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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
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[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3262 5014
[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
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[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3888 3113
[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3103 4064
[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3635 2875
[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3574 2855
[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10386 11737
[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5808 6102
[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8018 7099
[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4031 5646
[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3844 2851
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Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3254 3558
[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4081 5925
[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4245 6103
[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3228 2321
[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3834 3075
[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4134 4953
[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3623 2938
[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4265 6231
[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4208 5216
[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3521 2529
[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5313 6601
[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
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[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8961 10837
[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4756 6688
[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3438 2565
[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3446 2769
[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3698 2956
[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8226 8462
[995] 5: Back already?
3192 2588
[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3454 4417
[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
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Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4155 3671
[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7243 7499
[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3457 2489
[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3233 2627
[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4371 6160
[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5301 8030
[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3933 3506
[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5804 6685
[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3913 3116
[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3216 2589
[982] 17: Today s science class
3732 5590
[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3557 2729
[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3403 2657
[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4139 4070
[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28416 31344
[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4290 4148
[976] 8: Good morning sir
3248 3552
[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3974 3394
[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6033 5476
[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3530 3474
[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3528 3003
[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3931 3158
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Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3346 2802
[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3875 3483
[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3657 3057
[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3638 2671
[966] 20: Hi ladies
6300 5379
[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3839 3098
[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3826 2907
[963] 17: Knock knock!
5231 4918
[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3319 2658
[961] 13: How did the operation go?
32214 37819
[960] 12: We need your legal help
3981 3292
[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4075 3303
[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3270 2424
[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3357 6030
[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3881 5855
[955] 5: So, what s news?
3973 4809
[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3439 2607
[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3307 2351
[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
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Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3207 2278
[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2837 2050
[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3631 3195
[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3172 2336
[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4382 3828
[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3842 3054
[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4334 3675
[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5760 6838
[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3923 3221
[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5555 4782
[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4252 3783
[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
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[939] 13: She s a hottie
3788 3321
[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3292 2639
[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3589 2814
[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3505 2755
[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3066 2334
[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3798 2988
[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3715 2825
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Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
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[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3390 2519
[930] 29: I need your help
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[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5542 5014
[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
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[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3837 3172
[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3526 2626
[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
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[924] 19: Did things go well?
5120 4470
[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
4194 6019
[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
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[921] 16: You look wretched
6556 6212
[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33591 36016
[919] 12: Who was at the door?
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[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5198 7211
[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
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[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
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[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8172 9051
[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5130 4207
[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3552 3677
[912] 3: Good morning all
3500 3195
[911] 2: He s cute ...
5097 4586
[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
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Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29355 30920
[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5762 7167
[907] 26: Knock knock!
3803 3510
[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4088 3695
[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3736 3153
[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
4192 3756
[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6200 6861
[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7186 8991
[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4139 3488
[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5024 4609
[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
3855 3229
[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
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[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28504 28745
[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
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[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3497 2945
[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4321 3434
[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3881 3442
[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3740 3046
[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
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May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3427 2551
[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3791 3297
[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3906 3162
[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
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[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
3653 2954
[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3628 2897
[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3357 2803
[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3709 3027
[882] 21: Yes ...
3517 2822
[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4041 3252
[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5019 10313
[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5691 6292
[878] 15: Nice to meet you
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[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4105 3664
[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
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[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
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[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
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[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8074 8457
[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6432 5994
[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3872 3258
[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3655 3458
[869] 2: So have you patched things up
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Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
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[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3894 4761
[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8826 10788
[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5476 5178
[864] 24: You look grumpy
3893 3071
[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
3842 4036
[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8516 10421
[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
4586 4464
[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3798 3282
[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3532 2888
[858] 16: I work for the bank
3624 2908
[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4362 3410
[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5055 5304
[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3467 2764
[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3495 3944
[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3975 3131
[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3839 3106
[851] 5: I can
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[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
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[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
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Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9906 12260
[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7671 7809
[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19248 25704
[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3856 4054
[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
5150 4194
[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
9120 10640
[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
4698 3738
[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
6431 7200
[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
4824 4075
[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
4505 5233
[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
5989 5037
[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
7932 8168
[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
4615 4580
[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
5129 4460
[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
5285 4498
[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
3724 3059
[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
4598 3631
[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
4747 3956
[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
7361 8563
[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
4727 4110
[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
3735 3384
[824] 19: Holy Cow!
12660 12586
[823] 18: You look miserable
3617 3025
[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
5723 5578
[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
5002 4304
[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
5718 7355
[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
3797 3797
[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
3446 2697
[817] 8: What are you reading?
3656 2966
[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
4540 5549
[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
3531 2750
[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
3596 2603
[813] 4: You look out of sorts
3709 3457
[812] 1: You look distracted
4031 5807
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
4876 4421
[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
9640 11218
[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
10803 11122
[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
4098 3545
[806] 23: Sign here please
3973 3396
[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
3635 3024
[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
4425 4468
[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
3566 3016
[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
9297 11119
[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
3820 3492
[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
3525 2962
[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
3704 3178
[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
3853 3145
[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
25850 26838
[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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