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Jul 2015
[1372] 31: Very Important Announcement
185 Current Rating: 185 + 387 = 572 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 387 = 572 votes 387

[1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers
84 Current Rating: 84 + 79 = 163 votesCurrent Rating: 84 + 79 = 163 votes 79

[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
55 Current Rating: 55 + 81 = 136 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 81 = 136 votes 81

[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
15 Current Rating: 15 + 43 = 58 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 43 = 58 votes 43

[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
43 Current Rating: 43 + 81 = 124 votesCurrent Rating: 43 + 81 = 124 votes 81

[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
68 Current Rating: 68 + 90 = 158 votesCurrent Rating: 68 + 90 = 158 votes 90

[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
34 Current Rating: 34 + 42 = 76 votesCurrent Rating: 34 + 42 = 76 votes 42

[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
11 Current Rating: 11 + 43 = 54 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 43 = 54 votes 43

[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
7 Current Rating: 7 + 27 = 34 votesCurrent Rating: 7 + 27 = 34 votes 27

[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
33 Current Rating: 33 + 63 = 96 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 63 = 96 votes 63

[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
131 Current Rating: 131 + 126 = 257 votesCurrent Rating: 131 + 126 = 257 votes 126

[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
30 Current Rating: 30 + 64 = 94 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 64 = 94 votes 64

[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
21 Current Rating: 21 + 60 = 81 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 60 = 81 votes 60

[1359] 14: So how was school today
17 Current Rating: 17 + 44 = 61 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 44 = 61 votes 44

[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
24 Current Rating: 24 + 47 = 71 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 47 = 71 votes 47

[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
57 Current Rating: 57 + 72 = 129 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 72 = 129 votes 72

[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
15 Current Rating: 15 + 59 = 74 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 59 = 74 votes 59

[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
17 Current Rating: 17 + 121 = 138 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 121 = 138 votes 121

[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
18 Current Rating: 18 + 74 = 92 votesCurrent Rating: 18 + 74 = 92 votes 74

[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
20 Current Rating: 20 + 41 = 61 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 41 = 61 votes 41

[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
20 Current Rating: 20 + 42 = 62 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 42 = 62 votes 42

[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
19 Current Rating: 19 + 38 = 57 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 38 = 57 votes 38


Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
16 Current Rating: 16 + 50 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 50 = 66 votes 50

[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
22 Current Rating: 22 + 64 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 64 = 86 votes 64

[1348] 25: I m going on another date
53 Current Rating: 53 + 106 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 106 = 159 votes 106

[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
22 Current Rating: 22 + 62 = 84 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 62 = 84 votes 62

[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
58 Current Rating: 58 + 80 = 138 votesCurrent Rating: 58 + 80 = 138 votes 80

[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
24 Current Rating: 24 + 109 = 133 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 109 = 133 votes 109

[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
22 Current Rating: 22 + 51 = 73 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 51 = 73 votes 51

[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
30 Current Rating: 30 + 65 = 95 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 65 = 95 votes 65

[1342] 17: Why are you crying
17 Current Rating: 17 + 65 = 82 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 65 = 82 votes 65

[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
58 Current Rating: 58 + 152 = 210 votesCurrent Rating: 58 + 152 = 210 votes 152

[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
18 Current Rating: 18 + 37 = 55 votesCurrent Rating: 18 + 37 = 55 votes 37

[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
16 Current Rating: 16 + 37 = 53 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 37 = 53 votes 37

[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
21 Current Rating: 21 + 58 = 79 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 58 = 79 votes 58

[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
29 Current Rating: 29 + 60 = 89 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 60 = 89 votes 60

[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
30 Current Rating: 30 + 79 = 109 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 79 = 109 votes 79

[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
23 Current Rating: 23 + 56 = 79 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 56 = 79 votes 56

[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
43 Current Rating: 43 + 87 = 130 votesCurrent Rating: 43 + 87 = 130 votes 87

[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
67 Current Rating: 67 + 112 = 179 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 112 = 179 votes 112


May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
21 Current Rating: 21 + 47 = 68 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 47 = 68 votes 47

[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
31 Current Rating: 31 + 76 = 107 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 76 = 107 votes 76

[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
26 Current Rating: 26 + 77 = 103 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 77 = 103 votes 77

[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
88 Current Rating: 88 + 77 = 165 votesCurrent Rating: 88 + 77 = 165 votes 77

[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
70 Current Rating: 70 + 103 = 173 votesCurrent Rating: 70 + 103 = 173 votes 103

