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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 2031 = 3854 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 2031 = 3854 votes 2031

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
854 Current Rating: 854 + 709 = 1563 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 709 = 1563 votes 709

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 3995 = 7661 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 3995 = 7661 votes 3995

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 910 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 910 = 1912 votes 910

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 836 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 836 = 1975 votes 836

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1036 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1036 = 2144 votes 1036

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 993 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 993 = 2031 votes 993

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
5358 Current Rating: 5358 + 8429 = 13787 votesCurrent Rating: 5358 + 8429 = 13787 votes 8429

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 1183 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 1183 = 3173 votes 1183

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2858 Current Rating: 2858 + 1846 = 4704 votesCurrent Rating: 2858 + 1846 = 4704 votes 1846

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 923 = 2201 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 923 = 2201 votes 923

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 844 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 844 = 1931 votes 844


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 793 = 1731 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 793 = 1731 votes 793

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
949 Current Rating: 949 + 718 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 718 = 1667 votes 718

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 850 = 2077 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 850 = 2077 votes 850

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
971 Current Rating: 971 + 761 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 761 = 1732 votes 761

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 964 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 964 = 2139 votes 964

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 940 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 940 = 2257 votes 940

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
773 Current Rating: 773 + 769 = 1542 votesCurrent Rating: 773 + 769 = 1542 votes 769

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1025 = 2236 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1025 = 2236 votes 1025

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1071 = 2530 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1071 = 2530 votes 1071

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 750 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 750 = 1771 votes 750

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 1417 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 1417 = 3315 votes 1417

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1094 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1094 = 2964 votes 1094

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4557 Current Rating: 4557 + 4699 = 9256 votesCurrent Rating: 4557 + 4699 = 9256 votes 4699

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1606 = 3357 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1606 = 3357 votes 1606

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
801 Current Rating: 801 + 730 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 730 = 1531 votes 730

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
646 Current Rating: 646 + 778 = 1424 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 778 = 1424 votes 778

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
855 Current Rating: 855 + 900 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 900 = 1755 votes 900

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 7018 = 13366 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 7018 = 13366 votes 7018

[995] 5: Back already?
774 Current Rating: 774 + 967 = 1741 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 967 = 1741 votes 967

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1038 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1038 = 2406 votes 1038

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2470 Current Rating: 2470 + 2041 = 4511 votesCurrent Rating: 2470 + 2041 = 4511 votes 2041


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2063 Current Rating: 2063 + 1846 = 3909 votesCurrent Rating: 2063 + 1846 = 3909 votes 1846

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4910 Current Rating: 4910 + 5514 = 10424 votesCurrent Rating: 4910 + 5514 = 10424 votes 5514

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1185 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1185 = 2659 votes 1185

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1080 = 2146 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1080 = 2146 votes 1080

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1186 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1186 = 2763 votes 1186

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2750 Current Rating: 2750 + 1928 = 4678 votesCurrent Rating: 2750 + 1928 = 4678 votes 1928

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1510 = 3073 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1510 = 3073 votes 1510

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 2284 = 5157 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 2284 = 5157 votes 2284

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1129 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1129 = 2532 votes 1129

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
990 Current Rating: 990 + 1017 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 1017 = 2007 votes 1017

[982] 17: Today s science class
890 Current Rating: 890 + 741 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 741 = 1631 votes 741

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
887 Current Rating: 887 + 1009 = 1896 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 1009 = 1896 votes 1009

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
553 Current Rating: 553 + 662 = 1215 votesCurrent Rating: 553 + 662 = 1215 votes 662

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1756 = 2970 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1756 = 2970 votes 1756

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26400 Current Rating: 26400 + 25968 = 52368 votesCurrent Rating: 26400 + 25968 = 52368 votes 25968

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1315 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1315 = 2828 votes 1315

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 903 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 903 = 1905 votes 903

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1527 = 3196 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1527 = 3196 votes 1527

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 4103 = 7978 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 4103 = 7978 votes 4103

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1629 = 3139 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1629 = 3139 votes 1629

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 1249 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 1249 = 2327 votes 1249

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
885 Current Rating: 885 + 1000 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 1000 = 1885 votes 1000


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
775 Current Rating: 775 + 1166 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 1166 = 1941 votes 1166

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
740 Current Rating: 740 + 961 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 961 = 1701 votes 961

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
905 Current Rating: 905 + 929 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 929 = 1834 votes 929

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1020 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1020 = 2205 votes 1020

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 3584 = 7464 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 3584 = 7464 votes 3584

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1200 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1200 = 2604 votes 1200

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 1356 = 3088 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 1356 = 3088 votes 1356

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 2058 = 4058 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 2058 = 4058 votes 2058

