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Dec 2018
[1686] 14: I hate the world we live in
4 Current Rating: 4 + 45 = 49 votesCurrent Rating: 4 + 45 = 49 votes 45

[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
24 Current Rating: 24 + 97 = 121 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 97 = 121 votes 97

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
47 Current Rating: 47 + 142 = 189 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 142 = 189 votes 142

[1683] 4: How about one more game
17 Current Rating: 17 + 88 = 105 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 88 = 105 votes 88


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
64 Current Rating: 64 + 188 = 252 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 188 = 252 votes 188

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
67 Current Rating: 67 + 145 = 212 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 145 = 212 votes 145

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
222 Current Rating: 222 + 376 = 598 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 376 = 598 votes 376

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
53 Current Rating: 53 + 99 = 152 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 99 = 152 votes 99

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
61 Current Rating: 61 + 178 = 239 votesCurrent Rating: 61 + 178 = 239 votes 178

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
53 Current Rating: 53 + 161 = 214 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 161 = 214 votes 161

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
74 Current Rating: 74 + 142 = 216 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 142 = 216 votes 142

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
103 Current Rating: 103 + 175 = 278 votesCurrent Rating: 103 + 175 = 278 votes 175


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
86 Current Rating: 86 + 137 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 86 + 137 = 223 votes 137

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
90 Current Rating: 90 + 149 = 239 votesCurrent Rating: 90 + 149 = 239 votes 149

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
66 Current Rating: 66 + 161 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 66 + 161 = 227 votes 161

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
66 Current Rating: 66 + 100 = 166 votesCurrent Rating: 66 + 100 = 166 votes 100

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
67 Current Rating: 67 + 110 = 177 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 110 = 177 votes 110

[1669] 12: It s getting late
54 Current Rating: 54 + 96 = 150 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 96 = 150 votes 96

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
78 Current Rating: 78 + 103 = 181 votesCurrent Rating: 78 + 103 = 181 votes 103

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
98 Current Rating: 98 + 153 = 251 votesCurrent Rating: 98 + 153 = 251 votes 153


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
116 Current Rating: 116 + 154 = 270 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 154 = 270 votes 154

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
94 Current Rating: 94 + 122 = 216 votesCurrent Rating: 94 + 122 = 216 votes 122

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
282 Current Rating: 282 + 292 = 574 votesCurrent Rating: 282 + 292 = 574 votes 292

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
130 Current Rating: 130 + 147 = 277 votesCurrent Rating: 130 + 147 = 277 votes 147

[1662] 14: I d like a double
132 Current Rating: 132 + 161 = 293 votesCurrent Rating: 132 + 161 = 293 votes 161

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
94 Current Rating: 94 + 138 = 232 votesCurrent Rating: 94 + 138 = 232 votes 138

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
90 Current Rating: 90 + 125 = 215 votesCurrent Rating: 90 + 125 = 215 votes 125

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
104 Current Rating: 104 + 162 = 266 votesCurrent Rating: 104 + 162 = 266 votes 162


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
121 Current Rating: 121 + 146 = 267 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 146 = 267 votes 146

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
677 Current Rating: 677 + 737 = 1414 votesCurrent Rating: 677 + 737 = 1414 votes 737

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
135 Current Rating: 135 + 164 = 299 votesCurrent Rating: 135 + 164 = 299 votes 164

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
118 Current Rating: 118 + 144 = 262 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 144 = 262 votes 144

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
126 Current Rating: 126 + 133 = 259 votesCurrent Rating: 126 + 133 = 259 votes 133

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
176 Current Rating: 176 + 298 = 474 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 298 = 474 votes 298

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
147 Current Rating: 147 + 198 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 147 + 198 = 345 votes 198

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
152 Current Rating: 152 + 198 = 350 votesCurrent Rating: 152 + 198 = 350 votes 198

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
149 Current Rating: 149 + 299 = 448 votesCurrent Rating: 149 + 299 = 448 votes 299


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
146 Current Rating: 146 + 200 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 146 + 200 = 346 votes 200

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
186 Current Rating: 186 + 245 = 431 votesCurrent Rating: 186 + 245 = 431 votes 245

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
173 Current Rating: 173 + 240 = 413 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 240 = 413 votes 240

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
434 Current Rating: 434 + 572 = 1006 votesCurrent Rating: 434 + 572 = 1006 votes 572

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
643 Current Rating: 643 + 841 = 1484 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 841 = 1484 votes 841

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
299 Current Rating: 299 + 309 = 608 votesCurrent Rating: 299 + 309 = 608 votes 309

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
254 Current Rating: 254 + 330 = 584 votesCurrent Rating: 254 + 330 = 584 votes 330


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
201 Current Rating: 201 + 407 = 608 votesCurrent Rating: 201 + 407 = 608 votes 407

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
238 Current Rating: 238 + 337 = 575 votesCurrent Rating: 238 + 337 = 575 votes 337

