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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2255 Current Rating: 2255 + 2287 = 4542 votesCurrent Rating: 2255 + 2287 = 4542 votes 2287

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 798 = 1896 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 798 = 1896 votes 798

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
5053 Current Rating: 5053 + 4839 = 9892 votesCurrent Rating: 5053 + 4839 = 9892 votes 4839

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1170 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1170 = 2436 votes 1170

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 966 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 966 = 2237 votes 966

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1245 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1245 = 2593 votes 1245

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1193 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1193 = 2450 votes 1193

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
6549 Current Rating: 6549 + 9316 = 15865 votesCurrent Rating: 6549 + 9316 = 15865 votes 9316

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2535 Current Rating: 2535 + 4413 = 6948 votesCurrent Rating: 2535 + 4413 = 6948 votes 4413

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 5214 = 9052 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 5214 = 9052 votes 5214

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1083 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1083 = 2711 votes 1083

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1049 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1049 = 2382 votes 1049


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 899 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 899 = 2010 votes 899

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 966 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 966 = 2227 votes 966

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1082 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1082 = 2599 votes 1082

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 906 = 2087 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 906 = 2087 votes 906

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1198 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1198 = 2630 votes 1198

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1143 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1143 = 2753 votes 1143

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
987 Current Rating: 987 + 972 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 972 = 1959 votes 972

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1253 = 2741 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1253 = 2741 votes 1253

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1299 = 3000 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1299 = 3000 votes 1299

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 934 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 934 = 2157 votes 934

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2413 Current Rating: 2413 + 1713 = 4126 votesCurrent Rating: 2413 + 1713 = 4126 votes 1713

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2205 Current Rating: 2205 + 1279 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 2205 + 1279 = 3484 votes 1279

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
5242 Current Rating: 5242 + 5256 = 10498 votesCurrent Rating: 5242 + 5256 = 10498 votes 5256

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 1859 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 1859 = 3930 votes 1859

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
996 Current Rating: 996 + 888 = 1884 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 888 = 1884 votes 888

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
816 Current Rating: 816 + 936 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 936 = 1752 votes 936

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 1094 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 1094 = 2168 votes 1094

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6481 Current Rating: 6481 + 7147 = 13628 votesCurrent Rating: 6481 + 7147 = 13628 votes 7147

[995] 5: Back already?
925 Current Rating: 925 + 1078 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 1078 = 2003 votes 1078

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1157 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1157 = 2655 votes 1157

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2854 Current Rating: 2854 + 2317 = 5171 votesCurrent Rating: 2854 + 2317 = 5171 votes 2317


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 2031 = 4261 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 2031 = 4261 votes 2031

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 5706 = 10801 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 5706 = 10801 votes 5706

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1286 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1286 = 2862 votes 1286

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1190 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1190 = 2360 votes 1190

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1376 = 3137 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1376 = 3137 votes 1376

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 2133 = 5120 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 2133 = 5120 votes 2133

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1718 = 3459 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1718 = 3459 votes 1718

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3111 Current Rating: 3111 + 2555 = 5666 votesCurrent Rating: 3111 + 2555 = 5666 votes 2555

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1322 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1322 = 2911 votes 1322

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1142 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1142 = 2234 votes 1142

[982] 17: Today s science class
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 897 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 897 = 2046 votes 897

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1148 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1148 = 2248 votes 1148

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
716 Current Rating: 716 + 811 = 1527 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 811 = 1527 votes 811

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 2011 = 3474 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 2011 = 3474 votes 2011

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26611 Current Rating: 26611 + 26120 = 52731 votesCurrent Rating: 26611 + 26120 = 52731 votes 26120

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1710 = 3490 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1710 = 3490 votes 1710

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 975 = 2097 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 975 = 2097 votes 975

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1851 Current Rating: 1851 + 1734 = 3585 votesCurrent Rating: 1851 + 1734 = 3585 votes 1734

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 4249 = 8385 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 4249 = 8385 votes 4249

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1897 = 3544 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1897 = 3544 votes 1897

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1433 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1433 = 2681 votes 1433

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1195 = 2346 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1195 = 2346 votes 1195


