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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
20865 Current Rating: 20865 + 24379 = 45244 votesCurrent Rating: 20865 + 24379 = 45244 votes 24379

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
8698 Current Rating: 8698 + 9315 = 18013 votesCurrent Rating: 8698 + 9315 = 18013 votes 9315

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
15343 Current Rating: 15343 + 16175 = 31518 votesCurrent Rating: 15343 + 16175 = 31518 votes 16175

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
4364 Current Rating: 4364 + 3890 = 8254 votesCurrent Rating: 4364 + 3890 = 8254 votes 3890

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
5147 Current Rating: 5147 + 4331 = 9478 votesCurrent Rating: 5147 + 4331 = 9478 votes 4331

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
4917 Current Rating: 4917 + 4191 = 9108 votesCurrent Rating: 4917 + 4191 = 9108 votes 4191

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 4053 = 8883 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 4053 = 8883 votes 4053

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 3875 = 8637 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 3875 = 8637 votes 3875

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
6317 Current Rating: 6317 + 5411 = 11728 votesCurrent Rating: 6317 + 5411 = 11728 votes 5411

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
5050 Current Rating: 5050 + 4249 = 9299 votesCurrent Rating: 5050 + 4249 = 9299 votes 4249

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
6766 Current Rating: 6766 + 6317 = 13083 votesCurrent Rating: 6766 + 6317 = 13083 votes 6317


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
5452 Current Rating: 5452 + 7308 = 12760 votesCurrent Rating: 5452 + 7308 = 12760 votes 7308

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
4403 Current Rating: 4403 + 3385 = 7788 votesCurrent Rating: 4403 + 3385 = 7788 votes 3385

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
7239 Current Rating: 7239 + 7127 = 14366 votesCurrent Rating: 7239 + 7127 = 14366 votes 7127

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
5882 Current Rating: 5882 + 5096 = 10978 votesCurrent Rating: 5882 + 5096 = 10978 votes 5096

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
6455 Current Rating: 6455 + 5446 = 11901 votesCurrent Rating: 6455 + 5446 = 11901 votes 5446

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
18564 Current Rating: 18564 + 18420 = 36984 votesCurrent Rating: 18564 + 18420 = 36984 votes 18420

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
5479 Current Rating: 5479 + 5059 = 10538 votesCurrent Rating: 5479 + 5059 = 10538 votes 5059

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
8524 Current Rating: 8524 + 7928 = 16452 votesCurrent Rating: 8524 + 7928 = 16452 votes 7928

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
5311 Current Rating: 5311 + 5059 = 10370 votesCurrent Rating: 5311 + 5059 = 10370 votes 5059

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
4696 Current Rating: 4696 + 3836 = 8532 votesCurrent Rating: 4696 + 3836 = 8532 votes 3836

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
5878 Current Rating: 5878 + 5077 = 10955 votesCurrent Rating: 5878 + 5077 = 10955 votes 5077

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
6678 Current Rating: 6678 + 6649 = 13327 votesCurrent Rating: 6678 + 6649 = 13327 votes 6649

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
4829 Current Rating: 4829 + 3970 = 8799 votesCurrent Rating: 4829 + 3970 = 8799 votes 3970

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 3341 = 7675 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 3341 = 7675 votes 3341

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
7692 Current Rating: 7692 + 6949 = 14641 votesCurrent Rating: 7692 + 6949 = 14641 votes 6949

[314] 2: What should we do now
4531 Current Rating: 4531 + 3742 = 8273 votesCurrent Rating: 4531 + 3742 = 8273 votes 3742

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
5987 Current Rating: 5987 + 5225 = 11212 votesCurrent Rating: 5987 + 5225 = 11212 votes 5225


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
6846 Current Rating: 6846 + 6244 = 13090 votesCurrent Rating: 6846 + 6244 = 13090 votes 6244

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
5122 Current Rating: 5122 + 4258 = 9380 votesCurrent Rating: 5122 + 4258 = 9380 votes 4258

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 5275 = 10495 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 5275 = 10495 votes 5275

