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Aug 2014
[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
7 Current Rating: 7 + 29 = 36 votesCurrent Rating: 7 + 29 = 36 votes 29

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
10 Current Rating: 10 + 43 = 53 votesCurrent Rating: 10 + 43 = 53 votes 43

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
32 Current Rating: 32 + 90 = 122 votesCurrent Rating: 32 + 90 = 122 votes 90

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
15 Current Rating: 15 + 77 = 92 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 77 = 92 votes 77

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
51 Current Rating: 51 + 71 = 122 votesCurrent Rating: 51 + 71 = 122 votes 71

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
25 Current Rating: 25 + 68 = 93 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 68 = 93 votes 68

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
18 Current Rating: 18 + 44 = 62 votesCurrent Rating: 18 + 44 = 62 votes 44

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
53 Current Rating: 53 + 163 = 216 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 163 = 216 votes 163

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
38 Current Rating: 38 + 119 = 157 votesCurrent Rating: 38 + 119 = 157 votes 119

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
60 Current Rating: 60 + 68 = 128 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 68 = 128 votes 68

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
69 Current Rating: 69 + 131 = 200 votesCurrent Rating: 69 + 131 = 200 votes 131

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
33 Current Rating: 33 + 85 = 118 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 85 = 118 votes 85

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
55 Current Rating: 55 + 134 = 189 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 134 = 189 votes 134


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
115 Current Rating: 115 + 144 = 259 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 144 = 259 votes 144

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
113 Current Rating: 113 + 119 = 232 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 119 = 232 votes 119

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
124 Current Rating: 124 + 132 = 256 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 132 = 256 votes 132

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
119 Current Rating: 119 + 124 = 243 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 124 = 243 votes 124

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 119 = 232 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 119 = 232 votes 119

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
124 Current Rating: 124 + 123 = 247 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 123 = 247 votes 123

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
119 Current Rating: 119 + 168 = 287 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 168 = 287 votes 168

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
133 Current Rating: 133 + 116 = 249 votesCurrent Rating: 133 + 116 = 249 votes 116

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
119 Current Rating: 119 + 114 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 114 = 233 votes 114

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
116 Current Rating: 116 + 109 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 109 = 225 votes 109


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
124 Current Rating: 124 + 128 = 252 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 128 = 252 votes 128

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
115 Current Rating: 115 + 114 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 114 = 229 votes 114

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
113 Current Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votes 114

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
118 Current Rating: 118 + 116 = 234 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 116 = 234 votes 116

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 114 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 114 = 226 votes 114

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
116 Current Rating: 116 + 117 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 117 = 233 votes 117

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
115 Current Rating: 115 + 116 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 116 = 231 votes 116

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
110 Current Rating: 110 + 110 = 220 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 110 = 220 votes 110

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
113 Current Rating: 113 + 112 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 112 = 225 votes 112

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
132 Current Rating: 132 + 116 = 248 votesCurrent Rating: 132 + 116 = 248 votes 116

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
114 Current Rating: 114 + 129 = 243 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 129 = 243 votes 129

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
113 Current Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votes 113

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
112 Current Rating: 112 + 110 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 110 = 222 votes 110

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
116 Current Rating: 116 + 114 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 114 = 230 votes 114

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
129 Current Rating: 129 + 119 = 248 votesCurrent Rating: 129 + 119 = 248 votes 119

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
114 Current Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votes 115

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
112 Current Rating: 112 + 114 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 114 = 226 votes 114

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
117 Current Rating: 117 + 115 = 232 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 115 = 232 votes 115

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
118 Current Rating: 118 + 127 = 245 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 127 = 245 votes 127

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
125 Current Rating: 125 + 116 = 241 votesCurrent Rating: 125 + 116 = 241 votes 116

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votes 114

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
122 Current Rating: 122 + 113 = 235 votesCurrent Rating: 122 + 113 = 235 votes 113

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 112 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 112 = 225 votes 112

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
109 Current Rating: 109 + 109 = 218 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 109 = 218 votes 109


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
118 Current Rating: 118 + 115 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 115 = 233 votes 115

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
114 Current Rating: 114 + 122 = 236 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 122 = 236 votes 122

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
120 Current Rating: 120 + 110 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 110 = 230 votes 110

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
115 Current Rating: 115 + 118 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 118 = 233 votes 118

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votes 113

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votes 111

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
112 Current Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votes 111

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votes 113

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
109 Current Rating: 109 + 108 = 217 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 108 = 217 votes 108

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
111 Current Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votes 110

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 108 = 220 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 108 = 220 votes 108

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
112 Current Rating: 112 + 112 = 224 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 112 = 224 votes 112

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
115 Current Rating: 115 + 115 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 115 = 230 votes 115

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
128 Current Rating: 128 + 122 = 250 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 122 = 250 votes 122

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
121 Current Rating: 121 + 124 = 245 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 124 = 245 votes 124

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
116 Current Rating: 116 + 117 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 117 = 233 votes 117

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
111 Current Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votes 110

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
114 Current Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votes 115

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
112 Current Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votes 111


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
117 Current Rating: 117 + 114 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 114 = 231 votes 114

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
116 Current Rating: 116 + 114 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 114 = 230 votes 114

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
120 Current Rating: 120 + 115 = 235 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 115 = 235 votes 115

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
111 Current Rating: 111 + 114 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 114 = 225 votes 114

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
112 Current Rating: 112 + 113 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 113 = 225 votes 113

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
111 Current Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votes 110

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
112 Current Rating: 112 + 115 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 115 = 227 votes 115

