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Dec 2013 [1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe! 9963   9976 [1024] 11: Can I get the bill? 8831   10684 [1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad 43028   46786 [1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow 9756   8949 [1021] 8: Why are you so late? 8094   8598 [1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before 10827   9927 [1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived 8415   7545 [1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba 17011   17748 [1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now 11070   11180 [1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy 13660   15336 [1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip? 12607   14502 [1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please? 9685   9765
| | Nov 2013 [1013] 27: What are you watching? 8259   8294 [1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death! 10241   12222 [1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out 10897   12531 [1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened? 10413   9327 [1009] 23: Did it go well last night? 35671   34565 [1008] 22: I need to check my email 13396   14175 [1007] 21: Why the long face? 12861   11601 [1006] 20: Oh shit! 22792   26301 [1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon 9960   10786 [1004] 18: Modern society dictates 9173   9328 [1003] 15: You arsehole! 11041   12100 [1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch 10118   11965 [1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now 15845   17704 [1000] 12: I want a divorce 10138   11947 [999] 11: You ve been in here every night 8824   7737 [998] 8: My wife wants a divorce 8743   7884 [997] 7: My wife s knickers 9637   8572 [996] 6: So how was school today my boy? 13611   13794 [995] 5: Back already? 14535   15893 [994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail 20743   21833 [993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead 11759   12900
| | | Oct 2013 [992] 31: You look annoyed 43023   53056 [991] 30: I got fired from my job 12898   13391 [990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while 7745   7590 [989] 28: I just don t understand men 10406   9659 [988] 25: Did you get the promotion? 11212   13750 [987] 24: You don t look satisfied 10691   13397 [986] 23: Struck out again did you? 9677   9139 [985] 22: Please accept my condolences 11664   12413 [984] 21: I ve been following an online auction 9429   8710 [983] 18: Celebrities try so hard 10618   9758 [982] 17: Today s science class 10074   11777 [981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today? 8547   7661 [980] 15: Good evening and welcome 8417   7418 [979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling 10139   9839 [978] 11: Do you have any children? 33720   36255 [977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day? 10736   12744 [976] 8: Good morning sir 8162   8363 [975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday 11215   10725 [974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson 17935   17714 [973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight 8288   7986 [972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight 11328   8812 [971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up 14494   9927
| | Sep 2013 [970] 30: You are charged with murder 13439   9293 [969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet? 11423   10325 [968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga 11487   8759 [967] 25: I heard your wife left you 11471   11590 [966] 20: Hi ladies 11370   10576 [965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance 9403   8821 [964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply? 8361   7311 [963] 17: Knock knock! 11754   11027 [962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge? 10002   9480 [961] 13: How did the operation go? 40795   45461 [960] 12: We need your legal help 10186   9415 [959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy 10077   9353 [958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me! 8978   8195 [957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission 8650   11377 [956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then 14195   16028 [955] 5: So, what s news? 9665   10324 [954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight 9276   8253 [953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days? 7919   8943 [952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird 28483   27863
| | | Aug 2013 [951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book 8365   8209 [950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over 20957   21699 [949] 27: Things are really becoming boring 9588   9228 [948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please? 7808   6696 [947] 23: I have to find a new job 15413   14654 [946] 22: So how s your new phone? 10675   9552 [945] 21: I need you to represent me 10225   9363 [944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 9908   10989 [943] 19: You just know what he s after 11189   10558 [942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out? 11852   11099 [941] 15: I need to get a new phone 10946   10723 [940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains 15370   16569 [939] 13: She s a hottie 9800   9090 [938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap 8637   8129 [937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies 8211   7420 [936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car? 9409   8929 [935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday? 8862   7970 [934] 5: With all of these keen women around 9715   8814 [933] 2: Happy anniversary 8796   7831
| | Jul 2013 [932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife 10447   10105 [931] 30: Nice to see you again 8519   8567 [930] 29: I need your help 10176   11440 [929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait? 10507   9875 [928] 25: Who was that at the door? 7503   7297 [927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo 9373   8651 [926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome 8020   6991 [925] 22: I need a drink NOW! 12730   12332 [924] 19: Did things go well? 11397   10767 [923] 18: Good morning, how come you’re awake already? 8995   10698 [922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet? 22470   23920 [921] 16: You look wretched 17424   21613 [920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day? 40196   42578 [919] 12: Who was at the door? 15196   16193 [918] 11: You look like you need a drink 11560   13365 [917] 10: Do you know of anyone 38072   40895 [916] 9: Can I buy you a drink? 69804   73576 [915] 8: Damn it to hell! 16577   18095 [914] 5: Packing for a trip? 11635   12640 [913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games 7524   7577 [912] 3: Good morning all 9870   9738 [911] 2: He s cute ... 11418   11127 [910] 1: A bunch of researchers 14955   15707
