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Dec 2012 [793] 21: You 15386   17159 [792] 20: Ah, young love ... 5116   4252 [791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow 4758   3881 [790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday 4853   3890 [789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry! 5620   7153 [788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight? 5524   7123 [787] 13: Good morning, how are you? 5087   4343 [786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot! 5103   4201 [785] 11: What’s wrong now? 4382   3332 [784] 10: What’s going on? 4921   3819 [783] 7: What now? 5557   4892 [782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy 5364   4762 [781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers 5298   4333 [780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 4781   3891 [779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor 4806   4243
| | Nov 2012 [778] 30: This internet survey says 5461   4758 [777] 29: My mates down at the pub 4878   5344 [776] 28: Are you awake? 5253   4331 [775] 27: What’s all this? 4870   4443 [774] 26: When I got home last night 5314   4444 [773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today 7849   8154 [772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed 4773   4234 [771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex 4622   3502 [770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me? 4738   6421 [769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist 5525   4961 [768] 15: What's all the banging for? 4689   3599 [767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend? 5713   7539 [766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend? 6838   8776 [765] 12: You're awfully grumpy 4793   3754 [764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby? 5233   4190 [763] 8: Would you love me more 5183   5106 [762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary 7793   8759 [761] 6: So how did the audition go? 4860   4013 [760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please? 4629   3779 [759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done 5695   5100 [758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present 4869   4456
| | | Oct 2012 [757] 31: What`s up? 4741   4040 [756] 30: Good morning sir 4788   4012 [755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams 5328   4361 [754] 26: Well, last night was fun ... 5964   5008 [753] 25: Why are you sitting out here 5333   4490 [752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping 5274   5160 [751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home 5025   4172 [750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door 5056   4237 [749] 19: You wash your car every week 4887   3861 [748] 18: What are you watching? 5753   4946 [747] 17: See you later 5819   4858 [746] 16: Please sign here for your package 4938   3791 [745] 15: This looks like a good camera 5163   8369 [744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me 35578   38204 [743] 11: So you`re the lawyer 9092   10760 [742] 10: You look miserable 5502   4433 [741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are 5357   4484 [740] 8: What are you reading? 4972   4014 [739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit! 5358   4546 [738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again! 5674   4743 [737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair 4894   4005 [736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning 6189   7633 [735] 1: Again with the tears! 20832   22472
| | Sep 2012 [734] 28: You look down 5222   4672 [733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend 13032   13506 [732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old 5555   4620 [731] 21: What have you got there? 5851   4756 [730] 20: Where have you been? 21050   22550 [729] 19: What do you think of these flowers? 4661   3764 [728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 4771   3906 [727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers 5819   6196 [726] 14: Do you know what 5355   4368 [725] 13: I just don t understand my wife 5242   4405 [724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing? 4888   3937 [723] 11: How much have you had to drink? 5126   4204 [722] 10: Police! Open up! 4779   5500 [721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days? 4724   3827 [720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work? 5599   4641 [719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here 4733   4259 [718] 3: What are you watching? 4820   6493
| | | Aug 2012 [717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on? 4910   4473 [716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor 5205   4140 [715] 29: Want to come back to my place? 4618   5509 [714] 28: Honey, I want to try 5223   4269 [713] 27: And now Mom? 4714   5735 [712] 24: So are you going to invest 5201   4271 [711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning? 5142   5095 [710] 22: You re not serious, are you? 5309   4339 [709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here 5179   4279 [708] 20: So how was your date last night? 4606   3541 [707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm 4548   3442 [706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail 5209   6721 [705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut 5020   4425 [704] 14: So I got you bailed out 6958   7707 [703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing? 5616   4659 [702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on 5176   4654 [701] 8: We need to talk ... 5233   4390 [700] 6: There, all finished 5720   6188 [699] 3: There, all finished 5306   5715 [698] 2: How did the surgery go? 4934   6679 [697] 1: What the hell happened to you? 5222   4243
| | Jul 2012 [696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure 5544   4726 [695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you? 5766   5186 [694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you? 5870   5084 [693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you? 4865   3805 [692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me? 5272   4387 [691] 24: Howdy neighbour 4580   3630 [690] 23: The papers are signed 6652   7877 [689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend? 6649   8248 [688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw 5402   4727 [687] 18: I caught my son masturbating 4719   3631 [686] 17: I have something to confess 4900   3923 [685] 16: How your location can change 5129   4373 [684] 12: I ve got some bad news 5579   5327 [683] 11: Is this the time to get work? 6175   7670 [682] 10: Look what I found outside 6618   6405 [681] 9: Why does everything 5669   4873 [680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 4761   4566 [679] 5: You re late again 4780   3759 [678] 4: How s the new girlfriend? 5945   5142 [677] 3: What s the difference 4793   3842 [676] 2: Can I buy you a drink? 5265   4532
