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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
8418 Current Rating: 8418 + 8511 = 16929 votesCurrent Rating: 8418 + 8511 = 16929 votes 8511

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
101009 Current Rating: 101009 + 123914 = 224923 votesCurrent Rating: 101009 + 123914 = 224923 votes 123914

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 3037 = 6072 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 3037 = 6072 votes 3037

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 3691 = 7175 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 3691 = 7175 votes 3691

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
9910 Current Rating: 9910 + 11135 = 21045 votesCurrent Rating: 9910 + 11135 = 21045 votes 11135

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
6765 Current Rating: 6765 + 9027 = 15792 votesCurrent Rating: 6765 + 9027 = 15792 votes 9027


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
3033 Current Rating: 3033 + 3147 = 6180 votesCurrent Rating: 3033 + 3147 = 6180 votes 3147

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
5033 Current Rating: 5033 + 5483 = 10516 votesCurrent Rating: 5033 + 5483 = 10516 votes 5483

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
44791 Current Rating: 44791 + 50789 = 95580 votesCurrent Rating: 44791 + 50789 = 95580 votes 50789

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
4514 Current Rating: 4514 + 4938 = 9452 votesCurrent Rating: 4514 + 4938 = 9452 votes 4938

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
4136 Current Rating: 4136 + 4436 = 8572 votesCurrent Rating: 4136 + 4436 = 8572 votes 4436

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
6717 Current Rating: 6717 + 7219 = 13936 votesCurrent Rating: 6717 + 7219 = 13936 votes 7219

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
3358 Current Rating: 3358 + 3443 = 6801 votesCurrent Rating: 3358 + 3443 = 6801 votes 3443

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
4462 Current Rating: 4462 + 5103 = 9565 votesCurrent Rating: 4462 + 5103 = 9565 votes 5103


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
6958 Current Rating: 6958 + 7596 = 14554 votesCurrent Rating: 6958 + 7596 = 14554 votes 7596

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
4235 Current Rating: 4235 + 4340 = 8575 votesCurrent Rating: 4235 + 4340 = 8575 votes 4340

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
177753 Current Rating: 177753 + 184574 = 362327 votesCurrent Rating: 177753 + 184574 = 362327 votes 184574

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
15887 Current Rating: 15887 + 17405 = 33292 votesCurrent Rating: 15887 + 17405 = 33292 votes 17405

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
4815 Current Rating: 4815 + 4816 = 9631 votesCurrent Rating: 4815 + 4816 = 9631 votes 4816

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
4225 Current Rating: 4225 + 4598 = 8823 votesCurrent Rating: 4225 + 4598 = 8823 votes 4598

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
4281 Current Rating: 4281 + 4434 = 8715 votesCurrent Rating: 4281 + 4434 = 8715 votes 4434


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
68090 Current Rating: 68090 + 59859 = 127949 votesCurrent Rating: 68090 + 59859 = 127949 votes 59859

[1951] 24: Since our last session
4401 Current Rating: 4401 + 4221 = 8622 votesCurrent Rating: 4401 + 4221 = 8622 votes 4221

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
3382 Current Rating: 3382 + 3473 = 6855 votesCurrent Rating: 3382 + 3473 = 6855 votes 3473

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
4859 Current Rating: 4859 + 5120 = 9979 votesCurrent Rating: 4859 + 5120 = 9979 votes 5120

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
25254 Current Rating: 25254 + 27760 = 53014 votesCurrent Rating: 25254 + 27760 = 53014 votes 27760

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
4611 Current Rating: 4611 + 4936 = 9547 votesCurrent Rating: 4611 + 4936 = 9547 votes 4936

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
16726 Current Rating: 16726 + 17504 = 34230 votesCurrent Rating: 16726 + 17504 = 34230 votes 17504

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
5359 Current Rating: 5359 + 5497 = 10856 votesCurrent Rating: 5359 + 5497 = 10856 votes 5497


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
4741 Current Rating: 4741 + 4950 = 9691 votesCurrent Rating: 4741 + 4950 = 9691 votes 4950

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
4205 Current Rating: 4205 + 4380 = 8585 votesCurrent Rating: 4205 + 4380 = 8585 votes 4380

