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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 151408   76688 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 51655   51262 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 17572   17225 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 83275   81951 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 7264   18149 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 37186   36419
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 103294   102692 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 28352   27263 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 126754   126603 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 120999   119556 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 85226   83377 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 40411   31562 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 82461   81873 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 121953   120962
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 66131   65421 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 94194   93474 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 77181   76586 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 34280   34201 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 127532   127586 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 113201   100823 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 99284   99362 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 46331   45202 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 63110   57200
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 105873   108882 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 28133   28514 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 99127   98579 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 86189   84882 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 90123   89097 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 100145   99116 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 112166   111206 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 40708   39971 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 85311   83950
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 96358   95294 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 118213   109192 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 144811   143280 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 62596   62556 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 107960   107672 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 127402   126829 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 113334   112529 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 9059   18868
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 90782   89357 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 81268   80949 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 85239   84778 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 47573   46644 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 131125   91884 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 82261   81340 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 68522   67333 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 455344   118177 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 137263   133316
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 104358   97099 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 135894   130384 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 115452   112798 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 174961   173996 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 68381   68129 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 70523   69518 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 64185   62933 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 45596   44209 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 26127   25298
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 83647   84910 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 147159   146776 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 69021   68122 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 165109   164840 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 101757   100592 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 31487   30160 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 180879   180274 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 116266   115160 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 76873   75694
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 77818   77677 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 100263   99383 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 22089   21039 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 149046   83822 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 14757   13795 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 59423   58829 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 54615   53690 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 109815   101897
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 7661   19529 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 115442   115089 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 94032   92705 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 57881   56653 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 136653   136552 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 14143   13022 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 130969   130661 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 52123   50976 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 95576   94911
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 104421   103161 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 76887   74565 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 31748   31293 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 92316   91682 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 63979   63021 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 69882   68752 [1787] 7: You re late 135098   132745 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 534845   136167
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 124349   101681 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 164940   191354 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 96972   96193 [1782] 21: I m starving 86295   83156 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 101355   100298 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 108358   102839 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 81236   79588 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 68708   68466
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