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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
8007    7312
[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
10500 11663
[559] 21: It is so hard for women
6365 5758
[558] 20: Give me a double anything
6405 5341
[557] 19: Save a cow
7297 9807
[556] 15: You know the idiom
19996 20769
[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
14967 16863
[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
21233 28792
[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
18217 19633
[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
24946 28705
[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
17289 19706
[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
10436 10993
[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
9409 10545
[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
8343 7559
[547] 1: I think all of those people
23624 27209
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Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
14882 17390
[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
9310 8409
[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
11118 13457
[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
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[542] 23: Have you noticed
9548 8568
[541] 22: I can’t believe it
17338 17569
[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
16168 16755
[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
25658 29309
[538] 17: A real man
10002 11149
[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
19084 20958
[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
10118 11470
[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
20420 22893
[534] 11: Thanks Google
19446 21623
[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
17618 19676
[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
15608 17426
[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
5982 5399
[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
5675 4803
[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
7310 6657
[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
5414 6211
[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
5439 4656
[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
5028 4316
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Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
5840 4604
[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
5809 6794
[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
6262 5992
[522] 26: Hey babe
5968 5752
[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
9156 8842
[520] 24: My wife is so fat
10642 12225
[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
28573 29221
[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
13236 15333
[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
16609 18920
[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
14717 17227
[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
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[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
46184 47984
[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
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[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
16591 17911
[511] 11: What the hell!?!
30877 32393
[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
6088 5226
[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship I’m in
33126 39812
[508] 6: It’s been three weeks since the accident
9602 11056
[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
17210 19369
[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
13773 15378
[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
12372 13332
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Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why don’t you come over here
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[503] 29: You’ve been walking strangely
8182 7348
[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
7564 8307
[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, what’s wrong?
11999 14278
[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
9689 11287
[499] 23: You need to cut down
10316 12254
[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
7785 6930
[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
9343 8449
[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
8800 7812
[495] 19: You’ll never guess what happened to me
18837 23386
[494] 16: I’m so lucky my husband’s an angel
18431 19741
[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
13069 14833
[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
12353 13394
[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
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[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
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[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
25925 27633
[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
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[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
13354 15212
[486] 6: I’m ready, we can go
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[485] 5: I’ve called my wife beautiful
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[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
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[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
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Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
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[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
16635 17165
[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
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[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
30826 32238
[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
17704 18318
[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
37307 40839
[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
15012 16622
[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
14874 16774
[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
31336 32646
[473] 18: I haven’t seen you around in months
14142 15988
[472] 17: I’m from the orphanage in town
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[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
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[470] 15: Now that we’re engaged
16520 17586
[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
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[468] 11: I think I’m getting old
9967 11171
[467] 10: I can’t believe you missed that putt
9948 11288
[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
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[465] 4: I discovered three things today
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[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
8705 8129
[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
9215 11335
[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
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Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
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[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
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[459] 27: Good morning Professor
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[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
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[457] 25: I realised that my wife
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[456] 22: I’ve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
10259 11305
[455] 21: We are gathered here today
8666 9749
[454] 20: You look flipping angry
5730 5186
[453] 19: That’s just disgusting ...
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[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
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[451] 15: You women are so vain
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[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
8123 9882
[449] 13: So you’re crying again
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[448] 12: She’s hot
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[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
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[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
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[445] 7: Hi, I’m from tech support
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[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5903 5180
[443] 5: You’re in the video game, I need a favour
8917 9641
[442] 4: A woman marries a man
9339 10996
[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
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Jun 2011
[440] 29: I’m really not happy
6797 5995
[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
9075 11341
[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
3607 3928
[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
42759 43522
[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
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[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5907 6819
[434] 21: If you went camping
6936 6343
[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
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[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
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[431] 14: I saw a news program
8442 9076
[430] 13: I can’t find my wife anywhere
7720 9113
[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5686 5041
[428] 9: Today’s lesson is about the Bible
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[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
7163 9118
[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
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[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
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[424] 3: Doctor, I’ve got a green spot
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[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6958 6735
[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6723 9016
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May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
7070 6409
[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
7598 9506
[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 3352
[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
7046 8909
[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
6744 5889
[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
7141 8946
[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9828 12524
[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
12172 14183
[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11956 13774
[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
7431 6418
[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6804 5972
[410] 13: You’re looking up-beat today
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[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
7680 6812
[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
7670 6713
[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
9075 10738
[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
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[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
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[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
8362 9069
[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4811 6739
[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
7433 8758
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Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, I’m from IT support
17747 18791
[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
14217 14642
[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
7508 8253
[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
17188 19289
[397] 15: I Love you
41608 42504
[396] 14: Hey, come on
9424 10742
[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
62184 64524
[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
7318 9157
[393] 8: Congratulations, you’re pregnant!
7073 8927
[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
8095 7228
[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
7129 7199
[390] 4: What are you doing?
7627 8523
[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
12538 13835
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Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
9403 10258
[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
7674 6978
[386] 28: I’m always amazed
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[385] 25: Can you please call security
13291 15877
[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6732 5850
[383] 23: This book says
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[382] 22: Tell your mother
8349 10194
[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
14213 16010
[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
8663 10511
[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7866 6904
[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
18582 21762
[377] 11: To be happy with a man
17594 18532
[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
13467 16338
[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
11290 13274
[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
10036 10790
[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
8238 9529
[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
14428 16079
[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
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Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
15104 16829
[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9922 11551
[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
9122 10539
[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
8281 10649
[366] 22: You look like crap
8362 9924
[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16992 17170
[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
17525 20976
[363] 16: What happened to him?
11576 14300
[362] 15: What was shopping like
6926 7194
[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
7462 7220
[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA don’t moan about
9442 10669
[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7608 10163
[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
8510 7481
[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
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[356] 3: What are you doing?
7253 6751
[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
7405 6808
[354] 1: In the old days
9180 11066
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Jan 2011
[353] 31: What’s the difference between
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[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
8079 7331
[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
6390 5657
[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6798 7715
[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
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[348] 20: Mom, why don’t you drink?
7401 6891
[347] 19: Left a bit...
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[346] 18: We’ve been going out for a bit now
7118 6284
[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
6806 6188
[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
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[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
8522 9683
[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
6560 5959
[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
8507 8295
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