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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
6623 Current Rating: 6623 + 7414 = 14037 votesCurrent Rating: 6623 + 7414 = 14037 votes 7414

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
3290 Current Rating: 3290 + 2333 = 5623 votesCurrent Rating: 3290 + 2333 = 5623 votes 2333

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
3997 Current Rating: 3997 + 3696 = 7693 votesCurrent Rating: 3997 + 3696 = 7693 votes 3696

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 5401 = 8830 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 5401 = 8830 votes 5401

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 2474 = 5923 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 2474 = 5923 votes 2474

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
4496 Current Rating: 4496 + 3911 = 8407 votesCurrent Rating: 4496 + 3911 = 8407 votes 3911

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
3543 Current Rating: 3543 + 5497 = 9040 votesCurrent Rating: 3543 + 5497 = 9040 votes 5497

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
3519 Current Rating: 3519 + 2692 = 6211 votesCurrent Rating: 3519 + 2692 = 6211 votes 2692

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 5765 = 9552 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 5765 = 9552 votes 5765

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3447 = 6805 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3447 = 6805 votes 3447

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
3451 Current Rating: 3451 + 2607 = 6058 votesCurrent Rating: 3451 + 2607 = 6058 votes 2607

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 3243 = 7070 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 3243 = 7070 votes 3243


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 5275 = 8701 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 5275 = 8701 votes 5275

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
3133 Current Rating: 3133 + 5100 = 8233 votesCurrent Rating: 3133 + 5100 = 8233 votes 5100

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 2051 = 5038 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 2051 = 5038 votes 2051

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 3061 = 7039 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 3061 = 7039 votes 3061

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
3093 Current Rating: 3093 + 5052 = 8145 votesCurrent Rating: 3093 + 5052 = 8145 votes 5052

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
3121 Current Rating: 3121 + 4853 = 7974 votesCurrent Rating: 3121 + 4853 = 7974 votes 4853

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
3328 Current Rating: 3328 + 4256 = 7584 votesCurrent Rating: 3328 + 4256 = 7584 votes 4256

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
3253 Current Rating: 3253 + 2263 = 5516 votesCurrent Rating: 3253 + 2263 = 5516 votes 2263

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
3492 Current Rating: 3492 + 2654 = 6146 votesCurrent Rating: 3492 + 2654 = 6146 votes 2654

[1220] 13: I need a double now
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 5161 = 8394 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 5161 = 8394 votes 5161

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2135 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2135 = 5198 votes 2135

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3974 = 7638 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3974 = 7638 votes 3974

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 2831 = 6563 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 2831 = 6563 votes 2831

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
3926 Current Rating: 3926 + 3002 = 6928 votesCurrent Rating: 3926 + 3002 = 6928 votes 3002

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
3460 Current Rating: 3460 + 2873 = 6333 votesCurrent Rating: 3460 + 2873 = 6333 votes 2873

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
3304 Current Rating: 3304 + 2450 = 5754 votesCurrent Rating: 3304 + 2450 = 5754 votes 2450

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
4993 Current Rating: 4993 + 7218 = 12211 votesCurrent Rating: 4993 + 7218 = 12211 votes 7218

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
4055 Current Rating: 4055 + 3408 = 7463 votesCurrent Rating: 4055 + 3408 = 7463 votes 3408


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 3044 = 6731 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 3044 = 6731 votes 3044

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
4938 Current Rating: 4938 + 5270 = 10208 votesCurrent Rating: 4938 + 5270 = 10208 votes 5270

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
4475 Current Rating: 4475 + 4062 = 8537 votesCurrent Rating: 4475 + 4062 = 8537 votes 4062

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
11311 Current Rating: 11311 + 13834 = 25145 votesCurrent Rating: 11311 + 13834 = 25145 votes 13834

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
6019 Current Rating: 6019 + 9541 = 15560 votesCurrent Rating: 6019 + 9541 = 15560 votes 9541

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
3787 Current Rating: 3787 + 3023 = 6810 votesCurrent Rating: 3787 + 3023 = 6810 votes 3023

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
14190 Current Rating: 14190 + 15626 = 29816 votesCurrent Rating: 14190 + 15626 = 29816 votes 15626

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
6028 Current Rating: 6028 + 6023 = 12051 votesCurrent Rating: 6028 + 6023 = 12051 votes 6023

