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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
8150 Current Rating: 8150 + 8833 = 16983 votesCurrent Rating: 8150 + 8833 = 16983 votes 8833

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
4700 Current Rating: 4700 + 4710 = 9410 votesCurrent Rating: 4700 + 4710 = 9410 votes 4710

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
5571 Current Rating: 5571 + 5115 = 10686 votesCurrent Rating: 5571 + 5115 = 10686 votes 5115

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
4774 Current Rating: 4774 + 6668 = 11442 votesCurrent Rating: 4774 + 6668 = 11442 votes 6668

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
4892 Current Rating: 4892 + 4940 = 9832 votesCurrent Rating: 4892 + 4940 = 9832 votes 4940

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
6035 Current Rating: 6035 + 5373 = 11408 votesCurrent Rating: 6035 + 5373 = 11408 votes 5373

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
4910 Current Rating: 4910 + 6764 = 11674 votesCurrent Rating: 4910 + 6764 = 11674 votes 6764

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
4929 Current Rating: 4929 + 3995 = 8924 votesCurrent Rating: 4929 + 3995 = 8924 votes 3995

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
5094 Current Rating: 5094 + 7016 = 12110 votesCurrent Rating: 5094 + 7016 = 12110 votes 7016

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
4601 Current Rating: 4601 + 4578 = 9179 votesCurrent Rating: 4601 + 4578 = 9179 votes 4578

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
4844 Current Rating: 4844 + 3934 = 8778 votesCurrent Rating: 4844 + 3934 = 8778 votes 3934

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
6744 Current Rating: 6744 + 6005 = 12749 votesCurrent Rating: 6744 + 6005 = 12749 votes 6005


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
4807 Current Rating: 4807 + 6587 = 11394 votesCurrent Rating: 4807 + 6587 = 11394 votes 6587

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
4263 Current Rating: 4263 + 6158 = 10421 votesCurrent Rating: 4263 + 6158 = 10421 votes 6158

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 3148 = 7284 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 3148 = 7284 votes 3148

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
5578 Current Rating: 5578 + 4560 = 10138 votesCurrent Rating: 5578 + 4560 = 10138 votes 4560

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
4319 Current Rating: 4319 + 6175 = 10494 votesCurrent Rating: 4319 + 6175 = 10494 votes 6175

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
4258 Current Rating: 4258 + 5914 = 10172 votesCurrent Rating: 4258 + 5914 = 10172 votes 5914

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
4956 Current Rating: 4956 + 5746 = 10702 votesCurrent Rating: 4956 + 5746 = 10702 votes 5746

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
4530 Current Rating: 4530 + 4570 = 9100 votesCurrent Rating: 4530 + 4570 = 9100 votes 4570

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
4755 Current Rating: 4755 + 3829 = 8584 votesCurrent Rating: 4755 + 3829 = 8584 votes 3829

[1220] 13: I need a double now
4497 Current Rating: 4497 + 6335 = 10832 votesCurrent Rating: 4497 + 6335 = 10832 votes 6335

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
4193 Current Rating: 4193 + 3203 = 7396 votesCurrent Rating: 4193 + 3203 = 7396 votes 3203

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
5035 Current Rating: 5035 + 5264 = 10299 votesCurrent Rating: 5035 + 5264 = 10299 votes 5264

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
6813 Current Rating: 6813 + 6803 = 13616 votesCurrent Rating: 6813 + 6803 = 13616 votes 6803

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
5266 Current Rating: 5266 + 4252 = 9518 votesCurrent Rating: 5266 + 4252 = 9518 votes 4252

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 4215 = 9102 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 4215 = 9102 votes 4215

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
4661 Current Rating: 4661 + 3658 = 8319 votesCurrent Rating: 4661 + 3658 = 8319 votes 3658

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
6009 Current Rating: 6009 + 8122 = 14131 votesCurrent Rating: 6009 + 8122 = 14131 votes 8122