[309] 21: I feel horrible
6648 Current Rating: 6648 + 5765 = 12413 votesCurrent Rating: 6648 + 5765 = 12413 votes 5765

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
6668 Current Rating: 6668 + 7718 = 14386 votesCurrent Rating: 6668 + 7718 = 14386 votes 7718

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
5134 Current Rating: 5134 + 4279 = 9413 votesCurrent Rating: 5134 + 4279 = 9413 votes 4279

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
4534 Current Rating: 4534 + 3716 = 8250 votesCurrent Rating: 4534 + 3716 = 8250 votes 3716

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 4188 = 9283 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 4188 = 9283 votes 4188

[304] 13: What are you doing?
5829 Current Rating: 5829 + 5036 = 10865 votesCurrent Rating: 5829 + 5036 = 10865 votes 5036

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
4840 Current Rating: 4840 + 4002 = 8842 votesCurrent Rating: 4840 + 4002 = 8842 votes 4002

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 7508 = 14941 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 7508 = 14941 votes 7508

[301] 7: Iím from the church
5153 Current Rating: 5153 + 5364 = 10517 votesCurrent Rating: 5153 + 5364 = 10517 votes 5364

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
5355 Current Rating: 5355 + 4599 = 9954 votesCurrent Rating: 5355 + 4599 = 9954 votes 4599

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
6045 Current Rating: 6045 + 5370 = 11415 votesCurrent Rating: 6045 + 5370 = 11415 votes 5370

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
5510 Current Rating: 5510 + 7167 = 12677 votesCurrent Rating: 5510 + 7167 = 12677 votes 7167

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
5823 Current Rating: 5823 + 4783 = 10606 votesCurrent Rating: 5823 + 4783 = 10606 votes 4783


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
5011 Current Rating: 5011 + 4199 = 9210 votesCurrent Rating: 5011 + 4199 = 9210 votes 4199

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
5968 Current Rating: 5968 + 5510 = 11478 votesCurrent Rating: 5968 + 5510 = 11478 votes 5510

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
4331 Current Rating: 4331 + 4409 = 8740 votesCurrent Rating: 4331 + 4409 = 8740 votes 4409

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
4444 Current Rating: 4444 + 3574 = 8018 votesCurrent Rating: 4444 + 3574 = 8018 votes 3574

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
4397 Current Rating: 4397 + 4040 = 8437 votesCurrent Rating: 4397 + 4040 = 8437 votes 4040

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
4743 Current Rating: 4743 + 4082 = 8825 votesCurrent Rating: 4743 + 4082 = 8825 votes 4082

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
5155 Current Rating: 5155 + 4185 = 9340 votesCurrent Rating: 5155 + 4185 = 9340 votes 4185

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
4530 Current Rating: 4530 + 3670 = 8200 votesCurrent Rating: 4530 + 3670 = 8200 votes 3670

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
5068 Current Rating: 5068 + 4526 = 9594 votesCurrent Rating: 5068 + 4526 = 9594 votes 4526

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
4858 Current Rating: 4858 + 4183 = 9041 votesCurrent Rating: 4858 + 4183 = 9041 votes 4183

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
4572 Current Rating: 4572 + 3943 = 8515 votesCurrent Rating: 4572 + 3943 = 8515 votes 3943

[285] 9: Why so sad?
4092 Current Rating: 4092 + 3521 = 7613 votesCurrent Rating: 4092 + 3521 = 7613 votes 3521

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
4863 Current Rating: 4863 + 4399 = 9262 votesCurrent Rating: 4863 + 4399 = 9262 votes 4399

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
4694 Current Rating: 4694 + 3936 = 8630 votesCurrent Rating: 4694 + 3936 = 8630 votes 3936

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
4386 Current Rating: 4386 + 3616 = 8002 votesCurrent Rating: 4386 + 3616 = 8002 votes 3616

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
5579 Current Rating: 5579 + 4546 = 10125 votesCurrent Rating: 5579 + 4546 = 10125 votes 4546

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
4311 Current Rating: 4311 + 3711 = 8022 votesCurrent Rating: 4311 + 3711 = 8022 votes 3711