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
4339 Current Rating: 4339 + 3404 = 7743 votesCurrent Rating: 4339 + 3404 = 7743 votes 3404

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
5280 Current Rating: 5280 + 8726 = 14006 votesCurrent Rating: 5280 + 8726 = 14006 votes 8726

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
4344 Current Rating: 4344 + 3505 = 7849 votesCurrent Rating: 4344 + 3505 = 7849 votes 3505

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
3242 Current Rating: 3242 + 2376 = 5618 votesCurrent Rating: 3242 + 2376 = 5618 votes 2376

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 2589 = 6015 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 2589 = 6015 votes 2589

[1198] 10: Good morning class
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 3186 = 7080 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 3186 = 7080 votes 3186

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
5405 Current Rating: 5405 + 4692 = 10097 votesCurrent Rating: 5405 + 4692 = 10097 votes 4692

[1196] 8: I
5282 Current Rating: 5282 + 5106 = 10388 votesCurrent Rating: 5282 + 5106 = 10388 votes 5106

[1195] 7: I do believe I
7290 Current Rating: 7290 + 7578 = 14868 votesCurrent Rating: 7290 + 7578 = 14868 votes 7578

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
3559 Current Rating: 3559 + 2777 = 6336 votesCurrent Rating: 3559 + 2777 = 6336 votes 2777

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
6586 Current Rating: 6586 + 6910 = 13496 votesCurrent Rating: 6586 + 6910 = 13496 votes 6910

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
4579 Current Rating: 4579 + 4425 = 9004 votesCurrent Rating: 4579 + 4425 = 9004 votes 4425

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
6805 Current Rating: 6805 + 5890 = 12695 votesCurrent Rating: 6805 + 5890 = 12695 votes 5890


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
4287 Current Rating: 4287 + 3385 = 7672 votesCurrent Rating: 4287 + 3385 = 7672 votes 3385

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
15732 Current Rating: 15732 + 17485 = 33217 votesCurrent Rating: 15732 + 17485 = 33217 votes 17485

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
9908 Current Rating: 9908 + 10872 = 20780 votesCurrent Rating: 9908 + 10872 = 20780 votes 10872

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
4742 Current Rating: 4742 + 3875 = 8617 votesCurrent Rating: 4742 + 3875 = 8617 votes 3875

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
4159 Current Rating: 4159 + 3417 = 7576 votesCurrent Rating: 4159 + 3417 = 7576 votes 3417

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
4748 Current Rating: 4748 + 5930 = 10678 votesCurrent Rating: 4748 + 5930 = 10678 votes 5930

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
3661 Current Rating: 3661 + 3116 = 6777 votesCurrent Rating: 3661 + 3116 = 6777 votes 3116

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
3211 Current Rating: 3211 + 2337 = 5548 votesCurrent Rating: 3211 + 2337 = 5548 votes 2337

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2500 = 5800 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2500 = 5800 votes 2500

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
5297 Current Rating: 5297 + 7983 = 13280 votesCurrent Rating: 5297 + 7983 = 13280 votes 7983

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
2960 Current Rating: 2960 + 2342 = 5302 votesCurrent Rating: 2960 + 2342 = 5302 votes 2342

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
4172 Current Rating: 4172 + 3331 = 7503 votesCurrent Rating: 4172 + 3331 = 7503 votes 3331

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
3415 Current Rating: 3415 + 3101 = 6516 votesCurrent Rating: 3415 + 3101 = 6516 votes 3101

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 5341 = 8790 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 5341 = 8790 votes 5341

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
3685 Current Rating: 3685 + 2919 = 6604 votesCurrent Rating: 3685 + 2919 = 6604 votes 2919

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
4069 Current Rating: 4069 + 4392 = 8461 votesCurrent Rating: 4069 + 4392 = 8461 votes 4392

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
3201 Current Rating: 3201 + 2346 = 5547 votesCurrent Rating: 3201 + 2346 = 5547 votes 2346

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 3093 = 6915 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 3093 = 6915 votes 3093

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
3463 Current Rating: 3463 + 2623 = 6086 votesCurrent Rating: 3463 + 2623 = 6086 votes 2623

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 1965 = 4914 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 1965 = 4914 votes 1965


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 2894 = 6477 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 2894 = 6477 votes 2894

