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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
6496 Current Rating: 6496 + 5987 = 12483 votesCurrent Rating: 6496 + 5987 = 12483 votes 5987

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
9011 Current Rating: 9011 + 10287 = 19298 votesCurrent Rating: 9011 + 10287 = 19298 votes 10287

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
5213 Current Rating: 5213 + 4797 = 10010 votesCurrent Rating: 5213 + 4797 = 10010 votes 4797

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
5250 Current Rating: 5250 + 4373 = 9623 votesCurrent Rating: 5250 + 4373 = 9623 votes 4373

[557] 19: Save a cow
5895 Current Rating: 5895 + 8600 = 14495 votesCurrent Rating: 5895 + 8600 = 14495 votes 8600

[556] 15: You know the idiom
18126 Current Rating: 18126 + 19105 = 37231 votesCurrent Rating: 18126 + 19105 = 37231 votes 19105

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
13065 Current Rating: 13065 + 15008 = 28073 votesCurrent Rating: 13065 + 15008 = 28073 votes 15008

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
18977 Current Rating: 18977 + 26839 = 45816 votesCurrent Rating: 18977 + 26839 = 45816 votes 26839

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
15847 Current Rating: 15847 + 17553 = 33400 votesCurrent Rating: 15847 + 17553 = 33400 votes 17553

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
22686 Current Rating: 22686 + 26650 = 49336 votesCurrent Rating: 22686 + 26650 = 49336 votes 26650

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
15285 Current Rating: 15285 + 18028 = 33313 votesCurrent Rating: 15285 + 18028 = 33313 votes 18028

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
9085 Current Rating: 9085 + 9808 = 18893 votesCurrent Rating: 9085 + 9808 = 18893 votes 9808

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
8244 Current Rating: 8244 + 9551 = 17795 votesCurrent Rating: 8244 + 9551 = 17795 votes 9551

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
6794 Current Rating: 6794 + 6191 = 12985 votesCurrent Rating: 6794 + 6191 = 12985 votes 6191

[547] 1: I think all of those people
21311 Current Rating: 21311 + 25083 = 46394 votesCurrent Rating: 21311 + 25083 = 46394 votes 25083


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
12972 Current Rating: 12972 + 15512 = 28484 votesCurrent Rating: 12972 + 15512 = 28484 votes 15512

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
8106 Current Rating: 8106 + 7338 = 15444 votesCurrent Rating: 8106 + 7338 = 15444 votes 7338

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
9685 Current Rating: 9685 + 12097 = 21782 votesCurrent Rating: 9685 + 12097 = 21782 votes 12097

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
15018 Current Rating: 15018 + 17002 = 32020 votesCurrent Rating: 15018 + 17002 = 32020 votes 17002

[542] 23: Have you noticed
8071 Current Rating: 8071 + 7246 = 15317 votesCurrent Rating: 8071 + 7246 = 15317 votes 7246

[541] 22: I canít believe it
15461 Current Rating: 15461 + 15995 = 31456 votesCurrent Rating: 15461 + 15995 = 31456 votes 15995

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
14177 Current Rating: 14177 + 14944 = 29121 votesCurrent Rating: 14177 + 14944 = 29121 votes 14944

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
23360 Current Rating: 23360 + 27167 = 50527 votesCurrent Rating: 23360 + 27167 = 50527 votes 27167

[538] 17: A real man
8634 Current Rating: 8634 + 9989 = 18623 votesCurrent Rating: 8634 + 9989 = 18623 votes 9989

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
17230 Current Rating: 17230 + 19343 = 36573 votesCurrent Rating: 17230 + 19343 = 36573 votes 19343

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
8628 Current Rating: 8628 + 10140 = 18768 votesCurrent Rating: 8628 + 10140 = 18768 votes 10140

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
18794 Current Rating: 18794 + 21531 = 40325 votesCurrent Rating: 18794 + 21531 = 40325 votes 21531

[534] 11: Thanks Google
17701 Current Rating: 17701 + 20113 = 37814 votesCurrent Rating: 17701 + 20113 = 37814 votes 20113

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
15940 Current Rating: 15940 + 18351 = 34291 votesCurrent Rating: 15940 + 18351 = 34291 votes 18351

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
13571 Current Rating: 13571 + 15584 = 29155 votesCurrent Rating: 13571 + 15584 = 29155 votes 15584

