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Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
97 Current Rating: 97 + 11 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 97 + 11 = 108 votes 11

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
11 Current Rating: 11 + 90 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 90 = 101 votes 90

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
20 Current Rating: 20 + 52 = 72 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 52 = 72 votes 52

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
23 Current Rating: 23 + 76 = 99 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 76 = 99 votes 76

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
26 Current Rating: 26 + 60 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 60 = 86 votes 60

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
85 Current Rating: 85 + 132 = 217 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 132 = 217 votes 132

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
40 Current Rating: 40 + 80 = 120 votesCurrent Rating: 40 + 80 = 120 votes 80

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
46 Current Rating: 46 + 69 = 115 votesCurrent Rating: 46 + 69 = 115 votes 69

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
45 Current Rating: 45 + 61 = 106 votesCurrent Rating: 45 + 61 = 106 votes 61

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
85 Current Rating: 85 + 124 = 209 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 124 = 209 votes 124

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
47 Current Rating: 47 + 64 = 111 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 64 = 111 votes 64

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
48 Current Rating: 48 + 69 = 117 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 69 = 117 votes 69

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
57 Current Rating: 57 + 143 = 200 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 143 = 200 votes 143

[1198] 10: Good morning class
101 Current Rating: 101 + 261 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 101 + 261 = 362 votes 261

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1274 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1274 = 2498 votes 1274

[1196] 8: I'm really not looking forward to going home
114 Current Rating: 114 + 173 = 287 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 173 = 287 votes 173

[1195] 7: I do believe I'm the smartest person I know
146 Current Rating: 146 + 219 = 365 votesCurrent Rating: 146 + 219 = 365 votes 219

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
152 Current Rating: 152 + 271 = 423 votesCurrent Rating: 152 + 271 = 423 votes 271

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
120 Current Rating: 120 + 139 = 259 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 139 = 259 votes 139

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
89 Current Rating: 89 + 159 = 248 votesCurrent Rating: 89 + 159 = 248 votes 159

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
179 Current Rating: 179 + 297 = 476 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 297 = 476 votes 297


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
106 Current Rating: 106 + 138 = 244 votesCurrent Rating: 106 + 138 = 244 votes 138

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
120 Current Rating: 120 + 131 = 251 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 131 = 251 votes 131

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
171 Current Rating: 171 + 197 = 368 votesCurrent Rating: 171 + 197 = 368 votes 197

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
78 Current Rating: 78 + 100 = 178 votesCurrent Rating: 78 + 100 = 178 votes 100

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
128 Current Rating: 128 + 159 = 287 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 159 = 287 votes 159

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
83 Current Rating: 83 + 132 = 215 votesCurrent Rating: 83 + 132 = 215 votes 132

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
151 Current Rating: 151 + 204 = 355 votesCurrent Rating: 151 + 204 = 355 votes 204

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
73 Current Rating: 73 + 102 = 175 votesCurrent Rating: 73 + 102 = 175 votes 102

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
59 Current Rating: 59 + 68 = 127 votesCurrent Rating: 59 + 68 = 127 votes 68

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
154 Current Rating: 154 + 185 = 339 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 185 = 339 votes 185

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
59 Current Rating: 59 + 99 = 158 votesCurrent Rating: 59 + 99 = 158 votes 99

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
228 Current Rating: 228 + 276 = 504 votesCurrent Rating: 228 + 276 = 504 votes 276

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
98 Current Rating: 98 + 122 = 220 votesCurrent Rating: 98 + 122 = 220 votes 122

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
134 Current Rating: 134 + 180 = 314 votesCurrent Rating: 134 + 180 = 314 votes 180

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
101 Current Rating: 101 + 164 = 265 votesCurrent Rating: 101 + 164 = 265 votes 164

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
163 Current Rating: 163 + 300 = 463 votesCurrent Rating: 163 + 300 = 463 votes 300

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
167 Current Rating: 167 + 204 = 371 votesCurrent Rating: 167 + 204 = 371 votes 204