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
5484 Current Rating: 5484 + 4740 = 10224 votesCurrent Rating: 5484 + 4740 = 10224 votes 4740


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
4762 Current Rating: 4762 + 4029 = 8791 votesCurrent Rating: 4762 + 4029 = 8791 votes 4029

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
5895 Current Rating: 5895 + 6113 = 12008 votesCurrent Rating: 5895 + 6113 = 12008 votes 6113

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
5733 Current Rating: 5733 + 5232 = 10965 votesCurrent Rating: 5733 + 5232 = 10965 votes 5232

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
12543 Current Rating: 12543 + 15043 = 27586 votesCurrent Rating: 12543 + 15043 = 27586 votes 15043

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
7108 Current Rating: 7108 + 10546 = 17654 votesCurrent Rating: 7108 + 10546 = 17654 votes 10546

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
5144 Current Rating: 5144 + 4305 = 9449 votesCurrent Rating: 5144 + 4305 = 9449 votes 4305

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
15571 Current Rating: 15571 + 17008 = 32579 votesCurrent Rating: 15571 + 17008 = 32579 votes 17008

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6965 Current Rating: 6965 + 6887 = 13852 votesCurrent Rating: 6965 + 6887 = 13852 votes 6887

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
5605 Current Rating: 5605 + 4528 = 10133 votesCurrent Rating: 5605 + 4528 = 10133 votes 4528

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
6604 Current Rating: 6604 + 9930 = 16534 votesCurrent Rating: 6604 + 9930 = 16534 votes 9930

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
5627 Current Rating: 5627 + 4636 = 10263 votesCurrent Rating: 5627 + 4636 = 10263 votes 4636

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
4418 Current Rating: 4418 + 3467 = 7885 votesCurrent Rating: 4418 + 3467 = 7885 votes 3467

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
4938 Current Rating: 4938 + 4043 = 8981 votesCurrent Rating: 4938 + 4043 = 8981 votes 4043

[1198] 10: Good morning class
5457 Current Rating: 5457 + 4699 = 10156 votesCurrent Rating: 5457 + 4699 = 10156 votes 4699

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
6752 Current Rating: 6752 + 5919 = 12671 votesCurrent Rating: 6752 + 5919 = 12671 votes 5919

[1196] 8: I
6335 Current Rating: 6335 + 6046 = 12381 votesCurrent Rating: 6335 + 6046 = 12381 votes 6046

[1195] 7: I do believe I
8368 Current Rating: 8368 + 8596 = 16964 votesCurrent Rating: 8368 + 8596 = 16964 votes 8596

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
4768 Current Rating: 4768 + 3894 = 8662 votesCurrent Rating: 4768 + 3894 = 8662 votes 3894

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
7558 Current Rating: 7558 + 7802 = 15360 votesCurrent Rating: 7558 + 7802 = 15360 votes 7802

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
5622 Current Rating: 5622 + 5341 = 10963 votesCurrent Rating: 5622 + 5341 = 10963 votes 5341

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
8232 Current Rating: 8232 + 7283 = 15515 votesCurrent Rating: 8232 + 7283 = 15515 votes 7283


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
5683 Current Rating: 5683 + 4635 = 10318 votesCurrent Rating: 5683 + 4635 = 10318 votes 4635

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
17057 Current Rating: 17057 + 18781 = 35838 votesCurrent Rating: 17057 + 18781 = 35838 votes 18781

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
11310 Current Rating: 11310 + 12250 = 23560 votesCurrent Rating: 11310 + 12250 = 23560 votes 12250

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
6151 Current Rating: 6151 + 5186 = 11337 votesCurrent Rating: 6151 + 5186 = 11337 votes 5186

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
5832 Current Rating: 5832 + 4977 = 10809 votesCurrent Rating: 5832 + 4977 = 10809 votes 4977

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
6263 Current Rating: 6263 + 7314 = 13577 votesCurrent Rating: 6263 + 7314 = 13577 votes 7314

