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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1697 = 3288 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1697 = 3288 votes 1697

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
706 Current Rating: 706 + 627 = 1333 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 627 = 1333 votes 627

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 3394 = 6363 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 3394 = 6363 votes 3394

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
827 Current Rating: 827 + 761 = 1588 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 761 = 1588 votes 761

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 748 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 748 = 1749 votes 748

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
930 Current Rating: 930 + 894 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 894 = 1824 votes 894

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
875 Current Rating: 875 + 852 = 1727 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 852 = 1727 votes 852

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
4717 Current Rating: 4717 + 7631 = 12348 votesCurrent Rating: 4717 + 7631 = 12348 votes 7631

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1012 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1012 = 2625 votes 1012

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2241 Current Rating: 2241 + 1535 = 3776 votesCurrent Rating: 2241 + 1535 = 3776 votes 1535

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 801 = 1884 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 801 = 1884 votes 801

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
856 Current Rating: 856 + 687 = 1543 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 687 = 1543 votes 687


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
775 Current Rating: 775 + 702 = 1477 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 702 = 1477 votes 702

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
691 Current Rating: 691 + 582 = 1273 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 582 = 1273 votes 582

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
979 Current Rating: 979 + 691 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 691 = 1670 votes 691

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
817 Current Rating: 817 + 654 = 1471 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 654 = 1471 votes 654

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
989 Current Rating: 989 + 812 = 1801 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 812 = 1801 votes 812

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 799 = 1894 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 799 = 1894 votes 799

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
638 Current Rating: 638 + 626 = 1264 votesCurrent Rating: 638 + 626 = 1264 votes 626

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
978 Current Rating: 978 + 841 = 1819 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 841 = 1819 votes 841

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 916 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 916 = 2211 votes 916

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
859 Current Rating: 859 + 646 = 1505 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 646 = 1505 votes 646

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1225 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1225 = 2886 votes 1225

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 969 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 969 = 2557 votes 969

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 4243 = 8269 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 4243 = 8269 votes 4243

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1428 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1428 = 2947 votes 1428

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
681 Current Rating: 681 + 615 = 1296 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 615 = 1296 votes 615

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
523 Current Rating: 523 + 645 = 1168 votesCurrent Rating: 523 + 645 = 1168 votes 645

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
678 Current Rating: 678 + 751 = 1429 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 751 = 1429 votes 751

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6240 Current Rating: 6240 + 6916 = 13156 votesCurrent Rating: 6240 + 6916 = 13156 votes 6916

[995] 5: Back already?
663 Current Rating: 663 + 887 = 1550 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 887 = 1550 votes 887

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 923 = 2172 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 923 = 2172 votes 923

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2176 Current Rating: 2176 + 1816 = 3992 votesCurrent Rating: 2176 + 1816 = 3992 votes 1816


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 1724 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 1724 = 3667 votes 1724

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 5378 = 10148 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 5378 = 10148 votes 5378

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1104 = 2495 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1104 = 2495 votes 1104

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
973 Current Rating: 973 + 983 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 983 = 1956 votes 983

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1052 = 2490 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1052 = 2490 votes 1052

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2602 Current Rating: 2602 + 1797 = 4399 votesCurrent Rating: 2602 + 1797 = 4399 votes 1797

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1355 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1355 = 2778 votes 1355

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2706 Current Rating: 2706 + 2089 = 4795 votesCurrent Rating: 2706 + 2089 = 4795 votes 2089

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 981 = 2254 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 981 = 2254 votes 981

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
896 Current Rating: 896 + 920 = 1816 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 920 = 1816 votes 920

[982] 17: Today s science class
745 Current Rating: 745 + 630 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 630 = 1375 votes 630

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
747 Current Rating: 747 + 908 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 747 + 908 = 1655 votes 908

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
438 Current Rating: 438 + 551 = 989 votesCurrent Rating: 438 + 551 = 989 votes 551

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1591 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1591 = 2630 votes 1591

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26247 Current Rating: 26247 + 25850 = 52097 votesCurrent Rating: 26247 + 25850 = 52097 votes 25850

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1065 = 2386 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1065 = 2386 votes 1065

[976] 8: Good morning sir
904 Current Rating: 904 + 846 = 1750 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 846 = 1750 votes 846

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1348 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1348 = 2848 votes 1348

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 4002 = 7767 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 4002 = 7767 votes 4002

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1458 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1458 = 2853 votes 1458

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
956 Current Rating: 956 + 1113 = 2069 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 1113 = 2069 votes 1113

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
735 Current Rating: 735 + 865 = 1600 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 865 = 1600 votes 865


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
651 Current Rating: 651 + 1070 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 1070 = 1721 votes 1070