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
3390 Current Rating: 3390 + 2461 = 5851 votesCurrent Rating: 3390 + 2461 = 5851 votes 2461

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
3981 Current Rating: 3981 + 3022 = 7003 votesCurrent Rating: 3981 + 3022 = 7003 votes 3022

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
3339 Current Rating: 3339 + 2637 = 5976 votesCurrent Rating: 3339 + 2637 = 5976 votes 2637

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
3055 Current Rating: 3055 + 2246 = 5301 votesCurrent Rating: 3055 + 2246 = 5301 votes 2246

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
3168 Current Rating: 3168 + 2545 = 5713 votesCurrent Rating: 3168 + 2545 = 5713 votes 2545

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
3442 Current Rating: 3442 + 2529 = 5971 votesCurrent Rating: 3442 + 2529 = 5971 votes 2529

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
3036 Current Rating: 3036 + 2104 = 5140 votesCurrent Rating: 3036 + 2104 = 5140 votes 2104

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
2783 Current Rating: 2783 + 1946 = 4729 votesCurrent Rating: 2783 + 1946 = 4729 votes 1946

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
4190 Current Rating: 4190 + 3352 = 7542 votesCurrent Rating: 4190 + 3352 = 7542 votes 3352

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
3242 Current Rating: 3242 + 2746 = 5988 votesCurrent Rating: 3242 + 2746 = 5988 votes 2746

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
3599 Current Rating: 3599 + 2998 = 6597 votesCurrent Rating: 3599 + 2998 = 6597 votes 2998

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
3175 Current Rating: 3175 + 2304 = 5479 votesCurrent Rating: 3175 + 2304 = 5479 votes 2304

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
5782 Current Rating: 5782 + 8498 = 14280 votesCurrent Rating: 5782 + 8498 = 14280 votes 8498

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
3631 Current Rating: 3631 + 2931 = 6562 votesCurrent Rating: 3631 + 2931 = 6562 votes 2931

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
5223 Current Rating: 5223 + 7341 = 12564 votesCurrent Rating: 5223 + 7341 = 12564 votes 7341


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
4133 Current Rating: 4133 + 3486 = 7619 votesCurrent Rating: 4133 + 3486 = 7619 votes 3486

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
4630 Current Rating: 4630 + 6529 = 11159 votesCurrent Rating: 4630 + 6529 = 11159 votes 6529

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
11075 Current Rating: 11075 + 12828 = 23903 votesCurrent Rating: 11075 + 12828 = 23903 votes 12828

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
5813 Current Rating: 5813 + 6305 = 12118 votesCurrent Rating: 5813 + 6305 = 12118 votes 6305

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
3532 Current Rating: 3532 + 2788 = 6320 votesCurrent Rating: 3532 + 2788 = 6320 votes 2788

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 5717 = 9713 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 5717 = 9713 votes 5717

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 2597 = 6050 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 2597 = 6050 votes 2597

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 3545 = 6788 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 3545 = 6788 votes 3545

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
4344 Current Rating: 4344 + 6246 = 10590 votesCurrent Rating: 4344 + 6246 = 10590 votes 6246

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2139 = 5133 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2139 = 5133 votes 2139


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
4124 Current Rating: 4124 + 8028 = 12152 votesCurrent Rating: 4124 + 8028 = 12152 votes 8028

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
3755 Current Rating: 3755 + 2781 = 6536 votesCurrent Rating: 3755 + 2781 = 6536 votes 2781

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
3352 Current Rating: 3352 + 5183 = 8535 votesCurrent Rating: 3352 + 5183 = 8535 votes 5183

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 2565 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 2565 = 5857 votes 2565

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 2432 = 5529 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 2432 = 5529 votes 2432

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
5610 Current Rating: 5610 + 5259 = 10869 votesCurrent Rating: 5610 + 5259 = 10869 votes 5259

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
3581 Current Rating: 3581 + 6464 = 10045 votesCurrent Rating: 3581 + 6464 = 10045 votes 6464

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
10951 Current Rating: 10951 + 11263 = 22214 votesCurrent Rating: 10951 + 11263 = 22214 votes 11263

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
4176 Current Rating: 4176 + 3916 = 8092 votesCurrent Rating: 4176 + 3916 = 8092 votes 3916

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
4772 Current Rating: 4772 + 6417 = 11189 votesCurrent Rating: 4772 + 6417 = 11189 votes 6417

