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Oct 2014
[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
28 Current Rating: 28 + 67 = 95 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 67 = 95 votes 67

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
22 Current Rating: 22 + 61 = 83 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 61 = 83 votes 61

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
19 Current Rating: 19 + 42 = 61 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 42 = 61 votes 42

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
27 Current Rating: 27 + 43 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 43 = 70 votes 43

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
72 Current Rating: 72 + 114 = 186 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 114 = 186 votes 114

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
35 Current Rating: 35 + 54 = 89 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 54 = 89 votes 54

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
46 Current Rating: 46 + 65 = 111 votesCurrent Rating: 46 + 65 = 111 votes 65

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
48 Current Rating: 48 + 137 = 185 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 137 = 185 votes 137

[1198] 10: Good morning class
89 Current Rating: 89 + 247 = 336 votesCurrent Rating: 89 + 247 = 336 votes 247

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 239 = 1421 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 239 = 1421 votes 239

[1196] 8: I'm really not looking forward to going home
100 Current Rating: 100 + 160 = 260 votesCurrent Rating: 100 + 160 = 260 votes 160

[1195] 7: I do believe I'm the smartest person I know
122 Current Rating: 122 + 190 = 312 votesCurrent Rating: 122 + 190 = 312 votes 190

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
136 Current Rating: 136 + 255 = 391 votesCurrent Rating: 136 + 255 = 391 votes 255

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 128 = 240 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 128 = 240 votes 128

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
66 Current Rating: 66 + 137 = 203 votesCurrent Rating: 66 + 137 = 203 votes 137

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
160 Current Rating: 160 + 274 = 434 votesCurrent Rating: 160 + 274 = 434 votes 274


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
87 Current Rating: 87 + 112 = 199 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 112 = 199 votes 112

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
114 Current Rating: 114 + 126 = 240 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 126 = 240 votes 126

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
152 Current Rating: 152 + 178 = 330 votesCurrent Rating: 152 + 178 = 330 votes 178

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
70 Current Rating: 70 + 92 = 162 votesCurrent Rating: 70 + 92 = 162 votes 92

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 147 = 259 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 147 = 259 votes 147

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
71 Current Rating: 71 + 114 = 185 votesCurrent Rating: 71 + 114 = 185 votes 114

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
143 Current Rating: 143 + 191 = 334 votesCurrent Rating: 143 + 191 = 334 votes 191

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
65 Current Rating: 65 + 96 = 161 votesCurrent Rating: 65 + 96 = 161 votes 96

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
57 Current Rating: 57 + 66 = 123 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 66 = 123 votes 66

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
126 Current Rating: 126 + 160 = 286 votesCurrent Rating: 126 + 160 = 286 votes 160

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
55 Current Rating: 55 + 95 = 150 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 95 = 150 votes 95

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
224 Current Rating: 224 + 274 = 498 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 274 = 498 votes 274

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
94 Current Rating: 94 + 117 = 211 votesCurrent Rating: 94 + 117 = 211 votes 117

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
117 Current Rating: 117 + 165 = 282 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 165 = 282 votes 165

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
98 Current Rating: 98 + 158 = 256 votesCurrent Rating: 98 + 158 = 256 votes 158

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
157 Current Rating: 157 + 291 = 448 votesCurrent Rating: 157 + 291 = 448 votes 291

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
164 Current Rating: 164 + 197 = 361 votesCurrent Rating: 164 + 197 = 361 votes 197

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
120 Current Rating: 120 + 155 = 275 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 155 = 275 votes 155

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
96 Current Rating: 96 + 95 = 191 votesCurrent Rating: 96 + 95 = 191 votes 95

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
107 Current Rating: 107 + 123 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 107 + 123 = 230 votes 123


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
96 Current Rating: 96 + 126 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 96 + 126 = 222 votes 126

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
108 Current Rating: 108 + 131 = 239 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 131 = 239 votes 131

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
87 Current Rating: 87 + 126 = 213 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 126 = 213 votes 126

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
69 Current Rating: 69 + 95 = 164 votesCurrent Rating: 69 + 95 = 164 votes 95

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
73 Current Rating: 73 + 106 = 179 votesCurrent Rating: 73 + 106 = 179 votes 106

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
136 Current Rating: 136 + 178 = 314 votesCurrent Rating: 136 + 178 = 314 votes 178

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
88 Current Rating: 88 + 155 = 243 votesCurrent Rating: 88 + 155 = 243 votes 155

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
182 Current Rating: 182 + 180 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 182 + 180 = 362 votes 180

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
108 Current Rating: 108 + 147 = 255 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 147 = 255 votes 147

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
199 Current Rating: 199 + 198 = 397 votesCurrent Rating: 199 + 198 = 397 votes 198

