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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
5102 Current Rating: 5102 + 4112 = 9214 votesCurrent Rating: 5102 + 4112 = 9214 votes 4112

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
3262 Current Rating: 3262 + 5014 = 8276 votesCurrent Rating: 3262 + 5014 = 8276 votes 5014

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
9719 Current Rating: 9719 + 10506 = 20225 votesCurrent Rating: 9719 + 10506 = 20225 votes 10506

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
3888 Current Rating: 3888 + 3113 = 7001 votesCurrent Rating: 3888 + 3113 = 7001 votes 3113

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 4064 = 7167 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 4064 = 7167 votes 4064

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 2875 = 6510 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 2875 = 6510 votes 2875

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
3574 Current Rating: 3574 + 2855 = 6429 votesCurrent Rating: 3574 + 2855 = 6429 votes 2855

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
10386 Current Rating: 10386 + 11737 = 22123 votesCurrent Rating: 10386 + 11737 = 22123 votes 11737

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
5808 Current Rating: 5808 + 6102 = 11910 votesCurrent Rating: 5808 + 6102 = 11910 votes 6102

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
8018 Current Rating: 8018 + 7099 = 15117 votesCurrent Rating: 8018 + 7099 = 15117 votes 7099

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
4031 Current Rating: 4031 + 5646 = 9677 votesCurrent Rating: 4031 + 5646 = 9677 votes 5646

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
3844 Current Rating: 3844 + 2851 = 6695 votesCurrent Rating: 3844 + 2851 = 6695 votes 2851


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 3558 = 6812 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 3558 = 6812 votes 3558

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
4081 Current Rating: 4081 + 5925 = 10006 votesCurrent Rating: 4081 + 5925 = 10006 votes 5925

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
4245 Current Rating: 4245 + 6103 = 10348 votesCurrent Rating: 4245 + 6103 = 10348 votes 6103

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2321 = 5549 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2321 = 5549 votes 2321

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
3834 Current Rating: 3834 + 3075 = 6909 votesCurrent Rating: 3834 + 3075 = 6909 votes 3075

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 4953 = 9087 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 4953 = 9087 votes 4953

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2938 = 6561 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2938 = 6561 votes 2938

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
4265 Current Rating: 4265 + 6231 = 10496 votesCurrent Rating: 4265 + 6231 = 10496 votes 6231

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
4208 Current Rating: 4208 + 5216 = 9424 votesCurrent Rating: 4208 + 5216 = 9424 votes 5216

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
3521 Current Rating: 3521 + 2529 = 6050 votesCurrent Rating: 3521 + 2529 = 6050 votes 2529

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
5313 Current Rating: 5313 + 6601 = 11914 votesCurrent Rating: 5313 + 6601 = 11914 votes 6601

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
5007 Current Rating: 5007 + 6981 = 11988 votesCurrent Rating: 5007 + 6981 = 11988 votes 6981

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
8961 Current Rating: 8961 + 10837 = 19798 votesCurrent Rating: 8961 + 10837 = 19798 votes 10837

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
4756 Current Rating: 4756 + 6688 = 11444 votesCurrent Rating: 4756 + 6688 = 11444 votes 6688

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 2565 = 6003 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 2565 = 6003 votes 2565

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
3446 Current Rating: 3446 + 2769 = 6215 votesCurrent Rating: 3446 + 2769 = 6215 votes 2769

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 2956 = 6654 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 2956 = 6654 votes 2956

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
8226 Current Rating: 8226 + 8462 = 16688 votesCurrent Rating: 8226 + 8462 = 16688 votes 8462

[995] 5: Back already?
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2588 = 5780 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2588 = 5780 votes 2588

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
3454 Current Rating: 3454 + 4417 = 7871 votesCurrent Rating: 3454 + 4417 = 7871 votes 4417

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
5838 Current Rating: 5838 + 7240 = 13078 votesCurrent Rating: 5838 + 7240 = 13078 votes 7240


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
4155 Current Rating: 4155 + 3671 = 7826 votesCurrent Rating: 4155 + 3671 = 7826 votes 3671

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
7243 Current Rating: 7243 + 7499 = 14742 votesCurrent Rating: 7243 + 7499 = 14742 votes 7499

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
3457 Current Rating: 3457 + 2489 = 5946 votesCurrent Rating: 3457 + 2489 = 5946 votes 2489