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
4654 Current Rating: 4654 + 4268 = 8922 votesCurrent Rating: 4654 + 4268 = 8922 votes 4268

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 3541 = 7729 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 3541 = 7729 votes 3541

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
5922 Current Rating: 5922 + 5432 = 11354 votesCurrent Rating: 5922 + 5432 = 11354 votes 5432

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
4022 Current Rating: 4022 + 5001 = 9023 votesCurrent Rating: 4022 + 5001 = 9023 votes 5001

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
3719 Current Rating: 3719 + 3103 = 6822 votesCurrent Rating: 3719 + 3103 = 6822 votes 3103

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 3035 = 6667 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 3035 = 6667 votes 3035


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
3879 Current Rating: 3879 + 3147 = 7026 votesCurrent Rating: 3879 + 3147 = 7026 votes 3147

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
4246 Current Rating: 4246 + 5449 = 9695 votesCurrent Rating: 4246 + 5449 = 9695 votes 5449

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
4656 Current Rating: 4656 + 4594 = 9250 votesCurrent Rating: 4656 + 4594 = 9250 votes 4594

[522] 26: Hey babe
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 4591 = 9219 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 4591 = 9219 votes 4591

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
7600 Current Rating: 7600 + 7495 = 15095 votesCurrent Rating: 7600 + 7495 = 15095 votes 7495

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
9357 Current Rating: 9357 + 11096 = 20453 votesCurrent Rating: 9357 + 11096 = 20453 votes 11096

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
27078 Current Rating: 27078 + 27935 = 55013 votesCurrent Rating: 27078 + 27935 = 55013 votes 27935

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
11592 Current Rating: 11592 + 13722 = 25314 votesCurrent Rating: 11592 + 13722 = 25314 votes 13722

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
14716 Current Rating: 14716 + 17333 = 32049 votesCurrent Rating: 14716 + 17333 = 32049 votes 17333

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
12751 Current Rating: 12751 + 15383 = 28134 votesCurrent Rating: 12751 + 15383 = 28134 votes 15383

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
29556 Current Rating: 29556 + 29941 = 59497 votesCurrent Rating: 29556 + 29941 = 59497 votes 29941

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
44589 Current Rating: 44589 + 46572 = 91161 votesCurrent Rating: 44589 + 46572 = 91161 votes 46572

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
27000 Current Rating: 27000 + 27169 = 54169 votesCurrent Rating: 27000 + 27169 = 54169 votes 27169

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
14283 Current Rating: 14283 + 15855 = 30138 votesCurrent Rating: 14283 + 15855 = 30138 votes 15855

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
29326 Current Rating: 29326 + 31086 = 60412 votesCurrent Rating: 29326 + 31086 = 60412 votes 31086

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
4376 Current Rating: 4376 + 3750 = 8126 votesCurrent Rating: 4376 + 3750 = 8126 votes 3750

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
31007 Current Rating: 31007 + 37807 = 68814 votesCurrent Rating: 31007 + 37807 = 68814 votes 37807

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
8323 Current Rating: 8323 + 9904 = 18227 votesCurrent Rating: 8323 + 9904 = 18227 votes 9904

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
15037 Current Rating: 15037 + 17516 = 32553 votesCurrent Rating: 15037 + 17516 = 32553 votes 17516

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
11962 Current Rating: 11962 + 13592 = 25554 votesCurrent Rating: 11962 + 13592 = 25554 votes 13592

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
10272 Current Rating: 10272 + 11260 = 21532 votesCurrent Rating: 10272 + 11260 = 21532 votes 11260


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
30768 Current Rating: 30768 + 33006 = 63774 votesCurrent Rating: 30768 + 33006 = 63774 votes 33006

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
6957 Current Rating: 6957 + 6295 = 13252 votesCurrent Rating: 6957 + 6295 = 13252 votes 6295

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
6225 Current Rating: 6225 + 7226 = 13451 votesCurrent Rating: 6225 + 7226 = 13451 votes 7226

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
10035 Current Rating: 10035 + 12325 = 22360 votesCurrent Rating: 10035 + 12325 = 22360 votes 12325

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
8276 Current Rating: 8276 + 10030 = 18306 votesCurrent Rating: 8276 + 10030 = 18306 votes 10030

[499] 23: You need to cut down
8758 Current Rating: 8758 + 10847 = 19605 votesCurrent Rating: 8758 + 10847 = 19605 votes 10847

