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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
13651 Current Rating: 13651 + 15538 = 29189 votesCurrent Rating: 13651 + 15538 = 29189 votes 15538

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
3897 Current Rating: 3897 + 3236 = 7133 votesCurrent Rating: 3897 + 3236 = 7133 votes 3236

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
3328 Current Rating: 3328 + 2674 = 6002 votesCurrent Rating: 3328 + 2674 = 6002 votes 2674

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 2814 = 6371 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 2814 = 6371 votes 2814

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 5978 = 10218 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 5978 = 10218 votes 5978

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 6194 = 10567 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 6194 = 10567 votes 6194

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
3696 Current Rating: 3696 + 3137 = 6833 votesCurrent Rating: 3696 + 3137 = 6833 votes 3137

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 3032 = 6718 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 3032 = 6718 votes 3032

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
3050 Current Rating: 3050 + 2199 = 5249 votesCurrent Rating: 3050 + 2199 = 5249 votes 2199

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
3570 Current Rating: 3570 + 2658 = 6228 votesCurrent Rating: 3570 + 2658 = 6228 votes 2658

[783] 7: What now?
3976 Current Rating: 3976 + 3547 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 3976 + 3547 = 7523 votes 3547

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
3746 Current Rating: 3746 + 3309 = 7055 votesCurrent Rating: 3746 + 3309 = 7055 votes 3309

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 2950 = 6686 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 2950 = 6686 votes 2950

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3445 Current Rating: 3445 + 2754 = 6199 votesCurrent Rating: 3445 + 2754 = 6199 votes 2754

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 3219 = 6787 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 3219 = 6787 votes 3219


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 3498 = 7488 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 3498 = 7488 votes 3498

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 4177 = 7709 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 4177 = 7709 votes 4177

[776] 28: Are you awake?
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 2981 = 6717 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 2981 = 6717 votes 2981

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 3298 = 6792 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 3298 = 6792 votes 3298

[774] 26: When I got home last night
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3279 = 7202 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3279 = 7202 votes 3279

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
6382 Current Rating: 6382 + 6904 = 13286 votesCurrent Rating: 6382 + 6904 = 13286 votes 6904

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 3146 = 6622 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 3146 = 6622 votes 3146

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2365 = 5569 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2365 = 5569 votes 2365

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 5307 = 8666 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 5307 = 8666 votes 5307

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
4153 Current Rating: 4153 + 3791 = 7944 votesCurrent Rating: 4153 + 3791 = 7944 votes 3791

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 2527 = 5883 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 2527 = 5883 votes 2527

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
4237 Current Rating: 4237 + 6233 = 10470 votesCurrent Rating: 4237 + 6233 = 10470 votes 6233

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
5254 Current Rating: 5254 + 7409 = 12663 votesCurrent Rating: 5254 + 7409 = 12663 votes 7409

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
3379 Current Rating: 3379 + 2589 = 5968 votesCurrent Rating: 3379 + 2589 = 5968 votes 2589

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 2864 = 6562 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 2864 = 6562 votes 2864

[763] 8: Would you love me more
3654 Current Rating: 3654 + 2709 = 6363 votesCurrent Rating: 3654 + 2709 = 6363 votes 2709

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
6137 Current Rating: 6137 + 7337 = 13474 votesCurrent Rating: 6137 + 7337 = 13474 votes 7337

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
3283 Current Rating: 3283 + 2638 = 5921 votesCurrent Rating: 3283 + 2638 = 5921 votes 2638

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 2646 = 5919 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 2646 = 5919 votes 2646

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
4195 Current Rating: 4195 + 3830 = 8025 votesCurrent Rating: 4195 + 3830 = 8025 votes 3830

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 3283 = 6765 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 3283 = 6765 votes 3283


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
3504 Current Rating: 3504 + 2979 = 6483 votesCurrent Rating: 3504 + 2979 = 6483 votes 2979

