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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
13712 Current Rating: 13712 + 17816 = 31528 votesCurrent Rating: 13712 + 17816 = 31528 votes 17816

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
10011 Current Rating: 10011 + 9983 = 19994 votesCurrent Rating: 10011 + 9983 = 19994 votes 9983

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
10731 Current Rating: 10731 + 10907 = 21638 votesCurrent Rating: 10731 + 10907 = 21638 votes 10907

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
19629 Current Rating: 19629 + 21676 = 41305 votesCurrent Rating: 19629 + 21676 = 41305 votes 21676

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
9247 Current Rating: 9247 + 9225 = 18472 votesCurrent Rating: 9247 + 9225 = 18472 votes 9225

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
27939 Current Rating: 27939 + 32186 = 60125 votesCurrent Rating: 27939 + 32186 = 60125 votes 32186

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
8942 Current Rating: 8942 + 10893 = 19835 votesCurrent Rating: 8942 + 10893 = 19835 votes 10893

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
10040 Current Rating: 10040 + 10068 = 20108 votesCurrent Rating: 10040 + 10068 = 20108 votes 10068

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
9787 Current Rating: 9787 + 11695 = 21482 votesCurrent Rating: 9787 + 11695 = 21482 votes 11695

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
10042 Current Rating: 10042 + 10077 = 20119 votesCurrent Rating: 10042 + 10077 = 20119 votes 10077

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
8911 Current Rating: 8911 + 7845 = 16756 votesCurrent Rating: 8911 + 7845 = 16756 votes 7845

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
12769 Current Rating: 12769 + 13160 = 25929 votesCurrent Rating: 12769 + 13160 = 25929 votes 13160


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
9195 Current Rating: 9195 + 11214 = 20409 votesCurrent Rating: 9195 + 11214 = 20409 votes 11214

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
8504 Current Rating: 8504 + 10394 = 18898 votesCurrent Rating: 8504 + 10394 = 18898 votes 10394

[1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on
8399 Current Rating: 8399 + 8184 = 16583 votesCurrent Rating: 8399 + 8184 = 16583 votes 8184

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
10492 Current Rating: 10492 + 10473 = 20965 votesCurrent Rating: 10492 + 10473 = 20965 votes 10473

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
8716 Current Rating: 8716 + 10404 = 19120 votesCurrent Rating: 8716 + 10404 = 19120 votes 10404

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
7596 Current Rating: 7596 + 9048 = 16644 votesCurrent Rating: 7596 + 9048 = 16644 votes 9048

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
10872 Current Rating: 10872 + 11661 = 22533 votesCurrent Rating: 10872 + 11661 = 22533 votes 11661

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
8845 Current Rating: 8845 + 8663 = 17508 votesCurrent Rating: 8845 + 8663 = 17508 votes 8663

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
8850 Current Rating: 8850 + 8116 = 16966 votesCurrent Rating: 8850 + 8116 = 16966 votes 8116

[1220] 13: I need a double now
8205 Current Rating: 8205 + 9904 = 18109 votesCurrent Rating: 8205 + 9904 = 18109 votes 9904

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
8449 Current Rating: 8449 + 7134 = 15583 votesCurrent Rating: 8449 + 7134 = 15583 votes 7134

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
9289 Current Rating: 9289 + 9491 = 18780 votesCurrent Rating: 9289 + 9491 = 18780 votes 9491

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
13335 Current Rating: 13335 + 13907 = 27242 votesCurrent Rating: 13335 + 13907 = 27242 votes 13907

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
9867 Current Rating: 9867 + 8886 = 18753 votesCurrent Rating: 9867 + 8886 = 18753 votes 8886

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
11383 Current Rating: 11383 + 10947 = 22330 votesCurrent Rating: 11383 + 10947 = 22330 votes 10947

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
9961 Current Rating: 9961 + 11313 = 21274 votesCurrent Rating: 9961 + 11313 = 21274 votes 11313

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
9926 Current Rating: 9926 + 12132 = 22058 votesCurrent Rating: 9926 + 12132 = 22058 votes 12132

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
11034 Current Rating: 11034 + 10240 = 21274 votesCurrent Rating: 11034 + 10240 = 21274 votes 10240


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
22827 Current Rating: 22827 + 23134 = 45961 votesCurrent Rating: 22827 + 23134 = 45961 votes 23134

