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Oct 2014
[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
5 Current Rating: 5 + 14 = 19 votesCurrent Rating: 5 + 14 = 19 votes 14

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
21 Current Rating: 21 + 37 = 58 votesCurrent Rating: 21 + 37 = 58 votes 37

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
64 Current Rating: 64 + 108 = 172 votesCurrent Rating: 64 + 108 = 172 votes 108

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
29 Current Rating: 29 + 50 = 79 votesCurrent Rating: 29 + 50 = 79 votes 50

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
44 Current Rating: 44 + 65 = 109 votesCurrent Rating: 44 + 65 = 109 votes 65

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
48 Current Rating: 48 + 137 = 185 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 137 = 185 votes 137

[1198] 10: Good morning class
81 Current Rating: 81 + 238 = 319 votesCurrent Rating: 81 + 238 = 319 votes 238

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 227 = 1398 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 227 = 1398 votes 227

[1196] 8: I'm really not looking forward to going home
83 Current Rating: 83 + 158 = 241 votesCurrent Rating: 83 + 158 = 241 votes 158

[1195] 7: I do believe I'm the smartest person I know
100 Current Rating: 100 + 179 = 279 votesCurrent Rating: 100 + 179 = 279 votes 179

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
132 Current Rating: 132 + 250 = 382 votesCurrent Rating: 132 + 250 = 382 votes 250

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
103 Current Rating: 103 + 122 = 225 votesCurrent Rating: 103 + 122 = 225 votes 122

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
63 Current Rating: 63 + 133 = 196 votesCurrent Rating: 63 + 133 = 196 votes 133

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
156 Current Rating: 156 + 272 = 428 votesCurrent Rating: 156 + 272 = 428 votes 272


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
74 Current Rating: 74 + 111 = 185 votesCurrent Rating: 74 + 111 = 185 votes 111

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
100 Current Rating: 100 + 117 = 217 votesCurrent Rating: 100 + 117 = 217 votes 117

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
146 Current Rating: 146 + 172 = 318 votesCurrent Rating: 146 + 172 = 318 votes 172

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
65 Current Rating: 65 + 87 = 152 votesCurrent Rating: 65 + 87 = 152 votes 87

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
98 Current Rating: 98 + 136 = 234 votesCurrent Rating: 98 + 136 = 234 votes 136

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
65 Current Rating: 65 + 110 = 175 votesCurrent Rating: 65 + 110 = 175 votes 110

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
141 Current Rating: 141 + 190 = 331 votesCurrent Rating: 141 + 190 = 331 votes 190

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
63 Current Rating: 63 + 91 = 154 votesCurrent Rating: 63 + 91 = 154 votes 91

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
56 Current Rating: 56 + 66 = 122 votesCurrent Rating: 56 + 66 = 122 votes 66

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
112 Current Rating: 112 + 146 = 258 votesCurrent Rating: 112 + 146 = 258 votes 146

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
55 Current Rating: 55 + 95 = 150 votesCurrent Rating: 55 + 95 = 150 votes 95

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
221 Current Rating: 221 + 272 = 493 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 272 = 493 votes 272

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
91 Current Rating: 91 + 116 = 207 votesCurrent Rating: 91 + 116 = 207 votes 116

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
114 Current Rating: 114 + 161 = 275 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 161 = 275 votes 161

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
97 Current Rating: 97 + 158 = 255 votesCurrent Rating: 97 + 158 = 255 votes 158

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
154 Current Rating: 154 + 290 = 444 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 290 = 444 votes 290

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
163 Current Rating: 163 + 196 = 359 votesCurrent Rating: 163 + 196 = 359 votes 196

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
119 Current Rating: 119 + 153 = 272 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 153 = 272 votes 153

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
95 Current Rating: 95 + 93 = 188 votesCurrent Rating: 95 + 93 = 188 votes 93

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
104 Current Rating: 104 + 120 = 224 votesCurrent Rating: 104 + 120 = 224 votes 120


