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Dec 2019 [1777] 17: What a rip off! 6970   7917 [1776] 13: I see you put a poster up in the break room 5439   5215 [1775] 10: I scared the pizza deliveryman last night 7086   6734 [1774] 6: I think it s time to pull the trigger 6357   6206 [1773] 3: Hey there, how was your weekend? 6214   5760
| | Nov 2019 [1772] 29: I m off to donate blood ... 7602   7472 [1771] 26: You left the pub early last night 10019   9054 [1770] 15: You seem a lot happier 5443   5361 [1769] 12: You re a bit late this morning 6291   6316 [1768] 8: So how have you been 9489   9254 [1767] 3: What do you call an Englishman 5676   5951 [1766] 1: I ll see you later 5029   4859
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| Oct 2019 [1765] 29: Welcome to South Africa 7842   8013 [1764] 25: Don t forget I won t be coming in tomorrow 6121   5602 [1763] 22: So I see you ve decided to come out of the closet 7306   7233 [1762] 18: As a modern chef 9783   9064 [1761] 15: I need to change doctors 8307   8623 [1760] 11: My wife wants a divorce 5231   5142 [1759] 8: Well what brings you in to the hospital today? 14636   16704 [1758] 4: So is there anything interesting on TV? 5823   5565 [1757] 1: Welcome back, I m glad you two decided 13355   14308
| | Sep 2019 [1756] 27: I m surprised to see you here 6279   5990 [1755] 20: Go straight ahead for a little bit 5247   5007 [1754] 17: What are you reading? 10937   10669 [1753] 13: Darling, I don t have much time left 47260   44835 [1752] 10: Doc, I m frantic 6396   6381 [1751] 6: Is that your motorcycle parked outside? 13382   7409 [1750] 3: What are you doing? 16150   13863
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| Aug 2019 [1749] 30: Can I get a lift home with you tonight? 7046   6895 [1748] 27: How was your 50th wedding anniversary 11297   12467 [1747] 23: Stupid phone! 12873   11883 [1746] 20: I m not sure if I should show you this or not 8586   8681 [1745] 16: It s not often a man lays an assault charge 11103   8351 [1744] 13: Thank you for coming in 12232   7747 [1743] 6: I heard you re training for a marathon 18069   10848 [1742] 2: Finally done with the grocery shopping 23886   16143
| | Jul 2019 [1741] 30: I think I should find a new doctor 18127   9673 [1740] 26: What are you reading so intently? 11855   8511 [1739] 23: I want you to sue my wife s psychiatrist 10710   9080 [1738] 19: Give me another drink please 9645   9808 [1737] 16: Hey, where were you yesterday? 8090   8445 [1736] 12: I heard there is cake in the break room 8761   10972 [1735] 9: Back already? 11137   11601 [1734] 5: Can you tell me what the differences between 9665   10479 [1733] 2: I suppose I should go 11118   12123
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| Jun 2019 [1732] 28: Good morning, how was your evening? 8580   8958 [1731] 25: Do you think you ll ever buy one 8050   8104 [1730] 21: It must be really tough to be blind 9691   11719 [1729] 18: Are there any vacancies at your company? 8468   9765 [1728] 14: Everything has gone to shit 9541   10189 [1727] 11: How did it go at the hospital yesterday? 9375   9912 [1726] 7: We haven t seen you here for a few weeks ... 32816   39902 [1725] 4: Stupid Google, auto corrected 10343   10566
| | May 2019 [1724] 31: How difficult is it 8723   9142 [1723] 28: I think you need another drink 9224   9406 [1722] 24: Welcome to Games Night 8690   9045 [1721] 21: I am a failure as a father 10051   10758 [1720] 17: I m in so much trouble 9884   10342 [1719] 14: Here are the notarised documents 8539   9739 [1718] 10: Hang on, it s probably my neighbour 8433   9232 [1717] 7: I was so embarrassed last night with my new girlfriend 11510   12652 [1716] 3: I read an interesting article online today 30362   35786
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| Apr 2019 [1715] 30: I need a new job, I just got fired 17818   21110 [1714] 26: The latest YouTube challenge 9000   10394 [1713] 23: Doc you have to help, my penis hurts like crazy 8359   9845 [1712] 16: My husband is struggling to maintain an erection 11186   13121 [1711] 12: Honey, I have something I need to tell you 9169   10467 [1710] 9: A round of drinks for everyone 9979   11714 [1709] 5: We completed the colonoscopy 12044   14003 [1708] 2: I think the guy who invented the hot air balloon 11872   11225
| | Mar 2019 [1707] 29: So I see you went out and got yourself a motorcycle 15457   12351 [1706] 26: You said I needed to get more in touch 12413   12048 [1705] 22: Those are pretty flowers 8446   9764 [1704] 15: You know you can never please some people 12622   14747 [1703] 12: Good afternoon sir, how can I assist you? 8598   9952 [1702] 8: Dude, can you sit still please 8798   9942 [1701] 5: I went for my annual medical check-up today 8465   8858
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| Feb 2019 [1700] 26: I saw a survey a while back 9224   10686 [1699] 19: What are you sulking about? 8165   9491 [1698] 15: The wife and I decided to spice up our marriage 8594   10294 [1697] 12: What s on your mind today? 8638   8819 [1696] 8: What did you buy now? 15545   18616 [1695] 5: I am offended 10100   12000 [1694] 1: You seem to be in a jolly mood ... 17758   19063
| | Jan 2019 [1692] 29: So what s this weeks 8700   9962 [1691] 25: Dad, can you read me a bedtime story please? 8734   9991 [1690] 22: Nice to see you again 9091   10793 [1689] 18: Welcome back 10060   11748 [1688] 14: Well we re back at work 9114   9371
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