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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
28924 Current Rating: 28924 + 29832 = 58756 votesCurrent Rating: 28924 + 29832 = 58756 votes 29832

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
27838 Current Rating: 27838 + 27643 = 55481 votesCurrent Rating: 27838 + 27643 = 55481 votes 27643

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
13836 Current Rating: 13836 + 12684 = 26520 votesCurrent Rating: 13836 + 12684 = 26520 votes 12684

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
15925 Current Rating: 15925 + 15779 = 31704 votesCurrent Rating: 15925 + 15779 = 31704 votes 15779

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
13477 Current Rating: 13477 + 12531 = 26008 votesCurrent Rating: 13477 + 12531 = 26008 votes 12531

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
12410 Current Rating: 12410 + 11134 = 23544 votesCurrent Rating: 12410 + 11134 = 23544 votes 11134

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
13003 Current Rating: 13003 + 11465 = 24468 votesCurrent Rating: 13003 + 11465 = 24468 votes 11465

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
12463 Current Rating: 12463 + 10983 = 23446 votesCurrent Rating: 12463 + 10983 = 23446 votes 10983

[121] 7: What is it now?
14207 Current Rating: 14207 + 13194 = 27401 votesCurrent Rating: 14207 + 13194 = 27401 votes 13194

[120] 3: Come back to my place
13258 Current Rating: 13258 + 9999 = 23257 votesCurrent Rating: 13258 + 9999 = 23257 votes 9999

[119] 2: Morning
12426 Current Rating: 12426 + 9937 = 22363 votesCurrent Rating: 12426 + 9937 = 22363 votes 9937

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
12954 Current Rating: 12954 + 12602 = 25556 votesCurrent Rating: 12954 + 12602 = 25556 votes 12602


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
12238 Current Rating: 12238 + 9755 = 21993 votesCurrent Rating: 12238 + 9755 = 21993 votes 9755

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
13399 Current Rating: 13399 + 12189 = 25588 votesCurrent Rating: 13399 + 12189 = 25588 votes 12189

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
12418 Current Rating: 12418 + 10988 = 23406 votesCurrent Rating: 12418 + 10988 = 23406 votes 10988

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
25876 Current Rating: 25876 + 23307 = 49183 votesCurrent Rating: 25876 + 23307 = 49183 votes 23307

[113] 20: My friend over there
12142 Current Rating: 12142 + 10518 = 22660 votesCurrent Rating: 12142 + 10518 = 22660 votes 10518

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
11939 Current Rating: 11939 + 10590 = 22529 votesCurrent Rating: 11939 + 10590 = 22529 votes 10590

[111] 18: I like my job more
18532 Current Rating: 18532 + 15822 = 34354 votesCurrent Rating: 18532 + 15822 = 34354 votes 15822

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
26544 Current Rating: 26544 + 22151 = 48695 votesCurrent Rating: 26544 + 22151 = 48695 votes 22151

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
18358 Current Rating: 18358 + 13233 = 31591 votesCurrent Rating: 18358 + 13233 = 31591 votes 13233

[108] 13: When we get married
17880 Current Rating: 17880 + 15487 = 33367 votesCurrent Rating: 17880 + 15487 = 33367 votes 15487

[107] 12: A name for the baby
16818 Current Rating: 16818 + 10973 = 27791 votesCurrent Rating: 16818 + 10973 = 27791 votes 10973

[106] 11: Would you have married me
21935 Current Rating: 21935 + 20502 = 42437 votesCurrent Rating: 21935 + 20502 = 42437 votes 20502

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
11802 Current Rating: 11802 + 10556 = 22358 votesCurrent Rating: 11802 + 10556 = 22358 votes 10556

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
13435 Current Rating: 13435 + 12081 = 25516 votesCurrent Rating: 13435 + 12081 = 25516 votes 12081

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
13185 Current Rating: 13185 + 11767 = 24952 votesCurrent Rating: 13185 + 11767 = 24952 votes 11767

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
13858 Current Rating: 13858 + 12821 = 26679 votesCurrent Rating: 13858 + 12821 = 26679 votes 12821

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
13195 Current Rating: 13195 + 12253 = 25448 votesCurrent Rating: 13195 + 12253 = 25448 votes 12253

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
15675 Current Rating: 15675 + 16049 = 31724 votesCurrent Rating: 15675 + 16049 = 31724 votes 16049


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
11390 Current Rating: 11390 + 9901 = 21291 votesCurrent Rating: 11390 + 9901 = 21291 votes 9901