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
6460 Current Rating: 6460 + 5781 = 12241 votesCurrent Rating: 6460 + 5781 = 12241 votes 5781

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
7868 Current Rating: 7868 + 7123 = 14991 votesCurrent Rating: 7868 + 7123 = 14991 votes 7123

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
7137 Current Rating: 7137 + 6292 = 13429 votesCurrent Rating: 7137 + 6292 = 13429 votes 6292

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
15855 Current Rating: 15855 + 20959 = 36814 votesCurrent Rating: 15855 + 20959 = 36814 votes 20959

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
16348 Current Rating: 16348 + 17996 = 34344 votesCurrent Rating: 16348 + 17996 = 34344 votes 17996

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
11381 Current Rating: 11381 + 13195 = 24576 votesCurrent Rating: 11381 + 13195 = 24576 votes 13195

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
10631 Current Rating: 10631 + 11700 = 22331 votesCurrent Rating: 10631 + 11700 = 22331 votes 11700

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
10271 Current Rating: 10271 + 10776 = 21047 votesCurrent Rating: 10271 + 10776 = 21047 votes 10776

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
9341 Current Rating: 9341 + 11370 = 20711 votesCurrent Rating: 9341 + 11370 = 20711 votes 11370

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
23931 Current Rating: 23931 + 25880 = 49811 votesCurrent Rating: 23931 + 25880 = 49811 votes 25880

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
14832 Current Rating: 14832 + 16259 = 31091 votesCurrent Rating: 14832 + 16259 = 31091 votes 16259

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
11880 Current Rating: 11880 + 13766 = 25646 votesCurrent Rating: 11880 + 13766 = 25646 votes 13766

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
12222 Current Rating: 12222 + 14181 = 26403 votesCurrent Rating: 12222 + 14181 = 26403 votes 14181

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
13292 Current Rating: 13292 + 15599 = 28891 votesCurrent Rating: 13292 + 15599 = 28891 votes 15599

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
33812 Current Rating: 33812 + 37502 = 71314 votesCurrent Rating: 33812 + 37502 = 71314 votes 37502

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
11812 Current Rating: 11812 + 13762 = 25574 votesCurrent Rating: 11812 + 13762 = 25574 votes 13762


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
12981 Current Rating: 12981 + 15237 = 28218 votesCurrent Rating: 12981 + 15237 = 28218 votes 15237

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
14953 Current Rating: 14953 + 15781 = 30734 votesCurrent Rating: 14953 + 15781 = 30734 votes 15781

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
15627 Current Rating: 15627 + 16372 = 31999 votesCurrent Rating: 15627 + 16372 = 31999 votes 16372

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
29489 Current Rating: 29489 + 31138 = 60627 votesCurrent Rating: 29489 + 31138 = 60627 votes 31138

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
15583 Current Rating: 15583 + 16525 = 32108 votesCurrent Rating: 15583 + 16525 = 32108 votes 16525

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
35705 Current Rating: 35705 + 39450 = 75155 votesCurrent Rating: 35705 + 39450 = 75155 votes 39450

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
13376 Current Rating: 13376 + 15149 = 28525 votesCurrent Rating: 13376 + 15149 = 28525 votes 15149

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
13030 Current Rating: 13030 + 15047 = 28077 votesCurrent Rating: 13030 + 15047 = 28077 votes 15047

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
29736 Current Rating: 29736 + 31252 = 60988 votesCurrent Rating: 29736 + 31252 = 60988 votes 31252

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
12186 Current Rating: 12186 + 14063 = 26249 votesCurrent Rating: 12186 + 14063 = 26249 votes 14063

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
16959 Current Rating: 16959 + 16907 = 33866 votesCurrent Rating: 16959 + 16907 = 33866 votes 16907

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
14359 Current Rating: 14359 + 15864 = 30223 votesCurrent Rating: 14359 + 15864 = 30223 votes 15864

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
14285 Current Rating: 14285 + 15581 = 29866 votesCurrent Rating: 14285 + 15581 = 29866 votes 15581

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
9687 Current Rating: 9687 + 11333 = 21020 votesCurrent Rating: 9687 + 11333 = 21020 votes 11333

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
7950 Current Rating: 7950 + 9368 = 17318 votesCurrent Rating: 7950 + 9368 = 17318 votes 9368

