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Dec 2021 [1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas 1168   1917 [1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these 337   448 [1971] 14: Drinks on me 300   364 [1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something 466   582 [1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well 401   511 [1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening 343   475
| | Nov 2021 [1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like 390   471 [1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again? 429   655 [1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust 350   435 [1964] 16: We want a divorce 327   484 [1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night? 431   616 [1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you? 356   445 [1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes 498   635 [1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth 404   556
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| Oct 2021 [1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic 730   896 [1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy 926   1113 [1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore 1216   1667 [1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary 684   878 [1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women? 788   969 [1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos 633   858 [1953] 1: I ll call you later 727   947
| | Sep 2021 [1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me 1009   1217 [1951] 24: Since our last session 1136   1329 [1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please 702   810 [1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink 723   993 [1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately 5562   5810 [1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take 1190   1460 [1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again 745   872 [1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again? 805   882
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| Aug 2021 [1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon 665   804 [1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here 828   944 [1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases 787   843 [1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there? 2612   2623 [1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later 855   949 [1939] 13: So did you ask her out? 890   1199 [1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double 2024   1725 [1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here 2782   2233 [1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning 1936   1441
| | Jul 2021 [1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything 3911   3787 [1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased 1063   1018 [1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here 1003   942 [1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you? 1008   987 [1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening 1107   1157 [1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely 1170   1065 [1929] 9: So, what s news today? 1110   1121 [1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID 1000   1002 [1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow 1475   1232
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| Jun 2021 [1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team 1320   1287 [1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you 1306   1299 [1924] 22: What the hell happened to you? 1412   1267 [1923] 18: Have a good day honey 1191   1161 [1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym 1421   1154 [1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England 1384   1121 [1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday 1479   1490 [1919] 4: Congratulations! 1121   1005 [1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing 1303   1054
| | May 2021 [1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days 1228   1185 [1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions 1312   1031 [1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website 1249   1195 [1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today? 1096   1111 [1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about 1051   1179 [1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be 1500   1518 [1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting 1383   1348
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| Apr 2021 [1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV? 2446   2953 [1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps 1070   1128 [1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy 1042   1041 [1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going? 1138   1103 [1906] 13: I need you to represent me 1108   1189 [1905] 9: You look exhausted 1416   1408 [1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement? 1323   1196 [1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars 1010   997
| | Mar 2021 [1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber 980   935 [1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps? 1026   1002 [1900] 23: I ll have another 1005   964 [1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place! 1116   1000 [1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end 1047   974 [1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me! 1010   1005 [1896] 9: What are you watching? 1015   999 [1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife 1222   1083 [1894] 2: What are you doing here? 1328   1077
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| Feb 2021 [1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done 998   1045 [1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks 996   1012 [1891] 19: What are you watching? 1126   1118 [1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training 1260   1201 [1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day? 1018   1026 [1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order 1005   997 [1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here 1019   999 [1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19 1298   1091
| | Jan 2021 [1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app 1459   1412 [1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt 1306   1214 [1883] 22: I am surprised you need me 1386   1168 [1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up 1778   1457 [1881] 16: Welcome back 1579   1407 [1880] 12: Happy New Year! 1603   1506
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