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 2627 = 5860 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 2627 = 5860 votes 2627

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
4371 Current Rating: 4371 + 6160 = 10531 votesCurrent Rating: 4371 + 6160 = 10531 votes 6160

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
5301 Current Rating: 5301 + 8030 = 13331 votesCurrent Rating: 5301 + 8030 = 13331 votes 8030

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
3933 Current Rating: 3933 + 3506 = 7439 votesCurrent Rating: 3933 + 3506 = 7439 votes 3506

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 6685 = 12489 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 6685 = 12489 votes 6685

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
3913 Current Rating: 3913 + 3116 = 7029 votesCurrent Rating: 3913 + 3116 = 7029 votes 3116

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
3216 Current Rating: 3216 + 2589 = 5805 votesCurrent Rating: 3216 + 2589 = 5805 votes 2589

[982] 17: Today s science class
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 5590 = 9322 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 5590 = 9322 votes 5590

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
3557 Current Rating: 3557 + 2729 = 6286 votesCurrent Rating: 3557 + 2729 = 6286 votes 2729

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 2657 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 2657 = 6060 votes 2657

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 4070 = 8209 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 4070 = 8209 votes 4070

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
28416 Current Rating: 28416 + 31344 = 59760 votesCurrent Rating: 28416 + 31344 = 59760 votes 31344

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 4148 = 8438 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 4148 = 8438 votes 4148

[976] 8: Good morning sir
3248 Current Rating: 3248 + 3552 = 6800 votesCurrent Rating: 3248 + 3552 = 6800 votes 3552

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3394 = 7368 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3394 = 7368 votes 3394

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
6033 Current Rating: 6033 + 5476 = 11509 votesCurrent Rating: 6033 + 5476 = 11509 votes 5476

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 3474 = 7004 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 3474 = 7004 votes 3474

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 3003 = 6531 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 3003 = 6531 votes 3003

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 3158 = 7089 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 3158 = 7089 votes 3158


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 2802 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 2802 = 6148 votes 2802

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3483 = 7358 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3483 = 7358 votes 3483

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3057 = 6714 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3057 = 6714 votes 3057

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
3638 Current Rating: 3638 + 2671 = 6309 votesCurrent Rating: 3638 + 2671 = 6309 votes 2671

[966] 20: Hi ladies
6300 Current Rating: 6300 + 5379 = 11679 votesCurrent Rating: 6300 + 5379 = 11679 votes 5379

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
3839 Current Rating: 3839 + 3098 = 6937 votesCurrent Rating: 3839 + 3098 = 6937 votes 3098

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 2907 = 6733 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 2907 = 6733 votes 2907

[963] 17: Knock knock!
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 4918 = 10149 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 4918 = 10149 votes 4918

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 2658 = 5977 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 2658 = 5977 votes 2658

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
32214 Current Rating: 32214 + 37819 = 70033 votesCurrent Rating: 32214 + 37819 = 70033 votes 37819

[960] 12: We need your legal help
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3292 = 7273 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3292 = 7273 votes 3292

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 3303 = 7378 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 3303 = 7378 votes 3303

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
3270 Current Rating: 3270 + 2424 = 5694 votesCurrent Rating: 3270 + 2424 = 5694 votes 2424

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 6030 = 9387 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 6030 = 9387 votes 6030

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 5855 = 9736 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 5855 = 9736 votes 5855

[955] 5: So, what s news?
3973 Current Rating: 3973 + 4809 = 8782 votesCurrent Rating: 3973 + 4809 = 8782 votes 4809

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
3439 Current Rating: 3439 + 2607 = 6046 votesCurrent Rating: 3439 + 2607 = 6046 votes 2607

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
3307 Current Rating: 3307 + 2351 = 5658 votesCurrent Rating: 3307 + 2351 = 5658 votes 2351

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
3369 Current Rating: 3369 + 2548 = 5917 votesCurrent Rating: 3369 + 2548 = 5917 votes 2548


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
3207 Current Rating: 3207 + 2278 = 5485 votesCurrent Rating: 3207 + 2278 = 5485 votes 2278

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 2050 = 4887 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 2050 = 4887 votes 2050

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 3195 = 6826 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 3195 = 6826 votes 3195

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
3172 Current Rating: 3172 + 2336 = 5508 votesCurrent Rating: 3172 + 2336 = 5508 votes 2336

