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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
15386 Current Rating: 15386 + 17159 = 32545 votesCurrent Rating: 15386 + 17159 = 32545 votes 17159

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
5116 Current Rating: 5116 + 4252 = 9368 votesCurrent Rating: 5116 + 4252 = 9368 votes 4252

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
4758 Current Rating: 4758 + 3881 = 8639 votesCurrent Rating: 4758 + 3881 = 8639 votes 3881

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
4853 Current Rating: 4853 + 3890 = 8743 votesCurrent Rating: 4853 + 3890 = 8743 votes 3890

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
5620 Current Rating: 5620 + 7153 = 12773 votesCurrent Rating: 5620 + 7153 = 12773 votes 7153

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
5524 Current Rating: 5524 + 7123 = 12647 votesCurrent Rating: 5524 + 7123 = 12647 votes 7123

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
5087 Current Rating: 5087 + 4343 = 9430 votesCurrent Rating: 5087 + 4343 = 9430 votes 4343

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
5103 Current Rating: 5103 + 4201 = 9304 votesCurrent Rating: 5103 + 4201 = 9304 votes 4201

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3332 = 7714 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3332 = 7714 votes 3332

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
4921 Current Rating: 4921 + 3819 = 8740 votesCurrent Rating: 4921 + 3819 = 8740 votes 3819

[783] 7: What now?
5557 Current Rating: 5557 + 4892 = 10449 votesCurrent Rating: 5557 + 4892 = 10449 votes 4892

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
5364 Current Rating: 5364 + 4762 = 10126 votesCurrent Rating: 5364 + 4762 = 10126 votes 4762

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
5298 Current Rating: 5298 + 4333 = 9631 votesCurrent Rating: 5298 + 4333 = 9631 votes 4333

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4781 Current Rating: 4781 + 3891 = 8672 votesCurrent Rating: 4781 + 3891 = 8672 votes 3891

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
4806 Current Rating: 4806 + 4243 = 9049 votesCurrent Rating: 4806 + 4243 = 9049 votes 4243


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
5461 Current Rating: 5461 + 4758 = 10219 votesCurrent Rating: 5461 + 4758 = 10219 votes 4758

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
4878 Current Rating: 4878 + 5344 = 10222 votesCurrent Rating: 4878 + 5344 = 10222 votes 5344

[776] 28: Are you awake?
5253 Current Rating: 5253 + 4331 = 9584 votesCurrent Rating: 5253 + 4331 = 9584 votes 4331

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
4870 Current Rating: 4870 + 4443 = 9313 votesCurrent Rating: 4870 + 4443 = 9313 votes 4443

[774] 26: When I got home last night
5314 Current Rating: 5314 + 4444 = 9758 votesCurrent Rating: 5314 + 4444 = 9758 votes 4444

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
7849 Current Rating: 7849 + 8154 = 16003 votesCurrent Rating: 7849 + 8154 = 16003 votes 8154

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
4773 Current Rating: 4773 + 4234 = 9007 votesCurrent Rating: 4773 + 4234 = 9007 votes 4234

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
4622 Current Rating: 4622 + 3502 = 8124 votesCurrent Rating: 4622 + 3502 = 8124 votes 3502

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
4738 Current Rating: 4738 + 6421 = 11159 votesCurrent Rating: 4738 + 6421 = 11159 votes 6421

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
5525 Current Rating: 5525 + 4961 = 10486 votesCurrent Rating: 5525 + 4961 = 10486 votes 4961

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
4689 Current Rating: 4689 + 3599 = 8288 votesCurrent Rating: 4689 + 3599 = 8288 votes 3599

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
5713 Current Rating: 5713 + 7539 = 13252 votesCurrent Rating: 5713 + 7539 = 13252 votes 7539

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
6838 Current Rating: 6838 + 8776 = 15614 votesCurrent Rating: 6838 + 8776 = 15614 votes 8776

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 3754 = 8547 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 3754 = 8547 votes 3754