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
4662 Current Rating: 4662 + 3911 = 8573 votesCurrent Rating: 4662 + 3911 = 8573 votes 3911

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
4697 Current Rating: 4697 + 3973 = 8670 votesCurrent Rating: 4697 + 3973 = 8670 votes 3973

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
4917 Current Rating: 4917 + 4199 = 9116 votesCurrent Rating: 4917 + 4199 = 9116 votes 4199

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
5179 Current Rating: 5179 + 4618 = 9797 votesCurrent Rating: 5179 + 4618 = 9797 votes 4618

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
4870 Current Rating: 4870 + 4081 = 8951 votesCurrent Rating: 4870 + 4081 = 8951 votes 4081

[274] 24: I am the manager
4566 Current Rating: 4566 + 3875 = 8441 votesCurrent Rating: 4566 + 3875 = 8441 votes 3875

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
4079 Current Rating: 4079 + 3341 = 7420 votesCurrent Rating: 4079 + 3341 = 7420 votes 3341

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
5356 Current Rating: 5356 + 4866 = 10222 votesCurrent Rating: 5356 + 4866 = 10222 votes 4866

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
5339 Current Rating: 5339 + 5455 = 10794 votesCurrent Rating: 5339 + 5455 = 10794 votes 5455

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
4067 Current Rating: 4067 + 3223 = 7290 votesCurrent Rating: 4067 + 3223 = 7290 votes 3223

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
5099 Current Rating: 5099 + 4272 = 9371 votesCurrent Rating: 5099 + 4272 = 9371 votes 4272

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
5355 Current Rating: 5355 + 4694 = 10049 votesCurrent Rating: 5355 + 4694 = 10049 votes 4694

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
5114 Current Rating: 5114 + 4566 = 9680 votesCurrent Rating: 5114 + 4566 = 9680 votes 4566

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
4074 Current Rating: 4074 + 3361 = 7435 votesCurrent Rating: 4074 + 3361 = 7435 votes 3361

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
4682 Current Rating: 4682 + 4011 = 8693 votesCurrent Rating: 4682 + 4011 = 8693 votes 4011

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
4505 Current Rating: 4505 + 3499 = 8004 votesCurrent Rating: 4505 + 3499 = 8004 votes 3499

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 3559 = 7654 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 3559 = 7654 votes 3559

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 4681 = 10117 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 4681 = 10117 votes 4681


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
4086 Current Rating: 4086 + 3395 = 7481 votesCurrent Rating: 4086 + 3395 = 7481 votes 3395

[260] 29: Wait here
5055 Current Rating: 5055 + 4336 = 9391 votesCurrent Rating: 5055 + 4336 = 9391 votes 4336

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
5101 Current Rating: 5101 + 4320 = 9421 votesCurrent Rating: 5101 + 4320 = 9421 votes 4320

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
4901 Current Rating: 4901 + 4313 = 9214 votesCurrent Rating: 4901 + 4313 = 9214 votes 4313

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
5077 Current Rating: 5077 + 4438 = 9515 votesCurrent Rating: 5077 + 4438 = 9515 votes 4438

[256] 23: As my lawyer
5474 Current Rating: 5474 + 4604 = 10078 votesCurrent Rating: 5474 + 4604 = 10078 votes 4604

[255] 22: Sex is the price
4505 Current Rating: 4505 + 6346 = 10851 votesCurrent Rating: 4505 + 6346 = 10851 votes 6346

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
4672 Current Rating: 4672 + 3832 = 8504 votesCurrent Rating: 4672 + 3832 = 8504 votes 3832

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 3796 = 8298 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 3796 = 8298 votes 3796

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
5748 Current Rating: 5748 + 7748 = 13496 votesCurrent Rating: 5748 + 7748 = 13496 votes 7748

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
7007 Current Rating: 7007 + 9005 = 16012 votesCurrent Rating: 7007 + 9005 = 16012 votes 9005

[250] 14: Those look heavy
5771 Current Rating: 5771 + 5062 = 10833 votesCurrent Rating: 5771 + 5062 = 10833 votes 5062