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
820 Current Rating: 820 + 902 = 1722 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 902 = 1722 votes 902

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29911 Current Rating: 29911 + 29946 = 59857 votesCurrent Rating: 29911 + 29946 = 59857 votes 29946

[960] 12: We need your legal help
993 Current Rating: 993 + 1107 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 1107 = 2100 votes 1107

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1696 = 3552 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1696 = 3552 votes 1696

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
945 Current Rating: 945 + 798 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 945 + 798 = 1743 votes 798

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
902 Current Rating: 902 + 638 = 1540 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 638 = 1540 votes 638

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 924 = 2214 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 924 = 2214 votes 924

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 819 = 2069 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 819 = 2069 votes 819

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
634 Current Rating: 634 + 630 = 1264 votesCurrent Rating: 634 + 630 = 1264 votes 630

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 851 = 1852 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 851 = 1852 votes 851

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
569 Current Rating: 569 + 584 = 1153 votesCurrent Rating: 569 + 584 = 1153 votes 584


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
787 Current Rating: 787 + 729 = 1516 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 729 = 1516 votes 729

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
538 Current Rating: 538 + 618 = 1156 votesCurrent Rating: 538 + 618 = 1156 votes 618

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
979 Current Rating: 979 + 1077 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 1077 = 2056 votes 1077

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1510 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1510 = 3233 votes 1510

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1032 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1032 = 2126 votes 1032

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
758 Current Rating: 758 + 826 = 1584 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 826 = 1584 votes 826

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1018 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1018 = 2156 votes 1018

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2285 Current Rating: 2285 + 1253 = 3538 votesCurrent Rating: 2285 + 1253 = 3538 votes 1253

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
986 Current Rating: 986 + 893 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 893 = 1879 votes 893

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2089 Current Rating: 2089 + 2252 = 4341 votesCurrent Rating: 2089 + 2252 = 4341 votes 2252

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 2082 = 3848 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 2082 = 3848 votes 2082

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2017 = 4687 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2017 = 4687 votes 2017

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1057 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1057 = 2128 votes 1057

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
856 Current Rating: 856 + 861 = 1717 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 861 = 1717 votes 861

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1145 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1145 = 2477 votes 1145

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
926 Current Rating: 926 + 888 = 1814 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 888 = 1814 votes 888

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
886 Current Rating: 886 + 921 = 1807 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 921 = 1807 votes 921

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1098 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1098 = 2498 votes 1098

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1003 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1003 = 2117 votes 1003


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 1033 = 3024 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 1033 = 3024 votes 1033

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
756 Current Rating: 756 + 789 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 789 = 1545 votes 789

[930] 29: I need your help
775 Current Rating: 775 + 756 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 756 = 1531 votes 756

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2851 Current Rating: 2851 + 2938 = 5789 votesCurrent Rating: 2851 + 2938 = 5789 votes 2938

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
752 Current Rating: 752 + 673 = 1425 votesCurrent Rating: 752 + 673 = 1425 votes 673

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1188 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1188 = 2617 votes 1188

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1144 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1144 = 2492 votes 1144

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1768 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1768 = 3861 votes 1768

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 2188 = 4092 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 2188 = 4092 votes 2188

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2315 Current Rating: 2315 + 1685 = 4000 votesCurrent Rating: 2315 + 1685 = 4000 votes 1685

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7981 Current Rating: 7981 + 8520 = 16501 votesCurrent Rating: 7981 + 8520 = 16501 votes 8520

[921] 16: You look wretched
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 3667 = 7226 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 3667 = 7226 votes 3667

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31031 Current Rating: 31031 + 33936 = 64967 votesCurrent Rating: 31031 + 33936 = 64967 votes 33936

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
3036 Current Rating: 3036 + 3266 = 6302 votesCurrent Rating: 3036 + 3266 = 6302 votes 3266

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 2101 = 4852 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 2101 = 4852 votes 2101

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
118963 Current Rating: 118963 + 113349 = 232312 votesCurrent Rating: 118963 + 113349 = 232312 votes 113349

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
45908 Current Rating: 45908 + 49376 = 95284 votesCurrent Rating: 45908 + 49376 = 95284 votes 49376

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 3918 = 7735 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 3918 = 7735 votes 3918

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2644 Current Rating: 2644 + 2303 = 4947 votesCurrent Rating: 2644 + 2303 = 4947 votes 2303

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 2271 = 3888 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 2271 = 3888 votes 2271

[912] 3: Good morning all
2318 Current Rating: 2318 + 2291 = 4609 votesCurrent Rating: 2318 + 2291 = 4609 votes 2291

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2126 Current Rating: 2126 + 2359 = 4485 votesCurrent Rating: 2126 + 2359 = 4485 votes 2359

