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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
6242 Current Rating: 6242 + 6320 = 12562 votesCurrent Rating: 6242 + 6320 = 12562 votes 6320

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
4529 Current Rating: 4529 + 6230 = 10759 votesCurrent Rating: 4529 + 6230 = 10759 votes 6230

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
10973 Current Rating: 10973 + 11741 = 22714 votesCurrent Rating: 10973 + 11741 = 22714 votes 11741

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
5324 Current Rating: 5324 + 4501 = 9825 votesCurrent Rating: 5324 + 4501 = 9825 votes 4501

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 5154 = 9388 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 5154 = 9388 votes 5154

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
5394 Current Rating: 5394 + 4547 = 9941 votesCurrent Rating: 5394 + 4547 = 9941 votes 4547

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
4831 Current Rating: 4831 + 4029 = 8860 votesCurrent Rating: 4831 + 4029 = 8860 votes 4029

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
11552 Current Rating: 11552 + 12869 = 24421 votesCurrent Rating: 11552 + 12869 = 24421 votes 12869

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
7080 Current Rating: 7080 + 7221 = 14301 votesCurrent Rating: 7080 + 7221 = 14301 votes 7221

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
9194 Current Rating: 9194 + 8177 = 17371 votesCurrent Rating: 9194 + 8177 = 17371 votes 8177

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
5357 Current Rating: 5357 + 6878 = 12235 votesCurrent Rating: 5357 + 6878 = 12235 votes 6878

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
5156 Current Rating: 5156 + 5210 = 10366 votesCurrent Rating: 5156 + 5210 = 10366 votes 5210


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
4536 Current Rating: 4536 + 4762 = 9298 votesCurrent Rating: 4536 + 4762 = 9298 votes 4762

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
5414 Current Rating: 5414 + 7125 = 12539 votesCurrent Rating: 5414 + 7125 = 12539 votes 7125

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
5770 Current Rating: 5770 + 7490 = 13260 votesCurrent Rating: 5770 + 7490 = 13260 votes 7490

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
4610 Current Rating: 4610 + 3646 = 8256 votesCurrent Rating: 4610 + 3646 = 8256 votes 3646

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
5263 Current Rating: 5263 + 4419 = 9682 votesCurrent Rating: 5263 + 4419 = 9682 votes 4419

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
5466 Current Rating: 5466 + 6143 = 11609 votesCurrent Rating: 5466 + 6143 = 11609 votes 6143

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
5039 Current Rating: 5039 + 4295 = 9334 votesCurrent Rating: 5039 + 4295 = 9334 votes 4295

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
5644 Current Rating: 5644 + 7466 = 13110 votesCurrent Rating: 5644 + 7466 = 13110 votes 7466

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
5465 Current Rating: 5465 + 6400 = 11865 votesCurrent Rating: 5465 + 6400 = 11865 votes 6400

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
4733 Current Rating: 4733 + 4777 = 9510 votesCurrent Rating: 4733 + 4777 = 9510 votes 4777

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
6573 Current Rating: 6573 + 7749 = 14322 votesCurrent Rating: 6573 + 7749 = 14322 votes 7749

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
6259 Current Rating: 6259 + 8098 = 14357 votesCurrent Rating: 6259 + 8098 = 14357 votes 8098

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
10475 Current Rating: 10475 + 12297 = 22772 votesCurrent Rating: 10475 + 12297 = 22772 votes 12297

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
6097 Current Rating: 6097 + 7875 = 13972 votesCurrent Rating: 6097 + 7875 = 13972 votes 7875

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
5000 Current Rating: 5000 + 3995 = 8995 votesCurrent Rating: 5000 + 3995 = 8995 votes 3995

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
4832 Current Rating: 4832 + 4089 = 8921 votesCurrent Rating: 4832 + 4089 = 8921 votes 4089

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
5209 Current Rating: 5209 + 4366 = 9575 votesCurrent Rating: 5209 + 4366 = 9575 votes 4366

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
9295 Current Rating: 9295 + 9419 = 18714 votesCurrent Rating: 9295 + 9419 = 18714 votes 9419

[995] 5: Back already?
4374 Current Rating: 4374 + 3630 = 8004 votesCurrent Rating: 4374 + 3630 = 8004 votes 3630

