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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
8007 Current Rating: 8007 + 7312 = 15319 votesCurrent Rating: 8007 + 7312 = 15319 votes 7312

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
10500 Current Rating: 10500 + 11663 = 22163 votesCurrent Rating: 10500 + 11663 = 22163 votes 11663

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
6365 Current Rating: 6365 + 5758 = 12123 votesCurrent Rating: 6365 + 5758 = 12123 votes 5758

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
6405 Current Rating: 6405 + 5341 = 11746 votesCurrent Rating: 6405 + 5341 = 11746 votes 5341

[557] 19: Save a cow
7297 Current Rating: 7297 + 9807 = 17104 votesCurrent Rating: 7297 + 9807 = 17104 votes 9807

[556] 15: You know the idiom
19996 Current Rating: 19996 + 20769 = 40765 votesCurrent Rating: 19996 + 20769 = 40765 votes 20769

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
14967 Current Rating: 14967 + 16863 = 31830 votesCurrent Rating: 14967 + 16863 = 31830 votes 16863

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
21233 Current Rating: 21233 + 28792 = 50025 votesCurrent Rating: 21233 + 28792 = 50025 votes 28792

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
18217 Current Rating: 18217 + 19633 = 37850 votesCurrent Rating: 18217 + 19633 = 37850 votes 19633

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
24946 Current Rating: 24946 + 28705 = 53651 votesCurrent Rating: 24946 + 28705 = 53651 votes 28705

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
17289 Current Rating: 17289 + 19706 = 36995 votesCurrent Rating: 17289 + 19706 = 36995 votes 19706

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
10436 Current Rating: 10436 + 10993 = 21429 votesCurrent Rating: 10436 + 10993 = 21429 votes 10993

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
9409 Current Rating: 9409 + 10545 = 19954 votesCurrent Rating: 9409 + 10545 = 19954 votes 10545

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
8343 Current Rating: 8343 + 7559 = 15902 votesCurrent Rating: 8343 + 7559 = 15902 votes 7559

[547] 1: I think all of those people
23624 Current Rating: 23624 + 27209 = 50833 votesCurrent Rating: 23624 + 27209 = 50833 votes 27209


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
14882 Current Rating: 14882 + 17390 = 32272 votesCurrent Rating: 14882 + 17390 = 32272 votes 17390

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
9310 Current Rating: 9310 + 8409 = 17719 votesCurrent Rating: 9310 + 8409 = 17719 votes 8409

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
11118 Current Rating: 11118 + 13457 = 24575 votesCurrent Rating: 11118 + 13457 = 24575 votes 13457

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
16814 Current Rating: 16814 + 18511 = 35325 votesCurrent Rating: 16814 + 18511 = 35325 votes 18511

[542] 23: Have you noticed
9548 Current Rating: 9548 + 8568 = 18116 votesCurrent Rating: 9548 + 8568 = 18116 votes 8568

[541] 22: I canít believe it
17338 Current Rating: 17338 + 17569 = 34907 votesCurrent Rating: 17338 + 17569 = 34907 votes 17569

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
16168 Current Rating: 16168 + 16755 = 32923 votesCurrent Rating: 16168 + 16755 = 32923 votes 16755

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
25658 Current Rating: 25658 + 29309 = 54967 votesCurrent Rating: 25658 + 29309 = 54967 votes 29309

[538] 17: A real man
10002 Current Rating: 10002 + 11149 = 21151 votesCurrent Rating: 10002 + 11149 = 21151 votes 11149

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
19084 Current Rating: 19084 + 20958 = 40042 votesCurrent Rating: 19084 + 20958 = 40042 votes 20958

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
10118 Current Rating: 10118 + 11470 = 21588 votesCurrent Rating: 10118 + 11470 = 21588 votes 11470

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
20420 Current Rating: 20420 + 22893 = 43313 votesCurrent Rating: 20420 + 22893 = 43313 votes 22893

[534] 11: Thanks Google
19446 Current Rating: 19446 + 21623 = 41069 votesCurrent Rating: 19446 + 21623 = 41069 votes 21623

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
17618 Current Rating: 17618 + 19676 = 37294 votesCurrent Rating: 17618 + 19676 = 37294 votes 19676

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
15608 Current Rating: 15608 + 17426 = 33034 votesCurrent Rating: 15608 + 17426 = 33034 votes 17426

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
5982 Current Rating: 5982 + 5399 = 11381 votesCurrent Rating: 5982 + 5399 = 11381 votes 5399