| | | Jun 2012 [675] 29: Hey, how are you doing? 4614   3634 [674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women 5178   4537 [673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again 4923   5557 [672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend? 4853   4282 [671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day? 5464   4707 [670] 22: There, your car is fixed 4358   5364 [669] 21: I just hate this time of the month 5158   4171 [668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife 5231   5408 [667] 19: That coffee smells great 4591   3529 [666] 18: She s not bad looking 4896   3830 [665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware 4811   3847 [664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to? 4884   4097 [663] 12: Damn! That stinks! 5010   4338 [662] 11: You look miserable 4404   3552 [661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink? 5348   4854 [660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away 4629   3827 [659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second? 4620   3467 [658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please? 5185   4283 [657] 4: I havent seen you in a while 5371   4382 [656] 1: Are you leaving already? 5533   4464
| | May 2012 [655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend 4378   3320 [654] 30: Why do you look so sad? 5062   4079 [653] 29: Do you use twitter 5136   4243 [652] 28: How come men always look 4635   3651 [651] 25: Good day, how may I help you? 5305   4580 [650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital 4605   5307 [649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye? 5256   4423 [648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening? 4650   3499 [647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling 4703   3575 [646] 18: Look out, here he comes again 5607   4587 [645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming 5023   4855 [644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man 4568   3446 [643] 15: Lets split the bill 5571   4990 [642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow 4602   3519 [641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me 4635   4541 [640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents 5166   5652 [639] 8: Darling, did you change the password? 4923   6531 [638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend? 4643   3671 [637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life 5450   5520 [636] 3: When I die 6613   6457 [635] 2: Wow, she is hot 5119   4058
| | | Apr 2012 [634] 26: My wife called me sexist 4449   3525 [633] 25: You are looking good 4850   3822 [632] 24: Oh my goodness! 5816   5024 [631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence 4412   3481 [630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth 5118   4393 [629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much 4983   3948 [628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does 5151   4167 [627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging 4386   3467 [626] 16: Then God created woman ... 5763   5186 [625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor 5173   4482 [624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617 5008   4255 [623] 11: What is the difference 5654   4954 [622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son 4851   3759 [621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble 5260   4422 [620] 3: Hey big boy 4985   4013 [619] 2: Hi darling, I am back 4419   3380
| | Mar 2012 [618] 30: What are you watching? 4606   4009 [617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband 4707   3845 [616] 28: This cooking show on TV 5092   4428 [615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful 5250   4401 [614] 26: Well, everything looks fine 5476   4723 [613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class 5461   4608 [612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 5910   4918 [611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week 4651   4423 [610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping 5272   5225 [609] 16: I wish I had a penis 4468   4466 [608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do? 4785   4027 [607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ... 5113   4005 [606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you? 4682   6430 [605] 12: When I was at school 6217   5247 [604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood 4895   4224 [603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted 4204   3131 [602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms 5258   4465 [601] 2: We need to talk ... 4687   3713 [600] 1: Can you believe it? 4740   3727
| | | Feb 2012 [599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis 4952   3926 [598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 4909   3932 [597] 27: I want a divorce 7741   8557 [596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians 5413   4242 [595] 23: You know some women 4756   4635 [594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies 6936   9640 [593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game 5810   7414 [592] 20: So it is girls night 4878   5582 [591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye 4942   4059 [590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves 5243   5739 [589] 15: My fantasy is having two men 5359   4400 [588] 14: Hey, what is up? 6436   5470 [587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice 5806   5215 [586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ... 4734   3886 [585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir 5221   4291 [584] 8: You know I like blow jobs 4551   3644 [583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door 4691   3762 [582] 6: This is a stick-up! 5330   4913 [581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay 4672   3711 [580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire 8223   10596 [579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat 6088   5121
| | Jan 2012 [578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night? 5427   4295 [577] 30: What are you pondering? 4584   5287 [576] 27: What a babe 5149   4086 [575] 26: Do you know what is the difference 4280   3242 [574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend 4801   3772 [573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again 4353   3202 [572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night 7623   7285 [571] 20: What is the difference 8734   8246 [570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame 4745   6379 [569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned 5393   4536 [568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed 4544   3378 [567] 16: You do not tell me any more 4837   4010 [566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG! 5123   4032 [565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women? 5555   7099 [564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common 5133   4414 [563] 10: You look terrible 5553   6299 [562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages 4675   3959
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