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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
9963 Current Rating: 9963 + 9976 = 19939 votesCurrent Rating: 9963 + 9976 = 19939 votes 9976

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
8831 Current Rating: 8831 + 10684 = 19515 votesCurrent Rating: 8831 + 10684 = 19515 votes 10684

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
43028 Current Rating: 43028 + 46786 = 89814 votesCurrent Rating: 43028 + 46786 = 89814 votes 46786

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
9756 Current Rating: 9756 + 8949 = 18705 votesCurrent Rating: 9756 + 8949 = 18705 votes 8949

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
8094 Current Rating: 8094 + 8598 = 16692 votesCurrent Rating: 8094 + 8598 = 16692 votes 8598

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
10827 Current Rating: 10827 + 9927 = 20754 votesCurrent Rating: 10827 + 9927 = 20754 votes 9927

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
8415 Current Rating: 8415 + 7545 = 15960 votesCurrent Rating: 8415 + 7545 = 15960 votes 7545

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
17011 Current Rating: 17011 + 17748 = 34759 votesCurrent Rating: 17011 + 17748 = 34759 votes 17748

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
11070 Current Rating: 11070 + 11180 = 22250 votesCurrent Rating: 11070 + 11180 = 22250 votes 11180

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
13660 Current Rating: 13660 + 15336 = 28996 votesCurrent Rating: 13660 + 15336 = 28996 votes 15336

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
12607 Current Rating: 12607 + 14502 = 27109 votesCurrent Rating: 12607 + 14502 = 27109 votes 14502

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
9685 Current Rating: 9685 + 9765 = 19450 votesCurrent Rating: 9685 + 9765 = 19450 votes 9765


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
8259 Current Rating: 8259 + 8294 = 16553 votesCurrent Rating: 8259 + 8294 = 16553 votes 8294

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
10241 Current Rating: 10241 + 12222 = 22463 votesCurrent Rating: 10241 + 12222 = 22463 votes 12222

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
10897 Current Rating: 10897 + 12531 = 23428 votesCurrent Rating: 10897 + 12531 = 23428 votes 12531

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
10413 Current Rating: 10413 + 9327 = 19740 votesCurrent Rating: 10413 + 9327 = 19740 votes 9327

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
35671 Current Rating: 35671 + 34565 = 70236 votesCurrent Rating: 35671 + 34565 = 70236 votes 34565

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
13396 Current Rating: 13396 + 14175 = 27571 votesCurrent Rating: 13396 + 14175 = 27571 votes 14175

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
12861 Current Rating: 12861 + 11601 = 24462 votesCurrent Rating: 12861 + 11601 = 24462 votes 11601

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
22792 Current Rating: 22792 + 26301 = 49093 votesCurrent Rating: 22792 + 26301 = 49093 votes 26301

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
9960 Current Rating: 9960 + 10786 = 20746 votesCurrent Rating: 9960 + 10786 = 20746 votes 10786

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
9173 Current Rating: 9173 + 9328 = 18501 votesCurrent Rating: 9173 + 9328 = 18501 votes 9328

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
11041 Current Rating: 11041 + 12100 = 23141 votesCurrent Rating: 11041 + 12100 = 23141 votes 12100

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
10118 Current Rating: 10118 + 11965 = 22083 votesCurrent Rating: 10118 + 11965 = 22083 votes 11965

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
15845 Current Rating: 15845 + 17704 = 33549 votesCurrent Rating: 15845 + 17704 = 33549 votes 17704

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
10138 Current Rating: 10138 + 11947 = 22085 votesCurrent Rating: 10138 + 11947 = 22085 votes 11947

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
8824 Current Rating: 8824 + 7737 = 16561 votesCurrent Rating: 8824 + 7737 = 16561 votes 7737

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
8743 Current Rating: 8743 + 7884 = 16627 votesCurrent Rating: 8743 + 7884 = 16627 votes 7884

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
9637 Current Rating: 9637 + 8572 = 18209 votesCurrent Rating: 9637 + 8572 = 18209 votes 8572

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
13611 Current Rating: 13611 + 13794 = 27405 votesCurrent Rating: 13611 + 13794 = 27405 votes 13794

[995] 5: Back already?
14535 Current Rating: 14535 + 15893 = 30428 votesCurrent Rating: 14535 + 15893 = 30428 votes 15893

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
20743 Current Rating: 20743 + 21833 = 42576 votesCurrent Rating: 20743 + 21833 = 42576 votes 21833