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 4809 = 9188 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 4809 = 9188 votes 4809


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
53146 Current Rating: 53146 + 45384 = 98530 votesCurrent Rating: 53146 + 45384 = 98530 votes 45384

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2647 = 5810 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2647 = 5810 votes 2647

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1690 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1690 = 3310 votes 1690

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1484 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1484 = 3052 votes 1484

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1389 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1389 = 2897 votes 1389

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1946 Current Rating: 1946 + 1893 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 1946 + 1893 = 3839 votes 1893

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 4650 = 7989 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 4650 = 7989 votes 4650

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 4675 = 8573 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 4675 = 8573 votes 4675

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1711 = 3547 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1711 = 3547 votes 1711

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2429 Current Rating: 2429 + 2786 = 5215 votesCurrent Rating: 2429 + 2786 = 5215 votes 2786

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1248 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1248 = 2605 votes 1248

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
4939 Current Rating: 4939 + 4644 = 9583 votesCurrent Rating: 4939 + 4644 = 9583 votes 4644

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25852 Current Rating: 25852 + 24925 = 50777 votesCurrent Rating: 25852 + 24925 = 50777 votes 24925

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
27614 Current Rating: 27614 + 30847 = 58461 votesCurrent Rating: 27614 + 30847 = 58461 votes 30847

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1534 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1534 = 2969 votes 1534

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 1415 = 3364 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 1415 = 3364 votes 1415

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1328 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1328 = 2720 votes 1328

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1045 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1045 = 2269 votes 1045

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1163 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1163 = 2868 votes 1163


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1112 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1112 = 2483 votes 1112

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1364 = 2945 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1364 = 2945 votes 1364

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1203 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1203 = 2573 votes 1203

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
6533 Current Rating: 6533 + 6025 = 12558 votesCurrent Rating: 6533 + 6025 = 12558 votes 6025

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1537 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1537 = 3183 votes 1537

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1229 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1229 = 2518 votes 1229

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1113 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1113 = 2318 votes 1113

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
805 Current Rating: 805 + 829 = 1634 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 829 = 1634 votes 829

[882] 21: Yes ...
850 Current Rating: 850 + 806 = 1656 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 806 = 1656 votes 806

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 988 = 2087 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 988 = 2087 votes 988

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 1262 = 3199 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 1262 = 3199 votes 1262

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2863 Current Rating: 2863 + 3797 = 6660 votesCurrent Rating: 2863 + 3797 = 6660 votes 3797

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1851 Current Rating: 1851 + 1279 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1851 + 1279 = 3130 votes 1279

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1807 Current Rating: 1807 + 2045 = 3852 votesCurrent Rating: 1807 + 2045 = 3852 votes 2045

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
13808 Current Rating: 13808 + 12956 = 26764 votesCurrent Rating: 13808 + 12956 = 26764 votes 12956

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
7904 Current Rating: 7904 + 7131 = 15035 votesCurrent Rating: 7904 + 7131 = 15035 votes 7131

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
839 Current Rating: 839 + 828 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 828 = 1667 votes 828

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2246 Current Rating: 2246 + 4863 = 7109 votesCurrent Rating: 2246 + 4863 = 7109 votes 4863

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 3182 = 6473 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 3182 = 6473 votes 3182

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1463 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1463 = 3078 votes 1463

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1384 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1384 = 2715 votes 1384

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2101 Current Rating: 2101 + 3253 = 5354 votesCurrent Rating: 2101 + 3253 = 5354 votes 3253


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
10846 Current Rating: 10846 + 11634 = 22480 votesCurrent Rating: 10846 + 11634 = 22480 votes 11634

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 881 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 881 = 2089 votes 881

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 6275 = 9109 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 6275 = 9109 votes 6275

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2430 = 4690 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2430 = 4690 votes 2430

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1456 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1456 = 3096 votes 1456

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1893 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1893 = 3425 votes 1893

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 4221 = 7739 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 4221 = 7739 votes 4221

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 2122 = 3843 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 2122 = 3843 votes 2122

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1360 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1360 = 2735 votes 1360

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
865 Current Rating: 865 + 966 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 966 = 1831 votes 966

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1523 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1523 = 3155 votes 1523

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 974 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 974 = 2332 votes 974

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2070 Current Rating: 2070 + 2471 = 4541 votesCurrent Rating: 2070 + 2471 = 4541 votes 2471

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1408 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1408 = 2982 votes 1408

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 2039 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 2039 = 3499 votes 2039

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 983 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 983 = 2299 votes 983

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
789 Current Rating: 789 + 813 = 1602 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 813 = 1602 votes 813

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3660 Current Rating: 3660 + 3770 = 7430 votesCurrent Rating: 3660 + 3770 = 7430 votes 3770