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 4299 = 9186 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 4299 = 9186 votes 4299

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
4580 Current Rating: 4580 + 3522 = 8102 votesCurrent Rating: 4580 + 3522 = 8102 votes 3522

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
4674 Current Rating: 4674 + 3785 = 8459 votesCurrent Rating: 4674 + 3785 = 8459 votes 3785

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
6506 Current Rating: 6506 + 9138 = 15644 votesCurrent Rating: 6506 + 9138 = 15644 votes 9138

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
4099 Current Rating: 4099 + 3408 = 7507 votesCurrent Rating: 4099 + 3408 = 7507 votes 3408

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
5483 Current Rating: 5483 + 4541 = 10024 votesCurrent Rating: 5483 + 4541 = 10024 votes 4541

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
4834 Current Rating: 4834 + 4463 = 9297 votesCurrent Rating: 4834 + 4463 = 9297 votes 4463

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
4770 Current Rating: 4770 + 6556 = 11326 votesCurrent Rating: 4770 + 6556 = 11326 votes 6556

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
5015 Current Rating: 5015 + 4180 = 9195 votesCurrent Rating: 5015 + 4180 = 9195 votes 4180

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
5633 Current Rating: 5633 + 5849 = 11482 votesCurrent Rating: 5633 + 5849 = 11482 votes 5849

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
4702 Current Rating: 4702 + 3691 = 8393 votesCurrent Rating: 4702 + 3691 = 8393 votes 3691

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
5035 Current Rating: 5035 + 4264 = 9299 votesCurrent Rating: 5035 + 4264 = 9299 votes 4264

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
4888 Current Rating: 4888 + 3984 = 8872 votesCurrent Rating: 4888 + 3984 = 8872 votes 3984

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 4227 = 8311 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 4227 = 8311 votes 4227


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
5125 Current Rating: 5125 + 4380 = 9505 votesCurrent Rating: 5125 + 4380 = 9505 votes 4380

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
4765 Current Rating: 4765 + 3753 = 8518 votesCurrent Rating: 4765 + 3753 = 8518 votes 3753

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
5512 Current Rating: 5512 + 5463 = 10975 votesCurrent Rating: 5512 + 5463 = 10975 votes 5463

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
4879 Current Rating: 4879 + 4076 = 8955 votesCurrent Rating: 4879 + 4076 = 8955 votes 4076

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
4357 Current Rating: 4357 + 3487 = 7844 votesCurrent Rating: 4357 + 3487 = 7844 votes 3487

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
4510 Current Rating: 4510 + 3708 = 8218 votesCurrent Rating: 4510 + 3708 = 8218 votes 3708

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
4904 Current Rating: 4904 + 3904 = 8808 votesCurrent Rating: 4904 + 3904 = 8808 votes 3904

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
4195 Current Rating: 4195 + 3173 = 7368 votesCurrent Rating: 4195 + 3173 = 7368 votes 3173

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
4155 Current Rating: 4155 + 3205 = 7360 votesCurrent Rating: 4155 + 3205 = 7360 votes 3205

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
5467 Current Rating: 5467 + 4501 = 9968 votesCurrent Rating: 5467 + 4501 = 9968 votes 4501

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 4016 = 8622 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 4016 = 8622 votes 4016

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
4677 Current Rating: 4677 + 4018 = 8695 votesCurrent Rating: 4677 + 4018 = 8695 votes 4018

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
4399 Current Rating: 4399 + 3420 = 7819 votesCurrent Rating: 4399 + 3420 = 7819 votes 3420

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
7179 Current Rating: 7179 + 9797 = 16976 votesCurrent Rating: 7179 + 9797 = 16976 votes 9797

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
4822 Current Rating: 4822 + 4095 = 8917 votesCurrent Rating: 4822 + 4095 = 8917 votes 4095

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
6240 Current Rating: 6240 + 8273 = 14513 votesCurrent Rating: 6240 + 8273 = 14513 votes 8273