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
4382 Current Rating: 4382 + 3828 = 8210 votesCurrent Rating: 4382 + 3828 = 8210 votes 3828

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3054 = 6896 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3054 = 6896 votes 3054

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 3675 = 8009 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 3675 = 8009 votes 3675

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
5760 Current Rating: 5760 + 6838 = 12598 votesCurrent Rating: 5760 + 6838 = 12598 votes 6838

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3221 = 7144 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3221 = 7144 votes 3221

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
5555 Current Rating: 5555 + 4782 = 10337 votesCurrent Rating: 5555 + 4782 = 10337 votes 4782

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3783 = 8035 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3783 = 8035 votes 3783

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
8536 Current Rating: 8536 + 10070 = 18606 votesCurrent Rating: 8536 + 10070 = 18606 votes 10070

[939] 13: She s a hottie
3788 Current Rating: 3788 + 3321 = 7109 votesCurrent Rating: 3788 + 3321 = 7109 votes 3321

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 2639 = 5931 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 2639 = 5931 votes 2639

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
3589 Current Rating: 3589 + 2814 = 6403 votesCurrent Rating: 3589 + 2814 = 6403 votes 2814

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
3505 Current Rating: 3505 + 2755 = 6260 votesCurrent Rating: 3505 + 2755 = 6260 votes 2755

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
3066 Current Rating: 3066 + 2334 = 5400 votesCurrent Rating: 3066 + 2334 = 5400 votes 2334

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 2988 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 2988 = 6786 votes 2988

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
3715 Current Rating: 3715 + 2825 = 6540 votesCurrent Rating: 3715 + 2825 = 6540 votes 2825


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
5974 Current Rating: 5974 + 5820 = 11794 votesCurrent Rating: 5974 + 5820 = 11794 votes 5820

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
3390 Current Rating: 3390 + 2519 = 5909 votesCurrent Rating: 3390 + 2519 = 5909 votes 2519

[930] 29: I need your help
3149 Current Rating: 3149 + 2189 = 5338 votesCurrent Rating: 3149 + 2189 = 5338 votes 2189

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
5542 Current Rating: 5542 + 5014 = 10556 votesCurrent Rating: 5542 + 5014 = 10556 votes 5014

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
2969 Current Rating: 2969 + 1990 = 4959 votesCurrent Rating: 2969 + 1990 = 4959 votes 1990

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3172 = 7009 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3172 = 7009 votes 3172

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
3526 Current Rating: 3526 + 2626 = 6152 votesCurrent Rating: 3526 + 2626 = 6152 votes 2626

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 4170 = 9147 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 4170 = 9147 votes 4170

[924] 19: Did things go well?
5120 Current Rating: 5120 + 4470 = 9590 votesCurrent Rating: 5120 + 4470 = 9590 votes 4470

[923] 18: Good morning, how come you池e awake already?
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 6019 = 10213 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 6019 = 10213 votes 6019

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
11986 Current Rating: 11986 + 13640 = 25626 votesCurrent Rating: 11986 + 13640 = 25626 votes 13640

[921] 16: You look wretched
6556 Current Rating: 6556 + 6212 = 12768 votesCurrent Rating: 6556 + 6212 = 12768 votes 6212

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
33591 Current Rating: 33591 + 36016 = 69607 votesCurrent Rating: 33591 + 36016 = 69607 votes 36016

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
9452 Current Rating: 9452 + 10654 = 20106 votesCurrent Rating: 9452 + 10654 = 20106 votes 10654

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
5198 Current Rating: 5198 + 7211 = 12409 votesCurrent Rating: 5198 + 7211 = 12409 votes 7211

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
31490 Current Rating: 31490 + 34782 = 66272 votesCurrent Rating: 31490 + 34782 = 66272 votes 34782

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
63022 Current Rating: 63022 + 67092 = 130114 votesCurrent Rating: 63022 + 67092 = 130114 votes 67092

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
8172 Current Rating: 8172 + 9051 = 17223 votesCurrent Rating: 8172 + 9051 = 17223 votes 9051

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
5130 Current Rating: 5130 + 4207 = 9337 votesCurrent Rating: 5130 + 4207 = 9337 votes 4207

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
3552 Current Rating: 3552 + 3677 = 7229 votesCurrent Rating: 3552 + 3677 = 7229 votes 3677