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
5233 Current Rating: 5233 + 4190 = 9423 votesCurrent Rating: 5233 + 4190 = 9423 votes 4190

[763] 8: Would you love me more
5183 Current Rating: 5183 + 5106 = 10289 votesCurrent Rating: 5183 + 5106 = 10289 votes 5106

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 8759 = 16552 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 8759 = 16552 votes 8759

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
4860 Current Rating: 4860 + 4013 = 8873 votesCurrent Rating: 4860 + 4013 = 8873 votes 4013

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 3779 = 8408 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 3779 = 8408 votes 3779

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
5695 Current Rating: 5695 + 5100 = 10795 votesCurrent Rating: 5695 + 5100 = 10795 votes 5100

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
4869 Current Rating: 4869 + 4456 = 9325 votesCurrent Rating: 4869 + 4456 = 9325 votes 4456


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
4741 Current Rating: 4741 + 4040 = 8781 votesCurrent Rating: 4741 + 4040 = 8781 votes 4040

[756] 30: Good morning sir
4788 Current Rating: 4788 + 4012 = 8800 votesCurrent Rating: 4788 + 4012 = 8800 votes 4012

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
5328 Current Rating: 5328 + 4361 = 9689 votesCurrent Rating: 5328 + 4361 = 9689 votes 4361

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
5964 Current Rating: 5964 + 5008 = 10972 votesCurrent Rating: 5964 + 5008 = 10972 votes 5008

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
5333 Current Rating: 5333 + 4490 = 9823 votesCurrent Rating: 5333 + 4490 = 9823 votes 4490

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
5274 Current Rating: 5274 + 5160 = 10434 votesCurrent Rating: 5274 + 5160 = 10434 votes 5160

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
5025 Current Rating: 5025 + 4172 = 9197 votesCurrent Rating: 5025 + 4172 = 9197 votes 4172

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
5056 Current Rating: 5056 + 4237 = 9293 votesCurrent Rating: 5056 + 4237 = 9293 votes 4237

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 3861 = 8748 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 3861 = 8748 votes 3861

[748] 18: What are you watching?
5753 Current Rating: 5753 + 4946 = 10699 votesCurrent Rating: 5753 + 4946 = 10699 votes 4946

[747] 17: See you later
5819 Current Rating: 5819 + 4858 = 10677 votesCurrent Rating: 5819 + 4858 = 10677 votes 4858

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
4938 Current Rating: 4938 + 3791 = 8729 votesCurrent Rating: 4938 + 3791 = 8729 votes 3791

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
5163 Current Rating: 5163 + 8369 = 13532 votesCurrent Rating: 5163 + 8369 = 13532 votes 8369

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
35578 Current Rating: 35578 + 38204 = 73782 votesCurrent Rating: 35578 + 38204 = 73782 votes 38204

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
9092 Current Rating: 9092 + 10760 = 19852 votesCurrent Rating: 9092 + 10760 = 19852 votes 10760

[742] 10: You look miserable
5502 Current Rating: 5502 + 4433 = 9935 votesCurrent Rating: 5502 + 4433 = 9935 votes 4433

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
5357 Current Rating: 5357 + 4484 = 9841 votesCurrent Rating: 5357 + 4484 = 9841 votes 4484

[740] 8: What are you reading?
4972 Current Rating: 4972 + 4014 = 8986 votesCurrent Rating: 4972 + 4014 = 8986 votes 4014

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
5358 Current Rating: 5358 + 4546 = 9904 votesCurrent Rating: 5358 + 4546 = 9904 votes 4546

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
5674 Current Rating: 5674 + 4743 = 10417 votesCurrent Rating: 5674 + 4743 = 10417 votes 4743

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
4894 Current Rating: 4894 + 4005 = 8899 votesCurrent Rating: 4894 + 4005 = 8899 votes 4005

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
6189 Current Rating: 6189 + 7633 = 13822 votesCurrent Rating: 6189 + 7633 = 13822 votes 7633

