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Sep 2010
6: How was the pub quiz? 4/10
3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 30/44
2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 8/37
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Aug 2010
31: Do you need a bag? 16/32
30: Would you like to make a donation 14/17
27: The divorce is now finalised 31/47
26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 10/23
25: What are you crying about? 15/19
24: I am the manager 11/22
23: Haven’t we met before? 5/29
20: Why are you so fat? 28/40
18: You’re like a box of chocolates 23/47
17: I can never win an argument 10/28
16: My parents are so fanatical 13/16
13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 36/33
12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 6/20
11: I think it’s time I got married 17/21
10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 7/27
5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 38/58
4: Happy birthday my boy 19/35
3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 19/28
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Jul 2010
30: My wife doesn’t understand me 30/54
29: Wait here 16/31
28: How do you always stay so happy? 12/31
27: What's going on? 9/24
26: A real man is a woman's best friend 132/32
23: As my lawyer 29/38
22: Sex is the price 15/41
20: I’ve done something to add some spice 24/49
19: Doctor, my son is in good health 23/36
16: I know you’re growing up 27/42
15: I watched a documentary on TV 12/25
14: Those look heavy 16/43
13: What would you like for dinner? 13/54
12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 15/38
9: I just found out that my husband is gay 22/38
8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 22/35
7: Down in the dumps again? 11/29
6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 37/24
5: I heard you getting divorced again 21/24
2: My wife wants to have another baby 26/40
1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 11/23
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Jun 2010
30: My wife is no longer a MILF 25/34
29: I got into trouble again 13/42
28: You’re looking gorgeous 19/35
25: Would you like to try these 45/50
24: I brought you beer and biltong 18/35
23: My dog died last week 21/31
22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 12/37
21: Hey, what’s new? 17/27
18: Hi mom, you have to help me 39/53
17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 19/40
15: I’m surprised to see you here 23/36
14: Why are you so cross? 21/28
10: You have to defend me 38/57
9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 12/40
8: You're so upset, what's wrong? 15/32
7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 41/48
4: I want to talk to my lawyer 29/47
3: I'm going to divorce my wife 18/29
2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 12/46
1: I can't wait to get home 14/35
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May 2010
31: If you firmed your bum up 16/37
28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 49/54
27: I need some cyanide please 26/37
26: There goes a funeral procession 26/38
25: I’m so tired of being hit on 27/41
24: If I die before you do? 19/37
21: What are you so angry about? 32/47
20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 22/32
19: My husband is impotent 43/75
18: We place all our emphasis 16/32
14: Can I buy you a drink? 39/52
13: Dad what is that thing between 25/33
12: Since we got married 46/42
11: We’ve both been given parts 19/33
10: Why are you crying? 42/40
7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 35/44
5: What's the matter? 23/42
4: We live in confusing times 29/31
3: Have you ever noticed that women 21/51
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Apr 2010
30: For her birthday 58/141
29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 33/199
28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 31/47
23: Did you lose a parrot 47/67
22: We shagged four times last night 18/37
21: I’ve decided to get into shape 37/142
20: The oldest woman in the country 21/38
19: Will sit-ups help 32/30
16: You haven’t complimented me 43/42
15: I married a Miss Right 38/47
14: I know this is our first baby 26/42
13: I went for my annual check yesterday 37/41
12: I’m from PC Support 31/35
9: I’m so glad that you're smart 57/47
8: My wife is like chewing gum 32/33
7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 18/29
6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 24/33
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Mar 2010
30: Your mom's the best sex in town 60/77
29: I had to promise my wife 28/35
26: Where do women mostly 38/47
25: So I hear you’ve changed 31/36
24: The good news is that 15/33
23: Do you know how men are 25/49
19: My doctor told me 44/53
18: As my lawyer 25/32
17: What do you get when you give 24/46
16: It’s my wedding anniversary 23/55
15: Dad, where do babies come from? 31/79
12: My wife is unfaithful to me 43/49
11: I just broke up with a girl 22/30
10: Why did you have to die? 28/47
9: I just had another fight 35/60
8: What's the big idea 28/45
5: You eat too much junk food 35/61
4: Do you know why 27/49
3: I bought you new underpants 34/48
2: I now have Olympic sex 31/44
1: I don't understand my wife 28/74
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Feb 2010
26: I love you 49/57
25: What? 33/47
24: I've met this wonderful girl 29/45
23: I'm looking for something 31/61
22: She's pretty hot 38/87
19: You look well rested 70/83
18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 21/34
17: Can I buy you a drink? 35/39
16: Have a drink on me 35/56
15: Sex is like shaving 29/48
12: Babe, I would go to 40/57
11: I heard those three dreaded words 39/75
