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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
18631 Current Rating: 18631 + 22596 = 41227 votesCurrent Rating: 18631 + 22596 = 41227 votes 22596

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
7779 Current Rating: 7779 + 8468 = 16247 votesCurrent Rating: 7779 + 8468 = 16247 votes 8468

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
13976 Current Rating: 13976 + 14875 = 28851 votesCurrent Rating: 13976 + 14875 = 28851 votes 14875

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 2789 = 5939 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 2789 = 5939 votes 2789

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 3061 = 6878 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 3061 = 6878 votes 3061

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 2987 = 6636 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 2987 = 6636 votes 2987

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2910 = 6534 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2910 = 6534 votes 2910

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 2691 = 6235 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 2691 = 6235 votes 2691

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
4875 Current Rating: 4875 + 4052 = 8927 votesCurrent Rating: 4875 + 4052 = 8927 votes 4052

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
3711 Current Rating: 3711 + 2952 = 6663 votesCurrent Rating: 3711 + 2952 = 6663 votes 2952

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
5323 Current Rating: 5323 + 4942 = 10265 votesCurrent Rating: 5323 + 4942 = 10265 votes 4942


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
4159 Current Rating: 4159 + 6148 = 10307 votesCurrent Rating: 4159 + 6148 = 10307 votes 6148

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2305 = 5529 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2305 = 5529 votes 2305

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
5816 Current Rating: 5816 + 5779 = 11595 votesCurrent Rating: 5816 + 5779 = 11595 votes 5779

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
4395 Current Rating: 4395 + 3688 = 8083 votesCurrent Rating: 4395 + 3688 = 8083 votes 3688

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
5008 Current Rating: 5008 + 4103 = 9111 votesCurrent Rating: 5008 + 4103 = 9111 votes 4103

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
17192 Current Rating: 17192 + 17077 = 34269 votesCurrent Rating: 17192 + 17077 = 34269 votes 17077

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 3917 = 8157 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 3917 = 8157 votes 3917

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
7640 Current Rating: 7640 + 7131 = 14771 votesCurrent Rating: 7640 + 7131 = 14771 votes 7131

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 3836 = 7870 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 3836 = 7870 votes 3836

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 2467 = 5725 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 2467 = 5725 votes 2467

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
4384 Current Rating: 4384 + 3710 = 8094 votesCurrent Rating: 4384 + 3710 = 8094 votes 3710

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
5769 Current Rating: 5769 + 5845 = 11614 votesCurrent Rating: 5769 + 5845 = 11614 votes 5845

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 2865 = 6518 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 2865 = 6518 votes 2865

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 2267 = 5431 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 2267 = 5431 votes 2267

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
6265 Current Rating: 6265 + 5628 = 11893 votesCurrent Rating: 6265 + 5628 = 11893 votes 5628

[314] 2: What should we do now
3545 Current Rating: 3545 + 2822 = 6367 votesCurrent Rating: 3545 + 2822 = 6367 votes 2822

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 3673 = 8073 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 3673 = 8073 votes 3673


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
5448 Current Rating: 5448 + 4890 = 10338 votesCurrent Rating: 5448 + 4890 = 10338 votes 4890

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3206 = 7181 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3206 = 7181 votes 3206

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
4195 Current Rating: 4195 + 4341 = 8536 votesCurrent Rating: 4195 + 4341 = 8536 votes 4341

[309] 21: I feel horrible
5122 Current Rating: 5122 + 4321 = 9443 votesCurrent Rating: 5122 + 4321 = 9443 votes 4321

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
5444 Current Rating: 5444 + 6554 = 11998 votesCurrent Rating: 5444 + 6554 = 11998 votes 6554

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
3908 Current Rating: 3908 + 3117 = 7025 votesCurrent Rating: 3908 + 3117 = 7025 votes 3117

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 2651 = 6083 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 2651 = 6083 votes 2651

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 2962 = 6795 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 2962 = 6795 votes 2962