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
123 Current Rating: 123 + 160 = 283 votesCurrent Rating: 123 + 160 = 283 votes 160

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
100 Current Rating: 100 + 99 = 199 votesCurrent Rating: 100 + 99 = 199 votes 99

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
112 Current Rating: 112 + 130 = 242 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 130 = 242 votes 130


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
102 Current Rating: 102 + 133 = 235 votesCurrent Rating: 102 + 133 = 235 votes 133

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 135 = 248 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 135 = 248 votes 135

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
92 Current Rating: 92 + 133 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 92 + 133 = 225 votes 133

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
71 Current Rating: 71 + 98 = 169 votesCurrent Rating: 71 + 98 = 169 votes 98

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
78 Current Rating: 78 + 111 = 189 votesCurrent Rating: 78 + 111 = 189 votes 111

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
138 Current Rating: 138 + 181 = 319 votesCurrent Rating: 138 + 181 = 319 votes 181

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
93 Current Rating: 93 + 160 = 253 votesCurrent Rating: 93 + 160 = 253 votes 160

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
208 Current Rating: 208 + 197 = 405 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 197 = 405 votes 197

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
112 Current Rating: 112 + 151 = 263 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 151 = 263 votes 151

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
207 Current Rating: 207 + 208 = 415 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 208 = 415 votes 208

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
185 Current Rating: 185 + 289 = 474 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 289 = 474 votes 289

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
184 Current Rating: 184 + 256 = 440 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 256 = 440 votes 256

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
129 Current Rating: 129 + 142 = 271 votesCurrent Rating: 129 + 142 = 271 votes 142

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
307 Current Rating: 307 + 287 = 594 votesCurrent Rating: 307 + 287 = 594 votes 287

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
173 Current Rating: 173 + 212 = 385 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 212 = 385 votes 212

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
211 Current Rating: 211 + 289 = 500 votesCurrent Rating: 211 + 289 = 500 votes 289


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
188 Current Rating: 188 + 231 = 419 votesCurrent Rating: 188 + 231 = 419 votes 231

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
168 Current Rating: 168 + 175 = 343 votesCurrent Rating: 168 + 175 = 343 votes 175

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
199 Current Rating: 199 + 197 = 396 votesCurrent Rating: 199 + 197 = 396 votes 197

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
189 Current Rating: 189 + 180 = 369 votesCurrent Rating: 189 + 180 = 369 votes 180

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
293 Current Rating: 293 + 307 = 600 votesCurrent Rating: 293 + 307 = 600 votes 307

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
245 Current Rating: 245 + 205 = 450 votesCurrent Rating: 245 + 205 = 450 votes 205

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
155 Current Rating: 155 + 208 = 363 votesCurrent Rating: 155 + 208 = 363 votes 208

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
235 Current Rating: 235 + 208 = 443 votesCurrent Rating: 235 + 208 = 443 votes 208

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
274 Current Rating: 274 + 221 = 495 votesCurrent Rating: 274 + 221 = 495 votes 221

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
161 Current Rating: 161 + 154 = 315 votesCurrent Rating: 161 + 154 = 315 votes 154


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
189 Current Rating: 189 + 198 = 387 votesCurrent Rating: 189 + 198 = 387 votes 198

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
272 Current Rating: 272 + 251 = 523 votesCurrent Rating: 272 + 251 = 523 votes 251

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
180 Current Rating: 180 + 195 = 375 votesCurrent Rating: 180 + 195 = 375 votes 195

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
166 Current Rating: 166 + 165 = 331 votesCurrent Rating: 166 + 165 = 331 votes 165

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
159 Current Rating: 159 + 156 = 315 votesCurrent Rating: 159 + 156 = 315 votes 156

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
286 Current Rating: 286 + 234 = 520 votesCurrent Rating: 286 + 234 = 520 votes 234

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
156 Current Rating: 156 + 152 = 308 votesCurrent Rating: 156 + 152 = 308 votes 152