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
95 Current Rating: 95 + 125 = 220 votesCurrent Rating: 95 + 125 = 220 votes 125

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
107 Current Rating: 107 + 129 = 236 votesCurrent Rating: 107 + 129 = 236 votes 129

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
87 Current Rating: 87 + 126 = 213 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 126 = 213 votes 126

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
69 Current Rating: 69 + 95 = 164 votesCurrent Rating: 69 + 95 = 164 votes 95

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
72 Current Rating: 72 + 105 = 177 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 105 = 177 votes 105

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
134 Current Rating: 134 + 175 = 309 votesCurrent Rating: 134 + 175 = 309 votes 175

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
88 Current Rating: 88 + 155 = 243 votesCurrent Rating: 88 + 155 = 243 votes 155

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
172 Current Rating: 172 + 179 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 179 = 351 votes 179

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
107 Current Rating: 107 + 146 = 253 votesCurrent Rating: 107 + 146 = 253 votes 146

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
196 Current Rating: 196 + 197 = 393 votesCurrent Rating: 196 + 197 = 393 votes 197

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
178 Current Rating: 178 + 283 = 461 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 283 = 461 votes 283

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
156 Current Rating: 156 + 239 = 395 votesCurrent Rating: 156 + 239 = 395 votes 239

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
125 Current Rating: 125 + 136 = 261 votesCurrent Rating: 125 + 136 = 261 votes 136

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
266 Current Rating: 266 + 260 = 526 votesCurrent Rating: 266 + 260 = 526 votes 260

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
146 Current Rating: 146 + 190 = 336 votesCurrent Rating: 146 + 190 = 336 votes 190

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
204 Current Rating: 204 + 280 = 484 votesCurrent Rating: 204 + 280 = 484 votes 280


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
183 Current Rating: 183 + 226 = 409 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 226 = 409 votes 226

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
162 Current Rating: 162 + 168 = 330 votesCurrent Rating: 162 + 168 = 330 votes 168

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
191 Current Rating: 191 + 191 = 382 votesCurrent Rating: 191 + 191 = 382 votes 191

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
185 Current Rating: 185 + 175 = 360 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 175 = 360 votes 175

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
273 Current Rating: 273 + 283 = 556 votesCurrent Rating: 273 + 283 = 556 votes 283

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
231 Current Rating: 231 + 190 = 421 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 190 = 421 votes 190

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
151 Current Rating: 151 + 203 = 354 votesCurrent Rating: 151 + 203 = 354 votes 203

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
225 Current Rating: 225 + 195 = 420 votesCurrent Rating: 225 + 195 = 420 votes 195

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
255 Current Rating: 255 + 209 = 464 votesCurrent Rating: 255 + 209 = 464 votes 209

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
158 Current Rating: 158 + 151 = 309 votesCurrent Rating: 158 + 151 = 309 votes 151


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
184 Current Rating: 184 + 193 = 377 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 193 = 377 votes 193

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
267 Current Rating: 267 + 247 = 514 votesCurrent Rating: 267 + 247 = 514 votes 247

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
176 Current Rating: 176 + 190 = 366 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 190 = 366 votes 190

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
163 Current Rating: 163 + 162 = 325 votesCurrent Rating: 163 + 162 = 325 votes 162

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
154 Current Rating: 154 + 151 = 305 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 151 = 305 votes 151

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
265 Current Rating: 265 + 221 = 486 votesCurrent Rating: 265 + 221 = 486 votes 221

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
148 Current Rating: 148 + 145 = 293 votesCurrent Rating: 148 + 145 = 293 votes 145

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
221 Current Rating: 221 + 193 = 414 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 193 = 414 votes 193

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
247 Current Rating: 247 + 210 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 247 + 210 = 457 votes 210

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
245 Current Rating: 245 + 183 = 428 votesCurrent Rating: 245 + 183 = 428 votes 183

