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Jul 2015
[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
4 Current Rating: 4 + 12 = 16 votesCurrent Rating: 4 + 12 = 16 votes 12

[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
9 Current Rating: 9 + 17 = 26 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 17 = 26 votes 17


Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
3 Current Rating: 3 + 34 = 37 votesCurrent Rating: 3 + 34 = 37 votes 34

[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
9 Current Rating: 9 + 37 = 46 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 37 = 46 votes 37

[1348] 25: I m going on another date
29 Current Rating: 29 + 73 = 102 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 73 = 102 votes 73

[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
12 Current Rating: 12 + 44 = 56 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 44 = 56 votes 44

[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
33 Current Rating: 33 + 56 = 89 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 56 = 89 votes 56

[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
14 Current Rating: 14 + 77 = 91 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 77 = 91 votes 77

[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
13 Current Rating: 13 + 37 = 50 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 37 = 50 votes 37

[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
10 Current Rating: 10 + 46 = 56 votesCurrent Rating: 10 + 46 = 56 votes 46

[1342] 17: Why are you crying
9 Current Rating: 9 + 53 = 62 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 53 = 62 votes 53

[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
39 Current Rating: 39 + 135 = 174 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 135 = 174 votes 135

[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
7 Current Rating: 7 + 21 = 28 votesCurrent Rating: 7 + 21 = 28 votes 21

[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
4 Current Rating: 4 + 27 = 31 votesCurrent Rating: 4 + 27 = 31 votes 27

[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
2 Current Rating: 2 + 38 = 40 votesCurrent Rating: 2 + 38 = 40 votes 38

[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
17 Current Rating: 17 + 49 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 49 = 66 votes 49

[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
10 Current Rating: 10 + 60 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 10 + 60 = 70 votes 60

[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
13 Current Rating: 13 + 43 = 56 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 43 = 56 votes 43

[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
24 Current Rating: 24 + 74 = 98 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 74 = 98 votes 74

[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
17 Current Rating: 17 + 88 = 105 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 88 = 105 votes 88


May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
15 Current Rating: 15 + 34 = 49 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 34 = 49 votes 34

[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
11 Current Rating: 11 + 61 = 72 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 61 = 72 votes 61

[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
14 Current Rating: 14 + 65 = 79 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 65 = 79 votes 65

[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
56 Current Rating: 56 + 68 = 124 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 68 = 124 votes 68

[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
21 Current Rating: 21 + 87 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 87 = 108 votes 87

[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
109 Current Rating: 109 + 333 = 442 votesCurrent Rating: 109 + 333 = 442 votes 333

[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
32 Current Rating: 32 + 113 = 145 votesCurrent Rating: 32 + 113 = 145 votes 113

[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
16 Current Rating: 16 + 50 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 50 = 66 votes 50

[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
21 Current Rating: 21 + 58 = 79 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 58 = 79 votes 58

[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
14 Current Rating: 14 + 37 = 51 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 37 = 51 votes 37

[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
19 Current Rating: 19 + 47 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 47 = 66 votes 47

[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
14 Current Rating: 14 + 56 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 56 = 70 votes 56

[1320] 12: Nice new bike
14 Current Rating: 14 + 56 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 56 = 70 votes 56

[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
9 Current Rating: 9 + 57 = 66 votesCurrent Rating: 9 + 57 = 66 votes 57

[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
68 Current Rating: 68 + 72 = 140 votesCurrent Rating: 68 + 72 = 140 votes 72

[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
98 Current Rating: 98 + 100 = 198 votesCurrent Rating: 98 + 100 = 198 votes 100

[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
20 Current Rating: 20 + 50 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 50 = 70 votes 50

[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
39 Current Rating: 39 + 69 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 69 = 108 votes 69

[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
16 Current Rating: 16 + 55 = 71 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 55 = 71 votes 55


Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
36 Current Rating: 36 + 44 = 80 votesCurrent Rating: 36 + 44 = 80 votes 44

[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
38 Current Rating: 38 + 61 = 99 votesCurrent Rating: 38 + 61 = 99 votes 61

[1311] 28: How do you do?
14 Current Rating: 14 + 78 = 92 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 78 = 92 votes 78

[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
26 Current Rating: 26 + 87 = 113 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 87 = 113 votes 87

[1309] 21: Oh, hi
50 Current Rating: 50 + 57 = 107 votesCurrent Rating: 50 + 57 = 107 votes 57

[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
17 Current Rating: 17 + 59 = 76 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 59 = 76 votes 59

[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
45 Current Rating: 45 + 92 = 137 votesCurrent Rating: 45 + 92 = 137 votes 92

[1306] 15: Did we really have to
25 Current Rating: 25 + 58 = 83 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 58 = 83 votes 58

[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
42 Current Rating: 42 + 76 = 118 votesCurrent Rating: 42 + 76 = 118 votes 76

[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
24 Current Rating: 24 + 46 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 46 = 70 votes 46

[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
51 Current Rating: 51 + 130 = 181 votesCurrent Rating: 51 + 130 = 181 votes 130

[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
7338 Current Rating: 7338 + 8033 = 15371 votesCurrent Rating: 7338 + 8033 = 15371 votes 8033

[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
21 Current Rating: 21 + 139 = 160 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 139 = 160 votes 139

[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
17 Current Rating: 17 + 48 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 17 + 48 = 65 votes 48

[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
42 Current Rating: 42 + 191 = 233 votesCurrent Rating: 42 + 191 = 233 votes 191

[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
11 Current Rating: 11 + 46 = 57 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 46 = 57 votes 46


Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
20 Current Rating: 20 + 61 = 81 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 61 = 81 votes 61

[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
358 Current Rating: 358 + 65 = 423 votesCurrent Rating: 358 + 65 = 423 votes 65

