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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
10776 Current Rating: 10776 + 10605 = 21381 votesCurrent Rating: 10776 + 10605 = 21381 votes 10605

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
10401 Current Rating: 10401 + 11470 = 21871 votesCurrent Rating: 10401 + 11470 = 21871 votes 11470

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
43988 Current Rating: 43988 + 47456 = 91444 votesCurrent Rating: 43988 + 47456 = 91444 votes 47456

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
11194 Current Rating: 11194 + 9622 = 20816 votesCurrent Rating: 11194 + 9622 = 20816 votes 9622

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
9419 Current Rating: 9419 + 9119 = 18538 votesCurrent Rating: 9419 + 9119 = 18538 votes 9119

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
12145 Current Rating: 12145 + 10767 = 22912 votesCurrent Rating: 12145 + 10767 = 22912 votes 10767

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
10120 Current Rating: 10120 + 8048 = 18168 votesCurrent Rating: 10120 + 8048 = 18168 votes 8048

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
18054 Current Rating: 18054 + 18367 = 36421 votesCurrent Rating: 18054 + 18367 = 36421 votes 18367

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
11969 Current Rating: 11969 + 11747 = 23716 votesCurrent Rating: 11969 + 11747 = 23716 votes 11747

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
14493 Current Rating: 14493 + 16421 = 30914 votesCurrent Rating: 14493 + 16421 = 30914 votes 16421

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
13865 Current Rating: 13865 + 15357 = 29222 votesCurrent Rating: 13865 + 15357 = 29222 votes 15357

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
11201 Current Rating: 11201 + 10586 = 21787 votesCurrent Rating: 11201 + 10586 = 21787 votes 10586


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
9794 Current Rating: 9794 + 8783 = 18577 votesCurrent Rating: 9794 + 8783 = 18577 votes 8783

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
11583 Current Rating: 11583 + 12962 = 24545 votesCurrent Rating: 11583 + 12962 = 24545 votes 12962

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
12080 Current Rating: 12080 + 13340 = 25420 votesCurrent Rating: 12080 + 13340 = 25420 votes 13340

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
12083 Current Rating: 12083 + 10179 = 22262 votesCurrent Rating: 12083 + 10179 = 22262 votes 10179

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
37152 Current Rating: 37152 + 35273 = 72425 votesCurrent Rating: 37152 + 35273 = 72425 votes 35273

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
14459 Current Rating: 14459 + 14719 = 29178 votesCurrent Rating: 14459 + 14719 = 29178 votes 14719

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
14445 Current Rating: 14445 + 12259 = 26704 votesCurrent Rating: 14445 + 12259 = 26704 votes 12259

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
25318 Current Rating: 25318 + 27074 = 52392 votesCurrent Rating: 25318 + 27074 = 52392 votes 27074

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
10960 Current Rating: 10960 + 11564 = 22524 votesCurrent Rating: 10960 + 11564 = 22524 votes 11564

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
10912 Current Rating: 10912 + 9863 = 20775 votesCurrent Rating: 10912 + 9863 = 20775 votes 9863

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
21192 Current Rating: 21192 + 19798 = 40990 votesCurrent Rating: 21192 + 19798 = 40990 votes 19798

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
10822 Current Rating: 10822 + 12538 = 23360 votesCurrent Rating: 10822 + 12538 = 23360 votes 12538

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
16931 Current Rating: 16931 + 18532 = 35463 votesCurrent Rating: 16931 + 18532 = 35463 votes 18532

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
11055 Current Rating: 11055 + 12604 = 23659 votesCurrent Rating: 11055 + 12604 = 23659 votes 12604

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
10312 Current Rating: 10312 + 8363 = 18675 votesCurrent Rating: 10312 + 8363 = 18675 votes 8363

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
10231 Current Rating: 10231 + 8389 = 18620 votesCurrent Rating: 10231 + 8389 = 18620 votes 8389

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
11418 Current Rating: 11418 + 9498 = 20916 votesCurrent Rating: 11418 + 9498 = 20916 votes 9498

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
14283 Current Rating: 14283 + 14374 = 28657 votesCurrent Rating: 14283 + 14374 = 28657 votes 14374

[995] 5: Back already?
16837 Current Rating: 16837 + 17401 = 34238 votesCurrent Rating: 16837 + 17401 = 34238 votes 17401