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
4408 Current Rating: 4408 + 4386 = 8794 votesCurrent Rating: 4408 + 4386 = 8794 votes 4386

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
44122 Current Rating: 44122 + 40525 = 84647 votesCurrent Rating: 44122 + 40525 = 84647 votes 40525

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
30447 Current Rating: 30447 + 28717 = 59164 votesCurrent Rating: 30447 + 28717 = 59164 votes 28717

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
7678 Current Rating: 7678 + 7492 = 15170 votesCurrent Rating: 7678 + 7492 = 15170 votes 7492

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
53425 Current Rating: 53425 + 53118 = 106543 votesCurrent Rating: 53425 + 53118 = 106543 votes 53118

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
13954 Current Rating: 13954 + 11950 = 25904 votesCurrent Rating: 13954 + 11950 = 25904 votes 11950

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
5299 Current Rating: 5299 + 4459 = 9758 votesCurrent Rating: 5299 + 4459 = 9758 votes 4459


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
8625 Current Rating: 8625 + 8538 = 17163 votesCurrent Rating: 8625 + 8538 = 17163 votes 8538

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
127789 Current Rating: 127789 + 161745 = 289534 votesCurrent Rating: 127789 + 161745 = 289534 votes 161745

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
7610 Current Rating: 7610 + 7472 = 15082 votesCurrent Rating: 7610 + 7472 = 15082 votes 7472

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
4384 Current Rating: 4384 + 4287 = 8671 votesCurrent Rating: 4384 + 4287 = 8671 votes 4287

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
4792 Current Rating: 4792 + 4831 = 9623 votesCurrent Rating: 4792 + 4831 = 9623 votes 4831

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
5873 Current Rating: 5873 + 5471 = 11344 votesCurrent Rating: 5873 + 5471 = 11344 votes 5471

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
17404 Current Rating: 17404 + 19083 = 36487 votesCurrent Rating: 17404 + 19083 = 36487 votes 19083

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
7838 Current Rating: 7838 + 8175 = 16013 votesCurrent Rating: 7838 + 8175 = 16013 votes 8175

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
7035 Current Rating: 7035 + 6943 = 13978 votesCurrent Rating: 7035 + 6943 = 13978 votes 6943


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
4698 Current Rating: 4698 + 4568 = 9266 votesCurrent Rating: 4698 + 4568 = 9266 votes 4568

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
4899 Current Rating: 4899 + 4834 = 9733 votesCurrent Rating: 4899 + 4834 = 9733 votes 4834

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
5371 Current Rating: 5371 + 5179 = 10550 votesCurrent Rating: 5371 + 5179 = 10550 votes 5179

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
5204 Current Rating: 5204 + 5161 = 10365 votesCurrent Rating: 5204 + 5161 = 10365 votes 5161

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
6538 Current Rating: 6538 + 7002 = 13540 votesCurrent Rating: 6538 + 7002 = 13540 votes 7002

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
5088 Current Rating: 5088 + 4930 = 10018 votesCurrent Rating: 5088 + 4930 = 10018 votes 4930

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
6934 Current Rating: 6934 + 6868 = 13802 votesCurrent Rating: 6934 + 6868 = 13802 votes 6868

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
5194 Current Rating: 5194 + 4416 = 9610 votesCurrent Rating: 5194 + 4416 = 9610 votes 4416

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
10228 Current Rating: 10228 + 9204 = 19432 votesCurrent Rating: 10228 + 9204 = 19432 votes 9204


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
13895 Current Rating: 13895 + 10865 = 24760 votesCurrent Rating: 13895 + 10865 = 24760 votes 10865

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
11493 Current Rating: 11493 + 6306 = 17799 votesCurrent Rating: 11493 + 6306 = 17799 votes 6306

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
9393 Current Rating: 9393 + 5634 = 15027 votesCurrent Rating: 9393 + 5634 = 15027 votes 5634

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
7648 Current Rating: 7648 + 5915 = 13563 votesCurrent Rating: 7648 + 5915 = 13563 votes 5915

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
6132 Current Rating: 6132 + 5912 = 12044 votesCurrent Rating: 6132 + 5912 = 12044 votes 5912

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
18172 Current Rating: 18172 + 18491 = 36663 votesCurrent Rating: 18172 + 18491 = 36663 votes 18491