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
588 Current Rating: 588 + 805 = 1393 votesCurrent Rating: 588 + 805 = 1393 votes 805

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
772 Current Rating: 772 + 799 = 1571 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 799 = 1571 votes 799

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 910 = 1965 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 910 = 1965 votes 910

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3461 = 7189 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3461 = 7189 votes 3461

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1057 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1057 = 2319 votes 1057

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1240 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1240 = 2846 votes 1240

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1781 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1781 = 3554 votes 1781

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
699 Current Rating: 699 + 801 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 801 = 1500 votes 801

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29794 Current Rating: 29794 + 29830 = 59624 votesCurrent Rating: 29794 + 29830 = 59624 votes 29830

[960] 12: We need your legal help
820 Current Rating: 820 + 948 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 820 + 948 = 1768 votes 948

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1563 = 3274 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1563 = 3274 votes 1563

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
843 Current Rating: 843 + 701 = 1544 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 701 = 1544 votes 701

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
730 Current Rating: 730 + 556 = 1286 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 556 = 1286 votes 556

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 781 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 781 = 1846 votes 781

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 663 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 663 = 1684 votes 663

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
508 Current Rating: 508 + 516 = 1024 votesCurrent Rating: 508 + 516 = 1024 votes 516

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
884 Current Rating: 884 + 755 = 1639 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 755 = 1639 votes 755

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
463 Current Rating: 463 + 487 = 950 votesCurrent Rating: 463 + 487 = 950 votes 487


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
641 Current Rating: 641 + 630 = 1271 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 630 = 1271 votes 630

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
471 Current Rating: 471 + 558 = 1029 votesCurrent Rating: 471 + 558 = 1029 votes 558

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
803 Current Rating: 803 + 930 = 1733 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 930 = 1733 votes 930

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1451 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1451 = 3104 votes 1451

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
868 Current Rating: 868 + 833 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 833 = 1701 votes 833

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
597 Current Rating: 597 + 685 = 1282 votesCurrent Rating: 597 + 685 = 1282 votes 685

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
908 Current Rating: 908 + 824 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 824 = 1732 votes 824

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1078 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1078 = 2982 votes 1078

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
832 Current Rating: 832 + 752 = 1584 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 752 = 1584 votes 752

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1920 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1920 = 3715 votes 1920

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1869 = 3505 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1869 = 3505 votes 1869

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
2077 Current Rating: 2077 + 1702 = 3779 votesCurrent Rating: 2077 + 1702 = 3779 votes 1702

[939] 13: She s a hottie
917 Current Rating: 917 + 917 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 917 = 1834 votes 917

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
762 Current Rating: 762 + 773 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 773 = 1535 votes 773

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1016 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1016 = 2232 votes 1016

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
807 Current Rating: 807 + 781 = 1588 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 781 = 1588 votes 781

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
756 Current Rating: 756 + 821 = 1577 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 821 = 1577 votes 821

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 977 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 977 = 2253 votes 977

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
980 Current Rating: 980 + 877 = 1857 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 877 = 1857 votes 877


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 909 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 909 = 2605 votes 909

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
658 Current Rating: 658 + 693 = 1351 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 693 = 1351 votes 693

[930] 29: I need your help
691 Current Rating: 691 + 682 = 1373 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 682 = 1373 votes 682

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2509 Current Rating: 2509 + 2767 = 5276 votesCurrent Rating: 2509 + 2767 = 5276 votes 2767

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
680 Current Rating: 680 + 617 = 1297 votesCurrent Rating: 680 + 617 = 1297 votes 617

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1039 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1039 = 2321 votes 1039

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1042 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1042 = 2294 votes 1042

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1610 = 3520 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1610 = 3520 votes 1610

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1946 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1946 = 3593 votes 1946

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2210 Current Rating: 2210 + 1576 = 3786 votesCurrent Rating: 2210 + 1576 = 3786 votes 1576

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7641 Current Rating: 7641 + 8379 = 16020 votesCurrent Rating: 7641 + 8379 = 16020 votes 8379

[921] 16: You look wretched
3304 Current Rating: 3304 + 3280 = 6584 votesCurrent Rating: 3304 + 3280 = 6584 votes 3280

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30845 Current Rating: 30845 + 33769 = 64614 votesCurrent Rating: 30845 + 33769 = 64614 votes 33769

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2557 Current Rating: 2557 + 2861 = 5418 votesCurrent Rating: 2557 + 2861 = 5418 votes 2861

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2592 Current Rating: 2592 + 1955 = 4547 votesCurrent Rating: 2592 + 1955 = 4547 votes 1955

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
83406 Current Rating: 83406 + 80371 = 163777 votesCurrent Rating: 83406 + 80371 = 163777 votes 80371