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
5755 Current Rating: 5755 + 5002 = 10757 votesCurrent Rating: 5755 + 5002 = 10757 votes 5002

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
5640 Current Rating: 5640 + 7425 = 13065 votesCurrent Rating: 5640 + 7425 = 13065 votes 7425

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
12573 Current Rating: 12573 + 14286 = 26859 votesCurrent Rating: 12573 + 14286 = 26859 votes 14286

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
7009 Current Rating: 7009 + 7400 = 14409 votesCurrent Rating: 7009 + 7400 = 14409 votes 7400

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
4694 Current Rating: 4694 + 3859 = 8553 votesCurrent Rating: 4694 + 3859 = 8553 votes 3859

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
5255 Current Rating: 5255 + 6851 = 12106 votesCurrent Rating: 5255 + 6851 = 12106 votes 6851

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
4713 Current Rating: 4713 + 3724 = 8437 votesCurrent Rating: 4713 + 3724 = 8437 votes 3724

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 4844 = 9429 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 4844 = 9429 votes 4844

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
5684 Current Rating: 5684 + 7425 = 13109 votesCurrent Rating: 5684 + 7425 = 13109 votes 7425

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
4182 Current Rating: 4182 + 3276 = 7458 votesCurrent Rating: 4182 + 3276 = 7458 votes 3276


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
5719 Current Rating: 5719 + 9298 = 15017 votesCurrent Rating: 5719 + 9298 = 15017 votes 9298

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
5185 Current Rating: 5185 + 5197 = 10382 votesCurrent Rating: 5185 + 5197 = 10382 votes 5197

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
4556 Current Rating: 4556 + 6299 = 10855 votesCurrent Rating: 4556 + 6299 = 10855 votes 6299

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 3773 = 8379 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 3773 = 8379 votes 3773

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
4466 Current Rating: 4466 + 3748 = 8214 votesCurrent Rating: 4466 + 3748 = 8214 votes 3748

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
6851 Current Rating: 6851 + 6416 = 13267 votesCurrent Rating: 6851 + 6416 = 13267 votes 6416

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
4661 Current Rating: 4661 + 7483 = 12144 votesCurrent Rating: 4661 + 7483 = 12144 votes 7483

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
12112 Current Rating: 12112 + 12414 = 24526 votesCurrent Rating: 12112 + 12414 = 24526 votes 12414

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
5482 Current Rating: 5482 + 5102 = 10584 votesCurrent Rating: 5482 + 5102 = 10584 votes 5102

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
6043 Current Rating: 6043 + 7580 = 13623 votesCurrent Rating: 6043 + 7580 = 13623 votes 7580

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
6191 Current Rating: 6191 + 5757 = 11948 votesCurrent Rating: 6191 + 5757 = 11948 votes 5757

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
6123 Current Rating: 6123 + 5298 = 11421 votesCurrent Rating: 6123 + 5298 = 11421 votes 5298

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
11250 Current Rating: 11250 + 13763 = 25013 votesCurrent Rating: 11250 + 13763 = 25013 votes 13763

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
5945 Current Rating: 5945 + 7671 = 13616 votesCurrent Rating: 5945 + 7671 = 13616 votes 7671

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
6496 Current Rating: 6496 + 7343 = 13839 votesCurrent Rating: 6496 + 7343 = 13839 votes 7343

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
4766 Current Rating: 4766 + 3971 = 8737 votesCurrent Rating: 4766 + 3971 = 8737 votes 3971

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
5384 Current Rating: 5384 + 7064 = 12448 votesCurrent Rating: 5384 + 7064 = 12448 votes 7064

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
5586 Current Rating: 5586 + 4967 = 10553 votesCurrent Rating: 5586 + 4967 = 10553 votes 4967

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
4623 Current Rating: 4623 + 4172 = 8795 votesCurrent Rating: 4623 + 4172 = 8795 votes 4172

