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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
20315 Current Rating: 20315 + 21585 = 41900 votesCurrent Rating: 20315 + 21585 = 41900 votes 21585

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
8453 Current Rating: 8453 + 7716 = 16169 votesCurrent Rating: 8453 + 7716 = 16169 votes 7716

[791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow
8933 Current Rating: 8933 + 8188 = 17121 votesCurrent Rating: 8933 + 8188 = 17121 votes 8188

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
8142 Current Rating: 8142 + 6987 = 15129 votesCurrent Rating: 8142 + 6987 = 15129 votes 6987

[789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry!
24004 Current Rating: 24004 + 27694 = 51698 votesCurrent Rating: 24004 + 27694 = 51698 votes 27694

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
10960 Current Rating: 10960 + 12985 = 23945 votesCurrent Rating: 10960 + 12985 = 23945 votes 12985

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
8931 Current Rating: 8931 + 8110 = 17041 votesCurrent Rating: 8931 + 8110 = 17041 votes 8110

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
20056 Current Rating: 20056 + 21485 = 41541 votesCurrent Rating: 20056 + 21485 = 41541 votes 21485

[785] 11: What’s wrong now?
10444 Current Rating: 10444 + 8933 = 19377 votesCurrent Rating: 10444 + 8933 = 19377 votes 8933

[784] 10: What’s going on?
10492 Current Rating: 10492 + 7668 = 18160 votesCurrent Rating: 10492 + 7668 = 18160 votes 7668

[783] 7: What now?
15407 Current Rating: 15407 + 10031 = 25438 votesCurrent Rating: 15407 + 10031 = 25438 votes 10031

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
19248 Current Rating: 19248 + 13626 = 32874 votesCurrent Rating: 19248 + 13626 = 32874 votes 13626

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
16365 Current Rating: 16365 + 13005 = 29370 votesCurrent Rating: 16365 + 13005 = 29370 votes 13005

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
12258 Current Rating: 12258 + 8656 = 20914 votesCurrent Rating: 12258 + 8656 = 20914 votes 8656

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
9042 Current Rating: 9042 + 7378 = 16420 votesCurrent Rating: 9042 + 7378 = 16420 votes 7378


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
10121 Current Rating: 10121 + 9298 = 19419 votesCurrent Rating: 10121 + 9298 = 19419 votes 9298

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
9242 Current Rating: 9242 + 9666 = 18908 votesCurrent Rating: 9242 + 9666 = 18908 votes 9666

[776] 28: Are you awake?
11564 Current Rating: 11564 + 10428 = 21992 votesCurrent Rating: 11564 + 10428 = 21992 votes 10428

[775] 27: What’s all this?
8858 Current Rating: 8858 + 8378 = 17236 votesCurrent Rating: 8858 + 8378 = 17236 votes 8378

[774] 26: When I got home last night
11676 Current Rating: 11676 + 10488 = 22164 votesCurrent Rating: 11676 + 10488 = 22164 votes 10488

[773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today
12435 Current Rating: 12435 + 13230 = 25665 votesCurrent Rating: 12435 + 13230 = 25665 votes 13230

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
8921 Current Rating: 8921 + 8365 = 17286 votesCurrent Rating: 8921 + 8365 = 17286 votes 8365

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
7633 Current Rating: 7633 + 6332 = 13965 votesCurrent Rating: 7633 + 6332 = 13965 votes 6332

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
9523 Current Rating: 9523 + 11269 = 20792 votesCurrent Rating: 9523 + 11269 = 20792 votes 11269

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
10538 Current Rating: 10538 + 9895 = 20433 votesCurrent Rating: 10538 + 9895 = 20433 votes 9895

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
13319 Current Rating: 13319 + 12446 = 25765 votesCurrent Rating: 13319 + 12446 = 25765 votes 12446

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
11565 Current Rating: 11565 + 13090 = 24655 votesCurrent Rating: 11565 + 13090 = 24655 votes 13090

[766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend?
11958 Current Rating: 11958 + 13993 = 25951 votesCurrent Rating: 11958 + 13993 = 25951 votes 13993

