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Dec 2021 [1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas 9285   9530 [1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these 6870   5376 [1971] 14: Drinks on me 3793   3559 [1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something 4227   4151 [1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well 10924   12388 [1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening 7617   10064
| | Nov 2021 [1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like 3677   3559 [1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again? 5873   5995 [1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust 49791   56210 [1964] 16: We want a divorce 5308   5376 [1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night? 5099   5067 [1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you? 7449   7995 [1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes 3990   3846 [1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth 5382   5765
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| Oct 2021 [1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic 7921   8232 [1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy 5128   4772 [1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore 5390   7253 [1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary 18081   18849 [1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women? 5687   5342 [1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos 5105   5086 [1953] 1: I ll call you later 5087   4863
| | Sep 2021 [1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me 17170   12781 [1951] 24: Since our last session 5157   4619 [1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please 4263   3940 [1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink 5720   5770 [1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately 27358   29006 [1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take 5431   5523 [1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again 17818   18653 [1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again? 6414   6129
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| Aug 2021 [1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon 5692   5832 [1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here 4927   4998 [1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases 5284   5136 [1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there? 86444   75644 [1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later 46539   42772 [1939] 13: So did you ask her out? 10019   8779 [1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double 91152   84513 [1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here 17775   14031 [1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning 6818   4937
| | Jul 2021 [1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything 9699   9104 [1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased 4724   7407 [1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here 9070   8759 [1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you? 5350   4793 [1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening 5767   5365 [1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely 7166   6194 [1929] 9: So, what s news today? 19389   21554 [1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID 9025   9068 [1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow 8671   7852
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| Jun 2021 [1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team 5804   5082 [1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you 6180   5373 [1924] 22: What the hell happened to you? 7101   5917 [1923] 18: Have a good day honey 6461   5771 [1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym 8122   7680 [1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England 6248   5451 [1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday 8442   7434 [1919] 4: Congratulations! 6288   4908 [1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing 11494   9721
| | May 2021 [1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days 14906   11438 [1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions 12849   6902 [1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website 10418   6180 [1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today? 8772   6526 [1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about 7163   6555 [1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be 19719   20430 [1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting 12560   13326
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| Apr 2021 [1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV? 10950   10818 [1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps 6392   6143 [1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy 6320   5966 [1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going? 6261   5692 [1906] 13: I need you to represent me 6778   6810 [1905] 9: You look exhausted 6294   5897 [1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement? 65244   87858 [1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars 5224   4782
| | Mar 2021 [1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber 5757   5128 [1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps? 5509   4812 [1900] 23: I ll have another 11041   10313 [1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place! 15393   14437 [1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end 5824   5517 [1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me! 5867   5407 [1896] 9: What are you watching? 5221   4968 [1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife 4541   3938 [1894] 2: What are you doing here? 5175   4298
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| Feb 2021 [1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done 10264   10760 [1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks 4297   3883 [1891] 19: What are you watching? 5378   4673 [1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training 7419   7047 [1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day? 5032   4539 [1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order 30482   32674 [1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here 6249   5477 [1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19 10804   12505
| | Jan 2021 [1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app 5213   4586 [1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt 9857   10254 [1883] 22: I am surprised you need me 6037   5188 [1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up 6801   5542 [1881] 16: Welcome back 5990   5322 [1880] 12: Happy New Year! 7501   7047
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