[756] 30: Good morning sir
3268 Current Rating: 3268 + 2697 = 5965 votesCurrent Rating: 3268 + 2697 = 5965 votes 2697

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
3760 Current Rating: 3760 + 3015 = 6775 votesCurrent Rating: 3760 + 3015 = 6775 votes 3015

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 3572 = 7907 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 3572 = 7907 votes 3572

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
3766 Current Rating: 3766 + 3121 = 6887 votesCurrent Rating: 3766 + 3121 = 6887 votes 3121

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 2957 = 6882 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 2957 = 6882 votes 2957

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
3643 Current Rating: 3643 + 3032 = 6675 votesCurrent Rating: 3643 + 3032 = 6675 votes 3032

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
3547 Current Rating: 3547 + 2892 = 6439 votesCurrent Rating: 3547 + 2892 = 6439 votes 2892

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2429 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2429 = 5592 votes 2429

[748] 18: What are you watching?
4098 Current Rating: 4098 + 3492 = 7590 votesCurrent Rating: 4098 + 3492 = 7590 votes 3492

[747] 17: See you later
4094 Current Rating: 4094 + 3350 = 7444 votesCurrent Rating: 4094 + 3350 = 7444 votes 3350

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 2633 = 6132 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 2633 = 6132 votes 2633

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
4015 Current Rating: 4015 + 7413 = 11428 votesCurrent Rating: 4015 + 7413 = 11428 votes 7413

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
33986 Current Rating: 33986 + 36790 = 70776 votesCurrent Rating: 33986 + 36790 = 70776 votes 36790

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
8154 Current Rating: 8154 + 9958 = 18112 votesCurrent Rating: 8154 + 9958 = 18112 votes 9958

[742] 10: You look miserable
4046 Current Rating: 4046 + 3223 = 7269 votesCurrent Rating: 4046 + 3223 = 7269 votes 3223

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 3165 = 7029 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 3165 = 7029 votes 3165

[740] 8: What are you reading?
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 2768 = 6303 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 2768 = 6303 votes 2768

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
3908 Current Rating: 3908 + 3304 = 7212 votesCurrent Rating: 3908 + 3304 = 7212 votes 3304

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
4003 Current Rating: 4003 + 3298 = 7301 votesCurrent Rating: 4003 + 3298 = 7301 votes 3298

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
3699 Current Rating: 3699 + 3015 = 6714 votesCurrent Rating: 3699 + 3015 = 6714 votes 3015

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
4996 Current Rating: 4996 + 6650 = 11646 votesCurrent Rating: 4996 + 6650 = 11646 votes 6650

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
19100 Current Rating: 19100 + 20972 = 40072 votesCurrent Rating: 19100 + 20972 = 40072 votes 20972


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
3717 Current Rating: 3717 + 3396 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3717 + 3396 = 7113 votes 3396

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
11442 Current Rating: 11442 + 11922 = 23364 votesCurrent Rating: 11442 + 11922 = 23364 votes 11922

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
4015 Current Rating: 4015 + 3359 = 7374 votesCurrent Rating: 4015 + 3359 = 7374 votes 3359

[731] 21: What have you got there?
4456 Current Rating: 4456 + 3585 = 8041 votesCurrent Rating: 4456 + 3585 = 8041 votes 3585

[730] 20: Where have you been?
19396 Current Rating: 19396 + 21023 = 40419 votesCurrent Rating: 19396 + 21023 = 40419 votes 21023

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 2720 = 6131 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 2720 = 6131 votes 2720

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 2678 = 5990 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 2678 = 5990 votes 2678

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
4727 Current Rating: 4727 + 5296 = 10023 votesCurrent Rating: 4727 + 5296 = 10023 votes 5296

[726] 14: Do you know what
3936 Current Rating: 3936 + 3138 = 7074 votesCurrent Rating: 3936 + 3138 = 7074 votes 3138