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
12653 Current Rating: 12653 + 11329 = 23982 votesCurrent Rating: 12653 + 11329 = 23982 votes 11329

[97] 28: You are getting fat
23827 Current Rating: 23827 + 22052 = 45879 votesCurrent Rating: 23827 + 22052 = 45879 votes 22052

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
11611 Current Rating: 11611 + 10074 = 21685 votesCurrent Rating: 11611 + 10074 = 21685 votes 10074

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
15435 Current Rating: 15435 + 14601 = 30036 votesCurrent Rating: 15435 + 14601 = 30036 votes 14601

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
11404 Current Rating: 11404 + 10030 = 21434 votesCurrent Rating: 11404 + 10030 = 21434 votes 10030

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
28165 Current Rating: 28165 + 27599 = 55764 votesCurrent Rating: 28165 + 27599 = 55764 votes 27599

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
12419 Current Rating: 12419 + 11299 = 23718 votesCurrent Rating: 12419 + 11299 = 23718 votes 11299

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
14395 Current Rating: 14395 + 12842 = 27237 votesCurrent Rating: 14395 + 12842 = 27237 votes 12842

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
12392 Current Rating: 12392 + 11119 = 23511 votesCurrent Rating: 12392 + 11119 = 23511 votes 11119

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
13760 Current Rating: 13760 + 12790 = 26550 votesCurrent Rating: 13760 + 12790 = 26550 votes 12790

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
11980 Current Rating: 11980 + 10509 = 22489 votesCurrent Rating: 11980 + 10509 = 22489 votes 10509

[87] 14: What are you doing?
12335 Current Rating: 12335 + 10565 = 22900 votesCurrent Rating: 12335 + 10565 = 22900 votes 10565

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
14519 Current Rating: 14519 + 13616 = 28135 votesCurrent Rating: 14519 + 13616 = 28135 votes 13616

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
12823 Current Rating: 12823 + 11530 = 24353 votesCurrent Rating: 12823 + 11530 = 24353 votes 11530

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
13274 Current Rating: 13274 + 11396 = 24670 votesCurrent Rating: 13274 + 11396 = 24670 votes 11396

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
13499 Current Rating: 13499 + 10699 = 24198 votesCurrent Rating: 13499 + 10699 = 24198 votes 10699

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
16230 Current Rating: 16230 + 14870 = 31100 votesCurrent Rating: 16230 + 14870 = 31100 votes 14870

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
13052 Current Rating: 13052 + 11316 = 24368 votesCurrent Rating: 13052 + 11316 = 24368 votes 11316

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
13821 Current Rating: 13821 + 11937 = 25758 votesCurrent Rating: 13821 + 11937 = 25758 votes 11937

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
15585 Current Rating: 15585 + 13650 = 29235 votesCurrent Rating: 15585 + 13650 = 29235 votes 13650

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
17099 Current Rating: 17099 + 15511 = 32610 votesCurrent Rating: 17099 + 15511 = 32610 votes 15511


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
17090 Current Rating: 17090 + 16736 = 33826 votesCurrent Rating: 17090 + 16736 = 33826 votes 16736

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
19096 Current Rating: 19096 + 17290 = 36386 votesCurrent Rating: 19096 + 17290 = 36386 votes 17290

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
12899 Current Rating: 12899 + 11051 = 23950 votesCurrent Rating: 12899 + 11051 = 23950 votes 11051

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
16263 Current Rating: 16263 + 15573 = 31836 votesCurrent Rating: 16263 + 15573 = 31836 votes 15573

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
29597 Current Rating: 29597 + 27674 = 57271 votesCurrent Rating: 29597 + 27674 = 57271 votes 27674

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
14349 Current Rating: 14349 + 12788 = 27137 votesCurrent Rating: 14349 + 12788 = 27137 votes 12788

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
13690 Current Rating: 13690 + 12088 = 25778 votesCurrent Rating: 13690 + 12088 = 25778 votes 12088

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
13885 Current Rating: 13885 + 12983 = 26868 votesCurrent Rating: 13885 + 12983 = 26868 votes 12983

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
12982 Current Rating: 12982 + 11854 = 24836 votesCurrent Rating: 12982 + 11854 = 24836 votes 11854

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
14774 Current Rating: 14774 + 17328 = 32102 votesCurrent Rating: 14774 + 17328 = 32102 votes 17328

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
17718 Current Rating: 17718 + 16937 = 34655 votesCurrent Rating: 17718 + 16937 = 34655 votes 16937

[66] 14: I came home early ...
12677 Current Rating: 12677 + 11298 = 23975 votesCurrent Rating: 12677 + 11298 = 23975 votes 11298

