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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
26546 Current Rating: 26546 + 29047 = 55593 votesCurrent Rating: 26546 + 29047 = 55593 votes 29047

[339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel
13358 Current Rating: 13358 + 15841 = 29199 votesCurrent Rating: 13358 + 15841 = 29199 votes 15841

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
25053 Current Rating: 25053 + 25325 = 50378 votesCurrent Rating: 25053 + 25325 = 50378 votes 25325

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
9007 Current Rating: 9007 + 8543 = 17550 votesCurrent Rating: 9007 + 8543 = 17550 votes 8543

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
9739 Current Rating: 9739 + 8853 = 18592 votesCurrent Rating: 9739 + 8853 = 18592 votes 8853

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
8970 Current Rating: 8970 + 8335 = 17305 votesCurrent Rating: 8970 + 8335 = 17305 votes 8335

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
8782 Current Rating: 8782 + 8014 = 16796 votesCurrent Rating: 8782 + 8014 = 16796 votes 8014

[333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross
8226 Current Rating: 8226 + 7388 = 15614 votesCurrent Rating: 8226 + 7388 = 15614 votes 7388

[332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you
23661 Current Rating: 23661 + 25159 = 48820 votesCurrent Rating: 23661 + 25159 = 48820 votes 25159

[331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute
9730 Current Rating: 9730 + 8875 = 18605 votesCurrent Rating: 9730 + 8875 = 18605 votes 8875

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
11834 Current Rating: 11834 + 11692 = 23526 votesCurrent Rating: 11834 + 11692 = 23526 votes 11692


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please
9862 Current Rating: 9862 + 11931 = 21793 votesCurrent Rating: 9862 + 11931 = 21793 votes 11931

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
8328 Current Rating: 8328 + 7678 = 16006 votesCurrent Rating: 8328 + 7678 = 16006 votes 7678

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
13744 Current Rating: 13744 + 20848 = 34592 votesCurrent Rating: 13744 + 20848 = 34592 votes 20848

[326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged
11085 Current Rating: 11085 + 10434 = 21519 votesCurrent Rating: 11085 + 10434 = 21519 votes 10434

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
15354 Current Rating: 15354 + 14984 = 30338 votesCurrent Rating: 15354 + 14984 = 30338 votes 14984

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
23161 Current Rating: 23161 + 22579 = 45740 votesCurrent Rating: 23161 + 22579 = 45740 votes 22579

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
10339 Current Rating: 10339 + 9978 = 20317 votesCurrent Rating: 10339 + 9978 = 20317 votes 9978

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
12770 Current Rating: 12770 + 13911 = 26681 votesCurrent Rating: 12770 + 13911 = 26681 votes 13911

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
9893 Current Rating: 9893 + 9688 = 19581 votesCurrent Rating: 9893 + 9688 = 19581 votes 9688

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
8995 Current Rating: 8995 + 7966 = 16961 votesCurrent Rating: 8995 + 7966 = 16961 votes 7966

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
11205 Current Rating: 11205 + 10270 = 21475 votesCurrent Rating: 11205 + 10270 = 21475 votes 10270

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
9673 Current Rating: 9673 + 9635 = 19308 votesCurrent Rating: 9673 + 9635 = 19308 votes 9635

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
10166 Current Rating: 10166 + 9297 = 19463 votesCurrent Rating: 10166 + 9297 = 19463 votes 9297

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease”
7814 Current Rating: 7814 + 6679 = 14493 votesCurrent Rating: 7814 + 6679 = 14493 votes 6679

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
12025 Current Rating: 12025 + 11269 = 23294 votesCurrent Rating: 12025 + 11269 = 23294 votes 11269

[314] 2: What should we do now
7686 Current Rating: 7686 + 6849 = 14535 votesCurrent Rating: 7686 + 6849 = 14535 votes 6849

[313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house
14029 Current Rating: 14029 + 13637 = 27666 votesCurrent Rating: 14029 + 13637 = 27666 votes 13637


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
304993 Current Rating: 304993 + 366952 = 671945 votesCurrent Rating: 304993 + 366952 = 671945 votes 366952

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
9096 Current Rating: 9096 + 8274 = 17370 votesCurrent Rating: 9096 + 8274 = 17370 votes 8274

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
9131 Current Rating: 9131 + 9052 = 18183 votesCurrent Rating: 9131 + 9052 = 18183 votes 9052