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
11759 Current Rating: 11759 + 12900 = 24659 votesCurrent Rating: 11759 + 12900 = 24659 votes 12900


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
43023 Current Rating: 43023 + 53056 = 96079 votesCurrent Rating: 43023 + 53056 = 96079 votes 53056

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
12898 Current Rating: 12898 + 13391 = 26289 votesCurrent Rating: 12898 + 13391 = 26289 votes 13391

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
7745 Current Rating: 7745 + 7590 = 15335 votesCurrent Rating: 7745 + 7590 = 15335 votes 7590

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
10406 Current Rating: 10406 + 9659 = 20065 votesCurrent Rating: 10406 + 9659 = 20065 votes 9659

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
11212 Current Rating: 11212 + 13750 = 24962 votesCurrent Rating: 11212 + 13750 = 24962 votes 13750

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
10691 Current Rating: 10691 + 13397 = 24088 votesCurrent Rating: 10691 + 13397 = 24088 votes 13397

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
9677 Current Rating: 9677 + 9139 = 18816 votesCurrent Rating: 9677 + 9139 = 18816 votes 9139

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
11664 Current Rating: 11664 + 12413 = 24077 votesCurrent Rating: 11664 + 12413 = 24077 votes 12413

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
9429 Current Rating: 9429 + 8710 = 18139 votesCurrent Rating: 9429 + 8710 = 18139 votes 8710

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
10618 Current Rating: 10618 + 9758 = 20376 votesCurrent Rating: 10618 + 9758 = 20376 votes 9758

[982] 17: Today s science class
10074 Current Rating: 10074 + 11777 = 21851 votesCurrent Rating: 10074 + 11777 = 21851 votes 11777

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
8547 Current Rating: 8547 + 7661 = 16208 votesCurrent Rating: 8547 + 7661 = 16208 votes 7661

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
8417 Current Rating: 8417 + 7418 = 15835 votesCurrent Rating: 8417 + 7418 = 15835 votes 7418

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
10139 Current Rating: 10139 + 9839 = 19978 votesCurrent Rating: 10139 + 9839 = 19978 votes 9839

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
33720 Current Rating: 33720 + 36255 = 69975 votesCurrent Rating: 33720 + 36255 = 69975 votes 36255

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
10736 Current Rating: 10736 + 12744 = 23480 votesCurrent Rating: 10736 + 12744 = 23480 votes 12744

[976] 8: Good morning sir
8162 Current Rating: 8162 + 8363 = 16525 votesCurrent Rating: 8162 + 8363 = 16525 votes 8363

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
11215 Current Rating: 11215 + 10725 = 21940 votesCurrent Rating: 11215 + 10725 = 21940 votes 10725

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
17935 Current Rating: 17935 + 17714 = 35649 votesCurrent Rating: 17935 + 17714 = 35649 votes 17714

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
8288 Current Rating: 8288 + 7986 = 16274 votesCurrent Rating: 8288 + 7986 = 16274 votes 7986

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
11328 Current Rating: 11328 + 8812 = 20140 votesCurrent Rating: 11328 + 8812 = 20140 votes 8812

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
14494 Current Rating: 14494 + 9927 = 24421 votesCurrent Rating: 14494 + 9927 = 24421 votes 9927


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
13439 Current Rating: 13439 + 9293 = 22732 votesCurrent Rating: 13439 + 9293 = 22732 votes 9293

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
11423 Current Rating: 11423 + 10325 = 21748 votesCurrent Rating: 11423 + 10325 = 21748 votes 10325

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
11487 Current Rating: 11487 + 8759 = 20246 votesCurrent Rating: 11487 + 8759 = 20246 votes 8759

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
11471 Current Rating: 11471 + 11590 = 23061 votesCurrent Rating: 11471 + 11590 = 23061 votes 11590

[966] 20: Hi ladies
11370 Current Rating: 11370 + 10576 = 21946 votesCurrent Rating: 11370 + 10576 = 21946 votes 10576

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
9403 Current Rating: 9403 + 8821 = 18224 votesCurrent Rating: 9403 + 8821 = 18224 votes 8821

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
8361 Current Rating: 8361 + 7311 = 15672 votesCurrent Rating: 8361 + 7311 = 15672 votes 7311

[963] 17: Knock knock!
11754 Current Rating: 11754 + 11027 = 22781 votesCurrent Rating: 11754 + 11027 = 22781 votes 11027

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
10002 Current Rating: 10002 + 9480 = 19482 votesCurrent Rating: 10002 + 9480 = 19482 votes 9480

