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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
1168    1917
[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
337 448
[1971] 14: Drinks on me
300 364
[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
466 582
[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
401 511
[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
343 475
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Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
390 471
[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
429 655
[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
350 435
[1964] 16: We want a divorce
327 484
[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
431 616
[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
356 445
[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
498 635
[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
404 556
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Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
730 896
[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
926 1113
[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
1216 1667
[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
684 878
[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
788 969
[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
633 858
[1953] 1: I ll call you later
727 947
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Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
1009 1217
[1951] 24: Since our last session
1136 1329
[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
702 810
[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
723 993
[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
5562 5810
[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
1190 1460
[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
745 872
[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
805 882
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Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
665 804
[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
828 944
[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
787 843
[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
2612 2623
[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
855 949
[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
890 1199
[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
2024 1725
[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2782 2233
[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
1936 1441
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Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
3911 3787
[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
1063 1018
[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
1003 942
[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
1008 987
[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
1107 1157
[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
1170 1065
[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
1110 1121
[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
1000 1002
[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1475 1232
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Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1320 1287
[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1306 1299
[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1412 1267
[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
1191 1161
[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1421 1154
[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1384 1121
[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1479 1490
[1919] 4: Congratulations!
1121 1005
[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1303 1054
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May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
1228 1185
[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1312 1031
[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
1249 1195
[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
1096 1111
[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
1051 1179
[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1500 1518
[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1383 1348
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Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
2446 2953
[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
1070 1128
[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
1042 1041
[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
1138 1103
[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
1108 1189
[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1416 1408
[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1323 1196
[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
1010 997
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Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
980 935
[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
1026 1002
[1900] 23: I ll have another
1005 964
[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
1116 1000
[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
1047 974
[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
1010 1005
[1896] 9: What are you watching?
1015 999
[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
1222 1083
[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1328 1077
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Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
998 1045
[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
996 1012
[1891] 19: What are you watching?
1126 1118
[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
1260 1201
[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
1018 1026
[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
1005 997
[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
1019 999
[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1298 1091
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Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1459 1412
[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1306 1214
[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1386 1168
[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
1778 1457
[1881] 16: Welcome back
1579 1407
[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1603 1506
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