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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
15 Current Rating: 15 + 42 = 57 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 42 = 57 votes 42

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
11 Current Rating: 11 + 39 = 50 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 39 = 50 votes 39

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
33 Current Rating: 33 + 137 = 170 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 137 = 170 votes 137

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
35 Current Rating: 35 + 85 = 120 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 85 = 120 votes 85

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
26 Current Rating: 26 + 44 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 44 = 70 votes 44

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
20 Current Rating: 20 + 46 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 46 = 66 votes 46

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
26 Current Rating: 26 + 47 = 73 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 47 = 73 votes 47

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
23 Current Rating: 23 + 48 = 71 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 48 = 71 votes 48

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
594 Current Rating: 594 + 389 = 983 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 389 = 983 votes 389

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
39 Current Rating: 39 + 77 = 116 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 77 = 116 votes 77

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
87 Current Rating: 87 + 93 = 180 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 93 = 180 votes 93

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
61 Current Rating: 61 + 215 = 276 votesCurrent Rating: 61 + 215 = 276 votes 215


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
97 Current Rating: 97 + 158 = 255 votesCurrent Rating: 97 + 158 = 255 votes 158

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
68 Current Rating: 68 + 104 = 172 votesCurrent Rating: 68 + 104 = 172 votes 104

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
72 Current Rating: 72 + 116 = 188 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 116 = 188 votes 116

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
115 Current Rating: 115 + 90 = 205 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 90 = 205 votes 90

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
155 Current Rating: 155 + 149 = 304 votesCurrent Rating: 155 + 149 = 304 votes 149

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
67 Current Rating: 67 + 114 = 181 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 114 = 181 votes 114

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
74 Current Rating: 74 + 148 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 148 = 222 votes 148

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
53 Current Rating: 53 + 79 = 132 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 79 = 132 votes 79

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
48 Current Rating: 48 + 88 = 136 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 88 = 136 votes 88

[1220] 13: I need a double now
114 Current Rating: 114 + 163 = 277 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 163 = 277 votes 163

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
72 Current Rating: 72 + 107 = 179 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 107 = 179 votes 107

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
265 Current Rating: 265 + 789 = 1054 votesCurrent Rating: 265 + 789 = 1054 votes 789

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
49 Current Rating: 49 + 78 = 127 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 78 = 127 votes 78

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
129 Current Rating: 129 + 175 = 304 votesCurrent Rating: 129 + 175 = 304 votes 175

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
65 Current Rating: 65 + 97 = 162 votesCurrent Rating: 65 + 97 = 162 votes 97

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
71 Current Rating: 71 + 106 = 177 votesCurrent Rating: 71 + 106 = 177 votes 106

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
121 Current Rating: 121 + 157 = 278 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 157 = 278 votes 157

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
94 Current Rating: 94 + 106 = 200 votesCurrent Rating: 94 + 106 = 200 votes 106


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
231 Current Rating: 231 + 270 = 501 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 270 = 501 votes 270

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
125 Current Rating: 125 + 208 = 333 votesCurrent Rating: 125 + 208 = 333 votes 208

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
158 Current Rating: 158 + 208 = 366 votesCurrent Rating: 158 + 208 = 366 votes 208

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
120 Current Rating: 120 + 214 = 334 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 214 = 334 votes 214

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
145 Current Rating: 145 + 173 = 318 votesCurrent Rating: 145 + 173 = 318 votes 173

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
218 Current Rating: 218 + 273 = 491 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 273 = 491 votes 273

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
130 Current Rating: 130 + 166 = 296 votesCurrent Rating: 130 + 166 = 296 votes 166

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
173 Current Rating: 173 + 184 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 184 = 357 votes 184

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
132 Current Rating: 132 + 134 = 266 votesCurrent Rating: 132 + 134 = 266 votes 134

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
160 Current Rating: 160 + 222 = 382 votesCurrent Rating: 160 + 222 = 382 votes 222

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
117 Current Rating: 117 + 141 = 258 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 141 = 258 votes 141

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
64 Current Rating: 64 + 95 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 95 = 159 votes 95

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
85 Current Rating: 85 + 176 = 261 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 176 = 261 votes 176

[1198] 10: Good morning class
150 Current Rating: 150 + 317 = 467 votesCurrent Rating: 150 + 317 = 467 votes 317

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1394 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1394 = 2726 votes 1394

[1196] 8: I'm really not looking forward to going home
185 Current Rating: 185 + 246 = 431 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 246 = 431 votes 246

[1195] 7: I do believe I'm the smartest person I know
249 Current Rating: 249 + 300 = 549 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 300 = 549 votes 300