[912] 3: Good morning all
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 3195 = 6695 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 3195 = 6695 votes 3195

[911] 2: He s cute ...
5097 Current Rating: 5097 + 4586 = 9683 votesCurrent Rating: 5097 + 4586 = 9683 votes 4586

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
8912 Current Rating: 8912 + 9937 = 18849 votesCurrent Rating: 8912 + 9937 = 18849 votes 9937


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
29355 Current Rating: 29355 + 30920 = 60275 votesCurrent Rating: 29355 + 30920 = 60275 votes 30920

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
5762 Current Rating: 5762 + 7167 = 12929 votesCurrent Rating: 5762 + 7167 = 12929 votes 7167

[907] 26: Knock knock!
3803 Current Rating: 3803 + 3510 = 7313 votesCurrent Rating: 3803 + 3510 = 7313 votes 3510

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
4088 Current Rating: 4088 + 3695 = 7783 votesCurrent Rating: 4088 + 3695 = 7783 votes 3695

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
3736 Current Rating: 3736 + 3153 = 6889 votesCurrent Rating: 3736 + 3153 = 6889 votes 3153

[904] 21: And once again, they池e all over her
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 3756 = 7948 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 3756 = 7948 votes 3756

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
6200 Current Rating: 6200 + 6861 = 13061 votesCurrent Rating: 6200 + 6861 = 13061 votes 6861

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
7186 Current Rating: 7186 + 8991 = 16177 votesCurrent Rating: 7186 + 8991 = 16177 votes 8991

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3488 = 7627 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3488 = 7627 votes 3488

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
5024 Current Rating: 5024 + 4609 = 9633 votesCurrent Rating: 5024 + 4609 = 9633 votes 4609

[899] 13: I知 not homophobic or anything...
3855 Current Rating: 3855 + 3229 = 7084 votesCurrent Rating: 3855 + 3229 = 7084 votes 3229

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
13186 Current Rating: 13186 + 15020 = 28206 votesCurrent Rating: 13186 + 15020 = 28206 votes 15020

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
28504 Current Rating: 28504 + 28745 = 57249 votesCurrent Rating: 28504 + 28745 = 57249 votes 28745

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
35349 Current Rating: 35349 + 36738 = 72087 votesCurrent Rating: 35349 + 36738 = 72087 votes 36738

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
3497 Current Rating: 3497 + 2945 = 6442 votesCurrent Rating: 3497 + 2945 = 6442 votes 2945

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
4321 Current Rating: 4321 + 3434 = 7755 votesCurrent Rating: 4321 + 3434 = 7755 votes 3434

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3442 = 7323 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3442 = 7323 votes 3442

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
3740 Current Rating: 3740 + 3046 = 6786 votesCurrent Rating: 3740 + 3046 = 6786 votes 3046

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
4690 Current Rating: 4690 + 5987 = 10677 votesCurrent Rating: 4690 + 5987 = 10677 votes 5987


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2551 = 5978 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2551 = 5978 votes 2551

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 3297 = 7088 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 3297 = 7088 votes 3297

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
3906 Current Rating: 3906 + 3162 = 7068 votesCurrent Rating: 3906 + 3162 = 7068 votes 3162

[887] 28: I知 glad you could make it
11806 Current Rating: 11806 + 12689 = 24495 votesCurrent Rating: 11806 + 12689 = 24495 votes 12689

[886] 27: I知 pleased to say
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 2954 = 6607 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 2954 = 6607 votes 2954

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 2897 = 6525 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 2897 = 6525 votes 2897

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
3357 Current Rating: 3357 + 2803 = 6160 votesCurrent Rating: 3357 + 2803 = 6160 votes 2803

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
3709 Current Rating: 3709 + 3027 = 6736 votesCurrent Rating: 3709 + 3027 = 6736 votes 3027

[882] 21: Yes ...
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 2822 = 6339 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 2822 = 6339 votes 2822

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 3252 = 7293 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 3252 = 7293 votes 3252

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
5019 Current Rating: 5019 + 10313 = 15332 votesCurrent Rating: 5019 + 10313 = 15332 votes 10313

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
5691 Current Rating: 5691 + 6292 = 11983 votesCurrent Rating: 5691 + 6292 = 11983 votes 6292