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
20832 Current Rating: 20832 + 22472 = 43304 votesCurrent Rating: 20832 + 22472 = 43304 votes 22472


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
5222 Current Rating: 5222 + 4672 = 9894 votesCurrent Rating: 5222 + 4672 = 9894 votes 4672

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
13032 Current Rating: 13032 + 13506 = 26538 votesCurrent Rating: 13032 + 13506 = 26538 votes 13506

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 4620 = 10175 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 4620 = 10175 votes 4620

[731] 21: What have you got there?
5851 Current Rating: 5851 + 4756 = 10607 votesCurrent Rating: 5851 + 4756 = 10607 votes 4756

[730] 20: Where have you been?
21050 Current Rating: 21050 + 22550 = 43600 votesCurrent Rating: 21050 + 22550 = 43600 votes 22550

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
4661 Current Rating: 4661 + 3764 = 8425 votesCurrent Rating: 4661 + 3764 = 8425 votes 3764

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4771 Current Rating: 4771 + 3906 = 8677 votesCurrent Rating: 4771 + 3906 = 8677 votes 3906

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
5819 Current Rating: 5819 + 6196 = 12015 votesCurrent Rating: 5819 + 6196 = 12015 votes 6196

[726] 14: Do you know what
5355 Current Rating: 5355 + 4368 = 9723 votesCurrent Rating: 5355 + 4368 = 9723 votes 4368

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
5242 Current Rating: 5242 + 4405 = 9647 votesCurrent Rating: 5242 + 4405 = 9647 votes 4405

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
4888 Current Rating: 4888 + 3937 = 8825 votesCurrent Rating: 4888 + 3937 = 8825 votes 3937

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
5126 Current Rating: 5126 + 4204 = 9330 votesCurrent Rating: 5126 + 4204 = 9330 votes 4204

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
4779 Current Rating: 4779 + 5500 = 10279 votesCurrent Rating: 4779 + 5500 = 10279 votes 5500

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
4724 Current Rating: 4724 + 3827 = 8551 votesCurrent Rating: 4724 + 3827 = 8551 votes 3827

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
5599 Current Rating: 5599 + 4641 = 10240 votesCurrent Rating: 5599 + 4641 = 10240 votes 4641

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
4733 Current Rating: 4733 + 4259 = 8992 votesCurrent Rating: 4733 + 4259 = 8992 votes 4259

[718] 3: What are you watching?
4820 Current Rating: 4820 + 6493 = 11313 votesCurrent Rating: 4820 + 6493 = 11313 votes 6493


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
4910 Current Rating: 4910 + 4473 = 9383 votesCurrent Rating: 4910 + 4473 = 9383 votes 4473

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
5205 Current Rating: 5205 + 4140 = 9345 votesCurrent Rating: 5205 + 4140 = 9345 votes 4140

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
4618 Current Rating: 4618 + 5509 = 10127 votesCurrent Rating: 4618 + 5509 = 10127 votes 5509

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
5223 Current Rating: 5223 + 4269 = 9492 votesCurrent Rating: 5223 + 4269 = 9492 votes 4269

[713] 27: And now Mom?
4714 Current Rating: 4714 + 5735 = 10449 votesCurrent Rating: 4714 + 5735 = 10449 votes 5735

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
5201 Current Rating: 5201 + 4271 = 9472 votesCurrent Rating: 5201 + 4271 = 9472 votes 4271

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
5142 Current Rating: 5142 + 5095 = 10237 votesCurrent Rating: 5142 + 5095 = 10237 votes 5095

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
5309 Current Rating: 5309 + 4339 = 9648 votesCurrent Rating: 5309 + 4339 = 9648 votes 4339

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
5179 Current Rating: 5179 + 4279 = 9458 votesCurrent Rating: 5179 + 4279 = 9458 votes 4279

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 3541 = 8147 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 3541 = 8147 votes 3541

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
4548 Current Rating: 4548 + 3442 = 7990 votesCurrent Rating: 4548 + 3442 = 7990 votes 3442