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
8652 Current Rating: 8652 + 10152 = 18804 votesCurrent Rating: 8652 + 10152 = 18804 votes 10152

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
5244 Current Rating: 5244 + 6067 = 11311 votesCurrent Rating: 5244 + 6067 = 11311 votes 6067

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
4587 Current Rating: 4587 + 3642 = 8229 votesCurrent Rating: 4587 + 3642 = 8229 votes 3642

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
4558 Current Rating: 4558 + 3765 = 8323 votesCurrent Rating: 4558 + 3765 = 8323 votes 3765

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
5281 Current Rating: 5281 + 4466 = 9747 votesCurrent Rating: 5281 + 4466 = 9747 votes 4466

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
6127 Current Rating: 6127 + 5355 = 11482 votesCurrent Rating: 6127 + 5355 = 11482 votes 5355

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
5608 Current Rating: 5608 + 4767 = 10375 votesCurrent Rating: 5608 + 4767 = 10375 votes 4767

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 7159 = 11829 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 7159 = 11829 votes 7159

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
6062 Current Rating: 6062 + 5329 = 11391 votesCurrent Rating: 6062 + 5329 = 11391 votes 5329


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
6022 Current Rating: 6022 + 5121 = 11143 votesCurrent Rating: 6022 + 5121 = 11143 votes 5121

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
5365 Current Rating: 5365 + 4556 = 9921 votesCurrent Rating: 5365 + 4556 = 9921 votes 4556

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
5012 Current Rating: 5012 + 4027 = 9039 votesCurrent Rating: 5012 + 4027 = 9039 votes 4027

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 3325 = 7481 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 3325 = 7481 votes 3325

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
4932 Current Rating: 4932 + 4129 = 9061 votesCurrent Rating: 4932 + 4129 = 9061 votes 4129

[235] 23: My dog died last week
4822 Current Rating: 4822 + 3859 = 8681 votesCurrent Rating: 4822 + 3859 = 8681 votes 3859

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
5331 Current Rating: 5331 + 4628 = 9959 votesCurrent Rating: 5331 + 4628 = 9959 votes 4628

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
4842 Current Rating: 4842 + 5787 = 10629 votesCurrent Rating: 4842 + 5787 = 10629 votes 5787

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
4923 Current Rating: 4923 + 4060 = 8983 votesCurrent Rating: 4923 + 4060 = 8983 votes 4060

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
5073 Current Rating: 5073 + 4073 = 9146 votesCurrent Rating: 5073 + 4073 = 9146 votes 4073

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
4853 Current Rating: 4853 + 4239 = 9092 votesCurrent Rating: 4853 + 4239 = 9092 votes 4239

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
4841 Current Rating: 4841 + 3998 = 8839 votesCurrent Rating: 4841 + 3998 = 8839 votes 3998

[228] 10: You have to defend me
7094 Current Rating: 7094 + 6346 = 13440 votesCurrent Rating: 7094 + 6346 = 13440 votes 6346

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
4959 Current Rating: 4959 + 4161 = 9120 votesCurrent Rating: 4959 + 4161 = 9120 votes 4161

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
4874 Current Rating: 4874 + 4164 = 9038 votesCurrent Rating: 4874 + 4164 = 9038 votes 4164

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
5050 Current Rating: 5050 + 4190 = 9240 votesCurrent Rating: 5050 + 4190 = 9240 votes 4190

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
5195 Current Rating: 5195 + 7452 = 12647 votesCurrent Rating: 5195 + 7452 = 12647 votes 7452

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
7282 Current Rating: 7282 + 6257 = 13539 votesCurrent Rating: 7282 + 6257 = 13539 votes 6257

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
5979 Current Rating: 5979 + 5559 = 11538 votesCurrent Rating: 5979 + 5559 = 11538 votes 5559

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
5499 Current Rating: 5499 + 7174 = 12673 votesCurrent Rating: 5499 + 7174 = 12673 votes 7174


