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Dec 2011 [561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas 8007   7312 [560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV 10500   11663 [559] 21: It is so hard for women 6365   5758 [558] 20: Give me a double anything 6405   5341 [557] 19: Save a cow 7297   9807 [556] 15: You know the idiom 19996   20769 [555] 14: I am here to fulfil your 14967   16863 [554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend 21233   28792 [553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate 18217   19633 [552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you? 24946   28705 [551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow 17289   19706 [550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock 10436   10993 [549] 6: Can I buy you a drink? 9409   10545 [548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten 8343   7559 [547] 1: I think all of those people 23624   27209
| | Nov 2011 [546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is? 14882   17390 [545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing? 9310   8409 [544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand 11118   13457 [543] 24: The more I get to understand men 16814   18511 [542] 23: Have you noticed 9548   8568 [541] 22: I can’t believe it 17338   17569 [540] 21: How did you get the black eye? 16168   16755 [539] 18: Happy birthday darling 25658   29309 [538] 17: A real man 10002   11149 [537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man 19084   20958 [536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking? 10118   11470 [535] 14: You look furious, what is going on? 20420   22893 [534] 11: Thanks Google 19446   21623 [533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question 17618   19676 [532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her 15608   17426 [531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented 5982   5399 [530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend 5675   4803 [529] 4: That`s a nice new phone 7310   6657 [528] 3: I was down at the security shop 5414   6211 [527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you? 5439   4656 [526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son 5028   4316
| | | Oct 2011 [525] 31: Why do people say 5840   4604 [524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change 5809   6794 [523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday 6262   5992 [522] 26: Hey babe 5968   5752 [521] 25: Facebook asks me what I 9156   8842 [520] 24: My wife is so fat 10642   12225 [519] 21: I got banned from the disco 28573   29221 [518] 20: Are you coming out tonight? 13236   15333 [517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night 16609   18920 [516] 18: I am in deep trouble again 14717   17227 [515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter 31257   31424 [514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight 46184   47984 [513] 13: Smoking is bad for you 28757   28780 [512] 12: Take away all of the vowels 16591   17911 [511] 11: What the hell!?! 30877   32393 [510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank 6088   5226 [509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in 33126   39812 [508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident 9602   11056 [507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid 17210   19369 [506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law 13773   15378 [505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend 12372   13332
| | Sep 2011 [504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here 32199   34236 [503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely 8182   7348 [502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer 7564   8307 [501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong? 11999   14278 [500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit 9689   11287 [499] 23: You need to cut down 10316   12254 [498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover 7785   6930 [497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning 9343   8449 [496] 20: Johnny Walker, single 8800   7812 [495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me 18837   23386 [494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel 18431   19741 [493] 15: Are you going to be long? 13069   14833 [492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway 12353   13394 [491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant 12080   12554 [490] 12: MWWAAAHHH! 10352   12202 [489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop? 25925   27633 [488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist 16956   18076 [487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks! 13354   15212 [486] 6: I’m ready, we can go 14524   16422 [485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful 15192   17364 [484] 2: You said you were going to complain 35256   38725 [483] 1: With you being over two metres tall 13600   15514
| | | Aug 2011 [482] 31: You look tired 14914   17054 [481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you 16635   17165 [480] 29: I love Edward Cullen 17530   17880 [479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere? 30826   32238 [478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I 17704   18318 [477] 24: Happy birthday Dad 37307   40839 [476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend 15012   16622 [475] 22: Do you believe in psychics? 14874   16774 [474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce 31336   32646 [473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months 14142   15988 [472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town 18966   18589 [471] 16: I was shagging this bird 16561   17846 [470] 15: Now that we’re engaged 16520   17586 [469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard 11238   12829 [468] 11: I think I’m getting old 9967   11171 [467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt 9948   11288 [466] 5: Hi there gorgeous 13549   14606 [465] 4: I discovered three things today 9716   10487 [464] 3: You know, I love oral sex 8705   8129 [463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now? 9215   11335 [462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today 18808   20962
| | Jul 2011 [461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why? 15100   16910 [460] 28: So your wife told my wife 8600   10277 [459] 27: Good morning Professor 5814   6546 [458] 26: So what do the results say doctor? 8296   10734 [457] 25: I realised that my wife 7213   9661 [456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman 10259   11305 [455] 21: We are gathered here today 8666   9749 [454] 20: You look flipping angry 5730   5186 [453] 19: That’s just disgusting ... 7475   10264 [452] 18: I think you should see a doctor 6751   5757 [451] 15: You women are so vain 5126   3999 [450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate 8123   9882 [449] 13: So you’re crying again 7283   8038 [448] 12: She’s hot 9514   10242 [447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation 7599   6996 [446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living? 5900   6698 [445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support 11088   13099 [444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth? 5903   5180 [443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour 8917   9641 [442] 4: A woman marries a man 9339   10996 [441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night? 21617   24395