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
22269 Current Rating: 22269 + 22539 = 44808 votesCurrent Rating: 22269 + 22539 = 44808 votes 22539

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
12563 Current Rating: 12563 + 13550 = 26113 votesCurrent Rating: 12563 + 13550 = 26113 votes 13550


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
48519 Current Rating: 48519 + 56308 = 104827 votesCurrent Rating: 48519 + 56308 = 104827 votes 56308

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
13653 Current Rating: 13653 + 14057 = 27710 votesCurrent Rating: 13653 + 14057 = 27710 votes 14057

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
9080 Current Rating: 9080 + 8049 = 17129 votesCurrent Rating: 9080 + 8049 = 17129 votes 8049

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
12320 Current Rating: 12320 + 10890 = 23210 votesCurrent Rating: 12320 + 10890 = 23210 votes 10890

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
12311 Current Rating: 12311 + 15134 = 27445 votesCurrent Rating: 12311 + 15134 = 27445 votes 15134

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
13286 Current Rating: 13286 + 17509 = 30795 votesCurrent Rating: 13286 + 17509 = 30795 votes 17509

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
10979 Current Rating: 10979 + 9888 = 20867 votesCurrent Rating: 10979 + 9888 = 20867 votes 9888

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
12486 Current Rating: 12486 + 12983 = 25469 votesCurrent Rating: 12486 + 12983 = 25469 votes 12983

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
10821 Current Rating: 10821 + 9293 = 20114 votesCurrent Rating: 10821 + 9293 = 20114 votes 9293

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
12611 Current Rating: 12611 + 10782 = 23393 votesCurrent Rating: 12611 + 10782 = 23393 votes 10782

[982] 17: Today s science class
11981 Current Rating: 11981 + 12707 = 24688 votesCurrent Rating: 11981 + 12707 = 24688 votes 12707

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
10061 Current Rating: 10061 + 8220 = 18281 votesCurrent Rating: 10061 + 8220 = 18281 votes 8220

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
9888 Current Rating: 9888 + 7908 = 17796 votesCurrent Rating: 9888 + 7908 = 17796 votes 7908

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
11300 Current Rating: 11300 + 10458 = 21758 votesCurrent Rating: 11300 + 10458 = 21758 votes 10458

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
34765 Current Rating: 34765 + 36904 = 71669 votesCurrent Rating: 34765 + 36904 = 71669 votes 36904

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
11747 Current Rating: 11747 + 13346 = 25093 votesCurrent Rating: 11747 + 13346 = 25093 votes 13346

[976] 8: Good morning sir
9789 Current Rating: 9789 + 8984 = 18773 votesCurrent Rating: 9789 + 8984 = 18773 votes 8984

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
12874 Current Rating: 12874 + 11401 = 24275 votesCurrent Rating: 12874 + 11401 = 24275 votes 11401

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
19210 Current Rating: 19210 + 18357 = 37567 votesCurrent Rating: 19210 + 18357 = 37567 votes 18357

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
9717 Current Rating: 9717 + 8492 = 18209 votesCurrent Rating: 9717 + 8492 = 18209 votes 8492

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
12932 Current Rating: 12932 + 9516 = 22448 votesCurrent Rating: 12932 + 9516 = 22448 votes 9516

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
16136 Current Rating: 16136 + 10653 = 26789 votesCurrent Rating: 16136 + 10653 = 26789 votes 10653


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
15071 Current Rating: 15071 + 10103 = 25174 votesCurrent Rating: 15071 + 10103 = 25174 votes 10103

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
13047 Current Rating: 13047 + 11205 = 24252 votesCurrent Rating: 13047 + 11205 = 24252 votes 11205

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
13056 Current Rating: 13056 + 9316 = 22372 votesCurrent Rating: 13056 + 9316 = 22372 votes 9316

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
13139 Current Rating: 13139 + 12274 = 25413 votesCurrent Rating: 13139 + 12274 = 25413 votes 12274

[966] 20: Hi ladies
12227 Current Rating: 12227 + 11396 = 23623 votesCurrent Rating: 12227 + 11396 = 23623 votes 11396

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
10827 Current Rating: 10827 + 9534 = 20361 votesCurrent Rating: 10827 + 9534 = 20361 votes 9534

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
9777 Current Rating: 9777 + 7825 = 17602 votesCurrent Rating: 9777 + 7825 = 17602 votes 7825