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
3802 Current Rating: 3802 + 3111 = 6913 votesCurrent Rating: 3802 + 3111 = 6913 votes 3111

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
3430 Current Rating: 3430 + 2680 = 6110 votesCurrent Rating: 3430 + 2680 = 6110 votes 2680

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
3703 Current Rating: 3703 + 2999 = 6702 votesCurrent Rating: 3703 + 2999 = 6702 votes 2999

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 4436 = 7930 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 4436 = 7930 votes 4436

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 2567 = 5828 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 2567 = 5828 votes 2567

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
4021 Current Rating: 4021 + 3320 = 7341 votesCurrent Rating: 4021 + 3320 = 7341 votes 3320

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
3321 Current Rating: 3321 + 3041 = 6362 votesCurrent Rating: 3321 + 3041 = 6362 votes 3041

[718] 3: What are you watching?
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 5206 = 8532 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 5206 = 8532 votes 5206


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 3293 = 6851 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 3293 = 6851 votes 3293

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
3764 Current Rating: 3764 + 2929 = 6693 votesCurrent Rating: 3764 + 2929 = 6693 votes 2929

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
3267 Current Rating: 3267 + 2277 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 3267 + 2277 = 5544 votes 2277

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 2948 = 6650 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 2948 = 6650 votes 2948

[713] 27: And now Mom?
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 2293 = 5571 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 2293 = 5571 votes 2293

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
3699 Current Rating: 3699 + 3001 = 6700 votesCurrent Rating: 3699 + 3001 = 6700 votes 3001

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 3821 = 7504 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 3821 = 7504 votes 3821

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 2946 = 6640 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 2946 = 6640 votes 2946

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 2974 = 6636 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 2974 = 6636 votes 2974

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
3203 Current Rating: 3203 + 2389 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 3203 + 2389 = 5592 votes 2389

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
3239 Current Rating: 3239 + 2344 = 5583 votesCurrent Rating: 3239 + 2344 = 5583 votes 2344

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
3774 Current Rating: 3774 + 5480 = 9254 votesCurrent Rating: 3774 + 5480 = 9254 votes 5480

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
3672 Current Rating: 3672 + 3273 = 6945 votesCurrent Rating: 3672 + 3273 = 6945 votes 3273

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
5603 Current Rating: 5603 + 6551 = 12154 votesCurrent Rating: 5603 + 6551 = 12154 votes 6551

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
4055 Current Rating: 4055 + 3337 = 7392 votesCurrent Rating: 4055 + 3337 = 7392 votes 3337

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3438 = 7165 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3438 = 7165 votes 3438

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
3681 Current Rating: 3681 + 3061 = 6742 votesCurrent Rating: 3681 + 3061 = 6742 votes 3061

[700] 6: There, all finished
4113 Current Rating: 4113 + 3755 = 7868 votesCurrent Rating: 4113 + 3755 = 7868 votes 3755

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 2205 = 5400 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 2205 = 5400 votes 2205

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 5523 = 9072 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 5523 = 9072 votes 5523

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3030 = 6855 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3030 = 6855 votes 3030


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 3368 = 7325 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 3368 = 7325 votes 3368

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
4079 Current Rating: 4079 + 3709 = 7788 votesCurrent Rating: 4079 + 3709 = 7788 votes 3709

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 3626 = 7814 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 3626 = 7814 votes 3626

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
3266 Current Rating: 3266 + 2407 = 5673 votesCurrent Rating: 3266 + 2407 = 5673 votes 2407

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
3857 Current Rating: 3857 + 3187 = 7044 votesCurrent Rating: 3857 + 3187 = 7044 votes 3187

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
3169 Current Rating: 3169 + 2479 = 5648 votesCurrent Rating: 3169 + 2479 = 5648 votes 2479

[690] 23: The papers are signed
5351 Current Rating: 5351 + 6877 = 12228 votesCurrent Rating: 5351 + 6877 = 12228 votes 6877