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
11307 Current Rating: 11307 + 12774 = 24081 votesCurrent Rating: 11307 + 12774 = 24081 votes 12774

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
5029 Current Rating: 5029 + 4235 = 9264 votesCurrent Rating: 5029 + 4235 = 9264 votes 4235

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
5459 Current Rating: 5459 + 7383 = 12842 votesCurrent Rating: 5459 + 7383 = 12842 votes 7383

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
4666 Current Rating: 4666 + 7268 = 11934 votesCurrent Rating: 4666 + 7268 = 11934 votes 7268

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
5019 Current Rating: 5019 + 6679 = 11698 votesCurrent Rating: 5019 + 6679 = 11698 votes 6679

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
5801 Current Rating: 5801 + 7566 = 13367 votesCurrent Rating: 5801 + 7566 = 13367 votes 7566

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
5367 Current Rating: 5367 + 5385 = 10752 votesCurrent Rating: 5367 + 5385 = 10752 votes 5385

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
3916 Current Rating: 3916 + 2867 = 6783 votesCurrent Rating: 3916 + 2867 = 6783 votes 2867

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3216 = 7242 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3216 = 7242 votes 3216

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
4933 Current Rating: 4933 + 4185 = 9118 votesCurrent Rating: 4933 + 4185 = 9118 votes 4185

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
4514 Current Rating: 4514 + 3947 = 8461 votesCurrent Rating: 4514 + 3947 = 8461 votes 3947

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
5784 Current Rating: 5784 + 4868 = 10652 votesCurrent Rating: 5784 + 4868 = 10652 votes 4868

[208] 12: Since we got married
4312 Current Rating: 4312 + 5195 = 9507 votesCurrent Rating: 4312 + 5195 = 9507 votes 5195

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
6430 Current Rating: 6430 + 5663 = 12093 votesCurrent Rating: 6430 + 5663 = 12093 votes 5663

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
7375 Current Rating: 7375 + 7681 = 15056 votesCurrent Rating: 7375 + 7681 = 15056 votes 7681

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
5782 Current Rating: 5782 + 5262 = 11044 votesCurrent Rating: 5782 + 5262 = 11044 votes 5262

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
4669 Current Rating: 4669 + 5618 = 10287 votesCurrent Rating: 4669 + 5618 = 10287 votes 5618

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
7428 Current Rating: 7428 + 7993 = 15421 votesCurrent Rating: 7428 + 7993 = 15421 votes 7993

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
5005 Current Rating: 5005 + 4071 = 9076 votesCurrent Rating: 5005 + 4071 = 9076 votes 4071


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
5069 Current Rating: 5069 + 4435 = 9504 votesCurrent Rating: 5069 + 4435 = 9504 votes 4435

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
7737 Current Rating: 7737 + 7878 = 15615 votesCurrent Rating: 7737 + 7878 = 15615 votes 7878

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
8946 Current Rating: 8946 + 9230 = 18176 votesCurrent Rating: 8946 + 9230 = 18176 votes 9230

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
6353 Current Rating: 6353 + 7289 = 13642 votesCurrent Rating: 6353 + 7289 = 13642 votes 7289

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
4640 Current Rating: 4640 + 5559 = 10199 votesCurrent Rating: 4640 + 5559 = 10199 votes 5559

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
7026 Current Rating: 7026 + 6243 = 13269 votesCurrent Rating: 7026 + 6243 = 13269 votes 6243

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 3633 = 7991 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 3633 = 7991 votes 3633

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
5793 Current Rating: 5793 + 5774 = 11567 votesCurrent Rating: 5793 + 5774 = 11567 votes 5774

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
5129 Current Rating: 5129 + 4211 = 9340 votesCurrent Rating: 5129 + 4211 = 9340 votes 4211

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
6712 Current Rating: 6712 + 10322 = 17034 votesCurrent Rating: 6712 + 10322 = 17034 votes 10322

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
5294 Current Rating: 5294 + 7054 = 12348 votesCurrent Rating: 5294 + 7054 = 12348 votes 7054

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 4141 = 9028 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 4141 = 9028 votes 4141