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
8767 Current Rating: 8767 + 10236 = 19003 votesCurrent Rating: 8767 + 10236 = 19003 votes 10236

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
12042 Current Rating: 12042 + 13193 = 25235 votesCurrent Rating: 12042 + 13193 = 25235 votes 13193

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
8234 Current Rating: 8234 + 9217 = 17451 votesCurrent Rating: 8234 + 9217 = 17451 votes 9217

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
7256 Current Rating: 7256 + 6823 = 14079 votesCurrent Rating: 7256 + 6823 = 14079 votes 6823

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
8034 Current Rating: 8034 + 10314 = 18348 votesCurrent Rating: 8034 + 10314 = 18348 votes 10314

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
17076 Current Rating: 17076 + 19511 = 36587 votesCurrent Rating: 17076 + 19511 = 36587 votes 19511


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
13276 Current Rating: 13276 + 15213 = 28489 votesCurrent Rating: 13276 + 15213 = 28489 votes 15213

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
7062 Current Rating: 7062 + 8943 = 16005 votesCurrent Rating: 7062 + 8943 = 16005 votes 8943

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 5340 = 9734 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 5340 = 9734 votes 5340

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
6860 Current Rating: 6860 + 9486 = 16346 votesCurrent Rating: 6860 + 9486 = 16346 votes 9486

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
5926 Current Rating: 5926 + 8591 = 14517 votesCurrent Rating: 5926 + 8591 = 14517 votes 8591

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
8966 Current Rating: 8966 + 10186 = 19152 votesCurrent Rating: 8966 + 10186 = 19152 votes 10186

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
7318 Current Rating: 7318 + 8600 = 15918 votesCurrent Rating: 7318 + 8600 = 15918 votes 8600

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 4029 = 8416 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 4029 = 8416 votes 4029

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
5885 Current Rating: 5885 + 8823 = 14708 votesCurrent Rating: 5885 + 8823 = 14708 votes 8823

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
5139 Current Rating: 5139 + 4369 = 9508 votesCurrent Rating: 5139 + 4369 = 9508 votes 4369

[451] 15: You women are so vain
3892 Current Rating: 3892 + 2975 = 6867 votesCurrent Rating: 3892 + 2975 = 6867 votes 2975

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
6497 Current Rating: 6497 + 8446 = 14943 votesCurrent Rating: 6497 + 8446 = 14943 votes 8446

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
5711 Current Rating: 5711 + 6608 = 12319 votesCurrent Rating: 5711 + 6608 = 12319 votes 6608

[448] 12: Sheís hot
8293 Current Rating: 8293 + 9128 = 17421 votesCurrent Rating: 8293 + 9128 = 17421 votes 9128

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
6352 Current Rating: 6352 + 5786 = 12138 votesCurrent Rating: 6352 + 5786 = 12138 votes 5786

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
4922 Current Rating: 4922 + 5801 = 10723 votesCurrent Rating: 4922 + 5801 = 10723 votes 5801

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
9565 Current Rating: 9565 + 11646 = 21211 votesCurrent Rating: 9565 + 11646 = 21211 votes 11646

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
4884 Current Rating: 4884 + 4229 = 9113 votesCurrent Rating: 4884 + 4229 = 9113 votes 4229

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
7477 Current Rating: 7477 + 8318 = 15795 votesCurrent Rating: 7477 + 8318 = 15795 votes 8318

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
8212 Current Rating: 8212 + 9958 = 18170 votesCurrent Rating: 8212 + 9958 = 18170 votes 9958

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
19968 Current Rating: 19968 + 22819 = 42787 votesCurrent Rating: 19968 + 22819 = 42787 votes 22819


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
5433 Current Rating: 5433 + 4714 = 10147 votesCurrent Rating: 5433 + 4714 = 10147 votes 4714

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
7984 Current Rating: 7984 + 10323 = 18307 votesCurrent Rating: 7984 + 10323 = 18307 votes 10323

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
2262 Current Rating: 2262 + 2595 = 4857 votesCurrent Rating: 2262 + 2595 = 4857 votes 2595

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
41480 Current Rating: 41480 + 42311 = 83791 votesCurrent Rating: 41480 + 42311 = 83791 votes 42311

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
18369 Current Rating: 18369 + 20660 = 39029 votesCurrent Rating: 18369 + 20660 = 39029 votes 20660

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
4852 Current Rating: 4852 + 5877 = 10729 votesCurrent Rating: 4852 + 5877 = 10729 votes 5877

