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Dec 2014 [1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa 13712   17816 [1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year 10011   9983 [1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done 10731   10907 [1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays? 19629   21676 [1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore 9247   9225 [1236] 10: We moved into a really old house 27939   32186 [1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike 8942   10893 [1234] 8: Ok I m out of here 10040   10068 [1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight? 9787   11695 [1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night 10042   10077 [1231] 2: How can I help you? 8911   7845 [1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home 12769   13160
| | Nov 2014 [1229] 28: How have things been since our last session? 9195   11214 [1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun 8504   10394 [1227] 26: I’m so tired of these feminazis going on and on 8399   8184 [1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us 10492   10473 [1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men 8716   10404 [1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight? 7596   9048 [1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment? 10872   11661 [1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away 8845   8663 [1221] 17: So you want to get married do you? 8850   8116 [1220] 13: I need a double now 8205   9904 [1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted 8449   7134 [1218] 11: Look what I have ... 9289   9491 [1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor 13335   13907 [1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight? 9867   8886 [1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys 11383   10947 [1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening? 9961   11313 [1213] 4: So how was your Halloween? 9926   12132 [1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already 11034   10240
| | | Oct 2014 [1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help 22827   23134 [1210] 30: I don t understand women 11308   11658 [1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend? 11582   11365 [1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery 17827   19606 [1207] 27: What are you watching? 11407   14970 [1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke 10037   9072 [1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke 20178   21145 [1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years 10258   10118 [1203] 20: Thanks for the invite 12213   11093 [1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 11160   14242 [1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please 9554   8551 [1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals 7660   6410 [1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night? 8591   7571 [1198] 10: Good morning class 11745   10701 [1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married? 11906   11707 [1196] 8: I 10087   9873 [1195] 7: I do believe I 12970   13586 [1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today 10175   9297 [1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work? 12046   13674 [1192] 2: This news report says ... 11666   8444 [1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month 22270   21627
| | Sep 2014 [1190] 30: Our time is almost up 16556   10172 [1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now! 27969   25266 [1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie 16023   16665 [1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom 14700   10628 [1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you? 21484   16205 [1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend 16444   12758 [1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something? 10578   8364 [1183] 18: Hi, I m home 10129   7629 [1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets 9344   8171 [1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today 13029   15793 [1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow 8184   7327 [1179] 12: This online survey asked women 9358   8384 [1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there? 9336   8947 [1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time? 8416   9981 [1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical 10428   9082 [1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time? 10740   11114 [1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced 8799   7718 [1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here 10101   8344 [1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons 9029   8007 [1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight 9644   7842
| | | Aug 2014 [1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place? 11872   9445 [1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you? 14120   8091 [1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back 21239   12980 [1167] 26: You women think you're so much better 15059   10634 [1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes 11861   7992 [1165] 22: What are you sulking about? 10547   8686 [1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months 9256   8034 [1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym? 7710   6464 [1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers 13213   13264 [1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze 9489   8692 [1160] 15: Hi, I m home 8543   7795 [1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games 7635   6976 [1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike 7834   6619 [1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars 11661   14388 [1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son! 8583   8175 [1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week 10471   12764
| | Jul 2014 [1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside 10624   9829 [1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today 10484   12758 [1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home 17869   18949 [1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives 10518   11011 [1150] 6: What s that you re reading? 9361   8521 [1149] 5: So you re in trouble again … 10475   12187 [1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double 10771   9584 [1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight … 8657   8847 [1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs 34550   44462 [1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take 8044   6854