[963] 17: Knock knock!
12646 Current Rating: 12646 + 11676 = 24322 votesCurrent Rating: 12646 + 11676 = 24322 votes 11676

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
11762 Current Rating: 11762 + 10395 = 22157 votesCurrent Rating: 11762 + 10395 = 22157 votes 10395

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
42388 Current Rating: 42388 + 46425 = 88813 votesCurrent Rating: 42388 + 46425 = 88813 votes 46425

[960] 12: We need your legal help
11516 Current Rating: 11516 + 10075 = 21591 votesCurrent Rating: 11516 + 10075 = 21591 votes 10075

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
11415 Current Rating: 11415 + 10007 = 21422 votesCurrent Rating: 11415 + 10007 = 21422 votes 10007

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
10546 Current Rating: 10546 + 8797 = 19343 votesCurrent Rating: 10546 + 8797 = 19343 votes 8797

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
10171 Current Rating: 10171 + 12030 = 22201 votesCurrent Rating: 10171 + 12030 = 22201 votes 12030

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
16392 Current Rating: 16392 + 17102 = 33494 votesCurrent Rating: 16392 + 17102 = 33494 votes 17102

[955] 5: So, what s news?
10920 Current Rating: 10920 + 10990 = 21910 votesCurrent Rating: 10920 + 10990 = 21910 votes 10990

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
10997 Current Rating: 10997 + 8961 = 19958 votesCurrent Rating: 10997 + 8961 = 19958 votes 8961

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
9519 Current Rating: 9519 + 9494 = 19013 votesCurrent Rating: 9519 + 9494 = 19013 votes 9494

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
30103 Current Rating: 30103 + 28642 = 58745 votesCurrent Rating: 30103 + 28642 = 58745 votes 28642


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
9968 Current Rating: 9968 + 8785 = 18753 votesCurrent Rating: 9968 + 8785 = 18753 votes 8785

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
22734 Current Rating: 22734 + 23246 = 45980 votesCurrent Rating: 22734 + 23246 = 45980 votes 23246

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
11333 Current Rating: 11333 + 10031 = 21364 votesCurrent Rating: 11333 + 10031 = 21364 votes 10031

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
9315 Current Rating: 9315 + 7114 = 16429 votesCurrent Rating: 9315 + 7114 = 16429 votes 7114

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
16535 Current Rating: 16535 + 15443 = 31978 votesCurrent Rating: 16535 + 15443 = 31978 votes 15443

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
12279 Current Rating: 12279 + 10354 = 22633 votesCurrent Rating: 12279 + 10354 = 22633 votes 10354

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
11272 Current Rating: 11272 + 10030 = 21302 votesCurrent Rating: 11272 + 10030 = 21302 votes 10030

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
10613 Current Rating: 10613 + 11511 = 22124 votesCurrent Rating: 10613 + 11511 = 22124 votes 11511

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
12609 Current Rating: 12609 + 11414 = 24023 votesCurrent Rating: 12609 + 11414 = 24023 votes 11414

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
12742 Current Rating: 12742 + 11795 = 24537 votesCurrent Rating: 12742 + 11795 = 24537 votes 11795

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
12281 Current Rating: 12281 + 11514 = 23795 votesCurrent Rating: 12281 + 11514 = 23795 votes 11514

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
16527 Current Rating: 16527 + 17385 = 33912 votesCurrent Rating: 16527 + 17385 = 33912 votes 17385

[939] 13: She s a hottie
11430 Current Rating: 11430 + 9846 = 21276 votesCurrent Rating: 11430 + 9846 = 21276 votes 9846

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
10242 Current Rating: 10242 + 8889 = 19131 votesCurrent Rating: 10242 + 8889 = 19131 votes 8889

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
9713 Current Rating: 9713 + 7981 = 17694 votesCurrent Rating: 9713 + 7981 = 17694 votes 7981

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
11293 Current Rating: 11293 + 9970 = 21263 votesCurrent Rating: 11293 + 9970 = 21263 votes 9970

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
10263 Current Rating: 10263 + 8674 = 18937 votesCurrent Rating: 10263 + 8674 = 18937 votes 8674

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
11480 Current Rating: 11480 + 9671 = 21151 votesCurrent Rating: 11480 + 9671 = 21151 votes 9671