10: I wish I was getting a divorce 37/50
9: I’m so tired of faking 47/65
8: I don't know what to do 58/66
5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 52/323
4: We should start calling the G-Spot 26/38
3: What do women and dog 49/55
2: You look happy 23/44
1: What's the best thing about a blowjob? 37/48
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Jan 2010
29: You want to play magic? 35/54
28: Doctor, I don't know what to do 33/40
27: I haven't seen you for a while 41/55
26: Why do you keep switching channels? 43/77
25: I hear you bought a new car 36/51
22: I love your forehead 37/68
21: I got banned 37/63
20: Excuse me, but could you please 40/45
19: Grandpa, did God make you? 42/44
15: What are you watching? 176/105
14: Doctor, I need help 66/78
13: I just want you to know 44/55
12: I just read that the female 41/69
11: What are you doing with my gun? 60/78
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Dec 2009
18: Holiday Greeting 361/363
17: Why are you so miserable? 96/106
15: Try our new perfume 63/72
14: Oh No! What's happend? 46/64
11: You've asked our daughter 50/62
10: What's wrong with you? 48/63
9: You filed a missing persons report 62/65
8: My marriage isn't as much fun 72/73
7: What is it now? 76/86
3: Come back to my place 114/92
2: Morning 72/84
1: What are you so happy about 93/103
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Nov 2009
26: I've got bad news 86/88
25: My wife is like a condom 71/86
24: I can tell how old you are 53/62
23: I want a pay increase 103/144
20: My friend over there 145/120
19: What are you up to now? 82/110
18: I like my job more 90/139
17: Granny's got a prawn 163/99
16: I'm back from doing the shopping 81/142
13: When we get married 84/125
12: A name for the baby 109/110
11: Would you have married me 63/105
10: If I won the Lotto 108/127
9: Why are you feeling that horse 71/109
5: What are you doing mom? 71/88
4: What the hell are you doing 68/93
3: Dear Angel of Death 109/232
2: I'm furious with my son 84/97
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Oct 2009
30: I want a tooth pulled 75/80
29: Hurry up and hit the ball 157/201
28: You are getting fat 184/134
27: I never feel like doing anything 147/150
26: Problems with your husband 84/100
23: It was my birthday yesterday 68/78
22: Whoever can guess what's in 74/100
21: Our house just burnt down 84/89
20: What are you doing today? 85/94
19: Chat up women in bars 133/138
16: I just can't login 84/89
15: It's so sweet ... 86/103
14: What are you doing? 98/99
13: Why shopping trolleys were ... 106/107
12: How do you know when ... 118/118
9: You're so much more frisky ... 91/100
8: Do you know why there are ... 91/92
7: I had chronic diarrhoea ... 95/100
6: What's you wife's name ... 94/93
5: I wish I had a little sister ... 99/112
2: I read that humans ... 113/133
1: Did you miss me ... 107/116
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Sep 2009
30: How come I'm blue ... 117/135
29: Nice new pistol ... 99/110
28: Hi mom, I'm home ... 104/108
27: Your son has grown ... 100/101
23: My watch stopped working ... 90/96
22: Why are mom's feet ... 94/96
21: Ready for some action ... 88/119
18: What took you so long ... 98/103
17: Why do you men ... 97/98
16: The new boyfriend ... 97/106
15: How's the new man ... 186/200
14: I came home early ... 88/97
11: I start my weight-loss ... 77/89
10: I'm horny ... 97/126
9: Sorry I'm late ... 95/100
8: Never pick up a woman ... 87/101
7: Why don't women blink ... 103/106
4: I got another spam email ... 94/128
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Aug 2009
31: How do you know when ... 109/113
28: I've got a huge problem ... 102/125
27: I'm not going to America .. 95/109
26: I don't understand ... 89/101
25: I haven't seen you ... 91/101
24: Do you know why a good ... 100/118
21: Your husband is in ... 92/95
20: A nice looking dog ... 80/107
19: What's the matter ... 81/93
18: I heard that it was ... 89/102
17: Why are you crying ... 85/102
14: A wife-swapping party ... 141/147
13: What are you and Dad ... 82/105
12: Are you a virgin ... 85/100
11: What are you doing ... 89/100
7: What those men said ... 117/145
6: Intelligent, good looking . 89/105
5: A boyfriend and a husband . 81/100
4: Rodeo sex position ... 131/208
3: A dolphin and a woman ... 82/97
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Jul 2009
31: You have been with me ... 102/148
30: Why an ex-husband is ... 81/95
29: I told my girlfriend ... 137/150
28: I can tell you something .. 82/120
27: Hey beautiful ... 87/114
24: If I die ... 83/113
23: Men and pantyhose ... 75/105
22: When I get mad ... 105/135
21: Why do you suppose NASA ... 103/107
20: Guess what I heard ... 94/107
17: The birds and the bees ... 87/117
16: If I was to sneak over ... 80/110
15: Every time you have a ... 136/261
13: Why is the space ... 83/100
10: You're my ex-wife's ... 93/125
9: I just can't sleep ... 96/110
8: Phone your father ... 93/131
7: What it REALLY MEANS ... 91/110
6: After your bath ... 91/101
3: That was fantastic ... 111/120
2: What are you doing here ... 72/103
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Jun 2009
30: Do you know him ... 74/84
29: Money is tight ... 89/101
26: Are you ready to order ... 86/104
25: For our anniversary ... 85/92
24: I don't want you to ... 91/95
23: We're engaged ... 81/113
22: My husband is fixing ... 117/216
19: You've been ill ... 89/97
18: What would happen ... 107/113
17: I'm home ... 87/97
12: You and your dad ... 111/126
11: Can you give me R100 ... 78/95
10: My wife is drowning ... 91/104
9: I have great news ... 99/114
8: I'm really concerned ... 97/112
5: I'm sick ... 98/110
4: Setting up a new store ... 131/137
2: Why so down ... 306/525
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