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Dec 2018 [1687] 19: Once again we see the insanity of the modern world 33948   37661 [1686] 14: I hate the world we live in 9009   8878 [1685] 11: I ve broken the world record 8303   7829 [1684] 7: I ve had enough 7829   8855 [1683] 4: How about one more game 16415   16668
| | Nov 2018 [1682] 30: What are you reading? 8085   7534 [1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it 7983   7685 [1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument 9131   8819 [1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night 8224   7804 [1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV 8786   8262 [1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could 8260   7327 [1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today? 11132   8879 [1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while 9296   7365
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| Oct 2018 [1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ... 14903   10073 [1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist 15647   8744 [1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa 13418   9216 [1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ... 10975   7542 [1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners 10154   8153 [1669] 12: It s getting late 7719   7098 [1668] 9: How was school today my girl? 13417   13752 [1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry 10858   10635
| | Sep 2018 [1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day 9346   9210 [1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself 8256   7998 [1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying 9053   8942 [1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face 8668   8106 [1662] 14: I d like a double 10750   10751 [1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me 8658   8672 [1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months 9690   9278 [1659] 4: Thank you for dinner 8374   7903
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| Aug 2018 [1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you 8504   8196 [1657] 28: Where were you yesterday? 15178   14684 [1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife 9617   9074 [1655] 21: Sorry I m late 8557   8107 [1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership 11101   8947 [1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter 9902   9200 [1652] 10: As the head of the hospital 14447   12062 [1651] 7: You look flipping depressed 14954   10912 [1650] 3: Drinks on me! 14236   8866
| | Jul 2018 [1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce 17225   9449 [1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist 9273   9073 [1647] 24: What s up, you look furious? 10910   10354 [1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty 8716   8306 [1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen 121743   137513 [1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us 11161   11075 [1643] 3: So who was at the front door? 9760   9775
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| Jun 2018 [1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup? 9787   9626 [1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son 9071   9976 [1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days 9724   9744 [1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand 13455   11956 [1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital? 12208   11265 [1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings 14993   12935 [1636] 5: I don t care how big it is 20299   14008 [1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before 19475   15577
| | May 2018 [1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist 18538   9971 [1633] 25: What are you watching? 14331   9398 [1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk 11254   8819 [1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL! 10727   8603 [1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest 19151   19013 [1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days 11041   11122 [1628] 8: Are these all you have today? 9054   9063 [1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé 11165   10928
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| Apr 2018 [1626] 30: It s really annoying 9996   9763 [1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages 11324   12464 [1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking? 19273   13967 [1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave 17002   15540 [1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again? 17208   14952 [1621] 10: Sorry I m so late 11330   10515 [1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong 10233   9606 [1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret 7992   7626
| | Mar 2018 [1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim 10139   10297 [1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE! 14573   13831 [1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news? 9596   9256 [1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen 21348   18901 [1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash 19740   16002 [1613] 9: Drinks on me 16184   14092 [1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression 11750   10431
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| Feb 2018 [1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you? 10095   9701 [1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers 9368   9420 [1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days? 8874   8594 [1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off 9739   9703 [1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car 11416   11540 [1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day? 9497   9064 [1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father 10982   10588
| | Jan 2018 [1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir 13072   13156 [1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in? 23938   22806 [1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing! 69817   74640 [1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time 10015   9871 [1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work 14276   14897 [1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays? 12507   12586 [1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays? 36310   34550
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