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
224 Current Rating: 224 + 342 = 566 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 342 = 566 votes 342

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
149 Current Rating: 149 + 169 = 318 votesCurrent Rating: 149 + 169 = 318 votes 169

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
159 Current Rating: 159 + 226 = 385 votesCurrent Rating: 159 + 226 = 385 votes 226

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
324 Current Rating: 324 + 390 = 714 votesCurrent Rating: 324 + 390 = 714 votes 390


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
183 Current Rating: 183 + 221 = 404 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 221 = 404 votes 221

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
209 Current Rating: 209 + 240 = 449 votesCurrent Rating: 209 + 240 = 449 votes 240

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
319 Current Rating: 319 + 311 = 630 votesCurrent Rating: 319 + 311 = 630 votes 311

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
128 Current Rating: 128 + 143 = 271 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 143 = 271 votes 143

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
211 Current Rating: 211 + 244 = 455 votesCurrent Rating: 211 + 244 = 455 votes 244

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
156 Current Rating: 156 + 218 = 374 votesCurrent Rating: 156 + 218 = 374 votes 218

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
183 Current Rating: 183 + 230 = 413 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 230 = 413 votes 230

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
107 Current Rating: 107 + 134 = 241 votesCurrent Rating: 107 + 134 = 241 votes 134

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
87 Current Rating: 87 + 92 = 179 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 92 = 179 votes 92

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
292 Current Rating: 292 + 297 = 589 votesCurrent Rating: 292 + 297 = 589 votes 297

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
91 Current Rating: 91 + 129 = 220 votesCurrent Rating: 91 + 129 = 220 votes 129

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
354 Current Rating: 354 + 399 = 753 votesCurrent Rating: 354 + 399 = 753 votes 399

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
143 Current Rating: 143 + 167 = 310 votesCurrent Rating: 143 + 167 = 310 votes 167

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
208 Current Rating: 208 + 252 = 460 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 252 = 460 votes 252

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
162 Current Rating: 162 + 228 = 390 votesCurrent Rating: 162 + 228 = 390 votes 228

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
258 Current Rating: 258 + 401 = 659 votesCurrent Rating: 258 + 401 = 659 votes 401

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
221 Current Rating: 221 + 258 = 479 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 258 = 479 votes 258

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
187 Current Rating: 187 + 221 = 408 votesCurrent Rating: 187 + 221 = 408 votes 221

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
151 Current Rating: 151 + 151 = 302 votesCurrent Rating: 151 + 151 = 302 votes 151

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
156 Current Rating: 156 + 169 = 325 votesCurrent Rating: 156 + 169 = 325 votes 169


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
153 Current Rating: 153 + 182 = 335 votesCurrent Rating: 153 + 182 = 335 votes 182

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
165 Current Rating: 165 + 189 = 354 votesCurrent Rating: 165 + 189 = 354 votes 189

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
154 Current Rating: 154 + 194 = 348 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 194 = 348 votes 194

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
125 Current Rating: 125 + 148 = 273 votesCurrent Rating: 125 + 148 = 273 votes 148

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
118 Current Rating: 118 + 155 = 273 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 155 = 273 votes 155

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
186 Current Rating: 186 + 227 = 413 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 227 = 413 votes 227

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
138 Current Rating: 138 + 203 = 341 votesCurrent Rating: 138 + 203 = 341 votes 203

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
317 Current Rating: 317 + 271 = 588 votesCurrent Rating: 317 + 271 = 588 votes 271

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
160 Current Rating: 160 + 202 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 160 + 202 = 362 votes 202

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
286 Current Rating: 286 + 275 = 561 votesCurrent Rating: 286 + 275 = 561 votes 275

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
255 Current Rating: 255 + 355 = 610 votesCurrent Rating: 255 + 355 = 610 votes 355

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
277 Current Rating: 277 + 343 = 620 votesCurrent Rating: 277 + 343 = 620 votes 343

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
165 Current Rating: 165 + 181 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 165 + 181 = 346 votes 181

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
436 Current Rating: 436 + 371 = 807 votesCurrent Rating: 436 + 371 = 807 votes 371

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
281 Current Rating: 281 + 303 = 584 votesCurrent Rating: 281 + 303 = 584 votes 303

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
296 Current Rating: 296 + 383 = 679 votesCurrent Rating: 296 + 383 = 679 votes 383


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
254 Current Rating: 254 + 288 = 542 votesCurrent Rating: 254 + 288 = 542 votes 288

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
210 Current Rating: 210 + 214 = 424 votesCurrent Rating: 210 + 214 = 424 votes 214