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
40795 Current Rating: 40795 + 45461 = 86256 votesCurrent Rating: 40795 + 45461 = 86256 votes 45461

[960] 12: We need your legal help
10186 Current Rating: 10186 + 9415 = 19601 votesCurrent Rating: 10186 + 9415 = 19601 votes 9415

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
10077 Current Rating: 10077 + 9353 = 19430 votesCurrent Rating: 10077 + 9353 = 19430 votes 9353

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
8978 Current Rating: 8978 + 8195 = 17173 votesCurrent Rating: 8978 + 8195 = 17173 votes 8195

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
8650 Current Rating: 8650 + 11377 = 20027 votesCurrent Rating: 8650 + 11377 = 20027 votes 11377

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
14195 Current Rating: 14195 + 16028 = 30223 votesCurrent Rating: 14195 + 16028 = 30223 votes 16028

[955] 5: So, what s news?
9665 Current Rating: 9665 + 10324 = 19989 votesCurrent Rating: 9665 + 10324 = 19989 votes 10324

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
9276 Current Rating: 9276 + 8253 = 17529 votesCurrent Rating: 9276 + 8253 = 17529 votes 8253

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
7919 Current Rating: 7919 + 8943 = 16862 votesCurrent Rating: 7919 + 8943 = 16862 votes 8943

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
28483 Current Rating: 28483 + 27863 = 56346 votesCurrent Rating: 28483 + 27863 = 56346 votes 27863


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
8365 Current Rating: 8365 + 8209 = 16574 votesCurrent Rating: 8365 + 8209 = 16574 votes 8209

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
20957 Current Rating: 20957 + 21699 = 42656 votesCurrent Rating: 20957 + 21699 = 42656 votes 21699

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
9588 Current Rating: 9588 + 9228 = 18816 votesCurrent Rating: 9588 + 9228 = 18816 votes 9228

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
7808 Current Rating: 7808 + 6696 = 14504 votesCurrent Rating: 7808 + 6696 = 14504 votes 6696

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
15413 Current Rating: 15413 + 14654 = 30067 votesCurrent Rating: 15413 + 14654 = 30067 votes 14654

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
10675 Current Rating: 10675 + 9552 = 20227 votesCurrent Rating: 10675 + 9552 = 20227 votes 9552

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
10225 Current Rating: 10225 + 9363 = 19588 votesCurrent Rating: 10225 + 9363 = 19588 votes 9363

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
9908 Current Rating: 9908 + 10989 = 20897 votesCurrent Rating: 9908 + 10989 = 20897 votes 10989

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
11189 Current Rating: 11189 + 10558 = 21747 votesCurrent Rating: 11189 + 10558 = 21747 votes 10558

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
11852 Current Rating: 11852 + 11099 = 22951 votesCurrent Rating: 11852 + 11099 = 22951 votes 11099

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
10946 Current Rating: 10946 + 10723 = 21669 votesCurrent Rating: 10946 + 10723 = 21669 votes 10723

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
15370 Current Rating: 15370 + 16569 = 31939 votesCurrent Rating: 15370 + 16569 = 31939 votes 16569

[939] 13: She s a hottie
9800 Current Rating: 9800 + 9090 = 18890 votesCurrent Rating: 9800 + 9090 = 18890 votes 9090

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
8637 Current Rating: 8637 + 8129 = 16766 votesCurrent Rating: 8637 + 8129 = 16766 votes 8129

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
8211 Current Rating: 8211 + 7420 = 15631 votesCurrent Rating: 8211 + 7420 = 15631 votes 7420

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
9409 Current Rating: 9409 + 8929 = 18338 votesCurrent Rating: 9409 + 8929 = 18338 votes 8929

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
8862 Current Rating: 8862 + 7970 = 16832 votesCurrent Rating: 8862 + 7970 = 16832 votes 7970

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
9715 Current Rating: 9715 + 8814 = 18529 votesCurrent Rating: 9715 + 8814 = 18529 votes 8814

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
8796 Current Rating: 8796 + 7831 = 16627 votesCurrent Rating: 8796 + 7831 = 16627 votes 7831


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
10447 Current Rating: 10447 + 10105 = 20552 votesCurrent Rating: 10447 + 10105 = 20552 votes 10105

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
8519 Current Rating: 8519 + 8567 = 17086 votesCurrent Rating: 8519 + 8567 = 17086 votes 8567