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
8951 Current Rating: 8951 + 7953 = 16904 votesCurrent Rating: 8951 + 7953 = 16904 votes 7953

[764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby?
8979 Current Rating: 8979 + 7883 = 16862 votesCurrent Rating: 8979 + 7883 = 16862 votes 7883

[763] 8: Would you love me more
9744 Current Rating: 9744 + 9572 = 19316 votesCurrent Rating: 9744 + 9572 = 19316 votes 9572

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
15078 Current Rating: 15078 + 17471 = 32549 votesCurrent Rating: 15078 + 17471 = 32549 votes 17471

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
9610 Current Rating: 9610 + 8815 = 18425 votesCurrent Rating: 9610 + 8815 = 18425 votes 8815

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
8340 Current Rating: 8340 + 7409 = 15749 votesCurrent Rating: 8340 + 7409 = 15749 votes 7409

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
10255 Current Rating: 10255 + 9606 = 19861 votesCurrent Rating: 10255 + 9606 = 19861 votes 9606

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
7908 Current Rating: 7908 + 7325 = 15233 votesCurrent Rating: 7908 + 7325 = 15233 votes 7325


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
8771 Current Rating: 8771 + 8119 = 16890 votesCurrent Rating: 8771 + 8119 = 16890 votes 8119

[756] 30: Good morning sir
10197 Current Rating: 10197 + 8889 = 19086 votesCurrent Rating: 10197 + 8889 = 19086 votes 8889

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
11414 Current Rating: 11414 + 8736 = 20150 votesCurrent Rating: 11414 + 8736 = 20150 votes 8736

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
17476 Current Rating: 17476 + 11093 = 28569 votesCurrent Rating: 17476 + 11093 = 28569 votes 11093

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
11373 Current Rating: 11373 + 9151 = 20524 votesCurrent Rating: 11373 + 9151 = 20524 votes 9151

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
9431 Current Rating: 9431 + 9591 = 19022 votesCurrent Rating: 9431 + 9591 = 19022 votes 9591

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
10297 Current Rating: 10297 + 8339 = 18636 votesCurrent Rating: 10297 + 8339 = 18636 votes 8339

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
9310 Current Rating: 9310 + 8423 = 17733 votesCurrent Rating: 9310 + 8423 = 17733 votes 8423

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
9617 Current Rating: 9617 + 8410 = 18027 votesCurrent Rating: 9617 + 8410 = 18027 votes 8410

[748] 18: What are you watching?
10833 Current Rating: 10833 + 9865 = 20698 votesCurrent Rating: 10833 + 9865 = 20698 votes 9865

[747] 17: See you later
10996 Current Rating: 10996 + 9755 = 20751 votesCurrent Rating: 10996 + 9755 = 20751 votes 9755

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
6664 Current Rating: 6664 + 7479 = 14143 votesCurrent Rating: 6664 + 7479 = 14143 votes 7479

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
8525 Current Rating: 8525 + 11778 = 20303 votesCurrent Rating: 8525 + 11778 = 20303 votes 11778

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
39925 Current Rating: 39925 + 42736 = 82661 votesCurrent Rating: 39925 + 42736 = 82661 votes 42736

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
18593 Current Rating: 18593 + 26577 = 45170 votesCurrent Rating: 18593 + 26577 = 45170 votes 26577

[742] 10: You look miserable
11623 Current Rating: 11623 + 11166 = 22789 votesCurrent Rating: 11623 + 11166 = 22789 votes 11166

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
9607 Current Rating: 9607 + 8771 = 18378 votesCurrent Rating: 9607 + 8771 = 18378 votes 8771

[740] 8: What are you reading?
8626 Current Rating: 8626 + 7795 = 16421 votesCurrent Rating: 8626 + 7795 = 16421 votes 7795

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
9946 Current Rating: 9946 + 9209 = 19155 votesCurrent Rating: 9946 + 9209 = 19155 votes 9209

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
10770 Current Rating: 10770 + 9760 = 20530 votesCurrent Rating: 10770 + 9760 = 20530 votes 9760

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
7884 Current Rating: 7884 + 6922 = 14806 votesCurrent Rating: 7884 + 6922 = 14806 votes 6922