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
10268 Current Rating: 10268 + 8398 = 18666 votesCurrent Rating: 10268 + 8398 = 18666 votes 8398


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
11239 Current Rating: 11239 + 10655 = 21894 votesCurrent Rating: 11239 + 10655 = 21894 votes 10655

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
10025 Current Rating: 10025 + 9237 = 19262 votesCurrent Rating: 10025 + 9237 = 19262 votes 9237

[930] 29: I need your help
12010 Current Rating: 12010 + 12333 = 24343 votesCurrent Rating: 12010 + 12333 = 24343 votes 12333

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
11337 Current Rating: 11337 + 10443 = 21780 votesCurrent Rating: 11337 + 10443 = 21780 votes 10443

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
8916 Current Rating: 8916 + 7994 = 16910 votesCurrent Rating: 8916 + 7994 = 16910 votes 7994

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
10965 Current Rating: 10965 + 9320 = 20285 votesCurrent Rating: 10965 + 9320 = 20285 votes 9320

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
9662 Current Rating: 9662 + 7493 = 17155 votesCurrent Rating: 9662 + 7493 = 17155 votes 7493

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
14073 Current Rating: 14073 + 13522 = 27595 votesCurrent Rating: 14073 + 13522 = 27595 votes 13522

[924] 19: Did things go well?
12542 Current Rating: 12542 + 11592 = 24134 votesCurrent Rating: 12542 + 11592 = 24134 votes 11592

[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
10029 Current Rating: 10029 + 11231 = 21260 votesCurrent Rating: 10029 + 11231 = 21260 votes 11231

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
24144 Current Rating: 24144 + 25594 = 49738 votesCurrent Rating: 24144 + 25594 = 49738 votes 25594

[921] 16: You look wretched
18901 Current Rating: 18901 + 23692 = 42593 votesCurrent Rating: 18901 + 23692 = 42593 votes 23692

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
41642 Current Rating: 41642 + 43196 = 84838 votesCurrent Rating: 41642 + 43196 = 84838 votes 43196

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
18151 Current Rating: 18151 + 16991 = 35142 votesCurrent Rating: 18151 + 16991 = 35142 votes 16991

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
12505 Current Rating: 12505 + 14042 = 26547 votesCurrent Rating: 12505 + 14042 = 26547 votes 14042

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
39192 Current Rating: 39192 + 41812 = 81004 votesCurrent Rating: 39192 + 41812 = 81004 votes 41812

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
70735 Current Rating: 70735 + 74603 = 145338 votesCurrent Rating: 70735 + 74603 = 145338 votes 74603

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
17659 Current Rating: 17659 + 18985 = 36644 votesCurrent Rating: 17659 + 18985 = 36644 votes 18985

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
12781 Current Rating: 12781 + 13499 = 26280 votesCurrent Rating: 12781 + 13499 = 26280 votes 13499

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
9106 Current Rating: 9106 + 8089 = 17195 votesCurrent Rating: 9106 + 8089 = 17195 votes 8089

[912] 3: Good morning all
11687 Current Rating: 11687 + 11037 = 22724 votesCurrent Rating: 11687 + 11037 = 22724 votes 11037

[911] 2: He s cute ...
12288 Current Rating: 12288 + 11762 = 24050 votesCurrent Rating: 12288 + 11762 = 24050 votes 11762

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
16539 Current Rating: 16539 + 16529 = 33068 votesCurrent Rating: 16539 + 16529 = 33068 votes 16529


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
37256 Current Rating: 37256 + 38100 = 75356 votesCurrent Rating: 37256 + 38100 = 75356 votes 38100

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
10865 Current Rating: 10865 + 11885 = 22750 votesCurrent Rating: 10865 + 11885 = 22750 votes 11885

[907] 26: Knock knock!
9611 Current Rating: 9611 + 8202 = 17813 votesCurrent Rating: 9611 + 8202 = 17813 votes 8202

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
10881 Current Rating: 10881 + 9794 = 20675 votesCurrent Rating: 10881 + 9794 = 20675 votes 9794

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
11375 Current Rating: 11375 + 9872 = 21247 votesCurrent Rating: 11375 + 9872 = 21247 votes 9872

[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
11191 Current Rating: 11191 + 10325 = 21516 votesCurrent Rating: 11191 + 10325 = 21516 votes 10325