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
961 Current Rating: 961 + 1291 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 1291 = 2252 votes 1291

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
954 Current Rating: 954 + 1178 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 1178 = 2132 votes 1178

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1123 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1123 = 2227 votes 1123

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1188 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1188 = 2544 votes 1188

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4157 Current Rating: 4157 + 3759 = 7916 votesCurrent Rating: 4157 + 3759 = 7916 votes 3759

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1394 = 2986 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1394 = 2986 votes 1394

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1518 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1518 = 3442 votes 1518

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 2510 = 4905 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 2510 = 4905 votes 2510

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
964 Current Rating: 964 + 1042 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 1042 = 2006 votes 1042

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30067 Current Rating: 30067 + 30095 = 60162 votesCurrent Rating: 30067 + 30095 = 60162 votes 30095

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1333 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1333 = 2563 votes 1333

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2105 Current Rating: 2105 + 1875 = 3980 votesCurrent Rating: 2105 + 1875 = 3980 votes 1875

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 931 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 931 = 2003 votes 931

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 738 = 1825 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 738 = 1825 votes 738

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1133 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1133 = 2701 votes 1133

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1011 = 2584 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1011 = 2584 votes 1011

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
820 Current Rating: 820 + 783 = 1603 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 783 = 1603 votes 783

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 987 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 987 = 2157 votes 987

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
730 Current Rating: 730 + 728 = 1458 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 728 = 1458 votes 728


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
942 Current Rating: 942 + 848 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 848 = 1790 votes 848

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
622 Current Rating: 622 + 697 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 697 = 1319 votes 697

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1284 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1284 = 2491 votes 1284

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1569 = 3412 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1569 = 3412 votes 1569

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1342 = 2770 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1342 = 2770 votes 1342

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
981 Current Rating: 981 + 1016 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 1016 = 1997 votes 1016

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1315 = 2786 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1315 = 2786 votes 1315

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3017 Current Rating: 3017 + 5451 = 8468 votesCurrent Rating: 3017 + 5451 = 8468 votes 5451

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1109 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1109 = 2327 votes 1109

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2563 Current Rating: 2563 + 2549 = 5112 votesCurrent Rating: 2563 + 2549 = 5112 votes 2549

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2035 Current Rating: 2035 + 2260 = 4295 votesCurrent Rating: 2035 + 2260 = 4295 votes 2260

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
3725 Current Rating: 3725 + 2600 = 6325 votesCurrent Rating: 3725 + 2600 = 6325 votes 2600

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1274 = 2579 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1274 = 2579 votes 1274

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
976 Current Rating: 976 + 980 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 980 = 1956 votes 980

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1319 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1319 = 2794 votes 1319

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1047 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1047 = 2141 votes 1047

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1047 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1047 = 2089 votes 1047

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1258 = 2842 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1258 = 2842 votes 1258

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1168 = 2463 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1168 = 2463 votes 1168


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2759 Current Rating: 2759 + 4248 = 7007 votesCurrent Rating: 2759 + 4248 = 7007 votes 4248

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
903 Current Rating: 903 + 910 = 1813 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 910 = 1813 votes 910

[930] 29: I need your help
891 Current Rating: 891 + 860 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 860 = 1751 votes 860

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 3198 = 6348 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 3198 = 6348 votes 3198

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
820 Current Rating: 820 + 734 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 734 = 1554 votes 734

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1409 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1409 = 3055 votes 1409

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1258 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1258 = 2735 votes 1258

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2347 Current Rating: 2347 + 2005 = 4352 votesCurrent Rating: 2347 + 2005 = 4352 votes 2005

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2378 Current Rating: 2378 + 2424 = 4802 votesCurrent Rating: 2378 + 2424 = 4802 votes 2424

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2483 Current Rating: 2483 + 1816 = 4299 votesCurrent Rating: 2483 + 1816 = 4299 votes 1816

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8357 Current Rating: 8357 + 8706 = 17063 votesCurrent Rating: 8357 + 8706 = 17063 votes 8706

[921] 16: You look wretched
3917 Current Rating: 3917 + 4074 = 7991 votesCurrent Rating: 3917 + 4074 = 7991 votes 4074

