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Dec 2022
[2068] 22: Hey! Listen up!
97155 Current Rating: 97155 + 97096 = 194251 votesCurrent Rating: 97155 + 97096 = 194251 votes 97096

[2067] 20: We leave for the coast tomorrow
32496 Current Rating: 32496 + 32363 = 64859 votesCurrent Rating: 32496 + 32363 = 64859 votes 32363

[2066] 16: I hate coming in to the office these days
71207 Current Rating: 71207 + 71048 = 142255 votesCurrent Rating: 71207 + 71048 = 142255 votes 71048

[2065] 13: Well I m off
36448 Current Rating: 36448 + 36484 = 72932 votesCurrent Rating: 36448 + 36484 = 72932 votes 36484

[2064] 9: Where are you going now?
409688 Current Rating: 409688 + 159473 = 569161 votesCurrent Rating: 409688 + 159473 = 569161 votes 159473

[2063] 6: Bye honey, have a good day
29955 Current Rating: 29955 + 29473 = 59428 votesCurrent Rating: 29955 + 29473 = 59428 votes 29473


Nov 2022
[2062] 29: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight?
28468 Current Rating: 28468 + 28470 = 56938 votesCurrent Rating: 28468 + 28470 = 56938 votes 28470

[2061] 25: I heard you bought an electric vehicle
84951 Current Rating: 84951 + 84483 = 169434 votesCurrent Rating: 84951 + 84483 = 169434 votes 84483

[2060] 22: Let s do some revision for your spelling test
87808 Current Rating: 87808 + 87824 = 175632 votesCurrent Rating: 87808 + 87824 = 175632 votes 87824

[2059] 18: So let me get this straight
103006 Current Rating: 103006 + 103159 = 206165 votesCurrent Rating: 103006 + 103159 = 206165 votes 103159

[2058] 15: Thank you for seeing me on short notice doc
28023 Current Rating: 28023 + 28671 = 56694 votesCurrent Rating: 28023 + 28671 = 56694 votes 28671

[2057] 11: Forgive me for being so nervous
27510 Current Rating: 27510 + 27294 = 54804 votesCurrent Rating: 27510 + 27294 = 54804 votes 27294

[2056] 8: Do you feel like popping in at the pub for a drink?
70966 Current Rating: 70966 + 72590 = 143556 votesCurrent Rating: 70966 + 72590 = 143556 votes 72590

[2055] 4: Everything looks good
137097 Current Rating: 137097 + 138007 = 275104 votesCurrent Rating: 137097 + 138007 = 275104 votes 138007

[2054] 1: Happy anniversary darling
134706 Current Rating: 134706 + 135493 = 270199 votesCurrent Rating: 134706 + 135493 = 270199 votes 135493


Oct 2022
[2053] 28: You re back early ...
104427 Current Rating: 104427 + 104272 = 208699 votesCurrent Rating: 104427 + 104272 = 208699 votes 104272

[2052] 26: I ll have a double cheese burger
57880 Current Rating: 57880 + 55661 = 113541 votesCurrent Rating: 57880 + 55661 = 113541 votes 55661

[2051] 21: What s on Discovery today?
123513 Current Rating: 123513 + 123487 = 247000 votesCurrent Rating: 123513 + 123487 = 247000 votes 123487

[2050] 18: Your phone beeped
104985 Current Rating: 104985 + 105360 = 210345 votesCurrent Rating: 104985 + 105360 = 210345 votes 105360

[2049] 7: This stupid computer has frozen again!
171494 Current Rating: 171494 + 109455 = 280949 votesCurrent Rating: 171494 + 109455 = 280949 votes 109455

[2048] 4: So have these power-cuts affected your business too?
88231 Current Rating: 88231 + 87749 = 175980 votesCurrent Rating: 88231 + 87749 = 175980 votes 87749


Sep 2022
[2047] 27: Welcome back, how was the flight?
53274 Current Rating: 53274 + 53434 = 106708 votesCurrent Rating: 53274 + 53434 = 106708 votes 53434

[2046] 23: It's been a while
121989 Current Rating: 121989 + 121334 = 243323 votesCurrent Rating: 121989 + 121334 = 243323 votes 121334