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
4529 Current Rating: 4529 + 5440 = 9969 votesCurrent Rating: 4529 + 5440 = 9969 votes 5440

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
7248 Current Rating: 7248 + 8486 = 15734 votesCurrent Rating: 7248 + 8486 = 15734 votes 8486


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
5468 Current Rating: 5468 + 4812 = 10280 votesCurrent Rating: 5468 + 4812 = 10280 votes 4812

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
8581 Current Rating: 8581 + 8691 = 17272 votesCurrent Rating: 8581 + 8691 = 17272 votes 8691

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
4570 Current Rating: 4570 + 4560 = 9130 votesCurrent Rating: 4570 + 4560 = 9130 votes 4560

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
4540 Current Rating: 4540 + 3848 = 8388 votesCurrent Rating: 4540 + 3848 = 8388 votes 3848

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
5788 Current Rating: 5788 + 7428 = 13216 votesCurrent Rating: 5788 + 7428 = 13216 votes 7428

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
6622 Current Rating: 6622 + 9165 = 15787 votesCurrent Rating: 6622 + 9165 = 15787 votes 9165

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
5262 Current Rating: 5262 + 4704 = 9966 votesCurrent Rating: 5262 + 4704 = 9966 votes 4704

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
7234 Current Rating: 7234 + 7915 = 15149 votesCurrent Rating: 7234 + 7915 = 15149 votes 7915

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
5376 Current Rating: 5376 + 4484 = 9860 votesCurrent Rating: 5376 + 4484 = 9860 votes 4484

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
4649 Current Rating: 4649 + 3942 = 8591 votesCurrent Rating: 4649 + 3942 = 8591 votes 3942

[982] 17: Today s science class
5107 Current Rating: 5107 + 6887 = 11994 votesCurrent Rating: 5107 + 6887 = 11994 votes 6887

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
4766 Current Rating: 4766 + 3847 = 8613 votesCurrent Rating: 4766 + 3847 = 8613 votes 3847

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
4698 Current Rating: 4698 + 3862 = 8560 votesCurrent Rating: 4698 + 3862 = 8560 votes 3862

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
5725 Current Rating: 5725 + 5451 = 11176 votesCurrent Rating: 5725 + 5451 = 11176 votes 5451

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
29563 Current Rating: 29563 + 32411 = 61974 votesCurrent Rating: 29563 + 32411 = 61974 votes 32411

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
5793 Current Rating: 5793 + 5515 = 11308 votesCurrent Rating: 5793 + 5515 = 11308 votes 5515

[976] 8: Good morning sir
4516 Current Rating: 4516 + 4784 = 9300 votesCurrent Rating: 4516 + 4784 = 9300 votes 4784

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
5359 Current Rating: 5359 + 4593 = 9952 votesCurrent Rating: 5359 + 4593 = 9952 votes 4593

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
7066 Current Rating: 7066 + 6377 = 13443 votesCurrent Rating: 7066 + 6377 = 13443 votes 6377

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
4735 Current Rating: 4735 + 4561 = 9296 votesCurrent Rating: 4735 + 4561 = 9296 votes 4561

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
4769 Current Rating: 4769 + 4201 = 8970 votesCurrent Rating: 4769 + 4201 = 8970 votes 4201

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
5509 Current Rating: 5509 + 4587 = 10096 votesCurrent Rating: 5509 + 4587 = 10096 votes 4587


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
4680 Current Rating: 4680 + 4029 = 8709 votesCurrent Rating: 4680 + 4029 = 8709 votes 4029

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
5566 Current Rating: 5566 + 5041 = 10607 votesCurrent Rating: 5566 + 5041 = 10607 votes 5041

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 4364 = 9371 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 4364 = 9371 votes 4364

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
5106 Current Rating: 5106 + 5072 = 10178 votesCurrent Rating: 5106 + 5072 = 10178 votes 5072

[966] 20: Hi ladies
7599 Current Rating: 7599 + 6499 = 14098 votesCurrent Rating: 7599 + 6499 = 14098 votes 6499

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
5220 Current Rating: 5220 + 4374 = 9594 votesCurrent Rating: 5220 + 4374 = 9594 votes 4374

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
4973 Current Rating: 4973 + 4006 = 8979 votesCurrent Rating: 4973 + 4006 = 8979 votes 4006