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
11308 Current Rating: 11308 + 11658 = 22966 votesCurrent Rating: 11308 + 11658 = 22966 votes 11658

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
11582 Current Rating: 11582 + 11365 = 22947 votesCurrent Rating: 11582 + 11365 = 22947 votes 11365

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
17827 Current Rating: 17827 + 19606 = 37433 votesCurrent Rating: 17827 + 19606 = 37433 votes 19606

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
11407 Current Rating: 11407 + 14970 = 26377 votesCurrent Rating: 11407 + 14970 = 26377 votes 14970

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
10037 Current Rating: 10037 + 9072 = 19109 votesCurrent Rating: 10037 + 9072 = 19109 votes 9072

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
20178 Current Rating: 20178 + 21145 = 41323 votesCurrent Rating: 20178 + 21145 = 41323 votes 21145

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
10258 Current Rating: 10258 + 10118 = 20376 votesCurrent Rating: 10258 + 10118 = 20376 votes 10118

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
12213 Current Rating: 12213 + 11093 = 23306 votesCurrent Rating: 12213 + 11093 = 23306 votes 11093

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
11160 Current Rating: 11160 + 14242 = 25402 votesCurrent Rating: 11160 + 14242 = 25402 votes 14242

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
9554 Current Rating: 9554 + 8551 = 18105 votesCurrent Rating: 9554 + 8551 = 18105 votes 8551

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
7660 Current Rating: 7660 + 6410 = 14070 votesCurrent Rating: 7660 + 6410 = 14070 votes 6410

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
8591 Current Rating: 8591 + 7571 = 16162 votesCurrent Rating: 8591 + 7571 = 16162 votes 7571

[1198] 10: Good morning class
11745 Current Rating: 11745 + 10701 = 22446 votesCurrent Rating: 11745 + 10701 = 22446 votes 10701

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
11906 Current Rating: 11906 + 11707 = 23613 votesCurrent Rating: 11906 + 11707 = 23613 votes 11707

[1196] 8: I
10087 Current Rating: 10087 + 9873 = 19960 votesCurrent Rating: 10087 + 9873 = 19960 votes 9873

[1195] 7: I do believe I
12970 Current Rating: 12970 + 13586 = 26556 votesCurrent Rating: 12970 + 13586 = 26556 votes 13586

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
10175 Current Rating: 10175 + 9297 = 19472 votesCurrent Rating: 10175 + 9297 = 19472 votes 9297

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
12046 Current Rating: 12046 + 13674 = 25720 votesCurrent Rating: 12046 + 13674 = 25720 votes 13674

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
11666 Current Rating: 11666 + 8444 = 20110 votesCurrent Rating: 11666 + 8444 = 20110 votes 8444

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
22270 Current Rating: 22270 + 21627 = 43897 votesCurrent Rating: 22270 + 21627 = 43897 votes 21627


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
16556 Current Rating: 16556 + 10172 = 26728 votesCurrent Rating: 16556 + 10172 = 26728 votes 10172

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
27969 Current Rating: 27969 + 25266 = 53235 votesCurrent Rating: 27969 + 25266 = 53235 votes 25266

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
16023 Current Rating: 16023 + 16665 = 32688 votesCurrent Rating: 16023 + 16665 = 32688 votes 16665

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
14700 Current Rating: 14700 + 10628 = 25328 votesCurrent Rating: 14700 + 10628 = 25328 votes 10628

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
21484 Current Rating: 21484 + 16205 = 37689 votesCurrent Rating: 21484 + 16205 = 37689 votes 16205

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
16444 Current Rating: 16444 + 12758 = 29202 votesCurrent Rating: 16444 + 12758 = 29202 votes 12758

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
10578 Current Rating: 10578 + 8364 = 18942 votesCurrent Rating: 10578 + 8364 = 18942 votes 8364

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
10129 Current Rating: 10129 + 7629 = 17758 votesCurrent Rating: 10129 + 7629 = 17758 votes 7629

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
9344 Current Rating: 9344 + 8171 = 17515 votesCurrent Rating: 9344 + 8171 = 17515 votes 8171

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
13029 Current Rating: 13029 + 15793 = 28822 votesCurrent Rating: 13029 + 15793 = 28822 votes 15793