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
5675 Current Rating: 5675 + 4803 = 10478 votesCurrent Rating: 5675 + 4803 = 10478 votes 4803

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
7310 Current Rating: 7310 + 6657 = 13967 votesCurrent Rating: 7310 + 6657 = 13967 votes 6657

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
5414 Current Rating: 5414 + 6211 = 11625 votesCurrent Rating: 5414 + 6211 = 11625 votes 6211

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
5439 Current Rating: 5439 + 4656 = 10095 votesCurrent Rating: 5439 + 4656 = 10095 votes 4656

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
5028 Current Rating: 5028 + 4316 = 9344 votesCurrent Rating: 5028 + 4316 = 9344 votes 4316


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
5840 Current Rating: 5840 + 4604 = 10444 votesCurrent Rating: 5840 + 4604 = 10444 votes 4604

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
5809 Current Rating: 5809 + 6794 = 12603 votesCurrent Rating: 5809 + 6794 = 12603 votes 6794

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
6262 Current Rating: 6262 + 5992 = 12254 votesCurrent Rating: 6262 + 5992 = 12254 votes 5992

[522] 26: Hey babe
5968 Current Rating: 5968 + 5752 = 11720 votesCurrent Rating: 5968 + 5752 = 11720 votes 5752

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 8842 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 8842 = 17998 votes 8842

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
10642 Current Rating: 10642 + 12225 = 22867 votesCurrent Rating: 10642 + 12225 = 22867 votes 12225

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
28573 Current Rating: 28573 + 29221 = 57794 votesCurrent Rating: 28573 + 29221 = 57794 votes 29221

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
13236 Current Rating: 13236 + 15333 = 28569 votesCurrent Rating: 13236 + 15333 = 28569 votes 15333

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
16609 Current Rating: 16609 + 18920 = 35529 votesCurrent Rating: 16609 + 18920 = 35529 votes 18920

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
14717 Current Rating: 14717 + 17227 = 31944 votesCurrent Rating: 14717 + 17227 = 31944 votes 17227

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
31257 Current Rating: 31257 + 31424 = 62681 votesCurrent Rating: 31257 + 31424 = 62681 votes 31424

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
46184 Current Rating: 46184 + 47984 = 94168 votesCurrent Rating: 46184 + 47984 = 94168 votes 47984

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
28757 Current Rating: 28757 + 28780 = 57537 votesCurrent Rating: 28757 + 28780 = 57537 votes 28780

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
16591 Current Rating: 16591 + 17911 = 34502 votesCurrent Rating: 16591 + 17911 = 34502 votes 17911

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
30877 Current Rating: 30877 + 32393 = 63270 votesCurrent Rating: 30877 + 32393 = 63270 votes 32393

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
6088 Current Rating: 6088 + 5226 = 11314 votesCurrent Rating: 6088 + 5226 = 11314 votes 5226

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
33126 Current Rating: 33126 + 39812 = 72938 votesCurrent Rating: 33126 + 39812 = 72938 votes 39812

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
9602 Current Rating: 9602 + 11056 = 20658 votesCurrent Rating: 9602 + 11056 = 20658 votes 11056

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
17210 Current Rating: 17210 + 19369 = 36579 votesCurrent Rating: 17210 + 19369 = 36579 votes 19369

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
13773 Current Rating: 13773 + 15378 = 29151 votesCurrent Rating: 13773 + 15378 = 29151 votes 15378

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
12372 Current Rating: 12372 + 13332 = 25704 votesCurrent Rating: 12372 + 13332 = 25704 votes 13332


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
32199 Current Rating: 32199 + 34236 = 66435 votesCurrent Rating: 32199 + 34236 = 66435 votes 34236

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
8182 Current Rating: 8182 + 7348 = 15530 votesCurrent Rating: 8182 + 7348 = 15530 votes 7348

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
7564 Current Rating: 7564 + 8307 = 15871 votesCurrent Rating: 7564 + 8307 = 15871 votes 8307

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
11999 Current Rating: 11999 + 14278 = 26277 votesCurrent Rating: 11999 + 14278 = 26277 votes 14278

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
9689 Current Rating: 9689 + 11287 = 20976 votesCurrent Rating: 9689 + 11287 = 20976 votes 11287

[499] 23: You need to cut down
10316 Current Rating: 10316 + 12254 = 22570 votesCurrent Rating: 10316 + 12254 = 22570 votes 12254

