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Dec 2010 [340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year! 26546   29047 [339] 17: I’ve been waiting at the baggage carousel 13358   15841 [338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking 25053   25325 [337] 13: How was your trip to the States? 9007   8543 [336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 9739   8853 [335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel 8970   8335 [334] 8: One must not become attached to animals 8782   8014 [333] 7: I’m from the Red Cross 8226   7388 [332] 6: I’ve got a riddle for you 23661   25159 [331] 3: I know you’re a prostitute 9730   8875 [330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order? 11834   11692
| | Nov 2010 [329] 30: If that is all, it’ll be R650 please 9862   11931 [328] 29: What do you say to a woman 8328   7678 [327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God? 13744   20848 [326] 24: I’m so happy that we’re now engaged 11085   10434 [325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium 15354   14984 [324] 21: The new Faceless book 23161   22579 [323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend 10339   9978 [322] 15: I have a new chat up line 12770   13911 [321] 12: Can you spare me some change? 9893   9688 [320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow 8995   7966 [319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby 11205   10270 [318] 9: I`d like to return these 9673   9635 [317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn 10166   9297 [316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has “Hoover`s Disease” 7814   6679 [315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife 12025   11269 [314] 2: What should we do now 7686   6849 [313] 1: Thank goodness I’m out of the house 14029   13637
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| Oct 2010 [312] 28: My goldfish is sick 304993   366952 [311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny 9096   8274 [310] 25: I got caught masturbating 9131   9052 [309] 21: I feel horrible 13508   12787 [308] 20: Can I buy you a drink 10240   11519 [307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again 8885   8064 [306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons 10362   10015 [305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once 8856   7970 [304] 13: What are you doing? 10226   9349 [303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here 9666   8613 [302] 11: Check out my new digital camera 11579   11867 [301] 7: I’m from the church 9380   9773 [300] 6: Why are you crying? 9413   8664 [299] 5: I hate crushing pills up 11088   10686 [298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious 25182   31857 [297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers 11745   10732
| | Sep 2010 [296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job 8967   8316 [295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News 10431   10232 [294] 27: It`s my wife`s job 7559   7400 [293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box 8227   7255 [292] 22: I`m looking for my wife 7567   7269 [291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets 8899   8268 [290] 17: I’ve decided to dye my hair 13902   14136 [289] 16: You don’t seem at all satisfied 8697   7627 [288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday? 9532   8885 [287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty? 10448   10083 [286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer? 9561   8803 [285] 9: Why so sad? 7643   6913 [284] 8: It’s that part of your annual check-up 8701   8395 [283] 7: So what have you been up to lately? 9119   8275 [282] 6: How was the pub quiz? 9209   8469 [281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do? 9649   8672 [280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now 7714   6837
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| Aug 2010 [279] 31: Do you need a bag? 8657   7812 [278] 30: Would you like to make a donation 9156   8368 [277] 27: The divorce is now finalised 9403   8791 [276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl 11108   10627 [275] 25: What are you crying about? 8885   8023 [274] 24: I am the manager 10223   11785 [273] 23: Haven’t we met before? 7931   7047 [272] 20: Why are you so fat? 10365   10170 [271] 18: You’re like a box of chocolates 9870   10568 [270] 17: I can never win an argument 7641   6596 [269] 16: My parents are so fanatical 9261   8335 [268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir? 9712   9070 [267] 12: We’ve got a GHOST in our house! 8839   8336 [266] 11: I think it’s time I got married 7300   6358 [265] 10: I hear that guy’s a gynaecologist 10575   10270 [264] 5: I’m so glad it’s payday tomorrow 16554   16989 [263] 4: Happy birthday my boy 7373   6545 [262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please? 10003   9142
| | Jul 2010 [261] 30: My wife doesn’t understand me 7615   6540 [260] 29: Wait here 9510   8834 [259] 28: How do you always stay so happy? 9549   8701 [258] 27: What’s going on? 8945   8389 [257] 26: A real man is a woman 9368   8911 [256] 23: As my lawyer 9837   9070 [255] 22: Sex is the price 8046   9903 [254] 20: I’ve done something to add some spice 8076   7253 [253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health 9017   8130 [252] 16: I know you’re growing up 36196   44808 [251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV 11863   14197 [250] 14: Those look heavy 9927   9467 [249] 13: What would you like for dinner? 16307   28026 [248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat? 9341   10067 [247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay 8894   7781 [246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ... 7922   7116 [245] 7: Down in the dumps again? 9548   8816 [244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards? 10225   9640 [243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again 10258   9455 [242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby 7299   9675 [241] 1: Yesterday at granny’s funeral 12099   11645