[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
125 Current Rating: 125 + 347 = 472 votesCurrent Rating: 125 + 347 = 472 votes 347

[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
70 Current Rating: 70 + 148 = 218 votesCurrent Rating: 70 + 148 = 218 votes 148

[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
29 Current Rating: 29 + 72 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 72 = 101 votes 72

[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
74 Current Rating: 74 + 85 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 85 = 159 votes 85

[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
21 Current Rating: 21 + 45 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 45 = 66 votes 45

[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
45 Current Rating: 45 + 62 = 107 votesCurrent Rating: 45 + 62 = 107 votes 62

[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
26 Current Rating: 26 + 66 = 92 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 66 = 92 votes 66

[1320] 12: Nice new bike
29 Current Rating: 29 + 71 = 100 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 71 = 100 votes 71

[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
26 Current Rating: 26 + 78 = 104 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 78 = 104 votes 78

[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
138 Current Rating: 138 + 101 = 239 votesCurrent Rating: 138 + 101 = 239 votes 101

[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
155 Current Rating: 155 + 197 = 352 votesCurrent Rating: 155 + 197 = 352 votes 197

[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
74 Current Rating: 74 + 85 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 85 = 159 votes 85

[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
99 Current Rating: 99 + 109 = 208 votesCurrent Rating: 99 + 109 = 208 votes 109

[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
23 Current Rating: 23 + 78 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 78 = 101 votes 78


Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
56 Current Rating: 56 + 55 = 111 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 55 = 111 votes 55

[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
57 Current Rating: 57 + 79 = 136 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 79 = 136 votes 79

[1311] 28: How do you do?
29 Current Rating: 29 + 108 = 137 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 108 = 137 votes 108

[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
68 Current Rating: 68 + 110 = 178 votesCurrent Rating: 68 + 110 = 178 votes 110

[1309] 21: Oh, hi
78 Current Rating: 78 + 76 = 154 votesCurrent Rating: 78 + 76 = 154 votes 76

[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
72 Current Rating: 72 + 87 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 87 = 159 votes 87

[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
63 Current Rating: 63 + 104 = 167 votesCurrent Rating: 63 + 104 = 167 votes 104

[1306] 15: Did we really have to
67 Current Rating: 67 + 77 = 144 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 77 = 144 votes 77

[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
68 Current Rating: 68 + 91 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 68 + 91 = 159 votes 91

[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
53 Current Rating: 53 + 61 = 114 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 61 = 114 votes 61

[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
85 Current Rating: 85 + 163 = 248 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 163 = 248 votes 163

[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
7352 Current Rating: 7352 + 8044 = 15396 votesCurrent Rating: 7352 + 8044 = 15396 votes 8044

[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
57 Current Rating: 57 + 152 = 209 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 152 = 209 votes 152

[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
39 Current Rating: 39 + 69 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 69 = 108 votes 69

[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
56 Current Rating: 56 + 200 = 256 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 200 = 256 votes 200

[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
25 Current Rating: 25 + 55 = 80 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 55 = 80 votes 55


Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
54 Current Rating: 54 + 74 = 128 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 74 = 128 votes 74

[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
374 Current Rating: 374 + 73 = 447 votesCurrent Rating: 374 + 73 = 447 votes 73

[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
60 Current Rating: 60 + 72 = 132 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 72 = 132 votes 72

[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
19 Current Rating: 19 + 67 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 67 = 86 votes 67

[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
28 Current Rating: 28 + 57 = 85 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 57 = 85 votes 57

[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
28 Current Rating: 28 + 52 = 80 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 52 = 80 votes 52

[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
49 Current Rating: 49 + 75 = 124 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 75 = 124 votes 75

[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
57 Current Rating: 57 + 81 = 138 votesCurrent Rating: 57 + 81 = 138 votes 81

[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
56 Current Rating: 56 + 70 = 126 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 70 = 126 votes 70

[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
82 Current Rating: 82 + 96 = 178 votesCurrent Rating: 82 + 96 = 178 votes 96

[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
80 Current Rating: 80 + 64 = 144 votesCurrent Rating: 80 + 64 = 144 votes 64

[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
56 Current Rating: 56 + 84 = 140 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 84 = 140 votes 84

[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
69 Current Rating: 69 + 78 = 147 votesCurrent Rating: 69 + 78 = 147 votes 78

[1284] 12: What are you reading?
50 Current Rating: 50 + 41 = 91 votesCurrent Rating: 50 + 41 = 91 votes 41

[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
40 Current Rating: 40 + 64 = 104 votesCurrent Rating: 40 + 64 = 104 votes 64