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
237 Current Rating: 237 + 207 = 444 votesCurrent Rating: 237 + 207 = 444 votes 207

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
281 Current Rating: 281 + 226 = 507 votesCurrent Rating: 281 + 226 = 507 votes 226

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
263 Current Rating: 263 + 198 = 461 votesCurrent Rating: 263 + 198 = 461 votes 198

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
261 Current Rating: 261 + 291 = 552 votesCurrent Rating: 261 + 291 = 552 votes 291

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
188 Current Rating: 188 + 172 = 360 votesCurrent Rating: 188 + 172 = 360 votes 172

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
227 Current Rating: 227 + 212 = 439 votesCurrent Rating: 227 + 212 = 439 votes 212

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
181 Current Rating: 181 + 168 = 349 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 168 = 349 votes 168

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
292 Current Rating: 292 + 218 = 510 votesCurrent Rating: 292 + 218 = 510 votes 218

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
182 Current Rating: 182 + 174 = 356 votesCurrent Rating: 182 + 174 = 356 votes 174

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
203 Current Rating: 203 + 224 = 427 votesCurrent Rating: 203 + 224 = 427 votes 224

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
181 Current Rating: 181 + 179 = 360 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 179 = 360 votes 179

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
209 Current Rating: 209 + 253 = 462 votesCurrent Rating: 209 + 253 = 462 votes 253

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
253 Current Rating: 253 + 199 = 452 votesCurrent Rating: 253 + 199 = 452 votes 199

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
209 Current Rating: 209 + 206 = 415 votesCurrent Rating: 209 + 206 = 415 votes 206

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
226 Current Rating: 226 + 217 = 443 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 217 = 443 votes 217

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
163 Current Rating: 163 + 164 = 327 votesCurrent Rating: 163 + 164 = 327 votes 164

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
264 Current Rating: 264 + 257 = 521 votesCurrent Rating: 264 + 257 = 521 votes 257


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
182 Current Rating: 182 + 189 = 371 votesCurrent Rating: 182 + 189 = 371 votes 189

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
219 Current Rating: 219 + 260 = 479 votesCurrent Rating: 219 + 260 = 479 votes 260

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
218 Current Rating: 218 + 181 = 399 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 181 = 399 votes 181

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
161 Current Rating: 161 + 163 = 324 votesCurrent Rating: 161 + 163 = 324 votes 163

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
180 Current Rating: 180 + 164 = 344 votesCurrent Rating: 180 + 164 = 344 votes 164

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
191 Current Rating: 191 + 183 = 374 votesCurrent Rating: 191 + 183 = 374 votes 183

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
179 Current Rating: 179 + 165 = 344 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 165 = 344 votes 165

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
297 Current Rating: 297 + 299 = 596 votesCurrent Rating: 297 + 299 = 596 votes 299

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
203 Current Rating: 203 + 194 = 397 votesCurrent Rating: 203 + 194 = 397 votes 194

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
212 Current Rating: 212 + 199 = 411 votesCurrent Rating: 212 + 199 = 411 votes 199

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
218 Current Rating: 218 + 205 = 423 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 205 = 423 votes 205

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
177 Current Rating: 177 + 168 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 168 = 345 votes 168

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
230 Current Rating: 230 + 227 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 227 = 457 votes 227

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
196 Current Rating: 196 + 193 = 389 votesCurrent Rating: 196 + 193 = 389 votes 193

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
186 Current Rating: 186 + 197 = 383 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 197 = 383 votes 197

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
180 Current Rating: 180 + 185 = 365 votesCurrent Rating: 180 + 185 = 365 votes 185

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
179 Current Rating: 179 + 169 = 348 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 169 = 348 votes 169

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
304 Current Rating: 304 + 281 = 585 votesCurrent Rating: 304 + 281 = 585 votes 281

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
346 Current Rating: 346 + 308 = 654 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 308 = 654 votes 308


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
188 Current Rating: 188 + 176 = 364 votesCurrent Rating: 188 + 176 = 364 votes 176

