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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
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[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
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[791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow
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[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
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[789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry!
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[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
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[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
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[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
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[785] 11: What’s wrong now?
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[784] 10: What’s going on?
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[783] 7: What now?
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[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
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[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
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[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
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[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
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Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
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[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
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[776] 28: Are you awake?
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[775] 27: What’s all this?
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[774] 26: When I got home last night
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[773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today
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[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
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[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
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[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
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[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
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[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
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[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
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[766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend?
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[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
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[764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby?
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[763] 8: Would you love me more
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[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
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[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
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[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
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[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
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[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
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Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
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[756] 30: Good morning sir
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[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
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[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
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[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
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[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
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[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
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[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
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[749] 19: You wash your car every week
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[748] 18: What are you watching?
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[747] 17: See you later
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[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
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[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
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[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
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[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
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[742] 10: You look miserable
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[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
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[740] 8: What are you reading?
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[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
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[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
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[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
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[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
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[735] 1: Again with the tears!
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Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
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[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
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[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
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[731] 21: What have you got there?
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[730] 20: Where have you been?
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[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
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[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
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[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
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[726] 14: Do you know what
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[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
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[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
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[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
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[722] 10: Police! Open up!
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[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
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[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
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[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
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[718] 3: What are you watching?
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Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
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[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
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[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
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[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
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[713] 27: And now Mom?
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[712] 24: So are you going to invest
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[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
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[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
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[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
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[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
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[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
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[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
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[705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut
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[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
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[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
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[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
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[701] 8: We need to talk ...
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[700] 6: There, all finished
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[699] 3: There, all finished
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[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
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[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
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Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
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[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
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[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
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[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
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[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
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[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
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[690] 23: The papers are signed
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[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
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[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
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[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
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[686] 17: I have something to confess
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[685] 16: How your location can change
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[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
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[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
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[682] 10: Look what I found outside
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[681] 9: Why does everything
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[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
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[679] 5: You re late again
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[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
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[677] 3: What s the difference
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[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
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Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
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[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
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[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
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[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
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[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
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[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
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[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
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[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
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[667] 19: That coffee smells great
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[666] 18: She s not bad looking
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[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
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[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
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[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
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[662] 11: You look miserable
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[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
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[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
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[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
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[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
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[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
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[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
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May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
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[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
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[653] 29: Do you use twitter
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[652] 28: How come men always look
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[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
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[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
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[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
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[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
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[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
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[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
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[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
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[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
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[643] 15: Lets split the bill
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[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
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[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
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[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
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[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
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[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
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[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
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[636] 3: When I die
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[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
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Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
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[633] 25: You are looking good
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[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
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[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
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[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
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[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
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[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
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[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
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[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
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[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
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[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
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[623] 11: What is the difference
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[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
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[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
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[620] 3: Hey big boy
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[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
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Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
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[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
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[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
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[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
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[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
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[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
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[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
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[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
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[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
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[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
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[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do?
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[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
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[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
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[605] 12: When I was at school
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[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
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[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
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[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
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[601] 2: We need to talk ...
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[600] 1: Can you believe it?
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Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
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[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
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[597] 27: I want a divorce
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[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
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[595] 23: You know some women
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[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
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[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
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[592] 20: So it is girls night
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[591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye
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[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
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[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
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[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
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[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
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[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
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[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
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[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
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[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
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[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
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[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
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[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
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[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
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Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
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[577] 30: What are you pondering?
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[576] 27: What a babe
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[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
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[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
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[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
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[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
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[571] 20: What is the difference
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[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
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[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
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[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
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[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
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[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
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[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
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[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
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[563] 10: You look terrible
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[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
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