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
258 Current Rating: 258 + 247 = 505 votesCurrent Rating: 258 + 247 = 505 votes 247

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
242 Current Rating: 242 + 220 = 462 votesCurrent Rating: 242 + 220 = 462 votes 220

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
429 Current Rating: 429 + 432 = 861 votesCurrent Rating: 429 + 432 = 861 votes 432

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
308 Current Rating: 308 + 239 = 547 votesCurrent Rating: 308 + 239 = 547 votes 239

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
187 Current Rating: 187 + 243 = 430 votesCurrent Rating: 187 + 243 = 430 votes 243

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
286 Current Rating: 286 + 245 = 531 votesCurrent Rating: 286 + 245 = 531 votes 245

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
344 Current Rating: 344 + 258 = 602 votesCurrent Rating: 344 + 258 = 602 votes 258

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
202 Current Rating: 202 + 192 = 394 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 192 = 394 votes 192


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
249 Current Rating: 249 + 241 = 490 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 241 = 490 votes 241

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
362 Current Rating: 362 + 330 = 692 votesCurrent Rating: 362 + 330 = 692 votes 330

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
224 Current Rating: 224 + 239 = 463 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 239 = 463 votes 239

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
195 Current Rating: 195 + 196 = 391 votesCurrent Rating: 195 + 196 = 391 votes 196

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
192 Current Rating: 192 + 189 = 381 votesCurrent Rating: 192 + 189 = 381 votes 189

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
392 Current Rating: 392 + 329 = 721 votesCurrent Rating: 392 + 329 = 721 votes 329

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
188 Current Rating: 188 + 178 = 366 votesCurrent Rating: 188 + 178 = 366 votes 178

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
328 Current Rating: 328 + 287 = 615 votesCurrent Rating: 328 + 287 = 615 votes 287

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
363 Current Rating: 363 + 292 = 655 votesCurrent Rating: 363 + 292 = 655 votes 292

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
332 Current Rating: 332 + 236 = 568 votesCurrent Rating: 332 + 236 = 568 votes 236

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
365 Current Rating: 365 + 385 = 750 votesCurrent Rating: 365 + 385 = 750 votes 385

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
227 Current Rating: 227 + 213 = 440 votesCurrent Rating: 227 + 213 = 440 votes 213

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
321 Current Rating: 321 + 274 = 595 votesCurrent Rating: 321 + 274 = 595 votes 274

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
225 Current Rating: 225 + 202 = 427 votesCurrent Rating: 225 + 202 = 427 votes 202

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
373 Current Rating: 373 + 277 = 650 votesCurrent Rating: 373 + 277 = 650 votes 277

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
238 Current Rating: 238 + 221 = 459 votesCurrent Rating: 238 + 221 = 459 votes 221

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
283 Current Rating: 283 + 302 = 585 votesCurrent Rating: 283 + 302 = 585 votes 302

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
238 Current Rating: 238 + 231 = 469 votesCurrent Rating: 238 + 231 = 469 votes 231

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
269 Current Rating: 269 + 321 = 590 votesCurrent Rating: 269 + 321 = 590 votes 321

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
327 Current Rating: 327 + 245 = 572 votesCurrent Rating: 327 + 245 = 572 votes 245

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
289 Current Rating: 289 + 276 = 565 votesCurrent Rating: 289 + 276 = 565 votes 276

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
277 Current Rating: 277 + 258 = 535 votesCurrent Rating: 277 + 258 = 535 votes 258

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
206 Current Rating: 206 + 209 = 415 votesCurrent Rating: 206 + 209 = 415 votes 209

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
390 Current Rating: 390 + 362 = 752 votesCurrent Rating: 390 + 362 = 752 votes 362


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
231 Current Rating: 231 + 240 = 471 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 240 = 471 votes 240

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
271 Current Rating: 271 + 336 = 607 votesCurrent Rating: 271 + 336 = 607 votes 336

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
302 Current Rating: 302 + 226 = 528 votesCurrent Rating: 302 + 226 = 528 votes 226

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
199 Current Rating: 199 + 197 = 396 votesCurrent Rating: 199 + 197 = 396 votes 197

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
241 Current Rating: 241 + 215 = 456 votesCurrent Rating: 241 + 215 = 456 votes 215

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
254 Current Rating: 254 + 237 = 491 votesCurrent Rating: 254 + 237 = 491 votes 237

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
230 Current Rating: 230 + 207 = 437 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 207 = 437 votes 207

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
424 Current Rating: 424 + 393 = 817 votesCurrent Rating: 424 + 393 = 817 votes 393