[963] 17: Knock knock!
6822 Current Rating: 6822 + 6302 = 13124 votesCurrent Rating: 6822 + 6302 = 13124 votes 6302

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 3994 = 8707 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 3994 = 8707 votes 3994

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
34641 Current Rating: 34641 + 39962 = 74603 votesCurrent Rating: 34641 + 39962 = 74603 votes 39962

[960] 12: We need your legal help
5524 Current Rating: 5524 + 4666 = 10190 votesCurrent Rating: 5524 + 4666 = 10190 votes 4666

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
5350 Current Rating: 5350 + 4388 = 9738 votesCurrent Rating: 5350 + 4388 = 9738 votes 4388

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
4427 Current Rating: 4427 + 3524 = 7951 votesCurrent Rating: 4427 + 3524 = 7951 votes 3524

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
4553 Current Rating: 4553 + 7164 = 11717 votesCurrent Rating: 4553 + 7164 = 11717 votes 7164

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
5248 Current Rating: 5248 + 7074 = 12322 votesCurrent Rating: 5248 + 7074 = 12322 votes 7074

[955] 5: So, what s news?
5374 Current Rating: 5374 + 6025 = 11399 votesCurrent Rating: 5374 + 6025 = 11399 votes 6025

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 3843 = 8605 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 3843 = 8605 votes 3843

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
4384 Current Rating: 4384 + 5580 = 9964 votesCurrent Rating: 4384 + 5580 = 9964 votes 5580

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
4678 Current Rating: 4678 + 3779 = 8457 votesCurrent Rating: 4678 + 3779 = 8457 votes 3779


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
4392 Current Rating: 4392 + 4543 = 8935 votesCurrent Rating: 4392 + 4543 = 8935 votes 4543

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3035 = 6929 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3035 = 6929 votes 3035

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 4623 = 9735 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 4623 = 9735 votes 4623

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
4391 Current Rating: 4391 + 3381 = 7772 votesCurrent Rating: 4391 + 3381 = 7772 votes 3381

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
5968 Current Rating: 5968 + 5208 = 11176 votesCurrent Rating: 5968 + 5208 = 11176 votes 5208

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
5346 Current Rating: 5346 + 4378 = 9724 votesCurrent Rating: 5346 + 4378 = 9724 votes 4378

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
5884 Current Rating: 5884 + 5081 = 10965 votesCurrent Rating: 5884 + 5081 = 10965 votes 5081

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
6781 Current Rating: 6781 + 7732 = 14513 votesCurrent Rating: 6781 + 7732 = 14513 votes 7732

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
5531 Current Rating: 5531 + 4644 = 10175 votesCurrent Rating: 5531 + 4644 = 10175 votes 4644

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
6999 Current Rating: 6999 + 6100 = 13099 votesCurrent Rating: 6999 + 6100 = 13099 votes 6100

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
5636 Current Rating: 5636 + 5047 = 10683 votesCurrent Rating: 5636 + 5047 = 10683 votes 5047

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
10071 Current Rating: 10071 + 11448 = 21519 votesCurrent Rating: 10071 + 11448 = 21519 votes 11448

[939] 13: She s a hottie
5289 Current Rating: 5289 + 4679 = 9968 votesCurrent Rating: 5289 + 4679 = 9968 votes 4679

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
4515 Current Rating: 4515 + 3803 = 8318 votesCurrent Rating: 4515 + 3803 = 8318 votes 3803

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 3878 = 8582 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 3878 = 8582 votes 3878

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
4775 Current Rating: 4775 + 3993 = 8768 votesCurrent Rating: 4775 + 3993 = 8768 votes 3993

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
4412 Current Rating: 4412 + 3624 = 8036 votesCurrent Rating: 4412 + 3624 = 8036 votes 3624

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
5289 Current Rating: 5289 + 4327 = 9616 votesCurrent Rating: 5289 + 4327 = 9616 votes 4327

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
4987 Current Rating: 4987 + 4069 = 9056 votesCurrent Rating: 4987 + 4069 = 9056 votes 4069


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
7119 Current Rating: 7119 + 6829 = 13948 votesCurrent Rating: 7119 + 6829 = 13948 votes 6829

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 4695 = 9301 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 4695 = 9301 votes 4695