[304] 13: What are you doing?
4471 Current Rating: 4471 + 3734 = 8205 votesCurrent Rating: 4471 + 3734 = 8205 votes 3734

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
3491 Current Rating: 3491 + 2731 = 6222 votesCurrent Rating: 3491 + 2731 = 6222 votes 2731

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
6252 Current Rating: 6252 + 6377 = 12629 votesCurrent Rating: 6252 + 6377 = 12629 votes 6377

[301] 7: Iím from the church
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 2994 = 6923 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 2994 = 6923 votes 2994

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3381 = 7381 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3381 = 7381 votes 3381

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
4516 Current Rating: 4516 + 3923 = 8439 votesCurrent Rating: 4516 + 3923 = 8439 votes 3923

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
4409 Current Rating: 4409 + 6167 = 10576 votesCurrent Rating: 4409 + 6167 = 10576 votes 6167

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
4366 Current Rating: 4366 + 3446 = 7812 votesCurrent Rating: 4366 + 3446 = 7812 votes 3446


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 2997 = 6733 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 2997 = 6733 votes 2997

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 4135 = 8675 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 4135 = 8675 votes 4135

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
3157 Current Rating: 3157 + 2164 = 5321 votesCurrent Rating: 3157 + 2164 = 5321 votes 2164

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 2460 = 5682 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 2460 = 5682 votes 2460

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
3341 Current Rating: 3341 + 3057 = 6398 votesCurrent Rating: 3341 + 3057 = 6398 votes 3057

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
3502 Current Rating: 3502 + 2906 = 6408 votesCurrent Rating: 3502 + 2906 = 6408 votes 2906

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
3921 Current Rating: 3921 + 3009 = 6930 votesCurrent Rating: 3921 + 3009 = 6930 votes 3009

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
3160 Current Rating: 3160 + 2418 = 5578 votesCurrent Rating: 3160 + 2418 = 5578 votes 2418

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
3585 Current Rating: 3585 + 3104 = 6689 votesCurrent Rating: 3585 + 3104 = 6689 votes 3104

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 2859 = 6337 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 2859 = 6337 votes 2859

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
3283 Current Rating: 3283 + 2721 = 6004 votesCurrent Rating: 3283 + 2721 = 6004 votes 2721

[285] 9: Why so sad?
3072 Current Rating: 3072 + 2534 = 5606 votesCurrent Rating: 3072 + 2534 = 5606 votes 2534

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
3594 Current Rating: 3594 + 3150 = 6744 votesCurrent Rating: 3594 + 3150 = 6744 votes 3150

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
3289 Current Rating: 3289 + 2633 = 5922 votesCurrent Rating: 3289 + 2633 = 5922 votes 2633

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
3225 Current Rating: 3225 + 2588 = 5813 votesCurrent Rating: 3225 + 2588 = 5813 votes 2588

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
4360 Current Rating: 4360 + 3428 = 7788 votesCurrent Rating: 4360 + 3428 = 7788 votes 3428

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
3106 Current Rating: 3106 + 2544 = 5650 votesCurrent Rating: 3106 + 2544 = 5650 votes 2544


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
3361 Current Rating: 3361 + 2669 = 6030 votesCurrent Rating: 3361 + 2669 = 6030 votes 2669

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
3364 Current Rating: 3364 + 2711 = 6075 votesCurrent Rating: 3364 + 2711 = 6075 votes 2711

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
3520 Current Rating: 3520 + 2849 = 6369 votesCurrent Rating: 3520 + 2849 = 6369 votes 2849

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
3701 Current Rating: 3701 + 3165 = 6866 votesCurrent Rating: 3701 + 3165 = 6866 votes 3165

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
3597 Current Rating: 3597 + 2873 = 6470 votesCurrent Rating: 3597 + 2873 = 6470 votes 2873

[274] 24: I am the manager
3298 Current Rating: 3298 + 2666 = 5964 votesCurrent Rating: 3298 + 2666 = 5964 votes 2666

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
2974 Current Rating: 2974 + 2284 = 5258 votesCurrent Rating: 2974 + 2284 = 5258 votes 2284

