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Dec 2009
[129] 18: Holiday Greeting
83996 Current Rating: 83996 + 84273 = 168269 votesCurrent Rating: 83996 + 84273 = 168269 votes 84273

[128] 17: Why are you so miserable?
80195 Current Rating: 80195 + 79909 = 160104 votesCurrent Rating: 80195 + 79909 = 160104 votes 79909

[127] 15: Try our new perfume
63144 Current Rating: 63144 + 59786 = 122930 votesCurrent Rating: 63144 + 59786 = 122930 votes 59786

[126] 14: Oh No! What’s happened?
96874 Current Rating: 96874 + 97287 = 194161 votesCurrent Rating: 96874 + 97287 = 194161 votes 97287

[125] 11: You’ve asked our daughter to marry you
39684 Current Rating: 39684 + 38753 = 78437 votesCurrent Rating: 39684 + 38753 = 78437 votes 38753

[124] 10: What`s wrong with you?
32096 Current Rating: 32096 + 30795 = 62891 votesCurrent Rating: 32096 + 30795 = 62891 votes 30795

[123] 9: You filed a missing persons report
38700 Current Rating: 38700 + 36976 = 75676 votesCurrent Rating: 38700 + 36976 = 75676 votes 36976

[122] 8: Doctor, my marriage isn`t as much fun
64052 Current Rating: 64052 + 62957 = 127009 votesCurrent Rating: 64052 + 62957 = 127009 votes 62957

[121] 7: What is it now?
58157 Current Rating: 58157 + 50373 = 108530 votesCurrent Rating: 58157 + 50373 = 108530 votes 50373

[120] 3: Come back to my place
29157 Current Rating: 29157 + 25583 = 54740 votesCurrent Rating: 29157 + 25583 = 54740 votes 25583

[119] 2: Morning
42200 Current Rating: 42200 + 39465 = 81665 votesCurrent Rating: 42200 + 39465 = 81665 votes 39465

[118] 1: What are you so happy about
18572 Current Rating: 18572 + 17872 = 36444 votesCurrent Rating: 18572 + 17872 = 36444 votes 17872


Nov 2009
[117] 26: I’ve got bad news
21089 Current Rating: 21089 + 18398 = 39487 votesCurrent Rating: 21089 + 18398 = 39487 votes 18398

[116] 25: My wife is like a condom
57733 Current Rating: 57733 + 56191 = 113924 votesCurrent Rating: 57733 + 56191 = 113924 votes 56191

[115] 24: I can tell how old you are
20343 Current Rating: 20343 + 18965 = 39308 votesCurrent Rating: 20343 + 18965 = 39308 votes 18965

[114] 23: I want a pay increase
87840 Current Rating: 87840 + 84946 = 172786 votesCurrent Rating: 87840 + 84946 = 172786 votes 84946

[113] 20: My friend over there
39320 Current Rating: 39320 + 37617 = 76937 votesCurrent Rating: 39320 + 37617 = 76937 votes 37617

[112] 19: What are you up to now?
67786 Current Rating: 67786 + 66387 = 134173 votesCurrent Rating: 67786 + 66387 = 134173 votes 66387

[111] 18: I like my job more
85257 Current Rating: 85257 + 82584 = 167841 votesCurrent Rating: 85257 + 82584 = 167841 votes 82584

[110] 17: Grandma’s got a prawn
45074 Current Rating: 45074 + 40597 = 85671 votesCurrent Rating: 45074 + 40597 = 85671 votes 40597

[109] 16: I`m back from doing the shopping
54085 Current Rating: 54085 + 48539 = 102624 votesCurrent Rating: 54085 + 48539 = 102624 votes 48539

[108] 13: When we get married
80294 Current Rating: 80294 + 78322 = 158616 votesCurrent Rating: 80294 + 78322 = 158616 votes 78322

[107] 12: A name for the baby
39718 Current Rating: 39718 + 33595 = 73313 votesCurrent Rating: 39718 + 33595 = 73313 votes 33595

[106] 11: Would you have married me
93408 Current Rating: 93408 + 91715 = 185123 votesCurrent Rating: 93408 + 91715 = 185123 votes 91715

[105] 10: If I won the Lotto
46984 Current Rating: 46984 + 45319 = 92303 votesCurrent Rating: 46984 + 45319 = 92303 votes 45319

[104] 9: Why are you feeling that horse
44371 Current Rating: 44371 + 43190 = 87561 votesCurrent Rating: 44371 + 43190 = 87561 votes 43190