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
8184 Current Rating: 8184 + 7327 = 15511 votesCurrent Rating: 8184 + 7327 = 15511 votes 7327

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
9358 Current Rating: 9358 + 8384 = 17742 votesCurrent Rating: 9358 + 8384 = 17742 votes 8384

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
9336 Current Rating: 9336 + 8947 = 18283 votesCurrent Rating: 9336 + 8947 = 18283 votes 8947

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
8416 Current Rating: 8416 + 9981 = 18397 votesCurrent Rating: 8416 + 9981 = 18397 votes 9981

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
10428 Current Rating: 10428 + 9082 = 19510 votesCurrent Rating: 10428 + 9082 = 19510 votes 9082

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
10740 Current Rating: 10740 + 11114 = 21854 votesCurrent Rating: 10740 + 11114 = 21854 votes 11114

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
8799 Current Rating: 8799 + 7718 = 16517 votesCurrent Rating: 8799 + 7718 = 16517 votes 7718

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
10101 Current Rating: 10101 + 8344 = 18445 votesCurrent Rating: 10101 + 8344 = 18445 votes 8344

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
9029 Current Rating: 9029 + 8007 = 17036 votesCurrent Rating: 9029 + 8007 = 17036 votes 8007

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
9644 Current Rating: 9644 + 7842 = 17486 votesCurrent Rating: 9644 + 7842 = 17486 votes 7842


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
11872 Current Rating: 11872 + 9445 = 21317 votesCurrent Rating: 11872 + 9445 = 21317 votes 9445

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
14120 Current Rating: 14120 + 8091 = 22211 votesCurrent Rating: 14120 + 8091 = 22211 votes 8091

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
21239 Current Rating: 21239 + 12980 = 34219 votesCurrent Rating: 21239 + 12980 = 34219 votes 12980

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
15059 Current Rating: 15059 + 10634 = 25693 votesCurrent Rating: 15059 + 10634 = 25693 votes 10634

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
11861 Current Rating: 11861 + 7992 = 19853 votesCurrent Rating: 11861 + 7992 = 19853 votes 7992

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
10547 Current Rating: 10547 + 8686 = 19233 votesCurrent Rating: 10547 + 8686 = 19233 votes 8686

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
9256 Current Rating: 9256 + 8034 = 17290 votesCurrent Rating: 9256 + 8034 = 17290 votes 8034

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
7710 Current Rating: 7710 + 6464 = 14174 votesCurrent Rating: 7710 + 6464 = 14174 votes 6464

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
13213 Current Rating: 13213 + 13264 = 26477 votesCurrent Rating: 13213 + 13264 = 26477 votes 13264

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
9489 Current Rating: 9489 + 8692 = 18181 votesCurrent Rating: 9489 + 8692 = 18181 votes 8692

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
8543 Current Rating: 8543 + 7795 = 16338 votesCurrent Rating: 8543 + 7795 = 16338 votes 7795

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
7635 Current Rating: 7635 + 6976 = 14611 votesCurrent Rating: 7635 + 6976 = 14611 votes 6976

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
7834 Current Rating: 7834 + 6619 = 14453 votesCurrent Rating: 7834 + 6619 = 14453 votes 6619

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
11661 Current Rating: 11661 + 14388 = 26049 votesCurrent Rating: 11661 + 14388 = 26049 votes 14388

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
8583 Current Rating: 8583 + 8175 = 16758 votesCurrent Rating: 8583 + 8175 = 16758 votes 8175

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
10471 Current Rating: 10471 + 12764 = 23235 votesCurrent Rating: 10471 + 12764 = 23235 votes 12764


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
10624 Current Rating: 10624 + 9829 = 20453 votesCurrent Rating: 10624 + 9829 = 20453 votes 9829

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
10484 Current Rating: 10484 + 12758 = 23242 votesCurrent Rating: 10484 + 12758 = 23242 votes 12758

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
17869 Current Rating: 17869 + 18949 = 36818 votesCurrent Rating: 17869 + 18949 = 36818 votes 18949

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
10518 Current Rating: 10518 + 11011 = 21529 votesCurrent Rating: 10518 + 11011 = 21529 votes 11011

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
9361 Current Rating: 9361 + 8521 = 17882 votesCurrent Rating: 9361 + 8521 = 17882 votes 8521