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
3867 Current Rating: 3867 + 3407 = 7274 votesCurrent Rating: 3867 + 3407 = 7274 votes 3407

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3087 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3087 = 7112 votes 3087

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
2982 Current Rating: 2982 + 2198 = 5180 votesCurrent Rating: 2982 + 2198 = 5180 votes 2198

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 3055 = 6850 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 3055 = 6850 votes 3055

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 3412 = 7402 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 3412 = 7402 votes 3412

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3362 = 7195 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3362 = 7195 votes 3362

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
3017 Current Rating: 3017 + 2355 = 5372 votesCurrent Rating: 3017 + 2355 = 5372 votes 2355

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
3361 Current Rating: 3361 + 2733 = 6094 votesCurrent Rating: 3361 + 2733 = 6094 votes 2733

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
3219 Current Rating: 3219 + 2346 = 5565 votesCurrent Rating: 3219 + 2346 = 5565 votes 2346

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 2489 = 5480 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 2489 = 5480 votes 2489

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
3928 Current Rating: 3928 + 3228 = 7156 votesCurrent Rating: 3928 + 3228 = 7156 votes 3228


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 2249 = 5207 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 2249 = 5207 votes 2249

[260] 29: Wait here
3609 Current Rating: 3609 + 2957 = 6566 votesCurrent Rating: 3609 + 2957 = 6566 votes 2957

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 2925 = 6560 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 2925 = 6560 votes 2925

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 3053 = 6612 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 3053 = 6612 votes 3053

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 3019 = 6573 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 3019 = 6573 votes 3019

[256] 23: As my lawyer
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3217 = 7198 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3217 = 7198 votes 3217

[255] 22: Sex is the price
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 5222 = 8532 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 5222 = 8532 votes 5222

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 2698 = 6156 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 2698 = 6156 votes 2698

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
3152 Current Rating: 3152 + 2512 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 3152 + 2512 = 5664 votes 2512

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 6668 = 11254 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 6668 = 11254 votes 6668

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
5510 Current Rating: 5510 + 7582 = 13092 votesCurrent Rating: 5510 + 7582 = 13092 votes 7582

[250] 14: Those look heavy
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 4025 = 8729 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 4025 = 8729 votes 4025

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
7517 Current Rating: 7517 + 9048 = 16565 votesCurrent Rating: 7517 + 9048 = 16565 votes 9048

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 4829 = 8740 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 4829 = 8740 votes 4829

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2389 = 5595 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2389 = 5595 votes 2389

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 2573 = 5885 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 2573 = 5885 votes 2573

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
3824 Current Rating: 3824 + 3145 = 6969 votesCurrent Rating: 3824 + 3145 = 6969 votes 3145

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 4160 = 8953 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 4160 = 8953 votes 4160

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
4033 Current Rating: 4033 + 3336 = 7369 votesCurrent Rating: 4033 + 3336 = 7369 votes 3336

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 6287 = 9977 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 6287 = 9977 votes 6287

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 3892 = 8462 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 3892 = 8462 votes 3892


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
4482 Current Rating: 4482 + 3642 = 8124 votesCurrent Rating: 4482 + 3642 = 8124 votes 3642

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
3780 Current Rating: 3780 + 3074 = 6854 votesCurrent Rating: 3780 + 3074 = 6854 votes 3074

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
3723 Current Rating: 3723 + 2837 = 6560 votesCurrent Rating: 3723 + 2837 = 6560 votes 2837

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
3029 Current Rating: 3029 + 2289 = 5318 votesCurrent Rating: 3029 + 2289 = 5318 votes 2289

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 2841 = 6398 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 2841 = 6398 votes 2841

[235] 23: My dog died last week
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 2575 = 6042 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 2575 = 6042 votes 2575

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
3901 Current Rating: 3901 + 3260 = 7161 votesCurrent Rating: 3901 + 3260 = 7161 votes 3260

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
3472 Current Rating: 3472 + 4479 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 3472 + 4479 = 7951 votes 4479