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
5209 Current Rating: 5209 + 6721 = 11930 votesCurrent Rating: 5209 + 6721 = 11930 votes 6721

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
5020 Current Rating: 5020 + 4425 = 9445 votesCurrent Rating: 5020 + 4425 = 9445 votes 4425

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
6958 Current Rating: 6958 + 7707 = 14665 votesCurrent Rating: 6958 + 7707 = 14665 votes 7707

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
5616 Current Rating: 5616 + 4659 = 10275 votesCurrent Rating: 5616 + 4659 = 10275 votes 4659

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
5176 Current Rating: 5176 + 4654 = 9830 votesCurrent Rating: 5176 + 4654 = 9830 votes 4654

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
5233 Current Rating: 5233 + 4390 = 9623 votesCurrent Rating: 5233 + 4390 = 9623 votes 4390

[700] 6: There, all finished
5720 Current Rating: 5720 + 6188 = 11908 votesCurrent Rating: 5720 + 6188 = 11908 votes 6188

[699] 3: There, all finished
5306 Current Rating: 5306 + 5715 = 11021 votesCurrent Rating: 5306 + 5715 = 11021 votes 5715

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
4934 Current Rating: 4934 + 6679 = 11613 votesCurrent Rating: 4934 + 6679 = 11613 votes 6679

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
5222 Current Rating: 5222 + 4243 = 9465 votesCurrent Rating: 5222 + 4243 = 9465 votes 4243


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
5544 Current Rating: 5544 + 4726 = 10270 votesCurrent Rating: 5544 + 4726 = 10270 votes 4726

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
5766 Current Rating: 5766 + 5186 = 10952 votesCurrent Rating: 5766 + 5186 = 10952 votes 5186

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
5870 Current Rating: 5870 + 5084 = 10954 votesCurrent Rating: 5870 + 5084 = 10954 votes 5084

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
4865 Current Rating: 4865 + 3805 = 8670 votesCurrent Rating: 4865 + 3805 = 8670 votes 3805

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
5272 Current Rating: 5272 + 4387 = 9659 votesCurrent Rating: 5272 + 4387 = 9659 votes 4387

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
4580 Current Rating: 4580 + 3630 = 8210 votesCurrent Rating: 4580 + 3630 = 8210 votes 3630

[690] 23: The papers are signed
6652 Current Rating: 6652 + 7877 = 14529 votesCurrent Rating: 6652 + 7877 = 14529 votes 7877

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
6649 Current Rating: 6649 + 8248 = 14897 votesCurrent Rating: 6649 + 8248 = 14897 votes 8248

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
5402 Current Rating: 5402 + 4727 = 10129 votesCurrent Rating: 5402 + 4727 = 10129 votes 4727

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
4719 Current Rating: 4719 + 3631 = 8350 votesCurrent Rating: 4719 + 3631 = 8350 votes 3631

[686] 17: I have something to confess
4900 Current Rating: 4900 + 3923 = 8823 votesCurrent Rating: 4900 + 3923 = 8823 votes 3923

[685] 16: How your location can change
5129 Current Rating: 5129 + 4373 = 9502 votesCurrent Rating: 5129 + 4373 = 9502 votes 4373

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
5579 Current Rating: 5579 + 5327 = 10906 votesCurrent Rating: 5579 + 5327 = 10906 votes 5327

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
6175 Current Rating: 6175 + 7670 = 13845 votesCurrent Rating: 6175 + 7670 = 13845 votes 7670

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
6618 Current Rating: 6618 + 6405 = 13023 votesCurrent Rating: 6618 + 6405 = 13023 votes 6405

[681] 9: Why does everything
5669 Current Rating: 5669 + 4873 = 10542 votesCurrent Rating: 5669 + 4873 = 10542 votes 4873

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
4761 Current Rating: 4761 + 4566 = 9327 votesCurrent Rating: 4761 + 4566 = 9327 votes 4566