[930] 29: I need your help
10176 Current Rating: 10176 + 11440 = 21616 votesCurrent Rating: 10176 + 11440 = 21616 votes 11440

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
10507 Current Rating: 10507 + 9875 = 20382 votesCurrent Rating: 10507 + 9875 = 20382 votes 9875

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
7503 Current Rating: 7503 + 7297 = 14800 votesCurrent Rating: 7503 + 7297 = 14800 votes 7297

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
9373 Current Rating: 9373 + 8651 = 18024 votesCurrent Rating: 9373 + 8651 = 18024 votes 8651

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
8020 Current Rating: 8020 + 6991 = 15011 votesCurrent Rating: 8020 + 6991 = 15011 votes 6991

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
12730 Current Rating: 12730 + 12332 = 25062 votesCurrent Rating: 12730 + 12332 = 25062 votes 12332

[924] 19: Did things go well?
11397 Current Rating: 11397 + 10767 = 22164 votesCurrent Rating: 11397 + 10767 = 22164 votes 10767

[923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already?
8995 Current Rating: 8995 + 10698 = 19693 votesCurrent Rating: 8995 + 10698 = 19693 votes 10698

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
22470 Current Rating: 22470 + 23920 = 46390 votesCurrent Rating: 22470 + 23920 = 46390 votes 23920

[921] 16: You look wretched
17424 Current Rating: 17424 + 21613 = 39037 votesCurrent Rating: 17424 + 21613 = 39037 votes 21613

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
40196 Current Rating: 40196 + 42578 = 82774 votesCurrent Rating: 40196 + 42578 = 82774 votes 42578

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
15196 Current Rating: 15196 + 16193 = 31389 votesCurrent Rating: 15196 + 16193 = 31389 votes 16193

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
11560 Current Rating: 11560 + 13365 = 24925 votesCurrent Rating: 11560 + 13365 = 24925 votes 13365

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
38072 Current Rating: 38072 + 40895 = 78967 votesCurrent Rating: 38072 + 40895 = 78967 votes 40895

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
69804 Current Rating: 69804 + 73576 = 143380 votesCurrent Rating: 69804 + 73576 = 143380 votes 73576

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
16577 Current Rating: 16577 + 18095 = 34672 votesCurrent Rating: 16577 + 18095 = 34672 votes 18095

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
11635 Current Rating: 11635 + 12640 = 24275 votesCurrent Rating: 11635 + 12640 = 24275 votes 12640

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
7524 Current Rating: 7524 + 7577 = 15101 votesCurrent Rating: 7524 + 7577 = 15101 votes 7577

[912] 3: Good morning all
9870 Current Rating: 9870 + 9738 = 19608 votesCurrent Rating: 9870 + 9738 = 19608 votes 9738

[911] 2: He s cute ...
11418 Current Rating: 11418 + 11127 = 22545 votesCurrent Rating: 11418 + 11127 = 22545 votes 11127

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
14955 Current Rating: 14955 + 15707 = 30662 votesCurrent Rating: 14955 + 15707 = 30662 votes 15707


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
36070 Current Rating: 36070 + 37340 = 73410 votesCurrent Rating: 36070 + 37340 = 73410 votes 37340

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
10003 Current Rating: 10003 + 11269 = 21272 votesCurrent Rating: 10003 + 11269 = 21272 votes 11269

[907] 26: Knock knock!
8140 Current Rating: 8140 + 7654 = 15794 votesCurrent Rating: 8140 + 7654 = 15794 votes 7654

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
9669 Current Rating: 9669 + 9256 = 18925 votesCurrent Rating: 9669 + 9256 = 18925 votes 9256

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
9671 Current Rating: 9671 + 9201 = 18872 votesCurrent Rating: 9671 + 9201 = 18872 votes 9201

[904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her
9881 Current Rating: 9881 + 9397 = 19278 votesCurrent Rating: 9881 + 9397 = 19278 votes 9397

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
12042 Current Rating: 12042 + 12764 = 24806 votesCurrent Rating: 12042 + 12764 = 24806 votes 12764

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
12765 Current Rating: 12765 + 16398 = 29163 votesCurrent Rating: 12765 + 16398 = 29163 votes 16398

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
9683 Current Rating: 9683 + 9032 = 18715 votesCurrent Rating: 9683 + 9032 = 18715 votes 9032

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
9946 Current Rating: 9946 + 9437 = 19383 votesCurrent Rating: 9946 + 9437 = 19383 votes 9437