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
418 Current Rating: 418 + 411 = 829 votesCurrent Rating: 418 + 411 = 829 votes 411

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
228 Current Rating: 228 + 247 = 475 votesCurrent Rating: 228 + 247 = 475 votes 247

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
626 Current Rating: 626 + 687 = 1313 votesCurrent Rating: 626 + 687 = 1313 votes 687

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
207 Current Rating: 207 + 233 = 440 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 233 = 440 votes 233

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
177 Current Rating: 177 + 189 = 366 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 189 = 366 votes 189

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
226 Current Rating: 226 + 270 = 496 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 270 = 496 votes 270


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
289 Current Rating: 289 + 299 = 588 votesCurrent Rating: 289 + 299 = 588 votes 299

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
458 Current Rating: 458 + 452 = 910 votesCurrent Rating: 458 + 452 = 910 votes 452

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
240 Current Rating: 240 + 253 = 493 votesCurrent Rating: 240 + 253 = 493 votes 253

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
361 Current Rating: 361 + 451 = 812 votesCurrent Rating: 361 + 451 = 812 votes 451

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
382 Current Rating: 382 + 411 = 793 votesCurrent Rating: 382 + 411 = 793 votes 411

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
426 Current Rating: 426 + 417 = 843 votesCurrent Rating: 426 + 417 = 843 votes 417

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
910 Current Rating: 910 + 571 = 1481 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 571 = 1481 votes 571

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
498 Current Rating: 498 + 590 = 1088 votesCurrent Rating: 498 + 590 = 1088 votes 590


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
318 Current Rating: 318 + 368 = 686 votesCurrent Rating: 318 + 368 = 686 votes 368

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
989 Current Rating: 989 + 511 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 511 = 1500 votes 511

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
724 Current Rating: 724 + 680 = 1404 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 680 = 1404 votes 680

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
983 Current Rating: 983 + 721 = 1704 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 721 = 1704 votes 721

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
388 Current Rating: 388 + 872 = 1260 votesCurrent Rating: 388 + 872 = 1260 votes 872

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
424 Current Rating: 424 + 495 = 919 votesCurrent Rating: 424 + 495 = 919 votes 495

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
548 Current Rating: 548 + 514 = 1062 votesCurrent Rating: 548 + 514 = 1062 votes 514

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
295 Current Rating: 295 + 307 = 602 votesCurrent Rating: 295 + 307 = 602 votes 307


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1656 = 3418 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1656 = 3418 votes 1656

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
466 Current Rating: 466 + 527 = 993 votesCurrent Rating: 466 + 527 = 993 votes 527

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
267 Current Rating: 267 + 298 = 565 votesCurrent Rating: 267 + 298 = 565 votes 298

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
338 Current Rating: 338 + 355 = 693 votesCurrent Rating: 338 + 355 = 693 votes 355

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
331 Current Rating: 331 + 366 = 697 votesCurrent Rating: 331 + 366 = 697 votes 366

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
380 Current Rating: 380 + 377 = 757 votesCurrent Rating: 380 + 377 = 757 votes 377

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
360 Current Rating: 360 + 427 = 787 votesCurrent Rating: 360 + 427 = 787 votes 427


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
403 Current Rating: 403 + 408 = 811 votesCurrent Rating: 403 + 408 = 811 votes 408

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
365 Current Rating: 365 + 395 = 760 votesCurrent Rating: 365 + 395 = 760 votes 395

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
321 Current Rating: 321 + 389 = 710 votesCurrent Rating: 321 + 389 = 710 votes 389

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
351 Current Rating: 351 + 394 = 745 votesCurrent Rating: 351 + 394 = 745 votes 394

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
372 Current Rating: 372 + 496 = 868 votesCurrent Rating: 372 + 496 = 868 votes 496

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
495 Current Rating: 495 + 468 = 963 votesCurrent Rating: 495 + 468 = 963 votes 468

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
348 Current Rating: 348 + 400 = 748 votesCurrent Rating: 348 + 400 = 748 votes 400


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
360 Current Rating: 360 + 391 = 751 votesCurrent Rating: 360 + 391 = 751 votes 391

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
335 Current Rating: 335 + 364 = 699 votesCurrent Rating: 335 + 364 = 699 votes 364

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
415 Current Rating: 415 + 456 = 871 votesCurrent Rating: 415 + 456 = 871 votes 456

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
446 Current Rating: 446 + 581 = 1027 votesCurrent Rating: 446 + 581 = 1027 votes 581

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
345 Current Rating: 345 + 400 = 745 votesCurrent Rating: 345 + 400 = 745 votes 400

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
307 Current Rating: 307 + 344 = 651 votesCurrent Rating: 307 + 344 = 651 votes 344

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
226 Current Rating: 226 + 267 = 493 votesCurrent Rating: 226 + 267 = 493 votes 267






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