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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
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[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
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[1971] 14: Drinks on me
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[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
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[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
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[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
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Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
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[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
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[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
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[1964] 16: We want a divorce
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[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
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[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
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[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
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[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
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Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
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[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
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[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
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[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
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[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
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[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
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[1953] 1: I ll call you later
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Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
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[1951] 24: Since our last session
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[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
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[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
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[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
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[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
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[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
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[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
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Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
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[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
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[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
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[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
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[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
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[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
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[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
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[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
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[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
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Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
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[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
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[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
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[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
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[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
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[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
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[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
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[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
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[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
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Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
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[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
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[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
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[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
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[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
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[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
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[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
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[1919] 4: Congratulations!
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[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
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May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
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[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
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[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
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[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
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[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
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[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
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[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
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Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
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[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
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[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
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[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
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[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
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[1905] 9: You look exhausted
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[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
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[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
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Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
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[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
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[1900] 23: I ll have another
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[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
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[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
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[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
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[1896] 9: What are you watching?
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[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
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[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
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Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
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[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
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[1891] 19: What are you watching?
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[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
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[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
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[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
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[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
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[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
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Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
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[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
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[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
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[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
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[1881] 16: Welcome back
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[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
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