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
198 Current Rating: 198 + 196 = 394 votesCurrent Rating: 198 + 196 = 394 votes 196

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
181 Current Rating: 181 + 181 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 181 = 362 votes 181

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
291 Current Rating: 291 + 262 = 553 votesCurrent Rating: 291 + 262 = 553 votes 262

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
187 Current Rating: 187 + 168 = 355 votesCurrent Rating: 187 + 168 = 355 votes 168

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
274 Current Rating: 274 + 268 = 542 votesCurrent Rating: 274 + 268 = 542 votes 268

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
320 Current Rating: 320 + 292 = 612 votesCurrent Rating: 320 + 292 = 612 votes 292

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
178 Current Rating: 178 + 177 = 355 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 177 = 355 votes 177

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
158 Current Rating: 158 + 157 = 315 votesCurrent Rating: 158 + 157 = 315 votes 157

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
257 Current Rating: 257 + 251 = 508 votesCurrent Rating: 257 + 251 = 508 votes 251

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
270 Current Rating: 270 + 273 = 543 votesCurrent Rating: 270 + 273 = 543 votes 273

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
226 Current Rating: 226 + 229 = 455 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 229 = 455 votes 229

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
202 Current Rating: 202 + 187 = 389 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 187 = 389 votes 187

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
168 Current Rating: 168 + 176 = 344 votesCurrent Rating: 168 + 176 = 344 votes 176

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
205 Current Rating: 205 + 196 = 401 votesCurrent Rating: 205 + 196 = 401 votes 196


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
221 Current Rating: 221 + 212 = 433 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 212 = 433 votes 212

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
258 Current Rating: 258 + 224 = 482 votesCurrent Rating: 258 + 224 = 482 votes 224

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
249 Current Rating: 249 + 213 = 462 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 213 = 462 votes 213

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
206 Current Rating: 206 + 200 = 406 votesCurrent Rating: 206 + 200 = 406 votes 200

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
179 Current Rating: 179 + 179 = 358 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 179 = 358 votes 179

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
186 Current Rating: 186 + 175 = 361 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 175 = 361 votes 175

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
181 Current Rating: 181 + 174 = 355 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 174 = 355 votes 174

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
183 Current Rating: 183 + 186 = 369 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 186 = 369 votes 186

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
190 Current Rating: 190 + 201 = 391 votesCurrent Rating: 190 + 201 = 391 votes 201

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
214 Current Rating: 214 + 200 = 414 votesCurrent Rating: 214 + 200 = 414 votes 200

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
208 Current Rating: 208 + 200 = 408 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 200 = 408 votes 200

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
224 Current Rating: 224 + 212 = 436 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 212 = 436 votes 212

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
230 Current Rating: 230 + 232 = 462 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 232 = 462 votes 232

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
271 Current Rating: 271 + 238 = 509 votesCurrent Rating: 271 + 238 = 509 votes 238

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
259 Current Rating: 259 + 238 = 497 votesCurrent Rating: 259 + 238 = 497 votes 238

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
169 Current Rating: 169 + 168 = 337 votesCurrent Rating: 169 + 168 = 337 votes 168

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
229 Current Rating: 229 + 228 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 229 + 228 = 457 votes 228

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
191 Current Rating: 191 + 186 = 377 votesCurrent Rating: 191 + 186 = 377 votes 186

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
178 Current Rating: 178 + 175 = 353 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 175 = 353 votes 175

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
255 Current Rating: 255 + 258 = 513 votesCurrent Rating: 255 + 258 = 513 votes 258

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
178 Current Rating: 178 + 173 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 173 = 351 votes 173

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
164 Current Rating: 164 + 164 = 328 votesCurrent Rating: 164 + 164 = 328 votes 164

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
352 Current Rating: 352 + 316 = 668 votesCurrent Rating: 352 + 316 = 668 votes 316


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
174 Current Rating: 174 + 176 = 350 votesCurrent Rating: 174 + 176 = 350 votes 176

