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Dec 2019
[1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night
11 Current Rating: 11 + 53 = 64 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 53 = 64 votes 53

[1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger
31 Current Rating: 31 + 83 = 114 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 83 = 114 votes 83

[1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend?
29 Current Rating: 29 + 62 = 91 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 62 = 91 votes 62


Nov 2019
[1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ...
30 Current Rating: 30 + 78 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 78 = 108 votes 78

[1771] 26: You left the pub early last night
24 Current Rating: 24 + 61 = 85 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 61 = 85 votes 61

[1770] 15: You seem a lot happier
94 Current Rating: 94 + 178 = 272 votesCurrent Rating: 94 + 178 = 272 votes 178

[1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning
32 Current Rating: 32 + 76 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 32 + 76 = 108 votes 76

[1768] 8: So how have you been
39 Current Rating: 39 + 80 = 119 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 80 = 119 votes 80

[1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman
64 Current Rating: 64 + 589 = 653 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 589 = 653 votes 589

[1766] 1: I ll see you later
41 Current Rating: 41 + 60 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 41 + 60 = 101 votes 60


Oct 2019
[1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa
47 Current Rating: 47 + 91 = 138 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 91 = 138 votes 91

[1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow
87 Current Rating: 87 + 118 = 205 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 118 = 205 votes 118

[1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet
50 Current Rating: 50 + 105 = 155 votesCurrent Rating: 50 + 105 = 155 votes 105

[1762] 18: As a modern chef
86 Current Rating: 86 + 117 = 203 votesCurrent Rating: 86 + 117 = 203 votes 117

[1761] 15: I need to change doctors
64 Current Rating: 64 + 112 = 176 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 112 = 176 votes 112

[1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce
61 Current Rating: 61 + 97 = 158 votesCurrent Rating: 61 + 97 = 158 votes 97

[1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today?
85 Current Rating: 85 + 134 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 134 = 219 votes 134

[1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV?
101 Current Rating: 101 + 158 = 259 votesCurrent Rating: 101 + 158 = 259 votes 158

[1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided
64 Current Rating: 64 + 108 = 172 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 108 = 172 votes 108


Sep 2019
[1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here
90 Current Rating: 90 + 137 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 90 + 137 = 227 votes 137

[1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit
104 Current Rating: 104 + 153 = 257 votesCurrent Rating: 104 + 153 = 257 votes 153

[1754] 17: What are you reading?
69 Current Rating: 69 + 124 = 193 votesCurrent Rating: 69 + 124 = 193 votes 124

[1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left
106 Current Rating: 106 + 169 = 275 votesCurrent Rating: 106 + 169 = 275 votes 169

[1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic
89 Current Rating: 89 + 138 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 89 + 138 = 227 votes 138

[1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside?
117 Current Rating: 117 + 186 = 303 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 186 = 303 votes 186

[1750] 3: What are you doing?
118 Current Rating: 118 + 163 = 281 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 163 = 281 votes 163


Aug 2019
[1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 182 = 295 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 182 = 295 votes 182

[1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary
5990 Current Rating: 5990 + 7248 = 13238 votesCurrent Rating: 5990 + 7248 = 13238 votes 7248

[1747] 23: Stupid phone!
3184 Current Rating: 3184 + 3168 = 6352 votesCurrent Rating: 3184 + 3168 = 6352 votes 3168

[1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not
1966 Current Rating: 1966 + 2668 = 4634 votesCurrent Rating: 1966 + 2668 = 4634 votes 2668

[1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge
1889 Current Rating: 1889 + 2639 = 4528 votesCurrent Rating: 1889 + 2639 = 4528 votes 2639

[1744] 13: Thank you for coming in
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 2623 = 4556 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 2623 = 4556 votes 2623

[1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 2717 = 4623 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 2717 = 4623 votes 2717

[1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping
2146 Current Rating: 2146 + 2792 = 4938 votesCurrent Rating: 2146 + 2792 = 4938 votes 2792


Jul 2019
[1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor
2068 Current Rating: 2068 + 2741 = 4809 votesCurrent Rating: 2068 + 2741 = 4809 votes 2741

[1740] 26: What are you reading so intently?
2067 Current Rating: 2067 + 2706 = 4773 votesCurrent Rating: 2067 + 2706 = 4773 votes 2706

[1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist
2110 Current Rating: 2110 + 2756 = 4866 votesCurrent Rating: 2110 + 2756 = 4866 votes 2756

[1738] 19: Give me another drink please
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 2791 = 4867 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 2791 = 4867 votes 2791

[1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday?
2037 Current Rating: 2037 + 2768 = 4805 votesCurrent Rating: 2037 + 2768 = 4805 votes 2768

[1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room
1776 Current Rating: 1776 + 2812 = 4588 votesCurrent Rating: 1776 + 2812 = 4588 votes 2812

[1735] 9: Back already?
4224 Current Rating: 4224 + 4265 = 8489 votesCurrent Rating: 4224 + 4265 = 8489 votes 4265

[1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between
2411 Current Rating: 2411 + 3478 = 5889 votesCurrent Rating: 2411 + 3478 = 5889 votes 3478

[1733] 2: I suppose I should go
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 3037 = 4875 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 3037 = 4875 votes 3037


Jun 2019
[1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening?
2199 Current Rating: 2199 + 3229 = 5428 votesCurrent Rating: 2199 + 3229 = 5428 votes 3229

[1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 2872 = 4856 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 2872 = 4856 votes 2872

[1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 4958 = 7949 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 4958 = 7949 votes 4958

[1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company?
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 4462 = 7338 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 4462 = 7338 votes 4462