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
10186 Current Rating: 10186 + 11569 = 21755 votesCurrent Rating: 10186 + 11569 = 21755 votes 11569

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
28238 Current Rating: 28238 + 29440 = 57678 votesCurrent Rating: 28238 + 29440 = 57678 votes 29440


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
9035 Current Rating: 9035 + 8492 = 17527 votesCurrent Rating: 9035 + 8492 = 17527 votes 8492

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
17010 Current Rating: 17010 + 17000 = 34010 votesCurrent Rating: 17010 + 17000 = 34010 votes 17000

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
10535 Current Rating: 10535 + 11221 = 21756 votesCurrent Rating: 10535 + 11221 = 21756 votes 11221

[731] 21: What have you got there?
10404 Current Rating: 10404 + 9497 = 19901 votesCurrent Rating: 10404 + 9497 = 19901 votes 9497

[730] 20: Where have you been?
26189 Current Rating: 26189 + 27233 = 53422 votesCurrent Rating: 26189 + 27233 = 53422 votes 27233

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
11207 Current Rating: 11207 + 10378 = 21585 votesCurrent Rating: 11207 + 10378 = 21585 votes 10378

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
8205 Current Rating: 8205 + 7272 = 15477 votesCurrent Rating: 8205 + 7272 = 15477 votes 7272

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
9060 Current Rating: 9060 + 9430 = 18490 votesCurrent Rating: 9060 + 9430 = 18490 votes 9430

[726] 14: Do you know what
9909 Current Rating: 9909 + 8878 = 18787 votesCurrent Rating: 9909 + 8878 = 18787 votes 8878

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
9441 Current Rating: 9441 + 8767 = 18208 votesCurrent Rating: 9441 + 8767 = 18208 votes 8767

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
8848 Current Rating: 8848 + 7899 = 16747 votesCurrent Rating: 8848 + 7899 = 16747 votes 7899

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
10399 Current Rating: 10399 + 11064 = 21463 votesCurrent Rating: 10399 + 11064 = 21463 votes 11064

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
8276 Current Rating: 8276 + 8843 = 17119 votesCurrent Rating: 8276 + 8843 = 17119 votes 8843

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
10176 Current Rating: 10176 + 9603 = 19779 votesCurrent Rating: 10176 + 9603 = 19779 votes 9603

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
10504 Current Rating: 10504 + 9515 = 20019 votesCurrent Rating: 10504 + 9515 = 20019 votes 9515

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
9869 Current Rating: 9869 + 9235 = 19104 votesCurrent Rating: 9869 + 9235 = 19104 votes 9235

[718] 3: What are you watching?
8984 Current Rating: 8984 + 10582 = 19566 votesCurrent Rating: 8984 + 10582 = 19566 votes 10582


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
9513 Current Rating: 9513 + 9030 = 18543 votesCurrent Rating: 9513 + 9030 = 18543 votes 9030

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
11732 Current Rating: 11732 + 10992 = 22724 votesCurrent Rating: 11732 + 10992 = 22724 votes 10992

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
7798 Current Rating: 7798 + 8586 = 16384 votesCurrent Rating: 7798 + 8586 = 16384 votes 8586

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
8815 Current Rating: 8815 + 7904 = 16719 votesCurrent Rating: 8815 + 7904 = 16719 votes 7904

[713] 27: And now Mom?
8255 Current Rating: 8255 + 9188 = 17443 votesCurrent Rating: 8255 + 9188 = 17443 votes 9188

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
9171 Current Rating: 9171 + 8235 = 17406 votesCurrent Rating: 9171 + 8235 = 17406 votes 8235

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
9010 Current Rating: 9010 + 8985 = 17995 votesCurrent Rating: 9010 + 8985 = 17995 votes 8985

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
11227 Current Rating: 11227 + 10281 = 21508 votesCurrent Rating: 11227 + 10281 = 21508 votes 10281

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
9466 Current Rating: 9466 + 8720 = 18186 votesCurrent Rating: 9466 + 8720 = 18186 votes 8720

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
8116 Current Rating: 8116 + 6990 = 15106 votesCurrent Rating: 8116 + 6990 = 15106 votes 6990