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again …
10475 Current Rating: 10475 + 12187 = 22662 votesCurrent Rating: 10475 + 12187 = 22662 votes 12187

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
10771 Current Rating: 10771 + 9584 = 20355 votesCurrent Rating: 10771 + 9584 = 20355 votes 9584

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight …
8657 Current Rating: 8657 + 8847 = 17504 votesCurrent Rating: 8657 + 8847 = 17504 votes 8847

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
34550 Current Rating: 34550 + 44462 = 79012 votesCurrent Rating: 34550 + 44462 = 79012 votes 44462

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
8044 Current Rating: 8044 + 6854 = 14898 votesCurrent Rating: 8044 + 6854 = 14898 votes 6854


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
11129 Current Rating: 11129 + 14726 = 25855 votesCurrent Rating: 11129 + 14726 = 25855 votes 14726

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
9910 Current Rating: 9910 + 9825 = 19735 votesCurrent Rating: 9910 + 9825 = 19735 votes 9825

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
8196 Current Rating: 8196 + 9903 = 18099 votesCurrent Rating: 8196 + 9903 = 18099 votes 9903

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
8251 Current Rating: 8251 + 7328 = 15579 votesCurrent Rating: 8251 + 7328 = 15579 votes 7328

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
8670 Current Rating: 8670 + 7766 = 16436 votesCurrent Rating: 8670 + 7766 = 16436 votes 7766

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
10648 Current Rating: 10648 + 10230 = 20878 votesCurrent Rating: 10648 + 10230 = 20878 votes 10230

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
7655 Current Rating: 7655 + 10424 = 18079 votesCurrent Rating: 7655 + 10424 = 18079 votes 10424

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
48836 Current Rating: 48836 + 51873 = 100709 votesCurrent Rating: 48836 + 51873 = 100709 votes 51873

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
14814 Current Rating: 14814 + 15784 = 30598 votesCurrent Rating: 14814 + 15784 = 30598 votes 15784

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
15941 Current Rating: 15941 + 19124 = 35065 votesCurrent Rating: 15941 + 19124 = 35065 votes 19124

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
11681 Current Rating: 11681 + 11213 = 22894 votesCurrent Rating: 11681 + 11213 = 22894 votes 11213

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
10762 Current Rating: 10762 + 10305 = 21067 votesCurrent Rating: 10762 + 10305 = 21067 votes 10305

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
16644 Current Rating: 16644 + 18600 = 35244 votesCurrent Rating: 16644 + 18600 = 35244 votes 18600

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
10729 Current Rating: 10729 + 12474 = 23203 votesCurrent Rating: 10729 + 12474 = 23203 votes 12474

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
12555 Current Rating: 12555 + 13238 = 25793 votesCurrent Rating: 12555 + 13238 = 25793 votes 13238

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
10700 Current Rating: 10700 + 10021 = 20721 votesCurrent Rating: 10700 + 10021 = 20721 votes 10021

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
10641 Current Rating: 10641 + 12535 = 23176 votesCurrent Rating: 10641 + 12535 = 23176 votes 12535

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
11238 Current Rating: 11238 + 10632 = 21870 votesCurrent Rating: 11238 + 10632 = 21870 votes 10632

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
7996 Current Rating: 7996 + 7472 = 15468 votesCurrent Rating: 7996 + 7472 = 15468 votes 7472

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
10173 Current Rating: 10173 + 10920 = 21093 votesCurrent Rating: 10173 + 10920 = 21093 votes 10920

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
10202 Current Rating: 10202 + 11986 = 22188 votesCurrent Rating: 10202 + 11986 = 22188 votes 11986

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
11870 Current Rating: 11870 + 11280 = 23150 votesCurrent Rating: 11870 + 11280 = 23150 votes 11280

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
8789 Current Rating: 8789 + 7850 = 16639 votesCurrent Rating: 8789 + 7850 = 16639 votes 7850

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
11731 Current Rating: 11731 + 13147 = 24878 votesCurrent Rating: 11731 + 13147 = 24878 votes 13147


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
9638 Current Rating: 9638 + 8796 = 18434 votesCurrent Rating: 9638 + 8796 = 18434 votes 8796

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
11196 Current Rating: 11196 + 9969 = 21165 votesCurrent Rating: 11196 + 9969 = 21165 votes 9969