[103] 5: What are you doing mom?
36738 Current Rating: 36738 + 35566 = 72304 votesCurrent Rating: 36738 + 35566 = 72304 votes 35566

[102] 4: What the hell are you doing
91314 Current Rating: 91314 + 89855 = 181169 votesCurrent Rating: 91314 + 89855 = 181169 votes 89855

[101] 3: Dear Angel of Death
67366 Current Rating: 67366 + 65922 = 133288 votesCurrent Rating: 67366 + 65922 = 133288 votes 65922

[100] 2: I`m furious with my son
66696 Current Rating: 66696 + 67255 = 133951 votesCurrent Rating: 66696 + 67255 = 133951 votes 67255


Oct 2009
[99] 30: I want a tooth pulled
35653 Current Rating: 35653 + 34132 = 69785 votesCurrent Rating: 35653 + 34132 = 69785 votes 34132

[98] 29: Hurry up and hit the ball
89637 Current Rating: 89637 + 85900 = 175537 votesCurrent Rating: 89637 + 85900 = 175537 votes 85900

[97] 28: You are getting fat
51691 Current Rating: 51691 + 49241 = 100932 votesCurrent Rating: 51691 + 49241 = 100932 votes 49241

[96] 27: I never feel like doing anything
60494 Current Rating: 60494 + 58503 = 118997 votesCurrent Rating: 60494 + 58503 = 118997 votes 58503

[95] 26: Problems with your husband
28580 Current Rating: 28580 + 27590 = 56170 votesCurrent Rating: 28580 + 27590 = 56170 votes 27590

[94] 23: It was my birthday yesterday
33459 Current Rating: 33459 + 31951 = 65410 votesCurrent Rating: 33459 + 31951 = 65410 votes 31951

[93] 22: Whoever can guess what`s in my hands
90839 Current Rating: 90839 + 90064 = 180903 votesCurrent Rating: 90839 + 90064 = 180903 votes 90064

[92] 21: Our house just burnt down
37266 Current Rating: 37266 + 31077 = 68343 votesCurrent Rating: 37266 + 31077 = 68343 votes 31077

[91] 20: What are you doing today?
46007 Current Rating: 46007 + 43825 = 89832 votesCurrent Rating: 46007 + 43825 = 89832 votes 43825

[90] 19: Chat up women in bars
80506 Current Rating: 80506 + 78266 = 158772 votesCurrent Rating: 80506 + 78266 = 158772 votes 78266

[89] 16: I just can’t log in
72133 Current Rating: 72133 + 70993 = 143126 votesCurrent Rating: 72133 + 70993 = 143126 votes 70993

[88] 15: It’s so sweet
55489 Current Rating: 55489 + 52876 = 108365 votesCurrent Rating: 55489 + 52876 = 108365 votes 52876

[87] 14: What are you doing?
97655 Current Rating: 97655 + 96136 = 193791 votesCurrent Rating: 97655 + 96136 = 193791 votes 96136

[86] 13: Why shopping trolleys were ...
61047 Current Rating: 61047 + 59971 = 121018 votesCurrent Rating: 61047 + 59971 = 121018 votes 59971

[85] 12: How do you know when ...
60650 Current Rating: 60650 + 58891 = 119541 votesCurrent Rating: 60650 + 58891 = 119541 votes 58891

[84] 9: You’re so much more frisky these days
77544 Current Rating: 77544 + 75909 = 153453 votesCurrent Rating: 77544 + 75909 = 153453 votes 75909

[83] 8: Do you know why there are ...
48014 Current Rating: 48014 + 45537 = 93551 votesCurrent Rating: 48014 + 45537 = 93551 votes 45537

[82] 7: I had chronic diarrhoea ...
119231 Current Rating: 119231 + 117737 = 236968 votesCurrent Rating: 119231 + 117737 = 236968 votes 117737

[81] 6: What’s your wife’s name
83515 Current Rating: 83515 + 81494 = 165009 votesCurrent Rating: 83515 + 81494 = 165009 votes 81494

[80] 5: I wish I had a little sister ...
55120 Current Rating: 55120 + 51949 = 107069 votesCurrent Rating: 55120 + 51949 = 107069 votes 51949

[79] 2: I read that humans ...
77094 Current Rating: 77094 + 74585 = 151679 votesCurrent Rating: 77094 + 74585 = 151679 votes 74585

[78] 1: Did you miss me ...
83751 Current Rating: 83751 + 82280 = 166031 votesCurrent Rating: 83751 + 82280 = 166031 votes 82280