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
284 Current Rating: 284 + 265 = 549 votesCurrent Rating: 284 + 265 = 549 votes 265

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
284 Current Rating: 284 + 263 = 547 votesCurrent Rating: 284 + 263 = 547 votes 263

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
292 Current Rating: 292 + 264 = 556 votesCurrent Rating: 292 + 264 = 556 votes 264

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
249 Current Rating: 249 + 218 = 467 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 218 = 467 votes 218

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
334 Current Rating: 334 + 317 = 651 votesCurrent Rating: 334 + 317 = 651 votes 317

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
240 Current Rating: 240 + 231 = 471 votesCurrent Rating: 240 + 231 = 471 votes 231

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
238 Current Rating: 238 + 245 = 483 votesCurrent Rating: 238 + 245 = 483 votes 245

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
224 Current Rating: 224 + 228 = 452 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 228 = 452 votes 228

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
236 Current Rating: 236 + 211 = 447 votesCurrent Rating: 236 + 211 = 447 votes 211

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
406 Current Rating: 406 + 371 = 777 votesCurrent Rating: 406 + 371 = 777 votes 371

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
435 Current Rating: 435 + 380 = 815 votesCurrent Rating: 435 + 380 = 815 votes 380


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
256 Current Rating: 256 + 232 = 488 votesCurrent Rating: 256 + 232 = 488 votes 232

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
263 Current Rating: 263 + 265 = 528 votesCurrent Rating: 263 + 265 = 528 votes 265

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
237 Current Rating: 237 + 233 = 470 votesCurrent Rating: 237 + 233 = 470 votes 233

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
409 Current Rating: 409 + 360 = 769 votesCurrent Rating: 409 + 360 = 769 votes 360

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
261 Current Rating: 261 + 217 = 478 votesCurrent Rating: 261 + 217 = 478 votes 217

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
366 Current Rating: 366 + 357 = 723 votesCurrent Rating: 366 + 357 = 723 votes 357

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
429 Current Rating: 429 + 377 = 806 votesCurrent Rating: 429 + 377 = 806 votes 377

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
241 Current Rating: 241 + 238 = 479 votesCurrent Rating: 241 + 238 = 479 votes 238

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
206 Current Rating: 206 + 203 = 409 votesCurrent Rating: 206 + 203 = 409 votes 203

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
366 Current Rating: 366 + 342 = 708 votesCurrent Rating: 366 + 342 = 708 votes 342

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
403 Current Rating: 403 + 399 = 802 votesCurrent Rating: 403 + 399 = 802 votes 399

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
307 Current Rating: 307 + 308 = 615 votesCurrent Rating: 307 + 308 = 615 votes 308

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
268 Current Rating: 268 + 246 = 514 votesCurrent Rating: 268 + 246 = 514 votes 246

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
244 Current Rating: 244 + 245 = 489 votesCurrent Rating: 244 + 245 = 489 votes 245

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
284 Current Rating: 284 + 264 = 548 votesCurrent Rating: 284 + 264 = 548 votes 264


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
276 Current Rating: 276 + 266 = 542 votesCurrent Rating: 276 + 266 = 542 votes 266

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
382 Current Rating: 382 + 306 = 688 votesCurrent Rating: 382 + 306 = 688 votes 306

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
331 Current Rating: 331 + 290 = 621 votesCurrent Rating: 331 + 290 = 621 votes 290

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
293 Current Rating: 293 + 270 = 563 votesCurrent Rating: 293 + 270 = 563 votes 270

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
231 Current Rating: 231 + 234 = 465 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 234 = 465 votes 234

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
252 Current Rating: 252 + 225 = 477 votesCurrent Rating: 252 + 225 = 477 votes 225

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
237 Current Rating: 237 + 233 = 470 votesCurrent Rating: 237 + 233 = 470 votes 233

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
238 Current Rating: 238 + 243 = 481 votesCurrent Rating: 238 + 243 = 481 votes 243

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
250 Current Rating: 250 + 261 = 511 votesCurrent Rating: 250 + 261 = 511 votes 261

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
303 Current Rating: 303 + 283 = 586 votesCurrent Rating: 303 + 283 = 586 votes 283

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
288 Current Rating: 288 + 266 = 554 votesCurrent Rating: 288 + 266 = 554 votes 266

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
342 Current Rating: 342 + 311 = 653 votesCurrent Rating: 342 + 311 = 653 votes 311

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
321 Current Rating: 321 + 304 = 625 votesCurrent Rating: 321 + 304 = 625 votes 304

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
395 Current Rating: 395 + 360 = 755 votesCurrent Rating: 395 + 360 = 755 votes 360