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
7785 Current Rating: 7785 + 6930 = 14715 votesCurrent Rating: 7785 + 6930 = 14715 votes 6930

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
9343 Current Rating: 9343 + 8449 = 17792 votesCurrent Rating: 9343 + 8449 = 17792 votes 8449

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
8800 Current Rating: 8800 + 7812 = 16612 votesCurrent Rating: 8800 + 7812 = 16612 votes 7812

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
18837 Current Rating: 18837 + 23386 = 42223 votesCurrent Rating: 18837 + 23386 = 42223 votes 23386

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
18431 Current Rating: 18431 + 19741 = 38172 votesCurrent Rating: 18431 + 19741 = 38172 votes 19741

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
13069 Current Rating: 13069 + 14833 = 27902 votesCurrent Rating: 13069 + 14833 = 27902 votes 14833

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
12353 Current Rating: 12353 + 13394 = 25747 votesCurrent Rating: 12353 + 13394 = 25747 votes 13394

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
12080 Current Rating: 12080 + 12554 = 24634 votesCurrent Rating: 12080 + 12554 = 24634 votes 12554

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
10352 Current Rating: 10352 + 12202 = 22554 votesCurrent Rating: 10352 + 12202 = 22554 votes 12202

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
25925 Current Rating: 25925 + 27633 = 53558 votesCurrent Rating: 25925 + 27633 = 53558 votes 27633

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
16956 Current Rating: 16956 + 18076 = 35032 votesCurrent Rating: 16956 + 18076 = 35032 votes 18076

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
13354 Current Rating: 13354 + 15212 = 28566 votesCurrent Rating: 13354 + 15212 = 28566 votes 15212

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
14524 Current Rating: 14524 + 16422 = 30946 votesCurrent Rating: 14524 + 16422 = 30946 votes 16422

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
15192 Current Rating: 15192 + 17364 = 32556 votesCurrent Rating: 15192 + 17364 = 32556 votes 17364

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
35256 Current Rating: 35256 + 38725 = 73981 votesCurrent Rating: 35256 + 38725 = 73981 votes 38725

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
13600 Current Rating: 13600 + 15514 = 29114 votesCurrent Rating: 13600 + 15514 = 29114 votes 15514


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
14914 Current Rating: 14914 + 17054 = 31968 votesCurrent Rating: 14914 + 17054 = 31968 votes 17054

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
16635 Current Rating: 16635 + 17165 = 33800 votesCurrent Rating: 16635 + 17165 = 33800 votes 17165

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
17530 Current Rating: 17530 + 17880 = 35410 votesCurrent Rating: 17530 + 17880 = 35410 votes 17880

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
30826 Current Rating: 30826 + 32238 = 63064 votesCurrent Rating: 30826 + 32238 = 63064 votes 32238

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
17704 Current Rating: 17704 + 18318 = 36022 votesCurrent Rating: 17704 + 18318 = 36022 votes 18318

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
37307 Current Rating: 37307 + 40839 = 78146 votesCurrent Rating: 37307 + 40839 = 78146 votes 40839

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
15012 Current Rating: 15012 + 16622 = 31634 votesCurrent Rating: 15012 + 16622 = 31634 votes 16622

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
14874 Current Rating: 14874 + 16774 = 31648 votesCurrent Rating: 14874 + 16774 = 31648 votes 16774

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
31336 Current Rating: 31336 + 32646 = 63982 votesCurrent Rating: 31336 + 32646 = 63982 votes 32646

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
14142 Current Rating: 14142 + 15988 = 30130 votesCurrent Rating: 14142 + 15988 = 30130 votes 15988

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
18966 Current Rating: 18966 + 18589 = 37555 votesCurrent Rating: 18966 + 18589 = 37555 votes 18589

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
16561 Current Rating: 16561 + 17846 = 34407 votesCurrent Rating: 16561 + 17846 = 34407 votes 17846

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
16520 Current Rating: 16520 + 17586 = 34106 votesCurrent Rating: 16520 + 17586 = 34106 votes 17586

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
11238 Current Rating: 11238 + 12829 = 24067 votesCurrent Rating: 11238 + 12829 = 24067 votes 12829

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
9967 Current Rating: 9967 + 11171 = 21138 votesCurrent Rating: 9967 + 11171 = 21138 votes 11171