[899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything...
9479 Current Rating: 9479 + 8760 = 18239 votesCurrent Rating: 9479 + 8760 = 18239 votes 8760

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
18712 Current Rating: 18712 + 20127 = 38839 votesCurrent Rating: 18712 + 20127 = 38839 votes 20127

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
33405 Current Rating: 33405 + 33111 = 66516 votesCurrent Rating: 33405 + 33111 = 66516 votes 33111

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
40653 Current Rating: 40653 + 41692 = 82345 votesCurrent Rating: 40653 + 41692 = 82345 votes 41692

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
8549 Current Rating: 8549 + 7159 = 15708 votesCurrent Rating: 8549 + 7159 = 15708 votes 7159

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
10880 Current Rating: 10880 + 9544 = 20424 votesCurrent Rating: 10880 + 9544 = 20424 votes 9544

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
12073 Current Rating: 12073 + 9827 = 21900 votesCurrent Rating: 12073 + 9827 = 21900 votes 9827

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
12119 Current Rating: 12119 + 10421 = 22540 votesCurrent Rating: 12119 + 10421 = 22540 votes 10421

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
10623 Current Rating: 10623 + 11035 = 21658 votesCurrent Rating: 10623 + 11035 = 21658 votes 11035


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
8205 Current Rating: 8205 + 7414 = 15619 votesCurrent Rating: 8205 + 7414 = 15619 votes 7414

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
8855 Current Rating: 8855 + 8328 = 17183 votesCurrent Rating: 8855 + 8328 = 17183 votes 8328

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
10309 Current Rating: 10309 + 9474 = 19783 votesCurrent Rating: 10309 + 9474 = 19783 votes 9474

[887] 28: I’m glad you could make it
17461 Current Rating: 17461 + 17688 = 35149 votesCurrent Rating: 17461 + 17688 = 35149 votes 17688

[886] 27: I’m pleased to say
8661 Current Rating: 8661 + 7914 = 16575 votesCurrent Rating: 8661 + 7914 = 16575 votes 7914

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
8335 Current Rating: 8335 + 7439 = 15774 votesCurrent Rating: 8335 + 7439 = 15774 votes 7439

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
7700 Current Rating: 7700 + 6810 = 14510 votesCurrent Rating: 7700 + 6810 = 14510 votes 6810

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
18189 Current Rating: 18189 + 18257 = 36446 votesCurrent Rating: 18189 + 18257 = 36446 votes 18257

[882] 21: Yes ...
12957 Current Rating: 12957 + 10000 = 22957 votesCurrent Rating: 12957 + 10000 = 22957 votes 10000

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
11928 Current Rating: 11928 + 9815 = 21743 votesCurrent Rating: 11928 + 9815 = 21743 votes 9815

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
12958 Current Rating: 12958 + 17846 = 30804 votesCurrent Rating: 12958 + 17846 = 30804 votes 17846

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
18448 Current Rating: 18448 + 19181 = 37629 votesCurrent Rating: 18448 + 19181 = 37629 votes 19181

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
22211 Current Rating: 22211 + 25424 = 47635 votesCurrent Rating: 22211 + 25424 = 47635 votes 25424

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
13592 Current Rating: 13592 + 12707 = 26299 votesCurrent Rating: 13592 + 12707 = 26299 votes 12707

[876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road
31204 Current Rating: 31204 + 32462 = 63666 votesCurrent Rating: 31204 + 32462 = 63666 votes 32462

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
24904 Current Rating: 24904 + 27182 = 52086 votesCurrent Rating: 24904 + 27182 = 52086 votes 27182

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
8662 Current Rating: 8662 + 7994 = 16656 votesCurrent Rating: 8662 + 7994 = 16656 votes 7994

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
13296 Current Rating: 13296 + 13644 = 26940 votesCurrent Rating: 13296 + 13644 = 26940 votes 13644

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
9996 Current Rating: 9996 + 9376 = 19372 votesCurrent Rating: 9996 + 9376 = 19372 votes 9376

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
9021 Current Rating: 9021 + 8387 = 17408 votesCurrent Rating: 9021 + 8387 = 17408 votes 8387

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
8568 Current Rating: 8568 + 8436 = 17004 votesCurrent Rating: 8568 + 8436 = 17004 votes 8436

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
8665 Current Rating: 8665 + 9506 = 18171 votesCurrent Rating: 8665 + 9506 = 18171 votes 9506


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
26228 Current Rating: 26228 + 28022 = 54250 votesCurrent Rating: 26228 + 28022 = 54250 votes 28022