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
179 Current Rating: 179 + 284 = 463 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 284 = 463 votes 284

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
173 Current Rating: 173 + 244 = 417 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 244 = 417 votes 244

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
128 Current Rating: 128 + 139 = 267 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 139 = 267 votes 139

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
283 Current Rating: 283 + 269 = 552 votesCurrent Rating: 283 + 269 = 552 votes 269

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
148 Current Rating: 148 + 192 = 340 votesCurrent Rating: 148 + 192 = 340 votes 192

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
205 Current Rating: 205 + 281 = 486 votesCurrent Rating: 205 + 281 = 486 votes 281


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
184 Current Rating: 184 + 228 = 412 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 228 = 412 votes 228

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
164 Current Rating: 164 + 169 = 333 votesCurrent Rating: 164 + 169 = 333 votes 169

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
193 Current Rating: 193 + 192 = 385 votesCurrent Rating: 193 + 192 = 385 votes 192

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
186 Current Rating: 186 + 177 = 363 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 177 = 363 votes 177

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
277 Current Rating: 277 + 287 = 564 votesCurrent Rating: 277 + 287 = 564 votes 287

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
234 Current Rating: 234 + 192 = 426 votesCurrent Rating: 234 + 192 = 426 votes 192

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
152 Current Rating: 152 + 205 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 152 + 205 = 357 votes 205

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
231 Current Rating: 231 + 202 = 433 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 202 = 433 votes 202

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
262 Current Rating: 262 + 213 = 475 votesCurrent Rating: 262 + 213 = 475 votes 213

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
158 Current Rating: 158 + 151 = 309 votesCurrent Rating: 158 + 151 = 309 votes 151


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
185 Current Rating: 185 + 194 = 379 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 194 = 379 votes 194

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
269 Current Rating: 269 + 249 = 518 votesCurrent Rating: 269 + 249 = 518 votes 249

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
177 Current Rating: 177 + 190 = 367 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 190 = 367 votes 190

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
164 Current Rating: 164 + 163 = 327 votesCurrent Rating: 164 + 163 = 327 votes 163

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
156 Current Rating: 156 + 154 = 310 votesCurrent Rating: 156 + 154 = 310 votes 154

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
268 Current Rating: 268 + 221 = 489 votesCurrent Rating: 268 + 221 = 489 votes 221

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
150 Current Rating: 150 + 147 = 297 votesCurrent Rating: 150 + 147 = 297 votes 147

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
224 Current Rating: 224 + 194 = 418 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 194 = 418 votes 194

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
260 Current Rating: 260 + 211 = 471 votesCurrent Rating: 260 + 211 = 471 votes 211

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
250 Current Rating: 250 + 185 = 435 votesCurrent Rating: 250 + 185 = 435 votes 185

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
242 Current Rating: 242 + 271 = 513 votesCurrent Rating: 242 + 271 = 513 votes 271

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
181 Current Rating: 181 + 164 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 164 = 345 votes 164

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
208 Current Rating: 208 + 193 = 401 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 193 = 401 votes 193

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
177 Current Rating: 177 + 163 = 340 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 163 = 340 votes 163

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
275 Current Rating: 275 + 209 = 484 votesCurrent Rating: 275 + 209 = 484 votes 209

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
178 Current Rating: 178 + 168 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 168 = 346 votes 168

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
199 Current Rating: 199 + 220 = 419 votesCurrent Rating: 199 + 220 = 419 votes 220

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
177 Current Rating: 177 + 173 = 350 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 173 = 350 votes 173

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
200 Current Rating: 200 + 239 = 439 votesCurrent Rating: 200 + 239 = 439 votes 239

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
245 Current Rating: 245 + 194 = 439 votesCurrent Rating: 245 + 194 = 439 votes 194

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
204 Current Rating: 204 + 201 = 405 votesCurrent Rating: 204 + 201 = 405 votes 201

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
219 Current Rating: 219 + 214 = 433 votesCurrent Rating: 219 + 214 = 433 votes 214

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
160 Current Rating: 160 + 162 = 322 votesCurrent Rating: 160 + 162 = 322 votes 162

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
249 Current Rating: 249 + 241 = 490 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 241 = 490 votes 241


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
179 Current Rating: 179 + 184 = 363 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 184 = 363 votes 184

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
210 Current Rating: 210 + 246 = 456 votesCurrent Rating: 210 + 246 = 456 votes 246

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
208 Current Rating: 208 + 175 = 383 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 175 = 383 votes 175

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
159 Current Rating: 159 + 160 = 319 votesCurrent Rating: 159 + 160 = 319 votes 160

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
177 Current Rating: 177 + 163 = 340 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 163 = 340 votes 163

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
187 Current Rating: 187 + 178 = 365 votesCurrent Rating: 187 + 178 = 365 votes 178