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
10067 Current Rating: 10067 + 10749 = 20816 votesCurrent Rating: 10067 + 10749 = 20816 votes 10749

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
9557 Current Rating: 9557 + 8792 = 18349 votesCurrent Rating: 9557 + 8792 = 18349 votes 8792

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
8474 Current Rating: 8474 + 8292 = 16766 votesCurrent Rating: 8474 + 8292 = 16766 votes 8292

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
10171 Current Rating: 10171 + 11440 = 21611 votesCurrent Rating: 10171 + 11440 = 21611 votes 11440

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
8763 Current Rating: 8763 + 10560 = 19323 votesCurrent Rating: 8763 + 10560 = 19323 votes 10560

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
8238 Current Rating: 8238 + 10187 = 18425 votesCurrent Rating: 8238 + 10187 = 18425 votes 10187

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
10417 Current Rating: 10417 + 9963 = 20380 votesCurrent Rating: 10417 + 9963 = 20380 votes 9963

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
8600 Current Rating: 8600 + 7595 = 16195 votesCurrent Rating: 8600 + 7595 = 16195 votes 7595

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
11416 Current Rating: 11416 + 10890 = 22306 votesCurrent Rating: 11416 + 10890 = 22306 votes 10890

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
10082 Current Rating: 10082 + 10310 = 20392 votesCurrent Rating: 10082 + 10310 = 20392 votes 10310

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
9293 Current Rating: 9293 + 9104 = 18397 votesCurrent Rating: 9293 + 9104 = 18397 votes 9104

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
8180 Current Rating: 8180 + 9889 = 18069 votesCurrent Rating: 8180 + 9889 = 18069 votes 9889

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
11155 Current Rating: 11155 + 10470 = 21625 votesCurrent Rating: 11155 + 10470 = 21625 votes 10470

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
13415 Current Rating: 13415 + 13274 = 26689 votesCurrent Rating: 13415 + 13274 = 26689 votes 13274

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
7863 Current Rating: 7863 + 6901 = 14764 votesCurrent Rating: 7863 + 6901 = 14764 votes 6901

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
7867 Current Rating: 7867 + 7213 = 15080 votesCurrent Rating: 7867 + 7213 = 15080 votes 7213

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
13240 Current Rating: 13240 + 12514 = 25754 votesCurrent Rating: 13240 + 12514 = 25754 votes 12514


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
7744 Current Rating: 7744 + 6455 = 14199 votesCurrent Rating: 7744 + 6455 = 14199 votes 6455

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
9149 Current Rating: 9149 + 10154 = 19303 votesCurrent Rating: 9149 + 10154 = 19303 votes 10154

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
14063 Current Rating: 14063 + 16523 = 30586 votesCurrent Rating: 14063 + 16523 = 30586 votes 16523

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
8293 Current Rating: 8293 + 7694 = 15987 votesCurrent Rating: 8293 + 7694 = 15987 votes 7694

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
10005 Current Rating: 10005 + 9220 = 19225 votesCurrent Rating: 10005 + 9220 = 19225 votes 9220

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
8094 Current Rating: 8094 + 9743 = 17837 votesCurrent Rating: 8094 + 9743 = 17837 votes 9743

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
10207 Current Rating: 10207 + 10666 = 20873 votesCurrent Rating: 10207 + 10666 = 20873 votes 10666

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
8330 Current Rating: 8330 + 9389 = 17719 votesCurrent Rating: 8330 + 9389 = 17719 votes 9389

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
8313 Current Rating: 8313 + 7609 = 15922 votesCurrent Rating: 8313 + 7609 = 15922 votes 7609

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
8136 Current Rating: 8136 + 7888 = 16024 votesCurrent Rating: 8136 + 7888 = 16024 votes 7888

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
15952 Current Rating: 15952 + 16074 = 32026 votesCurrent Rating: 15952 + 16074 = 32026 votes 16074

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
9140 Current Rating: 9140 + 8893 = 18033 votesCurrent Rating: 9140 + 8893 = 18033 votes 8893

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
8768 Current Rating: 8768 + 8039 = 16807 votesCurrent Rating: 8768 + 8039 = 16807 votes 8039

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
11405 Current Rating: 11405 + 11253 = 22658 votesCurrent Rating: 11405 + 11253 = 22658 votes 11253