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
9948 Current Rating: 9948 + 11288 = 21236 votesCurrent Rating: 9948 + 11288 = 21236 votes 11288

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
13549 Current Rating: 13549 + 14606 = 28155 votesCurrent Rating: 13549 + 14606 = 28155 votes 14606

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
9716 Current Rating: 9716 + 10487 = 20203 votesCurrent Rating: 9716 + 10487 = 20203 votes 10487

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
8705 Current Rating: 8705 + 8129 = 16834 votesCurrent Rating: 8705 + 8129 = 16834 votes 8129

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
9215 Current Rating: 9215 + 11335 = 20550 votesCurrent Rating: 9215 + 11335 = 20550 votes 11335

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
18808 Current Rating: 18808 + 20962 = 39770 votesCurrent Rating: 18808 + 20962 = 39770 votes 20962


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
15100 Current Rating: 15100 + 16910 = 32010 votesCurrent Rating: 15100 + 16910 = 32010 votes 16910

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
8600 Current Rating: 8600 + 10277 = 18877 votesCurrent Rating: 8600 + 10277 = 18877 votes 10277

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
5814 Current Rating: 5814 + 6546 = 12360 votesCurrent Rating: 5814 + 6546 = 12360 votes 6546

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
8296 Current Rating: 8296 + 10734 = 19030 votesCurrent Rating: 8296 + 10734 = 19030 votes 10734

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
7213 Current Rating: 7213 + 9661 = 16874 votesCurrent Rating: 7213 + 9661 = 16874 votes 9661

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
10259 Current Rating: 10259 + 11305 = 21564 votesCurrent Rating: 10259 + 11305 = 21564 votes 11305

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
8666 Current Rating: 8666 + 9749 = 18415 votesCurrent Rating: 8666 + 9749 = 18415 votes 9749

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
5730 Current Rating: 5730 + 5186 = 10916 votesCurrent Rating: 5730 + 5186 = 10916 votes 5186

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
7475 Current Rating: 7475 + 10264 = 17739 votesCurrent Rating: 7475 + 10264 = 17739 votes 10264

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
6751 Current Rating: 6751 + 5757 = 12508 votesCurrent Rating: 6751 + 5757 = 12508 votes 5757

[451] 15: You women are so vain
5126 Current Rating: 5126 + 3999 = 9125 votesCurrent Rating: 5126 + 3999 = 9125 votes 3999

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
8123 Current Rating: 8123 + 9882 = 18005 votesCurrent Rating: 8123 + 9882 = 18005 votes 9882

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
7283 Current Rating: 7283 + 8038 = 15321 votesCurrent Rating: 7283 + 8038 = 15321 votes 8038

[448] 12: Sheís hot
9514 Current Rating: 9514 + 10242 = 19756 votesCurrent Rating: 9514 + 10242 = 19756 votes 10242

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
7599 Current Rating: 7599 + 6996 = 14595 votesCurrent Rating: 7599 + 6996 = 14595 votes 6996

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
5900 Current Rating: 5900 + 6698 = 12598 votesCurrent Rating: 5900 + 6698 = 12598 votes 6698

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
11088 Current Rating: 11088 + 13099 = 24187 votesCurrent Rating: 11088 + 13099 = 24187 votes 13099

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
5903 Current Rating: 5903 + 5180 = 11083 votesCurrent Rating: 5903 + 5180 = 11083 votes 5180

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
8917 Current Rating: 8917 + 9641 = 18558 votesCurrent Rating: 8917 + 9641 = 18558 votes 9641

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
9339 Current Rating: 9339 + 10996 = 20335 votesCurrent Rating: 9339 + 10996 = 20335 votes 10996

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
21617 Current Rating: 21617 + 24395 = 46012 votesCurrent Rating: 21617 + 24395 = 46012 votes 24395


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
6797 Current Rating: 6797 + 5995 = 12792 votesCurrent Rating: 6797 + 5995 = 12792 votes 5995

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 11341 = 20416 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 11341 = 20416 votes 11341

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 3928 = 7535 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 3928 = 7535 votes 3928

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
42759 Current Rating: 42759 + 43522 = 86281 votesCurrent Rating: 42759 + 43522 = 86281 votes 43522

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
19821 Current Rating: 19821 + 22037 = 41858 votesCurrent Rating: 19821 + 22037 = 41858 votes 22037

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
5907 Current Rating: 5907 + 6819 = 12726 votesCurrent Rating: 5907 + 6819 = 12726 votes 6819