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
5791 Current Rating: 5791 + 6611 = 12402 votesCurrent Rating: 5791 + 6611 = 12402 votes 6611

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
5658 Current Rating: 5658 + 7448 = 13106 votesCurrent Rating: 5658 + 7448 = 13106 votes 7448

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
4918 Current Rating: 4918 + 4008 = 8926 votesCurrent Rating: 4918 + 4008 = 8926 votes 4008

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
4484 Current Rating: 4484 + 3569 = 8053 votesCurrent Rating: 4484 + 3569 = 8053 votes 3569

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
7036 Current Rating: 7036 + 8240 = 15276 votesCurrent Rating: 7036 + 8240 = 15276 votes 8240


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
5070 Current Rating: 5070 + 4224 = 9294 votesCurrent Rating: 5070 + 4224 = 9294 votes 4224

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
5299 Current Rating: 5299 + 4931 = 10230 votesCurrent Rating: 5299 + 4931 = 10230 votes 4931

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
4659 Current Rating: 4659 + 5600 = 10259 votesCurrent Rating: 4659 + 5600 = 10259 votes 5600

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
4800 Current Rating: 4800 + 4117 = 8917 votesCurrent Rating: 4800 + 4117 = 8917 votes 4117

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 4481 = 8975 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 4481 = 8975 votes 4481

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
5738 Current Rating: 5738 + 7069 = 12807 votesCurrent Rating: 5738 + 7069 = 12807 votes 7069

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
5060 Current Rating: 5060 + 6748 = 11808 votesCurrent Rating: 5060 + 6748 = 11808 votes 6748

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
4808 Current Rating: 4808 + 6635 = 11443 votesCurrent Rating: 4808 + 6635 = 11443 votes 6635

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
4476 Current Rating: 4476 + 3792 = 8268 votesCurrent Rating: 4476 + 3792 = 8268 votes 3792

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
4281 Current Rating: 4281 + 3373 = 7654 votesCurrent Rating: 4281 + 3373 = 7654 votes 3373

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
7132 Current Rating: 7132 + 6581 = 13713 votesCurrent Rating: 7132 + 6581 = 13713 votes 6581

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
5319 Current Rating: 5319 + 5615 = 10934 votesCurrent Rating: 5319 + 5615 = 10934 votes 5615

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
4579 Current Rating: 4579 + 4273 = 8852 votesCurrent Rating: 4579 + 4273 = 8852 votes 4273

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
4607 Current Rating: 4607 + 6467 = 11074 votesCurrent Rating: 4607 + 6467 = 11074 votes 6467

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
4436 Current Rating: 4436 + 3521 = 7957 votesCurrent Rating: 4436 + 3521 = 7957 votes 3521

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
4718 Current Rating: 4718 + 3780 = 8498 votesCurrent Rating: 4718 + 3780 = 8498 votes 3780

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
4214 Current Rating: 4214 + 3380 = 7594 votesCurrent Rating: 4214 + 3380 = 7594 votes 3380

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
4513 Current Rating: 4513 + 3809 = 8322 votesCurrent Rating: 4513 + 3809 = 8322 votes 3809

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
4838 Current Rating: 4838 + 3980 = 8818 votesCurrent Rating: 4838 + 3980 = 8818 votes 3980


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
4258 Current Rating: 4258 + 3252 = 7510 votesCurrent Rating: 4258 + 3252 = 7510 votes 3252

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
4854 Current Rating: 4854 + 5838 = 10692 votesCurrent Rating: 4854 + 5838 = 10692 votes 5838

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
5174 Current Rating: 5174 + 4173 = 9347 votesCurrent Rating: 5174 + 4173 = 9347 votes 4173

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
4602 Current Rating: 4602 + 4135 = 8737 votesCurrent Rating: 4602 + 4135 = 8737 votes 4135

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
5411 Current Rating: 5411 + 4543 = 9954 votesCurrent Rating: 5411 + 4543 = 9954 votes 4543