Sep 2009
[77] 30: Mom, how come I`m blue
63135 Current Rating: 63135 + 52516 = 115651 votesCurrent Rating: 63135 + 52516 = 115651 votes 52516

[76] 29: Nice new pistol ...
44741 Current Rating: 44741 + 43042 = 87783 votesCurrent Rating: 44741 + 43042 = 87783 votes 43042

[75] 28: Hi Mom, I’m home
82701 Current Rating: 82701 + 81094 = 163795 votesCurrent Rating: 82701 + 81094 = 163795 votes 81094

[74] 27: Your son has grown ...
88702 Current Rating: 88702 + 88171 = 176873 votesCurrent Rating: 88702 + 88171 = 176873 votes 88171

[73] 23: My watch stopped working ...
89706 Current Rating: 89706 + 87651 = 177357 votesCurrent Rating: 89706 + 87651 = 177357 votes 87651

[72] 22: Dad, why are Mom’s feet
71439 Current Rating: 71439 + 69483 = 140922 votesCurrent Rating: 71439 + 69483 = 140922 votes 69483

[71] 21: Ready for some action ...
66075 Current Rating: 66075 + 63871 = 129946 votesCurrent Rating: 66075 + 63871 = 129946 votes 63871

[70] 18: What took you so long ...
67999 Current Rating: 67999 + 67044 = 135043 votesCurrent Rating: 67999 + 67044 = 135043 votes 67044

[69] 17: Why do you men ...
41336 Current Rating: 41336 + 40236 = 81572 votesCurrent Rating: 41336 + 40236 = 81572 votes 40236

[68] 16: The new boyfriend ...
122229 Current Rating: 122229 + 125299 = 247528 votesCurrent Rating: 122229 + 125299 = 247528 votes 125299

[67] 15: So how`s the new man
46497 Current Rating: 46497 + 42663 = 89160 votesCurrent Rating: 46497 + 42663 = 89160 votes 42663

[66] 14: I came home early ...
22569 Current Rating: 22569 + 21202 = 43771 votesCurrent Rating: 22569 + 21202 = 43771 votes 21202

[65] 11: I start my weight-loss ...
23166 Current Rating: 23166 + 21827 = 44993 votesCurrent Rating: 23166 + 21827 = 44993 votes 21827

[64] 10: I’m horny
90775 Current Rating: 90775 + 89950 = 180725 votesCurrent Rating: 90775 + 89950 = 180725 votes 89950

[63] 9: Sorry I`m late
85157 Current Rating: 85157 + 84607 = 169764 votesCurrent Rating: 85157 + 84607 = 169764 votes 84607

[62] 8: Never pick up a woman ...
50736 Current Rating: 50736 + 48730 = 99466 votesCurrent Rating: 50736 + 48730 = 99466 votes 48730

[61] 7: Why don`t women blink
56490 Current Rating: 56490 + 54881 = 111371 votesCurrent Rating: 56490 + 54881 = 111371 votes 54881

[60] 4: I got another spam email ...
44023 Current Rating: 44023 + 41989 = 86012 votesCurrent Rating: 44023 + 41989 = 86012 votes 41989


Aug 2009
[59] 31: How do you know when ...
56986 Current Rating: 56986 + 55786 = 112772 votesCurrent Rating: 56986 + 55786 = 112772 votes 55786

[58] 28: I’ve got a huge problem
40636 Current Rating: 40636 + 39412 = 80048 votesCurrent Rating: 40636 + 39412 = 80048 votes 39412

[57] 27: I’m not going to America any more
113596 Current Rating: 113596 + 111499 = 225095 votesCurrent Rating: 113596 + 111499 = 225095 votes 111499

[56] 26: I don’t understand my wife
84995 Current Rating: 84995 + 83689 = 168684 votesCurrent Rating: 84995 + 83689 = 168684 votes 83689

[55] 25: I haven’t seen you in ages
103269 Current Rating: 103269 + 102505 = 205774 votesCurrent Rating: 103269 + 102505 = 205774 votes 102505

[54] 24: Do you know why a good ...
22954 Current Rating: 22954 + 25069 = 48023 votesCurrent Rating: 22954 + 25069 = 48023 votes 25069

[53] 21: Your husband is in ...
97506 Current Rating: 97506 + 95111 = 192617 votesCurrent Rating: 97506 + 95111 = 192617 votes 95111

