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Dec 2020 [1879] 18: Son I think you should know something important 6540   7417 [1878] 15: I fancy my chances with her 4691   4585 [1877] 11: I ve found it so hard to start dating again 5697   5928 [1876] 8: You look pitiful 4562   4330 [1875] 4: I heard also you got the new iPhone 4842   4474 [1874] 2: You arsehole! 5067   4794
| | Nov 2020 [1873] 27: As I m your lawyer 4552   4386 [1872] 24: How about we stay in for some NetfliX and chill tonight? 7035   6284 [1871] 20: I thought you were joining us for some poker 8652   8624 [1870] 17: For today s session, is there anything you d like to ask 6866   6796 [1869] 13: I see he s over there chatting up yet another woman 7302   6693 [1868] 10: Thanks for popping over 6229   6327 [1867] 6: I hear you re the best divorce lawyer 5041   4885 [1866] 3: I can t believe you re late again! 3993   3763
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| Oct 2020 [1865] 30: I have to go 4062   3782 [1864] 27: WOW! Your new car is fantastic! 7165   7191 [1863] 23: You say things are not going so well this week 4178   3775 [1862] 20: I m buying, drinks for everyone! 4288   4296 [1861] 16: Your wife is certainly looking fit these days 6773   6856 [1860] 13: Have you been crying? 5092   4993 [1859] 9: I m being sued, I hope you can help 10448   10148 [1858] 6: Good morning ma am, can I help you? 4519   4206 [1857] 2: Just when you think the world can t get any crazier 6422   6102
| | Sep 2020 [1856] 29: I wonder how many parents 19966   22042 [1855] 25: I spent the weekend with a high-class escort 9901   9995 [1854] 22: Welcome back, how was your trip? 6857   6332 [1853] 18: You re back, I thought you were heading home? 7318   6917 [1852] 15: Where were you yesterday 6209   5974 [1851] 11: I need a damn drink now! 7831   6568 [1850] 8: Do you think you re ready 4644   4434 [1849] 4: I had to catch the train 4734   4545 [1848] 1: You seem jolly pleased with yourself 6965   6390
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| Aug 2020 [1847] 28: The lead-up to the United States Presidential Elections 4527   4260 [1846] 25: We found out my cousin has a peanut allergy 4799   4662 [1845] 21: Thankfully we got you out 6316   5760 [1844] 18: I m getting really tired of all of these protests 8949   8571 [1843] 14: Okay quick, change the channel 10069   9843 [1842] 11: I need you to represent me 4639   4386 [1841] 7: I saw that you managed to get that girl to go home 6273   5786 [1840] 4: Doc, how long before you get the Coronavirus test results back? 7588   7307
| | Jul 2020 [1839] 31: So how s your sister s new baby? 5694   5416 [1838] 28: So we ve had enough sessions 6766   6322 [1837] 24: Where have you been, it s 11 O clock already? 6996   6869 [1836] 21: I thought you were going to your colleague s baby s Christening 5017   4787 [1835] 17: My girlfriend is furious with me 6628   5567 [1834] 14: I ve had a look at your article for the website 6557   6828 [1833] 10: You seem pleased with yourself 7992   7327 [1832] 7: Hi there, how was the weekend? 12081   8468 [1831] 3: So son, tomorrow you re getting married 9872   6385
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| Jun 2020 [1830] 30: Excuse me did you happen to hook your tee shot 13670   6811 [1829] 26: So did you try the exercises I set out 12493   7524 [1828] 23: The world is totally messed up these days ... 10575   7971 [1827] 19: You ve been found guilty of shoplifting 5973   4928 [1826] 16: It s two in the morning already 6540   5726 [1825] 12: If you win the lottery 5641   5043 [1824] 9: Doctor you ve looked after me so well 5442   4971 [1823] 5: Apparently being obese increases the risk of dementia 12944   15139 [1822] 2: You need to know something about your cousin 6128   5724
| | May 2020 [1821] 29: You need to get rid of some of these jars 11881   13157 [1820] 26: I really hope the scientists make a breakthrough 5345   5142 [1819] 22: You say you want to improve your self esteem 7013   6670 [1818] 19: I see Apple are releasing a new version 6092   5727 [1817] 15: Drinks for everyone on me! 4570   4173 [1816] 12: You ve been spending a lot of time on that phone 5304   4935 [1815] 8: This Coronavirus pandemic is terrible 5638   5167 [1814] 5: I m home, I still didn t manage to get everything 5528   5060 [1813] 1: My wife and I were shopping 5364   4857
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| Apr 2020 [1812] 28: I know we re just starting out 7601   7509 [1811] 24: I need a divorce quick 8871   8505 [1808] 21: Nice hat, is it new? 5894   5573 [1807] 17: Trying to find ways to keep busy under lockdown 5803   5546 [1806] 14: Did you hear they've cancelled Wimbledon 5953   5738 [1805] 10: Hey, how are you doing? 6806   6594 [1804] 7: I ve had enough of the way you treat me 6163   5863 [1803] 3: Sorry I m late, I got so drunk last night 5248   4863
| | Mar 2020 [1802] 31: Well that was a surreal experience 5971   5780 [1801] 27: What s it like being an Uber driver? 5611   5479 [1800] 24: Good morning dad, how are things? 5448   5285 [1799] 20: I m so tired of all of these smart ads 18727   19255 [1798] 17: I see the SETI@home internet-connected screensaver 5516   5234 [1797] 13: I m back, shopping all done for another week 5660   5251 [1796] 10: Do you mind if I sleep over at your place tonight? 5850   5773 [1795] 6: Did you see an Amazon tribe has been discovered 6113   5915 [1794] 3: What s wrong, why are you so upset? 6224   5982
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| Feb 2020 [1793] 28: Have you guys tried tantric sex 5268   5003 [1792] 25: Can I have a latte with half non-fat 5637   5162 [1791] 21: It s only been a week since your husband passed 6569   6337 [1790] 18: So how did your big Valentine s Day date go? 5804   5589 [1789] 14: What are you doing? 7284   7118 [1788] 11: Here comes one of those SJW vegan activists 11611   11083 [1787] 7: You re late 7331   7006 [1786] 4: It s Valentine s Day next week 6146   5718
| | Jan 2020 [1785] 31: Do you have a number or email address 6667   6669 [1784] 28: Darling, now that we re married 17051   37056 [1783] 25: I see that astronaut Christina Koch 7946   7909 [1782] 21: I m starving 8267   8283 [1781] 17: As this is our first session 9513   8153 [1780] 14: I want to sue the Police 14327   14121 [1779] 10: Welcome back, how was your Christmas and New Year s 12188   11747 [1778] 7: How were the holidays? 7384   7056
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