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
9298 Current Rating: 9298 + 8031 = 17329 votesCurrent Rating: 9298 + 8031 = 17329 votes 8031

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
9653 Current Rating: 9653 + 11264 = 20917 votesCurrent Rating: 9653 + 11264 = 20917 votes 11264

[705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut
14383 Current Rating: 14383 + 13933 = 28316 votesCurrent Rating: 14383 + 13933 = 28316 votes 13933

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
10860 Current Rating: 10860 + 11909 = 22769 votesCurrent Rating: 10860 + 11909 = 22769 votes 11909

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
10410 Current Rating: 10410 + 9510 = 19920 votesCurrent Rating: 10410 + 9510 = 19920 votes 9510

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
8801 Current Rating: 8801 + 8212 = 17013 votesCurrent Rating: 8801 + 8212 = 17013 votes 8212

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
9585 Current Rating: 9585 + 8777 = 18362 votesCurrent Rating: 9585 + 8777 = 18362 votes 8777

[700] 6: There, all finished
11026 Current Rating: 11026 + 11578 = 22604 votesCurrent Rating: 11026 + 11578 = 22604 votes 11578

[699] 3: There, all finished
91444 Current Rating: 91444 + 106209 = 197653 votesCurrent Rating: 91444 + 106209 = 197653 votes 106209

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
10870 Current Rating: 10870 + 12938 = 23808 votesCurrent Rating: 10870 + 12938 = 23808 votes 12938

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
9553 Current Rating: 9553 + 8594 = 18147 votesCurrent Rating: 9553 + 8594 = 18147 votes 8594


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
10065 Current Rating: 10065 + 9434 = 19499 votesCurrent Rating: 10065 + 9434 = 19499 votes 9434

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
17618 Current Rating: 17618 + 19650 = 37268 votesCurrent Rating: 17618 + 19650 = 37268 votes 19650

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
10875 Current Rating: 10875 + 9992 = 20867 votesCurrent Rating: 10875 + 9992 = 20867 votes 9992

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
8881 Current Rating: 8881 + 9551 = 18432 votesCurrent Rating: 8881 + 9551 = 18432 votes 9551

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
9382 Current Rating: 9382 + 8497 = 17879 votesCurrent Rating: 9382 + 8497 = 17879 votes 8497

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
8122 Current Rating: 8122 + 7158 = 15280 votesCurrent Rating: 8122 + 7158 = 15280 votes 7158

[690] 23: The papers are signed
10506 Current Rating: 10506 + 11718 = 22224 votesCurrent Rating: 10506 + 11718 = 22224 votes 11718

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
10444 Current Rating: 10444 + 12076 = 22520 votesCurrent Rating: 10444 + 12076 = 22520 votes 12076

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
9856 Current Rating: 9856 + 9389 = 19245 votesCurrent Rating: 9856 + 9389 = 19245 votes 9389

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
7849 Current Rating: 7849 + 6502 = 14351 votesCurrent Rating: 7849 + 6502 = 14351 votes 6502

[686] 17: I have something to confess
8995 Current Rating: 8995 + 7898 = 16893 votesCurrent Rating: 8995 + 7898 = 16893 votes 7898

[685] 16: How your location can change
9122 Current Rating: 9122 + 8306 = 17428 votesCurrent Rating: 9122 + 8306 = 17428 votes 8306

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
9408 Current Rating: 9408 + 9408 = 18816 votesCurrent Rating: 9408 + 9408 = 18816 votes 9408

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
11510 Current Rating: 11510 + 12992 = 24502 votesCurrent Rating: 11510 + 12992 = 24502 votes 12992

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
10866 Current Rating: 10866 + 10512 = 21378 votesCurrent Rating: 10866 + 10512 = 21378 votes 10512

[681] 9: Why does everything
11424 Current Rating: 11424 + 10632 = 22056 votesCurrent Rating: 11424 + 10632 = 22056 votes 10632

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
7588 Current Rating: 7588 + 7366 = 14954 votesCurrent Rating: 7588 + 7366 = 14954 votes 7366

[679] 5: You re late again
62693 Current Rating: 62693 + 62219 = 124912 votesCurrent Rating: 62693 + 62219 = 124912 votes 62219

