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2011 Archive 2010 Archive 2009 Archive Dec 2011 [561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas 2567 2561 [560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV 1235 1074 [559] 21: It is so hard for women 1241 1280 [558] 20: Give me a double anything 1785 1765 [557] 19: Save a cow 994 917 [556] 15: You know the idiom 9015 8947 [555] 14: I am here to fulfil your 6251 6287 [554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend 3111 3048 [553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate 7993 7887 [552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you? 10649 10555 [551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow 5170 5141 [550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock 4732 4932 [549] 6: Can I buy you a drink? 4367 4434 [548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten 3012 3044 [547] 1: I think all of those people 16513 16554 Nov 2011 [546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is? 5516 5793 [545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing? 4872 4913 [544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand 7191 7277 [543] 24: The more I get to understand men 11837 11984 [542] 23: Have you noticed 3926 3997 [541] 22: I can’t believe it 11048 11274 [540] 21: How did you get the black eye? 4049 4119 [539] 18: Happy birthday darling 17333 17396 [538] 17: A real man 5210 5235 [537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man 12986 13192 [536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking? 4874 4994 [535] 14: You look furious, what is going on? 15554 15842 [534] 11: Thanks Google 13468 13693 [533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question 13018 13224 [532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her 4440 4657 [531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented 1236 1299 [530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend 593 708 [529] 4: That`s a nice new phone 451 448 [528] 3: I was down at the security shop 142 120 [527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you? 69 160 [526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son 136 224 Oct 2011 [525] 31: Why do people say 188 317 [524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change 648 690 [523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday 886 950 [522] 26: Hey babe 1280 1334 [521] 25: Facebook asks me what I 3091 3202 [520] 24: My wife is so fat 6277 6434 [519] 21: I got banned from the disco 21743 22879 [518] 20: Are you coming out tonight? 8161 8314 [517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night 11417 11657 [516] 18: I am in deep trouble again 9301 10049 [515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter 22689 23767 [514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight 31082 33151 [513] 13: Smoking is bad for you 23218 24129 [512] 12: Take away all of the vowels 10196 10576 [511] 11: What the hell!?! 26568 27074 [510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank 743 863 [509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in 27852 28385 [508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident 5266 5442 [507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid 10999 11122 [506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law 7197 7213 [505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend 5444 5449 Sep 2011 [504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here 14462 15871 [503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely 3653 3675 [502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer 2756 2899 [501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong? 6336 6436 [500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit 5105 5157 [499] 23: You need to cut down 4587 4596 [498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover 2794 2812 [497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning 4263 4207 [496] 20: Johnny Walker, single 2630 2661 [495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me 5040 4936 [494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel 11458 11505 [493] 15: Are you going to be long? 5729 6943 [492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway 7111 6911 [491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant 5475 5301 [490] 12: MWWAAAHHH! 6658 6453 [489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop? 19012 19349 [488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist 10538 10669 [487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks! 6522 6783 [486] 6: I’m ready, we can go 7559 7640 [485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful 8854 8649 [484] 2: You said you were going to complain 21143 21283 [483] 1: With you being over two metres tall 8199 7993 Aug 2011 [482] 31: You look tired 7766 7469 [481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you 10426 11028 [480] 29: I love Edward Cullen 11619 10675 [479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere? 24870 25336 [478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I 9646 9186 [477] 24: Happy birthday Dad 14151 15496 [476] 23: I heard you broke with your boyfriend 8902 8661 [475] 22: Do you believe in psychics? 7962 7668 [474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce 23344 24167 [473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months 7628 7688 [472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town 11430 11559 [471] 16: I was shagging this bird 7133 7228 [470] 15: Now that we’re engaged 5852 5628 [469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard 5416 5390 [468] 11: I think I’m getting old 3140 2994 [467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt 3698 3691 [466] 5: Hi there gorgeous 7040 7009 [465] 4: I discovered three things today 2498 2399 [464] 3: You know, I love oral sex 2080 2013 [463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now? 3610 3681 [462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today 2798 2770 Jul 2011 [461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why? 3387 3397 [460] 28: So your wife told my wife 1757 1557 [459] 27: Good morning Professor 475 429 [458] 26: So what do the results say doctor? 2222 2127 [457] 25: I realised that my wife 1661 1489 [456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman 2448 2466 [455] 21: We are gathered here today 1363 1281 [454] 20: You look flipping angry 918 1101 [453] 19: That’s just disgusting ... 