[309] 21: I feel horrible
13508 Current Rating: 13508 + 12787 = 26295 votesCurrent Rating: 13508 + 12787 = 26295 votes 12787

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
10240 Current Rating: 10240 + 11519 = 21759 votesCurrent Rating: 10240 + 11519 = 21759 votes 11519

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
8885 Current Rating: 8885 + 8064 = 16949 votesCurrent Rating: 8885 + 8064 = 16949 votes 8064

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
10362 Current Rating: 10362 + 10015 = 20377 votesCurrent Rating: 10362 + 10015 = 20377 votes 10015

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
8856 Current Rating: 8856 + 7970 = 16826 votesCurrent Rating: 8856 + 7970 = 16826 votes 7970

[304] 13: What are you doing?
10226 Current Rating: 10226 + 9349 = 19575 votesCurrent Rating: 10226 + 9349 = 19575 votes 9349

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
9666 Current Rating: 9666 + 8613 = 18279 votesCurrent Rating: 9666 + 8613 = 18279 votes 8613

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
11579 Current Rating: 11579 + 11867 = 23446 votesCurrent Rating: 11579 + 11867 = 23446 votes 11867

[301] 7: I’m from the church
9380 Current Rating: 9380 + 9773 = 19153 votesCurrent Rating: 9380 + 9773 = 19153 votes 9773

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
9413 Current Rating: 9413 + 8664 = 18077 votesCurrent Rating: 9413 + 8664 = 18077 votes 8664

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
11088 Current Rating: 11088 + 10686 = 21774 votesCurrent Rating: 11088 + 10686 = 21774 votes 10686

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
25182 Current Rating: 25182 + 31857 = 57039 votesCurrent Rating: 25182 + 31857 = 57039 votes 31857

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
11745 Current Rating: 11745 + 10732 = 22477 votesCurrent Rating: 11745 + 10732 = 22477 votes 10732


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
8967 Current Rating: 8967 + 8316 = 17283 votesCurrent Rating: 8967 + 8316 = 17283 votes 8316

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
10431 Current Rating: 10431 + 10232 = 20663 votesCurrent Rating: 10431 + 10232 = 20663 votes 10232

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
7559 Current Rating: 7559 + 7400 = 14959 votesCurrent Rating: 7559 + 7400 = 14959 votes 7400

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
8227 Current Rating: 8227 + 7255 = 15482 votesCurrent Rating: 8227 + 7255 = 15482 votes 7255

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
7567 Current Rating: 7567 + 7269 = 14836 votesCurrent Rating: 7567 + 7269 = 14836 votes 7269

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
8899 Current Rating: 8899 + 8268 = 17167 votesCurrent Rating: 8899 + 8268 = 17167 votes 8268

[290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair
13902 Current Rating: 13902 + 14136 = 28038 votesCurrent Rating: 13902 + 14136 = 28038 votes 14136

[289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied
8697 Current Rating: 8697 + 7627 = 16324 votesCurrent Rating: 8697 + 7627 = 16324 votes 7627

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
9532 Current Rating: 9532 + 8885 = 18417 votesCurrent Rating: 9532 + 8885 = 18417 votes 8885

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
10448 Current Rating: 10448 + 10083 = 20531 votesCurrent Rating: 10448 + 10083 = 20531 votes 10083

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
9561 Current Rating: 9561 + 8803 = 18364 votesCurrent Rating: 9561 + 8803 = 18364 votes 8803

[285] 9: Why so sad?
7643 Current Rating: 7643 + 6913 = 14556 votesCurrent Rating: 7643 + 6913 = 14556 votes 6913

[284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up
8701 Current Rating: 8701 + 8395 = 17096 votesCurrent Rating: 8701 + 8395 = 17096 votes 8395

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
9119 Current Rating: 9119 + 8275 = 17394 votesCurrent Rating: 9119 + 8275 = 17394 votes 8275

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
9209 Current Rating: 9209 + 8469 = 17678 votesCurrent Rating: 9209 + 8469 = 17678 votes 8469

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
9649 Current Rating: 9649 + 8672 = 18321 votesCurrent Rating: 9649 + 8672 = 18321 votes 8672

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
7714 Current Rating: 7714 + 6837 = 14551 votesCurrent Rating: 7714 + 6837 = 14551 votes 6837