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 2850 = 6468 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 2850 = 6468 votes 2850

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 2813 = 6540 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 2813 = 6540 votes 2813

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 2946 = 6445 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 2946 = 6445 votes 2946

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
3473 Current Rating: 3473 + 2722 = 6195 votesCurrent Rating: 3473 + 2722 = 6195 votes 2722

[228] 10: You have to defend me
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2718 = 6156 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2718 = 6156 votes 2718

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 2809 = 6358 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 2809 = 6358 votes 2809

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
3487 Current Rating: 3487 + 2855 = 6342 votesCurrent Rating: 3487 + 2855 = 6342 votes 2855

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 2852 = 6483 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 2852 = 6483 votes 2852

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
3971 Current Rating: 3971 + 6370 = 10341 votesCurrent Rating: 3971 + 6370 = 10341 votes 6370

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
5488 Current Rating: 5488 + 4548 = 10036 votesCurrent Rating: 5488 + 4548 = 10036 votes 4548

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
4801 Current Rating: 4801 + 4522 = 9323 votesCurrent Rating: 4801 + 4522 = 9323 votes 4522

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
4206 Current Rating: 4206 + 6054 = 10260 votesCurrent Rating: 4206 + 6054 = 10260 votes 6054


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
10154 Current Rating: 10154 + 11677 = 21831 votesCurrent Rating: 10154 + 11677 = 21831 votes 11677

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
3731 Current Rating: 3731 + 3004 = 6735 votesCurrent Rating: 3731 + 3004 = 6735 votes 3004

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
3868 Current Rating: 3868 + 5889 = 9757 votesCurrent Rating: 3868 + 5889 = 9757 votes 5889

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 6353 = 9982 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 6353 = 9982 votes 6353

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
3861 Current Rating: 3861 + 5619 = 9480 votesCurrent Rating: 3861 + 5619 = 9480 votes 5619

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 6331 = 10781 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 6331 = 10781 votes 6331

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 3117 = 7192 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 3117 = 7192 votes 3117

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
2771 Current Rating: 2771 + 1838 = 4609 votesCurrent Rating: 2771 + 1838 = 4609 votes 1838

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
2888 Current Rating: 2888 + 2147 = 5035 votesCurrent Rating: 2888 + 2147 = 5035 votes 2147

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
3592 Current Rating: 3592 + 2916 = 6508 votesCurrent Rating: 3592 + 2916 = 6508 votes 2916

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
3207 Current Rating: 3207 + 2844 = 6051 votesCurrent Rating: 3207 + 2844 = 6051 votes 2844

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
4244 Current Rating: 4244 + 3459 = 7703 votesCurrent Rating: 4244 + 3459 = 7703 votes 3459

[208] 12: Since we got married
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 4233 = 7525 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 4233 = 7525 votes 4233

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
4946 Current Rating: 4946 + 4257 = 9203 votesCurrent Rating: 4946 + 4257 = 9203 votes 4257

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
5946 Current Rating: 5946 + 6358 = 12304 votesCurrent Rating: 5946 + 6358 = 12304 votes 6358

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
4867 Current Rating: 4867 + 4469 = 9336 votesCurrent Rating: 4867 + 4469 = 9336 votes 4469

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
3655 Current Rating: 3655 + 2669 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 3655 + 2669 = 6324 votes 2669

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
5955 Current Rating: 5955 + 6501 = 12456 votesCurrent Rating: 5955 + 6501 = 12456 votes 6501

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 2875 = 6572 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 2875 = 6572 votes 2875


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3267 = 7096 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3267 = 7096 votes 3267

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
6323 Current Rating: 6323 + 6507 = 12830 votesCurrent Rating: 6323 + 6507 = 12830 votes 6507

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
7667 Current Rating: 7667 + 8035 = 15702 votesCurrent Rating: 7667 + 8035 = 15702 votes 8035

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
5134 Current Rating: 5134 + 6149 = 11283 votesCurrent Rating: 5134 + 6149 = 11283 votes 6149