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
5406 Current Rating: 5406 + 4384 = 9790 votesCurrent Rating: 5406 + 4384 = 9790 votes 4384

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
4069 Current Rating: 4069 + 3343 = 7412 votesCurrent Rating: 4069 + 3343 = 7412 votes 3343

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
4836 Current Rating: 4836 + 4070 = 8906 votesCurrent Rating: 4836 + 4070 = 8906 votes 4070

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
4660 Current Rating: 4660 + 3848 = 8508 votesCurrent Rating: 4660 + 3848 = 8508 votes 3848

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
4880 Current Rating: 4880 + 4238 = 9118 votesCurrent Rating: 4880 + 4238 = 9118 votes 4238


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
4474 Current Rating: 4474 + 3646 = 8120 votesCurrent Rating: 4474 + 3646 = 8120 votes 3646

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
5653 Current Rating: 5653 + 4975 = 10628 votesCurrent Rating: 5653 + 4975 = 10628 votes 4975

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
4925 Current Rating: 4925 + 4226 = 9151 votesCurrent Rating: 4925 + 4226 = 9151 votes 4226

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
4733 Current Rating: 4733 + 4070 = 8803 votesCurrent Rating: 4733 + 4070 = 8803 votes 4070

[180] 24: The good news is that
4894 Current Rating: 4894 + 3965 = 8859 votesCurrent Rating: 4894 + 3965 = 8859 votes 3965

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
5616 Current Rating: 5616 + 4748 = 10364 votesCurrent Rating: 5616 + 4748 = 10364 votes 4748

[178] 19: My doctor told me
4691 Current Rating: 4691 + 3837 = 8528 votesCurrent Rating: 4691 + 3837 = 8528 votes 3837

[177] 18: As my lawyer
5688 Current Rating: 5688 + 7163 = 12851 votesCurrent Rating: 5688 + 7163 = 12851 votes 7163

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
4847 Current Rating: 4847 + 4132 = 8979 votesCurrent Rating: 4847 + 4132 = 8979 votes 4132

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
5585 Current Rating: 5585 + 5026 = 10611 votesCurrent Rating: 5585 + 5026 = 10611 votes 5026

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
4869 Current Rating: 4869 + 3922 = 8791 votesCurrent Rating: 4869 + 3922 = 8791 votes 3922

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
5372 Current Rating: 5372 + 4348 = 9720 votesCurrent Rating: 5372 + 4348 = 9720 votes 4348

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 4189 = 9062 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 4189 = 9062 votes 4189

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
6370 Current Rating: 6370 + 8167 = 14537 votesCurrent Rating: 6370 + 8167 = 14537 votes 8167

[170] 9: I just had another fight
5340 Current Rating: 5340 + 4436 = 9776 votesCurrent Rating: 5340 + 4436 = 9776 votes 4436

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
4962 Current Rating: 4962 + 4600 = 9562 votesCurrent Rating: 4962 + 4600 = 9562 votes 4600

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
5163 Current Rating: 5163 + 4190 = 9353 votesCurrent Rating: 5163 + 4190 = 9353 votes 4190

[167] 4: Do you know why
5644 Current Rating: 5644 + 4835 = 10479 votesCurrent Rating: 5644 + 4835 = 10479 votes 4835

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
6513 Current Rating: 6513 + 5468 = 11981 votesCurrent Rating: 6513 + 5468 = 11981 votes 5468

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
5535 Current Rating: 5535 + 5415 = 10950 votesCurrent Rating: 5535 + 5415 = 10950 votes 5415

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
4667 Current Rating: 4667 + 3945 = 8612 votesCurrent Rating: 4667 + 3945 = 8612 votes 3945


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3167 = 7235 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3167 = 7235 votes 3167

[162] 25: What?
5574 Current Rating: 5574 + 4827 = 10401 votesCurrent Rating: 5574 + 4827 = 10401 votes 4827

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
5120 Current Rating: 5120 + 4417 = 9537 votesCurrent Rating: 5120 + 4417 = 9537 votes 4417