[434] 21: If you went camping
6936 Current Rating: 6936 + 6343 = 13279 votesCurrent Rating: 6936 + 6343 = 13279 votes 6343

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
23224 Current Rating: 23224 + 31629 = 54853 votesCurrent Rating: 23224 + 31629 = 54853 votes 31629

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
19238 Current Rating: 19238 + 26768 = 46006 votesCurrent Rating: 19238 + 26768 = 46006 votes 26768

[431] 14: I saw a news program
8442 Current Rating: 8442 + 9076 = 17518 votesCurrent Rating: 8442 + 9076 = 17518 votes 9076

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
7720 Current Rating: 7720 + 9113 = 16833 votesCurrent Rating: 7720 + 9113 = 16833 votes 9113

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
5686 Current Rating: 5686 + 5041 = 10727 votesCurrent Rating: 5686 + 5041 = 10727 votes 5041

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
8214 Current Rating: 8214 + 11436 = 19650 votesCurrent Rating: 8214 + 11436 = 19650 votes 11436

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
7163 Current Rating: 7163 + 9118 = 16281 votesCurrent Rating: 7163 + 9118 = 16281 votes 9118

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
5834 Current Rating: 5834 + 4924 = 10758 votesCurrent Rating: 5834 + 4924 = 10758 votes 4924

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
16671 Current Rating: 16671 + 16982 = 33653 votesCurrent Rating: 16671 + 16982 = 33653 votes 16982

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
5612 Current Rating: 5612 + 6499 = 12111 votesCurrent Rating: 5612 + 6499 = 12111 votes 6499

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
6958 Current Rating: 6958 + 6735 = 13693 votesCurrent Rating: 6958 + 6735 = 13693 votes 6735

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
6723 Current Rating: 6723 + 9016 = 15739 votesCurrent Rating: 6723 + 9016 = 15739 votes 9016


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
7070 Current Rating: 7070 + 6409 = 13479 votesCurrent Rating: 7070 + 6409 = 13479 votes 6409

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
7598 Current Rating: 7598 + 9506 = 17104 votesCurrent Rating: 7598 + 9506 = 17104 votes 9506

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3352 = 7194 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3352 = 7194 votes 3352

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
7046 Current Rating: 7046 + 8909 = 15955 votesCurrent Rating: 7046 + 8909 = 15955 votes 8909

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
6744 Current Rating: 6744 + 5889 = 12633 votesCurrent Rating: 6744 + 5889 = 12633 votes 5889

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
7141 Current Rating: 7141 + 8946 = 16087 votesCurrent Rating: 7141 + 8946 = 16087 votes 8946

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
9828 Current Rating: 9828 + 12524 = 22352 votesCurrent Rating: 9828 + 12524 = 22352 votes 12524

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
12172 Current Rating: 12172 + 14183 = 26355 votesCurrent Rating: 12172 + 14183 = 26355 votes 14183

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
11956 Current Rating: 11956 + 13774 = 25730 votesCurrent Rating: 11956 + 13774 = 25730 votes 13774

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
7431 Current Rating: 7431 + 6418 = 13849 votesCurrent Rating: 7431 + 6418 = 13849 votes 6418

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
6804 Current Rating: 6804 + 5972 = 12776 votesCurrent Rating: 6804 + 5972 = 12776 votes 5972

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
11431 Current Rating: 11431 + 12977 = 24408 votesCurrent Rating: 11431 + 12977 = 24408 votes 12977

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
7680 Current Rating: 7680 + 6812 = 14492 votesCurrent Rating: 7680 + 6812 = 14492 votes 6812

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
7670 Current Rating: 7670 + 6713 = 14383 votesCurrent Rating: 7670 + 6713 = 14383 votes 6713

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 10738 = 19813 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 10738 = 19813 votes 10738

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
7718 Current Rating: 7718 + 7978 = 15696 votesCurrent Rating: 7718 + 7978 = 15696 votes 7978

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
18220 Current Rating: 18220 + 20017 = 38237 votesCurrent Rating: 18220 + 20017 = 38237 votes 20017

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
8362 Current Rating: 8362 + 9069 = 17431 votesCurrent Rating: 8362 + 9069 = 17431 votes 9069

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
4811 Current Rating: 4811 + 6739 = 11550 votesCurrent Rating: 4811 + 6739 = 11550 votes 6739

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
7433 Current Rating: 7433 + 8758 = 16191 votesCurrent Rating: 7433 + 8758 = 16191 votes 8758


