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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
79174 Current Rating: 79174 + 79687 = 158861 votesCurrent Rating: 79174 + 79687 = 158861 votes 79687

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
74245 Current Rating: 74245 + 74149 = 148394 votesCurrent Rating: 74245 + 74149 = 148394 votes 74149

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
59741 Current Rating: 59741 + 56385 = 116126 votesCurrent Rating: 59741 + 56385 = 116126 votes 56385

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
90674 Current Rating: 90674 + 90829 = 181503 votesCurrent Rating: 90674 + 90829 = 181503 votes 90829

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
36823 Current Rating: 36823 + 35999 = 72822 votesCurrent Rating: 36823 + 35999 = 72822 votes 35999

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
29143 Current Rating: 29143 + 27894 = 57037 votesCurrent Rating: 29143 + 27894 = 57037 votes 27894

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
35467 Current Rating: 35467 + 33817 = 69284 votesCurrent Rating: 35467 + 33817 = 69284 votes 33817

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
60637 Current Rating: 60637 + 59545 = 120182 votesCurrent Rating: 60637 + 59545 = 120182 votes 59545

[121] 7: What is it now?
55115 Current Rating: 55115 + 47388 = 102503 votesCurrent Rating: 55115 + 47388 = 102503 votes 47388

[120] 3: Come back to my place
25493 Current Rating: 25493 + 22016 = 47509 votesCurrent Rating: 25493 + 22016 = 47509 votes 22016

[119] 2: Morning
39191 Current Rating: 39191 + 36478 = 75669 votesCurrent Rating: 39191 + 36478 = 75669 votes 36478

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
16437 Current Rating: 16437 + 15874 = 32311 votesCurrent Rating: 16437 + 15874 = 32311 votes 15874


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
19307 Current Rating: 19307 + 16661 = 35968 votesCurrent Rating: 19307 + 16661 = 35968 votes 16661

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
54143 Current Rating: 54143 + 52719 = 106862 votesCurrent Rating: 54143 + 52719 = 106862 votes 52719

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
18971 Current Rating: 18971 + 17640 = 36611 votesCurrent Rating: 18971 + 17640 = 36611 votes 17640

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
82558 Current Rating: 82558 + 79683 = 162241 votesCurrent Rating: 82558 + 79683 = 162241 votes 79683

[113] 20: My friend over there
35342 Current Rating: 35342 + 33648 = 68990 votesCurrent Rating: 35342 + 33648 = 68990 votes 33648

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
64098 Current Rating: 64098 + 62696 = 126794 votesCurrent Rating: 64098 + 62696 = 126794 votes 62696

[111] 18: I like my job more
79277 Current Rating: 79277 + 76503 = 155780 votesCurrent Rating: 79277 + 76503 = 155780 votes 76503

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
38386 Current Rating: 38386 + 33774 = 72160 votesCurrent Rating: 38386 + 33774 = 72160 votes 33774

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
50408 Current Rating: 50408 + 44849 = 95257 votesCurrent Rating: 50408 + 44849 = 95257 votes 44849

[108] 13: When we get married
74476 Current Rating: 74476 + 72430 = 146906 votesCurrent Rating: 74476 + 72430 = 146906 votes 72430

[107] 12: A name for the baby
35087 Current Rating: 35087 + 28966 = 64053 votesCurrent Rating: 35087 + 28966 = 64053 votes 28966

[106] 11: Would you have married me
86888 Current Rating: 86888 + 85626 = 172514 votesCurrent Rating: 86888 + 85626 = 172514 votes 85626

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
43809 Current Rating: 43809 + 42086 = 85895 votesCurrent Rating: 43809 + 42086 = 85895 votes 42086

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
41365 Current Rating: 41365 + 40147 = 81512 votesCurrent Rating: 41365 + 40147 = 81512 votes 40147

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
34442 Current Rating: 34442 + 33147 = 67589 votesCurrent Rating: 34442 + 33147 = 67589 votes 33147

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
85370 Current Rating: 85370 + 84022 = 169392 votesCurrent Rating: 85370 + 84022 = 169392 votes 84022

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
61961 Current Rating: 61961 + 60494 = 122455 votesCurrent Rating: 61961 + 60494 = 122455 votes 60494

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
63989 Current Rating: 63989 + 64419 = 128408 votesCurrent Rating: 63989 + 64419 = 128408 votes 64419


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
33147 Current Rating: 33147 + 31618 = 64765 votesCurrent Rating: 33147 + 31618 = 64765 votes 31618

