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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 6242   6320 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 4529   6230 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 10973   11741 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 5324   4501 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 4234   5154 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 5394   4547 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 4831   4029 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 11552   12869 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 7080   7221 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 9194   8177 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 5357   6878 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 5156   5210
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 4536   4762 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 5414   7125 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 5770   7490 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 4610   3646 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 5263   4419 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 5466   6143 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 5039   4295 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 5644   7466 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 5465   6400 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 4733   4777 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 6573   7749 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 6259   8098 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 10475   12297 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 6097   7875 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 5000   3995 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 4832   4089 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 5209   4366 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 9295   9419 [995] 5: Back already? 4374   3630 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 4529   5440 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 7248   8486
| | | Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 5468   4812 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 8581   8691 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 4570   4560 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 4540   3848 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 5788   7428 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 6622   9165 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 5262   4704 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 7234   7915 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 5376   4484 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 4649   3942 [982] 17: Today s science class 5107   6887 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 4766   3847 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 4698   3862 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 5725   5451 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 29563   32411 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 5793   5515 [976] 8: Good morning sir 4516   4784 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 5359   4593 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 7066   6377 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 4735   4561 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 4769   4201 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 5509   4587
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 4680   4029 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 5566   5041 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 5007   4364 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 5106   5072 [966] 20: Hi ladies 7599   6499 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 5220   4374 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 4973   4006 [963] 17: Knock knock! 6822   6302 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 4713   3994 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 34641   39962 [960] 12: We need your legal help 5524   4666 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 5350   4388 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 4427   3524 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 4553   7164 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 5248   7074 [955] 5: So, what s news? 5374   6025 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 4762   3843 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 4384   5580 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 4678   3779
| | | Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 4392   4543 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 3894   3035 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 5112   4623 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 4391   3381 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 5968   5208 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 5346   4378 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 5884   5081 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 6781   7732 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 5531   4644 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 6999   6100 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 5636   5047 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 10071   11448 [939] 13: She s a hottie 5289   4679 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 4515   3803 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 4704   3878 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 4775   3993 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 4412   3624 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 5289   4327 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 4987   4069
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 7119   6829 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 4606   4695 [930] 29: I need your help 4393   5304 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 6865   6138 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 4064   4090 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 5183   4435 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 4715   3712 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 6596   5595 [924] 19: Did things go well? 6518   5723 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 5262   6900 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 13431   15078 [921] 16: You look wretched 7996   7468 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 35008   37391 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 10802   11912 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 6643   8512 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 32934   36143 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 64691   68489 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 9470   10207 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 6510   5387 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 4630   4730 [912] 3: Good morning all 4557   4187 [911] 2: He s cute ... 6524   5838 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 10347   11235
| | | Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 30874   32423 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 6780   8023 [907] 26: Knock knock! 4934   4559 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 5459   4968 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 5012   4381 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 5506   4885 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 7668   8187 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 8178   9830 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 5500   4651 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 6237   5659 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 5303   4568 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 14628   16359 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 29700   29917 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 36574   37896 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 4626   4021 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 5763   4749 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 5482   4903 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 5261   4467 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 5969   7082
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 4550   3647 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 5041   4458 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 5319   4445 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 13167   13985 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 4865   4060 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 4781   3924 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 4379   3796 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 5232   4421 [882] 21: Yes ... 4907   4170 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 5654   4743 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 6934   11885 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 6913   7338 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 6677   8572 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 5294   4690 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 23117   24029 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 20312   22872 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 4578   3878 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 9229   9499 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 7403   6808 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 5099   4430 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 4958   4700 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 5590   6339
| | | Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 18641   20226 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 5197   5955 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 10309   12372 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 6771   6274 [864] 24: You look grumpy 5239   4286 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 5159   5218 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 9987   11767 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 6036   5720 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 5232   4633 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 4841   4117 [858] 16: I work for the bank 4875   4089 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 5869   5859 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 6361   6493 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 4504   3758 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 4733   5118 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 5499   4530 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 5427   4580 [851] 5: I can 12377   14565 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 21576   21477 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 15812   17520
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 11643   13869 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 9005   8988 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 21960   28087 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 5217   5272 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 6440   5289 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 10690   12123 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 5932   4824 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 7811   8466 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 6359   5436 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 55467   55737 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 5707   6283 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 7255   7235 [836] 7: You look pissed 17687   17667 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 9086   9190 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 6204   5940 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 6664   5808 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 16910   17824
| | | Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 6338   5369 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 6316   5549 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 5659   5628 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 6310   5345 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 8544   9597 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 6205   5397 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 4981   4488 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 14364   14244 [823] 18: You look miserable 4814   4093 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 7303   7021 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 6767   5885 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 7269   8679 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 5085   4945 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 4835   3893 [817] 8: What are you reading? 5030   4156 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 6044   6886 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 4900   5554 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 4969   5803 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 5164   4715 [812] 1: You look distracted 5206   6746
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 6460   5782 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 10789   12332 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 63989   70227 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 12577   12846 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 5810   4994 [806] 23: Sign here please 5442   4684 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 5036   4232 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 5997   5873 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 4863   4092 [802] 17: I 7034   8330 [801] 16: Baby, let 10385   12058 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 5244   4710 [799] 14: Every night it 12326   13604 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 4755   4061 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 5106   4350 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 5160   4313 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 27175   27936 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 4800   3957
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