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
27611 Current Rating: 27611 + 27204 = 54815 votesCurrent Rating: 27611 + 27204 = 54815 votes 27204

[677] 3: What s the difference
8804 Current Rating: 8804 + 7743 = 16547 votesCurrent Rating: 8804 + 7743 = 16547 votes 7743

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
10068 Current Rating: 10068 + 9222 = 19290 votesCurrent Rating: 10068 + 9222 = 19290 votes 9222


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
9210 Current Rating: 9210 + 8171 = 17381 votesCurrent Rating: 9210 + 8171 = 17381 votes 8171

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
10338 Current Rating: 10338 + 9882 = 20220 votesCurrent Rating: 10338 + 9882 = 20220 votes 9882

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
8931 Current Rating: 8931 + 9611 = 18542 votesCurrent Rating: 8931 + 9611 = 18542 votes 9611

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
10765 Current Rating: 10765 + 9841 = 20606 votesCurrent Rating: 10765 + 9841 = 20606 votes 9841

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
11775 Current Rating: 11775 + 11010 = 22785 votesCurrent Rating: 11775 + 11010 = 22785 votes 11010

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
7699 Current Rating: 7699 + 8443 = 16142 votesCurrent Rating: 7699 + 8443 = 16142 votes 8443

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
9628 Current Rating: 9628 + 8720 = 18348 votesCurrent Rating: 9628 + 8720 = 18348 votes 8720

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
9027 Current Rating: 9027 + 9289 = 18316 votesCurrent Rating: 9027 + 9289 = 18316 votes 9289

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
7899 Current Rating: 7899 + 6753 = 14652 votesCurrent Rating: 7899 + 6753 = 14652 votes 6753

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
8715 Current Rating: 8715 + 7556 = 16271 votesCurrent Rating: 8715 + 7556 = 16271 votes 7556

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
9916 Current Rating: 9916 + 9506 = 19422 votesCurrent Rating: 9916 + 9506 = 19422 votes 9506

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
8539 Current Rating: 8539 + 7645 = 16184 votesCurrent Rating: 8539 + 7645 = 16184 votes 7645

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
9936 Current Rating: 9936 + 9361 = 19297 votesCurrent Rating: 9936 + 9361 = 19297 votes 9361

[662] 11: You look miserable
19138 Current Rating: 19138 + 19866 = 39004 votesCurrent Rating: 19138 + 19866 = 39004 votes 19866

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
9644 Current Rating: 9644 + 9097 = 18741 votesCurrent Rating: 9644 + 9097 = 18741 votes 9097

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
8166 Current Rating: 8166 + 7139 = 15305 votesCurrent Rating: 8166 + 7139 = 15305 votes 7139

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
7845 Current Rating: 7845 + 8095 = 15940 votesCurrent Rating: 7845 + 8095 = 15940 votes 8095

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
10192 Current Rating: 10192 + 9649 = 19841 votesCurrent Rating: 10192 + 9649 = 19841 votes 9649

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
8970 Current Rating: 8970 + 7895 = 16865 votesCurrent Rating: 8970 + 7895 = 16865 votes 7895

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
11264 Current Rating: 11264 + 10159 = 21423 votesCurrent Rating: 11264 + 10159 = 21423 votes 10159


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
8143 Current Rating: 8143 + 6702 = 14845 votesCurrent Rating: 8143 + 6702 = 14845 votes 6702

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
9962 Current Rating: 9962 + 8837 = 18799 votesCurrent Rating: 9962 + 8837 = 18799 votes 8837

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
9440 Current Rating: 9440 + 8264 = 17704 votesCurrent Rating: 9440 + 8264 = 17704 votes 8264

[652] 28: How come men always look
8197 Current Rating: 8197 + 7223 = 15420 votesCurrent Rating: 8197 + 7223 = 15420 votes 7223

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
9892 Current Rating: 9892 + 8911 = 18803 votesCurrent Rating: 9892 + 8911 = 18803 votes 8911

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
7996 Current Rating: 7996 + 8585 = 16581 votesCurrent Rating: 7996 + 8585 = 16581 votes 8585