[434] 21: If you went camping
5624 Current Rating: 5624 + 5139 = 10763 votesCurrent Rating: 5624 + 5139 = 10763 votes 5139

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
16023 Current Rating: 16023 + 24878 = 40901 votesCurrent Rating: 16023 + 24878 = 40901 votes 24878

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
16743 Current Rating: 16743 + 24754 = 41497 votesCurrent Rating: 16743 + 24754 = 41497 votes 24754

[431] 14: I saw a news program
7154 Current Rating: 7154 + 7888 = 15042 votesCurrent Rating: 7154 + 7888 = 15042 votes 7888

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
6395 Current Rating: 6395 + 7858 = 14253 votesCurrent Rating: 6395 + 7858 = 14253 votes 7858

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 4112 = 8782 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 4112 = 8782 votes 4112

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
6975 Current Rating: 6975 + 10298 = 17273 votesCurrent Rating: 6975 + 10298 = 17273 votes 10298

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
5750 Current Rating: 5750 + 7722 = 13472 votesCurrent Rating: 5750 + 7722 = 13472 votes 7722

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
4835 Current Rating: 4835 + 4041 = 8876 votesCurrent Rating: 4835 + 4041 = 8876 votes 4041

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
15037 Current Rating: 15037 + 15441 = 30478 votesCurrent Rating: 15037 + 15441 = 30478 votes 15441

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
4652 Current Rating: 4652 + 5636 = 10288 votesCurrent Rating: 4652 + 5636 = 10288 votes 5636

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
5656 Current Rating: 5656 + 5509 = 11165 votesCurrent Rating: 5656 + 5509 = 11165 votes 5509

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
5747 Current Rating: 5747 + 8112 = 13859 votesCurrent Rating: 5747 + 8112 = 13859 votes 8112


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
5739 Current Rating: 5739 + 5123 = 10862 votesCurrent Rating: 5739 + 5123 = 10862 votes 5123

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
6315 Current Rating: 6315 + 8267 = 14582 votesCurrent Rating: 6315 + 8267 = 14582 votes 8267

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3348 = 7190 votes 3348

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
5906 Current Rating: 5906 + 7838 = 13744 votesCurrent Rating: 5906 + 7838 = 13744 votes 7838

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
5508 Current Rating: 5508 + 4695 = 10203 votesCurrent Rating: 5508 + 4695 = 10203 votes 4695

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
5946 Current Rating: 5946 + 7863 = 13809 votesCurrent Rating: 5946 + 7863 = 13809 votes 7863

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
8730 Current Rating: 8730 + 11500 = 20230 votesCurrent Rating: 8730 + 11500 = 20230 votes 11500

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
10948 Current Rating: 10948 + 12999 = 23947 votesCurrent Rating: 10948 + 12999 = 23947 votes 12999

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
10709 Current Rating: 10709 + 12574 = 23283 votesCurrent Rating: 10709 + 12574 = 23283 votes 12574

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
6056 Current Rating: 6056 + 5121 = 11177 votesCurrent Rating: 6056 + 5121 = 11177 votes 5121

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
5760 Current Rating: 5760 + 5014 = 10774 votesCurrent Rating: 5760 + 5014 = 10774 votes 5014

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
10235 Current Rating: 10235 + 11880 = 22115 votesCurrent Rating: 10235 + 11880 = 22115 votes 11880

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
6405 Current Rating: 6405 + 5545 = 11950 votesCurrent Rating: 6405 + 5545 = 11950 votes 5545

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
6545 Current Rating: 6545 + 5616 = 12161 votesCurrent Rating: 6545 + 5616 = 12161 votes 5616

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
7747 Current Rating: 7747 + 9497 = 17244 votesCurrent Rating: 7747 + 9497 = 17244 votes 9497

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
6736 Current Rating: 6736 + 7055 = 13791 votesCurrent Rating: 6736 + 7055 = 13791 votes 7055

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
16828 Current Rating: 16828 + 18632 = 35460 votesCurrent Rating: 16828 + 18632 = 35460 votes 18632

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
6993 Current Rating: 6993 + 7820 = 14813 votesCurrent Rating: 6993 + 7820 = 14813 votes 7820

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 5609 = 9227 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 5609 = 9227 votes 5609

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
6252 Current Rating: 6252 + 7703 = 13955 votesCurrent Rating: 6252 + 7703 = 13955 votes 7703