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
9745 Current Rating: 9745 + 8889 = 18634 votesCurrent Rating: 9745 + 8889 = 18634 votes 8889


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
8613 Current Rating: 8613 + 7709 = 16322 votesCurrent Rating: 8613 + 7709 = 16322 votes 7709

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
9574 Current Rating: 9574 + 8747 = 18321 votesCurrent Rating: 9574 + 8747 = 18321 votes 8747

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
8353 Current Rating: 8353 + 7531 = 15884 votesCurrent Rating: 8353 + 7531 = 15884 votes 7531

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
10885 Current Rating: 10885 + 14966 = 25851 votesCurrent Rating: 10885 + 14966 = 25851 votes 14966

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
11232 Current Rating: 11232 + 10833 = 22065 votesCurrent Rating: 11232 + 10833 = 22065 votes 10833

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
13984 Current Rating: 13984 + 15653 = 29637 votesCurrent Rating: 13984 + 15653 = 29637 votes 15653

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
16425 Current Rating: 16425 + 15789 = 32214 votesCurrent Rating: 16425 + 15789 = 32214 votes 15789

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
9639 Current Rating: 9639 + 8786 = 18425 votesCurrent Rating: 9639 + 8786 = 18425 votes 8786

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
21355 Current Rating: 21355 + 22307 = 43662 votesCurrent Rating: 21355 + 22307 = 43662 votes 22307

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
9302 Current Rating: 9302 + 8537 = 17839 votesCurrent Rating: 9302 + 8537 = 17839 votes 8537

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
7840 Current Rating: 7840 + 6802 = 14642 votesCurrent Rating: 7840 + 6802 = 14642 votes 6802

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
9002 Current Rating: 9002 + 8405 = 17407 votesCurrent Rating: 9002 + 8405 = 17407 votes 8405

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
8044 Current Rating: 8044 + 6913 = 14957 votesCurrent Rating: 8044 + 6913 = 14957 votes 6913

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
8545 Current Rating: 8545 + 9504 = 18049 votesCurrent Rating: 8545 + 9504 = 18049 votes 9504

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
8059 Current Rating: 8059 + 7478 = 15537 votesCurrent Rating: 8059 + 7478 = 15537 votes 7478

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
10211 Current Rating: 10211 + 12778 = 22989 votesCurrent Rating: 10211 + 12778 = 22989 votes 12778

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
9821 Current Rating: 9821 + 11850 = 21671 votesCurrent Rating: 9821 + 11850 = 21671 votes 11850

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
10142 Current Rating: 10142 + 10540 = 20682 votesCurrent Rating: 10142 + 10540 = 20682 votes 10540

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
20251 Current Rating: 20251 + 19239 = 39490 votesCurrent Rating: 20251 + 19239 = 39490 votes 19239

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
12848 Current Rating: 12848 + 13620 = 26468 votesCurrent Rating: 12848 + 13620 = 26468 votes 13620

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
13010 Current Rating: 13010 + 13878 = 26888 votesCurrent Rating: 13010 + 13878 = 26888 votes 13878

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
10130 Current Rating: 10130 + 11470 = 21600 votesCurrent Rating: 10130 + 11470 = 21600 votes 11470

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
9112 Current Rating: 9112 + 8298 = 17410 votesCurrent Rating: 9112 + 8298 = 17410 votes 8298


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
10352 Current Rating: 10352 + 11244 = 21596 votesCurrent Rating: 10352 + 11244 = 21596 votes 11244

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
10601 Current Rating: 10601 + 13202 = 23803 votesCurrent Rating: 10601 + 13202 = 23803 votes 13202

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
11752 Current Rating: 11752 + 13152 = 24904 votesCurrent Rating: 11752 + 13152 = 24904 votes 13152

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
20337 Current Rating: 20337 + 22770 = 43107 votesCurrent Rating: 20337 + 22770 = 43107 votes 22770

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
10466 Current Rating: 10466 + 11693 = 22159 votesCurrent Rating: 10466 + 11693 = 22159 votes 11693

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
9438 Current Rating: 9438 + 8617 = 18055 votesCurrent Rating: 9438 + 8617 = 18055 votes 8617

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
9099 Current Rating: 9099 + 8249 = 17348 votesCurrent Rating: 9099 + 8249 = 17348 votes 8249