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
5175 Current Rating: 5175 + 4869 = 10044 votesCurrent Rating: 5175 + 4869 = 10044 votes 4869

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 4015 = 8809 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 4015 = 8809 votes 4015

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
9899 Current Rating: 9899 + 12460 = 22359 votesCurrent Rating: 9899 + 12460 = 22359 votes 12460

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 6302 = 10796 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 6302 = 10796 votes 6302

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
5206 Current Rating: 5206 + 6184 = 11390 votesCurrent Rating: 5206 + 6184 = 11390 votes 6184

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
3285 Current Rating: 3285 + 2587 = 5872 votesCurrent Rating: 3285 + 2587 = 5872 votes 2587

[1128] 8: Ooo, he
4149 Current Rating: 4149 + 5947 = 10096 votesCurrent Rating: 4149 + 5947 = 10096 votes 5947

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
4038 Current Rating: 4038 + 3548 = 7586 votesCurrent Rating: 4038 + 3548 = 7586 votes 3548

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
3440 Current Rating: 3440 + 3085 = 6525 votesCurrent Rating: 3440 + 3085 = 6525 votes 3085

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
4493 Current Rating: 4493 + 5394 = 9887 votesCurrent Rating: 4493 + 5394 = 9887 votes 5394

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
4413 Current Rating: 4413 + 6257 = 10670 votesCurrent Rating: 4413 + 6257 = 10670 votes 6257

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
3623 Current Rating: 3623 + 2830 = 6453 votesCurrent Rating: 3623 + 2830 = 6453 votes 2830

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 2381 = 5561 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 2381 = 5561 votes 2381

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
5557 Current Rating: 5557 + 6880 = 12437 votesCurrent Rating: 5557 + 6880 = 12437 votes 6880


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
3752 Current Rating: 3752 + 2968 = 6720 votesCurrent Rating: 3752 + 2968 = 6720 votes 2968

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 3644 = 7551 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 3644 = 7551 votes 3644

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 3971 = 6947 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 3971 = 6947 votes 3971

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
3393 Current Rating: 3393 + 2760 = 6153 votesCurrent Rating: 3393 + 2760 = 6153 votes 2760

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2292 = 5521 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2292 = 5521 votes 2292

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
4404 Current Rating: 4404 + 5865 = 10269 votesCurrent Rating: 4404 + 5865 = 10269 votes 5865

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
3867 Current Rating: 3867 + 5637 = 9504 votesCurrent Rating: 3867 + 5637 = 9504 votes 5637

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
3684 Current Rating: 3684 + 5615 = 9299 votesCurrent Rating: 3684 + 5615 = 9299 votes 5615

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
3234 Current Rating: 3234 + 2629 = 5863 votesCurrent Rating: 3234 + 2629 = 5863 votes 2629

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
2993 Current Rating: 2993 + 2161 = 5154 votesCurrent Rating: 2993 + 2161 = 5154 votes 2161

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
5740 Current Rating: 5740 + 5276 = 11016 votesCurrent Rating: 5740 + 5276 = 11016 votes 5276

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 2901 = 6760 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 2901 = 6760 votes 2901

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
3319 Current Rating: 3319 + 3068 = 6387 votesCurrent Rating: 3319 + 3068 = 6387 votes 3068

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 5308 = 8697 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 5308 = 8697 votes 5308

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 2392 = 5620 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 2392 = 5620 votes 2392

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
3391 Current Rating: 3391 + 2559 = 5950 votesCurrent Rating: 3391 + 2559 = 5950 votes 2559

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
3076 Current Rating: 3076 + 2299 = 5375 votesCurrent Rating: 3076 + 2299 = 5375 votes 2299

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
3366 Current Rating: 3366 + 2694 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 3366 + 2694 = 6060 votes 2694

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 2764 = 6286 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 2764 = 6286 votes 2764


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
3045 Current Rating: 3045 + 2142 = 5187 votesCurrent Rating: 3045 + 2142 = 5187 votes 2142

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
3592 Current Rating: 3592 + 2615 = 6207 votesCurrent Rating: 3592 + 2615 = 6207 votes 2615

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 2870 = 6663 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 2870 = 6663 votes 2870