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
11725 Current Rating: 11725 + 10434 = 22159 votesCurrent Rating: 11725 + 10434 = 22159 votes 10434

[64] 10: I’m horny
21278 Current Rating: 21278 + 20666 = 41944 votesCurrent Rating: 21278 + 20666 = 41944 votes 20666

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
20788 Current Rating: 20788 + 21410 = 42198 votesCurrent Rating: 20788 + 21410 = 42198 votes 21410

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
12748 Current Rating: 12748 + 10911 = 23659 votesCurrent Rating: 12748 + 10911 = 23659 votes 10911

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
14100 Current Rating: 14100 + 12651 = 26751 votesCurrent Rating: 14100 + 12651 = 26751 votes 12651

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
11620 Current Rating: 11620 + 9792 = 21412 votesCurrent Rating: 11620 + 9792 = 21412 votes 9792


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
11159 Current Rating: 11159 + 9883 = 21042 votesCurrent Rating: 11159 + 9883 = 21042 votes 9883

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
14103 Current Rating: 14103 + 12874 = 26977 votesCurrent Rating: 14103 + 12874 = 26977 votes 12874

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
16771 Current Rating: 16771 + 16518 = 33289 votesCurrent Rating: 16771 + 16518 = 33289 votes 16518

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
14559 Current Rating: 14559 + 13277 = 27836 votesCurrent Rating: 14559 + 13277 = 27836 votes 13277

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
16175 Current Rating: 16175 + 15747 = 31922 votesCurrent Rating: 16175 + 15747 = 31922 votes 15747

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
12630 Current Rating: 12630 + 14567 = 27197 votesCurrent Rating: 12630 + 14567 = 27197 votes 14567

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
12570 Current Rating: 12570 + 10562 = 23132 votesCurrent Rating: 12570 + 10562 = 23132 votes 10562

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
10575 Current Rating: 10575 + 8905 = 19480 votesCurrent Rating: 10575 + 8905 = 19480 votes 8905

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
13109 Current Rating: 13109 + 11853 = 24962 votesCurrent Rating: 13109 + 11853 = 24962 votes 11853

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
13125 Current Rating: 13125 + 11976 = 25101 votesCurrent Rating: 13125 + 11976 = 25101 votes 11976

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
24986 Current Rating: 24986 + 23117 = 48103 votesCurrent Rating: 24986 + 23117 = 48103 votes 23117

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
13483 Current Rating: 13483 + 11827 = 25310 votesCurrent Rating: 13483 + 11827 = 25310 votes 11827

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
16207 Current Rating: 16207 + 15685 = 31892 votesCurrent Rating: 16207 + 15685 = 31892 votes 15685

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
11737 Current Rating: 11737 + 9961 = 21698 votesCurrent Rating: 11737 + 9961 = 21698 votes 9961

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
14187 Current Rating: 14187 + 13214 = 27401 votesCurrent Rating: 14187 + 13214 = 27401 votes 13214

[44] 7: What those men said ...
15044 Current Rating: 15044 + 14267 = 29311 votesCurrent Rating: 15044 + 14267 = 29311 votes 14267

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
12506 Current Rating: 12506 + 13511 = 26017 votesCurrent Rating: 12506 + 13511 = 26017 votes 13511

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
13193 Current Rating: 13193 + 11537 = 24730 votesCurrent Rating: 13193 + 11537 = 24730 votes 11537

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
75455 Current Rating: 75455 + 80778 = 156233 votesCurrent Rating: 75455 + 80778 = 156233 votes 80778

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
19251 Current Rating: 19251 + 29007 = 48258 votesCurrent Rating: 19251 + 29007 = 48258 votes 29007


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
25909 Current Rating: 25909 + 27089 = 52998 votesCurrent Rating: 25909 + 27089 = 52998 votes 27089

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
13523 Current Rating: 13523 + 10563 = 24086 votesCurrent Rating: 13523 + 10563 = 24086 votes 10563

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
14050 Current Rating: 14050 + 13195 = 27245 votesCurrent Rating: 14050 + 13195 = 27245 votes 13195

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
13238 Current Rating: 13238 + 14995 = 28233 votesCurrent Rating: 13238 + 14995 = 28233 votes 14995

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
13842 Current Rating: 13842 + 14381 = 28223 votesCurrent Rating: 13842 + 14381 = 28223 votes 14381

[34] 24: If I die ...
11390 Current Rating: 11390 + 10101 = 21491 votesCurrent Rating: 11390 + 10101 = 21491 votes 10101