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
42473 Current Rating: 42473 + 48781 = 91254 votesCurrent Rating: 42473 + 48781 = 91254 votes 48781

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 3693 = 7150 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 3693 = 7150 votes 3693

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2475 Current Rating: 2475 + 2170 = 4645 votesCurrent Rating: 2475 + 2170 = 4645 votes 2170

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 2145 = 3657 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 2145 = 3657 votes 2145

[912] 3: Good morning all
2272 Current Rating: 2272 + 2261 = 4533 votesCurrent Rating: 2272 + 2261 = 4533 votes 2261

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 2136 = 4084 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 2136 = 4084 votes 2136

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 4305 = 7786 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 4305 = 7786 votes 4305


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
37563 Current Rating: 37563 + 36966 = 74529 votesCurrent Rating: 37563 + 36966 = 74529 votes 36966

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2996 Current Rating: 2996 + 2498 = 5494 votesCurrent Rating: 2996 + 2498 = 5494 votes 2498

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1565 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1565 = 3076 votes 1565

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1342 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1342 = 2778 votes 1342

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1268 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1268 = 2661 votes 1268

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1765 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1765 = 3593 votes 1765

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 4508 = 7675 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 4508 = 7675 votes 4508

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 4560 = 8255 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 4560 = 8255 votes 4560

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1592 = 3289 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1592 = 3289 votes 1592

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2248 Current Rating: 2248 + 2608 = 4856 votesCurrent Rating: 2248 + 2608 = 4856 votes 2608

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1109 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1109 = 2321 votes 1109

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 4111 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 4111 = 7951 votes 4111

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25619 Current Rating: 25619 + 24736 = 50355 votesCurrent Rating: 25619 + 24736 = 50355 votes 24736

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
26072 Current Rating: 26072 + 29769 = 55841 votesCurrent Rating: 26072 + 29769 = 55841 votes 29769

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1391 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1391 = 2722 votes 1391

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 1277 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 1277 = 3087 votes 1277

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1172 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1172 = 2423 votes 1172

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 914 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 914 = 2006 votes 914

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1021 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1021 = 2470 votes 1021


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1000 = 2219 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1000 = 2219 votes 1000

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1250 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1250 = 2721 votes 1250

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1063 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1063 = 2273 votes 1063

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
5678 Current Rating: 5678 + 5738 = 11416 votesCurrent Rating: 5678 + 5738 = 11416 votes 5738

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1405 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1405 = 2900 votes 1405

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1102 = 2283 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1102 = 2283 votes 1102

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 993 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 993 = 2101 votes 993

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
675 Current Rating: 675 + 698 = 1373 votesCurrent Rating: 675 + 698 = 1373 votes 698

[882] 21: Yes ...
741 Current Rating: 741 + 696 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 696 = 1437 votes 696

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
919 Current Rating: 919 + 857 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 857 = 1776 votes 857

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1099 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1099 = 2716 votes 1099

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2572 Current Rating: 2572 + 3212 = 5784 votesCurrent Rating: 2572 + 3212 = 5784 votes 3212

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1099 = 2686 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1099 = 2686 votes 1099

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1843 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1843 = 3495 votes 1843

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
12099 Current Rating: 12099 + 12525 = 24624 votesCurrent Rating: 12099 + 12525 = 24624 votes 12525

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
6540 Current Rating: 6540 + 6790 = 13330 votesCurrent Rating: 6540 + 6790 = 13330 votes 6790

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
732 Current Rating: 732 + 717 = 1449 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 717 = 1449 votes 717

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 4232 = 6218 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 4232 = 6218 votes 4232

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3112 Current Rating: 3112 + 3053 = 6165 votesCurrent Rating: 3112 + 3053 = 6165 votes 3053

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1320 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1320 = 2808 votes 1320

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1222 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1222 = 2430 votes 1222

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 3139 = 5161 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 3139 = 5161 votes 3139


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
9946 Current Rating: 9946 + 11169 = 21115 votesCurrent Rating: 9946 + 11169 = 21115 votes 11169

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
966 Current Rating: 966 + 732 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 732 = 1698 votes 732

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2343 Current Rating: 2343 + 5279 = 7622 votesCurrent Rating: 2343 + 5279 = 7622 votes 5279

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 2075 = 4065 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 2075 = 4065 votes 2075

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1296 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1296 = 2798 votes 1296

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1722 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1722 = 3129 votes 1722

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3212 Current Rating: 3212 + 3946 = 7158 votesCurrent Rating: 3212 + 3946 = 7158 votes 3946

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1853 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1853 = 3405 votes 1853

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1231 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1231 = 2481 votes 1231

