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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 10776   10605 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 10401   11470 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 43988   47456 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 11194   9622 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 9419   9119 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 12145   10767 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 10120   8048 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 18054   18367 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 11969   11747 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 14493   16421 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 13865   15357 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 11201   10586
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 9794   8783 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 11583   12962 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 12080   13340 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 12083   10179 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 37152   35273 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 14459   14719 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 14445   12259 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 25318   27074 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 10960   11564 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 10912   9863 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 21192   19798 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 10822   12538 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 16931   18532 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 11055   12604 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 10312   8363 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 10231   8389 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 11418   9498 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 14283   14374 [995] 5: Back already? 16837   17401 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 22269   22539 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 12563   13550
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| Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 48519   56308 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 13653   14057 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 9080   8049 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 12320   10890 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 12311   15134 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 13286   17509 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 10979   9888 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 12486   12983 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 10821   9293 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 12611   10782 [982] 17: Today s science class 11981   12707 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 10061   8220 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 9888   7908 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 11300   10458 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 34765   36904 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 11747   13346 [976] 8: Good morning sir 9789   8984 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 12874   11401 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 19210   18357 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 9717   8492 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 12932   9516 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 16136   10653
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 15071   10103 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 13047   11205 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 13056   9316 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 13139   12274 [966] 20: Hi ladies 12227   11396 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 10827   9534 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 9777   7825 [963] 17: Knock knock! 12646   11676 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 11762   10395 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 42388   46425 [960] 12: We need your legal help 11516   10075 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 11415   10007 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 10546   8797 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 10171   12030 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 16392   17102 [955] 5: So, what s news? 10920   10990 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 10997   8961 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 9519   9494 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 30103   28642
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| Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 9968   8785 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 22734   23246 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 11333   10031 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 9315   7114 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 16535   15443 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 12279   10354 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 11272   10030 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 10613   11511 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 12609   11414 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 12742   11795 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 12281   11514 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 16527   17385 [939] 13: She s a hottie 11430   9846 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 10242   8889 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 9713   7981 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 11293   9970 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 10263   8674 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 11480   9671 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 10268   8398
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 11239   10655 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 10025   9237 [930] 29: I need your help 12010   12333 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 11337   10443 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 8916   7994 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 10965   9320 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 9662   7493 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 14073   13522 [924] 19: Did things go well? 12542   11592 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 10029   11231 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 24144   25594 [921] 16: You look wretched 18901   23692 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 41642   43196 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 18151   16991 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 12505   14042 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 39192   41812 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 70735   74603 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 17659   18985 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 12781   13499 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 9106   8089 [912] 3: Good morning all 11687   11037 [911] 2: He s cute ... 12288   11762 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 16539   16529
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| Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 37256   38100 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 10865   11885 [907] 26: Knock knock! 9611   8202 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 10881   9794 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 11375   9872 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 11191   10325 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 12924   13412 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 13911   17648 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 10925   9746 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 10782   10100 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 10921   9350 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 19977   20833 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 34275   33572 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 42049   42246 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 10140   7775 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 11959   10245 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 14020   11003 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 13804   11355 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 11523   11658
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 9804   7971 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 10457   9020 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 11984   10269 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 18916   18337 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 10382   8580 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 9798   7892 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 9208   7322 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 20368   19765 [882] 21: Yes ... 14683   10818 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 13443   10627 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 13949   18512 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 20072   19978 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 23774   26365 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 14848   13663 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 32477   33438 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 26457   27809 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 10272   8642 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 14267   14312 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 10691   9817 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 10460   9007 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 10204   9078 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 9441   10020
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| Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 28361   29050 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 10803   11075 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 16647   18943 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 12247   11490 [864] 24: You look grumpy 10739   8745 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 10552   9714 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 17507   17315 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 11326   10654 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 11036   9641 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 10150   8445 [858] 16: I work for the bank 10478   8763 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 11684   11523 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 12023   11028 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 9683   7161 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 12143   10252 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 12332   9653 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 16440   13976 [851] 5: I can 19485   20794 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 29571   28453 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 22497   22885
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 17569   18487 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 20531   20587 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 44280   50635 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 11810   11087 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 11774   12416 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 19732   21626 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 11245   9979 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 14437   16459 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 11312   10411 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 59873   59851 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 10624   11076 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 12152   11989 [836] 7: You look pissed 24322   22715 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 13595   14132 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 11990   11316 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 12514   11716 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 23057   22041
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| Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 10889   9847 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 12099   11094 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 13331   13383 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 12970   11980 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 15462   27355 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 13579   13009 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 11111   9807 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 21303   19824 [823] 18: You look miserable 14475   12835 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 13646   13513 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 12525   11310 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 13007   14878 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 10379   9235 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 10117   8022 [817] 8: What are you reading? 11318   9356 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 11231   11983 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 10351   10144 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 12206   12051 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 14026   12045 [812] 1: You look distracted 14271   15121
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 11712   10897 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 18304   19228 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 74412   81571 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 23153   21701 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 12193   10718 [806] 23: Sign here please 10489   9121 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 15446   14366 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 11976   11849 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 10601   8832 [802] 17: I 11682   13258 [801] 16: Baby, let 14891   16501 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 10386   8837 [799] 14: Every night it 23454   23016 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 10979   9384 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 10375   8581 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 10710   9041 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 33929   33719 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 11198   9446
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