[2045] 20: I announced the date and time of my wife s funeral
85599 Current Rating: 85599 + 86317 = 171916 votesCurrent Rating: 85599 + 86317 = 171916 votes 86317

[2044] 16: Sorry I m late
54583 Current Rating: 54583 + 55679 = 110262 votesCurrent Rating: 54583 + 55679 = 110262 votes 55679

[2043] 13: You have multiple fractures
14354 Current Rating: 14354 + 14082 = 28436 votesCurrent Rating: 14354 + 14082 = 28436 votes 14082

[2042] 9: So woke-ness has reached religion too
35621 Current Rating: 35621 + 35140 = 70761 votesCurrent Rating: 35621 + 35140 = 70761 votes 35140

[2041] 6: Sure you can take me on a date
115755 Current Rating: 115755 + 116680 = 232435 votesCurrent Rating: 115755 + 116680 = 232435 votes 116680

[2040] 2: I ll have another beer please
127597 Current Rating: 127597 + 127092 = 254689 votesCurrent Rating: 127597 + 127092 = 254689 votes 127092


Aug 2022
[2038] 30: Do you want to hear a disturbing statistic?
96424 Current Rating: 96424 + 96478 = 192902 votesCurrent Rating: 96424 + 96478 = 192902 votes 96478

[2037] 26: Doc, is masturbation wrong?
70889 Current Rating: 70889 + 70998 = 141887 votesCurrent Rating: 70889 + 70998 = 141887 votes 70998

[2036] 23: I m getting old for sure
130892 Current Rating: 130892 + 130994 = 261886 votesCurrent Rating: 130892 + 130994 = 261886 votes 130994

[2035] 16: So Warner Brothers has now also caved to the woke mob
57664 Current Rating: 57664 + 57646 = 115310 votesCurrent Rating: 57664 + 57646 = 115310 votes 57646

[2034] 12: I don t understand this whole woke
130072 Current Rating: 130072 + 125454 = 255526 votesCurrent Rating: 130072 + 125454 = 255526 votes 125454

[2033] 9: I couldn t get it up for a girl
37072 Current Rating: 37072 + 37049 = 74121 votesCurrent Rating: 37072 + 37049 = 74121 votes 37049

[2032] 5: Isn t that your ex-wife crossing the road
164872 Current Rating: 164872 + 165116 = 329988 votesCurrent Rating: 164872 + 165116 = 329988 votes 165116

[2031] 2: Anything interesting in the news tonight?
349195 Current Rating: 349195 + 122049 = 471244 votesCurrent Rating: 349195 + 122049 = 471244 votes 122049


Jul 2022
[2030] 26: Water again?
94367 Current Rating: 94367 + 95866 = 190233 votesCurrent Rating: 94367 + 95866 = 190233 votes 95866

[2029] 22: Give me all the money and jewellery in the house!
143294 Current Rating: 143294 + 142623 = 285917 votesCurrent Rating: 143294 + 142623 = 285917 votes 142623

[2028] 19: Your crop is looking pretty good this season
18690 Current Rating: 18690 + 18074 = 36764 votesCurrent Rating: 18690 + 18074 = 36764 votes 18074

[2027] 15: I can t believe how much it costs to fill up now
139789 Current Rating: 139789 + 139472 = 279261 votesCurrent Rating: 139789 + 139472 = 279261 votes 139472

[2026] 12: Your brother is uninvited to the wedding
53934 Current Rating: 53934 + 53505 = 107439 votesCurrent Rating: 53934 + 53505 = 107439 votes 53505

[2025] 8: Thank you for inviting us over for dinner
69676 Current Rating: 69676 + 69626 = 139302 votesCurrent Rating: 69676 + 69626 = 139302 votes 69626

[2024] 5: Wakey wakey!
133080 Current Rating: 133080 + 132467 = 265547 votesCurrent Rating: 133080 + 132467 = 265547 votes 132467

[2023] 1: I saw an article saying that they re considering
26959 Current Rating: 26959 + 21678 = 48637 votesCurrent Rating: 26959 + 21678 = 48637 votes 21678


Jun 2022
[2022] 28: My wife told me to find my own way home
119401 Current Rating: 119401 + 119631 = 239032 votesCurrent Rating: 119401 + 119631 = 239032 votes 119631