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
5482 Current Rating: 5482 + 7351 = 12833 votesCurrent Rating: 5482 + 7351 = 12833 votes 7351

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
3797 Current Rating: 3797 + 3302 = 7099 votesCurrent Rating: 3797 + 3302 = 7099 votes 3302

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
3187 Current Rating: 3187 + 2420 = 5607 votesCurrent Rating: 3187 + 2420 = 5607 votes 2420

[686] 17: I have something to confess
3436 Current Rating: 3436 + 2624 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 3436 + 2624 = 6060 votes 2624

[685] 16: How your location can change
3683 Current Rating: 3683 + 3147 = 6830 votesCurrent Rating: 3683 + 3147 = 6830 votes 3147

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3976 = 8004 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3976 = 8004 votes 3976

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
4621 Current Rating: 4621 + 6320 = 10941 votesCurrent Rating: 4621 + 6320 = 10941 votes 6320

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 5239 = 10459 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 5239 = 10459 votes 5239

[681] 9: Why does everything
4072 Current Rating: 4072 + 3490 = 7562 votesCurrent Rating: 4072 + 3490 = 7562 votes 3490

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 2526 = 6007 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 2526 = 6007 votes 2526

[679] 5: You re late again
3343 Current Rating: 3343 + 2538 = 5881 votesCurrent Rating: 3343 + 2538 = 5881 votes 2538

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
4297 Current Rating: 4297 + 3718 = 8015 votesCurrent Rating: 4297 + 3718 = 8015 votes 3718

[677] 3: What s the difference
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 2644 = 5984 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 2644 = 5984 votes 2644

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
3843 Current Rating: 3843 + 3249 = 7092 votesCurrent Rating: 3843 + 3249 = 7092 votes 3249


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 2475 = 5707 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 2475 = 5707 votes 2475

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
3754 Current Rating: 3754 + 3277 = 7031 votesCurrent Rating: 3754 + 3277 = 7031 votes 3277

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 4368 = 7849 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 4368 = 7849 votes 4368

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
3289 Current Rating: 3289 + 2963 = 6252 votesCurrent Rating: 3289 + 2963 = 6252 votes 2963

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
3856 Current Rating: 3856 + 3261 = 7117 votesCurrent Rating: 3856 + 3261 = 7117 votes 3261

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
3083 Current Rating: 3083 + 2097 = 5180 votesCurrent Rating: 3083 + 2097 = 5180 votes 2097

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
3668 Current Rating: 3668 + 2903 = 6571 votesCurrent Rating: 3668 + 2903 = 6571 votes 2903

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 4075 = 7725 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 4075 = 7725 votes 4075

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 2417 = 5657 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 2417 = 5657 votes 2417

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 2467 = 5669 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 2467 = 5669 votes 2467

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
3401 Current Rating: 3401 + 2660 = 6061 votesCurrent Rating: 3401 + 2660 = 6061 votes 2660

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
3428 Current Rating: 3428 + 2848 = 6276 votesCurrent Rating: 3428 + 2848 = 6276 votes 2848

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
3462 Current Rating: 3462 + 2965 = 6427 votesCurrent Rating: 3462 + 2965 = 6427 votes 2965

[662] 11: You look miserable
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2503 = 5637 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2503 = 5637 votes 2503

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3502 = 7290 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3502 = 7290 votes 3502

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
3199 Current Rating: 3199 + 2654 = 5853 votesCurrent Rating: 3199 + 2654 = 5853 votes 2654

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 2270 = 5429 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 2270 = 5429 votes 2270

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
3666 Current Rating: 3666 + 2963 = 6629 votesCurrent Rating: 3666 + 2963 = 6629 votes 2963

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
3782 Current Rating: 3782 + 3028 = 6810 votesCurrent Rating: 3782 + 3028 = 6810 votes 3028

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
3764 Current Rating: 3764 + 2924 = 6688 votesCurrent Rating: 3764 + 2924 = 6688 votes 2924


