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Dec 2021
[1973] 21: So you re not going home for Christmas
9285 Current Rating: 9285 + 9530 = 18815 votesCurrent Rating: 9285 + 9530 = 18815 votes 9530

[1972] 17: I have no idea how to begin these
6870 Current Rating: 6870 + 5376 = 12246 votesCurrent Rating: 6870 + 5376 = 12246 votes 5376

[1971] 14: Drinks on me
3793 Current Rating: 3793 + 3559 = 7352 votesCurrent Rating: 3793 + 3559 = 7352 votes 3559

[1970] 10: Don t you think you should do something
4227 Current Rating: 4227 + 4151 = 8378 votesCurrent Rating: 4227 + 4151 = 8378 votes 4151

[1969] 7: You look like your Bumble hookup did not go well
10924 Current Rating: 10924 + 12388 = 23312 votesCurrent Rating: 10924 + 12388 = 23312 votes 12388

[1968] 3: Bye Bambi, see you this evening
7617 Current Rating: 7617 + 10064 = 17681 votesCurrent Rating: 7617 + 10064 = 17681 votes 10064


Nov 2021
[1967] 30: You can call me a Boomer if you like
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 3559 = 7236 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 3559 = 7236 votes 3559

[1966] 23: Are you using that dating app again?
5873 Current Rating: 5873 + 5995 = 11868 votesCurrent Rating: 5873 + 5995 = 11868 votes 5995

[1965] 19: I heard your new security company went bust
49791 Current Rating: 49791 + 56210 = 106001 votesCurrent Rating: 49791 + 56210 = 106001 votes 56210

[1964] 16: We want a divorce
5308 Current Rating: 5308 + 5376 = 10684 votesCurrent Rating: 5308 + 5376 = 10684 votes 5376

[1963] 12: How was your Tinder date last night?
5099 Current Rating: 5099 + 5067 = 10166 votesCurrent Rating: 5099 + 5067 = 10166 votes 5067

[1962] 9: Good morning, how can I help you?
7449 Current Rating: 7449 + 7995 = 15444 votesCurrent Rating: 7449 + 7995 = 15444 votes 7995

[1961] 5: I ve decided, most people are arsholes
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 3846 = 7836 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 3846 = 7836 votes 3846

[1960] 2: It s time to face a hard truth
5382 Current Rating: 5382 + 5765 = 11147 votesCurrent Rating: 5382 + 5765 = 11147 votes 5765


Oct 2021
[1959] 26: Dad, do you ever get nostalgic
7921 Current Rating: 7921 + 8232 = 16153 votesCurrent Rating: 7921 + 8232 = 16153 votes 8232

[1958] 22: If you tell me your fantasy
5128 Current Rating: 5128 + 4772 = 9900 votesCurrent Rating: 5128 + 4772 = 9900 votes 4772

[1957] 15: I don t understand the world we live in anymore
5390 Current Rating: 5390 + 7253 = 12643 votesCurrent Rating: 5390 + 7253 = 12643 votes 7253

[1956] 12: I believe it s your tenth anniversary
18081 Current Rating: 18081 + 18849 = 36930 votesCurrent Rating: 18081 + 18849 = 36930 votes 18849

[1955] 8: Why are married women plumper than single women?
5687 Current Rating: 5687 + 5342 = 11029 votesCurrent Rating: 5687 + 5342 = 11029 votes 5342

[1954] 5: These fuel supply issues in the UK are causing chaos
5105 Current Rating: 5105 + 5086 = 10191 votesCurrent Rating: 5105 + 5086 = 10191 votes 5086

[1953] 1: I ll call you later
5087 Current Rating: 5087 + 4863 = 9950 votesCurrent Rating: 5087 + 4863 = 9950 votes 4863


Sep 2021
[1952] 28: Okay I m off, the wife has been sexting me
17170 Current Rating: 17170 + 12781 = 29951 votesCurrent Rating: 17170 + 12781 = 29951 votes 12781

[1951] 24: Since our last session
5157 Current Rating: 5157 + 4619 = 9776 votesCurrent Rating: 5157 + 4619 = 9776 votes 4619

[1950] 21: Can I have a Marijuana McFlurry please
4263 Current Rating: 4263 + 3940 = 8203 votesCurrent Rating: 4263 + 3940 = 8203 votes 3940