[2021] 24: Your annual checkup is looking pretty good
116464 Current Rating: 116464 + 114224 = 230688 votesCurrent Rating: 116464 + 114224 = 230688 votes 114224

[2020] 21: I love these classic car shows
310862 Current Rating: 310862 + 354196 = 665058 votesCurrent Rating: 310862 + 354196 = 665058 votes 354196

[2019] 17: You re watching Animal Planet again
227964 Current Rating: 227964 + 94609 = 322573 votesCurrent Rating: 227964 + 94609 = 322573 votes 94609

[2018] 14: My wife and I decided to spice things up a bit
65126 Current Rating: 65126 + 64869 = 129995 votesCurrent Rating: 65126 + 64869 = 129995 votes 64869

[2017] 10: I met a girl at the pub
65466 Current Rating: 65466 + 65080 = 130546 votesCurrent Rating: 65466 + 65080 = 130546 votes 65080

[2016] 7: It s our twentieth anniversary tomorrow
139660 Current Rating: 139660 + 140368 = 280028 votesCurrent Rating: 139660 + 140368 = 280028 votes 140368

[2015] 3: Give me my usual but make it a double please
18151 Current Rating: 18151 + 23711 = 41862 votesCurrent Rating: 18151 + 23711 = 41862 votes 23711


May 2022
[2014] 31: Since working from home during COVID
123275 Current Rating: 123275 + 122789 = 246064 votesCurrent Rating: 123275 + 122789 = 246064 votes 122789

[2013] 27: I need your advice
49162 Current Rating: 49162 + 48850 = 98012 votesCurrent Rating: 49162 + 48850 = 98012 votes 48850

[2012] 24: You look ponderous
35451 Current Rating: 35451 + 34525 = 69976 votesCurrent Rating: 35451 + 34525 = 69976 votes 34525

[2011] 20: You never seem to have a shortage of men
31828 Current Rating: 31828 + 32588 = 64416 votesCurrent Rating: 31828 + 32588 = 64416 votes 32588

[2010] 17: Can I have a cappuccino please?
71277 Current Rating: 71277 + 69533 = 140810 votesCurrent Rating: 71277 + 69533 = 140810 votes 69533

[2009] 13: I really don t understand women
92584 Current Rating: 92584 + 93008 = 185592 votesCurrent Rating: 92584 + 93008 = 185592 votes 93008

[2008] 10: As this is our first session
168653 Current Rating: 168653 + 168494 = 337147 votesCurrent Rating: 168653 + 168494 = 337147 votes 168494

[2007] 6: The company email about preferred pronouns
168056 Current Rating: 168056 + 161357 = 329413 votesCurrent Rating: 168056 + 161357 = 329413 votes 161357

[2006] 3: I m surprised you're here
270651 Current Rating: 270651 + 297396 = 568047 votesCurrent Rating: 270651 + 297396 = 568047 votes 297396


Apr 2022
[2005] 29: When two vegans get in an argument
80120 Current Rating: 80120 + 80978 = 161098 votesCurrent Rating: 80120 + 80978 = 161098 votes 80978

[2004] 26: It s disgusting the way you make fun of everyone
64397 Current Rating: 64397 + 66165 = 130562 votesCurrent Rating: 64397 + 66165 = 130562 votes 66165

[2003] 24: I heard how good VR porn is supposed to be ...
124268 Current Rating: 124268 + 123574 = 247842 votesCurrent Rating: 124268 + 123574 = 247842 votes 123574

[2002] 19: When you get angry speaking to someone
150133 Current Rating: 150133 + 147330 = 297463 votesCurrent Rating: 150133 + 147330 = 297463 votes 147330

[2001] 12: You look depressed, what s upsetting you?
162569 Current Rating: 162569 + 137280 = 299849 votesCurrent Rating: 162569 + 137280 = 299849 votes 137280

[2000] 8: It seems that Spring is here already
102544 Current Rating: 102544 + 102447 = 204991 votesCurrent Rating: 102544 + 102447 = 204991 votes 102447

[1999] 5: The price of petrol is insane these days
152935 Current Rating: 152935 + 153094 = 306029 votesCurrent Rating: 152935 + 153094 = 306029 votes 153094

[1998] 1: It s wonderful to be able to do lunch again
146770 Current Rating: 146770 + 146438 = 293208 votesCurrent Rating: 146770 + 146438 = 293208 votes 146438


