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Jul 2015
[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
2 Current Rating: 2 + 30 = 32 votesCurrent Rating: 2 + 30 = 32 votes 30

[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
4 Current Rating: 4 + 25 = 29 votesCurrent Rating: 4 + 25 = 29 votes 25

[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
5 Current Rating: 5 + 31 = 36 votesCurrent Rating: 5 + 31 = 36 votes 31

[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
32 Current Rating: 32 + 67 = 99 votesCurrent Rating: 32 + 67 = 99 votes 67

[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
8 Current Rating: 8 + 23 = 31 votesCurrent Rating: 8 + 23 = 31 votes 23

[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
3 Current Rating: 3 + 31 = 34 votesCurrent Rating: 3 + 31 = 34 votes 31

[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
3 Current Rating: 3 + 22 = 25 votesCurrent Rating: 3 + 22 = 25 votes 22

[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
12 Current Rating: 12 + 47 = 59 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 47 = 59 votes 47

[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
42 Current Rating: 42 + 61 = 103 votesCurrent Rating: 42 + 61 = 103 votes 61

[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
12 Current Rating: 12 + 47 = 59 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 47 = 59 votes 47

[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
11 Current Rating: 11 + 29 = 40 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 29 = 40 votes 29

[1359] 14: So how was school today
9 Current Rating: 9 + 29 = 38 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 29 = 38 votes 29

[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
6 Current Rating: 6 + 27 = 33 votesCurrent Rating: 6 + 27 = 33 votes 27

[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
41 Current Rating: 41 + 59 = 100 votesCurrent Rating: 41 + 59 = 100 votes 59

[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
7 Current Rating: 7 + 49 = 56 votesCurrent Rating: 7 + 49 = 56 votes 49

[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
9 Current Rating: 9 + 115 = 124 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 115 = 124 votes 115

[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
9 Current Rating: 9 + 63 = 72 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 63 = 72 votes 63

[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
12 Current Rating: 12 + 33 = 45 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 33 = 45 votes 33

[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
9 Current Rating: 9 + 31 = 40 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 31 = 40 votes 31

[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
12 Current Rating: 12 + 27 = 39 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 27 = 39 votes 27


Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
5 Current Rating: 5 + 44 = 49 votesCurrent Rating: 5 + 44 = 49 votes 44

[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
13 Current Rating: 13 + 52 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 52 = 65 votes 52

[1348] 25: I m going on another date
36 Current Rating: 36 + 95 = 131 votesCurrent Rating: 36 + 95 = 131 votes 95

[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
15 Current Rating: 15 + 53 = 68 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 53 = 68 votes 53

[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
41 Current Rating: 41 + 66 = 107 votesCurrent Rating: 41 + 66 = 107 votes 66

[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
16 Current Rating: 16 + 84 = 100 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 84 = 100 votes 84

[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
14 Current Rating: 14 + 40 = 54 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 40 = 54 votes 40

[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
12 Current Rating: 12 + 56 = 68 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 56 = 68 votes 56

[1342] 17: Why are you crying
10 Current Rating: 10 + 55 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 10 + 55 = 65 votes 55

[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
42 Current Rating: 42 + 140 = 182 votesCurrent Rating: 42 + 140 = 182 votes 140

[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
11 Current Rating: 11 + 25 = 36 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 25 = 36 votes 25

[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
6 Current Rating: 6 + 29 = 35 votesCurrent Rating: 6 + 29 = 35 votes 29

[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
4 Current Rating: 4 + 48 = 52 votesCurrent Rating: 4 + 48 = 52 votes 48

[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
19 Current Rating: 19 + 50 = 69 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 50 = 69 votes 50

[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
12 Current Rating: 12 + 72 = 84 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 72 = 84 votes 72

[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
13 Current Rating: 13 + 45 = 58 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 45 = 58 votes 45

[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
26 Current Rating: 26 + 76 = 102 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 76 = 102 votes 76

[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
22 Current Rating: 22 + 95 = 117 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 95 = 117 votes 95


May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
15 Current Rating: 15 + 37 = 52 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 37 = 52 votes 37

[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
13 Current Rating: 13 + 65 = 78 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 65 = 78 votes 65

[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
14 Current Rating: 14 + 66 = 80 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 66 = 80 votes 66

[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
78 Current Rating: 78 + 70 = 148 votesCurrent Rating: 78 + 70 = 148 votes 70