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| Jun 2010 [240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF 11792   10830 [239] 29: I got into trouble again 9809   9161 [238] 28: You’re looking gorgeous 8620   7716 [237] 25: Would you like to try these 7895   7021 [236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong 13460   12367 [235] 23: My dog died last week 8425   7331 [234] 22: I’ve got a tough question to ask you 25144   24780 [233] 21: Hey, what’s new? 8960   9630 [232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me 8832   7916 [231] 17: Daddy, what’s between my mom’s legs? 9159   8308 [230] 15: I’m surprised to see you here 9001   8399 [229] 14: Why are you so cross? 8975   8118 [228] 10: You have to defend me 11473   11920 [227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please? 10150   9782 [226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong? 11871   11844 [225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana 9404   8528 [224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer 8134   10306 [223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife 10639   9811 [222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms? 9445   9071 [221] 1: I can`t wait to get home 9577   11197
| | May 2010 [220] 31: If you firmed your bum up 15265   16159 [219] 28: You’re very good at pulling the ladies 9925   9027 [218] 27: I need some cyanide please 9814   11699 [217] 26: There goes a funeral procession 7551   10109 [216] 25: I’m so tired of being hit on 8400   9886 [215] 24: If I die before you do? 10438   12209 [214] 21: What are you so angry about? 9035   9204 [213] 20: He’s asked me out, should I go? 8109   6823 [212] 19: My husband is impotent 9761   10075 [211] 18: We place all our emphasis 9448   8577 [210] 14: Can I buy you a drink? 7951   7335 [209] 13: Dad what is that thing between 14653   13896 [208] 12: Since we got married 8759   8405 [207] 11: We’ve both been given parts 12480   12068 [206] 10: Why are you crying? 13645   14852 [205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!! 8665   8225 [204] 5: What`s the matter? 8613   9580 [203] 4: We live in confusing times 12131   13245 [202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women 8599   7529
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| Apr 2010 [201] 30: For her birthday 8711   8104 [200] 29: I’m sick to death of people knocking 13749   14387 [199] 28: It’s time for the baby’s bath 13666   13999 [198] 23: Did you lose a parrot 10612   11726 [197] 22: We shagged four times last night 7989   8789 [196] 21: I’ve decided to get into shape 15137   16720 [195] 20: The oldest woman in the country 7272   6377 [194] 19: Will sit-ups help 15553   16889 [193] 16: You haven’t complimented me 8186   7257 [192] 15: I married a Miss Right 11475   15529 [191] 14: I know this is our first baby 9443   10980 [190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday 8648   7884 [189] 12: I’m from PC Support 11163   10223 [188] 9: I’m so glad that you 8145   7434 [187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum 34348   35046 [186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye? 9036   8157 [185] 6: Hi, I’m from IT Support 8978   8211
| | Mar 2010 [184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town 7939   6909 [183] 29: I had to promise my wife 11534   10945 [182] 26: Where do women mostly 15330   14537 [181] 25: So I hear you’ve changed 8946   8191 [180] 24: The good news is that 8831   7799 [179] 23: Do you know how men are 9864   8913 [178] 19: My doctor told me 9123   8271 [177] 18: As my lawyer 9729   11347 [176] 17: What do you get when you give 9059   10770 [175] 16: It’s my wedding anniversary 10890   10633 [174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from? 9323   8406 [173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me 9416   8487 [172] 11: I just broke up with a girl 8626   7959 [171] 10: Why did you have to die? 10925   12817 [170] 9: I just had another fight 9937   9011 [169] 8: What`s the big idea 9023   8663 [168] 5: You eat too much junk food 8083   7199 [167] 4: Do you know why 13977   14187 [166] 3: I bought you new underpants 11142   9977 [165] 2: I now have Olympic sex 9948   9835 [164] 1: I don’t understand my wife 8698   7906
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| Feb 2010 [163] 26: I love you 7337   6145 [162] 25: What? 10426   9646 [161] 24: I’ve met this wonderful girl 9336   8655 [160] 23: I’m looking for something to spice up 8590   7596 [159] 22: She’s pretty hot 7292   6061 [158] 19: You look well rested 9555   8854 [157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby 11663   10955 [156] 17: Can I buy you a drink? 8999   8240 [155] 16: Have a drink on me 7198   6235 [154] 15: Sex is like shaving 6870   6115 [153] 12: Babe, I would go to 8563   7993 [152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words 9737   9075 [151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce 9153   8209 [150] 9: I’m so tired of faking 9671   8948 [149] 8: I don’t know what to do 10185   9534 [148] 5: How was your Valentine’s Day? 10076   9860 [147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot 9082   8188 [146] 3: What do women and dog 7852   6926 [145] 2: You look happy 7869   6994 [144] 1: What`s the best thing 11661   11427
| | Jan 2010 [143] 29: You want to play magic? 9334   8595 [142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do 8847   8000 [141] 27: I haven’t seen you for a while 9165   8400 [140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels? 14012   13118 [139] 25: I hear you bought a new car 9323   8708 [138] 22: I love your forehead 12625   11746 [137] 21: I got banned 9053   8097 [136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please 8974   8213 [135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you? 9014   8491 [134] 15: What are you watching? 9331   8474 [133] 14: Doctor, I need help 8527   7385 [132] 13: I just want you to know 8945   8027 [131] 12: I just read that the female 7946   10629 [130] 11: What are you doing with my gun? 17472   16979
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