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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 153086   78048 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 55286   54689 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 20447   19628 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 87780   86275 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 15055   25447 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 125605   51215
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 106256   105609 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 229529   55259 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 128747   128200 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 122763   121290 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 90085   87968 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 47427   34317 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 85742   84800 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 123545   122468
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 68504   67653 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 120787   100624 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 87108   81387 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 609084   158839 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 129510   129525 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 115862   103849 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 100516   100569 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 48483   46985 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 66481   59942
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 107887   110857 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 29816   30140 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 102340   101598 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 90963   89571 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 93199   91627 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 100145   99116 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 113914   112807 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 42423   41500 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 89435   87259
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 125717   102003 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 121060   111819 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 148053   146031 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 64101   63615 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 111005   110198 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 129086   128340 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 116257   114997 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 14781   23589
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 93857   91695 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 84891   84186 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 89012   87925 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 49355   48212 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 131125   91884 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 84617   83643 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 70264   68883 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 463974   145603 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 138643   134599
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 110975   100750 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 138009   132284 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 117129   114375 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 176835   175409 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 71422   71123 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 304717   109596 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 331414   111564 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 282722   73494 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 30482   29375
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 84642   85737 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 148189   147662 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 72044   70867 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 166421   166092 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 104427   103181 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 34000   32596 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 183206   182580 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 118629   117396 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 80458   78982
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 81175   80648 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 102691   100859 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 23641   22364 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 150946   85269 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 18696   17051 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 61730   60687 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 433105   133790 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 112304   104302
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 9402   21226 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 117640   116986 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 96242   94550 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 59712   58165 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 138230   137873 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 15075   13560 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 134735   134069 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 54890   52521 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 99538   98661
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 107622   106079 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 78419   75483 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 33496   32716 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 94444   93355 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 364284   113545 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 75078   70614 [1787] 7: You re late 136801   134050 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 540913   151847
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 127353   105699 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 167840   193940 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 114161   100669 [1782] 21: I m starving 103402   89334 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 104122   102508 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 109927   103880 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 83055   80702 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 69872   69105
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