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
9491 Current Rating: 9491 + 8457 = 17948 votesCurrent Rating: 9491 + 8457 = 17948 votes 8457

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
6278 Current Rating: 6278 + 5948 = 12226 votesCurrent Rating: 6278 + 5948 = 12226 votes 5948


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
4995 Current Rating: 4995 + 4411 = 9406 votesCurrent Rating: 4995 + 4411 = 9406 votes 4411

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 4594 = 7859 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 4594 = 7859 votes 4594

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
9396 Current Rating: 9396 + 12501 = 21897 votesCurrent Rating: 9396 + 12501 = 21897 votes 12501

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1953 = 3782 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1953 = 3782 votes 1953

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2303 Current Rating: 2303 + 2458 = 4761 votesCurrent Rating: 2303 + 2458 = 4761 votes 2458

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
3373 Current Rating: 3373 + 4825 = 8198 votesCurrent Rating: 3373 + 4825 = 8198 votes 4825

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1744 = 3482 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1744 = 3482 votes 1744

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3066 Current Rating: 3066 + 4125 = 7191 votesCurrent Rating: 3066 + 4125 = 7191 votes 4125

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1682 = 3319 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1682 = 3319 votes 1682

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 2964 = 4984 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 2964 = 4984 votes 2964

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2810 Current Rating: 2810 + 2713 = 5523 votesCurrent Rating: 2810 + 2713 = 5523 votes 2713

[836] 7: You look pissed
7183 Current Rating: 7183 + 9072 = 16255 votesCurrent Rating: 7183 + 9072 = 16255 votes 9072

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4122 Current Rating: 4122 + 6260 = 10382 votesCurrent Rating: 4122 + 6260 = 10382 votes 6260

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1896 = 3488 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1896 = 3488 votes 1896

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
8100 Current Rating: 8100 + 7703 = 15803 votesCurrent Rating: 8100 + 7703 = 15803 votes 7703


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2187 Current Rating: 2187 + 2214 = 4401 votesCurrent Rating: 2187 + 2214 = 4401 votes 2214

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1162 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1162 = 2555 votes 1162

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1846 = 3520 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1846 = 3520 votes 1846

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1520 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1520 = 3158 votes 1520

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 2699 = 4520 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 2699 = 4520 votes 2699

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1509 = 3093 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1509 = 3093 votes 1509

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1669 = 3194 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1669 = 3194 votes 1669

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
4661 Current Rating: 4661 + 4096 = 8757 votesCurrent Rating: 4661 + 4096 = 8757 votes 4096

[823] 18: You look miserable
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1639 = 3288 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1639 = 3288 votes 1639

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2364 Current Rating: 2364 + 2560 = 4924 votesCurrent Rating: 2364 + 2560 = 4924 votes 2560

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1705 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1705 = 3425 votes 1705

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2512 Current Rating: 2512 + 2147 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2512 + 2147 = 4659 votes 2147

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1684 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1684 = 3210 votes 1684

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 1311 = 2812 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 1311 = 2812 votes 1311

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1170 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1170 = 2443 votes 1170

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1468 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1468 = 3163 votes 1468

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1071 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1071 = 2449 votes 1071

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1068 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1068 = 2345 votes 1068

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1429 = 2752 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1429 = 2752 votes 1429

[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
3363 Current Rating: 3363 + 3123 = 6486 votesCurrent Rating: 3363 + 3123 = 6486 votes 3123

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
34752 Current Rating: 34752 + 32350 = 67102 votesCurrent Rating: 34752 + 32350 = 67102 votes 32350

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 5359 = 10454 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 5359 = 10454 votes 5359

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1378 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1378 = 2777 votes 1378

[806] 23: Sign here please
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1316 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1316 = 2746 votes 1316

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1305 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1305 = 2697 votes 1305

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1408 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1408 = 2803 votes 1408

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2430 Current Rating: 2430 + 2365 = 4795 votesCurrent Rating: 2430 + 2365 = 4795 votes 2365

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
3550 Current Rating: 3550 + 2958 = 6508 votesCurrent Rating: 3550 + 2958 = 6508 votes 2958

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1795 = 3383 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1795 = 3383 votes 1795

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
3156 Current Rating: 3156 + 4011 = 7167 votesCurrent Rating: 3156 + 4011 = 7167 votes 4011

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1593 = 3060 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1593 = 3060 votes 1593

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1391 = 2843 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1391 = 2843 votes 1391

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1277 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1277 = 2709 votes 1277

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
104584 Current Rating: 104584 + 83774 = 188358 votesCurrent Rating: 104584 + 83774 = 188358 votes 83774

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1186 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1186 = 2498 votes 1186






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