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
8657 Current Rating: 8657 + 7812 = 16469 votesCurrent Rating: 8657 + 7812 = 16469 votes 7812

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 8368 = 17524 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 8368 = 17524 votes 8368

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
9403 Current Rating: 9403 + 8791 = 18194 votesCurrent Rating: 9403 + 8791 = 18194 votes 8791

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
11108 Current Rating: 11108 + 10627 = 21735 votesCurrent Rating: 11108 + 10627 = 21735 votes 10627

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
8885 Current Rating: 8885 + 8023 = 16908 votesCurrent Rating: 8885 + 8023 = 16908 votes 8023

[274] 24: I am the manager
10223 Current Rating: 10223 + 11785 = 22008 votesCurrent Rating: 10223 + 11785 = 22008 votes 11785

[273] 23: Haven’t we met before?
7931 Current Rating: 7931 + 7047 = 14978 votesCurrent Rating: 7931 + 7047 = 14978 votes 7047

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
10365 Current Rating: 10365 + 10170 = 20535 votesCurrent Rating: 10365 + 10170 = 20535 votes 10170

[271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates
9870 Current Rating: 9870 + 10568 = 20438 votesCurrent Rating: 9870 + 10568 = 20438 votes 10568

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
7641 Current Rating: 7641 + 6596 = 14237 votesCurrent Rating: 7641 + 6596 = 14237 votes 6596

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
9261 Current Rating: 9261 + 8335 = 17596 votesCurrent Rating: 9261 + 8335 = 17596 votes 8335

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
9712 Current Rating: 9712 + 9070 = 18782 votesCurrent Rating: 9712 + 9070 = 18782 votes 9070

[267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house!
8839 Current Rating: 8839 + 8336 = 17175 votesCurrent Rating: 8839 + 8336 = 17175 votes 8336

[266] 11: I think it’s time I got married
7300 Current Rating: 7300 + 6358 = 13658 votesCurrent Rating: 7300 + 6358 = 13658 votes 6358

[265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist
10575 Current Rating: 10575 + 10270 = 20845 votesCurrent Rating: 10575 + 10270 = 20845 votes 10270

[264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow
16554 Current Rating: 16554 + 16989 = 33543 votesCurrent Rating: 16554 + 16989 = 33543 votes 16989

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
7373 Current Rating: 7373 + 6545 = 13918 votesCurrent Rating: 7373 + 6545 = 13918 votes 6545

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
10003 Current Rating: 10003 + 9142 = 19145 votesCurrent Rating: 10003 + 9142 = 19145 votes 9142


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me
7615 Current Rating: 7615 + 6540 = 14155 votesCurrent Rating: 7615 + 6540 = 14155 votes 6540

[260] 29: Wait here
9510 Current Rating: 9510 + 8834 = 18344 votesCurrent Rating: 9510 + 8834 = 18344 votes 8834

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
9549 Current Rating: 9549 + 8701 = 18250 votesCurrent Rating: 9549 + 8701 = 18250 votes 8701

[258] 27: What’s going on?
8945 Current Rating: 8945 + 8389 = 17334 votesCurrent Rating: 8945 + 8389 = 17334 votes 8389

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
9368 Current Rating: 9368 + 8911 = 18279 votesCurrent Rating: 9368 + 8911 = 18279 votes 8911

[256] 23: As my lawyer
9837 Current Rating: 9837 + 9070 = 18907 votesCurrent Rating: 9837 + 9070 = 18907 votes 9070

[255] 22: Sex is the price
8046 Current Rating: 8046 + 9903 = 17949 votesCurrent Rating: 8046 + 9903 = 17949 votes 9903

[254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice
8076 Current Rating: 8076 + 7253 = 15329 votesCurrent Rating: 8076 + 7253 = 15329 votes 7253

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
9017 Current Rating: 9017 + 8130 = 17147 votesCurrent Rating: 9017 + 8130 = 17147 votes 8130

[252] 16: I know you’re growing up
36196 Current Rating: 36196 + 44808 = 81004 votesCurrent Rating: 36196 + 44808 = 81004 votes 44808

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
11863 Current Rating: 11863 + 14197 = 26060 votesCurrent Rating: 11863 + 14197 = 26060 votes 14197

[250] 14: Those look heavy
9927 Current Rating: 9927 + 9467 = 19394 votesCurrent Rating: 9927 + 9467 = 19394 votes 9467