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
12924 Current Rating: 12924 + 13412 = 26336 votesCurrent Rating: 12924 + 13412 = 26336 votes 13412

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
13911 Current Rating: 13911 + 17648 = 31559 votesCurrent Rating: 13911 + 17648 = 31559 votes 17648

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
10925 Current Rating: 10925 + 9746 = 20671 votesCurrent Rating: 10925 + 9746 = 20671 votes 9746

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
10782 Current Rating: 10782 + 10100 = 20882 votesCurrent Rating: 10782 + 10100 = 20882 votes 10100

[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
10921 Current Rating: 10921 + 9350 = 20271 votesCurrent Rating: 10921 + 9350 = 20271 votes 9350

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
19977 Current Rating: 19977 + 20833 = 40810 votesCurrent Rating: 19977 + 20833 = 40810 votes 20833

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
34275 Current Rating: 34275 + 33572 = 67847 votesCurrent Rating: 34275 + 33572 = 67847 votes 33572

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
42049 Current Rating: 42049 + 42246 = 84295 votesCurrent Rating: 42049 + 42246 = 84295 votes 42246

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
10140 Current Rating: 10140 + 7775 = 17915 votesCurrent Rating: 10140 + 7775 = 17915 votes 7775

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
11959 Current Rating: 11959 + 10245 = 22204 votesCurrent Rating: 11959 + 10245 = 22204 votes 10245

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
14020 Current Rating: 14020 + 11003 = 25023 votesCurrent Rating: 14020 + 11003 = 25023 votes 11003

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
13804 Current Rating: 13804 + 11355 = 25159 votesCurrent Rating: 13804 + 11355 = 25159 votes 11355

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
11523 Current Rating: 11523 + 11658 = 23181 votesCurrent Rating: 11523 + 11658 = 23181 votes 11658


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
9804 Current Rating: 9804 + 7971 = 17775 votesCurrent Rating: 9804 + 7971 = 17775 votes 7971

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
10457 Current Rating: 10457 + 9020 = 19477 votesCurrent Rating: 10457 + 9020 = 19477 votes 9020

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
11984 Current Rating: 11984 + 10269 = 22253 votesCurrent Rating: 11984 + 10269 = 22253 votes 10269

[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
18916 Current Rating: 18916 + 18337 = 37253 votesCurrent Rating: 18916 + 18337 = 37253 votes 18337

[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
10382 Current Rating: 10382 + 8580 = 18962 votesCurrent Rating: 10382 + 8580 = 18962 votes 8580

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
9798 Current Rating: 9798 + 7892 = 17690 votesCurrent Rating: 9798 + 7892 = 17690 votes 7892

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
9208 Current Rating: 9208 + 7322 = 16530 votesCurrent Rating: 9208 + 7322 = 16530 votes 7322

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
20368 Current Rating: 20368 + 19765 = 40133 votesCurrent Rating: 20368 + 19765 = 40133 votes 19765

[882] 21: Yes ...
14683 Current Rating: 14683 + 10818 = 25501 votesCurrent Rating: 14683 + 10818 = 25501 votes 10818

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
13443 Current Rating: 13443 + 10627 = 24070 votesCurrent Rating: 13443 + 10627 = 24070 votes 10627

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
13949 Current Rating: 13949 + 18512 = 32461 votesCurrent Rating: 13949 + 18512 = 32461 votes 18512

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
20072 Current Rating: 20072 + 19978 = 40050 votesCurrent Rating: 20072 + 19978 = 40050 votes 19978

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
23774 Current Rating: 23774 + 26365 = 50139 votesCurrent Rating: 23774 + 26365 = 50139 votes 26365

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
14848 Current Rating: 14848 + 13663 = 28511 votesCurrent Rating: 14848 + 13663 = 28511 votes 13663

[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
32477 Current Rating: 32477 + 33438 = 65915 votesCurrent Rating: 32477 + 33438 = 65915 votes 33438

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
26457 Current Rating: 26457 + 27809 = 54266 votesCurrent Rating: 26457 + 27809 = 54266 votes 27809

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
10272 Current Rating: 10272 + 8642 = 18914 votesCurrent Rating: 10272 + 8642 = 18914 votes 8642

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
14267 Current Rating: 14267 + 14312 = 28579 votesCurrent Rating: 14267 + 14312 = 28579 votes 14312