[930] 29: I need your help
4393 Current Rating: 4393 + 5304 = 9697 votesCurrent Rating: 4393 + 5304 = 9697 votes 5304

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
6865 Current Rating: 6865 + 6138 = 13003 votesCurrent Rating: 6865 + 6138 = 13003 votes 6138

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
4064 Current Rating: 4064 + 4090 = 8154 votesCurrent Rating: 4064 + 4090 = 8154 votes 4090

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
5183 Current Rating: 5183 + 4435 = 9618 votesCurrent Rating: 5183 + 4435 = 9618 votes 4435

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
4715 Current Rating: 4715 + 3712 = 8427 votesCurrent Rating: 4715 + 3712 = 8427 votes 3712

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
6596 Current Rating: 6596 + 5595 = 12191 votesCurrent Rating: 6596 + 5595 = 12191 votes 5595

[924] 19: Did things go well?
6518 Current Rating: 6518 + 5723 = 12241 votesCurrent Rating: 6518 + 5723 = 12241 votes 5723

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
5262 Current Rating: 5262 + 6900 = 12162 votesCurrent Rating: 5262 + 6900 = 12162 votes 6900

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
13431 Current Rating: 13431 + 15078 = 28509 votesCurrent Rating: 13431 + 15078 = 28509 votes 15078

[921] 16: You look wretched
7996 Current Rating: 7996 + 7468 = 15464 votesCurrent Rating: 7996 + 7468 = 15464 votes 7468

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
35008 Current Rating: 35008 + 37391 = 72399 votesCurrent Rating: 35008 + 37391 = 72399 votes 37391

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
10802 Current Rating: 10802 + 11912 = 22714 votesCurrent Rating: 10802 + 11912 = 22714 votes 11912

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
6643 Current Rating: 6643 + 8512 = 15155 votesCurrent Rating: 6643 + 8512 = 15155 votes 8512

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
32934 Current Rating: 32934 + 36143 = 69077 votesCurrent Rating: 32934 + 36143 = 69077 votes 36143

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
64691 Current Rating: 64691 + 68489 = 133180 votesCurrent Rating: 64691 + 68489 = 133180 votes 68489

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
9470 Current Rating: 9470 + 10207 = 19677 votesCurrent Rating: 9470 + 10207 = 19677 votes 10207

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
6510 Current Rating: 6510 + 5387 = 11897 votesCurrent Rating: 6510 + 5387 = 11897 votes 5387

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
4630 Current Rating: 4630 + 4730 = 9360 votesCurrent Rating: 4630 + 4730 = 9360 votes 4730

[912] 3: Good morning all
4557 Current Rating: 4557 + 4187 = 8744 votesCurrent Rating: 4557 + 4187 = 8744 votes 4187

[911] 2: He s cute ...
6524 Current Rating: 6524 + 5838 = 12362 votesCurrent Rating: 6524 + 5838 = 12362 votes 5838

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
10347 Current Rating: 10347 + 11235 = 21582 votesCurrent Rating: 10347 + 11235 = 21582 votes 11235


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
30874 Current Rating: 30874 + 32423 = 63297 votesCurrent Rating: 30874 + 32423 = 63297 votes 32423

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
6780 Current Rating: 6780 + 8023 = 14803 votesCurrent Rating: 6780 + 8023 = 14803 votes 8023

[907] 26: Knock knock!
4934 Current Rating: 4934 + 4559 = 9493 votesCurrent Rating: 4934 + 4559 = 9493 votes 4559

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
5459 Current Rating: 5459 + 4968 = 10427 votesCurrent Rating: 5459 + 4968 = 10427 votes 4968

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
5012 Current Rating: 5012 + 4381 = 9393 votesCurrent Rating: 5012 + 4381 = 9393 votes 4381

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
5506 Current Rating: 5506 + 4885 = 10391 votesCurrent Rating: 5506 + 4885 = 10391 votes 4885

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
7668 Current Rating: 7668 + 8187 = 15855 votesCurrent Rating: 7668 + 8187 = 15855 votes 8187

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
8178 Current Rating: 8178 + 9830 = 18008 votesCurrent Rating: 8178 + 9830 = 18008 votes 9830

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
5500 Current Rating: 5500 + 4651 = 10151 votesCurrent Rating: 5500 + 4651 = 10151 votes 4651