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
16307 Current Rating: 16307 + 28026 = 44333 votesCurrent Rating: 16307 + 28026 = 44333 votes 28026

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
9341 Current Rating: 9341 + 10067 = 19408 votesCurrent Rating: 9341 + 10067 = 19408 votes 10067

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
8894 Current Rating: 8894 + 7781 = 16675 votesCurrent Rating: 8894 + 7781 = 16675 votes 7781

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
7922 Current Rating: 7922 + 7116 = 15038 votesCurrent Rating: 7922 + 7116 = 15038 votes 7116

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
9548 Current Rating: 9548 + 8816 = 18364 votesCurrent Rating: 9548 + 8816 = 18364 votes 8816

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
10225 Current Rating: 10225 + 9640 = 19865 votesCurrent Rating: 10225 + 9640 = 19865 votes 9640

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
10258 Current Rating: 10258 + 9455 = 19713 votesCurrent Rating: 10258 + 9455 = 19713 votes 9455

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
7299 Current Rating: 7299 + 9675 = 16974 votesCurrent Rating: 7299 + 9675 = 16974 votes 9675

[241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral
12099 Current Rating: 12099 + 11645 = 23744 votesCurrent Rating: 12099 + 11645 = 23744 votes 11645


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
11792 Current Rating: 11792 + 10830 = 22622 votesCurrent Rating: 11792 + 10830 = 22622 votes 10830

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
9809 Current Rating: 9809 + 9161 = 18970 votesCurrent Rating: 9809 + 9161 = 18970 votes 9161

[238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous
8620 Current Rating: 8620 + 7716 = 16336 votesCurrent Rating: 8620 + 7716 = 16336 votes 7716

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
7895 Current Rating: 7895 + 7021 = 14916 votesCurrent Rating: 7895 + 7021 = 14916 votes 7021

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
13460 Current Rating: 13460 + 12367 = 25827 votesCurrent Rating: 13460 + 12367 = 25827 votes 12367

[235] 23: My dog died last week
8425 Current Rating: 8425 + 7331 = 15756 votesCurrent Rating: 8425 + 7331 = 15756 votes 7331

[234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you
25144 Current Rating: 25144 + 24780 = 49924 votesCurrent Rating: 25144 + 24780 = 49924 votes 24780

[233] 21: Hey, what’s new?
8960 Current Rating: 8960 + 9630 = 18590 votesCurrent Rating: 8960 + 9630 = 18590 votes 9630

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
8832 Current Rating: 8832 + 7916 = 16748 votesCurrent Rating: 8832 + 7916 = 16748 votes 7916

[231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs?
9159 Current Rating: 9159 + 8308 = 17467 votesCurrent Rating: 9159 + 8308 = 17467 votes 8308

[230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here
9001 Current Rating: 9001 + 8399 = 17400 votesCurrent Rating: 9001 + 8399 = 17400 votes 8399

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
8975 Current Rating: 8975 + 8118 = 17093 votesCurrent Rating: 8975 + 8118 = 17093 votes 8118

[228] 10: You have to defend me
11473 Current Rating: 11473 + 11920 = 23393 votesCurrent Rating: 11473 + 11920 = 23393 votes 11920

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
10150 Current Rating: 10150 + 9782 = 19932 votesCurrent Rating: 10150 + 9782 = 19932 votes 9782

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
11871 Current Rating: 11871 + 11844 = 23715 votesCurrent Rating: 11871 + 11844 = 23715 votes 11844

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
9404 Current Rating: 9404 + 8528 = 17932 votesCurrent Rating: 9404 + 8528 = 17932 votes 8528

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
8134 Current Rating: 8134 + 10306 = 18440 votesCurrent Rating: 8134 + 10306 = 18440 votes 10306

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
10639 Current Rating: 10639 + 9811 = 20450 votesCurrent Rating: 10639 + 9811 = 20450 votes 9811

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
9445 Current Rating: 9445 + 9071 = 18516 votesCurrent Rating: 9445 + 9071 = 18516 votes 9071

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
9577 Current Rating: 9577 + 11197 = 20774 votesCurrent Rating: 9577 + 11197 = 20774 votes 11197


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
15265 Current Rating: 15265 + 16159 = 31424 votesCurrent Rating: 15265 + 16159 = 31424 votes 16159

[219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies
9925 Current Rating: 9925 + 9027 = 18952 votesCurrent Rating: 9925 + 9027 = 18952 votes 9027