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
81898 Current Rating: 81898 + 78074 = 159972 votesCurrent Rating: 81898 + 78074 = 159972 votes 78074

[97] 28: You are getting fat
49602 Current Rating: 49602 + 47049 = 96651 votesCurrent Rating: 49602 + 47049 = 96651 votes 47049

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
59404 Current Rating: 59404 + 57352 = 116756 votesCurrent Rating: 59404 + 57352 = 116756 votes 57352

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
27463 Current Rating: 27463 + 26501 = 53964 votesCurrent Rating: 27463 + 26501 = 53964 votes 26501

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
31359 Current Rating: 31359 + 29818 = 61177 votesCurrent Rating: 31359 + 29818 = 61177 votes 29818

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
85711 Current Rating: 85711 + 84722 = 170433 votesCurrent Rating: 85711 + 84722 = 170433 votes 84722

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
35774 Current Rating: 35774 + 29440 = 65214 votesCurrent Rating: 35774 + 29440 = 65214 votes 29440

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
43985 Current Rating: 43985 + 41801 = 85786 votesCurrent Rating: 43985 + 41801 = 85786 votes 41801

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
72891 Current Rating: 72891 + 70475 = 143366 votesCurrent Rating: 72891 + 70475 = 143366 votes 70475

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
68384 Current Rating: 68384 + 67191 = 135575 votesCurrent Rating: 68384 + 67191 = 135575 votes 67191

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
52424 Current Rating: 52424 + 49823 = 102247 votesCurrent Rating: 52424 + 49823 = 102247 votes 49823

[87] 14: What are you doing?
90280 Current Rating: 90280 + 88652 = 178932 votesCurrent Rating: 90280 + 88652 = 178932 votes 88652

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
56256 Current Rating: 56256 + 55142 = 111398 votesCurrent Rating: 56256 + 55142 = 111398 votes 55142

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
54412 Current Rating: 54412 + 52574 = 106986 votesCurrent Rating: 54412 + 52574 = 106986 votes 52574

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
73345 Current Rating: 73345 + 71527 = 144872 votesCurrent Rating: 73345 + 71527 = 144872 votes 71527

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
45610 Current Rating: 45610 + 43140 = 88750 votesCurrent Rating: 45610 + 43140 = 88750 votes 43140

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
112455 Current Rating: 112455 + 110888 = 223343 votesCurrent Rating: 112455 + 110888 = 223343 votes 110888

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
79372 Current Rating: 79372 + 77518 = 156890 votesCurrent Rating: 79372 + 77518 = 156890 votes 77518

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
51011 Current Rating: 51011 + 47929 = 98940 votesCurrent Rating: 51011 + 47929 = 98940 votes 47929

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
73010 Current Rating: 73010 + 70425 = 143435 votesCurrent Rating: 73010 + 70425 = 143435 votes 70425

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
78677 Current Rating: 78677 + 77050 = 155727 votesCurrent Rating: 78677 + 77050 = 155727 votes 77050


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
59399 Current Rating: 59399 + 48608 = 108007 votesCurrent Rating: 59399 + 48608 = 108007 votes 48608

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
40941 Current Rating: 40941 + 39212 = 80153 votesCurrent Rating: 40941 + 39212 = 80153 votes 39212

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
76676 Current Rating: 76676 + 75017 = 151693 votesCurrent Rating: 76676 + 75017 = 151693 votes 75017

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
83345 Current Rating: 83345 + 82696 = 166041 votesCurrent Rating: 83345 + 82696 = 166041 votes 82696

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
85686 Current Rating: 85686 + 83815 = 169501 votesCurrent Rating: 85686 + 83815 = 169501 votes 83815

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
66487 Current Rating: 66487 + 64793 = 131280 votesCurrent Rating: 66487 + 64793 = 131280 votes 64793

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
61834 Current Rating: 61834 + 59589 = 121423 votesCurrent Rating: 61834 + 59589 = 121423 votes 59589

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
63239 Current Rating: 63239 + 62377 = 125616 votesCurrent Rating: 63239 + 62377 = 125616 votes 62377

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
38221 Current Rating: 38221 + 36988 = 75209 votesCurrent Rating: 38221 + 36988 = 75209 votes 36988

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
113967 Current Rating: 113967 + 116898 = 230865 votesCurrent Rating: 113967 + 116898 = 230865 votes 116898

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
43865 Current Rating: 43865 + 40027 = 83892 votesCurrent Rating: 43865 + 40027 = 83892 votes 40027

[66] 14: I came home early ...
20566 Current Rating: 20566 + 19112 = 39678 votesCurrent Rating: 20566 + 19112 = 39678 votes 19112