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
17747 Current Rating: 17747 + 18791 = 36538 votesCurrent Rating: 17747 + 18791 = 36538 votes 18791

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
14217 Current Rating: 14217 + 14642 = 28859 votesCurrent Rating: 14217 + 14642 = 28859 votes 14642

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
7508 Current Rating: 7508 + 8253 = 15761 votesCurrent Rating: 7508 + 8253 = 15761 votes 8253

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
17188 Current Rating: 17188 + 19289 = 36477 votesCurrent Rating: 17188 + 19289 = 36477 votes 19289

[397] 15: I Love you
41608 Current Rating: 41608 + 42504 = 84112 votesCurrent Rating: 41608 + 42504 = 84112 votes 42504

[396] 14: Hey, come on
9424 Current Rating: 9424 + 10742 = 20166 votesCurrent Rating: 9424 + 10742 = 20166 votes 10742

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
62184 Current Rating: 62184 + 64524 = 126708 votesCurrent Rating: 62184 + 64524 = 126708 votes 64524

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
7318 Current Rating: 7318 + 9157 = 16475 votesCurrent Rating: 7318 + 9157 = 16475 votes 9157

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
7073 Current Rating: 7073 + 8927 = 16000 votesCurrent Rating: 7073 + 8927 = 16000 votes 8927

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
8095 Current Rating: 8095 + 7228 = 15323 votesCurrent Rating: 8095 + 7228 = 15323 votes 7228

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
7129 Current Rating: 7129 + 7199 = 14328 votesCurrent Rating: 7129 + 7199 = 14328 votes 7199

[390] 4: What are you doing?
7627 Current Rating: 7627 + 8523 = 16150 votesCurrent Rating: 7627 + 8523 = 16150 votes 8523

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
12538 Current Rating: 12538 + 13835 = 26373 votesCurrent Rating: 12538 + 13835 = 26373 votes 13835


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
9403 Current Rating: 9403 + 10258 = 19661 votesCurrent Rating: 9403 + 10258 = 19661 votes 10258

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
7674 Current Rating: 7674 + 6978 = 14652 votesCurrent Rating: 7674 + 6978 = 14652 votes 6978

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
20530 Current Rating: 20530 + 22335 = 42865 votesCurrent Rating: 20530 + 22335 = 42865 votes 22335

[385] 25: Can you please call security
13291 Current Rating: 13291 + 15877 = 29168 votesCurrent Rating: 13291 + 15877 = 29168 votes 15877

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
6732 Current Rating: 6732 + 5850 = 12582 votesCurrent Rating: 6732 + 5850 = 12582 votes 5850

[383] 23: This book says
7869 Current Rating: 7869 + 8681 = 16550 votesCurrent Rating: 7869 + 8681 = 16550 votes 8681

[382] 22: Tell your mother
8349 Current Rating: 8349 + 10194 = 18543 votesCurrent Rating: 8349 + 10194 = 18543 votes 10194

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
14213 Current Rating: 14213 + 16010 = 30223 votesCurrent Rating: 14213 + 16010 = 30223 votes 16010

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
8663 Current Rating: 8663 + 10511 = 19174 votesCurrent Rating: 8663 + 10511 = 19174 votes 10511

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
7866 Current Rating: 7866 + 6904 = 14770 votesCurrent Rating: 7866 + 6904 = 14770 votes 6904

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
18582 Current Rating: 18582 + 21762 = 40344 votesCurrent Rating: 18582 + 21762 = 40344 votes 21762

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
17594 Current Rating: 17594 + 18532 = 36126 votesCurrent Rating: 17594 + 18532 = 36126 votes 18532

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
13467 Current Rating: 13467 + 16338 = 29805 votesCurrent Rating: 13467 + 16338 = 29805 votes 16338

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
11290 Current Rating: 11290 + 13274 = 24564 votesCurrent Rating: 11290 + 13274 = 24564 votes 13274

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
10036 Current Rating: 10036 + 10790 = 20826 votesCurrent Rating: 10036 + 10790 = 20826 votes 10790

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
8238 Current Rating: 8238 + 9529 = 17767 votesCurrent Rating: 8238 + 9529 = 17767 votes 9529

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
14428 Current Rating: 14428 + 16079 = 30507 votesCurrent Rating: 14428 + 16079 = 30507 votes 16079