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
3397 Current Rating: 3397 + 3065 = 6462 votesCurrent Rating: 3397 + 3065 = 6462 votes 3065

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
4000 Current Rating: 4000 + 3269 = 7269 votesCurrent Rating: 4000 + 3269 = 7269 votes 3269

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
3638 Current Rating: 3638 + 5529 = 9167 votesCurrent Rating: 3638 + 5529 = 9167 votes 5529

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
5098 Current Rating: 5098 + 5400 = 10498 votesCurrent Rating: 5098 + 5400 = 10498 votes 5400

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
3783 Current Rating: 3783 + 4746 = 8529 votesCurrent Rating: 3783 + 4746 = 8529 votes 4746

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
2995 Current Rating: 2995 + 2598 = 5593 votesCurrent Rating: 2995 + 2598 = 5593 votes 2598

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
4259 Current Rating: 4259 + 4150 = 8409 votesCurrent Rating: 4259 + 4150 = 8409 votes 4150

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
10770 Current Rating: 10770 + 11612 = 22382 votesCurrent Rating: 10770 + 11612 = 22382 votes 11612

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
3765 Current Rating: 3765 + 3511 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3765 + 3511 = 7276 votes 3511

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2847 = 6331 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2847 = 6331 votes 2847

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
3593 Current Rating: 3593 + 2752 = 6345 votesCurrent Rating: 3593 + 2752 = 6345 votes 2752

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
4034 Current Rating: 4034 + 3199 = 7233 votesCurrent Rating: 4034 + 3199 = 7233 votes 3199


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
3651 Current Rating: 3651 + 2808 = 6459 votesCurrent Rating: 3651 + 2808 = 6459 votes 2808

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 3232 = 7189 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 3232 = 7189 votes 3232

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
3483 Current Rating: 3483 + 2835 = 6318 votesCurrent Rating: 3483 + 2835 = 6318 votes 2835

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 8346 = 13050 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 8346 = 13050 votes 8346

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
4626 Current Rating: 4626 + 4156 = 8782 votesCurrent Rating: 4626 + 4156 = 8782 votes 4156

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
9235 Current Rating: 9235 + 11048 = 20283 votesCurrent Rating: 9235 + 11048 = 20283 votes 11048

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 2888 = 6520 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 2888 = 6520 votes 2888

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
3447 Current Rating: 3447 + 2683 = 6130 votesCurrent Rating: 3447 + 2683 = 6130 votes 2683

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
15617 Current Rating: 15617 + 17203 = 32820 votesCurrent Rating: 15617 + 17203 = 32820 votes 17203

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 3521 = 7723 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 3521 = 7723 votes 3521

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
2619 Current Rating: 2619 + 2007 = 4626 votesCurrent Rating: 2619 + 2007 = 4626 votes 2007

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 3073 = 6693 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 3073 = 6693 votes 3073

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 2415 = 5510 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 2415 = 5510 votes 2415

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
4293 Current Rating: 4293 + 5273 = 9566 votesCurrent Rating: 4293 + 5273 = 9566 votes 5273

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 3148 = 6807 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 3148 = 6807 votes 3148

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
4473 Current Rating: 4473 + 6842 = 11315 votesCurrent Rating: 4473 + 6842 = 11315 votes 6842

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
4500 Current Rating: 4500 + 6633 = 11133 votesCurrent Rating: 4500 + 6633 = 11133 votes 6633

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
5207 Current Rating: 5207 + 5663 = 10870 votesCurrent Rating: 5207 + 5663 = 10870 votes 5663

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
12203 Current Rating: 12203 + 13395 = 25598 votesCurrent Rating: 12203 + 13395 = 25598 votes 13395

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
8695 Current Rating: 8695 + 9490 = 18185 votesCurrent Rating: 8695 + 9490 = 18185 votes 9490

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
5766 Current Rating: 5766 + 5911 = 11677 votesCurrent Rating: 5766 + 5911 = 11677 votes 5911

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
4588 Current Rating: 4588 + 5978 = 10566 votesCurrent Rating: 4588 + 5978 = 10566 votes 5978

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3388 = 7413 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3388 = 7413 votes 3388


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
3915 Current Rating: 3915 + 2944 = 6859 votesCurrent Rating: 3915 + 2944 = 6859 votes 2944

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
3343 Current Rating: 3343 + 5152 = 8495 votesCurrent Rating: 3343 + 5152 = 8495 votes 5152