Mar 2022
[1997] 29: Is he gone?
104066 Current Rating: 104066 + 103735 = 207801 votesCurrent Rating: 104066 + 103735 = 207801 votes 103735

[1996] 25: Tomorrow is your big day
69376 Current Rating: 69376 + 70203 = 139579 votesCurrent Rating: 69376 + 70203 = 139579 votes 70203

[1995] 22: Where have you been?
89214 Current Rating: 89214 + 88232 = 177446 votesCurrent Rating: 89214 + 88232 = 177446 votes 88232

[1994] 18: Apparently the obesity problem
129580 Current Rating: 129580 + 128536 = 258116 votesCurrent Rating: 129580 + 128536 = 258116 votes 128536

[1993] 15: Chess rules are so confusing
94471 Current Rating: 94471 + 94393 = 188864 votesCurrent Rating: 94471 + 94393 = 188864 votes 94393

[1992] 11: I really enjoy having sex
44678 Current Rating: 44678 + 29223 = 73901 votesCurrent Rating: 44678 + 29223 = 73901 votes 29223

[1991] 8: I ve decided to go ahead with the divorce
130734 Current Rating: 130734 + 125275 = 256009 votesCurrent Rating: 130734 + 125275 = 256009 votes 125275

[1990] 4: I saw you having an argument
97514 Current Rating: 97514 + 84616 = 182130 votesCurrent Rating: 97514 + 84616 = 182130 votes 84616

[1989] 1: This is Couples Therapy
21849 Current Rating: 21849 + 21461 = 43310 votesCurrent Rating: 21849 + 21461 = 43310 votes 21461


Feb 2022
[1988] 25: Good morning sir, can I see your passport
182807 Current Rating: 182807 + 182335 = 365142 votesCurrent Rating: 182807 + 182335 = 365142 votes 182335

[1987] 22: My wife and I can t agree on our holiday plans
86276 Current Rating: 86276 + 85691 = 171967 votesCurrent Rating: 86276 + 85691 = 171967 votes 85691

[1986] 18: Thank goodness this whole Valentine s day
586221 Current Rating: 586221 + 162233 = 748454 votesCurrent Rating: 586221 + 162233 = 748454 votes 162233

[1985] 15: So did you have a good Valentine s?
131608 Current Rating: 131608 + 130379 = 261987 votesCurrent Rating: 131608 + 130379 = 261987 votes 130379

[1984] 11: I ve had enough
101652 Current Rating: 101652 + 101242 = 202894 votesCurrent Rating: 101652 + 101242 = 202894 votes 101242

[1983] 8: Good morning ma am
269713 Current Rating: 269713 + 112669 = 382382 votesCurrent Rating: 269713 + 112669 = 382382 votes 112669

[1982] 4: Happy Anniversary
47581 Current Rating: 47581 + 47832 = 95413 votesCurrent Rating: 47581 + 47832 = 95413 votes 47832

[1981] 1: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!
89132 Current Rating: 89132 + 89412 = 178544 votesCurrent Rating: 89132 + 89412 = 178544 votes 89412


Jan 2022
[1980] 28: Welcome back, so how was your trip to Dubai?
120116 Current Rating: 120116 + 119510 = 239626 votesCurrent Rating: 120116 + 119510 = 239626 votes 119510

[1979] 25: With the economy in the toilet and no signs of improving
27586 Current Rating: 27586 + 26409 = 53995 votesCurrent Rating: 27586 + 26409 = 53995 votes 26409

[1978] 21: I m so glad they finally lifted the curfew
74618 Current Rating: 74618 + 74271 = 148889 votesCurrent Rating: 74618 + 74271 = 148889 votes 74271

[1977] 18: Take a few photos of me
52095 Current Rating: 52095 + 50314 = 102409 votesCurrent Rating: 52095 + 50314 = 102409 votes 50314

[1976] 14: Did you do anything special
161428 Current Rating: 161428 + 161460 = 322888 votesCurrent Rating: 161428 + 161460 = 322888 votes 161460

[1975] 11: I m glad to be back at work
188738 Current Rating: 188738 + 188566 = 377304 votesCurrent Rating: 188738 + 188566 = 377304 votes 188566






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