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
19435 Current Rating: 19435 + 21802 = 41237 votesCurrent Rating: 19435 + 21802 = 41237 votes 21802


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
15104 Current Rating: 15104 + 16829 = 31933 votesCurrent Rating: 15104 + 16829 = 31933 votes 16829

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
9922 Current Rating: 9922 + 11551 = 21473 votesCurrent Rating: 9922 + 11551 = 21473 votes 11551

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
9122 Current Rating: 9122 + 10539 = 19661 votesCurrent Rating: 9122 + 10539 = 19661 votes 10539

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
8281 Current Rating: 8281 + 10649 = 18930 votesCurrent Rating: 8281 + 10649 = 18930 votes 10649

[366] 22: You look like crap
8362 Current Rating: 8362 + 9924 = 18286 votesCurrent Rating: 8362 + 9924 = 18286 votes 9924

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
16992 Current Rating: 16992 + 17170 = 34162 votesCurrent Rating: 16992 + 17170 = 34162 votes 17170

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
17525 Current Rating: 17525 + 20976 = 38501 votesCurrent Rating: 17525 + 20976 = 38501 votes 20976

[363] 16: What happened to him?
11576 Current Rating: 11576 + 14300 = 25876 votesCurrent Rating: 11576 + 14300 = 25876 votes 14300

[362] 15: What was shopping like
6926 Current Rating: 6926 + 7194 = 14120 votesCurrent Rating: 6926 + 7194 = 14120 votes 7194

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
7462 Current Rating: 7462 + 7220 = 14682 votesCurrent Rating: 7462 + 7220 = 14682 votes 7220

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
9442 Current Rating: 9442 + 10669 = 20111 votesCurrent Rating: 9442 + 10669 = 20111 votes 10669

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
7608 Current Rating: 7608 + 10163 = 17771 votesCurrent Rating: 7608 + 10163 = 17771 votes 10163

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
8510 Current Rating: 8510 + 7481 = 15991 votesCurrent Rating: 8510 + 7481 = 15991 votes 7481

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
17401 Current Rating: 17401 + 20369 = 37770 votesCurrent Rating: 17401 + 20369 = 37770 votes 20369

[356] 3: What are you doing?
7253 Current Rating: 7253 + 6751 = 14004 votesCurrent Rating: 7253 + 6751 = 14004 votes 6751

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
7405 Current Rating: 7405 + 6808 = 14213 votesCurrent Rating: 7405 + 6808 = 14213 votes 6808

[354] 1: In the old days
9180 Current Rating: 9180 + 11066 = 20246 votesCurrent Rating: 9180 + 11066 = 20246 votes 11066


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
12064 Current Rating: 12064 + 13565 = 25629 votesCurrent Rating: 12064 + 13565 = 25629 votes 13565

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
8079 Current Rating: 8079 + 7331 = 15410 votesCurrent Rating: 8079 + 7331 = 15410 votes 7331

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
6390 Current Rating: 6390 + 5657 = 12047 votesCurrent Rating: 6390 + 5657 = 12047 votes 5657

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
6798 Current Rating: 6798 + 7715 = 14513 votesCurrent Rating: 6798 + 7715 = 14513 votes 7715

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
7660 Current Rating: 7660 + 6682 = 14342 votesCurrent Rating: 7660 + 6682 = 14342 votes 6682

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
7401 Current Rating: 7401 + 6891 = 14292 votesCurrent Rating: 7401 + 6891 = 14292 votes 6891

[347] 19: Left a bit...
7418 Current Rating: 7418 + 8380 = 15798 votesCurrent Rating: 7418 + 8380 = 15798 votes 8380

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
7118 Current Rating: 7118 + 6284 = 13402 votesCurrent Rating: 7118 + 6284 = 13402 votes 6284

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
6806 Current Rating: 6806 + 6188 = 12994 votesCurrent Rating: 6806 + 6188 = 12994 votes 6188

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
7882 Current Rating: 7882 + 10470 = 18352 votesCurrent Rating: 7882 + 10470 = 18352 votes 10470

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
8522 Current Rating: 8522 + 9683 = 18205 votesCurrent Rating: 8522 + 9683 = 18205 votes 9683

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
6560 Current Rating: 6560 + 5959 = 12519 votesCurrent Rating: 6560 + 5959 = 12519 votes 5959

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
8507 Current Rating: 8507 + 8295 = 16802 votesCurrent Rating: 8507 + 8295 = 16802 votes 8295






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