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
11935 Current Rating: 11935 + 11352 = 23287 votesCurrent Rating: 11935 + 11352 = 23287 votes 11352

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
8239 Current Rating: 8239 + 8248 = 16487 votesCurrent Rating: 8239 + 8248 = 16487 votes 8248

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
8585 Current Rating: 8585 + 7382 = 15967 votesCurrent Rating: 8585 + 7382 = 15967 votes 7382

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
10899 Current Rating: 10899 + 9927 = 20826 votesCurrent Rating: 10899 + 9927 = 20826 votes 9927

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
9483 Current Rating: 9483 + 9179 = 18662 votesCurrent Rating: 9483 + 9179 = 18662 votes 9179

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
10845 Current Rating: 10845 + 9953 = 20798 votesCurrent Rating: 10845 + 9953 = 20798 votes 9953

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
10795 Current Rating: 10795 + 10583 = 21378 votesCurrent Rating: 10795 + 10583 = 21378 votes 10583

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
13753 Current Rating: 13753 + 13221 = 26974 votesCurrent Rating: 13753 + 13221 = 26974 votes 13221

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
10628 Current Rating: 10628 + 10342 = 20970 votesCurrent Rating: 10628 + 10342 = 20970 votes 10342

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
8844 Current Rating: 8844 + 9289 = 18133 votesCurrent Rating: 8844 + 9289 = 18133 votes 9289

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
8842 Current Rating: 8842 + 10236 = 19078 votesCurrent Rating: 8842 + 10236 = 19078 votes 10236

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
7443 Current Rating: 7443 + 6391 = 13834 votesCurrent Rating: 7443 + 6391 = 13834 votes 6391

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
9891 Current Rating: 9891 + 9992 = 19883 votesCurrent Rating: 9891 + 9992 = 19883 votes 9992

[636] 3: When I die
11170 Current Rating: 11170 + 11017 = 22187 votesCurrent Rating: 11170 + 11017 = 22187 votes 11017

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
8907 Current Rating: 8907 + 7701 = 16608 votesCurrent Rating: 8907 + 7701 = 16608 votes 7701


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
7389 Current Rating: 7389 + 6131 = 13520 votesCurrent Rating: 7389 + 6131 = 13520 votes 6131

[633] 25: You are looking good
9026 Current Rating: 9026 + 7852 = 16878 votesCurrent Rating: 9026 + 7852 = 16878 votes 7852

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
10093 Current Rating: 10093 + 9252 = 19345 votesCurrent Rating: 10093 + 9252 = 19345 votes 9252

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
8604 Current Rating: 8604 + 7307 = 15911 votesCurrent Rating: 8604 + 7307 = 15911 votes 7307

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
9363 Current Rating: 9363 + 8736 = 18099 votesCurrent Rating: 9363 + 8736 = 18099 votes 8736

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
9041 Current Rating: 9041 + 8051 = 17092 votesCurrent Rating: 9041 + 8051 = 17092 votes 8051

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
8687 Current Rating: 8687 + 7616 = 16303 votesCurrent Rating: 8687 + 7616 = 16303 votes 7616

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
7793 Current Rating: 7793 + 6637 = 14430 votesCurrent Rating: 7793 + 6637 = 14430 votes 6637

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
10926 Current Rating: 10926 + 10339 = 21265 votesCurrent Rating: 10926 + 10339 = 21265 votes 10339

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
50430 Current Rating: 50430 + 48798 = 99228 votesCurrent Rating: 50430 + 48798 = 99228 votes 48798

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
9665 Current Rating: 9665 + 9180 = 18845 votesCurrent Rating: 9665 + 9180 = 18845 votes 9180

[623] 11: What is the difference
11125 Current Rating: 11125 + 10466 = 21591 votesCurrent Rating: 11125 + 10466 = 21591 votes 10466

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
9771 Current Rating: 9771 + 8712 = 18483 votesCurrent Rating: 9771 + 8712 = 18483 votes 8712

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
10186 Current Rating: 10186 + 9812 = 19998 votesCurrent Rating: 10186 + 9812 = 19998 votes 9812

[620] 3: Hey big boy
8857 Current Rating: 8857 + 7922 = 16779 votesCurrent Rating: 8857 + 7922 = 16779 votes 7922