[679] 5: You re late again
4780 Current Rating: 4780 + 3759 = 8539 votesCurrent Rating: 4780 + 3759 = 8539 votes 3759

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
5945 Current Rating: 5945 + 5142 = 11087 votesCurrent Rating: 5945 + 5142 = 11087 votes 5142

[677] 3: What s the difference
4793 Current Rating: 4793 + 3842 = 8635 votesCurrent Rating: 4793 + 3842 = 8635 votes 3842

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
5265 Current Rating: 5265 + 4532 = 9797 votesCurrent Rating: 5265 + 4532 = 9797 votes 4532


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
4614 Current Rating: 4614 + 3634 = 8248 votesCurrent Rating: 4614 + 3634 = 8248 votes 3634

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
5178 Current Rating: 5178 + 4537 = 9715 votesCurrent Rating: 5178 + 4537 = 9715 votes 4537

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
4923 Current Rating: 4923 + 5557 = 10480 votesCurrent Rating: 4923 + 5557 = 10480 votes 5557

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
4853 Current Rating: 4853 + 4282 = 9135 votesCurrent Rating: 4853 + 4282 = 9135 votes 4282

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
5464 Current Rating: 5464 + 4707 = 10171 votesCurrent Rating: 5464 + 4707 = 10171 votes 4707

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 5364 = 9722 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 5364 = 9722 votes 5364

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
5158 Current Rating: 5158 + 4171 = 9329 votesCurrent Rating: 5158 + 4171 = 9329 votes 4171

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 5408 = 10639 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 5408 = 10639 votes 5408

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
4591 Current Rating: 4591 + 3529 = 8120 votesCurrent Rating: 4591 + 3529 = 8120 votes 3529

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 3830 = 8726 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 3830 = 8726 votes 3830

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
4811 Current Rating: 4811 + 3847 = 8658 votesCurrent Rating: 4811 + 3847 = 8658 votes 3847

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
4884 Current Rating: 4884 + 4097 = 8981 votesCurrent Rating: 4884 + 4097 = 8981 votes 4097

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
5010 Current Rating: 5010 + 4338 = 9348 votesCurrent Rating: 5010 + 4338 = 9348 votes 4338

[662] 11: You look miserable
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 3552 = 7956 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 3552 = 7956 votes 3552

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
5348 Current Rating: 5348 + 4854 = 10202 votesCurrent Rating: 5348 + 4854 = 10202 votes 4854

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
4629 Current Rating: 4629 + 3827 = 8456 votesCurrent Rating: 4629 + 3827 = 8456 votes 3827

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
4620 Current Rating: 4620 + 3467 = 8087 votesCurrent Rating: 4620 + 3467 = 8087 votes 3467

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
5185 Current Rating: 5185 + 4283 = 9468 votesCurrent Rating: 5185 + 4283 = 9468 votes 4283

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
5371 Current Rating: 5371 + 4382 = 9753 votesCurrent Rating: 5371 + 4382 = 9753 votes 4382

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
5533 Current Rating: 5533 + 4464 = 9997 votesCurrent Rating: 5533 + 4464 = 9997 votes 4464


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
4378 Current Rating: 4378 + 3320 = 7698 votesCurrent Rating: 4378 + 3320 = 7698 votes 3320

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
5062 Current Rating: 5062 + 4079 = 9141 votesCurrent Rating: 5062 + 4079 = 9141 votes 4079

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
5136 Current Rating: 5136 + 4243 = 9379 votesCurrent Rating: 5136 + 4243 = 9379 votes 4243

[652] 28: How come men always look
4635 Current Rating: 4635 + 3651 = 8286 votesCurrent Rating: 4635 + 3651 = 8286 votes 3651

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
5305 Current Rating: 5305 + 4580 = 9885 votesCurrent Rating: 5305 + 4580 = 9885 votes 4580

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
4605 Current Rating: 4605 + 5307 = 9912 votesCurrent Rating: 4605 + 5307 = 9912 votes 5307