[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
55 Current Rating: 55 + 194 = 249 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 194 = 249 votes 194

[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
47 Current Rating: 47 + 75 = 122 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 75 = 122 votes 75

[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
89 Current Rating: 89 + 125 = 214 votesCurrent Rating: 89 + 125 = 214 votes 125

[1279] 4: Good evening sir
58 Current Rating: 58 + 94 = 152 votesCurrent Rating: 58 + 94 = 152 votes 94

[1278] 3: What are you watching?
61 Current Rating: 61 + 94 = 155 votesCurrent Rating: 61 + 94 = 155 votes 94

[1277] 2: The charge is assault
47 Current Rating: 47 + 73 = 120 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 73 = 120 votes 73


Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
82 Current Rating: 82 + 126 = 208 votesCurrent Rating: 82 + 126 = 208 votes 126

[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
80 Current Rating: 80 + 109 = 189 votesCurrent Rating: 80 + 109 = 189 votes 109

[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
59 Current Rating: 59 + 65 = 124 votesCurrent Rating: 59 + 65 = 124 votes 65

[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
74 Current Rating: 74 + 94 = 168 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 94 = 168 votes 94

[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
72 Current Rating: 72 + 91 = 163 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 91 = 163 votes 91

[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
96 Current Rating: 96 + 116 = 212 votesCurrent Rating: 96 + 116 = 212 votes 116

[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
40 Current Rating: 40 + 63 = 103 votesCurrent Rating: 40 + 63 = 103 votes 63

[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
92 Current Rating: 92 + 123 = 215 votesCurrent Rating: 92 + 123 = 215 votes 123

[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
59 Current Rating: 59 + 83 = 142 votesCurrent Rating: 59 + 83 = 142 votes 83

[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
58 Current Rating: 58 + 52 = 110 votesCurrent Rating: 58 + 52 = 110 votes 52

[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
79 Current Rating: 79 + 94 = 173 votesCurrent Rating: 79 + 94 = 173 votes 94

[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
56 Current Rating: 56 + 104 = 160 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 104 = 160 votes 104

[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
90 Current Rating: 90 + 79 = 169 votesCurrent Rating: 90 + 79 = 169 votes 79

[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
113 Current Rating: 113 + 133 = 246 votesCurrent Rating: 113 + 133 = 246 votes 133

[1262] 9: Tough day?
64 Current Rating: 64 + 85 = 149 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 85 = 149 votes 85

[1261] 6: Youíre pretty good with Excel aren t you?
54 Current Rating: 54 + 93 = 147 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 93 = 147 votes 93

[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
77 Current Rating: 77 + 115 = 192 votesCurrent Rating: 77 + 115 = 192 votes 115

[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
77 Current Rating: 77 + 52 = 129 votesCurrent Rating: 77 + 52 = 129 votes 52

[1258] 3: Itís amazing what is considered news these days
95 Current Rating: 95 + 94 = 189 votesCurrent Rating: 95 + 94 = 189 votes 94

[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
72 Current Rating: 72 + 67 = 139 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 67 = 139 votes 67


Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
56 Current Rating: 56 + 72 = 128 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 72 = 128 votes 72

[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
32 Current Rating: 32 + 64 = 96 votesCurrent Rating: 32 + 64 = 96 votes 64

[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
27 Current Rating: 27 + 57 = 84 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 57 = 84 votes 57

[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
24 Current Rating: 24 + 66 = 90 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 66 = 90 votes 66

[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
73 Current Rating: 73 + 67 = 140 votesCurrent Rating: 73 + 67 = 140 votes 67

[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
55 Current Rating: 55 + 43 = 98 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 43 = 98 votes 43

[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
60 Current Rating: 60 + 84 = 144 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 84 = 144 votes 84

[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
55 Current Rating: 55 + 63 = 118 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 63 = 118 votes 63

[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
60 Current Rating: 60 + 68 = 128 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 68 = 128 votes 68

[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
52 Current Rating: 52 + 82 = 134 votesCurrent Rating: 52 + 82 = 134 votes 82

[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
54 Current Rating: 54 + 91 = 145 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 91 = 145 votes 91

[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
35 Current Rating: 35 + 43 = 78 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 43 = 78 votes 43

[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
29 Current Rating: 29 + 100 = 129 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 100 = 129 votes 100

[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
43 Current Rating: 43 + 42 = 85 votesCurrent Rating: 43 + 42 = 85 votes 42

[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
48 Current Rating: 48 + 112 = 160 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 112 = 160 votes 112





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