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
3007 Current Rating: 3007 + 2190 = 5197 votesCurrent Rating: 3007 + 2190 = 5197 votes 2190

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 2742 = 6259 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 2742 = 6259 votes 2742

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 2976 = 6663 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 2976 = 6663 votes 2976

[652] 28: How come men always look
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2539 = 5883 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2539 = 5883 votes 2539

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
3745 Current Rating: 3745 + 2978 = 6723 votesCurrent Rating: 3745 + 2978 = 6723 votes 2978

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
3234 Current Rating: 3234 + 4156 = 7390 votesCurrent Rating: 3234 + 4156 = 7390 votes 4156

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 3124 = 6875 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 3124 = 6875 votes 3124

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2344 = 5573 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2344 = 5573 votes 2344

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
3261 Current Rating: 3261 + 2345 = 5606 votesCurrent Rating: 3261 + 2345 = 5606 votes 2345

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
3959 Current Rating: 3959 + 3178 = 7137 votesCurrent Rating: 3959 + 3178 = 7137 votes 3178

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
3523 Current Rating: 3523 + 2571 = 6094 votesCurrent Rating: 3523 + 2571 = 6094 votes 2571

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
3201 Current Rating: 3201 + 2312 = 5513 votesCurrent Rating: 3201 + 2312 = 5513 votes 2312

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
3926 Current Rating: 3926 + 3526 = 7452 votesCurrent Rating: 3926 + 3526 = 7452 votes 3526

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
3214 Current Rating: 3214 + 2403 = 5617 votesCurrent Rating: 3214 + 2403 = 5617 votes 2403

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
3213 Current Rating: 3213 + 3401 = 6614 votesCurrent Rating: 3213 + 3401 = 6614 votes 3401

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
3741 Current Rating: 3741 + 4443 = 8184 votesCurrent Rating: 3741 + 4443 = 8184 votes 4443

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
3598 Current Rating: 3598 + 5409 = 9007 votesCurrent Rating: 3598 + 5409 = 9007 votes 5409

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
3398 Current Rating: 3398 + 2623 = 6021 votesCurrent Rating: 3398 + 2623 = 6021 votes 2623

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
3919 Current Rating: 3919 + 3161 = 7080 votesCurrent Rating: 3919 + 3161 = 7080 votes 3161

[636] 3: When I die
3879 Current Rating: 3879 + 3943 = 7822 votesCurrent Rating: 3879 + 3943 = 7822 votes 3943

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
3550 Current Rating: 3550 + 2749 = 6299 votesCurrent Rating: 3550 + 2749 = 6299 votes 2749


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 2463 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 2463 = 5598 votes 2463

[633] 25: You are looking good
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 2597 = 5955 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 2597 = 5955 votes 2597

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
4140 Current Rating: 4140 + 3579 = 7719 votesCurrent Rating: 4140 + 3579 = 7719 votes 3579

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
3111 Current Rating: 3111 + 2387 = 5498 votesCurrent Rating: 3111 + 2387 = 5498 votes 2387

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
3569 Current Rating: 3569 + 3070 = 6639 votesCurrent Rating: 3569 + 3070 = 6639 votes 3070

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
3481 Current Rating: 3481 + 2649 = 6130 votesCurrent Rating: 3481 + 2649 = 6130 votes 2649

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 2965 = 6689 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 2965 = 6689 votes 2965

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
3092 Current Rating: 3092 + 2392 = 5484 votesCurrent Rating: 3092 + 2392 = 5484 votes 2392

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 3715 = 7769 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 3715 = 7769 votes 3715

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
3739 Current Rating: 3739 + 3257 = 6996 votesCurrent Rating: 3739 + 3257 = 6996 votes 3257

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 2916 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 2916 = 6446 votes 2916

[623] 11: What is the difference
3986 Current Rating: 3986 + 3517 = 7503 votesCurrent Rating: 3986 + 3517 = 7503 votes 3517