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
176 Current Rating: 176 + 163 = 339 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 163 = 339 votes 163

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
282 Current Rating: 282 + 280 = 562 votesCurrent Rating: 282 + 280 = 562 votes 280

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
201 Current Rating: 201 + 191 = 392 votesCurrent Rating: 201 + 191 = 392 votes 191

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
207 Current Rating: 207 + 196 = 403 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 196 = 403 votes 196

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
214 Current Rating: 214 + 203 = 417 votesCurrent Rating: 214 + 203 = 417 votes 203

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
171 Current Rating: 171 + 165 = 336 votesCurrent Rating: 171 + 165 = 336 votes 165

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
226 Current Rating: 226 + 224 = 450 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 224 = 450 votes 224

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
189 Current Rating: 189 + 186 = 375 votesCurrent Rating: 189 + 186 = 375 votes 186

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
184 Current Rating: 184 + 192 = 376 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 192 = 376 votes 192

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
179 Current Rating: 179 + 183 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 183 = 362 votes 183

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
175 Current Rating: 175 + 164 = 339 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 164 = 339 votes 164

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
284 Current Rating: 284 + 266 = 550 votesCurrent Rating: 284 + 266 = 550 votes 266

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
320 Current Rating: 320 + 286 = 606 votesCurrent Rating: 320 + 286 = 606 votes 286


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
187 Current Rating: 187 + 175 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 187 + 175 = 362 votes 175

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
194 Current Rating: 194 + 193 = 387 votesCurrent Rating: 194 + 193 = 387 votes 193

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
177 Current Rating: 177 + 177 = 354 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 177 = 354 votes 177

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
260 Current Rating: 260 + 242 = 502 votesCurrent Rating: 260 + 242 = 502 votes 242

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
183 Current Rating: 183 + 164 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 164 = 347 votes 164

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
262 Current Rating: 262 + 253 = 515 votesCurrent Rating: 262 + 253 = 515 votes 253

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
289 Current Rating: 289 + 267 = 556 votesCurrent Rating: 289 + 267 = 556 votes 267

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
175 Current Rating: 175 + 173 = 348 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 173 = 348 votes 173

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
154 Current Rating: 154 + 152 = 306 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 152 = 306 votes 152

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
237 Current Rating: 237 + 233 = 470 votesCurrent Rating: 237 + 233 = 470 votes 233

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
257 Current Rating: 257 + 258 = 515 votesCurrent Rating: 257 + 258 = 515 votes 258

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
222 Current Rating: 222 + 225 = 447 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 225 = 447 votes 225

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
195 Current Rating: 195 + 180 = 375 votesCurrent Rating: 195 + 180 = 375 votes 180

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
167 Current Rating: 167 + 172 = 339 votesCurrent Rating: 167 + 172 = 339 votes 172

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
201 Current Rating: 201 + 191 = 392 votesCurrent Rating: 201 + 191 = 392 votes 191


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
219 Current Rating: 219 + 209 = 428 votesCurrent Rating: 219 + 209 = 428 votes 209

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
246 Current Rating: 246 + 211 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 246 + 211 = 457 votes 211

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
233 Current Rating: 233 + 202 = 435 votesCurrent Rating: 233 + 202 = 435 votes 202

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
202 Current Rating: 202 + 192 = 394 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 192 = 394 votes 192

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
176 Current Rating: 176 + 177 = 353 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 177 = 353 votes 177

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
181 Current Rating: 181 + 170 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 170 = 351 votes 170

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
178 Current Rating: 178 + 171 = 349 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 171 = 349 votes 171

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
179 Current Rating: 179 + 183 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 183 = 362 votes 183

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
188 Current Rating: 188 + 198 = 386 votesCurrent Rating: 188 + 198 = 386 votes 198

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
209 Current Rating: 209 + 194 = 403 votesCurrent Rating: 209 + 194 = 403 votes 194

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
202 Current Rating: 202 + 194 = 396 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 194 = 396 votes 194

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
222 Current Rating: 222 + 208 = 430 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 208 = 430 votes 208

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
216 Current Rating: 216 + 216 = 432 votesCurrent Rating: 216 + 216 = 432 votes 216

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
269 Current Rating: 269 + 233 = 502 votesCurrent Rating: 269 + 233 = 502 votes 233

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
252 Current Rating: 252 + 228 = 480 votesCurrent Rating: 252 + 228 = 480 votes 228

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
164 Current Rating: 164 + 163 = 327 votesCurrent Rating: 164 + 163 = 327 votes 163

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
224 Current Rating: 224 + 222 = 446 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 222 = 446 votes 222

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
186 Current Rating: 186 + 179 = 365 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 179 = 365 votes 179

