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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
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[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
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[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
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[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
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[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
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[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
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[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
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[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
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[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
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[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
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[1231] 2: How can I help you?
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[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
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Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
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[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
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[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
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[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
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[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
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[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
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[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
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[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
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[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
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[1220] 13: I need a double now
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[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
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[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
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[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
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[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
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[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
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[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
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[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
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[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
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Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
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[1210] 30: I don t understand women
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[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
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[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
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[1207] 27: What are you watching?
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[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
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[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
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[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
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[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
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[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
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[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
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[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
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[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
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[1198] 10: Good morning class
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[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
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[1196] 8: I
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[1195] 7: I do believe I
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[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
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[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
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[1192] 2: This news report says ...
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[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
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Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
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[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
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[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
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[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
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[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
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[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
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[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
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[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
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[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
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[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
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[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
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[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
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[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
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[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
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[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
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[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
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[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
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[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
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[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
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[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
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Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
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[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
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[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
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[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
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[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
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[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
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[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
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[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
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[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
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[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
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[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
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[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
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[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
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[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
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[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
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[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
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Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
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[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
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[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
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[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
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[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
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[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
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[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
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[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
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[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
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[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
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Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
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[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
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[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
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[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
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[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
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[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
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[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
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[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
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[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
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[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
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[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
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[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
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[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
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[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
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[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
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[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
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[1128] 8: Ooo, he
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[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
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[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
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[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
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[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
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[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
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[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
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[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
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May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
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[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
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[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
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[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
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[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
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[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
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[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
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[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
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[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
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[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
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[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
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[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
5319 5615
[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
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[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
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[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
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[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
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[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
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[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
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[1102] 1: I know it s election time
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Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
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[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
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[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
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[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
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[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
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[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
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[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
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[1094] 8: What s going on here?
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[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
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[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
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[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
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[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
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[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
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[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
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[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
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Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
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[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
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[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
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[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
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[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
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[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
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[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
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[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
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[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
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[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
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[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
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[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
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[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
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[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
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[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
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[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
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[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
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[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
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[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
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[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
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[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
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[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
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[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
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Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
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[1062] 19: You look hung-over
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[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
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[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
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[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
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[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
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[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
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[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
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[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
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[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
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[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
5210 4277
[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
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[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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