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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1917 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1917 = 3085 votes 1917

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
337 Current Rating: 337 + 448 = 785 votesCurrent Rating: 337 + 448 = 785 votes 448

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
300 Current Rating: 300 + 364 = 664 votesCurrent Rating: 300 + 364 = 664 votes 364

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
466 Current Rating: 466 + 582 = 1048 votesCurrent Rating: 466 + 582 = 1048 votes 582

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
401 Current Rating: 401 + 511 = 912 votesCurrent Rating: 401 + 511 = 912 votes 511

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
343 Current Rating: 343 + 475 = 818 votesCurrent Rating: 343 + 475 = 818 votes 475


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
390 Current Rating: 390 + 471 = 861 votesCurrent Rating: 390 + 471 = 861 votes 471

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
429 Current Rating: 429 + 655 = 1084 votesCurrent Rating: 429 + 655 = 1084 votes 655

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
350 Current Rating: 350 + 435 = 785 votesCurrent Rating: 350 + 435 = 785 votes 435

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
327 Current Rating: 327 + 484 = 811 votesCurrent Rating: 327 + 484 = 811 votes 484

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
431 Current Rating: 431 + 616 = 1047 votesCurrent Rating: 431 + 616 = 1047 votes 616

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
356 Current Rating: 356 + 445 = 801 votesCurrent Rating: 356 + 445 = 801 votes 445

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
498 Current Rating: 498 + 635 = 1133 votesCurrent Rating: 498 + 635 = 1133 votes 635

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
404 Current Rating: 404 + 556 = 960 votesCurrent Rating: 404 + 556 = 960 votes 556


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
730 Current Rating: 730 + 896 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 896 = 1626 votes 896

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
926 Current Rating: 926 + 1113 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 1113 = 2039 votes 1113

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1667 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1667 = 2883 votes 1667

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
684 Current Rating: 684 + 878 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 684 + 878 = 1562 votes 878

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
788 Current Rating: 788 + 969 = 1757 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 969 = 1757 votes 969

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
633 Current Rating: 633 + 858 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 633 + 858 = 1491 votes 858

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
727 Current Rating: 727 + 947 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 947 = 1674 votes 947


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 1217 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 1217 = 2226 votes 1217

[1951] 24: Since our last session
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1329 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1329 = 2465 votes 1329

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
702 Current Rating: 702 + 810 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 702 + 810 = 1512 votes 810

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
723 Current Rating: 723 + 993 = 1716 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 993 = 1716 votes 993

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
5562 Current Rating: 5562 + 5810 = 11372 votesCurrent Rating: 5562 + 5810 = 11372 votes 5810

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1460 = 2650 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1460 = 2650 votes 1460

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
745 Current Rating: 745 + 872 = 1617 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 872 = 1617 votes 872

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
805 Current Rating: 805 + 882 = 1687 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 882 = 1687 votes 882


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
665 Current Rating: 665 + 804 = 1469 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 804 = 1469 votes 804

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
828 Current Rating: 828 + 944 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 944 = 1772 votes 944

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
787 Current Rating: 787 + 843 = 1630 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 843 = 1630 votes 843

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
2612 Current Rating: 2612 + 2623 = 5235 votesCurrent Rating: 2612 + 2623 = 5235 votes 2623

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
855 Current Rating: 855 + 949 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 949 = 1804 votes 949

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
890 Current Rating: 890 + 1199 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 1199 = 2089 votes 1199

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
2024 Current Rating: 2024 + 1725 = 3749 votesCurrent Rating: 2024 + 1725 = 3749 votes 1725

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
2782 Current Rating: 2782 + 2233 = 5015 votesCurrent Rating: 2782 + 2233 = 5015 votes 2233

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 1441 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 1441 = 3377 votes 1441


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
3911 Current Rating: 3911 + 3787 = 7698 votesCurrent Rating: 3911 + 3787 = 7698 votes 3787

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1018 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1018 = 2081 votes 1018

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 942 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 942 = 1945 votes 942

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 987 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 987 = 1995 votes 987

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1157 = 2264 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1157 = 2264 votes 1157

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1065 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1065 = 2235 votes 1065

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 1121 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 1121 = 2231 votes 1121

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1002 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1002 = 2002 votes 1002

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1232 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1232 = 2707 votes 1232


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1287 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1287 = 2607 votes 1287

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1299 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1299 = 2605 votes 1299

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
1412 Current Rating: 1412 + 1267 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1412 + 1267 = 2679 votes 1267

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1161 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1161 = 2352 votes 1161

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1154 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1154 = 2575 votes 1154

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1121 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1121 = 2505 votes 1121

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1490 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1490 = 2969 votes 1490

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1005 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1005 = 2126 votes 1005

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1054 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1054 = 2357 votes 1054


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1185 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1185 = 2413 votes 1185

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1031 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1031 = 2343 votes 1031

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1195 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1195 = 2444 votes 1195

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 1111 = 2207 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 1111 = 2207 votes 1111

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1179 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1179 = 2230 votes 1179

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1518 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1518 = 3018 votes 1518

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1348 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1348 = 2731 votes 1348


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 2953 = 5399 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 2953 = 5399 votes 2953

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1128 = 2198 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1128 = 2198 votes 1128

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1041 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1041 = 2083 votes 1041

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1103 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1103 = 2241 votes 1103

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1189 = 2297 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1189 = 2297 votes 1189

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1408 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1408 = 2824 votes 1408

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1196 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1196 = 2519 votes 1196

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 997 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 997 = 2007 votes 997


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
980 Current Rating: 980 + 935 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 935 = 1915 votes 935

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1002 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1002 = 2028 votes 1002

[1900] 23: I ll have another
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 964 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 964 = 1969 votes 964

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1000 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1000 = 2116 votes 1000

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 974 = 2021 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 974 = 2021 votes 974

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1005 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1005 = 2015 votes 1005

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 999 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 999 = 2014 votes 999

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1083 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1083 = 2305 votes 1083

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1077 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1077 = 2405 votes 1077


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
998 Current Rating: 998 + 1045 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 1045 = 2043 votes 1045

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
996 Current Rating: 996 + 1012 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 1012 = 2008 votes 1012

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1118 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1118 = 2244 votes 1118

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1201 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1201 = 2461 votes 1201

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 1026 = 2044 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 1026 = 2044 votes 1026

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 997 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 997 = 2002 votes 997

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 999 = 2018 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 999 = 2018 votes 999

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1091 = 2389 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1091 = 2389 votes 1091


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1412 = 2871 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1412 = 2871 votes 1412

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1214 = 2520 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1214 = 2520 votes 1214

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1168 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1168 = 2554 votes 1168

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1457 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1457 = 3235 votes 1457

[1881] 16: Welcome back
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1407 = 2986 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1407 = 2986 votes 1407

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
1603 Current Rating: 1603 + 1506 = 3109 votesCurrent Rating: 1603 + 1506 = 3109 votes 1506






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