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
392 Current Rating: 392 + 337 = 729 votesCurrent Rating: 392 + 337 = 729 votes 337

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
222 Current Rating: 222 + 220 = 442 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 220 = 442 votes 220

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
311 Current Rating: 311 + 306 = 617 votesCurrent Rating: 311 + 306 = 617 votes 306

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
251 Current Rating: 251 + 240 = 491 votesCurrent Rating: 251 + 240 = 491 votes 240

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
242 Current Rating: 242 + 237 = 479 votesCurrent Rating: 242 + 237 = 479 votes 237

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
346 Current Rating: 346 + 354 = 700 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 354 = 700 votes 354

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
232 Current Rating: 232 + 220 = 452 votesCurrent Rating: 232 + 220 = 452 votes 220

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
202 Current Rating: 202 + 201 = 403 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 201 = 403 votes 201

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
445 Current Rating: 445 + 396 = 841 votesCurrent Rating: 445 + 396 = 841 votes 396


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
229 Current Rating: 229 + 230 = 459 votesCurrent Rating: 229 + 230 = 459 votes 230

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
225 Current Rating: 225 + 224 = 449 votesCurrent Rating: 225 + 224 = 449 votes 224

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
246 Current Rating: 246 + 226 = 472 votesCurrent Rating: 246 + 226 = 472 votes 226

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
317 Current Rating: 317 + 309 = 626 votesCurrent Rating: 317 + 309 = 626 votes 309

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
217 Current Rating: 217 + 214 = 431 votesCurrent Rating: 217 + 214 = 431 votes 214

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
406 Current Rating: 406 + 368 = 774 votesCurrent Rating: 406 + 368 = 774 votes 368

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
291 Current Rating: 291 + 286 = 577 votesCurrent Rating: 291 + 286 = 577 votes 286

[1056] 13: I won t be long
297 Current Rating: 297 + 275 = 572 votesCurrent Rating: 297 + 275 = 572 votes 275

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
261 Current Rating: 261 + 255 = 516 votesCurrent Rating: 261 + 255 = 516 votes 255

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
283 Current Rating: 283 + 272 = 555 votesCurrent Rating: 283 + 272 = 555 votes 272

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
231 Current Rating: 231 + 221 = 452 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 221 = 452 votes 221

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
224 Current Rating: 224 + 231 = 455 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 231 = 455 votes 231

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
285 Current Rating: 285 + 285 = 570 votesCurrent Rating: 285 + 285 = 570 votes 285

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
288 Current Rating: 288 + 260 = 548 votesCurrent Rating: 288 + 260 = 548 votes 260

[1049] 6: Then she said
478 Current Rating: 478 + 429 = 907 votesCurrent Rating: 478 + 429 = 907 votes 429

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
290 Current Rating: 290 + 287 = 577 votesCurrent Rating: 290 + 287 = 577 votes 287

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
216 Current Rating: 216 + 230 = 446 votesCurrent Rating: 216 + 230 = 446 votes 230

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
221 Current Rating: 221 + 220 = 441 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 220 = 441 votes 220

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
220 Current Rating: 220 + 215 = 435 votesCurrent Rating: 220 + 215 = 435 votes 215

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
415 Current Rating: 415 + 347 = 762 votesCurrent Rating: 415 + 347 = 762 votes 347


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
221 Current Rating: 221 + 220 = 441 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 220 = 441 votes 220

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
296 Current Rating: 296 + 271 = 567 votesCurrent Rating: 296 + 271 = 567 votes 271

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
449 Current Rating: 449 + 395 = 844 votesCurrent Rating: 449 + 395 = 844 votes 395

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
410 Current Rating: 410 + 349 = 759 votesCurrent Rating: 410 + 349 = 759 votes 349

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
310 Current Rating: 310 + 285 = 595 votesCurrent Rating: 310 + 285 = 595 votes 285

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
277 Current Rating: 277 + 260 = 537 votesCurrent Rating: 277 + 260 = 537 votes 260

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
252 Current Rating: 252 + 238 = 490 votesCurrent Rating: 252 + 238 = 490 votes 238

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
337 Current Rating: 337 + 306 = 643 votesCurrent Rating: 337 + 306 = 643 votes 306

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
368 Current Rating: 368 + 318 = 686 votesCurrent Rating: 368 + 318 = 686 votes 318

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
323 Current Rating: 323 + 303 = 626 votesCurrent Rating: 323 + 303 = 626 votes 303

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
305 Current Rating: 305 + 273 = 578 votesCurrent Rating: 305 + 273 = 578 votes 273

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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