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31242 Current Rating: 31242 + 34137 = 65379 votesCurrent Rating: 31242 + 34137 = 65379 votes 34137

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
4161 Current Rating: 4161 + 3598 = 7759 votesCurrent Rating: 4161 + 3598 = 7759 votes 3598

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 2299 = 5257 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 2299 = 5257 votes 2299

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
171574 Current Rating: 171574 + 188680 = 360254 votesCurrent Rating: 171574 + 188680 = 360254 votes 188680

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
50263 Current Rating: 50263 + 49914 = 100177 votesCurrent Rating: 50263 + 49914 = 100177 votes 49914

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
4631 Current Rating: 4631 + 4202 = 8833 votesCurrent Rating: 4631 + 4202 = 8833 votes 4202

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 2466 = 5375 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 2466 = 5375 votes 2466

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1758 Current Rating: 1758 + 2393 = 4151 votesCurrent Rating: 1758 + 2393 = 4151 votes 2393

[912] 3: Good morning all
2344 Current Rating: 2344 + 2339 = 4683 votesCurrent Rating: 2344 + 2339 = 4683 votes 2339

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2444 Current Rating: 2444 + 2588 = 5032 votesCurrent Rating: 2444 + 2588 = 5032 votes 2588

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
6459 Current Rating: 6459 + 5423 = 11882 votesCurrent Rating: 6459 + 5423 = 11882 votes 5423


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
69584 Current Rating: 69584 + 67393 = 136977 votesCurrent Rating: 69584 + 67393 = 136977 votes 67393

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3601 Current Rating: 3601 + 2821 = 6422 votesCurrent Rating: 3601 + 2821 = 6422 votes 2821

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1839 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1839 = 3624 votes 1839

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1691 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1691 = 3430 votes 1691

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1553 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1553 = 3233 votes 1553

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2106 Current Rating: 2106 + 2111 = 4217 votesCurrent Rating: 2106 + 2111 = 4217 votes 2111

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 4862 = 8486 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 4862 = 8486 votes 4862

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
4615 Current Rating: 4615 + 4828 = 9443 votesCurrent Rating: 4615 + 4828 = 9443 votes 4828

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 1883 = 3903 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 1883 = 3903 votes 1883

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 3029 = 5819 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 3029 = 5819 votes 3029

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1430 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1430 = 2964 votes 1430

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
6875 Current Rating: 6875 + 7315 = 14190 votesCurrent Rating: 6875 + 7315 = 14190 votes 7315

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26182 Current Rating: 26182 + 27111 = 53293 votesCurrent Rating: 26182 + 27111 = 53293 votes 27111

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
29348 Current Rating: 29348 + 31668 = 61016 votesCurrent Rating: 29348 + 31668 = 61016 votes 31668

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1686 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1686 = 3235 votes 1686

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 1601 = 3721 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 1601 = 3721 votes 1601

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1529 = 3111 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1529 = 3111 votes 1529

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1214 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1214 = 2621 votes 1214

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 1345 = 3485 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 1345 = 3485 votes 1345


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1260 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1260 = 2801 votes 1260

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1524 = 3245 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1524 = 3245 votes 1524

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1404 = 3020 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1404 = 3020 votes 1404

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
7643 Current Rating: 7643 + 6517 = 14160 votesCurrent Rating: 7643 + 6517 = 14160 votes 6517

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1671 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1671 = 3500 votes 1671

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1401 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1401 = 2835 votes 1401

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1313 = 2651 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1313 = 2651 votes 1313

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1027 = 2053 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1027 = 2053 votes 1027

[882] 21: Yes ...
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 956 = 1981 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 956 = 1981 votes 956

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1218 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1218 = 2589 votes 1218

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2341 Current Rating: 2341 + 1469 = 3810 votesCurrent Rating: 2341 + 1469 = 3810 votes 1469

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3347 Current Rating: 3347 + 4251 = 7598 votesCurrent Rating: 3347 + 4251 = 7598 votes 4251

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2518 Current Rating: 2518 + 1574 = 4092 votesCurrent Rating: 2518 + 1574 = 4092 votes 1574

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2058 Current Rating: 2058 + 2225 = 4283 votesCurrent Rating: 2058 + 2225 = 4283 votes 2225