[1056] 13: I won t be long
11289 Current Rating: 11289 + 15307 = 26596 votesCurrent Rating: 11289 + 15307 = 26596 votes 15307

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
11881 Current Rating: 11881 + 12799 = 24680 votesCurrent Rating: 11881 + 12799 = 24680 votes 12799

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
11172 Current Rating: 11172 + 10464 = 21636 votesCurrent Rating: 11172 + 10464 = 21636 votes 10464

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
9428 Current Rating: 9428 + 9381 = 18809 votesCurrent Rating: 9428 + 9381 = 18809 votes 9381

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
9292 Current Rating: 9292 + 11139 = 20431 votesCurrent Rating: 9292 + 11139 = 20431 votes 11139

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
10043 Current Rating: 10043 + 9258 = 19301 votesCurrent Rating: 10043 + 9258 = 19301 votes 9258

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
8696 Current Rating: 8696 + 10562 = 19258 votesCurrent Rating: 8696 + 10562 = 19258 votes 10562

[1049] 6: Then she said
38234 Current Rating: 38234 + 40309 = 78543 votesCurrent Rating: 38234 + 40309 = 78543 votes 40309

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
8659 Current Rating: 8659 + 10846 = 19505 votesCurrent Rating: 8659 + 10846 = 19505 votes 10846

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
12514 Current Rating: 12514 + 11429 = 23943 votesCurrent Rating: 12514 + 11429 = 23943 votes 11429

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through …
9090 Current Rating: 9090 + 8310 = 17400 votesCurrent Rating: 9090 + 8310 = 17400 votes 8310

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
8487 Current Rating: 8487 + 7825 = 16312 votesCurrent Rating: 8487 + 7825 = 16312 votes 7825

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
9184 Current Rating: 9184 + 10806 = 19990 votesCurrent Rating: 9184 + 10806 = 19990 votes 10806


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
9393 Current Rating: 9393 + 8454 = 17847 votesCurrent Rating: 9393 + 8454 = 17847 votes 8454

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
12145 Current Rating: 12145 + 14189 = 26334 votesCurrent Rating: 12145 + 14189 = 26334 votes 14189

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
9914 Current Rating: 9914 + 8768 = 18682 votesCurrent Rating: 9914 + 8768 = 18682 votes 8768

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
13943 Current Rating: 13943 + 14875 = 28818 votesCurrent Rating: 13943 + 14875 = 28818 votes 14875

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
12657 Current Rating: 12657 + 9447 = 22104 votesCurrent Rating: 12657 + 9447 = 22104 votes 9447

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
14439 Current Rating: 14439 + 12473 = 26912 votesCurrent Rating: 14439 + 12473 = 26912 votes 12473

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
27937 Current Rating: 27937 + 20147 = 48084 votesCurrent Rating: 27937 + 20147 = 48084 votes 20147

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
30702 Current Rating: 30702 + 29214 = 59916 votesCurrent Rating: 30702 + 29214 = 59916 votes 29214

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
14350 Current Rating: 14350 + 14544 = 28894 votesCurrent Rating: 14350 + 14544 = 28894 votes 14544

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
13957 Current Rating: 13957 + 12492 = 26449 votesCurrent Rating: 13957 + 12492 = 26449 votes 12492

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
18463 Current Rating: 18463 + 16511 = 34974 votesCurrent Rating: 18463 + 16511 = 34974 votes 16511

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
28232 Current Rating: 28232 + 46239 = 74471 votesCurrent Rating: 28232 + 46239 = 74471 votes 46239

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
31693 Current Rating: 31693 + 32469 = 64162 votesCurrent Rating: 31693 + 32469 = 64162 votes 32469

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
10089 Current Rating: 10089 + 11040 = 21129 votesCurrent Rating: 10089 + 11040 = 21129 votes 11040

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
8861 Current Rating: 8861 + 10607 = 19468 votesCurrent Rating: 8861 + 10607 = 19468 votes 10607

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
9579 Current Rating: 9579 + 10616 = 20195 votesCurrent Rating: 9579 + 10616 = 20195 votes 10616

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
9722 Current Rating: 9722 + 8699 = 18421 votesCurrent Rating: 9722 + 8699 = 18421 votes 8699

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
8831 Current Rating: 8831 + 7969 = 16800 votesCurrent Rating: 8831 + 7969 = 16800 votes 7969






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