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
21642 Current Rating: 21642 + 20361 = 42003 votesCurrent Rating: 21642 + 20361 = 42003 votes 20361

[64] 10: I’m horny
84915 Current Rating: 84915 + 84145 = 169060 votesCurrent Rating: 84915 + 84145 = 169060 votes 84145

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
80295 Current Rating: 80295 + 80633 = 160928 votesCurrent Rating: 80295 + 80633 = 160928 votes 80633

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
47999 Current Rating: 47999 + 46049 = 94048 votesCurrent Rating: 47999 + 46049 = 94048 votes 46049

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
54046 Current Rating: 54046 + 52408 = 106454 votesCurrent Rating: 54046 + 52408 = 106454 votes 52408

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
38600 Current Rating: 38600 + 36521 = 75121 votesCurrent Rating: 38600 + 36521 = 75121 votes 36521


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
52558 Current Rating: 52558 + 51362 = 103920 votesCurrent Rating: 52558 + 51362 = 103920 votes 51362

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
37582 Current Rating: 37582 + 36255 = 73837 votesCurrent Rating: 37582 + 36255 = 73837 votes 36255

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
106011 Current Rating: 106011 + 105329 = 211340 votesCurrent Rating: 106011 + 105329 = 211340 votes 105329

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
80459 Current Rating: 80459 + 79124 = 159583 votesCurrent Rating: 80459 + 79124 = 159583 votes 79124

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
96098 Current Rating: 96098 + 95380 = 191478 votesCurrent Rating: 96098 + 95380 = 191478 votes 95380

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
20840 Current Rating: 20840 + 22919 = 43759 votesCurrent Rating: 20840 + 22919 = 43759 votes 22919

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
92182 Current Rating: 92182 + 89808 = 181990 votesCurrent Rating: 92182 + 89808 = 181990 votes 89808

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
17513 Current Rating: 17513 + 15745 = 33258 votesCurrent Rating: 17513 + 15745 = 33258 votes 15745

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
32175 Current Rating: 32175 + 30764 = 62939 votesCurrent Rating: 32175 + 30764 = 62939 votes 30764

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
44164 Current Rating: 44164 + 42620 = 86784 votesCurrent Rating: 44164 + 42620 = 86784 votes 42620

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
36466 Current Rating: 36466 + 34561 = 71027 votesCurrent Rating: 36466 + 34561 = 71027 votes 34561

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
36343 Current Rating: 36343 + 34446 = 70789 votesCurrent Rating: 36343 + 34446 = 70789 votes 34446

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
86910 Current Rating: 86910 + 86271 = 173181 votesCurrent Rating: 86910 + 86271 = 173181 votes 86271

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
27356 Current Rating: 27356 + 25312 = 52668 votesCurrent Rating: 27356 + 25312 = 52668 votes 25312

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
51691 Current Rating: 51691 + 50793 = 102484 votesCurrent Rating: 51691 + 50793 = 102484 votes 50793

[44] 7: What those men said ...
23678 Current Rating: 23678 + 22894 = 46572 votesCurrent Rating: 23678 + 22894 = 46572 votes 22894

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
13426 Current Rating: 13426 + 14391 = 27817 votesCurrent Rating: 13426 + 14391 = 27817 votes 14391

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
39431 Current Rating: 39431 + 37808 = 77239 votesCurrent Rating: 39431 + 37808 = 77239 votes 37808

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
173058 Current Rating: 173058 + 177735 = 350793 votesCurrent Rating: 173058 + 177735 = 350793 votes 177735

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
140518 Current Rating: 140518 + 151054 = 291572 votesCurrent Rating: 140518 + 151054 = 291572 votes 151054


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
84350 Current Rating: 84350 + 85402 = 169752 votesCurrent Rating: 84350 + 85402 = 169752 votes 85402

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
40895 Current Rating: 40895 + 37622 = 78517 votesCurrent Rating: 40895 + 37622 = 78517 votes 37622

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
87255 Current Rating: 87255 + 86677 = 173932 votesCurrent Rating: 87255 + 86677 = 173932 votes 86677

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
74179 Current Rating: 74179 + 73088 = 147267 votesCurrent Rating: 74179 + 73088 = 147267 votes 73088

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
57577 Current Rating: 57577 + 57633 = 115210 votesCurrent Rating: 57577 + 57633 = 115210 votes 57633

[34] 24: If I die ...
54011 Current Rating: 54011 + 52824 = 106835 votesCurrent Rating: 54011 + 52824 = 106835 votes 52824