| | | Jun 2011 [440] 29: I’m really not happy 6797   5995 [439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away 9075   11341 [438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product 3607   3928 [437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 42759   43522 [436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks 19821   22037 [435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times 5907   6819 [434] 21: If you went camping 6936   6343 [433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight 23224   31629 [432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym 19238   26768 [431] 14: I saw a news program 8442   9076 [430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere 7720   9113 [429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick 5686   5041 [428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible 8214   11436 [427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed? 7163   9118 [426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife 5834   4924 [425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday 16671   16982 [424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot 5612   6499 [423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel 6958   6735 [422] 1: You logged a call for IT support 6723   9016
| | May 2011 [421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom? 7070   6409 [420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed 7598   9506 [419] 27: You reported your wife missing 3842   3352 [418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? 7046   8909 [417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated 6744   5889 [416] 24: My wife is so stupid 7141   8946 [415] 23: Went for my routine check up today 9828   12524 [414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I 12172   14183 [413] 19: I hate the flipping internet! 11956   13774 [412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you? 7431   6418 [411] 16: I got so embarrassed 6804   5972 [410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today 11431   12977 [409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour 7680   6812 [408] 11: I`m 79 years old now 7670   6713 [407] 10: I met a girl in the park 9075   10738 [406] 9: Dad, I hear you 7718   7978 [405] 6: Are you growing a moustache 18220   20017 [404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance 8362   9069 [403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school 4811   6739 [402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail 7433   8758
| | | Apr 2011 [401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support 17747   18791 [400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner 14217   14642 [399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant 7508   8253 [398] 18: What is it when a man talks 17188   19289 [397] 15: I Love you 41608   42504 [396] 14: Hey, come on 9424   10742 [395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable 62184   64524 [394] 11: Welcome to our clinic 7318   9157 [393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant! 7073   8927 [392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment 8095   7228 [391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle? 7129   7199 [390] 4: What are you doing? 7627   8523 [389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop 12538   13835
| | Mar 2011 [388] 31: Can we try something 9403   10258 [387] 30: How is your meal so far? 7674   6978 [386] 28: I’m always amazed 20530   22335 [385] 25: Can you please call security 13291   15877 [384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid 6732   5850 [383] 23: This book says 7869   8681 [382] 22: Tell your mother 8349   10194 [381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women 14213   16010 [380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance 8663   10511 [379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet? 7866   6904 [378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire 18582   21762 [377] 11: To be happy with a man 17594   18532 [376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary 13467   16338 [375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive 11290   13274 [374] 8: Your pizza is ready 10036   10790 [373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site 8238   9529 [372] 3: Why do you call your wife 14428   16079 [371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards... 19435   21802
| | | Feb 2011 [370] 28: What are you reading? 15104   16829 [369] 25: Drinks are on me! 9922   11551 [368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play! 9122   10539 [367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife 8281   10649 [366] 22: You look like crap 8362   9924 [365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun? 16992   17170 [364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife 17525   20976 [363] 16: What happened to him? 11576   14300 [362] 15: What was shopping like 6926   7194 [361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge 7462   7220 [360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about 9442   10669 [359] 8: Happy Birthday Son! 7608   10163 [358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag? 8510   7481 [357] 4: In all my time on the bench 17401   20369 [356] 3: What are you doing? 7253   6751 [355] 2: So your baby is nearly due 7405   6808 [354] 1: In the old days 9180   11066
| | Jan 2011 [353] 31: What’s the difference between 12064   13565 [352] 27: Good morning and welcome 8079   7331 [351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir? 6390   5657 [350] 25: My wife is getting really fat 6798   7715 [349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you? 7660   6682 [348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink? 7401   6891 [347] 19: Left a bit... 7418   8380 [346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now 7118   6284 [345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago 6806   6188 [344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday 7882   10470 [343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying? 8522   9683 [342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb 6560   5959 [341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone 8507   8295
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