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
15173 Current Rating: 15173 + 14188 = 29361 votesCurrent Rating: 15173 + 14188 = 29361 votes 14188

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
17271 Current Rating: 17271 + 17714 = 34985 votesCurrent Rating: 17271 + 17714 = 34985 votes 17714

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
14491 Current Rating: 14491 + 14537 = 29028 votesCurrent Rating: 14491 + 14537 = 29028 votes 14537

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
12699 Current Rating: 12699 + 12191 = 24890 votesCurrent Rating: 12699 + 12191 = 24890 votes 12191

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
13655 Current Rating: 13655 + 12622 = 26277 votesCurrent Rating: 13655 + 12622 = 26277 votes 12622

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
13446 Current Rating: 13446 + 12413 = 25859 votesCurrent Rating: 13446 + 12413 = 25859 votes 12413

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
25520 Current Rating: 25520 + 25970 = 51490 votesCurrent Rating: 25520 + 25970 = 51490 votes 25970

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
17960 Current Rating: 17960 + 16555 = 34515 votesCurrent Rating: 17960 + 16555 = 34515 votes 16555

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
12563 Current Rating: 12563 + 10950 = 23513 votesCurrent Rating: 12563 + 10950 = 23513 votes 10950

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
15052 Current Rating: 15052 + 15018 = 30070 votesCurrent Rating: 15052 + 15018 = 30070 votes 15018

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
12923 Current Rating: 12923 + 12110 = 25033 votesCurrent Rating: 12923 + 12110 = 25033 votes 12110

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
14639 Current Rating: 14639 + 14488 = 29127 votesCurrent Rating: 14639 + 14488 = 29127 votes 14488

[21] 6: After your bath ...
18222 Current Rating: 18222 + 18554 = 36776 votesCurrent Rating: 18222 + 18554 = 36776 votes 18554

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
13973 Current Rating: 13973 + 13558 = 27531 votesCurrent Rating: 13973 + 13558 = 27531 votes 13558

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
15910 Current Rating: 15910 + 17674 = 33584 votesCurrent Rating: 15910 + 17674 = 33584 votes 17674


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
11091 Current Rating: 11091 + 9661 = 20752 votesCurrent Rating: 11091 + 9661 = 20752 votes 9661

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
15173 Current Rating: 15173 + 14423 = 29596 votesCurrent Rating: 15173 + 14423 = 29596 votes 14423

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
11932 Current Rating: 11932 + 11341 = 23273 votesCurrent Rating: 11932 + 11341 = 23273 votes 11341

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
14776 Current Rating: 14776 + 14350 = 29126 votesCurrent Rating: 14776 + 14350 = 29126 votes 14350

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
16396 Current Rating: 16396 + 15898 = 32294 votesCurrent Rating: 16396 + 15898 = 32294 votes 15898

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
100221 Current Rating: 100221 + 111810 = 212031 votesCurrent Rating: 100221 + 111810 = 212031 votes 111810

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
15885 Current Rating: 15885 + 15845 = 31730 votesCurrent Rating: 15885 + 15845 = 31730 votes 15845

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
19544 Current Rating: 19544 + 19948 = 39492 votesCurrent Rating: 19544 + 19948 = 39492 votes 19948

[10] 18: What would happen ...
14117 Current Rating: 14117 + 13217 = 27334 votesCurrent Rating: 14117 + 13217 = 27334 votes 13217

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
18316 Current Rating: 18316 + 20118 = 38434 votesCurrent Rating: 18316 + 20118 = 38434 votes 20118

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
13931 Current Rating: 13931 + 12602 = 26533 votesCurrent Rating: 13931 + 12602 = 26533 votes 12602

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
13548 Current Rating: 13548 + 12062 = 25610 votesCurrent Rating: 13548 + 12062 = 25610 votes 12062

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
19563 Current Rating: 19563 + 20556 = 40119 votesCurrent Rating: 19563 + 20556 = 40119 votes 20556

[5] 9: I have great news ...
12097 Current Rating: 12097 + 10704 = 22801 votesCurrent Rating: 12097 + 10704 = 22801 votes 10704

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
16580 Current Rating: 16580 + 17854 = 34434 votesCurrent Rating: 16580 + 17854 = 34434 votes 17854

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
18731 Current Rating: 18731 + 18080 = 36811 votesCurrent Rating: 18731 + 18080 = 36811 votes 18080

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
70826 Current Rating: 70826 + 73028 = 143854 votesCurrent Rating: 70826 + 73028 = 143854 votes 73028

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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