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
5256 Current Rating: 5256 + 4423 = 9679 votesCurrent Rating: 5256 + 4423 = 9679 votes 4423

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
4650 Current Rating: 4650 + 3499 = 8149 votesCurrent Rating: 4650 + 3499 = 8149 votes 3499

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
4703 Current Rating: 4703 + 3575 = 8278 votesCurrent Rating: 4703 + 3575 = 8278 votes 3575

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
5607 Current Rating: 5607 + 4587 = 10194 votesCurrent Rating: 5607 + 4587 = 10194 votes 4587

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
5023 Current Rating: 5023 + 4855 = 9878 votesCurrent Rating: 5023 + 4855 = 9878 votes 4855

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
4568 Current Rating: 4568 + 3446 = 8014 votesCurrent Rating: 4568 + 3446 = 8014 votes 3446

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
5571 Current Rating: 5571 + 4990 = 10561 votesCurrent Rating: 5571 + 4990 = 10561 votes 4990

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 3519 = 8121 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 3519 = 8121 votes 3519

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
4635 Current Rating: 4635 + 4541 = 9176 votesCurrent Rating: 4635 + 4541 = 9176 votes 4541

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
5166 Current Rating: 5166 + 5652 = 10818 votesCurrent Rating: 5166 + 5652 = 10818 votes 5652

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
4923 Current Rating: 4923 + 6531 = 11454 votesCurrent Rating: 4923 + 6531 = 11454 votes 6531

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
4643 Current Rating: 4643 + 3671 = 8314 votesCurrent Rating: 4643 + 3671 = 8314 votes 3671

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
5450 Current Rating: 5450 + 5520 = 10970 votesCurrent Rating: 5450 + 5520 = 10970 votes 5520

[636] 3: When I die
6613 Current Rating: 6613 + 6457 = 13070 votesCurrent Rating: 6613 + 6457 = 13070 votes 6457

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
5119 Current Rating: 5119 + 4058 = 9177 votesCurrent Rating: 5119 + 4058 = 9177 votes 4058


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 3525 = 7974 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 3525 = 7974 votes 3525

[633] 25: You are looking good
4850 Current Rating: 4850 + 3822 = 8672 votesCurrent Rating: 4850 + 3822 = 8672 votes 3822

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
5816 Current Rating: 5816 + 5024 = 10840 votesCurrent Rating: 5816 + 5024 = 10840 votes 5024

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
4412 Current Rating: 4412 + 3481 = 7893 votesCurrent Rating: 4412 + 3481 = 7893 votes 3481

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
5118 Current Rating: 5118 + 4393 = 9511 votesCurrent Rating: 5118 + 4393 = 9511 votes 4393

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
4983 Current Rating: 4983 + 3948 = 8931 votesCurrent Rating: 4983 + 3948 = 8931 votes 3948

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
5151 Current Rating: 5151 + 4167 = 9318 votesCurrent Rating: 5151 + 4167 = 9318 votes 4167

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
4386 Current Rating: 4386 + 3467 = 7853 votesCurrent Rating: 4386 + 3467 = 7853 votes 3467

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
5763 Current Rating: 5763 + 5186 = 10949 votesCurrent Rating: 5763 + 5186 = 10949 votes 5186

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
5173 Current Rating: 5173 + 4482 = 9655 votesCurrent Rating: 5173 + 4482 = 9655 votes 4482

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
5008 Current Rating: 5008 + 4255 = 9263 votesCurrent Rating: 5008 + 4255 = 9263 votes 4255

[623] 11: What is the difference
5654 Current Rating: 5654 + 4954 = 10608 votesCurrent Rating: 5654 + 4954 = 10608 votes 4954

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
4851 Current Rating: 4851 + 3759 = 8610 votesCurrent Rating: 4851 + 3759 = 8610 votes 3759

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
5260 Current Rating: 5260 + 4422 = 9682 votesCurrent Rating: 5260 + 4422 = 9682 votes 4422