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
7442 Current Rating: 7442 + 6201 = 13643 votesCurrent Rating: 7442 + 6201 = 13643 votes 6201


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
8029 Current Rating: 8029 + 7423 = 15452 votesCurrent Rating: 8029 + 7423 = 15452 votes 7423

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
8753 Current Rating: 8753 + 7755 = 16508 votesCurrent Rating: 8753 + 7755 = 16508 votes 7755

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
11870 Current Rating: 11870 + 11572 = 23442 votesCurrent Rating: 11870 + 11572 = 23442 votes 11572

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
10375 Current Rating: 10375 + 9725 = 20100 votesCurrent Rating: 10375 + 9725 = 20100 votes 9725

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
9700 Current Rating: 9700 + 8939 = 18639 votesCurrent Rating: 9700 + 8939 = 18639 votes 8939

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
9300 Current Rating: 9300 + 8520 = 17820 votesCurrent Rating: 9300 + 8520 = 17820 votes 8520

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
9741 Current Rating: 9741 + 8838 = 18579 votesCurrent Rating: 9741 + 8838 = 18579 votes 8838

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
7773 Current Rating: 7773 + 7326 = 15099 votesCurrent Rating: 7773 + 7326 = 15099 votes 7326

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
8857 Current Rating: 8857 + 8801 = 17658 votesCurrent Rating: 8857 + 8801 = 17658 votes 8801

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
7870 Current Rating: 7870 + 7657 = 15527 votesCurrent Rating: 7870 + 7657 = 15527 votes 7657

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do?
9191 Current Rating: 9191 + 8677 = 17868 votesCurrent Rating: 9191 + 8677 = 17868 votes 8677

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
9194 Current Rating: 9194 + 8124 = 17318 votesCurrent Rating: 9194 + 8124 = 17318 votes 8124

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
7902 Current Rating: 7902 + 9591 = 17493 votesCurrent Rating: 7902 + 9591 = 17493 votes 9591

[605] 12: When I was at school
10694 Current Rating: 10694 + 9749 = 20443 votesCurrent Rating: 10694 + 9749 = 20443 votes 9749

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
8994 Current Rating: 8994 + 8259 = 17253 votesCurrent Rating: 8994 + 8259 = 17253 votes 8259

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
10547 Current Rating: 10547 + 9146 = 19693 votesCurrent Rating: 10547 + 9146 = 19693 votes 9146

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
9309 Current Rating: 9309 + 8481 = 17790 votesCurrent Rating: 9309 + 8481 = 17790 votes 8481

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
7932 Current Rating: 7932 + 6892 = 14824 votesCurrent Rating: 7932 + 6892 = 14824 votes 6892

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
8949 Current Rating: 8949 + 7850 = 16799 votesCurrent Rating: 8949 + 7850 = 16799 votes 7850


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
8240 Current Rating: 8240 + 7252 = 15492 votesCurrent Rating: 8240 + 7252 = 15492 votes 7252

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
9201 Current Rating: 9201 + 8238 = 17439 votesCurrent Rating: 9201 + 8238 = 17439 votes 8238

[597] 27: I want a divorce
11114 Current Rating: 11114 + 12732 = 23846 votesCurrent Rating: 11114 + 12732 = 23846 votes 12732

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
10022 Current Rating: 10022 + 8866 = 18888 votesCurrent Rating: 10022 + 8866 = 18888 votes 8866

[595] 23: You know some women
8308 Current Rating: 8308 + 8077 = 16385 votesCurrent Rating: 8308 + 8077 = 16385 votes 8077

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
10700 Current Rating: 10700 + 13541 = 24241 votesCurrent Rating: 10700 + 13541 = 24241 votes 13541

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
10086 Current Rating: 10086 + 11405 = 21491 votesCurrent Rating: 10086 + 11405 = 21491 votes 11405

[592] 20: So it is girls night
7827 Current Rating: 7827 + 8473 = 16300 votesCurrent Rating: 7827 + 8473 = 16300 votes 8473

[591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye
8784 Current Rating: 8784 + 7993 = 16777 votesCurrent Rating: 8784 + 7993 = 16777 votes 7993