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
4730 Current Rating: 4730 + 6530 = 11260 votesCurrent Rating: 4730 + 6530 = 11260 votes 6530

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
6344 Current Rating: 6344 + 6580 = 12924 votesCurrent Rating: 6344 + 6580 = 12924 votes 6580

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
4815 Current Rating: 4815 + 5724 = 10539 votesCurrent Rating: 4815 + 5724 = 10539 votes 5724

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
4153 Current Rating: 4153 + 3677 = 7830 votesCurrent Rating: 4153 + 3677 = 7830 votes 3677

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
5310 Current Rating: 5310 + 5063 = 10373 votesCurrent Rating: 5310 + 5063 = 10373 votes 5063

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
11921 Current Rating: 11921 + 12737 = 24658 votesCurrent Rating: 11921 + 12737 = 24658 votes 12737

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
4888 Current Rating: 4888 + 4585 = 9473 votesCurrent Rating: 4888 + 4585 = 9473 votes 4585

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
4777 Current Rating: 4777 + 4071 = 8848 votesCurrent Rating: 4777 + 4071 = 8848 votes 4071

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
5010 Current Rating: 5010 + 4116 = 9126 votesCurrent Rating: 5010 + 4116 = 9126 votes 4116

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
5289 Current Rating: 5289 + 4305 = 9594 votesCurrent Rating: 5289 + 4305 = 9594 votes 4305


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
4895 Current Rating: 4895 + 3947 = 8842 votesCurrent Rating: 4895 + 3947 = 8842 votes 3947

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
5047 Current Rating: 5047 + 4179 = 9226 votesCurrent Rating: 5047 + 4179 = 9226 votes 4179

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 3905 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 3905 = 8699 votes 3905

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
5715 Current Rating: 5715 + 9224 = 14939 votesCurrent Rating: 5715 + 9224 = 14939 votes 9224

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
6218 Current Rating: 6218 + 5661 = 11879 votesCurrent Rating: 6218 + 5661 = 11879 votes 5661

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
10262 Current Rating: 10262 + 12010 = 22272 votesCurrent Rating: 10262 + 12010 = 22272 votes 12010

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
6140 Current Rating: 6140 + 5276 = 11416 votesCurrent Rating: 6140 + 5276 = 11416 votes 5276

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
4889 Current Rating: 4889 + 3999 = 8888 votesCurrent Rating: 4889 + 3999 = 8888 votes 3999

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
17086 Current Rating: 17086 + 18650 = 35736 votesCurrent Rating: 17086 + 18650 = 35736 votes 18650

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
5477 Current Rating: 5477 + 4673 = 10150 votesCurrent Rating: 5477 + 4673 = 10150 votes 4673

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
3863 Current Rating: 3863 + 3215 = 7078 votesCurrent Rating: 3863 + 3215 = 7078 votes 3215

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
4719 Current Rating: 4719 + 4118 = 8837 votesCurrent Rating: 4719 + 4118 = 8837 votes 4118

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
4262 Current Rating: 4262 + 3474 = 7736 votesCurrent Rating: 4262 + 3474 = 7736 votes 3474

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
5384 Current Rating: 5384 + 6230 = 11614 votesCurrent Rating: 5384 + 6230 = 11614 votes 6230

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
4779 Current Rating: 4779 + 4153 = 8932 votesCurrent Rating: 4779 + 4153 = 8932 votes 4153

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
5470 Current Rating: 5470 + 7690 = 13160 votesCurrent Rating: 5470 + 7690 = 13160 votes 7690

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
5695 Current Rating: 5695 + 7690 = 13385 votesCurrent Rating: 5695 + 7690 = 13385 votes 7690

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
6302 Current Rating: 6302 + 6675 = 12977 votesCurrent Rating: 6302 + 6675 = 12977 votes 6675

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
13629 Current Rating: 13629 + 14776 = 28405 votesCurrent Rating: 13629 + 14776 = 28405 votes 14776