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
16361 Current Rating: 16361 + 17491 = 33852 votesCurrent Rating: 16361 + 17491 = 33852 votes 17491

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
12756 Current Rating: 12756 + 13249 = 26005 votesCurrent Rating: 12756 + 13249 = 26005 votes 13249

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
6352 Current Rating: 6352 + 7166 = 13518 votesCurrent Rating: 6352 + 7166 = 13518 votes 7166

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
15634 Current Rating: 15634 + 17754 = 33388 votesCurrent Rating: 15634 + 17754 = 33388 votes 17754

[397] 15: I Love you
40266 Current Rating: 40266 + 41239 = 81505 votesCurrent Rating: 40266 + 41239 = 81505 votes 41239

[396] 14: Hey, come on
8376 Current Rating: 8376 + 9792 = 18168 votesCurrent Rating: 8376 + 9792 = 18168 votes 9792

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
61309 Current Rating: 61309 + 63698 = 125007 votesCurrent Rating: 61309 + 63698 = 125007 votes 63698

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
6121 Current Rating: 6121 + 8033 = 14154 votesCurrent Rating: 6121 + 8033 = 14154 votes 8033

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 8080 = 14263 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 8080 = 14263 votes 8080

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
6691 Current Rating: 6691 + 5895 = 12586 votesCurrent Rating: 6691 + 5895 = 12586 votes 5895

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
5949 Current Rating: 5949 + 4994 = 10943 votesCurrent Rating: 5949 + 4994 = 10943 votes 4994

[390] 4: What are you doing?
6724 Current Rating: 6724 + 7712 = 14436 votesCurrent Rating: 6724 + 7712 = 14436 votes 7712

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
10951 Current Rating: 10951 + 12288 = 23239 votesCurrent Rating: 10951 + 12288 = 23239 votes 12288


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
8022 Current Rating: 8022 + 8958 = 16980 votesCurrent Rating: 8022 + 8958 = 16980 votes 8958

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
6240 Current Rating: 6240 + 5604 = 11844 votesCurrent Rating: 6240 + 5604 = 11844 votes 5604

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
18927 Current Rating: 18927 + 20768 = 39695 votesCurrent Rating: 18927 + 20768 = 39695 votes 20768

[385] 25: Can you please call security
11892 Current Rating: 11892 + 14531 = 26423 votesCurrent Rating: 11892 + 14531 = 26423 votes 14531

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
5686 Current Rating: 5686 + 4874 = 10560 votesCurrent Rating: 5686 + 4874 = 10560 votes 4874

[383] 23: This book says
6616 Current Rating: 6616 + 7475 = 14091 votesCurrent Rating: 6616 + 7475 = 14091 votes 7475

[382] 22: Tell your mother
6703 Current Rating: 6703 + 8665 = 15368 votesCurrent Rating: 6703 + 8665 = 15368 votes 8665

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
12958 Current Rating: 12958 + 14761 = 27719 votesCurrent Rating: 12958 + 14761 = 27719 votes 14761

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
7606 Current Rating: 7606 + 9488 = 17094 votesCurrent Rating: 7606 + 9488 = 17094 votes 9488

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
6813 Current Rating: 6813 + 5918 = 12731 votesCurrent Rating: 6813 + 5918 = 12731 votes 5918

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
17209 Current Rating: 17209 + 20396 = 37605 votesCurrent Rating: 17209 + 20396 = 37605 votes 20396

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
16514 Current Rating: 16514 + 17521 = 34035 votesCurrent Rating: 16514 + 17521 = 34035 votes 17521

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
12179 Current Rating: 12179 + 15081 = 27260 votesCurrent Rating: 12179 + 15081 = 27260 votes 15081

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
9768 Current Rating: 9768 + 11766 = 21534 votesCurrent Rating: 9768 + 11766 = 21534 votes 11766

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
8901 Current Rating: 8901 + 9756 = 18657 votesCurrent Rating: 8901 + 9756 = 18657 votes 9756

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
6885 Current Rating: 6885 + 8310 = 15195 votesCurrent Rating: 6885 + 8310 = 15195 votes 8310

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
13040 Current Rating: 13040 + 14733 = 27773 votesCurrent Rating: 13040 + 14733 = 27773 votes 14733

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
18281 Current Rating: 18281 + 20656 = 38937 votesCurrent Rating: 18281 + 20656 = 38937 votes 20656