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
6237 Current Rating: 6237 + 5659 = 11896 votesCurrent Rating: 6237 + 5659 = 11896 votes 5659

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
5303 Current Rating: 5303 + 4568 = 9871 votesCurrent Rating: 5303 + 4568 = 9871 votes 4568

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
14628 Current Rating: 14628 + 16359 = 30987 votesCurrent Rating: 14628 + 16359 = 30987 votes 16359

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
29700 Current Rating: 29700 + 29917 = 59617 votesCurrent Rating: 29700 + 29917 = 59617 votes 29917

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
36574 Current Rating: 36574 + 37896 = 74470 votesCurrent Rating: 36574 + 37896 = 74470 votes 37896

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 4021 = 8647 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 4021 = 8647 votes 4021

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
5763 Current Rating: 5763 + 4749 = 10512 votesCurrent Rating: 5763 + 4749 = 10512 votes 4749

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
5482 Current Rating: 5482 + 4903 = 10385 votesCurrent Rating: 5482 + 4903 = 10385 votes 4903

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
5261 Current Rating: 5261 + 4467 = 9728 votesCurrent Rating: 5261 + 4467 = 9728 votes 4467

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
5969 Current Rating: 5969 + 7082 = 13051 votesCurrent Rating: 5969 + 7082 = 13051 votes 7082


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
4550 Current Rating: 4550 + 3647 = 8197 votesCurrent Rating: 4550 + 3647 = 8197 votes 3647

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
5041 Current Rating: 5041 + 4458 = 9499 votesCurrent Rating: 5041 + 4458 = 9499 votes 4458

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
5319 Current Rating: 5319 + 4445 = 9764 votesCurrent Rating: 5319 + 4445 = 9764 votes 4445

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
13167 Current Rating: 13167 + 13985 = 27152 votesCurrent Rating: 13167 + 13985 = 27152 votes 13985

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
4865 Current Rating: 4865 + 4060 = 8925 votesCurrent Rating: 4865 + 4060 = 8925 votes 4060

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
4781 Current Rating: 4781 + 3924 = 8705 votesCurrent Rating: 4781 + 3924 = 8705 votes 3924

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
4379 Current Rating: 4379 + 3796 = 8175 votesCurrent Rating: 4379 + 3796 = 8175 votes 3796

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
5232 Current Rating: 5232 + 4421 = 9653 votesCurrent Rating: 5232 + 4421 = 9653 votes 4421

[882] 21: Yes ...
4907 Current Rating: 4907 + 4170 = 9077 votesCurrent Rating: 4907 + 4170 = 9077 votes 4170

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
5654 Current Rating: 5654 + 4743 = 10397 votesCurrent Rating: 5654 + 4743 = 10397 votes 4743

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
6934 Current Rating: 6934 + 11885 = 18819 votesCurrent Rating: 6934 + 11885 = 18819 votes 11885

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
6913 Current Rating: 6913 + 7338 = 14251 votesCurrent Rating: 6913 + 7338 = 14251 votes 7338

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
6677 Current Rating: 6677 + 8572 = 15249 votesCurrent Rating: 6677 + 8572 = 15249 votes 8572

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
5294 Current Rating: 5294 + 4690 = 9984 votesCurrent Rating: 5294 + 4690 = 9984 votes 4690

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
23117 Current Rating: 23117 + 24029 = 47146 votesCurrent Rating: 23117 + 24029 = 47146 votes 24029

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
20312 Current Rating: 20312 + 22872 = 43184 votesCurrent Rating: 20312 + 22872 = 43184 votes 22872

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
4578 Current Rating: 4578 + 3878 = 8456 votesCurrent Rating: 4578 + 3878 = 8456 votes 3878

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
9229 Current Rating: 9229 + 9499 = 18728 votesCurrent Rating: 9229 + 9499 = 18728 votes 9499

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
7403 Current Rating: 7403 + 6808 = 14211 votesCurrent Rating: 7403 + 6808 = 14211 votes 6808

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
5099 Current Rating: 5099 + 4430 = 9529 votesCurrent Rating: 5099 + 4430 = 9529 votes 4430

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
4958 Current Rating: 4958 + 4700 = 9658 votesCurrent Rating: 4958 + 4700 = 9658 votes 4700