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
235 Current Rating: 235 + 263 = 498 votesCurrent Rating: 235 + 263 = 498 votes 263

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
178 Current Rating: 178 + 162 = 340 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 162 = 340 votes 162

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
203 Current Rating: 203 + 192 = 395 votesCurrent Rating: 203 + 192 = 395 votes 192

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
175 Current Rating: 175 + 161 = 336 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 161 = 336 votes 161

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
264 Current Rating: 264 + 205 = 469 votesCurrent Rating: 264 + 205 = 469 votes 205

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
178 Current Rating: 178 + 168 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 178 + 168 = 346 votes 168

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
197 Current Rating: 197 + 218 = 415 votesCurrent Rating: 197 + 218 = 415 votes 218

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
175 Current Rating: 175 + 172 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 175 + 172 = 347 votes 172

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
195 Current Rating: 195 + 232 = 427 votesCurrent Rating: 195 + 232 = 427 votes 232

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
243 Current Rating: 243 + 193 = 436 votesCurrent Rating: 243 + 193 = 436 votes 193

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
203 Current Rating: 203 + 201 = 404 votesCurrent Rating: 203 + 201 = 404 votes 201

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
217 Current Rating: 217 + 210 = 427 votesCurrent Rating: 217 + 210 = 427 votes 210

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
159 Current Rating: 159 + 161 = 320 votesCurrent Rating: 159 + 161 = 320 votes 161

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
246 Current Rating: 246 + 241 = 487 votesCurrent Rating: 246 + 241 = 487 votes 241


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
179 Current Rating: 179 + 184 = 363 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 184 = 363 votes 184

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
208 Current Rating: 208 + 241 = 449 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 241 = 449 votes 241

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
205 Current Rating: 205 + 173 = 378 votesCurrent Rating: 205 + 173 = 378 votes 173

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
159 Current Rating: 159 + 159 = 318 votesCurrent Rating: 159 + 159 = 318 votes 159

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
176 Current Rating: 176 + 162 = 338 votesCurrent Rating: 176 + 162 = 338 votes 162

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
185 Current Rating: 185 + 177 = 362 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 177 = 362 votes 177

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
174 Current Rating: 174 + 161 = 335 votesCurrent Rating: 174 + 161 = 335 votes 161

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
272 Current Rating: 272 + 279 = 551 votesCurrent Rating: 272 + 279 = 551 votes 279

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
201 Current Rating: 201 + 190 = 391 votesCurrent Rating: 201 + 190 = 391 votes 190

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
207 Current Rating: 207 + 196 = 403 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 196 = 403 votes 196

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
214 Current Rating: 214 + 201 = 415 votesCurrent Rating: 214 + 201 = 415 votes 201

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
170 Current Rating: 170 + 163 = 333 votesCurrent Rating: 170 + 163 = 333 votes 163

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
224 Current Rating: 224 + 221 = 445 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 221 = 445 votes 221

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
188 Current Rating: 188 + 183 = 371 votesCurrent Rating: 188 + 183 = 371 votes 183

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
184 Current Rating: 184 + 189 = 373 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 189 = 373 votes 189

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
177 Current Rating: 177 + 181 = 358 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 181 = 358 votes 181

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
174 Current Rating: 174 + 163 = 337 votesCurrent Rating: 174 + 163 = 337 votes 163

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
274 Current Rating: 274 + 264 = 538 votesCurrent Rating: 274 + 264 = 538 votes 264

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
312 Current Rating: 312 + 283 = 595 votesCurrent Rating: 312 + 283 = 595 votes 283


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
185 Current Rating: 185 + 172 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 185 + 172 = 357 votes 172

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
193 Current Rating: 193 + 192 = 385 votesCurrent Rating: 193 + 192 = 385 votes 192

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
177 Current Rating: 177 + 176 = 353 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 176 = 353 votes 176

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
249 Current Rating: 249 + 234 = 483 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 234 = 483 votes 234

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
183 Current Rating: 183 + 164 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 164 = 347 votes 164