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
9983 Current Rating: 9983 + 10665 = 20648 votesCurrent Rating: 9983 + 10665 = 20648 votes 10665

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
9240 Current Rating: 9240 + 8192 = 17432 votesCurrent Rating: 9240 + 8192 = 17432 votes 8192

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
10511 Current Rating: 10511 + 9503 = 20014 votesCurrent Rating: 10511 + 9503 = 20014 votes 9503

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
10571 Current Rating: 10571 + 9995 = 20566 votesCurrent Rating: 10571 + 9995 = 20566 votes 9995

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
7935 Current Rating: 7935 + 7126 = 15061 votesCurrent Rating: 7935 + 7126 = 15061 votes 7126

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
9230 Current Rating: 9230 + 8174 = 17404 votesCurrent Rating: 9230 + 8174 = 17404 votes 8174

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
12035 Current Rating: 12035 + 12136 = 24171 votesCurrent Rating: 12035 + 12136 = 24171 votes 12136

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
8506 Current Rating: 8506 + 7422 = 15928 votesCurrent Rating: 8506 + 7422 = 15928 votes 7422

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
9635 Current Rating: 9635 + 9275 = 18910 votesCurrent Rating: 9635 + 9275 = 18910 votes 9275

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
8354 Current Rating: 8354 + 7233 = 15587 votesCurrent Rating: 8354 + 7233 = 15587 votes 7233

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
11510 Current Rating: 11510 + 15016 = 26526 votesCurrent Rating: 11510 + 15016 = 26526 votes 15016

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
10034 Current Rating: 10034 + 8909 = 18943 votesCurrent Rating: 10034 + 8909 = 18943 votes 8909


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
9833 Current Rating: 9833 + 9849 = 19682 votesCurrent Rating: 9833 + 9849 = 19682 votes 9849

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
8202 Current Rating: 8202 + 8808 = 17010 votesCurrent Rating: 8202 + 8808 = 17010 votes 8808

[576] 27: What a babe
10280 Current Rating: 10280 + 9196 = 19476 votesCurrent Rating: 10280 + 9196 = 19476 votes 9196

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
7869 Current Rating: 7869 + 6856 = 14725 votesCurrent Rating: 7869 + 6856 = 14725 votes 6856

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
8925 Current Rating: 8925 + 8067 = 16992 votesCurrent Rating: 8925 + 8067 = 16992 votes 8067

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
8507 Current Rating: 8507 + 8988 = 17495 votesCurrent Rating: 8507 + 8988 = 17495 votes 8988

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
12219 Current Rating: 12219 + 12084 = 24303 votesCurrent Rating: 12219 + 12084 = 24303 votes 12084

[571] 20: What is the difference
17378 Current Rating: 17378 + 29109 = 46487 votesCurrent Rating: 17378 + 29109 = 46487 votes 29109

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
29026 Current Rating: 29026 + 38674 = 67700 votesCurrent Rating: 29026 + 38674 = 67700 votes 38674

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
9457 Current Rating: 9457 + 8579 = 18036 votesCurrent Rating: 9457 + 8579 = 18036 votes 8579

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
8598 Current Rating: 8598 + 7297 = 15895 votesCurrent Rating: 8598 + 7297 = 15895 votes 7297

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
8664 Current Rating: 8664 + 7848 = 16512 votesCurrent Rating: 8664 + 7848 = 16512 votes 7848

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
9324 Current Rating: 9324 + 8295 = 17619 votesCurrent Rating: 9324 + 8295 = 17619 votes 8295

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
9462 Current Rating: 9462 + 11115 = 20577 votesCurrent Rating: 9462 + 11115 = 20577 votes 11115

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
9291 Current Rating: 9291 + 8478 = 17769 votesCurrent Rating: 9291 + 8478 = 17769 votes 8478

[563] 10: You look terrible
9704 Current Rating: 9704 + 10237 = 19941 votesCurrent Rating: 9704 + 10237 = 19941 votes 10237

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
7779 Current Rating: 7779 + 7143 = 14922 votesCurrent Rating: 7779 + 7143 = 14922 votes 7143






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