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
5590 Current Rating: 5590 + 6339 = 11929 votesCurrent Rating: 5590 + 6339 = 11929 votes 6339


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
18641 Current Rating: 18641 + 20226 = 38867 votesCurrent Rating: 18641 + 20226 = 38867 votes 20226

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
5197 Current Rating: 5197 + 5955 = 11152 votesCurrent Rating: 5197 + 5955 = 11152 votes 5955

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
10309 Current Rating: 10309 + 12372 = 22681 votesCurrent Rating: 10309 + 12372 = 22681 votes 12372

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
6771 Current Rating: 6771 + 6274 = 13045 votesCurrent Rating: 6771 + 6274 = 13045 votes 6274

[864] 24: You look grumpy
5239 Current Rating: 5239 + 4286 = 9525 votesCurrent Rating: 5239 + 4286 = 9525 votes 4286

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
5159 Current Rating: 5159 + 5218 = 10377 votesCurrent Rating: 5159 + 5218 = 10377 votes 5218

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
9987 Current Rating: 9987 + 11767 = 21754 votesCurrent Rating: 9987 + 11767 = 21754 votes 11767

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
6036 Current Rating: 6036 + 5720 = 11756 votesCurrent Rating: 6036 + 5720 = 11756 votes 5720

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
5232 Current Rating: 5232 + 4633 = 9865 votesCurrent Rating: 5232 + 4633 = 9865 votes 4633

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
4841 Current Rating: 4841 + 4117 = 8958 votesCurrent Rating: 4841 + 4117 = 8958 votes 4117

[858] 16: I work for the bank
4875 Current Rating: 4875 + 4089 = 8964 votesCurrent Rating: 4875 + 4089 = 8964 votes 4089

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
5869 Current Rating: 5869 + 5859 = 11728 votesCurrent Rating: 5869 + 5859 = 11728 votes 5859

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
6361 Current Rating: 6361 + 6493 = 12854 votesCurrent Rating: 6361 + 6493 = 12854 votes 6493

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 3758 = 8262 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 3758 = 8262 votes 3758

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
4733 Current Rating: 4733 + 5118 = 9851 votesCurrent Rating: 4733 + 5118 = 9851 votes 5118

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
5499 Current Rating: 5499 + 4530 = 10029 votesCurrent Rating: 5499 + 4530 = 10029 votes 4530

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
5427 Current Rating: 5427 + 4580 = 10007 votesCurrent Rating: 5427 + 4580 = 10007 votes 4580

[851] 5: I can
12377 Current Rating: 12377 + 14565 = 26942 votesCurrent Rating: 12377 + 14565 = 26942 votes 14565

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
21576 Current Rating: 21576 + 21477 = 43053 votesCurrent Rating: 21576 + 21477 = 43053 votes 21477

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
15812 Current Rating: 15812 + 17520 = 33332 votesCurrent Rating: 15812 + 17520 = 33332 votes 17520


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
11643 Current Rating: 11643 + 13869 = 25512 votesCurrent Rating: 11643 + 13869 = 25512 votes 13869

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
9005 Current Rating: 9005 + 8988 = 17993 votesCurrent Rating: 9005 + 8988 = 17993 votes 8988

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
21960 Current Rating: 21960 + 28087 = 50047 votesCurrent Rating: 21960 + 28087 = 50047 votes 28087

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
5217 Current Rating: 5217 + 5272 = 10489 votesCurrent Rating: 5217 + 5272 = 10489 votes 5272

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
7255 Current Rating: 7255 + 7235 = 14490 votesCurrent Rating: 7255 + 7235 = 14490 votes 7235

[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
8544 Current Rating: 8544 + 9597 = 18141 votesCurrent Rating: 8544 + 9597 = 18141 votes 9597

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
6767 Current Rating: 6767 + 5885 = 12652 votesCurrent Rating: 6767 + 5885 = 12652 votes 5885

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
7269 Current Rating: 7269 + 8679 = 15948 votesCurrent Rating: 7269 + 8679 = 15948 votes 8679

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
5085 Current Rating: 5085 + 4945 = 10030 votesCurrent Rating: 5085 + 4945 = 10030 votes 4945

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
5810 Current Rating: 5810 + 4994 = 10804 votesCurrent Rating: 5810 + 4994 = 10804 votes 4994

[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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