What are you so happy about? Well, you know I live by the railroad tracks ... On my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. Of course I rescued her and took her back to my place I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable! You lucky bastard. Was she pretty? I Don’t know, I never found the head