[620] 3: Hey big boy
4985 Current Rating: 4985 + 4013 = 8998 votesCurrent Rating: 4985 + 4013 = 8998 votes 4013

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
4419 Current Rating: 4419 + 3380 = 7799 votesCurrent Rating: 4419 + 3380 = 7799 votes 3380


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 4009 = 8615 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 4009 = 8615 votes 4009

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 3845 = 8552 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 3845 = 8552 votes 3845

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
5092 Current Rating: 5092 + 4428 = 9520 votesCurrent Rating: 5092 + 4428 = 9520 votes 4428

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
5250 Current Rating: 5250 + 4401 = 9651 votesCurrent Rating: 5250 + 4401 = 9651 votes 4401

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
5476 Current Rating: 5476 + 4723 = 10199 votesCurrent Rating: 5476 + 4723 = 10199 votes 4723

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
5461 Current Rating: 5461 + 4608 = 10069 votesCurrent Rating: 5461 + 4608 = 10069 votes 4608

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
5910 Current Rating: 5910 + 4918 = 10828 votesCurrent Rating: 5910 + 4918 = 10828 votes 4918

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
4651 Current Rating: 4651 + 4423 = 9074 votesCurrent Rating: 4651 + 4423 = 9074 votes 4423

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
5272 Current Rating: 5272 + 5225 = 10497 votesCurrent Rating: 5272 + 5225 = 10497 votes 5225

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
4468 Current Rating: 4468 + 4466 = 8934 votesCurrent Rating: 4468 + 4466 = 8934 votes 4466

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
4785 Current Rating: 4785 + 4027 = 8812 votesCurrent Rating: 4785 + 4027 = 8812 votes 4027

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
5113 Current Rating: 5113 + 4005 = 9118 votesCurrent Rating: 5113 + 4005 = 9118 votes 4005

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
4682 Current Rating: 4682 + 6430 = 11112 votesCurrent Rating: 4682 + 6430 = 11112 votes 6430

[605] 12: When I was at school
6217 Current Rating: 6217 + 5247 = 11464 votesCurrent Rating: 6217 + 5247 = 11464 votes 5247

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
4895 Current Rating: 4895 + 4224 = 9119 votesCurrent Rating: 4895 + 4224 = 9119 votes 4224

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
4204 Current Rating: 4204 + 3131 = 7335 votesCurrent Rating: 4204 + 3131 = 7335 votes 3131

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
5258 Current Rating: 5258 + 4465 = 9723 votesCurrent Rating: 5258 + 4465 = 9723 votes 4465

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
4687 Current Rating: 4687 + 3713 = 8400 votesCurrent Rating: 4687 + 3713 = 8400 votes 3713

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
4740 Current Rating: 4740 + 3727 = 8467 votesCurrent Rating: 4740 + 3727 = 8467 votes 3727


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
4952 Current Rating: 4952 + 3926 = 8878 votesCurrent Rating: 4952 + 3926 = 8878 votes 3926

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4909 Current Rating: 4909 + 3932 = 8841 votesCurrent Rating: 4909 + 3932 = 8841 votes 3932

[597] 27: I want a divorce
7741 Current Rating: 7741 + 8557 = 16298 votesCurrent Rating: 7741 + 8557 = 16298 votes 8557

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
5413 Current Rating: 5413 + 4242 = 9655 votesCurrent Rating: 5413 + 4242 = 9655 votes 4242

[595] 23: You know some women
4756 Current Rating: 4756 + 4635 = 9391 votesCurrent Rating: 4756 + 4635 = 9391 votes 4635

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
6936 Current Rating: 6936 + 9640 = 16576 votesCurrent Rating: 6936 + 9640 = 16576 votes 9640

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
5810 Current Rating: 5810 + 7414 = 13224 votesCurrent Rating: 5810 + 7414 = 13224 votes 7414

[592] 20: So it is girls night
4878 Current Rating: 4878 + 5582 = 10460 votesCurrent Rating: 4878 + 5582 = 10460 votes 5582