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
728 Current Rating: 728 + 850 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 850 = 1578 votes 850

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1402 = 2936 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1402 = 2936 votes 1402

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 807 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 807 = 1982 votes 807

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 2307 = 4243 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 2307 = 4243 votes 2307

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1324 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1324 = 2795 votes 1324

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1853 = 3188 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1853 = 3188 votes 1853

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 837 = 1985 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 837 = 1985 votes 837

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
650 Current Rating: 650 + 679 = 1329 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 679 = 1329 votes 679

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3169 Current Rating: 3169 + 3405 = 6574 votesCurrent Rating: 3169 + 3405 = 6574 votes 3405

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
7943 Current Rating: 7943 + 7716 = 15659 votesCurrent Rating: 7943 + 7716 = 15659 votes 7716

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
4864 Current Rating: 4864 + 5479 = 10343 votesCurrent Rating: 4864 + 5479 = 10343 votes 5479


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 4025 = 8359 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 4025 = 8359 votes 4025

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 4048 = 6900 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 4048 = 6900 votes 4048

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
8062 Current Rating: 8062 + 11635 = 19697 votesCurrent Rating: 8062 + 11635 = 19697 votes 11635

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1772 = 3466 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1772 = 3466 votes 1772

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2031 Current Rating: 2031 + 2231 = 4262 votesCurrent Rating: 2031 + 2231 = 4262 votes 2231

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2967 Current Rating: 2967 + 4456 = 7423 votesCurrent Rating: 2967 + 4456 = 7423 votes 4456

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1541 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1541 = 3053 votes 1541

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2822 Current Rating: 2822 + 3856 = 6678 votesCurrent Rating: 2822 + 3856 = 6678 votes 3856

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1464 = 2913 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1464 = 2913 votes 1464

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 2660 = 4539 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 2660 = 4539 votes 2660

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2470 Current Rating: 2470 + 2338 = 4808 votesCurrent Rating: 2470 + 2338 = 4808 votes 2338

[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3877 Current Rating: 3877 + 6006 = 9883 votesCurrent Rating: 3877 + 6006 = 9883 votes 6006

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1663 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1663 = 3058 votes 1663

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
1956 Current Rating: 1956 + 1876 = 3832 votesCurrent Rating: 1956 + 1876 = 3832 votes 1876

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
6502 Current Rating: 6502 + 7291 = 13793 votesCurrent Rating: 6502 + 7291 = 13793 votes 7291


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2026 Current Rating: 2026 + 2058 = 4084 votesCurrent Rating: 2026 + 2058 = 4084 votes 2058

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1012 = 2258 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1012 = 2258 votes 1012

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1321 = 2744 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1321 = 2744 votes 1321

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 2429 = 4136 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 2429 = 4136 votes 2429

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1249 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1249 = 2591 votes 1249

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 3589 = 7242 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 3589 = 7242 votes 3589

[823] 18: You look miserable
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1513 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1513 = 3057 votes 1513

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2096 Current Rating: 2096 + 2180 = 4276 votesCurrent Rating: 2096 + 2180 = 4276 votes 2180

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1471 = 2981 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1471 = 2981 votes 1471

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2272 Current Rating: 2272 + 1965 = 4237 votesCurrent Rating: 2272 + 1965 = 4237 votes 1965

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1480 = 2844 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1480 = 2844 votes 1480

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1051 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1051 = 2215 votes 1051

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1257 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1257 = 2731 votes 1257

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 933 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 933 = 2157 votes 933

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 976 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 976 = 2149 votes 976

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1300 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1300 = 2853 votes 1300


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2935 Current Rating: 2935 + 2817 = 5752 votesCurrent Rating: 2935 + 2817 = 5752 votes 2817

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
25994 Current Rating: 25994 + 26934 = 52928 votesCurrent Rating: 25994 + 26934 = 52928 votes 26934

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1245 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1245 = 2522 votes 1245

[806] 23: Sign here please
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1190 = 2499 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1190 = 2499 votes 1190

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1204 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1204 = 2492 votes 1204

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2946 Current Rating: 2946 + 2681 = 5627 votesCurrent Rating: 2946 + 2681 = 5627 votes 2681

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1641 = 3107 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1641 = 3107 votes 1641

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
2420 Current Rating: 2420 + 3129 = 5549 votesCurrent Rating: 2420 + 3129 = 5549 votes 3129

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1505 = 2893 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1505 = 2893 votes 1505

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1282 = 2627 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1282 = 2627 votes 1282

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1128 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1128 = 2364 votes 1128

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
61881 Current Rating: 61881 + 62800 = 124681 votesCurrent Rating: 61881 + 62800 = 124681 votes 62800

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1081 = 2267 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1081 = 2267 votes 1081






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