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 3284 = 7278 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 3284 = 7278 votes 3284

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
4148 Current Rating: 4148 + 3178 = 7326 votesCurrent Rating: 4148 + 3178 = 7326 votes 3178

[158] 19: You look well rested
5171 Current Rating: 5171 + 4356 = 9527 votesCurrent Rating: 5171 + 4356 = 9527 votes 4356

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
6662 Current Rating: 6662 + 5927 = 12589 votesCurrent Rating: 6662 + 5927 = 12589 votes 5927

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
5613 Current Rating: 5613 + 4900 = 10513 votesCurrent Rating: 5613 + 4900 = 10513 votes 4900

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
4219 Current Rating: 4219 + 3394 = 7613 votesCurrent Rating: 4219 + 3394 = 7613 votes 3394

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3629 = 8011 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3629 = 8011 votes 3629

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
4892 Current Rating: 4892 + 4045 = 8937 votesCurrent Rating: 4892 + 4045 = 8937 votes 4045

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
4902 Current Rating: 4902 + 4204 = 9106 votesCurrent Rating: 4902 + 4204 = 9106 votes 4204

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
5623 Current Rating: 5623 + 4679 = 10302 votesCurrent Rating: 5623 + 4679 = 10302 votes 4679

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
4859 Current Rating: 4859 + 4288 = 9147 votesCurrent Rating: 4859 + 4288 = 9147 votes 4288

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
5078 Current Rating: 5078 + 4256 = 9334 votesCurrent Rating: 5078 + 4256 = 9334 votes 4256

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
5137 Current Rating: 5137 + 4663 = 9800 votesCurrent Rating: 5137 + 4663 = 9800 votes 4663

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 3946 = 8789 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 3946 = 8789 votes 3946

[146] 3: What do women and dog
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3618 = 7941 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3618 = 7941 votes 3618

[145] 2: You look happy
4173 Current Rating: 4173 + 3374 = 7547 votesCurrent Rating: 4173 + 3374 = 7547 votes 3374

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
5880 Current Rating: 5880 + 5224 = 11104 votesCurrent Rating: 5880 + 5224 = 11104 votes 5224


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
4937 Current Rating: 4937 + 4186 = 9123 votesCurrent Rating: 4937 + 4186 = 9123 votes 4186

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
5029 Current Rating: 5029 + 4194 = 9223 votesCurrent Rating: 5029 + 4194 = 9223 votes 4194

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
4238 Current Rating: 4238 + 3557 = 7795 votesCurrent Rating: 4238 + 3557 = 7795 votes 3557

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
6365 Current Rating: 6365 + 5589 = 11954 votesCurrent Rating: 6365 + 5589 = 11954 votes 5589

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
4984 Current Rating: 4984 + 4258 = 9242 votesCurrent Rating: 4984 + 4258 = 9242 votes 4258

[138] 22: I love your forehead
4247 Current Rating: 4247 + 3645 = 7892 votesCurrent Rating: 4247 + 3645 = 7892 votes 3645

[137] 21: I got banned
4955 Current Rating: 4955 + 4131 = 9086 votesCurrent Rating: 4955 + 4131 = 9086 votes 4131

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
4950 Current Rating: 4950 + 4195 = 9145 votesCurrent Rating: 4950 + 4195 = 9145 votes 4195

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
4957 Current Rating: 4957 + 4305 = 9262 votesCurrent Rating: 4957 + 4305 = 9262 votes 4305

[134] 15: What are you watching?
5027 Current Rating: 5027 + 4207 = 9234 votesCurrent Rating: 5027 + 4207 = 9234 votes 4207

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
4587 Current Rating: 4587 + 3612 = 8199 votesCurrent Rating: 4587 + 3612 = 8199 votes 3612

[132] 13: I just want you to know
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 3549 = 7849 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 3549 = 7849 votes 3549

[131] 12: I just read that the female
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 7392 = 12060 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 7392 = 12060 votes 7392

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
5310 Current Rating: 5310 + 4406 = 9716 votesCurrent Rating: 5310 + 4406 = 9716 votes 4406






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