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
261 Current Rating: 261 + 252 = 513 votesCurrent Rating: 261 + 252 = 513 votes 252

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
275 Current Rating: 275 + 265 = 540 votesCurrent Rating: 275 + 265 = 540 votes 265

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
174 Current Rating: 174 + 172 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 174 + 172 = 346 votes 172

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
154 Current Rating: 154 + 152 = 306 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 152 = 306 votes 152

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
233 Current Rating: 233 + 230 = 463 votesCurrent Rating: 233 + 230 = 463 votes 230

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
253 Current Rating: 253 + 253 = 506 votesCurrent Rating: 253 + 253 = 506 votes 253

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
221 Current Rating: 221 + 224 = 445 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 224 = 445 votes 224

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
195 Current Rating: 195 + 179 = 374 votesCurrent Rating: 195 + 179 = 374 votes 179

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
165 Current Rating: 165 + 169 = 334 votesCurrent Rating: 165 + 169 = 334 votes 169

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
200 Current Rating: 200 + 190 = 390 votesCurrent Rating: 200 + 190 = 390 votes 190


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
218 Current Rating: 218 + 206 = 424 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 206 = 424 votes 206

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
244 Current Rating: 244 + 210 = 454 votesCurrent Rating: 244 + 210 = 454 votes 210

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
230 Current Rating: 230 + 197 = 427 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 197 = 427 votes 197

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
200 Current Rating: 200 + 191 = 391 votesCurrent Rating: 200 + 191 = 391 votes 191

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
172 Current Rating: 172 + 173 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 173 = 345 votes 173

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
181 Current Rating: 181 + 170 = 351 votesCurrent Rating: 181 + 170 = 351 votes 170

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
177 Current Rating: 177 + 170 = 347 votesCurrent Rating: 177 + 170 = 347 votes 170

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
179 Current Rating: 179 + 182 = 361 votesCurrent Rating: 179 + 182 = 361 votes 182

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
187 Current Rating: 187 + 195 = 382 votesCurrent Rating: 187 + 195 = 382 votes 195

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
206 Current Rating: 206 + 193 = 399 votesCurrent Rating: 206 + 193 = 399 votes 193

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
202 Current Rating: 202 + 194 = 396 votesCurrent Rating: 202 + 194 = 396 votes 194

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
221 Current Rating: 221 + 205 = 426 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 205 = 426 votes 205

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
210 Current Rating: 210 + 215 = 425 votesCurrent Rating: 210 + 215 = 425 votes 215

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
268 Current Rating: 268 + 232 = 500 votesCurrent Rating: 268 + 232 = 500 votes 232

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
239 Current Rating: 239 + 218 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 239 + 218 = 457 votes 218

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
164 Current Rating: 164 + 163 = 327 votesCurrent Rating: 164 + 163 = 327 votes 163

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
224 Current Rating: 224 + 222 = 446 votesCurrent Rating: 224 + 222 = 446 votes 222

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
184 Current Rating: 184 + 177 = 361 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 177 = 361 votes 177

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
172 Current Rating: 172 + 171 = 343 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 171 = 343 votes 171

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
250 Current Rating: 250 + 251 = 501 votesCurrent Rating: 250 + 251 = 501 votes 251

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
173 Current Rating: 173 + 166 = 339 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 166 = 339 votes 166

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
158 Current Rating: 158 + 158 = 316 votesCurrent Rating: 158 + 158 = 316 votes 158

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
315 Current Rating: 315 + 284 = 599 votesCurrent Rating: 315 + 284 = 599 votes 284


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
172 Current Rating: 172 + 173 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 173 = 345 votes 173

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
173 Current Rating: 173 + 170 = 343 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 170 = 343 votes 170

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
183 Current Rating: 183 + 174 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 183 + 174 = 357 votes 174

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
234 Current Rating: 234 + 223 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 234 + 223 = 457 votes 223

