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Dec 2016
[1508] 16: I used to love this time of year
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[1507] 12: Sorry it took so long to get ready
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[1506] 9: So what are you up to?
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[1505] 5: Do you feel like popping down to the pub for a beer?
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[1504] 2: I think you ve gone too far this time
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Nov 2016
[1503] 28: A while ago, you told me to watch
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[1502] 21: There is something to be said
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[1501] 16: Thank you for coming in, your results are back ...
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[1500] 14: Have you enabled SIRI on your phone yet?
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[1499] 4: Can I buy you a drink?
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[1498] 2: I have an important meeting with a client today
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Oct 2016
[1497] 31: Where were you last night?
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[1496] 28: What can I do for you today?
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[1495] 26: Man it s good to be home
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[1494] 24: Do you think autonomous cars will be mainstream
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[1493] 17: Dad, why do people adopt children
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[1492] 12: Enjoy your trip
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[1491] 10: And you re back again, what happened this time?
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Sep 2016
[1490] 30: You look upset, what s wrong?
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[1489] 28: This place looks like a tip!
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[1488] 26: Children are really different these days
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[1487] 23: Hi honey, I m home
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[1486] 21: Good morning, how was your weekend?
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[1485] 14: I can t find a woman that s right for me
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[1484] 12: Do you have any special requests
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[1483] 9: We re all out of Coke, will Pepsi do?
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[1482] 7: What s going on down there?
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Aug 2016
[1481] 31: Have you been following
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[1480] 29: I ll have whatever your largest drink is
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[1479] 24: What on earth are you watching?
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[1478] 22: Next month is Prostate Cancer Awareness Month
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[1477] 17: So how was school today my girl?
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[1476] 15: So how was the past week?
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[1475] 12: I feel so sorry for her
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[1474] 5: Can I finish off in your ear?
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[1473] 1: Do you want to come with me to help out
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Jul 2016
[1472] 29: Would either of you like to come back to my place
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[1471] 27: I'm off to watch my son play
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[1470] 22: Your oral hygiene is terrible
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[1469] 20: Do you have a vegan menu please
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[1468] 18: I went to watch my first ice hockey match
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[1467] 15: Sorry I m late
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[1466] 13: So how was the Track Day on your motorcycle?
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[1465] 11: So what do you do for a living?
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[1464] 8: So apparently the thing to achieve
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[1463] 4: My kids watched Disney s Up
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[1462] 1: Will there be anything else?
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Jun 2016
[1461] 29: Shouldn t you be heading home?
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[1460] 27: This is just so messed up
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[1459] 24: Please donate to support the Cancer awareness campaign
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[1458] 22: Finally you
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[1457] 15: In all my years as a lawyer
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[1456] 10: I doubt very much
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[1455] 8: Please officer, please don t give me a ticket
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[1454] 3: So what s in the news today?
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[1453] 1: Beep Beep! Aargh!
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May 2016
[1452] 30: I want to divorce my husband
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[1451] 25: I just found my high school girlfriend s Facebook profile
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[1450] 23: Okay I m off
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[1449] 20: So how do you feel today?
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[1448] 18: Have you seen those two over there?
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[1447] 16: I don t think we re making any progress
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[1446] 13: I can t believe this!
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[1445] 11: Good afternoon sir, this is a great car
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[1444] 6: I think I need to drastically reduce
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[1443] 4: It s amazing the categories of porn
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Apr 2016
[1442] 29: I really don t know what to do
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[1441] 25: Please doctor, I need you to prescribe something stronger
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[1440] 20: Hey granddad, how are you doing?
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[1439] 18: You have a great wife
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[1438] 15: I heard your EX has a new girlfriend
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[1437] 13: What are you reading so intently?
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[1436] 11: Doc, I need your advice please
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[1435] 8: I don t think I ll ever be coming back
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[1434] 6: It s been a while, how are you doing?
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[1433] 4: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
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[1432] 1: So how are things?
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Mar 2016
[1431] 30: I believe she s got a new boyfriend
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[1430] 23: Wow, she s so hot
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[1429] 18: So what s news?
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[1428] 16: So last night at the pub
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[1427] 14: You re late, the boss wants to see you
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[1426] 11: I
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[1425] 9: I need a double, I just lost my wife
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[1424] 7: Can you recommend a good doctor?
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Feb 2016
[1423] 17: There is just no understanding women
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[1422] 15: I need feminism because
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[1421] 12: These charges of theft are absolutely bogus
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[1420] 10: Congratulations son
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[1419] 8: Doc, you need to do something
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[1418] 5: Did you really give your girlfriend the boot?
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[1417] 3: This is a very serious charge
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[1416] 1: You look miserable, what s the matter?
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Jan 2016
[1415] 29: How s the studying going son?
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[1414] 27: So I heard you have a new boyfriend ...
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[1413] 25: I want you to sue the EMTs
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[1412] 15: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
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[1411] 13: I m off to the shops
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[1410] 11: Listen guys, but could you speed it a up bit
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