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
110 Current Rating: 110 + 111 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 111 = 221 votes 111

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
108 Current Rating: 108 + 108 = 216 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 108 = 216 votes 108

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
110 Current Rating: 110 + 114 = 224 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 114 = 224 votes 114

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
111 Current Rating: 111 + 114 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 114 = 225 votes 114

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
117 Current Rating: 117 + 116 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 116 = 233 votes 116

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
112 Current Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 111 = 223 votes 111

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
106 Current Rating: 106 + 108 = 214 votesCurrent Rating: 106 + 108 = 214 votes 108

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
109 Current Rating: 109 + 110 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 110 = 219 votes 110


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
114 Current Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votes 115

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
111 Current Rating: 111 + 111 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 111 = 222 votes 111

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 110 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 110 = 223 votes 110

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
112 Current Rating: 112 + 113 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 113 = 225 votes 113

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
114 Current Rating: 114 + 112 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 112 = 226 votes 112

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
111 Current Rating: 111 + 111 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 111 = 222 votes 111

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
113 Current Rating: 113 + 115 = 228 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 115 = 228 votes 115

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
112 Current Rating: 112 + 116 = 228 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 116 = 228 votes 116

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
113 Current Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votes 114

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 115 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 115 = 227 votes 115

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
110 Current Rating: 110 + 112 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 112 = 222 votes 112

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
119 Current Rating: 119 + 118 = 237 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 118 = 237 votes 118

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
108 Current Rating: 108 + 111 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 111 = 219 votes 111

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
121 Current Rating: 121 + 118 = 239 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 118 = 239 votes 118

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
120 Current Rating: 120 + 120 = 240 votesCurrent Rating: 120 + 120 = 240 votes 120

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
114 Current Rating: 114 + 113 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 113 = 227 votes 113

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
122 Current Rating: 122 + 119 = 241 votesCurrent Rating: 122 + 119 = 241 votes 119

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
115 Current Rating: 115 + 115 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 115 = 230 votes 115

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
124 Current Rating: 124 + 123 = 247 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 123 = 247 votes 123

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
116 Current Rating: 116 + 115 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 115 = 231 votes 115

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
118 Current Rating: 118 + 117 = 235 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 117 = 235 votes 117

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
124 Current Rating: 124 + 122 = 246 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 122 = 246 votes 122

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
114 Current Rating: 114 + 111 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 111 = 225 votes 111


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
117 Current Rating: 117 + 121 = 238 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 121 = 238 votes 121

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
116 Current Rating: 116 + 117 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 117 = 233 votes 117

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
119 Current Rating: 119 + 118 = 237 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 118 = 237 votes 118

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
117 Current Rating: 117 + 119 = 236 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 119 = 236 votes 119

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
117 Current Rating: 117 + 118 = 235 votesCurrent Rating: 117 + 118 = 235 votes 118

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
177 Current Rating: 177 + 169 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 169 = 346 votes 169

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
141 Current Rating: 141 + 139 = 280 votesCurrent Rating: 141 + 139 = 280 votes 139

[1056] 13: I won t be long
134 Current Rating: 134 + 140 = 274 votesCurrent Rating: 134 + 140 = 274 votes 140

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
123 Current Rating: 123 + 125 = 248 votesCurrent Rating: 123 + 125 = 248 votes 125

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
113 Current Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votes 113

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
116 Current Rating: 116 + 115 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 116 + 115 = 231 votes 115

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
121 Current Rating: 121 + 125 = 246 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 125 = 246 votes 125

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
108 Current Rating: 108 + 110 = 218 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 110 = 218 votes 110

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
115 Current Rating: 115 + 116 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 116 = 231 votes 116

[1049] 6: Then she said
113 Current Rating: 113 + 110 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 110 = 223 votes 110

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
118 Current Rating: 118 + 113 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 113 = 231 votes 113

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
114 Current Rating: 114 + 116 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 116 = 230 votes 116

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
113 Current Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 113 = 226 votes 113

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
110 Current Rating: 110 + 113 = 223 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 113 = 223 votes 113

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
114 Current Rating: 114 + 113 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 113 = 227 votes 113


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
112 Current Rating: 112 + 112 = 224 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 112 = 224 votes 112

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
115 Current Rating: 115 + 113 = 228 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 113 = 228 votes 113

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
113 Current Rating: 113 + 112 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 112 = 225 votes 112

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
112 Current Rating: 112 + 117 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 117 = 229 votes 117

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
113 Current Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 114 = 227 votes 114

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
118 Current Rating: 118 + 112 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 112 = 230 votes 112

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
114 Current Rating: 114 + 112 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 112 = 226 votes 112

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
115 Current Rating: 115 + 119 = 234 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 119 = 234 votes 119

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
114 Current Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 115 = 229 votes 115

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
111 Current Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 110 = 221 votes 110

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
112 Current Rating: 112 + 112 = 224 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 112 = 224 votes 112

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
110 Current Rating: 110 + 111 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 111 = 221 votes 111

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
112 Current Rating: 112 + 113 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 113 = 225 votes 113

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
111 Current Rating: 111 + 111 = 222 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 111 = 222 votes 111

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
110 Current Rating: 110 + 111 = 221 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 111 = 221 votes 111

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
115 Current Rating: 115 + 116 = 231 votesCurrent Rating: 115 + 116 = 231 votes 116

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
109 Current Rating: 109 + 110 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 110 = 219 votes 110

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
118 Current Rating: 118 + 118 = 236 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 118 = 236 votes 118




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