[1949] 17: I m going down to the pub for a drink
5720 Current Rating: 5720 + 5770 = 11490 votesCurrent Rating: 5720 + 5770 = 11490 votes 5770

[1948] 14: You seem so depressed lately
27358 Current Rating: 27358 + 29006 = 56364 votesCurrent Rating: 27358 + 29006 = 56364 votes 29006

[1947] 10: How many prostitutes does it take
5431 Current Rating: 5431 + 5523 = 10954 votesCurrent Rating: 5431 + 5523 = 10954 votes 5523

[1946] 7: It s good to finally get out again
17818 Current Rating: 17818 + 18653 = 36471 votesCurrent Rating: 17818 + 18653 = 36471 votes 18653

[1945] 3: So you re watching the Discovery Channel again?
6414 Current Rating: 6414 + 6129 = 12543 votesCurrent Rating: 6414 + 6129 = 12543 votes 6129


Aug 2021
[1944] 31: I didn t expect to see you again so soon
5692 Current Rating: 5692 + 5832 = 11524 votesCurrent Rating: 5692 + 5832 = 11524 votes 5832

[1943] 27: You sure took your sweet time getting here
4927 Current Rating: 4927 + 4998 = 9925 votesCurrent Rating: 4927 + 4998 = 9925 votes 4998

[1942] 24: There are so many terms and phrases
5284 Current Rating: 5284 + 5136 = 10420 votesCurrent Rating: 5284 + 5136 = 10420 votes 5136

[1941] 20: Do you know that bloke over there?
86444 Current Rating: 86444 + 75644 = 162088 votesCurrent Rating: 86444 + 75644 = 162088 votes 75644

[1940] 17: Bye darling, I ll see you later
46539 Current Rating: 46539 + 42772 = 89311 votesCurrent Rating: 46539 + 42772 = 89311 votes 42772

[1939] 13: So did you ask her out?
10019 Current Rating: 10019 + 8779 = 18798 votesCurrent Rating: 10019 + 8779 = 18798 votes 8779

[1938] 10: Give me a cognac, in fact make it a double
91152 Current Rating: 91152 + 84513 = 175665 votesCurrent Rating: 91152 + 84513 = 175665 votes 84513

[1937] 6: I'm surprised to see you here
17775 Current Rating: 17775 + 14031 = 31806 votesCurrent Rating: 17775 + 14031 = 31806 votes 14031

[1936] 3: Your bail hearing is set for tomorrow morning
6818 Current Rating: 6818 + 4937 = 11755 votesCurrent Rating: 6818 + 4937 = 11755 votes 4937


Jul 2021
[1935] 30: I m not calling you a stalker or anything
9699 Current Rating: 9699 + 9104 = 18803 votesCurrent Rating: 9699 + 9104 = 18803 votes 9104

[1934] 27: Now that the COVID restrictions are starting to be eased
4724 Current Rating: 4724 + 7407 = 12131 votesCurrent Rating: 4724 + 7407 = 12131 votes 7407

[1933] 23: We kind of guessed we d end up here
9070 Current Rating: 9070 + 8759 = 17829 votesCurrent Rating: 9070 + 8759 = 17829 votes 8759

[1932] 20: Oh shit, what happened to you?
5350 Current Rating: 5350 + 4793 = 10143 votesCurrent Rating: 5350 + 4793 = 10143 votes 4793

[1931] 16: You ve been quiet all evening
5767 Current Rating: 5767 + 5365 = 11132 votesCurrent Rating: 5767 + 5365 = 11132 votes 5365

[1930] 13: Cheers Dad, drive safely
7166 Current Rating: 7166 + 6194 = 13360 votesCurrent Rating: 7166 + 6194 = 13360 votes 6194

[1929] 9: So, what s news today?
19389 Current Rating: 19389 + 21554 = 40943 votesCurrent Rating: 19389 + 21554 = 40943 votes 21554

[1928] 6: This blog claims Vegans have less chance of catching COVID
9025 Current Rating: 9025 + 9068 = 18093 votesCurrent Rating: 9025 + 9068 = 18093 votes 9068

[1927] 2: I m finally getting married tomorrow
8671 Current Rating: 8671 + 7852 = 16523 votesCurrent Rating: 8671 + 7852 = 16523 votes 7852