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
177 Current Rating: 177 + 174 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 174 = 351 votes 174

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
186 Current Rating: 186 + 177 = 363 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 177 = 363 votes 177

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
239 Current Rating: 239 + 230 = 469 votesCurrent Rating: 239 + 230 = 469 votes 230

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
169 Current Rating: 169 + 169 = 338 votesCurrent Rating: 169 + 169 = 338 votes 169

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
313 Current Rating: 313 + 284 = 597 votesCurrent Rating: 313 + 284 = 597 votes 284

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
218 Current Rating: 218 + 215 = 433 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 215 = 433 votes 215

[1056] 13: I won t be long
208 Current Rating: 208 + 200 = 408 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 200 = 408 votes 200

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
197 Current Rating: 197 + 198 = 395 votesCurrent Rating: 197 + 198 = 395 votes 198

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
222 Current Rating: 222 + 209 = 431 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 209 = 431 votes 209

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
178 Current Rating: 178 + 177 = 355 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 177 = 355 votes 177

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
177 Current Rating: 177 + 180 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 180 = 357 votes 180

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
202 Current Rating: 202 + 207 = 409 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 207 = 409 votes 207

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
222 Current Rating: 222 + 197 = 419 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 197 = 419 votes 197

[1049] 6: Then she said
355 Current Rating: 355 + 309 = 664 votesCurrent Rating: 355 + 309 = 664 votes 309

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
228 Current Rating: 228 + 224 = 452 votesCurrent Rating: 228 + 224 = 452 votes 224

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
177 Current Rating: 177 + 182 = 359 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 182 = 359 votes 182

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
176 Current Rating: 176 + 172 = 348 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 172 = 348 votes 172

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
173 Current Rating: 173 + 172 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 172 = 345 votes 172

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
305 Current Rating: 305 + 261 = 566 votesCurrent Rating: 305 + 261 = 566 votes 261


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
175 Current Rating: 175 + 176 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 176 = 351 votes 176

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
229 Current Rating: 229 + 216 = 445 votesCurrent Rating: 229 + 216 = 445 votes 216

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
333 Current Rating: 333 + 300 = 633 votesCurrent Rating: 333 + 300 = 633 votes 300

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
290 Current Rating: 290 + 262 = 552 votesCurrent Rating: 290 + 262 = 552 votes 262

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
218 Current Rating: 218 + 205 = 423 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 205 = 423 votes 205

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
215 Current Rating: 215 + 205 = 420 votesCurrent Rating: 215 + 205 = 420 votes 205

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
209 Current Rating: 209 + 197 = 406 votesCurrent Rating: 209 + 197 = 406 votes 197

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
246 Current Rating: 246 + 220 = 466 votesCurrent Rating: 246 + 220 = 466 votes 220

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
268 Current Rating: 268 + 236 = 504 votesCurrent Rating: 268 + 236 = 504 votes 236

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
235 Current Rating: 235 + 223 = 458 votesCurrent Rating: 235 + 223 = 458 votes 223

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
235 Current Rating: 235 + 220 = 455 votesCurrent Rating: 235 + 220 = 455 votes 220

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
213 Current Rating: 213 + 203 = 416 votesCurrent Rating: 213 + 203 = 416 votes 203

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
275 Current Rating: 275 + 235 = 510 votesCurrent Rating: 275 + 235 = 510 votes 235

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
250 Current Rating: 250 + 225 = 475 votesCurrent Rating: 250 + 225 = 475 votes 225

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
217 Current Rating: 217 + 202 = 419 votesCurrent Rating: 217 + 202 = 419 votes 202

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
246 Current Rating: 246 + 226 = 472 votesCurrent Rating: 246 + 226 = 472 votes 226

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
291 Current Rating: 291 + 273 = 564 votesCurrent Rating: 291 + 273 = 564 votes 273

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
278 Current Rating: 278 + 246 = 524 votesCurrent Rating: 278 + 246 = 524 votes 246




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