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
15169 Current Rating: 15169 + 16488 = 31657 votesCurrent Rating: 15169 + 16488 = 31657 votes 16488

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
11280 Current Rating: 11280 + 11948 = 23228 votesCurrent Rating: 11280 + 11948 = 23228 votes 11948

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
991 Current Rating: 991 + 982 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 982 = 1973 votes 982

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 5736 = 9376 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 5736 = 9376 votes 5736

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3464 = 7358 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3464 = 7358 votes 3464

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1826 Current Rating: 1826 + 1674 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1826 + 1674 = 3500 votes 1674

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1630 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1630 = 3129 votes 1630

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 3698 = 6140 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 3698 = 6140 votes 3698


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
11911 Current Rating: 11911 + 12533 = 24444 votesCurrent Rating: 11911 + 12533 = 24444 votes 12533

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1054 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1054 = 2502 votes 1054

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 7267 = 11101 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 7267 = 11101 votes 7267

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2773 Current Rating: 2773 + 2835 = 5608 votesCurrent Rating: 2773 + 2835 = 5608 votes 2835

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1640 = 3528 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1640 = 3528 votes 1640

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 2169 = 3863 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 2169 = 3863 votes 2169

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4150 Current Rating: 4150 + 4684 = 8834 votesCurrent Rating: 4150 + 4684 = 8834 votes 4684

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2059 Current Rating: 2059 + 2478 = 4537 votesCurrent Rating: 2059 + 2478 = 4537 votes 2478

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1524 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1524 = 3076 votes 1524

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 1132 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 1132 = 2190 votes 1132

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1653 = 3465 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1653 = 3465 votes 1653

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1217 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1217 = 2846 votes 1217

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2522 Current Rating: 2522 + 3056 = 5578 votesCurrent Rating: 2522 + 3056 = 5578 votes 3056

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1543 = 3263 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1543 = 3263 votes 1543

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 2334 = 3932 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 2334 = 3932 votes 2334

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1181 = 2751 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1181 = 2751 votes 1181

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 1012 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 1012 = 2016 votes 1012

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
5621 Current Rating: 5621 + 4275 = 9896 votesCurrent Rating: 5621 + 4275 = 9896 votes 4275

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
11113 Current Rating: 11113 + 11772 = 22885 votesCurrent Rating: 11113 + 11772 = 22885 votes 11772

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
8022 Current Rating: 8022 + 8733 = 16755 votesCurrent Rating: 8022 + 8733 = 16755 votes 8733


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
6134 Current Rating: 6134 + 4956 = 11090 votesCurrent Rating: 6134 + 4956 = 11090 votes 4956

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
4009 Current Rating: 4009 + 5235 = 9244 votesCurrent Rating: 4009 + 5235 = 9244 votes 5235

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
11438 Current Rating: 11438 + 15099 = 26537 votesCurrent Rating: 11438 + 15099 = 26537 votes 15099

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1995 Current Rating: 1995 + 2095 = 4090 votesCurrent Rating: 1995 + 2095 = 4090 votes 2095

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2656 = 5365 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2656 = 5365 votes 2656

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
4469 Current Rating: 4469 + 5419 = 9888 votesCurrent Rating: 4469 + 5419 = 9888 votes 5419

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2041 = 4190 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2041 = 4190 votes 2041

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3577 Current Rating: 3577 + 4632 = 8209 votesCurrent Rating: 3577 + 4632 = 8209 votes 4632

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1937 = 3906 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1937 = 3906 votes 1937

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
30183 Current Rating: 30183 + 32411 = 62594 votesCurrent Rating: 30183 + 32411 = 62594 votes 32411

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2335 Current Rating: 2335 + 3367 = 5702 votesCurrent Rating: 2335 + 3367 = 5702 votes 3367

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 3028 = 6391 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 3028 = 6391 votes 3028

[836] 7: You look pissed
9385 Current Rating: 9385 + 10994 = 20379 votesCurrent Rating: 9385 + 10994 = 20379 votes 10994

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4685 Current Rating: 4685 + 6629 = 11314 votesCurrent Rating: 4685 + 6629 = 11314 votes 6629