[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
24 Current Rating: 24 + 89 = 113 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 89 = 113 votes 89

[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
110 Current Rating: 110 + 337 = 447 votesCurrent Rating: 110 + 337 = 447 votes 337

[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
34 Current Rating: 34 + 117 = 151 votesCurrent Rating: 34 + 117 = 151 votes 117

[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
17 Current Rating: 17 + 53 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 53 = 70 votes 53

[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
23 Current Rating: 23 + 59 = 82 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 59 = 82 votes 59

[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
15 Current Rating: 15 + 39 = 54 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 39 = 54 votes 39

[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
21 Current Rating: 21 + 48 = 69 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 48 = 69 votes 48

[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
16 Current Rating: 16 + 58 = 74 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 58 = 74 votes 58

[1320] 12: Nice new bike
15 Current Rating: 15 + 58 = 73 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 58 = 73 votes 58

[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
11 Current Rating: 11 + 59 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 59 = 70 votes 59

[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
104 Current Rating: 104 + 74 = 178 votesCurrent Rating: 104 + 74 = 178 votes 74

[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
103 Current Rating: 103 + 103 = 206 votesCurrent Rating: 103 + 103 = 206 votes 103

[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
30 Current Rating: 30 + 56 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 56 = 86 votes 56

[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
53 Current Rating: 53 + 82 = 135 votesCurrent Rating: 53 + 82 = 135 votes 82

[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
16 Current Rating: 16 + 57 = 73 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 57 = 73 votes 57


Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
42 Current Rating: 42 + 44 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 42 + 44 = 86 votes 44

[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
45 Current Rating: 45 + 64 = 109 votesCurrent Rating: 45 + 64 = 109 votes 64

[1311] 28: How do you do?
14 Current Rating: 14 + 81 = 95 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 81 = 95 votes 81

[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
33 Current Rating: 33 + 90 = 123 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 90 = 123 votes 90

[1309] 21: Oh, hi
52 Current Rating: 52 + 60 = 112 votesCurrent Rating: 52 + 60 = 112 votes 60

[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
28 Current Rating: 28 + 66 = 94 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 66 = 94 votes 66

[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
49 Current Rating: 49 + 93 = 142 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 93 = 142 votes 93

[1306] 15: Did we really have to
29 Current Rating: 29 + 61 = 90 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 61 = 90 votes 61

[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
51 Current Rating: 51 + 78 = 129 votesCurrent Rating: 51 + 78 = 129 votes 78

[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
26 Current Rating: 26 + 47 = 73 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 47 = 73 votes 47

[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
75 Current Rating: 75 + 155 = 230 votesCurrent Rating: 75 + 155 = 230 votes 155

[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
7341 Current Rating: 7341 + 8034 = 15375 votesCurrent Rating: 7341 + 8034 = 15375 votes 8034

[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
23 Current Rating: 23 + 141 = 164 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 141 = 164 votes 141

[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
19 Current Rating: 19 + 50 = 69 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 50 = 69 votes 50

[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
44 Current Rating: 44 + 193 = 237 votesCurrent Rating: 44 + 193 = 237 votes 193

[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
12 Current Rating: 12 + 47 = 59 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 47 = 59 votes 47


Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
23 Current Rating: 23 + 63 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 63 = 86 votes 63

[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
362 Current Rating: 362 + 67 = 429 votesCurrent Rating: 362 + 67 = 429 votes 67

[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
37 Current Rating: 37 + 58 = 95 votesCurrent Rating: 37 + 58 = 95 votes 58

[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
13 Current Rating: 13 + 61 = 74 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 61 = 74 votes 61

[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
19 Current Rating: 19 + 45 = 64 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 45 = 64 votes 45

[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
17 Current Rating: 17 + 43 = 60 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 43 = 60 votes 43

[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
22 Current Rating: 22 + 62 = 84 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 62 = 84 votes 62

[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
39 Current Rating: 39 + 71 = 110 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 71 = 110 votes 71

[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
31 Current Rating: 31 + 58 = 89 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 58 = 89 votes 58

[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
37 Current Rating: 37 + 76 = 113 votesCurrent Rating: 37 + 76 = 113 votes 76

[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
36 Current Rating: 36 + 44 = 80 votesCurrent Rating: 36 + 44 = 80 votes 44

[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
31 Current Rating: 31 + 72 = 103 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 72 = 103 votes 72