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
174 Current Rating: 174 + 171 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 174 + 171 = 345 votes 171

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
250 Current Rating: 250 + 251 = 501 votesCurrent Rating: 250 + 251 = 501 votes 251

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
174 Current Rating: 174 + 168 = 342 votesCurrent Rating: 174 + 168 = 342 votes 168

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
158 Current Rating: 158 + 159 = 317 votesCurrent Rating: 158 + 159 = 317 votes 159

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
322 Current Rating: 322 + 289 = 611 votesCurrent Rating: 322 + 289 = 611 votes 289


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
172 Current Rating: 172 + 175 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 175 = 347 votes 175

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
175 Current Rating: 175 + 172 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 172 = 347 votes 172

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
184 Current Rating: 184 + 175 = 359 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 175 = 359 votes 175

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
234 Current Rating: 234 + 224 = 458 votesCurrent Rating: 234 + 224 = 458 votes 224

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
166 Current Rating: 166 + 167 = 333 votesCurrent Rating: 166 + 167 = 333 votes 167

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
307 Current Rating: 307 + 269 = 576 votesCurrent Rating: 307 + 269 = 576 votes 269

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
213 Current Rating: 213 + 196 = 409 votesCurrent Rating: 213 + 196 = 409 votes 196

[1056] 13: I won t be long
205 Current Rating: 205 + 195 = 400 votesCurrent Rating: 205 + 195 = 400 votes 195

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
193 Current Rating: 193 + 194 = 387 votesCurrent Rating: 193 + 194 = 387 votes 194

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
218 Current Rating: 218 + 204 = 422 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 204 = 422 votes 204

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
170 Current Rating: 170 + 170 = 340 votesCurrent Rating: 170 + 170 = 340 votes 170

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
173 Current Rating: 173 + 175 = 348 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 175 = 348 votes 175

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
200 Current Rating: 200 + 204 = 404 votesCurrent Rating: 200 + 204 = 404 votes 204

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
219 Current Rating: 219 + 193 = 412 votesCurrent Rating: 219 + 193 = 412 votes 193

[1049] 6: Then she said
337 Current Rating: 337 + 287 = 624 votesCurrent Rating: 337 + 287 = 624 votes 287

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
223 Current Rating: 223 + 211 = 434 votesCurrent Rating: 223 + 211 = 434 votes 211

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
176 Current Rating: 176 + 177 = 353 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 177 = 353 votes 177

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
172 Current Rating: 172 + 171 = 343 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 171 = 343 votes 171

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
168 Current Rating: 168 + 167 = 335 votesCurrent Rating: 168 + 167 = 335 votes 167

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
284 Current Rating: 284 + 247 = 531 votesCurrent Rating: 284 + 247 = 531 votes 247


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
171 Current Rating: 171 + 173 = 344 votesCurrent Rating: 171 + 173 = 344 votes 173

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
210 Current Rating: 210 + 195 = 405 votesCurrent Rating: 210 + 195 = 405 votes 195

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
312 Current Rating: 312 + 274 = 586 votesCurrent Rating: 312 + 274 = 586 votes 274

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
276 Current Rating: 276 + 252 = 528 votesCurrent Rating: 276 + 252 = 528 votes 252

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
215 Current Rating: 215 + 202 = 417 votesCurrent Rating: 215 + 202 = 417 votes 202

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
211 Current Rating: 211 + 196 = 407 votesCurrent Rating: 211 + 196 = 407 votes 196

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
208 Current Rating: 208 + 195 = 403 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 195 = 403 votes 195

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
223 Current Rating: 223 + 203 = 426 votesCurrent Rating: 223 + 203 = 426 votes 203

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
256 Current Rating: 256 + 222 = 478 votesCurrent Rating: 256 + 222 = 478 votes 222

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
230 Current Rating: 230 + 217 = 447 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 217 = 447 votes 217

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
233 Current Rating: 233 + 209 = 442 votesCurrent Rating: 233 + 209 = 442 votes 209

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
208 Current Rating: 208 + 199 = 407 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 199 = 407 votes 199

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
272 Current Rating: 272 + 203 = 475 votesCurrent Rating: 272 + 203 = 475 votes 203

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
247 Current Rating: 247 + 221 = 468 votesCurrent Rating: 247 + 221 = 468 votes 221

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
214 Current Rating: 214 + 199 = 413 votesCurrent Rating: 214 + 199 = 413 votes 199

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
244 Current Rating: 244 + 215 = 459 votesCurrent Rating: 244 + 215 = 459 votes 215

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
276 Current Rating: 276 + 261 = 537 votesCurrent Rating: 276 + 261 = 537 votes 261

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
275 Current Rating: 275 + 240 = 515 votesCurrent Rating: 275 + 240 = 515 votes 240




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