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
9814 Current Rating: 9814 + 11699 = 21513 votesCurrent Rating: 9814 + 11699 = 21513 votes 11699

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
7551 Current Rating: 7551 + 10109 = 17660 votesCurrent Rating: 7551 + 10109 = 17660 votes 10109

[216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on
8400 Current Rating: 8400 + 9886 = 18286 votesCurrent Rating: 8400 + 9886 = 18286 votes 9886

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
10438 Current Rating: 10438 + 12209 = 22647 votesCurrent Rating: 10438 + 12209 = 22647 votes 12209

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
9035 Current Rating: 9035 + 9204 = 18239 votesCurrent Rating: 9035 + 9204 = 18239 votes 9204

[213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go?
8109 Current Rating: 8109 + 6823 = 14932 votesCurrent Rating: 8109 + 6823 = 14932 votes 6823

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
9761 Current Rating: 9761 + 10075 = 19836 votesCurrent Rating: 9761 + 10075 = 19836 votes 10075

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
9448 Current Rating: 9448 + 8577 = 18025 votesCurrent Rating: 9448 + 8577 = 18025 votes 8577

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
7951 Current Rating: 7951 + 7335 = 15286 votesCurrent Rating: 7951 + 7335 = 15286 votes 7335

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
14653 Current Rating: 14653 + 13896 = 28549 votesCurrent Rating: 14653 + 13896 = 28549 votes 13896

[208] 12: Since we got married
8759 Current Rating: 8759 + 8405 = 17164 votesCurrent Rating: 8759 + 8405 = 17164 votes 8405

[207] 11: We’ve both been given parts
12480 Current Rating: 12480 + 12068 = 24548 votesCurrent Rating: 12480 + 12068 = 24548 votes 12068

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
13645 Current Rating: 13645 + 14852 = 28497 votesCurrent Rating: 13645 + 14852 = 28497 votes 14852

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
8665 Current Rating: 8665 + 8225 = 16890 votesCurrent Rating: 8665 + 8225 = 16890 votes 8225

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
8613 Current Rating: 8613 + 9580 = 18193 votesCurrent Rating: 8613 + 9580 = 18193 votes 9580

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
12131 Current Rating: 12131 + 13245 = 25376 votesCurrent Rating: 12131 + 13245 = 25376 votes 13245

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
8599 Current Rating: 8599 + 7529 = 16128 votesCurrent Rating: 8599 + 7529 = 16128 votes 7529


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
8711 Current Rating: 8711 + 8104 = 16815 votesCurrent Rating: 8711 + 8104 = 16815 votes 8104

[200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking
13749 Current Rating: 13749 + 14387 = 28136 votesCurrent Rating: 13749 + 14387 = 28136 votes 14387

[199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath
13666 Current Rating: 13666 + 13999 = 27665 votesCurrent Rating: 13666 + 13999 = 27665 votes 13999

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
10612 Current Rating: 10612 + 11726 = 22338 votesCurrent Rating: 10612 + 11726 = 22338 votes 11726

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
7989 Current Rating: 7989 + 8789 = 16778 votesCurrent Rating: 7989 + 8789 = 16778 votes 8789

[196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape
15137 Current Rating: 15137 + 16720 = 31857 votesCurrent Rating: 15137 + 16720 = 31857 votes 16720

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
7272 Current Rating: 7272 + 6377 = 13649 votesCurrent Rating: 7272 + 6377 = 13649 votes 6377

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
15553 Current Rating: 15553 + 16889 = 32442 votesCurrent Rating: 15553 + 16889 = 32442 votes 16889

[193] 16: You haven’t complimented me
8186 Current Rating: 8186 + 7257 = 15443 votesCurrent Rating: 8186 + 7257 = 15443 votes 7257

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
11475 Current Rating: 11475 + 15529 = 27004 votesCurrent Rating: 11475 + 15529 = 27004 votes 15529

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
9443 Current Rating: 9443 + 10980 = 20423 votesCurrent Rating: 9443 + 10980 = 20423 votes 10980

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
8648 Current Rating: 8648 + 7884 = 16532 votesCurrent Rating: 8648 + 7884 = 16532 votes 7884

[189] 12: I’m from PC Support
11163 Current Rating: 11163 + 10223 = 21386 votesCurrent Rating: 11163 + 10223 = 21386 votes 10223