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
10691 Current Rating: 10691 + 9817 = 20508 votesCurrent Rating: 10691 + 9817 = 20508 votes 9817

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
10460 Current Rating: 10460 + 9007 = 19467 votesCurrent Rating: 10460 + 9007 = 19467 votes 9007

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
10204 Current Rating: 10204 + 9078 = 19282 votesCurrent Rating: 10204 + 9078 = 19282 votes 9078

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
9441 Current Rating: 9441 + 10020 = 19461 votesCurrent Rating: 9441 + 10020 = 19461 votes 10020


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
28361 Current Rating: 28361 + 29050 = 57411 votesCurrent Rating: 28361 + 29050 = 57411 votes 29050

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
10803 Current Rating: 10803 + 11075 = 21878 votesCurrent Rating: 10803 + 11075 = 21878 votes 11075

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
16647 Current Rating: 16647 + 18943 = 35590 votesCurrent Rating: 16647 + 18943 = 35590 votes 18943

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
12247 Current Rating: 12247 + 11490 = 23737 votesCurrent Rating: 12247 + 11490 = 23737 votes 11490

[864] 24: You look grumpy
10739 Current Rating: 10739 + 8745 = 19484 votesCurrent Rating: 10739 + 8745 = 19484 votes 8745

[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
10552 Current Rating: 10552 + 9714 = 20266 votesCurrent Rating: 10552 + 9714 = 20266 votes 9714

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
17507 Current Rating: 17507 + 17315 = 34822 votesCurrent Rating: 17507 + 17315 = 34822 votes 17315

[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
11326 Current Rating: 11326 + 10654 = 21980 votesCurrent Rating: 11326 + 10654 = 21980 votes 10654

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
11036 Current Rating: 11036 + 9641 = 20677 votesCurrent Rating: 11036 + 9641 = 20677 votes 9641

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
10150 Current Rating: 10150 + 8445 = 18595 votesCurrent Rating: 10150 + 8445 = 18595 votes 8445

[858] 16: I work for the bank
10478 Current Rating: 10478 + 8763 = 19241 votesCurrent Rating: 10478 + 8763 = 19241 votes 8763

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
11684 Current Rating: 11684 + 11523 = 23207 votesCurrent Rating: 11684 + 11523 = 23207 votes 11523

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
12023 Current Rating: 12023 + 11028 = 23051 votesCurrent Rating: 12023 + 11028 = 23051 votes 11028

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
9683 Current Rating: 9683 + 7161 = 16844 votesCurrent Rating: 9683 + 7161 = 16844 votes 7161

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
12143 Current Rating: 12143 + 10252 = 22395 votesCurrent Rating: 12143 + 10252 = 22395 votes 10252

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
12332 Current Rating: 12332 + 9653 = 21985 votesCurrent Rating: 12332 + 9653 = 21985 votes 9653

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
16440 Current Rating: 16440 + 13976 = 30416 votesCurrent Rating: 16440 + 13976 = 30416 votes 13976

[851] 5: I can
19485 Current Rating: 19485 + 20794 = 40279 votesCurrent Rating: 19485 + 20794 = 40279 votes 20794

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
29571 Current Rating: 29571 + 28453 = 58024 votesCurrent Rating: 29571 + 28453 = 58024 votes 28453

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
22497 Current Rating: 22497 + 22885 = 45382 votesCurrent Rating: 22497 + 22885 = 45382 votes 22885


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
17569 Current Rating: 17569 + 18487 = 36056 votesCurrent Rating: 17569 + 18487 = 36056 votes 18487

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
20531 Current Rating: 20531 + 20587 = 41118 votesCurrent Rating: 20531 + 20587 = 41118 votes 20587

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
44280 Current Rating: 44280 + 50635 = 94915 votesCurrent Rating: 44280 + 50635 = 94915 votes 50635

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
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[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
13595 Current Rating: 13595 + 14132 = 27727 votesCurrent Rating: 13595 + 14132 = 27727 votes 14132

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
15462 Current Rating: 15462 + 27355 = 42817 votesCurrent Rating: 15462 + 27355 = 42817 votes 27355

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
12525 Current Rating: 12525 + 11310 = 23835 votesCurrent Rating: 12525 + 11310 = 23835 votes 11310

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
10379 Current Rating: 10379 + 9235 = 19614 votesCurrent Rating: 10379 + 9235 = 19614 votes 9235

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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