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
4942 Current Rating: 4942 + 4059 = 9001 votesCurrent Rating: 4942 + 4059 = 9001 votes 4059

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
5243 Current Rating: 5243 + 5739 = 10982 votesCurrent Rating: 5243 + 5739 = 10982 votes 5739

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
5359 Current Rating: 5359 + 4400 = 9759 votesCurrent Rating: 5359 + 4400 = 9759 votes 4400

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
6436 Current Rating: 6436 + 5470 = 11906 votesCurrent Rating: 6436 + 5470 = 11906 votes 5470

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
5806 Current Rating: 5806 + 5215 = 11021 votesCurrent Rating: 5806 + 5215 = 11021 votes 5215

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
4734 Current Rating: 4734 + 3886 = 8620 votesCurrent Rating: 4734 + 3886 = 8620 votes 3886

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
5221 Current Rating: 5221 + 4291 = 9512 votesCurrent Rating: 5221 + 4291 = 9512 votes 4291

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
4551 Current Rating: 4551 + 3644 = 8195 votesCurrent Rating: 4551 + 3644 = 8195 votes 3644

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
4691 Current Rating: 4691 + 3762 = 8453 votesCurrent Rating: 4691 + 3762 = 8453 votes 3762

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
5330 Current Rating: 5330 + 4913 = 10243 votesCurrent Rating: 5330 + 4913 = 10243 votes 4913

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
4672 Current Rating: 4672 + 3711 = 8383 votesCurrent Rating: 4672 + 3711 = 8383 votes 3711

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
8223 Current Rating: 8223 + 10596 = 18819 votesCurrent Rating: 8223 + 10596 = 18819 votes 10596

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
6088 Current Rating: 6088 + 5121 = 11209 votesCurrent Rating: 6088 + 5121 = 11209 votes 5121


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
5427 Current Rating: 5427 + 4295 = 9722 votesCurrent Rating: 5427 + 4295 = 9722 votes 4295

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
4584 Current Rating: 4584 + 5287 = 9871 votesCurrent Rating: 4584 + 5287 = 9871 votes 5287

[576] 27: What a babe
5149 Current Rating: 5149 + 4086 = 9235 votesCurrent Rating: 5149 + 4086 = 9235 votes 4086

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
4280 Current Rating: 4280 + 3242 = 7522 votesCurrent Rating: 4280 + 3242 = 7522 votes 3242

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
4801 Current Rating: 4801 + 3772 = 8573 votesCurrent Rating: 4801 + 3772 = 8573 votes 3772

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 3202 = 7555 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 3202 = 7555 votes 3202

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
7623 Current Rating: 7623 + 7285 = 14908 votesCurrent Rating: 7623 + 7285 = 14908 votes 7285

[571] 20: What is the difference
8734 Current Rating: 8734 + 8246 = 16980 votesCurrent Rating: 8734 + 8246 = 16980 votes 8246

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
4745 Current Rating: 4745 + 6379 = 11124 votesCurrent Rating: 4745 + 6379 = 11124 votes 6379

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
5393 Current Rating: 5393 + 4536 = 9929 votesCurrent Rating: 5393 + 4536 = 9929 votes 4536

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
4544 Current Rating: 4544 + 3378 = 7922 votesCurrent Rating: 4544 + 3378 = 7922 votes 3378

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
4837 Current Rating: 4837 + 4010 = 8847 votesCurrent Rating: 4837 + 4010 = 8847 votes 4010

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 4032 = 9155 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 4032 = 9155 votes 4032

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 7099 = 12654 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 7099 = 12654 votes 7099

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
5133 Current Rating: 5133 + 4414 = 9547 votesCurrent Rating: 5133 + 4414 = 9547 votes 4414

[563] 10: You look terrible
5553 Current Rating: 5553 + 6299 = 11852 votesCurrent Rating: 5553 + 6299 = 11852 votes 6299

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
4675 Current Rating: 4675 + 3959 = 8634 votesCurrent Rating: 4675 + 3959 = 8634 votes 3959






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