[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
55 Current Rating: 55 + 70 = 125 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 70 = 125 votes 70

[1284] 12: What are you reading?
31 Current Rating: 31 + 35 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 35 = 66 votes 35

[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
20 Current Rating: 20 + 47 = 67 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 47 = 67 votes 47

[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
33 Current Rating: 33 + 186 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 186 = 219 votes 186

[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
32 Current Rating: 32 + 69 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 32 + 69 = 101 votes 69

[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
77 Current Rating: 77 + 114 = 191 votesCurrent Rating: 77 + 114 = 191 votes 114

[1279] 4: Good evening sir
35 Current Rating: 35 + 81 = 116 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 81 = 116 votes 81

[1278] 3: What are you watching?
29 Current Rating: 29 + 72 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 72 = 101 votes 72

[1277] 2: The charge is assault
28 Current Rating: 28 + 65 = 93 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 65 = 93 votes 65


Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
65 Current Rating: 65 + 111 = 176 votesCurrent Rating: 65 + 111 = 176 votes 111

[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
64 Current Rating: 64 + 95 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 95 = 159 votes 95

[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
41 Current Rating: 41 + 54 = 95 votesCurrent Rating: 41 + 54 = 95 votes 54

[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
49 Current Rating: 49 + 80 = 129 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 80 = 129 votes 80

[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
49 Current Rating: 49 + 78 = 127 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 78 = 127 votes 78

[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
60 Current Rating: 60 + 84 = 144 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 84 = 144 votes 84

[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
31 Current Rating: 31 + 53 = 84 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 53 = 84 votes 53

[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
70 Current Rating: 70 + 101 = 171 votesCurrent Rating: 70 + 101 = 171 votes 101

[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
41 Current Rating: 41 + 73 = 114 votesCurrent Rating: 41 + 73 = 114 votes 73

[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
28 Current Rating: 28 + 43 = 71 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 43 = 71 votes 43

[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
47 Current Rating: 47 + 81 = 128 votesCurrent Rating: 47 + 81 = 128 votes 81

[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
30 Current Rating: 30 + 93 = 123 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 93 = 123 votes 93

[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
35 Current Rating: 35 + 47 = 82 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 47 = 82 votes 47

[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
36 Current Rating: 36 + 86 = 122 votesCurrent Rating: 36 + 86 = 122 votes 86

[1262] 9: Tough day?
31 Current Rating: 31 + 70 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 70 = 101 votes 70

[1261] 6: Youíre pretty good with Excel aren t you?
34 Current Rating: 34 + 82 = 116 votesCurrent Rating: 34 + 82 = 116 votes 82

[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
39 Current Rating: 39 + 92 = 131 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 92 = 131 votes 92

[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
37 Current Rating: 37 + 38 = 75 votesCurrent Rating: 37 + 38 = 75 votes 38

[1258] 3: Itís amazing what is considered news these days
34 Current Rating: 34 + 65 = 99 votesCurrent Rating: 34 + 65 = 99 votes 65

[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
27 Current Rating: 27 + 49 = 76 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 49 = 76 votes 49


Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
35 Current Rating: 35 + 58 = 93 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 58 = 93 votes 58

[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
19 Current Rating: 19 + 46 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 46 = 65 votes 46

[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
15 Current Rating: 15 + 50 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 50 = 65 votes 50

[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
16 Current Rating: 16 + 55 = 71 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 55 = 71 votes 55

[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
40 Current Rating: 40 + 49 = 89 votesCurrent Rating: 40 + 49 = 89 votes 49

[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
28 Current Rating: 28 + 35 = 63 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 35 = 63 votes 35

[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
35 Current Rating: 35 + 69 = 104 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 69 = 104 votes 69

[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
28 Current Rating: 28 + 58 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 58 = 86 votes 58

[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
26 Current Rating: 26 + 59 = 85 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 59 = 85 votes 59

[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
22 Current Rating: 22 + 72 = 94 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 72 = 94 votes 72

[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
40 Current Rating: 40 + 84 = 124 votesCurrent Rating: 40 + 84 = 124 votes 84

[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
21 Current Rating: 21 + 31 = 52 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 31 = 52 votes 31

[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
17 Current Rating: 17 + 84 = 101 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 84 = 101 votes 84

[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
28 Current Rating: 28 + 37 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 28 + 37 = 65 votes 37

[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
27 Current Rating: 27 + 108 = 135 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 108 = 135 votes 108





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