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
5418 Current Rating: 5418 + 7421 = 12839 votesCurrent Rating: 5418 + 7421 = 12839 votes 7421

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
4105 Current Rating: 4105 + 3664 = 7769 votesCurrent Rating: 4105 + 3664 = 7769 votes 3664

[876] 13: ... and that痴 why the semen crossed the road
21330 Current Rating: 21330 + 22360 = 43690 votesCurrent Rating: 21330 + 22360 = 43690 votes 22360

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
18687 Current Rating: 18687 + 21364 = 40051 votesCurrent Rating: 18687 + 21364 = 40051 votes 21364

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
3309 Current Rating: 3309 + 2623 = 5932 votesCurrent Rating: 3309 + 2623 = 5932 votes 2623

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
8074 Current Rating: 8074 + 8457 = 16531 votesCurrent Rating: 8074 + 8457 = 16531 votes 8457

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
6432 Current Rating: 6432 + 5994 = 12426 votesCurrent Rating: 6432 + 5994 = 12426 votes 5994

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
3872 Current Rating: 3872 + 3258 = 7130 votesCurrent Rating: 3872 + 3258 = 7130 votes 3258

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
3655 Current Rating: 3655 + 3458 = 7113 votesCurrent Rating: 3655 + 3458 = 7113 votes 3458

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 5380 = 9856 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 5380 = 9856 votes 5380


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
16687 Current Rating: 16687 + 18462 = 35149 votesCurrent Rating: 16687 + 18462 = 35149 votes 18462

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 4761 = 8655 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 4761 = 8655 votes 4761

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
8826 Current Rating: 8826 + 10788 = 19614 votesCurrent Rating: 8826 + 10788 = 19614 votes 10788

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
5476 Current Rating: 5476 + 5178 = 10654 votesCurrent Rating: 5476 + 5178 = 10654 votes 5178

[864] 24: You look grumpy
3893 Current Rating: 3893 + 3071 = 6964 votesCurrent Rating: 3893 + 3071 = 6964 votes 3071

[863] 23: Hi Honey, I知 home
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 4036 = 7878 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 4036 = 7878 votes 4036

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
8516 Current Rating: 8516 + 10421 = 18937 votesCurrent Rating: 8516 + 10421 = 18937 votes 10421

[861] 19: So how was 電ate night last night?
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 4464 = 9050 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 4464 = 9050 votes 4464

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 3282 = 7080 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 3282 = 7080 votes 3282

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 2888 = 6420 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 2888 = 6420 votes 2888

[858] 16: I work for the bank
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 2908 = 6532 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 2908 = 6532 votes 2908

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
4362 Current Rating: 4362 + 3410 = 7772 votesCurrent Rating: 4362 + 3410 = 7772 votes 3410

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
5055 Current Rating: 5055 + 5304 = 10359 votesCurrent Rating: 5055 + 5304 = 10359 votes 5304

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
3467 Current Rating: 3467 + 2764 = 6231 votesCurrent Rating: 3467 + 2764 = 6231 votes 2764

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 3944 = 7439 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 3944 = 7439 votes 3944

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3131 = 7106 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3131 = 7106 votes 3131

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
3839 Current Rating: 3839 + 3106 = 6945 votesCurrent Rating: 3839 + 3106 = 6945 votes 3106

[851] 5: I can
10524 Current Rating: 10524 + 12713 = 23237 votesCurrent Rating: 10524 + 12713 = 23237 votes 12713

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
19803 Current Rating: 19803 + 19867 = 39670 votesCurrent Rating: 19803 + 19867 = 39670 votes 19867

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
13765 Current Rating: 13765 + 15619 = 29384 votesCurrent Rating: 13765 + 15619 = 29384 votes 15619


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
9906 Current Rating: 9906 + 12260 = 22166 votesCurrent Rating: 9906 + 12260 = 22166 votes 12260

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
7671 Current Rating: 7671 + 7809 = 15480 votesCurrent Rating: 7671 + 7809 = 15480 votes 7809

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
19248 Current Rating: 19248 + 25704 = 44952 votesCurrent Rating: 19248 + 25704 = 44952 votes 25704

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
3856 Current Rating: 3856 + 4054 = 7910 votesCurrent Rating: 3856 + 4054 = 7910 votes 4054

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
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[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I don稚 understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, I知 so glad you池e home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I
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[801] 16: Baby, let
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
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[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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