904 903 [452] 18: I think you should see a doctor 884 845 [451] 15: You women are so vain 1035 1003 [450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate 2161 2157 [449] 13: So you’re crying again 1152 1073 [448] 12: She’s hot 1462 1414 [447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation 2521 2632 [446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living? 1313 1238 [445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support 1749 1639 [444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth? 1572 1791 [443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour 830 973 [442] 4: A woman marries a man 1285 1206 [441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night? 1952 1863 Jun 2011 [440] 29: I’m really not happy 1132 1142 [439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away 865 814 [438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product 1032 1010 [437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 3374 3752 [436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks 1258 1258 [435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times 1611 1553 [434] 21: If you went camping 1372 1586 [433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight 1897 1866 [432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym 3000 2701 [431] 14: I saw a news program 2540 2720 [430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere 1520 1510 [429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick 1530 1783 [428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible 1110 1099 [427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed? 1413 1648 [426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife 1651 1592 [425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday 1667 1691 [424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot 1469 1360 [423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel 1713 1699 [422] 1: You logged a call for IT support 2190 2096 May 2011 [421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom? 1442 1444 [420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed 2464 2464 [419] 27: You reported your wife missing 2752 2759 [418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? 2128 2027 [417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated 1352 1344 [416] 24: My wife is so stupid 1955 1985 [415] 23: Went for my routine check up today 1903 1991 [414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I 2221 2330 [413] 19: I hate the flipping internet! 952 910 [412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you? 1150 1206 [411] 16: I got so embarrassed 1774 2050 [410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today 2969 3012 [409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour 834 825 [408] 11: I`m 79 years old now 1780 1689 [407] 10: I met a girl in the park 2112 2603 [406] 9: Dad, I hear you 2018 1941 [405] 6: Are you growing a moustache 2425 2097 [404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance 2036 1824 [403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school 353 392 [402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail 810 843 Apr 2011 [401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support 4092 3674 [400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner 2323 2302 [399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant 2060 2012 [398] 18: What is it when a man talks 3595 3537 [397] 15: I Love you 1449 1394 [396] 14: Hey, come on 2167 2073 [395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable 2353 2349 [394] 11: Welcome to our clinic 2454 2373 [393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant! 1971 1864 [392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment 1842 2008 [391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle? 1356 1283 [390] 4: What are you doing? 2056 2042 [389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop 1351 1236 Mar 2011 [388] 31: Can we try something 2025 1958 [387] 30: How is your meal so far? 1633 1538 [386] 28: I’m always amazed 1847 1759 [385] 25: Can you please call security 3130 3031 [384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid 1437 1525 [383] 23: This book says 1673 1627 [382] 22: Tell your mother 1732 1633 [381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women 2514 2602 [380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance 1716 1623 [379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet? 2775 2664 [378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire 2574 2374 [377] 11: To be happy with a man 2769 2591 [376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary 1990 2039 [375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive 2370 2326 [374] 8: Your pizza is ready 3114 2978 [373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site 1912 1978 [372] 3: Why do you call your wife 3197 2947 [371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards... 2966 2703 Feb 2011 [370] 28: What are you reading? 1176 1180 [369] 25: Drinks are on me! 3131 3148 [368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play! 1912 1872 [367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife 1464 1678 [366] 22: You look like crap 2393 2436 [365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun? 2544 2741 [364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife 4863 5013 [363] 16: What happened to him? 3270 3073 [362] 15: What was shopping like 2295 2181 [361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge 1947 1811 [360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about 2648 2626 [359] 8: Happy Birthday Son! 2011 1916 [358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag? 2648 2516 [357] 4: In all my time on the bench 2478 2368 [356] 3: What are you doing? 1231 1267 [355] 2: So your baby is nearly due 2093 2056 [354] 1: In the old days 3016 2920 Jan 2011 [353] 31: What’s the difference between 1867 1837 [352] 27: Good morning and welcome 1565 1765 [351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir? 1956 1982 [350] 25: My wife is getting really fat 2239 2469 [349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you? 1351 1238 [348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink? 2850 2874 [347] 19: Left a bit... 1586 1515 [346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now 1755 1713 [345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago 1208 1094 [344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday 2276 2267 [343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying? 2095 2197 [342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb 1610 1935 [341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone 1261 1211 RSS twitter facebook © 2009 - 2012 copyright, privacy, contact info

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