| | | Jun 2014 [1144] 24: What are you reading? 11129   14726 [1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing 9910   9825 [1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women 8196   9903 [1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from? 8251   7328 [1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you? 8670   7766 [1139] 19: Scientists have too much time 10648   10230 [1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce 7655   10424 [1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES! 48836   51873 [1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma 14814   15784 [1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days 15941   19124 [1134] 14: You won t believe what happened 11681   11213 [1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married 10762   10305 [1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans 16644   18600 [1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW! 10729   12474 [1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples 12555   13238 [1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place 10700   10021 [1128] 8: Ooo, he 10641   12535 [1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever 11238   10632 [1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days 7996   7472 [1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me 10173   10920 [1124] 4: What s wrong with you? 10202   11986 [1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement 11870   11280 [1122] 2: What the hell is this? 8789   7850 [1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us! 11731   13147
| | May 2014 [1120] 19: What are you watching? 9638   8796 [1119] 18: Hi, I m home 11196   9969 [1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us 10067   10749 [1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out 9557   8792 [1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend? 8474   8292 [1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong? 10171   11440 [1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you 8763   10560 [1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing? 8238   10187 [1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place 10417   9963 [1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma? 8600   7595 [1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend? 11416   10890 [1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm 10082   10310 [1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife 9293   9104 [1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat? 8180   9889 [1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys 11155   10470 [1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day! 13415   13274 [1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please 7863   6901 [1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote 7867   7213 [1102] 1: I know it s election time 13240   12514
| | | Apr 2014 [1101] 15: What are you watching? 7744   6455 [1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped 9149   10154 [1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone! 14063   16523 [1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here? 8293   7694 [1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull 10005   9220 [1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become 8094   9743 [1095] 9: So should we go back to my place 10207   10666 [1094] 8: What s going on here? 8330   9389 [1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you? 8313   7609 [1092] 6: Beep Beep! 8136   7888 [1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now 15952   16074 [1090] 4: I thought we had a policy 9140   8893 [1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents 8768   8039 [1088] 2: I heard your husband died 11405   11253 [1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week 9745   8889
| | Mar 2014 [1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo 8613   7709 [1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something? 9574   8747 [1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven? 8353   7531 [1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl 10885   14966 [1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner 11232   10833 [1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore 13984   15653 [1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world 16425   15789 [1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place 9639   8786 [1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life 21355   22307 [1077] 14: What the hell are you watching? 9302   8537 [1076] 13: Struck out again did you? 7840   6802 [1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today? 9002   8405 [1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out 8044   6913 [1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife? 8545   9504 [1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it? 8059   7478 [1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date 10211   12778 [1070] 7: Is this the time to come home? 9821   11850 [1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that? 10142   10540 [1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please 20251   19239 [1067] 4: Do you have any pets? 12848   13620 [1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours? 13010   13878 [1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs 10130   11470 [1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency 9112   8298
| | | Feb 2014 [1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us 10352   11244 [1062] 19: You look hung-over 10601   13202 [1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials? 11752   13152 [1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police? 20337   22770 [1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced 10466   11693 [1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today? 9438   8617 [1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl 9099   8249 [1056] 13: I won t be long 11289   15307 [1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded 11881   12799 [1054] 11: What are you doing? 11172   10464 [1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you 9428   9381 [1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling 9292   11139 [1051] 8: So where do we stand? 10043   9258 [1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to? 8696   10562 [1049] 6: Then she said 38234   40309 [1048] 5: And when the servant broke three 8659   10846 [1047] 4: It says here on this website 12514   11429 [1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through … 9090   8310 [1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt 8487   7825 [1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis 9184   10806
| | Jan 2014 [1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us 9393   8454 [1042] 17: Maybe I need some help 12145   14189 [1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane 9914   8768 [1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger 13943   14875 [1039] 14: Beep Beep! 12657   9447 [1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking 14439   12473 [1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place? 27937   20147 [1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me 30702   29214 [1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos 14350   14544 [1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days? 13957   12492 [1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day? 18463   16511 [1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself 28232   46239 [1031] 6: Damn it all! 31693   32469 [1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream 10089   11040 [1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise 8861   10607 [1028] 3: What are you reading? 9579   10616 [1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me! 9722   8699 [1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas 8831   7969
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