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
9621 Current Rating: 9621 + 10341 = 19962 votesCurrent Rating: 9621 + 10341 = 19962 votes 10341

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
7024 Current Rating: 7024 + 7062 = 14086 votesCurrent Rating: 7024 + 7062 = 14086 votes 7062

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
5839 Current Rating: 5839 + 7104 = 12943 votesCurrent Rating: 5839 + 7104 = 12943 votes 7104

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
5341 Current Rating: 5341 + 4535 = 9876 votesCurrent Rating: 5341 + 4535 = 9876 votes 4535


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
5211 Current Rating: 5211 + 5495 = 10706 votesCurrent Rating: 5211 + 5495 = 10706 votes 5495

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
4506 Current Rating: 4506 + 6256 = 10762 votesCurrent Rating: 4506 + 6256 = 10762 votes 6256

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
6685 Current Rating: 6685 + 7868 = 14553 votesCurrent Rating: 6685 + 7868 = 14553 votes 7868

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
15962 Current Rating: 15962 + 18860 = 34822 votesCurrent Rating: 15962 + 18860 = 34822 votes 18860

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
6595 Current Rating: 6595 + 7722 = 14317 votesCurrent Rating: 6595 + 7722 = 14317 votes 7722

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
5227 Current Rating: 5227 + 4266 = 9493 votesCurrent Rating: 5227 + 4266 = 9493 votes 4266

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
6251 Current Rating: 6251 + 8877 = 15128 votesCurrent Rating: 6251 + 8877 = 15128 votes 8877

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
7570 Current Rating: 7570 + 7726 = 15296 votesCurrent Rating: 7570 + 7726 = 15296 votes 7726

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
5425 Current Rating: 5425 + 4420 = 9845 votesCurrent Rating: 5425 + 4420 = 9845 votes 4420

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
5778 Current Rating: 5778 + 5778 = 11556 votesCurrent Rating: 5778 + 5778 = 11556 votes 5778

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
4755 Current Rating: 4755 + 6622 = 11377 votesCurrent Rating: 4755 + 6622 = 11377 votes 6622

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
5054 Current Rating: 5054 + 4248 = 9302 votesCurrent Rating: 5054 + 4248 = 9302 votes 4248

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
5392 Current Rating: 5392 + 7257 = 12649 votesCurrent Rating: 5392 + 7257 = 12649 votes 7257

[1049] 6: Then she said
34545 Current Rating: 34545 + 36509 = 71054 votesCurrent Rating: 34545 + 36509 = 71054 votes 36509

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
5560 Current Rating: 5560 + 7893 = 13453 votesCurrent Rating: 5560 + 7893 = 13453 votes 7893

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3315 = 7517 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3315 = 7517 votes 3315

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
4983 Current Rating: 4983 + 4233 = 9216 votesCurrent Rating: 4983 + 4233 = 9216 votes 4233

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
5764 Current Rating: 5764 + 7385 = 13149 votesCurrent Rating: 5764 + 7385 = 13149 votes 7385


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
5210 Current Rating: 5210 + 4277 = 9487 votesCurrent Rating: 5210 + 4277 = 9487 votes 4277

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
5768 Current Rating: 5768 + 7333 = 13101 votesCurrent Rating: 5768 + 7333 = 13101 votes 7333

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
5540 Current Rating: 5540 + 6356 = 11896 votesCurrent Rating: 5540 + 6356 = 11896 votes 6356

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
5225 Current Rating: 5225 + 6826 = 12051 votesCurrent Rating: 5225 + 6826 = 12051 votes 6826

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
5637 Current Rating: 5637 + 6500 = 12137 votesCurrent Rating: 5637 + 6500 = 12137 votes 6500

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
5130 Current Rating: 5130 + 4138 = 9268 votesCurrent Rating: 5130 + 4138 = 9268 votes 4138

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
5017 Current Rating: 5017 + 4173 = 9190 votesCurrent Rating: 5017 + 4173 = 9190 votes 4173






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