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
3328 Current Rating: 3328 + 2518 = 5846 votesCurrent Rating: 3328 + 2518 = 5846 votes 2518

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
3800 Current Rating: 3800 + 3125 = 6925 votesCurrent Rating: 3800 + 3125 = 6925 votes 3125

[620] 3: Hey big boy
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 2845 = 6404 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 2845 = 6404 votes 2845

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
3121 Current Rating: 3121 + 2279 = 5400 votesCurrent Rating: 3121 + 2279 = 5400 votes 2279


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
3310 Current Rating: 3310 + 2919 = 6229 votesCurrent Rating: 3310 + 2919 = 6229 votes 2919

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2418 = 5552 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2418 = 5552 votes 2418

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
3598 Current Rating: 3598 + 3179 = 6777 votesCurrent Rating: 3598 + 3179 = 6777 votes 3179

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
3547 Current Rating: 3547 + 2874 = 6421 votesCurrent Rating: 3547 + 2874 = 6421 votes 2874

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3435 = 7443 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3435 = 7443 votes 3435

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
3626 Current Rating: 3626 + 2987 = 6613 votesCurrent Rating: 3626 + 2987 = 6613 votes 2987

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
4514 Current Rating: 4514 + 3697 = 8211 votesCurrent Rating: 4514 + 3697 = 8211 votes 3697

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
3239 Current Rating: 3239 + 2278 = 5517 votesCurrent Rating: 3239 + 2278 = 5517 votes 2278

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
3804 Current Rating: 3804 + 3127 = 6931 votesCurrent Rating: 3804 + 3127 = 6931 votes 3127

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
3001 Current Rating: 3001 + 2008 = 5009 votesCurrent Rating: 3001 + 2008 = 5009 votes 2008

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
3205 Current Rating: 3205 + 2642 = 5847 votesCurrent Rating: 3205 + 2642 = 5847 votes 2642

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
3650 Current Rating: 3650 + 2761 = 6411 votesCurrent Rating: 3650 + 2761 = 6411 votes 2761

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 5351 = 8740 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 5351 = 8740 votes 5351

[605] 12: When I was at school
4568 Current Rating: 4568 + 3807 = 8375 votesCurrent Rating: 4568 + 3807 = 8375 votes 3807

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 3010 = 6479 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 3010 = 6479 votes 3010

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
2875 Current Rating: 2875 + 2037 = 4912 votesCurrent Rating: 2875 + 2037 = 4912 votes 2037

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
3748 Current Rating: 3748 + 3167 = 6915 votesCurrent Rating: 3748 + 3167 = 6915 votes 3167

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 2474 = 5709 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 2474 = 5709 votes 2474

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
3282 Current Rating: 3282 + 2446 = 5728 votesCurrent Rating: 3282 + 2446 = 5728 votes 2446


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
3498 Current Rating: 3498 + 2640 = 6138 votesCurrent Rating: 3498 + 2640 = 6138 votes 2640

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 2717 = 6211 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 2717 = 6211 votes 2717

[597] 27: I want a divorce
6661 Current Rating: 6661 + 7656 = 14317 votesCurrent Rating: 6661 + 7656 = 14317 votes 7656

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
4015 Current Rating: 4015 + 3117 = 7132 votesCurrent Rating: 4015 + 3117 = 7132 votes 3117

[595] 23: You know some women
3515 Current Rating: 3515 + 2553 = 6068 votesCurrent Rating: 3515 + 2553 = 6068 votes 2553

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
5653 Current Rating: 5653 + 8558 = 14211 votesCurrent Rating: 5653 + 8558 = 14211 votes 8558

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
4397 Current Rating: 4397 + 6271 = 10668 votesCurrent Rating: 4397 + 6271 = 10668 votes 6271

[592] 20: So it is girls night
3567 Current Rating: 3567 + 4544 = 8111 votesCurrent Rating: 3567 + 4544 = 8111 votes 4544