[52] 20: A nice looking dog ...
19320 Current Rating: 19320 + 17551 = 36871 votesCurrent Rating: 19320 + 17551 = 36871 votes 17551

[51] 19: What’s the matter with you?
33345 Current Rating: 33345 + 31807 = 65152 votesCurrent Rating: 33345 + 31807 = 65152 votes 31807

[50] 18: I heard that it was ...
46565 Current Rating: 46565 + 45067 = 91632 votesCurrent Rating: 46565 + 45067 = 91632 votes 45067

[49] 17: Why are you crying ...
38206 Current Rating: 38206 + 36305 = 74511 votesCurrent Rating: 38206 + 36305 = 74511 votes 36305

[48] 14: A wife-swapping party ...
39371 Current Rating: 39371 + 37427 = 76798 votesCurrent Rating: 39371 + 37427 = 76798 votes 37427

[47] 13: What are you and Dad ...
91639 Current Rating: 91639 + 91070 = 182709 votesCurrent Rating: 91639 + 91070 = 182709 votes 91070

[46] 12: Are you a virgin ...
31496 Current Rating: 31496 + 29358 = 60854 votesCurrent Rating: 31496 + 29358 = 60854 votes 29358

[45] 11: What are you doing ...
54679 Current Rating: 54679 + 53771 = 108450 votesCurrent Rating: 54679 + 53771 = 108450 votes 53771

[44] 7: What those men said ...
27537 Current Rating: 27537 + 26703 = 54240 votesCurrent Rating: 27537 + 26703 = 54240 votes 26703

[43] 6: Intelligent, good looking .
15952 Current Rating: 15952 + 16671 = 32623 votesCurrent Rating: 15952 + 16671 = 32623 votes 16671

[42] 5: A boyfriend and a husband .
42146 Current Rating: 42146 + 40449 = 82595 votesCurrent Rating: 42146 + 40449 = 82595 votes 40449

[41] 4: Rodeo sex position ...
179400 Current Rating: 179400 + 183825 = 363225 votesCurrent Rating: 179400 + 183825 = 363225 votes 183825

[40] 3: A dolphin and a woman ...
152809 Current Rating: 152809 + 160332 = 313141 votesCurrent Rating: 152809 + 160332 = 313141 votes 160332


Jul 2009
[39] 31: You have been with me ...
88037 Current Rating: 88037 + 89069 = 177106 votesCurrent Rating: 88037 + 89069 = 177106 votes 89069

[38] 30: Why an ex-husband is ...
44293 Current Rating: 44293 + 41123 = 85416 votesCurrent Rating: 44293 + 41123 = 85416 votes 41123

[37] 29: I told my girlfriend ...
95298 Current Rating: 95298 + 94779 = 190077 votesCurrent Rating: 95298 + 94779 = 190077 votes 94779

[36] 28: I can tell you something ..
79467 Current Rating: 79467 + 78452 = 157919 votesCurrent Rating: 79467 + 78452 = 157919 votes 78452

[35] 27: Hey beautiful ...
61339 Current Rating: 61339 + 61248 = 122587 votesCurrent Rating: 61339 + 61248 = 122587 votes 61248

[34] 24: If I die ...
59267 Current Rating: 59267 + 58046 = 117313 votesCurrent Rating: 59267 + 58046 = 117313 votes 58046

[33] 23: Men and pantyhose ...
102793 Current Rating: 102793 + 101733 = 204526 votesCurrent Rating: 102793 + 101733 = 204526 votes 101733

[32] 22: When I get mad ...
54856 Current Rating: 54856 + 55234 = 110090 votesCurrent Rating: 54856 + 55234 = 110090 votes 55234

[31] 21: Why do you suppose NASA ...
58328 Current Rating: 58328 + 55599 = 113927 votesCurrent Rating: 58328 + 55599 = 113927 votes 55599

[30] 20: Guess what I heard ...
25950 Current Rating: 25950 + 25251 = 51201 votesCurrent Rating: 25950 + 25251 = 51201 votes 25251

[29] 17: The birds and the bees ...
48756 Current Rating: 48756 + 47193 = 95949 votesCurrent Rating: 48756 + 47193 = 95949 votes 47193

[28] 16: If I was to sneak over ...
55397 Current Rating: 55397 + 53922 = 109319 votesCurrent Rating: 55397 + 53922 = 109319 votes 53922

[27] 15: Every time you have a ...
74736 Current Rating: 74736 + 74846 = 149582 votesCurrent Rating: 74736 + 74846 = 149582 votes 74846