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
3566 Current Rating: 3566 + 4544 = 8110 votesCurrent Rating: 3566 + 4544 = 8110 votes 4544

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
5538 Current Rating: 5538 + 4837 = 10375 votesCurrent Rating: 5538 + 4837 = 10375 votes 4837

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
3231 Current Rating: 3231 + 2637 = 5868 votesCurrent Rating: 3231 + 2637 = 5868 votes 2637

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
4526 Current Rating: 4526 + 4616 = 9142 votesCurrent Rating: 4526 + 4616 = 9142 votes 4616

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
4039 Current Rating: 4039 + 3268 = 7307 votesCurrent Rating: 4039 + 3268 = 7307 votes 3268

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
5075 Current Rating: 5075 + 8816 = 13891 votesCurrent Rating: 5075 + 8816 = 13891 votes 8816

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
3995 Current Rating: 3995 + 5919 = 9914 votesCurrent Rating: 3995 + 5919 = 9914 votes 5919

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
3594 Current Rating: 3594 + 2946 = 6540 votesCurrent Rating: 3594 + 2946 = 6540 votes 2946

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
4005 Current Rating: 4005 + 3074 = 7079 votesCurrent Rating: 4005 + 3074 = 7079 votes 3074

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 2327 = 5318 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 2327 = 5318 votes 2327

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2731 = 6178 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2731 = 6178 votes 2731

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
3276 Current Rating: 3276 + 2524 = 5800 votesCurrent Rating: 3276 + 2524 = 5800 votes 2524

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
3526 Current Rating: 3526 + 2937 = 6463 votesCurrent Rating: 3526 + 2937 = 6463 votes 2937


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2546 = 5728 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2546 = 5728 votes 2546

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
4111 Current Rating: 4111 + 3550 = 7661 votesCurrent Rating: 4111 + 3550 = 7661 votes 3550

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 2859 = 6396 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 2859 = 6396 votes 2859

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 2783 = 6142 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 2783 = 6142 votes 2783

[180] 24: The good news is that
3588 Current Rating: 3588 + 2716 = 6304 votesCurrent Rating: 3588 + 2716 = 6304 votes 2716

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
4102 Current Rating: 4102 + 3334 = 7436 votesCurrent Rating: 4102 + 3334 = 7436 votes 3334

[178] 19: My doctor told me
3297 Current Rating: 3297 + 2531 = 5828 votesCurrent Rating: 3297 + 2531 = 5828 votes 2531

[177] 18: As my lawyer
4438 Current Rating: 4438 + 6031 = 10469 votesCurrent Rating: 4438 + 6031 = 10469 votes 6031

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
3509 Current Rating: 3509 + 2876 = 6385 votesCurrent Rating: 3509 + 2876 = 6385 votes 2876

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
3942 Current Rating: 3942 + 3463 = 7405 votesCurrent Rating: 3942 + 3463 = 7405 votes 3463

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
3589 Current Rating: 3589 + 2724 = 6313 votesCurrent Rating: 3589 + 2724 = 6313 votes 2724

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 3152 = 7224 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 3152 = 7224 votes 3152

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
3572 Current Rating: 3572 + 2937 = 6509 votesCurrent Rating: 3572 + 2937 = 6509 votes 2937

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
4915 Current Rating: 4915 + 6826 = 11741 votesCurrent Rating: 4915 + 6826 = 11741 votes 6826

[170] 9: I just had another fight
3900 Current Rating: 3900 + 3108 = 7008 votesCurrent Rating: 3900 + 3108 = 7008 votes 3108

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 3336 = 6986 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 3336 = 6986 votes 3336

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
4077 Current Rating: 4077 + 3232 = 7309 votesCurrent Rating: 4077 + 3232 = 7309 votes 3232

[167] 4: Do you know why
4103 Current Rating: 4103 + 3437 = 7540 votesCurrent Rating: 4103 + 3437 = 7540 votes 3437

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
4993 Current Rating: 4993 + 4081 = 9074 votesCurrent Rating: 4993 + 4081 = 9074 votes 4081