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
3369 Current Rating: 3369 + 2694 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 3369 + 2694 = 6063 votes 2694

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 4800 = 8827 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 4800 = 8827 votes 4800

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
3933 Current Rating: 3933 + 3174 = 7107 votesCurrent Rating: 3933 + 3174 = 7107 votes 3174

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
5037 Current Rating: 5037 + 4312 = 9349 votesCurrent Rating: 5037 + 4312 = 9349 votes 4312

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
4124 Current Rating: 4124 + 3675 = 7799 votesCurrent Rating: 4124 + 3675 = 7799 votes 3675

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
3422 Current Rating: 3422 + 2824 = 6246 votesCurrent Rating: 3422 + 2824 = 6246 votes 2824

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 2990 = 6700 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 2990 = 6700 votes 2990

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 2400 = 5499 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 2400 = 5499 votes 2400

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
3238 Current Rating: 3238 + 2524 = 5762 votesCurrent Rating: 3238 + 2524 = 5762 votes 2524

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3536 = 7324 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3536 = 7324 votes 3536

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
3279 Current Rating: 3279 + 2538 = 5817 votesCurrent Rating: 3279 + 2538 = 5817 votes 2538

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
7061 Current Rating: 7061 + 9565 = 16626 votesCurrent Rating: 7061 + 9565 = 16626 votes 9565

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
4785 Current Rating: 4785 + 4044 = 8829 votesCurrent Rating: 4785 + 4044 = 8829 votes 4044


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
3964 Current Rating: 3964 + 3046 = 7010 votesCurrent Rating: 3964 + 3046 = 7010 votes 3046

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
3287 Current Rating: 3287 + 4213 = 7500 votesCurrent Rating: 3287 + 4213 = 7500 votes 4213

[576] 27: What a babe
3640 Current Rating: 3640 + 2774 = 6414 votesCurrent Rating: 3640 + 2774 = 6414 votes 2774

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
2935 Current Rating: 2935 + 2094 = 5029 votesCurrent Rating: 2935 + 2094 = 5029 votes 2094

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
3388 Current Rating: 3388 + 2594 = 5982 votesCurrent Rating: 3388 + 2594 = 5982 votes 2594

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
3056 Current Rating: 3056 + 2103 = 5159 votesCurrent Rating: 3056 + 2103 = 5159 votes 2103

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
6357 Current Rating: 6357 + 6249 = 12606 votesCurrent Rating: 6357 + 6249 = 12606 votes 6249

[571] 20: What is the difference
7706 Current Rating: 7706 + 7386 = 15092 votesCurrent Rating: 7706 + 7386 = 15092 votes 7386

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
3278 Current Rating: 3278 + 5132 = 8410 votesCurrent Rating: 3278 + 5132 = 8410 votes 5132

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
3895 Current Rating: 3895 + 3234 = 7129 votesCurrent Rating: 3895 + 3234 = 7129 votes 3234

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
3271 Current Rating: 3271 + 2325 = 5596 votesCurrent Rating: 3271 + 2325 = 5596 votes 2325

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
3323 Current Rating: 3323 + 2723 = 6046 votesCurrent Rating: 3323 + 2723 = 6046 votes 2723

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
3676 Current Rating: 3676 + 2790 = 6466 votesCurrent Rating: 3676 + 2790 = 6466 votes 2790

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
4040 Current Rating: 4040 + 5842 = 9882 votesCurrent Rating: 4040 + 5842 = 9882 votes 5842

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 3124 = 6739 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 3124 = 6739 votes 3124

[563] 10: You look terrible
4183 Current Rating: 4183 + 5147 = 9330 votesCurrent Rating: 4183 + 5147 = 9330 votes 5147

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
3404 Current Rating: 3404 + 2888 = 6292 votesCurrent Rating: 3404 + 2888 = 6292 votes 2888






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