[26] 13: Why is the space ...
167681 Current Rating: 167681 + 152431 = 320112 votesCurrent Rating: 167681 + 152431 = 320112 votes 152431

[25] 10: So you`re my ex-wife`s new husband ...
45699 Current Rating: 45699 + 43621 = 89320 votesCurrent Rating: 45699 + 43621 = 89320 votes 43621

[24] 9: Doctor, I just can`t sleep
87817 Current Rating: 87817 + 87482 = 175299 votesCurrent Rating: 87817 + 87482 = 175299 votes 87482

[23] 8: Phone your father ...
95151 Current Rating: 95151 + 94394 = 189545 votesCurrent Rating: 95151 + 94394 = 189545 votes 94394

[22] 7: What it REALLY MEANS ...
38802 Current Rating: 38802 + 38731 = 77533 votesCurrent Rating: 38802 + 38731 = 77533 votes 38731

[21] 6: After your bath ...
84631 Current Rating: 84631 + 84992 = 169623 votesCurrent Rating: 84631 + 84992 = 169623 votes 84992

[20] 3: That was fantastic ...
63365 Current Rating: 63365 + 63367 = 126732 votesCurrent Rating: 63365 + 63367 = 126732 votes 63367

[19] 2: What are you doing here ...
50006 Current Rating: 50006 + 52873 = 102879 votesCurrent Rating: 50006 + 52873 = 102879 votes 52873


Jun 2009
[18] 30: Do you know him ...
55018 Current Rating: 55018 + 53256 = 108274 votesCurrent Rating: 55018 + 53256 = 108274 votes 53256

[17] 29: Money is tight ...
66155 Current Rating: 66155 + 65190 = 131345 votesCurrent Rating: 66155 + 65190 = 131345 votes 65190

[16] 26: Are you ready to order ...
44455 Current Rating: 44455 + 43741 = 88196 votesCurrent Rating: 44455 + 43741 = 88196 votes 43741

[15] 25: For our anniversary ...
68428 Current Rating: 68428 + 67892 = 136320 votesCurrent Rating: 68428 + 67892 = 136320 votes 67892

[14] 24: Mom, I don’t want you to
62585 Current Rating: 62585 + 61656 = 124241 votesCurrent Rating: 62585 + 61656 = 124241 votes 61656

[13] 23: Now that we`re engaged
181279 Current Rating: 181279 + 196806 = 378085 votesCurrent Rating: 181279 + 196806 = 378085 votes 196806

[12] 22: My husband is fixing ...
37312 Current Rating: 37312 + 37082 = 74394 votesCurrent Rating: 37312 + 37082 = 74394 votes 37082

[11] 19: I heard you`ve been ill
91887 Current Rating: 91887 + 91997 = 183884 votesCurrent Rating: 91887 + 91997 = 183884 votes 91997

[10] 18: What would happen ...
83589 Current Rating: 83589 + 82742 = 166331 votesCurrent Rating: 83589 + 82742 = 166331 votes 82742

[9] 17: Hi darling, I`m home
62981 Current Rating: 62981 + 64656 = 127637 votesCurrent Rating: 62981 + 64656 = 127637 votes 64656

[8] 12: You and your dad ...
45876 Current Rating: 45876 + 44446 = 90322 votesCurrent Rating: 45876 + 44446 = 90322 votes 44446

[7] 11: Can you give me R100 ...
33961 Current Rating: 33961 + 32995 = 66956 votesCurrent Rating: 33961 + 32995 = 66956 votes 32995

[6] 10: My wife is drowning ...
44982 Current Rating: 44982 + 45869 = 90851 votesCurrent Rating: 44982 + 45869 = 90851 votes 45869

[5] 9: I have great news ...
17538 Current Rating: 17538 + 15974 = 33512 votesCurrent Rating: 17538 + 15974 = 33512 votes 15974

[4] 8: Doctor, I`m really concerned
55737 Current Rating: 55737 + 55154 = 110891 votesCurrent Rating: 55737 + 55154 = 110891 votes 55154

[3] 5: Sorry, I can’t come into work today
135047 Current Rating: 135047 + 134946 = 269993 votesCurrent Rating: 135047 + 134946 = 269993 votes 134946

[2] 4: Setting up a new store ...
371997 Current Rating: 371997 + 372727 = 744724 votesCurrent Rating: 371997 + 372727 = 744724 votes 372727

[1] 2: Why so down ...
373622 Current Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votesCurrent Rating: 373622 + 411850 = 785472 votes 411850







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