[188] 9: I’m so glad that you
8145 Current Rating: 8145 + 7434 = 15579 votesCurrent Rating: 8145 + 7434 = 15579 votes 7434

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
34348 Current Rating: 34348 + 35046 = 69394 votesCurrent Rating: 34348 + 35046 = 69394 votes 35046

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
9036 Current Rating: 9036 + 8157 = 17193 votesCurrent Rating: 9036 + 8157 = 17193 votes 8157

[185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support
8978 Current Rating: 8978 + 8211 = 17189 votesCurrent Rating: 8978 + 8211 = 17189 votes 8211


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
7939 Current Rating: 7939 + 6909 = 14848 votesCurrent Rating: 7939 + 6909 = 14848 votes 6909

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
11534 Current Rating: 11534 + 10945 = 22479 votesCurrent Rating: 11534 + 10945 = 22479 votes 10945

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
15330 Current Rating: 15330 + 14537 = 29867 votesCurrent Rating: 15330 + 14537 = 29867 votes 14537

[181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed
8946 Current Rating: 8946 + 8191 = 17137 votesCurrent Rating: 8946 + 8191 = 17137 votes 8191

[180] 24: The good news is that
8831 Current Rating: 8831 + 7799 = 16630 votesCurrent Rating: 8831 + 7799 = 16630 votes 7799

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
9864 Current Rating: 9864 + 8913 = 18777 votesCurrent Rating: 9864 + 8913 = 18777 votes 8913

[178] 19: My doctor told me
9123 Current Rating: 9123 + 8271 = 17394 votesCurrent Rating: 9123 + 8271 = 17394 votes 8271

[177] 18: As my lawyer
9729 Current Rating: 9729 + 11347 = 21076 votesCurrent Rating: 9729 + 11347 = 21076 votes 11347

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
9059 Current Rating: 9059 + 10770 = 19829 votesCurrent Rating: 9059 + 10770 = 19829 votes 10770

[175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary
10890 Current Rating: 10890 + 10633 = 21523 votesCurrent Rating: 10890 + 10633 = 21523 votes 10633

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
9323 Current Rating: 9323 + 8406 = 17729 votesCurrent Rating: 9323 + 8406 = 17729 votes 8406

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
9416 Current Rating: 9416 + 8487 = 17903 votesCurrent Rating: 9416 + 8487 = 17903 votes 8487

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
8626 Current Rating: 8626 + 7959 = 16585 votesCurrent Rating: 8626 + 7959 = 16585 votes 7959

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
10925 Current Rating: 10925 + 12817 = 23742 votesCurrent Rating: 10925 + 12817 = 23742 votes 12817

[170] 9: I just had another fight
9937 Current Rating: 9937 + 9011 = 18948 votesCurrent Rating: 9937 + 9011 = 18948 votes 9011

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
9023 Current Rating: 9023 + 8663 = 17686 votesCurrent Rating: 9023 + 8663 = 17686 votes 8663

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
8083 Current Rating: 8083 + 7199 = 15282 votesCurrent Rating: 8083 + 7199 = 15282 votes 7199

[167] 4: Do you know why
13977 Current Rating: 13977 + 14187 = 28164 votesCurrent Rating: 13977 + 14187 = 28164 votes 14187

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
11142 Current Rating: 11142 + 9977 = 21119 votesCurrent Rating: 11142 + 9977 = 21119 votes 9977

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
9948 Current Rating: 9948 + 9835 = 19783 votesCurrent Rating: 9948 + 9835 = 19783 votes 9835

[164] 1: I don’t understand my wife
8698 Current Rating: 8698 + 7906 = 16604 votesCurrent Rating: 8698 + 7906 = 16604 votes 7906


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
7337 Current Rating: 7337 + 6145 = 13482 votesCurrent Rating: 7337 + 6145 = 13482 votes 6145

[162] 25: What?
10426 Current Rating: 10426 + 9646 = 20072 votesCurrent Rating: 10426 + 9646 = 20072 votes 9646

[161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl
9336 Current Rating: 9336 + 8655 = 17991 votesCurrent Rating: 9336 + 8655 = 17991 votes 8655

[160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up
8590 Current Rating: 8590 + 7596 = 16186 votesCurrent Rating: 8590 + 7596 = 16186 votes 7596

[159] 22: She’s pretty hot
7292 Current Rating: 7292 + 6061 = 13353 votesCurrent Rating: 7292 + 6061 = 13353 votes 6061