[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
26 Current Rating: 26 + 54 = 80 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 54 = 80 votes 54

[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
11 Current Rating: 11 + 59 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 59 = 70 votes 59

[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
11 Current Rating: 11 + 44 = 55 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 44 = 55 votes 44

[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
14 Current Rating: 14 + 42 = 56 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 42 = 56 votes 42

[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
21 Current Rating: 21 + 61 = 82 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 61 = 82 votes 61

[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
34 Current Rating: 34 + 69 = 103 votesCurrent Rating: 34 + 69 = 103 votes 69

[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
26 Current Rating: 26 + 56 = 82 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 56 = 82 votes 56

[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
27 Current Rating: 27 + 69 = 96 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 69 = 96 votes 69

[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
27 Current Rating: 27 + 38 = 65 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 38 = 65 votes 38

[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
26 Current Rating: 26 + 70 = 96 votesCurrent Rating: 26 + 70 = 96 votes 70

[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
51 Current Rating: 51 + 69 = 120 votesCurrent Rating: 51 + 69 = 120 votes 69

[1284] 12: What are you reading?
29 Current Rating: 29 + 35 = 64 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 35 = 64 votes 35

[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
16 Current Rating: 16 + 45 = 61 votesCurrent Rating: 16 + 45 = 61 votes 45

[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
30 Current Rating: 30 + 185 = 215 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 185 = 215 votes 185

[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
30 Current Rating: 30 + 67 = 97 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 67 = 97 votes 67

[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
73 Current Rating: 73 + 113 = 186 votesCurrent Rating: 73 + 113 = 186 votes 113

[1279] 4: Good evening sir
30 Current Rating: 30 + 78 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 78 = 108 votes 78

[1278] 3: What are you watching?
24 Current Rating: 24 + 69 = 93 votesCurrent Rating: 24 + 69 = 93 votes 69

[1277] 2: The charge is assault
25 Current Rating: 25 + 64 = 89 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 64 = 89 votes 64


Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
60 Current Rating: 60 + 108 = 168 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 108 = 168 votes 108

[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
50 Current Rating: 50 + 85 = 135 votesCurrent Rating: 50 + 85 = 135 votes 85

[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
36 Current Rating: 36 + 51 = 87 votesCurrent Rating: 36 + 51 = 87 votes 51

[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
39 Current Rating: 39 + 76 = 115 votesCurrent Rating: 39 + 76 = 115 votes 76

[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
46 Current Rating: 46 + 77 = 123 votesCurrent Rating: 46 + 77 = 123 votes 77

[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
49 Current Rating: 49 + 76 = 125 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 76 = 125 votes 76

[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
27 Current Rating: 27 + 50 = 77 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 50 = 77 votes 50

[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
55 Current Rating: 55 + 90 = 145 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 90 = 145 votes 90

[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
34 Current Rating: 34 + 66 = 100 votesCurrent Rating: 34 + 66 = 100 votes 66

[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
22 Current Rating: 22 + 40 = 62 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 40 = 62 votes 40

[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
35 Current Rating: 35 + 74 = 109 votesCurrent Rating: 35 + 74 = 109 votes 74

[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
23 Current Rating: 23 + 89 = 112 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 89 = 112 votes 89

[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
22 Current Rating: 22 + 40 = 62 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 40 = 62 votes 40

[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
18 Current Rating: 18 + 73 = 91 votesCurrent Rating: 18 + 73 = 91 votes 73

[1262] 9: Tough day?
22 Current Rating: 22 + 65 = 87 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 65 = 87 votes 65

[1261] 6: Youíre pretty good with Excel aren t you?
29 Current Rating: 29 + 79 = 108 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 79 = 108 votes 79

[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
30 Current Rating: 30 + 85 = 115 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 85 = 115 votes 85

[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
27 Current Rating: 27 + 33 = 60 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 33 = 60 votes 33

[1258] 3: Itís amazing what is considered news these days
15 Current Rating: 15 + 55 = 70 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 55 = 70 votes 55

[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
15 Current Rating: 15 + 43 = 58 votesCurrent Rating: 15 + 43 = 58 votes 43


Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
30 Current Rating: 30 + 56 = 86 votesCurrent Rating: 30 + 56 = 86 votes 56

[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
14 Current Rating: 14 + 42 = 56 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 42 = 56 votes 42

[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
14 Current Rating: 14 + 49 = 63 votesCurrent Rating: 14 + 49 = 63 votes 49

[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
13 Current Rating: 13 + 50 = 63 votesCurrent Rating: 13 + 50 = 63 votes 50

[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
31 Current Rating: 31 + 45 = 76 votesCurrent Rating: 31 + 45 = 76 votes 45

[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
22 Current Rating: 22 + 33 = 55 votesCurrent Rating: 22 + 33 = 55 votes 33

[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
25 Current Rating: 25 + 63 = 88 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 63 = 88 votes 63

[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
23 Current Rating: 23 + 55 = 78 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 55 = 78 votes 55

[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
23 Current Rating: 23 + 56 = 79 votesCurrent Rating: 23 + 56 = 79 votes 56

[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
20 Current Rating: 20 + 68 = 88 votesCurrent Rating: 20 + 68 = 88 votes 68

[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
38 Current Rating: 38 + 84 = 122 votesCurrent Rating: 38 + 84 = 122 votes 84

[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
19 Current Rating: 19 + 30 = 49 votesCurrent Rating: 19 + 30 = 49 votes 30

[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
12 Current Rating: 12 + 78 = 90 votesCurrent Rating: 12 + 78 = 90 votes 78

[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
25 Current Rating: 25 + 36 = 61 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 36 = 61 votes 36

[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
25 Current Rating: 25 + 108 = 133 votesCurrent Rating: 25 + 108 = 133 votes 108





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