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
94605 Current Rating: 94605 + 93536 = 188141 votesCurrent Rating: 94605 + 93536 = 188141 votes 93536

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
49457 Current Rating: 49457 + 49709 = 99166 votesCurrent Rating: 49457 + 49709 = 99166 votes 49709

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
55288 Current Rating: 55288 + 52624 = 107912 votesCurrent Rating: 55288 + 52624 = 107912 votes 52624

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
21970 Current Rating: 21970 + 21296 = 43266 votesCurrent Rating: 21970 + 21296 = 43266 votes 21296

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
45249 Current Rating: 45249 + 43635 = 88884 votesCurrent Rating: 45249 + 43635 = 88884 votes 43635

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
51866 Current Rating: 51866 + 50343 = 102209 votesCurrent Rating: 51866 + 50343 = 102209 votes 50343

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
69526 Current Rating: 69526 + 69680 = 139206 votesCurrent Rating: 69526 + 69680 = 139206 votes 69680

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
142765 Current Rating: 142765 + 141808 = 284573 votesCurrent Rating: 142765 + 141808 = 284573 votes 141808

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
40549 Current Rating: 40549 + 38449 = 78998 votesCurrent Rating: 40549 + 38449 = 78998 votes 38449

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
82581 Current Rating: 82581 + 81991 = 164572 votesCurrent Rating: 82581 + 81991 = 164572 votes 81991

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
89916 Current Rating: 89916 + 89122 = 179038 votesCurrent Rating: 89916 + 89122 = 179038 votes 89122

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
34045 Current Rating: 34045 + 34038 = 68083 votesCurrent Rating: 34045 + 34038 = 68083 votes 34038

[21] 6: After your bath ...
77369 Current Rating: 77369 + 77815 = 155184 votesCurrent Rating: 77369 + 77815 = 155184 votes 77815

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
59418 Current Rating: 59418 + 59087 = 118505 votesCurrent Rating: 59418 + 59087 = 118505 votes 59087

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
46943 Current Rating: 46943 + 49378 = 96321 votesCurrent Rating: 46943 + 49378 = 96321 votes 49378


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
50772 Current Rating: 50772 + 49105 = 99877 votesCurrent Rating: 50772 + 49105 = 99877 votes 49105

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
59168 Current Rating: 59168 + 58349 = 117517 votesCurrent Rating: 59168 + 58349 = 117517 votes 58349

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
42020 Current Rating: 42020 + 41198 = 83218 votesCurrent Rating: 42020 + 41198 = 83218 votes 41198

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
63694 Current Rating: 63694 + 63097 = 126791 votesCurrent Rating: 63694 + 63097 = 126791 votes 63097

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
58738 Current Rating: 58738 + 57870 = 116608 votesCurrent Rating: 58738 + 57870 = 116608 votes 57870

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
172840 Current Rating: 172840 + 186985 = 359825 votesCurrent Rating: 172840 + 186985 = 359825 votes 186985

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
35288 Current Rating: 35288 + 34914 = 70202 votesCurrent Rating: 35288 + 34914 = 70202 votes 34914

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
87198 Current Rating: 87198 + 87289 = 174487 votesCurrent Rating: 87198 + 87289 = 174487 votes 87289

[10] 18: What would happen ...
78422 Current Rating: 78422 + 77645 = 156067 votesCurrent Rating: 78422 + 77645 = 156067 votes 77645

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
57800 Current Rating: 57800 + 59494 = 117294 votesCurrent Rating: 57800 + 59494 = 117294 votes 59494

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
42828 Current Rating: 42828 + 41250 = 84078 votesCurrent Rating: 42828 + 41250 = 84078 votes 41250

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
32455 Current Rating: 32455 + 31425 = 63880 votesCurrent Rating: 32455 + 31425 = 63880 votes 31425

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
41477 Current Rating: 41477 + 42415 = 83892 votesCurrent Rating: 41477 + 42415 = 83892 votes 42415

[5] 9: I have great news ...
15671 Current Rating: 15671 + 14105 = 29776 votesCurrent Rating: 15671 + 14105 = 29776 votes 14105

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
51860 Current Rating: 51860 + 51221 = 103081 votesCurrent Rating: 51860 + 51221 = 103081 votes 51221

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
128643 Current Rating: 128643 + 128783 = 257426 votesCurrent Rating: 128643 + 128783 = 257426 votes 128783

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
353474 Current Rating: 353474 + 355461 = 708935 votesCurrent Rating: 353474 + 355461 = 708935 votes 355461

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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