| | | Jun 2013 [909] 28: Hello? Hello? 36070   37340 [908] 27: Hey, what are you watching? 10003   11269 [907] 26: Knock knock! 8140   7654 [906] 25: I heard you published a book 9669   9256 [905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated 9671   9201 [904] 21: And once again, they’re all over her 9881   9397 [903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha! 12042   12764 [902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night? 12765   16398 [901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs 9683   9032 [900] 14: I'll have the usual please 9946   9437 [899] 13: I’m not homophobic or anything... 9479   8760 [898] 12: Can you pick up the boys 18712   20127 [897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day! 33405   33111 [896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids 40653   41692 [895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand 8549   7159 [894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own 10880   9544 [893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish 12073   9827 [892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before 12119   10421 [891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous 10623   11035
| | May 2013 [890] 31: There is an interesting article 8205   7414 [889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean? 8855   8328 [888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today 10309   9474 [887] 28: I’m glad you could make it 17461   17688 [886] 27: I’m pleased to say 8661   7914 [885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks 8335   7439 [884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling 7700   6810 [883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in 18189   18257 [882] 21: Yes ... 12957   10000 [881] 20: I do like men with big biceps 11928   9815 [880] 17: Thanks for the game 12958   17846 [879] 16: You look completely exhausted 18448   19181 [878] 15: Nice to meet you 22211   25424 [877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman 13592   12707 [876] 13: ... and that’s why the semen crossed the road 31204   32462 [875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday 24904   27182 [874] 9: How was your party on the weekend? 8662   7994 [873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car? 13296   13644 [872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey 9996   9376 [871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing 9021   8387 [870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom 8568   8436 [869] 2: So have you patched things up 8665   9506
| | | Apr 2013 [868] 30: How much for those? 26228   28022 [867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please? 9324   10293 [866] 26: What are you listening to? 15645   18320 [865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier 11227   10644 [864] 24: You look grumpy 9289   8130 [863] 23: Hi Honey, I’m home 9006   9121 [862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 14686   16335 [861] 19: So how was “date night” last night? 10366   9925 [860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies 9502   8992 [859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth 8608   7835 [858] 16: I work for the bank 8945   8111 [857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag? 10661   10793 [856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks? 11220   10371 [855] 11: You know how women are always going on about 8166   6633 [854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts? 10683   9747 [853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub 11026   9028 [852] 8: Short back and sides today 13854   12366 [851] 5: I can 18321   20088 [850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away 28152   27808 [849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair 20689   22133
| | Mar 2013 [848] 28: Thanks for picking me up 16244   17808 [847] 27: I know this is only your second session 19398   19752 [846] 26: I had to put in three fillings 41538   48847 [845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me! 9734   9919 [844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ... 10789   11664 [843] 19: Okay, back to court again 18385   20552 [842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break 10105   9204 [841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us 13105   15136 [840] 14: How was your blind date last night? 10482   9752 [839] 12: I don’t understand women ... 58964   59259 [838] 11: Hi darling, I’m so glad you’re home 9715   10421 [837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY! 11257   11315 [836] 7: You look pissed 22535   22118 [835] 6: Dad! We have to talk! 12723   13457 [834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please? 10976   10530 [833] 4: Updated to be current ... 11496   10978 [832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days? 20867   21526
| | | Feb 2013 [831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today? 9977   9127 [830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 10541   10292 [829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend? 12093   12586 [828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy 11877   11067 [827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD? 14256   24634 [826] 21: How about a bit of nookie? 12588   12146 [825] 20: So how was the weekend? 9366   9074 [824] 19: Holy Cow! 19585   18902 [823] 18: You look miserable 12227   11924 [822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex 12616   12788 [821] 14: It s Valentine s Day 11678   10728 [820] 13: And now whats with the bags? 11992   13852 [819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas? 8698   8572 [818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ... 8323   7320 [817] 8: What are you reading? 9414   8667 [816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer? 10327   11321 [815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting 8782   9506 [814] 5: So how was date night last night? 10444   11423 [813] 4: You look out of sorts 12235   11416 [812] 1: You look distracted 12740   14539
| | Jan 2013 [811] 31: Why are you so sad 10858   10265 [810] 30: Ill be back in a minute 16965   18546 [809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession 72953   80462 [808] 28: You havent listened to a word 21847   21091 [807] 25: Do you know a good doctor? 10896   10014 [806] 23: Sign here please 9200   8614 [805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months 13082   13543 [804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses 10952   11199 [803] 18: Have a look at this ... 8709   8018 [802] 17: I 10829   12584 [801] 16: Baby, let 14007   15827 [800] 15: How was your day at school son? 8898   8320 [799] 14: Every night it 22033   22501 [798] 11: So how are you feeling today? 9012   8518 [797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today? 8709   7950 [796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day? 9323   8468 [795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time? 32598   32924 [794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back 9546   8734
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