Jun 2021
[1926] 29: Let me introduce you to the rest of the team
5804 Current Rating: 5804 + 5082 = 10886 votesCurrent Rating: 5804 + 5082 = 10886 votes 5082

[1925] 25: I heard that woman over there shouting at you
6180 Current Rating: 6180 + 5373 = 11553 votesCurrent Rating: 6180 + 5373 = 11553 votes 5373

[1924] 22: What the hell happened to you?
7101 Current Rating: 7101 + 5917 = 13018 votesCurrent Rating: 7101 + 5917 = 13018 votes 5917

[1923] 18: Have a good day honey
6461 Current Rating: 6461 + 5771 = 12232 votesCurrent Rating: 6461 + 5771 = 12232 votes 5771

[1922] 15: We don t see you often enough here at the gym
8122 Current Rating: 8122 + 7680 = 15802 votesCurrent Rating: 8122 + 7680 = 15802 votes 7680

[1921] 11: Did you see that a nine-year-old boy in England
6248 Current Rating: 6248 + 5451 = 11699 votesCurrent Rating: 6248 + 5451 = 11699 votes 5451

[1920] 8: So you weren t at work yesterday
8442 Current Rating: 8442 + 7434 = 15876 votesCurrent Rating: 8442 + 7434 = 15876 votes 7434

[1919] 4: Congratulations!
6288 Current Rating: 6288 + 4908 = 11196 votesCurrent Rating: 6288 + 4908 = 11196 votes 4908

[1918] 1: Say what you like about this whole COVID thing
11494 Current Rating: 11494 + 9721 = 21215 votesCurrent Rating: 11494 + 9721 = 21215 votes 9721


May 2021
[1917] 28: As challenging as times are these days
14906 Current Rating: 14906 + 11438 = 26344 votesCurrent Rating: 14906 + 11438 = 26344 votes 11438

[1916] 25: These have been a tough few sessions
12849 Current Rating: 12849 + 6902 = 19751 votesCurrent Rating: 12849 + 6902 = 19751 votes 6902

[1915] 21: Do you know if the Advertising Regulatory Board has a website
10418 Current Rating: 10418 + 6180 = 16598 votesCurrent Rating: 10418 + 6180 = 16598 votes 6180

[1914] 18: Hello my boy, how was school today?
8772 Current Rating: 8772 + 6526 = 15298 votesCurrent Rating: 8772 + 6526 = 15298 votes 6526

[1913] 14: My wife is constantly complaining about
7163 Current Rating: 7163 + 6555 = 13718 votesCurrent Rating: 7163 + 6555 = 13718 votes 6555

[1912] 11: This is 2021, I am not just here to be
19719 Current Rating: 19719 + 20430 = 40149 votesCurrent Rating: 19719 + 20430 = 40149 votes 20430

[1911] 7: You don t seem to be fighting
12560 Current Rating: 12560 + 13326 = 25886 votesCurrent Rating: 12560 + 13326 = 25886 votes 13326


Apr 2021
[1910] 27: What are the children watching on TV?
10950 Current Rating: 10950 + 10818 = 21768 votesCurrent Rating: 10950 + 10818 = 21768 votes 10818

[1909] 23: I ve had it with Tinder, Bumble and the rest of these dating apps
6392 Current Rating: 6392 + 6143 = 12535 votesCurrent Rating: 6392 + 6143 = 12535 votes 6143

[1908] 20: Your phone is going crazy
6320 Current Rating: 6320 + 5966 = 12286 votesCurrent Rating: 6320 + 5966 = 12286 votes 5966

[1907] 16: Good morning my boy, how are things going?
6261 Current Rating: 6261 + 5692 = 11953 votesCurrent Rating: 6261 + 5692 = 11953 votes 5692

[1906] 13: I need you to represent me
6778 Current Rating: 6778 + 6810 = 13588 votesCurrent Rating: 6778 + 6810 = 13588 votes 6810

[1905] 9: You look exhausted
6294 Current Rating: 6294 + 5897 = 12191 votesCurrent Rating: 6294 + 5897 = 12191 votes 5897

[1904] 6: Is that another COVID announcement?
65244 Current Rating: 65244 + 87858 = 153102 votesCurrent Rating: 65244 + 87858 = 153102 votes 87858

[1903] 1: You ve been at the window with the binoculars
5224 Current Rating: 5224 + 4782 = 10006 votesCurrent Rating: 5224 + 4782 = 10006 votes 4782