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 6564 = 11848 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 6564 = 11848 votes 6564

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
14747 Current Rating: 14747 + 17684 = 32431 votesCurrent Rating: 14747 + 17684 = 32431 votes 17684

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
5602 Current Rating: 5602 + 6789 = 12391 votesCurrent Rating: 5602 + 6789 = 12391 votes 6789

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
4019 Current Rating: 4019 + 3202 = 7221 votesCurrent Rating: 4019 + 3202 = 7221 votes 3202

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
4125 Current Rating: 4125 + 3255 = 7380 votesCurrent Rating: 4125 + 3255 = 7380 votes 3255

[1056] 13: I won t be long
4868 Current Rating: 4868 + 7645 = 12513 votesCurrent Rating: 4868 + 7645 = 12513 votes 7645

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
6357 Current Rating: 6357 + 6576 = 12933 votesCurrent Rating: 6357 + 6576 = 12933 votes 6576

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
4134 Current Rating: 4134 + 3277 = 7411 votesCurrent Rating: 4134 + 3277 = 7411 votes 3277

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
4562 Current Rating: 4562 + 3566 = 8128 votesCurrent Rating: 4562 + 3566 = 8128 votes 3566

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
3468 Current Rating: 3468 + 5370 = 8838 votesCurrent Rating: 3468 + 5370 = 8838 votes 5370

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 2930 = 6564 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 2930 = 6564 votes 2930

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
4342 Current Rating: 4342 + 6348 = 10690 votesCurrent Rating: 4342 + 6348 = 10690 votes 6348

[1049] 6: Then she said
33443 Current Rating: 33443 + 35456 = 68899 votesCurrent Rating: 33443 + 35456 = 68899 votes 35456

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
4549 Current Rating: 4549 + 7001 = 11550 votesCurrent Rating: 4549 + 7001 = 11550 votes 7001

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
2849 Current Rating: 2849 + 2231 = 5080 votesCurrent Rating: 2849 + 2231 = 5080 votes 2231

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
2913 Current Rating: 2913 + 2109 = 5022 votesCurrent Rating: 2913 + 2109 = 5022 votes 2109

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 3027 = 6737 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 3027 = 6737 votes 3027

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
4648 Current Rating: 4648 + 6375 = 11023 votesCurrent Rating: 4648 + 6375 = 11023 votes 6375


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
3893 Current Rating: 3893 + 3045 = 6938 votesCurrent Rating: 3893 + 3045 = 6938 votes 3045

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
4489 Current Rating: 4489 + 6178 = 10667 votesCurrent Rating: 4489 + 6178 = 10667 votes 6178

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
3935 Current Rating: 3935 + 3281 = 7216 votesCurrent Rating: 3935 + 3281 = 7216 votes 3281

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
7874 Current Rating: 7874 + 9069 = 16943 votesCurrent Rating: 7874 + 9069 = 16943 votes 9069

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
4418 Current Rating: 4418 + 3523 = 7941 votesCurrent Rating: 4418 + 3523 = 7941 votes 3523

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
11481 Current Rating: 11481 + 12790 = 24271 votesCurrent Rating: 11481 + 12790 = 24271 votes 12790

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
17778 Current Rating: 17778 + 21526 = 39304 votesCurrent Rating: 17778 + 21526 = 39304 votes 21526

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
6078 Current Rating: 6078 + 8668 = 14746 votesCurrent Rating: 6078 + 8668 = 14746 votes 8668

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
3661 Current Rating: 3661 + 2697 = 6358 votesCurrent Rating: 3661 + 2697 = 6358 votes 2697

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
6868 Current Rating: 6868 + 6649 = 13517 votesCurrent Rating: 6868 + 6649 = 13517 votes 6649

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
4326 Current Rating: 4326 + 5244 = 9570 votesCurrent Rating: 4326 + 5244 = 9570 votes 5244

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 5923 = 10156 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 5923 = 10156 votes 5923

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
4532 Current Rating: 4532 + 5482 = 10014 votesCurrent Rating: 4532 + 5482 = 10014 votes 5482

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 3127 = 7159 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 3127 = 7159 votes 3127

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
3853 Current Rating: 3853 + 3073 = 6926 votesCurrent Rating: 3853 + 3073 = 6926 votes 3073






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