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
13663 Current Rating: 13663 + 15412 = 29075 votesCurrent Rating: 13663 + 15412 = 29075 votes 15412

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
8799 Current Rating: 8799 + 10489 = 19288 votesCurrent Rating: 8799 + 10489 = 19288 votes 10489

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
7895 Current Rating: 7895 + 9399 = 17294 votesCurrent Rating: 7895 + 9399 = 17294 votes 9399

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
7031 Current Rating: 7031 + 9480 = 16511 votesCurrent Rating: 7031 + 9480 = 16511 votes 9480

[366] 22: You look like crap
7223 Current Rating: 7223 + 8826 = 16049 votesCurrent Rating: 7223 + 8826 = 16049 votes 8826

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
15820 Current Rating: 15820 + 16049 = 31869 votesCurrent Rating: 15820 + 16049 = 31869 votes 16049

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
16222 Current Rating: 16222 + 19720 = 35942 votesCurrent Rating: 16222 + 19720 = 35942 votes 19720

[363] 16: What happened to him?
9972 Current Rating: 9972 + 12801 = 22773 votesCurrent Rating: 9972 + 12801 = 22773 votes 12801

[362] 15: What was shopping like
5944 Current Rating: 5944 + 6265 = 12209 votesCurrent Rating: 5944 + 6265 = 12209 votes 6265

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
6318 Current Rating: 6318 + 6174 = 12492 votesCurrent Rating: 6318 + 6174 = 12492 votes 6174

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
8353 Current Rating: 8353 + 9676 = 18029 votesCurrent Rating: 8353 + 9676 = 18029 votes 9676

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
6736 Current Rating: 6736 + 9347 = 16083 votesCurrent Rating: 6736 + 9347 = 16083 votes 9347

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
7227 Current Rating: 7227 + 6326 = 13553 votesCurrent Rating: 7227 + 6326 = 13553 votes 6326

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
15828 Current Rating: 15828 + 18784 = 34612 votesCurrent Rating: 15828 + 18784 = 34612 votes 18784

[356] 3: What are you doing?
6017 Current Rating: 6017 + 5574 = 11591 votesCurrent Rating: 6017 + 5574 = 11591 votes 5574

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
6183 Current Rating: 6183 + 5623 = 11806 votesCurrent Rating: 6183 + 5623 = 11806 votes 5623

[354] 1: In the old days
7982 Current Rating: 7982 + 9941 = 17923 votesCurrent Rating: 7982 + 9941 = 17923 votes 9941


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
10622 Current Rating: 10622 + 12176 = 22798 votesCurrent Rating: 10622 + 12176 = 22798 votes 12176

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
6596 Current Rating: 6596 + 5969 = 12565 votesCurrent Rating: 6596 + 5969 = 12565 votes 5969

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
5333 Current Rating: 5333 + 4676 = 10009 votesCurrent Rating: 5333 + 4676 = 10009 votes 4676

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
5897 Current Rating: 5897 + 6887 = 12784 votesCurrent Rating: 5897 + 6887 = 12784 votes 6887

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
6372 Current Rating: 6372 + 5501 = 11873 votesCurrent Rating: 6372 + 5501 = 11873 votes 5501

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
6275 Current Rating: 6275 + 5821 = 12096 votesCurrent Rating: 6275 + 5821 = 12096 votes 5821

[347] 19: Left a bit...
6571 Current Rating: 6571 + 7586 = 14157 votesCurrent Rating: 6571 + 7586 = 14157 votes 7586

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
5787 Current Rating: 5787 + 5035 = 10822 votesCurrent Rating: 5787 + 5035 = 10822 votes 5035

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
5669 Current Rating: 5669 + 5122 = 10791 votesCurrent Rating: 5669 + 5122 = 10791 votes 5122

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
6751 Current Rating: 6751 + 9392 = 16143 votesCurrent Rating: 6751 + 9392 = 16143 votes 9392

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
7356 Current Rating: 7356 + 8616 = 15972 votesCurrent Rating: 7356 + 8616 = 15972 votes 8616

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
5319 Current Rating: 5319 + 4824 = 10143 votesCurrent Rating: 5319 + 4824 = 10143 votes 4824

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
7012 Current Rating: 7012 + 6902 = 13914 votesCurrent Rating: 7012 + 6902 = 13914 votes 6902






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