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
9324 Current Rating: 9324 + 10293 = 19617 votesCurrent Rating: 9324 + 10293 = 19617 votes 10293

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
15645 Current Rating: 15645 + 18320 = 33965 votesCurrent Rating: 15645 + 18320 = 33965 votes 18320

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
11227 Current Rating: 11227 + 10644 = 21871 votesCurrent Rating: 11227 + 10644 = 21871 votes 10644

[864] 24: You look grumpy
9289 Current Rating: 9289 + 8130 = 17419 votesCurrent Rating: 9289 + 8130 = 17419 votes 8130

[863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home
9006 Current Rating: 9006 + 9121 = 18127 votesCurrent Rating: 9006 + 9121 = 18127 votes 9121

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
14686 Current Rating: 14686 + 16335 = 31021 votesCurrent Rating: 14686 + 16335 = 31021 votes 16335

[861] 19: So how was “date night” last night?
10366 Current Rating: 10366 + 9925 = 20291 votesCurrent Rating: 10366 + 9925 = 20291 votes 9925

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
9502 Current Rating: 9502 + 8992 = 18494 votesCurrent Rating: 9502 + 8992 = 18494 votes 8992

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
8608 Current Rating: 8608 + 7835 = 16443 votesCurrent Rating: 8608 + 7835 = 16443 votes 7835

[858] 16: I work for the bank
8945 Current Rating: 8945 + 8111 = 17056 votesCurrent Rating: 8945 + 8111 = 17056 votes 8111

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
10661 Current Rating: 10661 + 10793 = 21454 votesCurrent Rating: 10661 + 10793 = 21454 votes 10793

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
11220 Current Rating: 11220 + 10371 = 21591 votesCurrent Rating: 11220 + 10371 = 21591 votes 10371

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
8166 Current Rating: 8166 + 6633 = 14799 votesCurrent Rating: 8166 + 6633 = 14799 votes 6633

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
10683 Current Rating: 10683 + 9747 = 20430 votesCurrent Rating: 10683 + 9747 = 20430 votes 9747

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
11026 Current Rating: 11026 + 9028 = 20054 votesCurrent Rating: 11026 + 9028 = 20054 votes 9028

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
13854 Current Rating: 13854 + 12366 = 26220 votesCurrent Rating: 13854 + 12366 = 26220 votes 12366

[851] 5: I can
18321 Current Rating: 18321 + 20088 = 38409 votesCurrent Rating: 18321 + 20088 = 38409 votes 20088

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
28152 Current Rating: 28152 + 27808 = 55960 votesCurrent Rating: 28152 + 27808 = 55960 votes 27808

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
20689 Current Rating: 20689 + 22133 = 42822 votesCurrent Rating: 20689 + 22133 = 42822 votes 22133


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
16244 Current Rating: 16244 + 17808 = 34052 votesCurrent Rating: 16244 + 17808 = 34052 votes 17808

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
19398 Current Rating: 19398 + 19752 = 39150 votesCurrent Rating: 19398 + 19752 = 39150 votes 19752

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
41538 Current Rating: 41538 + 48847 = 90385 votesCurrent Rating: 41538 + 48847 = 90385 votes 48847

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
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[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I don’t understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
14256 Current Rating: 14256 + 24634 = 38890 votesCurrent Rating: 14256 + 24634 = 38890 votes 24634

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
12588 Current Rating: 12588 + 12146 = 24734 votesCurrent Rating: 12588 + 12146 = 24734 votes 12146

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
11992 Current Rating: 11992 + 13852 = 25844 votesCurrent Rating: 11992 + 13852 = 25844 votes 13852

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
8698 Current Rating: 8698 + 8572 = 17270 votesCurrent Rating: 8698 + 8572 = 17270 votes 8572

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
10327 Current Rating: 10327 + 11321 = 21648 votesCurrent Rating: 10327 + 11321 = 21648 votes 11321

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
10896 Current Rating: 10896 + 10014 = 20910 votesCurrent Rating: 10896 + 10014 = 20910 votes 10014

[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
8709 Current Rating: 8709 + 7950 = 16659 votesCurrent Rating: 8709 + 7950 = 16659 votes 7950

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
32598 Current Rating: 32598 + 32924 = 65522 votesCurrent Rating: 32598 + 32924 = 65522 votes 32924

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
9546 Current Rating: 9546 + 8734 = 18280 votesCurrent Rating: 9546 + 8734 = 18280 votes 8734






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