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
4213 Current Rating: 4213 + 4196 = 8409 votesCurrent Rating: 4213 + 4196 = 8409 votes 4196

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
3291 Current Rating: 3291 + 2638 = 5929 votesCurrent Rating: 3291 + 2638 = 5929 votes 2638


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
2950 Current Rating: 2950 + 2143 = 5093 votesCurrent Rating: 2950 + 2143 = 5093 votes 2143

[162] 25: What?
4068 Current Rating: 4068 + 3435 = 7503 votesCurrent Rating: 4068 + 3435 = 7503 votes 3435

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
3802 Current Rating: 3802 + 3198 = 7000 votesCurrent Rating: 3802 + 3198 = 7000 votes 3198

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
2845 Current Rating: 2845 + 2256 = 5101 votesCurrent Rating: 2845 + 2256 = 5101 votes 2256

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 2149 = 5164 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 2149 = 5164 votes 2149

[158] 19: You look well rested
3823 Current Rating: 3823 + 3061 = 6884 votesCurrent Rating: 3823 + 3061 = 6884 votes 3061

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
5154 Current Rating: 5154 + 4551 = 9705 votesCurrent Rating: 5154 + 4551 = 9705 votes 4551

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 3918 = 8367 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 3918 = 8367 votes 3918

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2379 = 5513 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2379 = 5513 votes 2379

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2619 = 5919 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2619 = 5919 votes 2619

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 2820 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 2820 = 6446 votes 2820

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 2917 = 6438 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 2917 = 6438 votes 2917

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
3433 Current Rating: 3433 + 2702 = 6135 votesCurrent Rating: 3433 + 2702 = 6135 votes 2702

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
3439 Current Rating: 3439 + 2948 = 6387 votesCurrent Rating: 3439 + 2948 = 6387 votes 2948

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 2980 = 6695 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 2980 = 6695 votes 2980

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 3415 = 7230 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 3415 = 7230 votes 3415

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
3539 Current Rating: 3539 + 2690 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3539 + 2690 = 6229 votes 2690

[146] 3: What do women and dog
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 2472 = 5567 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 2472 = 5567 votes 2472

[145] 2: You look happy
3034 Current Rating: 3034 + 2289 = 5323 votesCurrent Rating: 3034 + 2289 = 5323 votes 2289

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
4343 Current Rating: 4343 + 3764 = 8107 votesCurrent Rating: 4343 + 3764 = 8107 votes 3764


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 2853 = 6390 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 2853 = 6390 votes 2853

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
3597 Current Rating: 3597 + 2824 = 6421 votesCurrent Rating: 3597 + 2824 = 6421 votes 2824

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
3085 Current Rating: 3085 + 2468 = 5553 votesCurrent Rating: 3085 + 2468 = 5553 votes 2468

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
4301 Current Rating: 4301 + 3692 = 7993 votesCurrent Rating: 4301 + 3692 = 7993 votes 3692

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2988 = 6611 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2988 = 6611 votes 2988

[138] 22: I love your forehead
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 2490 = 5530 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 2490 = 5530 votes 2490

[137] 21: I got banned
3660 Current Rating: 3660 + 2889 = 6549 votesCurrent Rating: 3660 + 2889 = 6549 votes 2889

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
3503 Current Rating: 3503 + 2797 = 6300 votesCurrent Rating: 3503 + 2797 = 6300 votes 2797

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 3027 = 6645 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 3027 = 6645 votes 3027

[134] 15: What are you watching?
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2922 = 6554 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2922 = 6554 votes 2922

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 2419 = 5711 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 2419 = 5711 votes 2419

[132] 13: I just want you to know
2924 Current Rating: 2924 + 2271 = 5195 votesCurrent Rating: 2924 + 2271 = 5195 votes 2271

[131] 12: I just read that the female
3582 Current Rating: 3582 + 6371 = 9953 votesCurrent Rating: 3582 + 6371 = 9953 votes 6371

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 3026 = 6923 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 3026 = 6923 votes 3026






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