[1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit
2529 Current Rating: 2529 + 3312 = 5841 votesCurrent Rating: 2529 + 3312 = 5841 votes 3312

[1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday?
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 3015 = 5229 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 3015 = 5229 votes 3015

[1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ...
2454 Current Rating: 2454 + 3288 = 5742 votesCurrent Rating: 2454 + 3288 = 5742 votes 3288

[1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected
2201 Current Rating: 2201 + 3049 = 5250 votesCurrent Rating: 2201 + 3049 = 5250 votes 3049


May 2019
[1724] 31: How difficult is it
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 3074 = 5288 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 3074 = 5288 votes 3074

[1723] 28: I think you need another drink
2176 Current Rating: 2176 + 3111 = 5287 votesCurrent Rating: 2176 + 3111 = 5287 votes 3111

[1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night
2150 Current Rating: 2150 + 3049 = 5199 votesCurrent Rating: 2150 + 3049 = 5199 votes 3049

[1721] 21: I am a failure as a father
2213 Current Rating: 2213 + 3077 = 5290 votesCurrent Rating: 2213 + 3077 = 5290 votes 3077

[1720] 17: I m in so much trouble
2202 Current Rating: 2202 + 3068 = 5270 votesCurrent Rating: 2202 + 3068 = 5270 votes 3068

[1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents
2878 Current Rating: 2878 + 4582 = 7460 votesCurrent Rating: 2878 + 4582 = 7460 votes 4582

[1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour
2877 Current Rating: 2877 + 3684 = 6561 votesCurrent Rating: 2877 + 3684 = 6561 votes 3684

[1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend
2153 Current Rating: 2153 + 3070 = 5223 votesCurrent Rating: 2153 + 3070 = 5223 votes 3070

[1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today
2308 Current Rating: 2308 + 3133 = 5441 votesCurrent Rating: 2308 + 3133 = 5441 votes 3133


Apr 2019
[1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 4004 = 6178 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 4004 = 6178 votes 4004

[1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 4094 = 6302 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 4094 = 6302 votes 4094

[1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy
2210 Current Rating: 2210 + 4087 = 6297 votesCurrent Rating: 2210 + 4087 = 6297 votes 4087

[1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection
2286 Current Rating: 2286 + 4129 = 6415 votesCurrent Rating: 2286 + 4129 = 6415 votes 4129

[1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you
2287 Current Rating: 2287 + 4129 = 6416 votesCurrent Rating: 2287 + 4129 = 6416 votes 4129

[1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone
2154 Current Rating: 2154 + 4134 = 6288 votesCurrent Rating: 2154 + 4134 = 6288 votes 4134

[1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy
2307 Current Rating: 2307 + 4127 = 6434 votesCurrent Rating: 2307 + 4127 = 6434 votes 4127

[1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon
2183 Current Rating: 2183 + 4103 = 6286 votesCurrent Rating: 2183 + 4103 = 6286 votes 4103


Mar 2019
[1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle
2349 Current Rating: 2349 + 4115 = 6464 votesCurrent Rating: 2349 + 4115 = 6464 votes 4115

[1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 4254 = 6607 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 4254 = 6607 votes 4254

[1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers
2320 Current Rating: 2320 + 4169 = 6489 votesCurrent Rating: 2320 + 4169 = 6489 votes 4169

[1704] 15: You know you can never please some people
2317 Current Rating: 2317 + 4214 = 6531 votesCurrent Rating: 2317 + 4214 = 6531 votes 4214

[1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you?
2150 Current Rating: 2150 + 4059 = 6209 votesCurrent Rating: 2150 + 4059 = 6209 votes 4059

[1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 4137 = 6531 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 4137 = 6531 votes 4137

[1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today
2296 Current Rating: 2296 + 3124 = 5420 votesCurrent Rating: 2296 + 3124 = 5420 votes 3124


Feb 2019
[1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 4102 = 6253 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 4102 = 6253 votes 4102

[1699] 19: What are you sulking about?
2096 Current Rating: 2096 + 4075 = 6171 votesCurrent Rating: 2096 + 4075 = 6171 votes 4075

[1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage
2317 Current Rating: 2317 + 4171 = 6488 votesCurrent Rating: 2317 + 4171 = 6488 votes 4171

[1697] 12: What s on your mind today?
2274 Current Rating: 2274 + 3075 = 5349 votesCurrent Rating: 2274 + 3075 = 5349 votes 3075

[1696] 8: What did you buy now?
2134 Current Rating: 2134 + 4067 = 6201 votesCurrent Rating: 2134 + 4067 = 6201 votes 4067

[1695] 5: I am offended
2349 Current Rating: 2349 + 4228 = 6577 votesCurrent Rating: 2349 + 4228 = 6577 votes 4228

[1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ...
2391 Current Rating: 2391 + 4157 = 6548 votesCurrent Rating: 2391 + 4157 = 6548 votes 4157


Jan 2019
[1692] 29: So what s this weeks
2338 Current Rating: 2338 + 4180 = 6518 votesCurrent Rating: 2338 + 4180 = 6518 votes 4180

[1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please?
2337 Current Rating: 2337 + 4156 = 6493 votesCurrent Rating: 2337 + 4156 = 6493 votes 4156

[1690] 22: Nice to see you again
2284 Current Rating: 2284 + 4126 = 6410 votesCurrent Rating: 2284 + 4126 = 6410 votes 4126

[1689] 18: Welcome back
2361 Current Rating: 2361 + 4199 = 6560 votesCurrent Rating: 2361 + 4199 = 6560 votes 4199

[1688] 14: Well we re back at work
2269 Current Rating: 2269 + 3093 = 5362 votesCurrent Rating: 2269 + 3093 = 5362 votes 3093






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