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
165 Current Rating: 165 + 166 = 331 votesCurrent Rating: 165 + 166 = 331 votes 166

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
304 Current Rating: 304 + 267 = 571 votesCurrent Rating: 304 + 267 = 571 votes 267

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
213 Current Rating: 213 + 194 = 407 votesCurrent Rating: 213 + 194 = 407 votes 194

[1056] 13: I won t be long
204 Current Rating: 204 + 194 = 398 votesCurrent Rating: 204 + 194 = 398 votes 194

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
192 Current Rating: 192 + 193 = 385 votesCurrent Rating: 192 + 193 = 385 votes 193

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
217 Current Rating: 217 + 203 = 420 votesCurrent Rating: 217 + 203 = 420 votes 203

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
168 Current Rating: 168 + 168 = 336 votesCurrent Rating: 168 + 168 = 336 votes 168

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
172 Current Rating: 172 + 173 = 345 votesCurrent Rating: 172 + 173 = 345 votes 173

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
198 Current Rating: 198 + 202 = 400 votesCurrent Rating: 198 + 202 = 400 votes 202

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
217 Current Rating: 217 + 192 = 409 votesCurrent Rating: 217 + 192 = 409 votes 192

[1049] 6: Then she said
327 Current Rating: 327 + 282 = 609 votesCurrent Rating: 327 + 282 = 609 votes 282

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
222 Current Rating: 222 + 194 = 416 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 194 = 416 votes 194

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
173 Current Rating: 173 + 173 = 346 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 173 = 346 votes 173

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
171 Current Rating: 171 + 170 = 341 votesCurrent Rating: 171 + 170 = 341 votes 170

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
168 Current Rating: 168 + 165 = 333 votesCurrent Rating: 168 + 165 = 333 votes 165

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
275 Current Rating: 275 + 246 = 521 votesCurrent Rating: 275 + 246 = 521 votes 246


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
168 Current Rating: 168 + 171 = 339 votesCurrent Rating: 168 + 171 = 339 votes 171

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
208 Current Rating: 208 + 195 = 403 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 195 = 403 votes 195

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
306 Current Rating: 306 + 272 = 578 votesCurrent Rating: 306 + 272 = 578 votes 272

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
267 Current Rating: 267 + 248 = 515 votesCurrent Rating: 267 + 248 = 515 votes 248

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
214 Current Rating: 214 + 200 = 414 votesCurrent Rating: 214 + 200 = 414 votes 200

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
207 Current Rating: 207 + 194 = 401 votesCurrent Rating: 207 + 194 = 401 votes 194

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
208 Current Rating: 208 + 193 = 401 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 193 = 401 votes 193

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
215 Current Rating: 215 + 198 = 413 votesCurrent Rating: 215 + 198 = 413 votes 198

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
253 Current Rating: 253 + 213 = 466 votesCurrent Rating: 253 + 213 = 466 votes 213

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
230 Current Rating: 230 + 215 = 445 votesCurrent Rating: 230 + 215 = 445 votes 215

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
229 Current Rating: 229 + 207 = 436 votesCurrent Rating: 229 + 207 = 436 votes 207

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
208 Current Rating: 208 + 199 = 407 votesCurrent Rating: 208 + 199 = 407 votes 199

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
267 Current Rating: 267 + 202 = 469 votesCurrent Rating: 267 + 202 = 469 votes 202

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
245 Current Rating: 245 + 220 = 465 votesCurrent Rating: 245 + 220 = 465 votes 220

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
212 Current Rating: 212 + 197 = 409 votesCurrent Rating: 212 + 197 = 409 votes 197

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
234 Current Rating: 234 + 213 = 447 votesCurrent Rating: 234 + 213 = 447 votes 213

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
271 Current Rating: 271 + 259 = 530 votesCurrent Rating: 271 + 259 = 530 votes 259

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
274 Current Rating: 274 + 240 = 514 votesCurrent Rating: 274 + 240 = 514 votes 240




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