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 2303 = 4172 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 2303 = 4172 votes 2303

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2471 Current Rating: 2471 + 2295 = 4766 votesCurrent Rating: 2471 + 2295 = 4766 votes 2295

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
10071 Current Rating: 10071 + 10332 = 20403 votesCurrent Rating: 10071 + 10332 = 20403 votes 10332


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2726 Current Rating: 2726 + 2612 = 5338 votesCurrent Rating: 2726 + 2612 = 5338 votes 2612

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1357 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1357 = 2940 votes 1357

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2105 Current Rating: 2105 + 2091 = 4196 votesCurrent Rating: 2105 + 2091 = 4196 votes 2091

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 1800 = 3840 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 1800 = 3840 votes 1800

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
2009 Current Rating: 2009 + 2980 = 4989 votesCurrent Rating: 2009 + 2980 = 4989 votes 2980

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1985 Current Rating: 1985 + 1908 = 3893 votesCurrent Rating: 1985 + 1908 = 3893 votes 1908

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1825 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1825 = 3535 votes 1825

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
6599 Current Rating: 6599 + 6751 = 13350 votesCurrent Rating: 6599 + 6751 = 13350 votes 6751

[823] 18: You look miserable
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1761 = 3597 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1761 = 3597 votes 1761

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2793 Current Rating: 2793 + 2990 = 5783 votesCurrent Rating: 2793 + 2990 = 5783 votes 2990

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2088 Current Rating: 2088 + 1988 = 4076 votesCurrent Rating: 2088 + 1988 = 4076 votes 1988

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 2388 = 5264 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 2388 = 5264 votes 2388

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 2037 = 3757 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 2037 = 3757 votes 2037

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1430 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1430 = 3096 votes 1430

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1361 = 2786 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1361 = 2786 votes 1361

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2077 Current Rating: 2077 + 1702 = 3779 votesCurrent Rating: 2077 + 1702 = 3779 votes 1702

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1265 = 2830 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1265 = 2830 votes 1265

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1183 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1183 = 2578 votes 1183

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1651 = 3151 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1651 = 3151 votes 1651

[812] 1: You look distracted
2072 Current Rating: 2072 + 1560 = 3632 votesCurrent Rating: 2072 + 1560 = 3632 votes 1560


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2146 Current Rating: 2146 + 2307 = 4453 votesCurrent Rating: 2146 + 2307 = 4453 votes 2307

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
4829 Current Rating: 4829 + 3629 = 8458 votesCurrent Rating: 4829 + 3629 = 8458 votes 3629

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
52149 Current Rating: 52149 + 56070 = 108219 votesCurrent Rating: 52149 + 56070 = 108219 votes 56070

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
6681 Current Rating: 6681 + 5913 = 12594 votesCurrent Rating: 6681 + 5913 = 12594 votes 5913

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1560 = 3147 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1560 = 3147 votes 1560

[806] 23: Sign here please
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1490 = 3091 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1490 = 3091 votes 1490

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1452 = 2990 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1452 = 2990 votes 1452

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1789 Current Rating: 1789 + 1918 = 3707 votesCurrent Rating: 1789 + 1918 = 3707 votes 1918

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1552 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1552 = 3078 votes 1552

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2831 Current Rating: 2831 + 2582 = 5413 votesCurrent Rating: 2831 + 2582 = 5413 votes 2582

[801] 16: Baby, let
5167 Current Rating: 5167 + 6044 = 11211 votesCurrent Rating: 5167 + 6044 = 11211 votes 6044

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1743 Current Rating: 1743 + 1968 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 1743 + 1968 = 3711 votes 1968

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
4837 Current Rating: 4837 + 4492 = 9329 votesCurrent Rating: 4837 + 4492 = 9329 votes 4492

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1550 Current Rating: 1550 + 1690 = 3240 votesCurrent Rating: 1550 + 1690 = 3240 votes 1690

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1538 = 3138 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1538 = 3138 votes 1538

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1459 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1459 = 3115 votes 1459

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
153132 Current Rating: 153132 + 175959 = 329091 votesCurrent Rating: 153132 + 175959 = 329091 votes 175959

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1317 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1317 = 2810 votes 1317






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