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Dec 2021 [1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas 8418   8511 [1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these 101009   123914 [1971] 14: Drinks on me 3035   3037 [1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something 3484   3691 [1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well 9910   11135 [1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening 6765   9027
| | Nov 2021 [1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like 3033   3147 [1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again? 5033   5483 [1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust 44791   50789 [1964] 16: We want a divorce 4514   4938 [1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night? 4136   4436 [1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you? 6717   7219 [1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes 3358   3443 [1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth 4462   5103
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| Oct 2021 [1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic 6958   7596 [1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy 4235   4340 [1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore 177753   184574 [1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary 15887   17405 [1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women? 4815   4816 [1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos 4225   4598 [1953] 1: I ll call you later 4281   4434
| | Sep 2021 [1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me 68090   59859 [1951] 24: Since our last session 4401   4221 [1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please 3382   3473 [1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink 4859   5120 [1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately 25254   27760 [1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take 4611   4936 [1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again 16726   17504 [1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again? 5359   5497
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| Aug 2021 [1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon 4741   4950 [1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here 4205   4380 [1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases 4408   4386 [1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there? 44122   40525 [1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later 30447   28717 [1939] 13: So did you ask her out? 7678   7492 [1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double 53425   53118 [1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here 13954   11950 [1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning 5299   4459
| | Jul 2021 [1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything 8625   8538 [1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased 127789   161745 [1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here 7610   7472 [1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you? 4384   4287 [1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening 4792   4831 [1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely 5873   5471 [1929] 9: So, what s news today? 17404   19083 [1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID 7838   8175 [1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow 7035   6943
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| Jun 2021 [1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team 4698   4568 [1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you 4899   4834 [1924] 22: What the hell happened to you? 5371   5179 [1923] 18: Have a good day honey 5204   5161 [1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym 6538   7002 [1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England 5088   4930 [1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday 6934   6868 [1919] 4: Congratulations! 5194   4416 [1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing 10228   9204
| | May 2021 [1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days 13895   10865 [1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions 11493   6306 [1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website 9393   5634 [1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today? 7648   5915 [1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about 6132   5912 [1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be 18172   18491 [1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting 11072   11985
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| Apr 2021 [1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV? 9571   9997 [1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps 5298   5520 [1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy 5178   5366 [1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going? 5223   5137 [1906] 13: I need you to represent me 6048   6187 [1905] 9: You look exhausted 5127   4996 [1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement? 61320   79922 [1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars 4044   4003
| | Mar 2021 [1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber 4668   4497 [1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps? 4558   4317 [1900] 23: I ll have another 10057   9613 [1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place! 14246   13767 [1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end 4914   4817 [1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me! 3686   3572 [1896] 9: What are you watching? 4350   4320 [1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife 3764   3535 [1894] 2: What are you doing here? 4471   3902
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| Feb 2021 [1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done 9447   9658 [1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks 3537   3466 [1891] 19: What are you watching? 4450   4213 [1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training 6253   6361 [1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day? 4187   4060 [1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order 27752   31319 [1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here 5304   4881 [1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19 9828   11111
| | Jan 2021 [1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app 4353   4176 [1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt 8809   9295 [1883] 22: I am surprised you need me 5083   4737 [1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up 5810   5014 [1881] 16: Welcome back 5160   4840 [1880] 12: Happy New Year! 6381   6165
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