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
11072 Current Rating: 11072 + 11985 = 23057 votesCurrent Rating: 11072 + 11985 = 23057 votes 11985


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
9571 Current Rating: 9571 + 9997 = 19568 votesCurrent Rating: 9571 + 9997 = 19568 votes 9997

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
5298 Current Rating: 5298 + 5520 = 10818 votesCurrent Rating: 5298 + 5520 = 10818 votes 5520

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
5178 Current Rating: 5178 + 5366 = 10544 votesCurrent Rating: 5178 + 5366 = 10544 votes 5366

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
5223 Current Rating: 5223 + 5137 = 10360 votesCurrent Rating: 5223 + 5137 = 10360 votes 5137

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
6048 Current Rating: 6048 + 6187 = 12235 votesCurrent Rating: 6048 + 6187 = 12235 votes 6187

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
5127 Current Rating: 5127 + 4996 = 10123 votesCurrent Rating: 5127 + 4996 = 10123 votes 4996

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
61320 Current Rating: 61320 + 79922 = 141242 votesCurrent Rating: 61320 + 79922 = 141242 votes 79922

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
4044 Current Rating: 4044 + 4003 = 8047 votesCurrent Rating: 4044 + 4003 = 8047 votes 4003


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 4497 = 9165 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 4497 = 9165 votes 4497

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
4558 Current Rating: 4558 + 4317 = 8875 votesCurrent Rating: 4558 + 4317 = 8875 votes 4317

[1900] 23: I ll have another
10057 Current Rating: 10057 + 9613 = 19670 votesCurrent Rating: 10057 + 9613 = 19670 votes 9613

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
14246 Current Rating: 14246 + 13767 = 28013 votesCurrent Rating: 14246 + 13767 = 28013 votes 13767

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
4914 Current Rating: 4914 + 4817 = 9731 votesCurrent Rating: 4914 + 4817 = 9731 votes 4817

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 3572 = 7258 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 3572 = 7258 votes 3572

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
4350 Current Rating: 4350 + 4320 = 8670 votesCurrent Rating: 4350 + 4320 = 8670 votes 4320

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
3764 Current Rating: 3764 + 3535 = 7299 votesCurrent Rating: 3764 + 3535 = 7299 votes 3535

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
4471 Current Rating: 4471 + 3902 = 8373 votesCurrent Rating: 4471 + 3902 = 8373 votes 3902


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
9447 Current Rating: 9447 + 9658 = 19105 votesCurrent Rating: 9447 + 9658 = 19105 votes 9658

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
3537 Current Rating: 3537 + 3466 = 7003 votesCurrent Rating: 3537 + 3466 = 7003 votes 3466

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 4213 = 8663 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 4213 = 8663 votes 4213

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
6253 Current Rating: 6253 + 6361 = 12614 votesCurrent Rating: 6253 + 6361 = 12614 votes 6361

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 4060 = 8247 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 4060 = 8247 votes 4060

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
27752 Current Rating: 27752 + 31319 = 59071 votesCurrent Rating: 27752 + 31319 = 59071 votes 31319

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
5304 Current Rating: 5304 + 4881 = 10185 votesCurrent Rating: 5304 + 4881 = 10185 votes 4881

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
9828 Current Rating: 9828 + 11111 = 20939 votesCurrent Rating: 9828 + 11111 = 20939 votes 11111


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
4353 Current Rating: 4353 + 4176 = 8529 votesCurrent Rating: 4353 + 4176 = 8529 votes 4176

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
8809 Current Rating: 8809 + 9295 = 18104 votesCurrent Rating: 8809 + 9295 = 18104 votes 9295

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
5083 Current Rating: 5083 + 4737 = 9820 votesCurrent Rating: 5083 + 4737 = 9820 votes 4737

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
5810 Current Rating: 5810 + 5014 = 10824 votesCurrent Rating: 5810 + 5014 = 10824 votes 5014

[1881] 16: Welcome back
5160 Current Rating: 5160 + 4840 = 10000 votesCurrent Rating: 5160 + 4840 = 10000 votes 4840

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
6381 Current Rating: 6381 + 6165 = 12546 votesCurrent Rating: 6381 + 6165 = 12546 votes 6165






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