[158] 19: You look well rested
9555 Current Rating: 9555 + 8854 = 18409 votesCurrent Rating: 9555 + 8854 = 18409 votes 8854

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
11663 Current Rating: 11663 + 10955 = 22618 votesCurrent Rating: 11663 + 10955 = 22618 votes 10955

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
8999 Current Rating: 8999 + 8240 = 17239 votesCurrent Rating: 8999 + 8240 = 17239 votes 8240

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
7198 Current Rating: 7198 + 6235 = 13433 votesCurrent Rating: 7198 + 6235 = 13433 votes 6235

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
6870 Current Rating: 6870 + 6115 = 12985 votesCurrent Rating: 6870 + 6115 = 12985 votes 6115

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
8563 Current Rating: 8563 + 7993 = 16556 votesCurrent Rating: 8563 + 7993 = 16556 votes 7993

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
9737 Current Rating: 9737 + 9075 = 18812 votesCurrent Rating: 9737 + 9075 = 18812 votes 9075

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
9153 Current Rating: 9153 + 8209 = 17362 votesCurrent Rating: 9153 + 8209 = 17362 votes 8209

[150] 9: I’m so tired of faking
9671 Current Rating: 9671 + 8948 = 18619 votesCurrent Rating: 9671 + 8948 = 18619 votes 8948

[149] 8: I don’t know what to do
10185 Current Rating: 10185 + 9534 = 19719 votesCurrent Rating: 10185 + 9534 = 19719 votes 9534

[148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day?
10076 Current Rating: 10076 + 9860 = 19936 votesCurrent Rating: 10076 + 9860 = 19936 votes 9860

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
9082 Current Rating: 9082 + 8188 = 17270 votesCurrent Rating: 9082 + 8188 = 17270 votes 8188

[146] 3: What do women and dog
7852 Current Rating: 7852 + 6926 = 14778 votesCurrent Rating: 7852 + 6926 = 14778 votes 6926

[145] 2: You look happy
7869 Current Rating: 7869 + 6994 = 14863 votesCurrent Rating: 7869 + 6994 = 14863 votes 6994

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
11661 Current Rating: 11661 + 11427 = 23088 votesCurrent Rating: 11661 + 11427 = 23088 votes 11427


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
9334 Current Rating: 9334 + 8595 = 17929 votesCurrent Rating: 9334 + 8595 = 17929 votes 8595

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
8847 Current Rating: 8847 + 8000 = 16847 votesCurrent Rating: 8847 + 8000 = 16847 votes 8000

[141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while
9165 Current Rating: 9165 + 8400 = 17565 votesCurrent Rating: 9165 + 8400 = 17565 votes 8400

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
14012 Current Rating: 14012 + 13118 = 27130 votesCurrent Rating: 14012 + 13118 = 27130 votes 13118

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
9323 Current Rating: 9323 + 8708 = 18031 votesCurrent Rating: 9323 + 8708 = 18031 votes 8708

[138] 22: I love your forehead
12625 Current Rating: 12625 + 11746 = 24371 votesCurrent Rating: 12625 + 11746 = 24371 votes 11746

[137] 21: I got banned
9053 Current Rating: 9053 + 8097 = 17150 votesCurrent Rating: 9053 + 8097 = 17150 votes 8097

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
8974 Current Rating: 8974 + 8213 = 17187 votesCurrent Rating: 8974 + 8213 = 17187 votes 8213

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
9014 Current Rating: 9014 + 8491 = 17505 votesCurrent Rating: 9014 + 8491 = 17505 votes 8491

[134] 15: What are you watching?
9331 Current Rating: 9331 + 8474 = 17805 votesCurrent Rating: 9331 + 8474 = 17805 votes 8474

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
8527 Current Rating: 8527 + 7385 = 15912 votesCurrent Rating: 8527 + 7385 = 15912 votes 7385

[132] 13: I just want you to know
8945 Current Rating: 8945 + 8027 = 16972 votesCurrent Rating: 8945 + 8027 = 16972 votes 8027

[131] 12: I just read that the female
7946 Current Rating: 7946 + 10629 = 18575 votesCurrent Rating: 7946 + 10629 = 18575 votes 10629

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
17472 Current Rating: 17472 + 16979 = 34451 votesCurrent Rating: 17472 + 16979 = 34451 votes 16979






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