Mar 2021
[1902] 30: I forgot to get a cucumber
5757 Current Rating: 5757 + 5128 = 10885 votesCurrent Rating: 5757 + 5128 = 10885 votes 5128

[1901] 26: Have you ever used one of those dating apps?
5509 Current Rating: 5509 + 4812 = 10321 votesCurrent Rating: 5509 + 4812 = 10321 votes 4812

[1900] 23: I ll have another
11041 Current Rating: 11041 + 10313 = 21354 votesCurrent Rating: 11041 + 10313 = 21354 votes 10313

[1899] 19: Mom, I ve had enough of this place!
15393 Current Rating: 15393 + 14437 = 29830 votesCurrent Rating: 15393 + 14437 = 29830 votes 14437

[1898] 16: I really wish this COVID lockdown would end
5824 Current Rating: 5824 + 5517 = 11341 votesCurrent Rating: 5824 + 5517 = 11341 votes 5517

[1897] 12: Let s drink! A shot for everyone on me!
5867 Current Rating: 5867 + 5407 = 11274 votesCurrent Rating: 5867 + 5407 = 11274 votes 5407

[1896] 9: What are you watching?
5221 Current Rating: 5221 + 4968 = 10189 votesCurrent Rating: 5221 + 4968 = 10189 votes 4968

[1895] 5: I think I need to divorce my wife
4541 Current Rating: 4541 + 3938 = 8479 votesCurrent Rating: 4541 + 3938 = 8479 votes 3938

[1894] 2: What are you doing here?
5175 Current Rating: 5175 + 4298 = 9473 votesCurrent Rating: 5175 + 4298 = 9473 votes 4298


Feb 2021
[1893] 26: So I guess that s another COVID announcement done
10264 Current Rating: 10264 + 10760 = 21024 votesCurrent Rating: 10264 + 10760 = 21024 votes 10760

[1892] 23: You ve been coming to see me for a few weeks
4297 Current Rating: 4297 + 3883 = 8180 votesCurrent Rating: 4297 + 3883 = 8180 votes 3883

[1891] 19: What are you watching?
5378 Current Rating: 5378 + 4673 = 10051 votesCurrent Rating: 5378 + 4673 = 10051 votes 4673

[1890] 16: I have to attend Sensitivity Training
7419 Current Rating: 7419 + 7047 = 14466 votesCurrent Rating: 7419 + 7047 = 14466 votes 7047

[1889] 12: Are you sorted for a date for Valentine s Day?
5032 Current Rating: 5032 + 4539 = 9571 votesCurrent Rating: 5032 + 4539 = 9571 votes 4539

[1888] 9: I need you to get divorce papers in order
30482 Current Rating: 30482 + 32674 = 63156 votesCurrent Rating: 30482 + 32674 = 63156 votes 32674

[1887] 5: Maybe you should stop trying to pick up girls here
6249 Current Rating: 6249 + 5477 = 11726 votesCurrent Rating: 6249 + 5477 = 11726 votes 5477

[1886] 2: Everything is shot to hell these days because of Covid-19
10804 Current Rating: 10804 + 12505 = 23309 votesCurrent Rating: 10804 + 12505 = 23309 votes 12505


Jan 2021
[1885] 29: Have you had any dates with that new dating app
5213 Current Rating: 5213 + 4586 = 9799 votesCurrent Rating: 5213 + 4586 = 9799 votes 4586

[1884] 26: Last week my wife told me she dreamt
9857 Current Rating: 9857 + 10254 = 20111 votesCurrent Rating: 9857 + 10254 = 20111 votes 10254

[1883] 22: I am surprised you need me
6037 Current Rating: 6037 + 5188 = 11225 votesCurrent Rating: 6037 + 5188 = 11225 votes 5188

[1882] 19: My wife wants to spice things up
6801 Current Rating: 6801 + 5542 = 12343 votesCurrent Rating: 6801 + 5542 = 12343 votes 5542

[1881] 16: Welcome back
5990 Current Rating: 5990 + 5322 = 11312 votesCurrent Rating: 5990 + 5322 = 11312 votes 5322

[1880] 12: Happy New Year!
7501 Current Rating: 7501 + 7047 = 14548 votesCurrent Rating: 7501 + 7047 = 14548 votes 7047






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